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IBM Training Employees To Leave IBM?

lucabrasi999 writes "IBM just launched a new program that will encourage some employees to earn teaching certificates and degrees. IBM will help defray the costs of these new degrees. With those newly earned degrees, the IBM employee would then become a 'former' IBM employee who moves onto a career as a public school math or science teacher. While it seems odd that IBM would encourage employees to switch careers, the point is that IBM is trying to help offset an expected shortage in the number of math and science teachers in the United States." From the article: "While many companies encourage their employees to tutor schoolchildren or do other things to get involved in education, IBM believes it is the first to guide workers toward switching into a teaching career. The company expects older workers nearing retirement to be the most likely candidates, partly because they would have more financial wherewithal to take the pay cut that becoming a teacher likely would entail."

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  1. PR by daniil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My guess is, they're just trying to pick up some good karma, "encouraging" people to pick up a teaching career and leave, instead of just laying them off life HP did. That way, they'll be able to cut their employment costs, at the same time still retaining a positive image.

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    1. Re:PR by hendridm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It can't hurt to have individuals who are tech savvy and sympathetic to IBM in many schools, either.

    2. Re:PR by Namronorman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I honestly don't think so. As the article said, the most likely candidates will be the ones near retirement.

      As much as you and I may fear it, today's generation is tommorow's work force, and a lot of that work will have to do with math and science. I know when I was in school, math and science classes seemed to be lacking, or sometimes more advanced classes weren't even available. This might not show an immediate success, but over time it could change a lot of people's minds about math and science and open a way for people who want to learn these subjects more.

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    3. Re:PR by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Schoolteachers with real-world work experience are very valuable.

      Most teachers never... ever... left the school system.

    4. Re:PR by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Very true. The best teachers I ever had in college (engineering) had real world experience. I think it is actually the best kind of career to have after you work in industry for about 20 to 30 years. You don't have to work too hard when your body is older and can't take as much stress. Both you and the people you teach are much better off for it.

    5. Re:PR by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Schoolteachers with real-world work experience are very valuable.

      But often they find they cannot stand the goofy beurocracy and internal politics of school systems. You can't just fix problems, you have to go thru the channels and kiss up to the right people.

  2. Random thought... by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Lately, it seems more and more to me that IBM is taking Google's place as the "Don't be evil" company.

    With moves like this and their support of the open source scene, you'd think that they'd be Slashdot's new baby by now. :)

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    1. Re:Random thought... by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      I agree that this is the most cuddly downsizing ever, but am still not sure that IBM deserves quite as much love for this as they're getting.

      Anyway, until they drive a stake through the heart of Lotus Notes they can't claim to have fully abandoned evil...

    2. Re:Random thought... by hendridm · · Score: 4, Funny
      With moves like this and their support of the open source scene, you'd think that they'd be Slashdot's new baby by now.

      We're still recovering from Lotus Notes.

    3. Re:Random thought... by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think "Don't be evil" and "IBM" can be used in the same sentence. IBM is trying to place nice to get people to like them again. It is simply an evil way to trick you into thinking they are not evil. Who knows though. Perhaps they were at one point not evil and were simply pretending to be evil in order to get the bad boy admits on their side, and now are again going back to their non-evil ways. Personally I wouldn't trust them either way.

    4. Re:Random thought... by hkka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IBM is still the same old corporate curmudgeon they've always been. IBM specializes in the stealth layoff. These are terminations that occur pretty much under the radar because they are all over the continent in small groups of people in various departments.
              IBM is a corporate entity which by its very nature can never truly abandon its evil ways. Lets see how sugar coated my layoff with them sounds shall we?
              We found out IBM lost the contract for the company I was working for 90 days before the outsourcing contract renewal date. Within two weeks we are told that we are responsible for finding another job within the company. To help us we were directed to an internal website called "opportunitymarketplace" where we could search for a position within the company. A typical search for all positions available across all 50 states from band levels 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) revealed nothing. 30 days left on the contract we are informed we are part of a resource action. Now because we are part of a resource action even if we found another job within IBM we were still treated as outsiders which meant even if we did get accepted for the position we would still have to wait 30 days before being able to get hired and of course by then the position would of gone to someone else.
            For the ultimate cosmic hug and I say this with bleeding sarcasm is their separation package which I've heard on good word that it was written by satan himself! In it you agree that if you want to collect your severance pay you agree to not sue them. You agree to not take a job like say your old position with their competitor for the next 30 days and if you do you forfeit your severance. The severance is 2 weeks of pay for each year you have worked.
              My father was axed 2 weeks before his 25 year. In the old IBM 25 years meant receiving a plaque and rolex watch as an anniversary gift. For him it was to arrive at a Best Western Hotel at 5am one morning to be informed that his position had been surplused and his service van, laptop and equipment was taken on the spot. Things sure have changed. Its no wonder why there is a shortage of technical workers and students aren't enrolling in computer science.
              I worked for IBM for about 8 years 2 years were spent working for a subsidiary of theirs called TSS aka Tough Shit Sucker on account of the 10% pay cut all IBM employees took when the service division was forced over into TSS. And of course my time with TSS never counted towards my tenure with IBM. So to answer your question. No, IBM does not deserve much love at all for what they've done and are doing to their employees.

  3. Just amazing... by ajiva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just amazing! While other companies encourage employees to get advance degrees to help yourself, no other company encourges employees to get advance degrees to help others. Excellent!

    1. Re:Just amazing... by rholliday · · Score: 2, Informative

      Somehow I doubt the $80k-$100k salaried employees will be the ones applying and/or picked. Probably people more like me, making $40k in support, not $100k in product development.

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  4. Well by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nicer than firing them.

    1. Re:Well by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's nicer than firing them.
      And probably cheaper than laying them off.
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    2. Re:Well by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's nicer than firing them.

      And that's precisely the idea. IBM figures if they "encourage" their most senior and skilled (read: most expensive) employees to go elsewhere, they can downsize without the PR unpleasantness of layoffs. It's the same logic as "early retirement" programs, but rather than buying out a contract you pay someone to go into teaching instead.

      Frankly, IBM can have all the good PR they want from this move. Helping your employees to get another job before you fire them is great from a social responsibilty standpoint, and helping them into teaching, a field that always needs *experienced* people in it, is even better. Sure, IBM is doing it for primarily financial reasons but everyone wins in the end, so I'm perfectly fine with that.

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  5. Go IBM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If there's anything America needs, it's more science teachers.

  6. Altruistic... by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This definitely sounds like one of the most altruistic actions of a company I've ever heard. This will certainly lead to some happier employees. But it can also lead to more college professors having IBM experience, which could lead to students better educated to work at IBM. Not only does it help the industry, in the very long term it can come back to help IBM. This seems like fantastic foresight on IBM's part.

  7. Shortage by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shortage is IBM's mainframe skills, not math and science in research. IBM is running on its last generation of mainframe employees. Many of which will retire in no more than 10 years. You want a job? Get into mainframes and you'll be looking at 60-80k salary easy. The companies deploying mainframes aren't going to discontinue anytime.

    1. Re:Shortage by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Informative

      Shortage is IBM's mainframe skills... IBM is running on its last generation of mainframe employees.

      I'm not sure where you get your info, but a few weeks ago I met a handful of young IBM workers from their mainframe department. They each work in different teams and told me there are both young and old. There's simply an age gap due to the 10 years of not hiring in the NY state area. But there are plenty of young employees working on ancient systems. These weren't kids installing linux, either. They were talking Z/OS and encryption.

  8. Just a cheaper way for early retirement by louthegiantrat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The company expects older workers nearing retirement to be the most likely candidates, partly because they would have more financial wherewithal to take the pay cut that becoming a teacher likely would entail."


    This is really just a cost-cutting maneuver to encourage older employees to leave, similar to early retirement payouts.
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  9. Investing in the Future by Tiberius_Fel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, maybe they view it as a bit of an investment. Put some of their workers into teaching now, so that the upcoming generation(s) of people are well-educated in science, math, engineering, etc. by people with degrees and real-life experience. Then IBM has a better talent pool to pick from in the future, theoretically.

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  10. Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by topical_surfactant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My (engineer) father was axed from his company one year before retirement. No one wants to hire an aging engineer in this market, so he took up high-school teaching as a last resort. It was a huge pay cut, but at least he could maintain medical benefits. He has an 70 mile commute every morning, since entry-level teachers were not in high demand.

    1. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by Lobachevsky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Part of my cricicism on the school system is their treatment of very smart and highly experienced professionals as "novices". I'd rather have a 68yr old IBM TJ Watson vet with a PhD teaching a class than some 22yr old floozy with a 2yr associate's degree in "education".

    2. Re:Sometimes, there's just no other choice. by York+the+Mysterious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have a 68 year old ex-IBM employee with 2 PhDs from UC Berkeley and the guy is the worst teacher ever. He can't even teach introduction to programming. A trained monkey could do the job better than him. His education and career work is amazing, but he still doesn't know how to teach.

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  11. The first? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Informative
    IBM believes it is the first to guide workers toward switching into a teaching career

    The DoD and DoE has had this for years.
    Troops to Teachers

    Still...not too shabby.

  12. and if they were really smart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They would set up "The IBM Teaching Foundation" and pay the people who take them up on this offer the difference between their last annual salary at IBM and their new teaching position.

    Surely they could afford to take some of their billions in annual profit and fund the new foundation. http://www.intltwins.org/Twin, Triplet, or more?

  13. Pay is the issue. by bcrowell · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The battlefield is littered with proposals to improve the dismal state of K-12 math and science education in America. I don't see how this proposal would work any better than the others.

    The biggest issue is pay. K-12 teaching is a low-paid, low-status job, and in high school, it involves dealing with a lot of hassles from the 50% of the students who don't want to be there, and are just being warehoused by the government until they turn 18. Often the people who go into K-12 teaching are liberal arts majors who were mediocre students in college, and decided relatively late in the game to become teachers, because they weren't really qualified to do much else. For those people, the pay and job conditions might be OK, but people who are actually qualified to teach math or science have better options.

    The effective government monopoly on education is preventing math and science teachers from being paid anything more in line with what they could get in a free market, and it also turns schools into assembly lines that produce students who pretend to have learned math and science, but actually couldn't calculate their way out of a paper sack. Part of the psychology of a government monopoly is to drag everybody down to the level of the lowest common denominator. Here, that means the lowest common denominator for both students and teachers.

    1. Re:Pay is the issue. by lost_techie · · Score: 2, Informative

      I totally disagree. I believe one of the reasons education has problem finding people is because of the myth perpetuated by Teacher Unions, that teachers are poorly paid. In Southern California, the starting salary for a primary school teacher is 42-45k(working only 9 months), that's way above the starting salary for college grad. And their salary doesn't cap until it reaches almost 6 figures. I started my career making only 35k.

    2. Re:Pay is the issue. by Da_Biz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The biggest issue is pay.

      Perhaps, but I think it depends on where you are in the US. In Portland, the biggest gripe I have heard from several teacher friends of mine is the fact that the union actively protects bad teachers. By bad, I mean incompetent, uncaring, and sometimes even openly racist or sexist. The whole circumstance is very demoralizing.

      The other big issue my teacher friends have is the impressive amount of money devoted to standardized testing and bloated administration in Portland schools. It's not that they're opposed to testing, per se, but they're troubled by the policies that are attached to it, as well as the questionable quality of the NCLB. (see http://petelee.blogspot.com/2005/02/no-child-left- behind-or-so-wed-like-to.html)

      The pay, ironically enough, has never really been that big of a concern. It's not great, but one can live decently in Portland on it (see http://www.all4ed.org/publications/NationalEducati onSummitOnHighSchools/Oregon.pdf) . My friends got into teaching because they felt a strong call to teach kids, not because they aspired to ride teh hype, take a company public and Profit!!!

      While I applaud IBM's desire to support education, more needs to be done to change the intrinsic cultural problems in how schools are managed. No sense training new teachers if they're not going to stay: 3 out of the 5 friends of mine who got involved with teaching left because they became disillusioned and demoralized.

      Often the people who go into K-12 teaching are liberal arts majors who were mediocre students in college, and decided relatively late in the game to become teachers, because they weren't really qualified to do much else.

      According to the all4ed.org site I included above, that is not appear to be the case for high school teachers. And, my anecdotal experience with teachers indicates that they were high achievers in college. It's difficult to find teaching jobs in Portland, even with attrition, so it's almost a requirement to have a Master's degree. Also, after being accepted to Carnegie-Mellon University, a friend of mine shocked his parents by informing them that he planned to become a teacher. Not for the money, but an opportunity to pass a love of math on to future generations.

      As an aside, I'd note that most of my instructors at Portland Community College (also not notable for good pay), were frequently Masters-level instructors and Ph.D's with extensive professional (pre-teaching) experience. One excellent Pre-Calculus teacher I had was formerly a mathematician for NASA).

      The effective government monopoly on education is preventing math and science teachers from being paid anything more in line with what they could get in a free market, and it also turns schools into assembly lines that produce students who pretend to have learned math and science

      I don't know if the government monopoly, per se, is the issue here. On several long trips to Europe, I was impressed with the math, verbal, and political science skills of the majority of people I encountered. I believe that restructuring how schools are managed and changing certain negative cultural contributions teacher's unions have made would be a good start. I agree with your point that schools shouldn't be assembly lines: students aren't "commodities." It may be that very view that's the crux of the problem...

  14. Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Declarent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know about you guys, but every year a greater percentage of the engineers that I work with are Indian or Asian. A few decades ago, we were world technology leaders, all with home grown talent.

    Now we're less educated than ever before.

    The government could double the existing education budget and fix our school systems, get more teachers, and build the infrastructure that has been lost and not rebuilt for decades. There are plenty of places that we spend money that aren't as important.

    At least IBM sees the crisis as it looms over us, if the government doesn't. An educated populace means there's a country worth defending, move a tiny portion of the defense budget to education, dammit!

    Kudos, IBM. At least somebody has an eye on the ball.

    1. Re:Too bad the Gov. won't step up like this. by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      every year a greater percentage of the engineers that I work with are Indian or Asian. A few decades ago, we were world technology leaders, all with home grown talent.

      Now we're less educated than ever before.


      Almost all of those immigrant engineers have degrees from American universities and as long as the majority continue to settle here and become permanent residents, then they are us.

  15. See through the smoke, people. by i41Overlord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What IBM is doing is encouraging people to get jobs elsewhere, because it is their goal to replace those people with cheap labor from third world countries anyway. It's better for your image to educate someone and "let them leave" than to announce layoffs and hire people from India.

    The fact is that IBM would like American and European labor to exit the company so they can pick up Indian and Chinese labor. They want us out, and they're trying to do it nicely.

    There's no altruism here.

  16. I RTFA when it was posted in FRAK by williamyf · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before it was Slashdoted, and it seems like a Short and long term win win Situation:

    IBM Wins, short term: Good karma, and reducing (somewhat) their headcount.

    Employee wins: A new career, pursued while still having IBM benefits (like health plan) and partial salary, because they will be in a leave of absence.

    IBM wins, long term: Continuin g supply of skilled workforce

    Society wins: Teachers.

    This is a sort of thing that companies have been doing for a lon time, but this is a very innovative way for them to do it... kudos to IBM.

    In Venezuela we dub this "La cajita feliz" (the happy meal, a reference to McDonalds kids lunch). When you offer incentives to the employees to leave on their own will, therefore reducing headcount without layoffs.

    Our PTT, CANTV, did this. In HP now, to reach their staffing targets, they anounced a change of the early retirement policy, and many employees arte taking advantage before the deadline, so, in the end, they will reduce the workforce by some number X of employees, but they will have laid off a number less than x, the others leaving on their own volition....

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  17. I absolutely agree. by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, that's not the reality. A friend of mine graduated with a teaching degree in Chemistry. She got a job teaching high school. She was laid-off after a year (her contract wasn't renewed). Why? Because of budget cuts. Football and baseball programs get the money these days instead of music or science.

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  18. it could be bigger by jtroutman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine a society wherein people did this regularly. Instead of going to school to be a teacher and getting most of your experience from that, teachers were retirees who had worked in the field they were teaching. This wasn't the case for me until college and then only with certain professors. I can only imagine how much more interesting it would have been if my highschool chemistry teacher had been an engineer at DuPont instead of a woman who had specialized in English when getting her teaching degree.

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  19. Sounds like the company is trying to... by GecKo213 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...give itself a haircut. All the old grey hairs are getting the axe. They don't want to have to deal with their shit anymore so they give them an "alternative" to being let go for being old and slow.

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  20. Slight correction... by bullitB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We have 76 million students from preschool to college, not K-12. So that includes about 15 million undergrads. Throw in a few million from preschool (I think kids can wait until they're 5 before learning arithmetic), and the K-12 student population looks a little less dire, pretty much accounting for your missing 20 million.

    Frankly, I'm much more concerned about the quality of teachers than the amount of them. I would love to see more teachers come from industry instead of directly out of university.

  21. No more math teachers by xchino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look, there's already an estimated 50,000 math teachers in the US. This move by IBM may add another 5,000. Who the hell needs 75,000 math teachers?

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  22. Re:So we can teach the H1-Bs kids !!! by Dj-Zer0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude What the heck your saying "So we can teach the H1-Bs kids !!!" Just because the uncle sam came up with a new terminology for imigrants who comes to fulfil their american dream there are just good as you folks who can vote and gets paid more, further more unless your a native american some time ago in in the early days your grand dad or his dad came to this country with the same mindset. Just because back then none of this berocracy didn;t exisit doesnt mean people on H1-B is any differnt from them.

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  23. Re:Good PR But Not a Fundamental Solution by 0racle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, because offering insane salaries to IT 'professionals' during the dot-com era brought brilliant people to the field by the truck load.

    You want good teachers to stay in the profession? Make parents teach their children some manners. There is no way I would ever consider teaching, I wouldn't put up with those brats.

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  24. You are on the right track by Ogemaniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the economic analyses that I have seen, per hour compensation for teachers is very competitive for similar professions. Average teacher pay is not a problem.

    What is a problem is the distribution of that money. Essentially, these are the only two factors that matter in determining your pay in almost every district:

    1: Highest degree earned

    2: Number of years as a teacher

    That it is. Nothing else matters. So some fresh new fool with a BA in communications from Directional State University and a 2.5 GPA is going to get the same pay as a 55-year old manager from IBM, who had had (long ago) a 3.8 GPA from Princeton in Applied Mathematics.

    I am sure you can see what the problem is. This is compounded by the fact that teacher pay in almost every district is extremely backloaded. While that average you cited looks nice, you have to slog through a decade of $30-5k/year to get it. Retirement benefits are also heavily backloaded.

    It is the unions who are creating this problem. The absurd pay-scales they have created effectively make it impossible to recruit large numbers of math and science majors. Until the pay system is changed, all the blathering in the world will not change this.

  25. Another reason to justify this... by alexhmit01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, companies and and should do GOOD, they just can't do altruism at the shareholders (owner's) expense, that's being a bad fiduciary. That said, there is a wide range of good you can do and justify it...

    That said, this actually should accomplish a LOT for IBM.

    The target is near-retirees, people that are leaving anyway.

    1. If you lay them off, you risk a age-discrimination class-action suit (SCOTUS just allowed disparate affects in age discrimination, though the bar is set high).

    2. If they join the public workforce, then they probably snap up the yummy government provided benefits, which gets them off IBM's benefits, at least until they retire from their new profession... Who knows, the ludicrous school retiree benefits may kick in in a short-enough time, that this may get some of the people off their benefits long term.

    3. It NEVER hurts to have someone with a MAJORLY positive image of IBM teaching youngsters, the future's consumers and employees. IBM is an old established company, planning for 3 decades isn't unreasonable.

    4. Brain Drain - if the person is going to retire soon anyway, you are losing their skill set. If you keep them on "leave of absence" for two years, you can pick their brain (even if not contracted to help, who wouldn't help their company that they were on leave for when called with a question). Also, if they moved into teaching with IBM's help, they are probably very happy with IBM, and may remain accessible for years helping people with arcane problems.

    This looks like a HUGE win. IBM is able to do something good for the world, and there are enough plausible business benefits to justify it as a proper fiduciary activity.

    Alex

    1. Re:Another reason to justify this... by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Adam Smith was right. Self interest more often than not benefits all of society. Without win-win situations, economies would not function.

      We can add to this list based on demographic arguments:

      • Retirement of long-term employees allows for promotions all the way down the food chain, enabling IBM to keep valuable employees of all ages. This is particularly viable since, with current demographics, your average IBM employee might be over-qualified for their position.
      • It allows IBM to flatten out their demographic profile, thus improving IBM's long-term prospects, and preventing a huge disruption when baby boomers begin retiring en masse.
  26. By far the most honorable practice I could witness by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This will remain in my mind as possibly the best way a company can divest of employees short of finding another job for them. And some of the reality here is that there ARE fewer and fewer tech jobs in this country. Helping them to switch careers to one where there is presently a heavy need is a very positive move for the country and for the people. Some might scoff and assume it's some PR stunt but I really doubt it. Everyone knows that we have extremely short memories and would forget about any mass firings/layoffs/terminations when the next news story hits.

    That said, you can expect their stock values to decline because we all know that doing 'good things' is a waste of resources and drains profit potential... and we all know profit is everything right?

  27. Re:It depends by technomom · · Score: 2, Informative

    IBM's pension plan is not designed this way, at least not for the people who are eligible for this program (10 years or more at IBM). You keep your pension. You are vested after a year.

    JoAnn
    IBM employee

  28. Less Stress??? by Snorpus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You don't have to work too hard when your body is older and can't take as much stress.

    If you can't take as much stress, I don't think that teaching in a public school is the right move to make.

    1. Re:Less Stress??? by unother · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Word.

      I don't think people are realizing exactly how burdensome bureaucratic the public school system is becoming. It's largely an issue of the ongoing means-testing of student bodies. Curricula is passing out of control of individuals and into overseer bodies. While some might believe this "enforces standards", it merely means the individual teacher becomes a functionary and a babysitter.

    2. Re:Less Stress??? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absolutely. And not just in public schools, either, where teachers are really just babysitters for misbehaving (and sometimes violent) kids.

      In college, they will not last long if they attempt to do a good job teaching classes and helping students learn the material. What makes a successful professor is research and publishing. "Publish or perish". Plus they have to play a bunch of stupid political games with the other profs and the administration. Being a college professor isn't some nice cushy job where you can just take your time and teach classes and not worry about anything else.