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Acetylene Based Life on Titan?

mindpixel writes "Astrobiology Magazine's Leslie Mullen has a fascinating interview with funky science dude David Grinspoon about the possibility that there may exist a whole new biology on Titan where the extreme cold slows normally explosive reactions to a biologically useful pace." From the article: "What's really new in our paper is that we go into the question of energy sources. If there's life there, what's it going to eat? What kind of food is there? And it turns out there's abundant food because of all this photochemistry in the upper atmosphere, where methane is being turned into other organic molecules. Some of those organic molecules are very energy-rich, and one that we consider in the paper is acetylene. We know it's being made in the atmosphere, we know it's raining down on the surface, and it's been detected at the surface with the Huygens probe. We calculated that, if acetylene is reacting with the hydrogen gas to turn it back into methane, quite a bit of energy is being released. So that's our basis for saying there is something to eat on Titan. We don't know if there are any customers, but there's something on the menu."

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  1. Farts for dinner? by jkc120 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any intelligent life form that eats farts should be feared. That is all.

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    1. Re:Farts for dinner? by Froggy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any intelligent life form that eats farts should be feared. That is all.

      Any Slashdot poster that farts acetylene is to be feared. From as far away as possible.

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    2. Re:Farts for dinner? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We should be feared when we eat bread (the farts of yeast) and honey (the piss of bees). Or a can of beans.

    3. Re:Farts for dinner? by TelJanin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought honey was bee barf (not in here mister, this is a Mercedes).

    4. Re:Farts for dinner? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gee, I don't know. I'm of a mind to make up some new, classic steel bicycle frames lately. If said Slashdotter wouldn't mind coming over here putting this hose. . .

      No, nevermind, I think I'll just buy the stuff afterall. Just don't tell me where it actually came from, 'K?

      KFG

    5. Re:Farts for dinner? by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      honey (the piss of bees)


      As I understand it, bees create honey as a convenient way to store sustenance for themselves, not as a waste product. So it's not so much the piss of bees as the cud of bees, or perhaps the canned food of bees.

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    6. Re:Farts for dinner? by rd4tech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a crashed UFO somewhere on this planet. A small green guy crawls on the ground breathing heavily "acetyleeeeneee, acetyleeene...".

    7. Re:Farts for dinner? by jerde · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that our small green guy would be LONG dead from terrible burns. We get burned at 110*F or so -- the chemistry of our bodies and verily the very structure of our proteins are affected by temperatures above that, just as temperatures too low do not allow our metabolic processes to continue.

      Titan is COOOOOOOLD. Acetylene is much MORE reactive, such that at our "room temperature" it reacts much too easily and much too violently. Our bodies don't work at those temperatures, becuase you can't get oxygen to react (or many other of our normal chemical reactions). But, the article says, they think acetylene chemistry could work at that temperature.

      But heat up those chemicals to our normal temps, and fffffffffffffffffffffft!

        - Peter

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    8. Re:Farts for dinner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you're missing the point. How reactive the specific chemicals are depends on the temperature to a large degree. Acetylene is more reactive (too reactive) at Earth standard temperatures. On Titan, the temps are so cold as to freeze use solid in minutes, but acetylene remains liquid and could still react with other hydrocarbons. How that plays into over metabolysm and reflexes (which seems to imply macroscopic scales) depends on the reaction energies of those specific hydrocarbon reactions relative to the ambient temperatures.

    9. Re:Farts for dinner? by moonbender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's correct. From Wikipedia: "Honey is laid down by bees as a food source. In cold weather or when food sources are scarce, bees use their honey as their sole source of nutrition."

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  2. Cool by Crixus · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is certainly an interesting idea, and one of the more unusual proposed.

    Didn't Bush's new space exploration plan call for us to visit there, soon? :-)

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  3. Life of Titan by Tesral · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, it is possible. Life Jim, but not as we know it. What it does bring up is the star system with nothing but giant planets might have moons with life. Hey, it could happen.

    Now if we could only be successful in finding intelligent life in Washington DC

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  4. Misleading headline by millennial · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even just from the summary, it would seem that the life itself is not acetylene-based, just the food the life would eat.

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  5. life on titan by foobari · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excited missionaries are pulling out their cold weather gear.

    1. Re:life on titan by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, juvenile comment alert:
      Gotta love any sentence with both the word "missionary" and "pulling out"

    2. Re:life on titan by TheGavster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Missionaries on Titan can only end in tears:

      "On the first day, God created the Earth ..."

      "I live on Titan, how does this apply to me?"
      or:
      "In Soviet Titan, Earth creates God!"

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    3. Re:life on titan by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Funny
      "On the first day, God created the Earth ..."
      I live on Titan you insensitive clod

      The actual line is
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth
      , which includes Titan as well. Maybe you could be baptised on ammonia or methane.

    4. Re:life on titan by mormop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or it could have been touched by his noodly appendage

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    5. Re:life on titan by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ramen

  6. What is life, anyway? by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reading the article makes we wonder exactly what life is, anyway. It sounds as though we only require chemical conversion. What if there is a big rock that serves as a catalyst for this conversion of acetylene and hydrogen to methane. Would we think of that as a life form? Or would we require reproduction? Would reproduction be possible in this slow-motion frozen gel we find on Titan?

    It is interesting, though, how the life and the planet co-evolves. Life has really changed Earth and it may have affected Titan, as well.

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    1. Re:What is life, anyway? by Tesral · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Metabolism and reproduction I do believe are the hallmarks of life. So catalysts are not alive, and plenty of catalysts exist. It has to eat something, and copy itself some how.

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    2. Re:What is life, anyway? by Compuser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Life is:
      1. Ability to store information.
      2. Ability to process stored information to make
      replicas of oneself.
      3. Metabolism (to power the above).

    3. Re:What is life, anyway? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A quick trip to dictionary.com yielded this answer:

      "The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism."

      There are some pretty standard requirements; the rock doesn't respond to stimuli, doesn't gorw, doesn't reproduce and doesn't evolve over time. Standard geological phenomena such as erosion don't count.

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    4. Re:What is life, anyway? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A nice definition of life is something like "Active maintenance of self in the face of entropy". In other words, something that actively (and successfully) keeps itself functioning and stable even though the vicissitudes of existence constantly try to tear you down.

      Or, shorter, if you fight entropy you're alive. If you don't, you aren't.

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    5. Re:What is life, anyway? by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like the definition of life which is based on complexity theory. Anything that shows less entropy than the environment of which it is contained is typically alive.

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    6. Re:What is life, anyway? by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, either that, or your desk's an absolute mess......hmmm, I don't seem to be fulfilling my duties as a lifeform....

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    7. Re:What is life, anyway? by k98sven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if there is a big rock that serves as a catalyst for this conversion of acetylene and hydrogen to methane.

      Actually, it's not a 'what if'. Platinum powder will catalyze that reaction just fine. Well, at least as far as ethane. (not sure about the final step: ethane + H2 --> 2 methane)

      Would we think of that as a life form?

      Last I checked, nobody was saying platinum was alive. :)
      Seriously though, "catalyzing a chemical reaction" is a terrible definition of 'life'.

      Or would we require reproduction?

      That's getting better. But what about, say, a virus? They can reproduce, but not on their own. The simplest ones are basically just a strand of DNA or RNA sitting around waiting for some cell to pick them up and reproduce them.

      Most biologists I've talked to don't consider viruses as 'life' though. It needs to be self-reproduction to some extent. But that'll never be clear cut, since you then have to define how much the environment is allowed to 'help'.

    8. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      By that definition, a Dell PC powered by a solar cell and programmed to autonomously surf the Dell website and plug in a valid credit card number and its shipping address would qualify.

    9. Re:What is life, anyway? by Acius · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you forgot: 4. Has a sense of humor. Cause life without a sense of humor isn't any kind of life at all. (Sad observation: This post isn't very funny. So shoot me).

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    10. Re:What is life, anyway? by killjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".

      It's amazing what has happened to the US. IN this day and age we are still fighting ignorance every day.

      It seems silly to fight over the definition of life when the good citizens of Pennsylvania have decided that evolution is "just a theory".

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    11. Re:What is life, anyway? by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      False. For example, BSE ("Mad Cow Disease") prions have no "blueprints".

      The earliest lifeforms will inherently have no "blueprints". In fact, the earliest proto-life won't necessarily make a copy of itself. What you're likely to see is chemicals that tend to catalyze reactions with various ligands to create chemicals similar to themselves. When the local "soup" becomes more concentrated with chemicals similar in form, eventually self-catalytic cycles can emerge - basically, a puddle of self-catalyzing goo that is a non-distinct "organism" which expands itself slowly outward. Large hypercycles may have many processes (even independent processes) competing for the same ligands and reactants; a particular cycle can benefit itself over its neighbors by beginning to poison its competitors' reactions. Even without membranes walling off distinct "organisms", and with each set of reactions scattered throughout the same space as its competitors, the individual processes can sabotage and even consume each other as ruthlessly as any modern day life. Eventually, membranes can form (membranes are surprisingly easy to establish; many chemicals inherently line up into sheets, which other chemical reactions or simply natural currents can make into small spheres) which provide defense for a tiny area. This area being small, all but one competing hypercycle gets killed off within it. If the remaining side hypercycle contains the processes for producing the membrane itself, you have a very inefficient, but functional, Ur-cell.

      "Information" isn't needed for life. In fact, "information" is a concept that is context-sensitive; nothing inherently has "information", and in fact, our genes only contain "information" when we put those chemical structures in the context of "what will this do to us after a storm of chain reactions ends up down stream?". By themselves, they're just chemicals, reacting as chemicals do.

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    12. Re:What is life, anyway? by pomo+monster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, you have to wonder he means by "a biologically useful pace." I assume he means chemical reactions proceeding slow enough for us to recognize it as life, but isn't it just as possible for life to exist in high-energy (explosive) conditions, only too fast for us to realize it's there? And why couldn't there be life in frozen oceans with chemical reactions too slow for us to recognize? Hmm.

    13. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a nice characterization. But it fails it. Mules are alive but cannot reproduce.

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    14. Re:What is life, anyway? by jools33 · · Score: 2, Informative
    15. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, crystalline structures would be alive with respect to that characterization. Even amending reproduction to that characterization wouldn't suffice to make it work since some crystals are known to spontaneously break when they reach a certain configuration and whose fragmented peices build duplicate structures. (God I wish I had a reference for this)

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    16. Re:What is life, anyway? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".

      It's amazing what has happened to the US. IN this day and age we are still fighting ignorance every day.


      Amen, brother! There are still those so ignorant and steeped in their belief in evolution that they consider "adaptation to environment" must always mean "evolution" - even when it refers to a classification that can apply to a single infertile individual. Clearly, an individual can adapt, but not evolve. We must stamp out the rampant ignorance; people have to actually know the properties of evolution.

      That way, if they make a judgement about the beliefs of others, they'll be able to do so in an informed manner instead of blindly attacking what they don't understand. Can you believe that there are actually individuals who hold evolution as the end-all be-all theory of life origins and have never even heard that there are parts we haven't figured out yet? The ignorance astounds!

      Am I ignorant? Am I a creationist? It's possible. Need I be either to find logic flaws in evolution and those who champion it without question?
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    17. Re:What is life, anyway? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you are saying is that humans are the means by which dell computers reproduce.

    18. Re:What is life, anyway? by sribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".

      Because "adaptation to the environment" is a term that describes what living things do every single day in order to keep living. Evolution does not happen within a single organism's lifespan. We certainly don't say that something is not alive just because we can't observe it evolving. Perhaps you should be a little less sensitive and stop looking for intelligent design conspiracies everywhere?

    19. Re:What is life, anyway? by ifwm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prions aren't alive.

    20. Re:What is life, anyway? by PokeyMillie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It sounds as though we only require chemical conversion." Love and a mothers bond to a child have been found to be attributed to chemical reactions or hormones being released in the brain.

  7. I wonder... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Suppose there is intelligent life in there, what will they think of earth creatures?

    "Amazing! The third planet creatures support temperatures so high that none of the titan lifeforms could withstand. Let's call them extremophiles".

    Kinda makes you think...

  8. Reminds me of a Hal Clement story by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Clement's Ice World was set on a unthinkably frigid world where sulfur was a solid and liquified steam covered the surface!

    It was Earth, of course. The protagonist was an alien scientist kidnapped by drug smugglers and forced to analyze a horrific drug they'd been buying from the natives. It's a juvenile, really, but enjoyable by adults as well.

  9. Original Article (long) by Greg+Hullender · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's a link to the original NASA article by Grinspoon and others. It's pretty long (and part of a longer set of papers) so you might just search for "Titan" and go from there. However, if you have the time, it's fascinating reading, and it does have cool pictures. :-)

    --Greg

  10. Further study needed? by jacks+smirking+reven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who elsewould like to see 10 billion taken out of that moon landing money and put towards a few swarms probes to Titan to confirm this. Something to researhc this, and the JIMO mission are what i'd really pushed up schedule. Life outside our planet is the type of scientific and philisophical question that we should make all strides to answering. Jupites moons and Titan are the only places we essentially have left in our immediate solar system that might contain life. We really owe it to ourselves to research these to their final conclusion. I'd be happy to expand humanity into the solar system once we know we're not the only thing on it.

  11. Dave Barry came up with a good answer... by SIGBUS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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    1. Re:Dave Barry came up with a good answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

      So 500 pound gorillas aren't alive? They might not die, but they sure got angry with me when I tried that the other day.

  12. Re:Reminds me of that Robotman joke... by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, nowadays they would stand in a stunned silence trying to decide which corporate executive is the most appropriate one to provide the most profitable answer.

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  13. Genocide by Jozer99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We should probably make sure they don't find out about the Acetylene genocide going on at every mechanic's garage and construction site every day.

  14. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by k98sven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Therefore, to expect the life on another planet may be complex-molecule-based instead of simple-carbon-based is feasible.

    "Complex-molecule-based" versus "simple-carbon-based" ?? Did you make up those terms yourself? Could you please define them? And perhaps elaborate on how this is supposed to follow from the statement "acetylene is organic"?

    Because the statement "acetylene is organic" doesn't mean anything in particular. It's saying that the acetylene molecule has a carbon-carbon bond in it.

    But the other people saying 'no' are (as far as I can tell thru HISTORY) full of horse-hockey.

    Who is saying 'no' to what?

    Tell me exactly what in the world you know about organic compounds on another planet that will/will not produce life, please?

    Since this is the first semi-intelligible statement in your post, I'll try and answer it:

    1) Most scientists believe that life in all its forms, terrestrial or otherwise, follows the laws of chemistry. All life we know of appears to do so.
    In the same way that we also believe that all the universe follows the same laws of physics. We have no reason to believe otherwise. (and the chemistry follows from the physics, anyway.)

    2) We know that certain conditions are required to sustain life regardless of its form. For instance, life requires energy. This follows from the laws of thermodynamics being one of those things believed to be universal in 1).

    3) We have labs. We don't have to go to another planet to figure out how chemistry works at extreme temperatures and pressures.

    Yes, it's flamebait/trollbait. How about you editors/moderators tell me your experience on Titan, [..]

    No, it's just moronic. How about you tell me about all those atoms you've seen yourself? Still believe they exist though, don't you?

    Let the organic/biological scientists determine this, not the uneducated populace.

    David Grinspoon is an adjunct Professor at the University of Colorado. Hardly "uneducated populace".

    Even I don't dare step into this conversation, except as far as I have made my agrument.

    You didn't really make one.

  15. The Bigger Question by lcreech · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is the impact on religion. The 7th day and so forth. Like Copernicus and Gallileo popping the churches/government bubble isn't pleasent and because of the current polical atmosphere, these times are no exception.

    Not anonymous because I am not afraid, though I may regret it in the near term.

  16. Spallation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does the earth replenishes its carbon 14 source (half-life of 5730 yrs)? Spallation. This is the reason for carbon dating can be "somewhat" constant and "more or less" reliable. (Assuming that the high energy particles are constant.)

    This is a great topic to stump some of the more well educated scientists. N2 ----> 14CN.

    http://www.sns.gov/aboutsns/what-why.htm

    My question: does spallation work on Titan? I know that Saturn has an intense magnetic field, but I don't know if Saturn emits high energy particles. Can high energy particles from our sun can reach that far to influence Titan? I wonder if he factored this into his theory or not. The article does not explain this. I would figure that he would have to take this into account, if high energy particles are "abound." These particles can change most of the gases in the upper atmosphere to many different types of molecules. Using acetylene from methane as an example is very loaded. If there is enough energy to make this, why would acetylene not want to change into larger organic chains when exposed to this high energy or react with the next nearest neighbor molecules. Considering life is a major leap, however there is some chemistry (using high energy light/particles) that can do similar things.

  17. Titan is OURS by patricksevenlee · · Score: 3, Funny
    All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.

    I'm assuming the warning covers the rest of the solar system. So those little black rectangles can kiss our carbon based rear ends.

    Also, members of the Titan version of Slashdot are probably saying, "I for one welcome our monkey-based overlords."

  18. Re:Acetylene + hydrogen - methane. Huh!? by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Informative

    This reaction doesn't make any sense.

    Sure it does. C2H2 + H2 --> CH4 is exothermic by about 300 kJ/mol. That is, 300 kJ of heat are released for every mole of acetylene consumed.

    Maybe it's confusing because we usually think of energy-releasing respiration-type reductions in the context of our nice highly oxidizing atmosphere? So that most reactions we think of as "energy producing" are combustion reactions, combinations of hydrocarbons with oxygen? But there's no free oxygen on Titan, so that's out. Nevertheless, there are zillions of chemical reactions that produce energy.

    And on that note, I have to say the existence of some chemical reaction that can generate energy seems pretty much a given on any planet with an abundance of light elements and temperatures nontrivially above 0K. How could it be otherwise? The universe has hardly had time to reach complete chemical equilibrium...

    So I guess I'm underwhelmed by the realization that this or that chemical reaction could power life. I'd think there's always a chemical reaction that can produce mere energy. That's the least of life's problems, maybe.

    The trick, as I see it, lies more in figuring out what system of complex chemical reactions under Titanian conditions could mimic the Terrestrial transcription-translation-replication pas de deux our nucleic acids and proteins execute to regenerate and duplicate themselves indefinitely.

    Here's one problem with Titan I see on general thermodynamic grounds: I would argue one of the key aspects of DNA/protein chemistry is the primacy of hydrogen bonds, which have an energy comparable to Earth's average temperature. That makes much of its chemistry nicely reversible -- you can build proteins or digest them, bind with DNA or unbind, and so on, by exerting only small control forces, e.g. by using enzymes.

    Alas, the temperatures on Titan are only about 100K, so that's right out. At those temperatures hydrogen bonds are stronger than steel, so to speak. Their chemistry is no longer easily reversible.

    But what else is there? It's hard to think of any chemistry which is easily reversible -- easily controllable -- at 100K, because there isn't anything even remotely like a chemical bond with energy that low.

    Maybe life -- in the sense of self-replicating large molecules -- is pretty much impossible except where the temperatures are near the energy of a hydrogen bond, which -- aha -- means temperatures near the melting point of water.

  19. Now I understand why Huygens lasted 3x too long! by Herve5 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because the Huygens probe had many platinum-covered appendages, this (catalyst) triggered out the chemical reactions depicted in the OP, which heated the probe much more than expected (it is notorious that the probe's temperature was well above manufacturer's predictions during all descent).
    Then once on ground, this heating continued, and Huygens whose batteries had been designed to last "the 3-hours descent + some margins" in a -150 degree environment, lasted indeed six hours more for being much hotter...

    Hervé, part of the Huygens technical team

    OK, as we are not april 1st now I wonder wether I shoulnd't have posted anonymously :-)

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  20. Cool anyway, but the article wasn't that complete by BerntB · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Really cool point that the reaction speeds are slowed so normally fast reactions might be usable.

    Reactions slows with temperature either because diffundation speed slows (the speed of molecules) or that the energy of the collisions between molecules aren't enought to make them react.

    The molecular speed should be a problem. I believe cell size of modern life is limited by diffundation of oxygen and other molecules. Any life would have to use lots of transportation engines in their cells (or keep them very, very small).

    Life generally needs to do reactions in long chains (especially things that are energetic like acetylene!) Some enzymes could be good catalysators and help the reaction rates, I guess. But are they really made from proteins on Titan? What is used instead of water? Methane?

    Assume that the "proteins" are working in clusters. Then we have cell membranes, DNA and...

    Any physical chemist care to comment? Is there some trick to keep big C-based molecules moving about at ca 94 K average temperature?? (According to Wikipedia)

    Now, even if possible functional cell parts can be conceived, considering the slower reaction rates -- how muc longer would life take to evolve? (Fewer reactions/second means that random reactions are tried slower.)

    (No pun intended with my "Subject".)

    Is there a slashdot site for physical chemists I can go read their comments about this story? :-)

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  21. DOH! by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Informative
    AM: So there's acetylene rain from the sky that's produced by the breakdown of methane</i>
    SSG: Actually it's the other way around. Methane is formed by the breakdown of acetylene. Acetylene is formed by the dehydrogenation of two molecules of methane
    DG: By ultraviolet light and also by interactions with Saturn's magnetosphere. There's a lot of energy up there. Then the acetylene is raining down and getting buried....

    Other than that small confusion in the heads of the interviewers, I find the concept of acetylene based life very intriguing.

    I, for one, welcome our new acetylene metabolizing overlords.
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  22. Question? What question? by AlXtreme · · Score: 2
    Religion: -1 Flamebait.

    Hello? 21st century here, all $DEITY's should be buried by now. Open your eye's people, Darwin's theory has been out for nearly 150 years, religion has long been obsolete!

    Bring it on you fundi's, I dare you. Modding me down will get you a one-way ticket to Hell...

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    1. Re:Question? What question? by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm agnostic (fallen away Catholic), and therefore no "fundi", but IMHO the notion that deities CAN'T exist is just as foolish and arrogant as asserting they NECESSARILY exist. Ultimately, neither position is likely to ever be proved or disproved.

      Why is it so important to some atheists to ram the theory of godlessness down the throats of others: a behavior identical to many of those being vilified (the "fundi's" [sic] in this case). There is a dearth of evidence for either position, so it really does come down to one's faith. Belief in nothing is, IMHO, still a matter of faith.

      Overall, I personally tend to agree more with science's position: without evidence to the contrary, assume the most "basic" situation exists. In this context, without hard evidence of a God, assume no God exists. But ultimately this is still an assumption. For a long time we had no clue of the existence of gravity, radio, or that light even had a speed at all. Just because we didn't conceptualize them didn't mean they didn't exist. Conversely, just because we DO conceptualize something doesn't mean it DOES exist (Aether anyone?).

      But, without "God" (in whatever form), where did we come from? Science seems to be able to track things back to the Big Bang, but before that many leading scientists simply argue it doesn't matter.

      Suppose the Big Bang was a local phenomena and part of a larger universe? Before assuming THAT doesn't matter, suppose the two Big Bang-style "universes" come into contact someday -- then it definitely would matter and would nullify our assumptions about our universe. Somewhere down the line something was set into motion that allowed everything we all experience to exist. Was that God? Maybe. Even if I assume that God did create everything lends no particular credence to the specific claims made by any of the current religions.

      But, back to the article. Suppose there is life found outside our planet (and I truly hope there is). Does that completely invalidate the "fundi's" position? Not really, one could easily argue that the Bible only refers to our place on Earth, not the universe as a whole and that other worlds would have different relationships with God. Of course, that slipperiness is what makes the position distasteful to me, but I still could relate and accept that reasoning as the foundation of their view of the world.

      Most likely I'll never know the answers to any of these questions. Do you, the reader, know? Not just have a few purported clues and decided that Professor Plum created the universe with a chainsaw, but actually KNOW whether God exists? Can you trace everything back to the beginning of all time (not just the known universe)?

      Are you really all that certain that whatever God you worship is not simply the play toy of another higher being? After all, "I am the Lord thy God ... You shall have no other Gods besides Me" doesn't preclude the possibility of higher levels of bureaucracy. It just implies that the bureaucracy doesn't matter to us and that we should direct all requests to our designated divine civil servant for proper routing.

      If not (and I'm certain that despite any protests the real answer is no -- I suppose that's the only real tennent of MY faith), please stow the over-righteous attitude. It's not helping anyone's quest for the answers.

  23. Yet Another Overlord? by Ranger · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many overlords does this make? Doesn't it get a bit tiring every time you turn around we have welcome new overlords like those giant ants, black monoliths, 900 foot Jesus, giant squid, or even intelligent doormats. C'mon slashdot. Just stick with one overlord and we'll all be happy toiling away in the gallium arsnide mines, the selenium tarpits, and Wal-Marts. Hold on there's a knock at the door.

    I'm back. The delivery man gave me this package. It had this cool hat in it. It's a gelatinous blue with tentacles. It looked just like the one he was wearing. Except his was pulsating. I'm going to try it on.

    I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ACETYLENE BASED LIFEFORM TITAN OVERLORDS. TIME TO DELIVER MORE HATS.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
    1. Re:Yet Another Overlord? by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only one overlord? Think of all the money we'd lose from betting on the Overlord Championships. The small toy market alone would collapse overnight if we pulled all the Overlord action figures from the shelves. Think of the children!