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Do-Not-Call List, Two Years Later

Carl Bialik writes "The Wall Street Journal is reporting that two years after the National Do Not Call Registry took effect, regulators say the system is working, but only six federal fines have been issued. More than half of registered consumers say they're still getting unwanted calls, according to a recent phone survey. Now, a fresh fight is brewing over which calls are restricted and which ones aren't. Twenty-five states maintain their own do-not-call lists, and many of them impose tougher restrictions on the kinds of calls that telemarketers can make."

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  1. Ironic... by vmcto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one that finds it shockingly ironic that the survey to determine if consumers are still receiving unwanted calls is done by initiating unwanted telephone calls?

    I mean isn't that bound to skew the results?

    Consumer: Hello?
    Survey Operator: We're conducting a survey on unwanted phone calls
    Consumer: OK...
    Survey Operator: Have you received any unwanted calls lately?
    Consumer: Yes... Quite recently actually!

    1. Re:Ironic... by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Informative
    2. Re:Ironic... by flanaganid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, they had three options to conduct the survey: 1. Unsolicited phone call 2. Unsolicited email 3. Unsolicited Business Reply Mail I'm glad they went with the ironic option. It shows they have a sense of humor about our privacy.

    3. Re:Ironic... by vmcto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That doesn't mean their calls aren't unwanted... Just not illegal.

    4. Re:Ironic... by Leiterfluid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, they're not allowed to call cell phones.
      There's a federal law that says that telemarketers can't call on lines where the recipient pays for the call. It's to prevent telemarketers from making deals with cell phone providers to call and annoy you on your dime, while your cell provider makes bank during "premium" call hours.

    5. Re:Ironic... by Twid · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I lived in Ohio back in Ameritech days, they called me to tell me about their new anti-telemarketer service. (One of those ones where you could whitelist numbers and block unidentified caller id from getting through.) It went much like that.

      Ameritech: Hi, we're calling to tell you about our new anti-telemarketer service that will prevent unsolicited calls.
      Me: You mean like this one.
      Ameritch: Ummmmmmm....

      I was surprised the guy didn't have an answer for that in his script.

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  2. Do-Not-Survey list? by overpayd · · Score: 5, Funny
    More than half of registered consumers say they're still getting unwanted calls, according to a recent phone survey

    From TFA:Regulators say the system is working, but a recent random survey (by telephone) by the Customer Care Alliance, a Virginia-based consortium of three customer-relations consultants, found that 51% of registered consumers say they're still getting calls they think the list is supposed to block.

    So they conducted the survey by CALLING the people on the do-not-call list...
  3. Unwanted call survey by Leiterfluid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So... did anyone try to turn in the survey-takers?

    1. Re:Unwanted call survey by SiO2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh. Funny story.

      A while back, for about a week in a row I was getting a phone call about the same time of day from a number I didn't recognize. I never answered the call and the caller never left a message. I finally get fed up and traced the number back to some organization I had never heard of: Customer Care Alliance. The company sounded like some marketing firm to me, so I turned them in to the do not call list.

      Yep, I'm feeling like an idiot right about now.

      SiO2

  4. Worked for me by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Here in Southern California, ever since I went on that list, I get almost no calls at all. Every so often I might get a call for a survey, but that's about it.

    But then, my calls had dropped pretty low even before the do-not-call list went into effect. I had learned the magic phrase, "Could you take me off the call list?", which I diligently said to every telemarketer. By law, they have to take you off, so that had already almost completely solved the problem. The national do-not-call list eliminated the last bits.

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    1. Re:Worked for me by mpathetiq · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thank you for stating the simple phrase! I'm amazed at how many people scream and yell and get angry about telemarketers. One simple phrase "Please place me on your Do-not-Solicit list." would cure most of it.

      I worked as a telemarketer for a year. I heard people yell at me every day and it didn't change anything. Those people would get calls over and over and over. It was the ones who were calm and said the magic phrase didn't call again.

      A little polite respect gets you much farther than spewing vitriol across the telephone line.

    2. Re:Worked for me by Surt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A little polite respect, and the threat of expensive fines.

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    3. Re:Worked for me by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because you show no polite respect to us. You've taken a job that you know annoys the hell out of 90% of the population. That shows an utter lack of consideration of any type for the rest of humainty. Be polite? If I met you I'd punch you in the face.

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      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    4. Re:Worked for me by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...except that sometimes that doesn't work. 7-8 years ago my parents had a line dedicated for modem use only. AT&T would call that line three or four times a week, usually around 7pm (ie dinner time). The "magic phrase" didn't deter them in the slightest, so some of the screaming and yelling and getting angry at telemarketers in general may come from similar experiences. Bad experiences are hard to forget.

      Of course, I like to find the good in every situation, which in this case was answering the phone with greetings like "Thanks for calling the Psychic Hotline, but I know this is a wrong number." or "Genital Piercings R Us, would you like to hear about our special on clitoral spikes?" or "$City chapter of the Cult of Satan...". You get the picture.

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    5. Re:Worked for me by lav-chan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I also worked as a telemarketer for a year.

      I was completely amazed at how people are so uninformed about the whole thing. I realise we were bothering them, but that doesn't change the law or how incredibly simple it is to get us to stop calling back.

      I called on behalf of Qwest (the phone/Internet company). Qwest is kinda serious about the Do-Not-Call list. They don't call ANYBODY who isn't already a Qwest customer. Even if they're not on the Do-Not-Call list. And Qwest is, of course, allowed to call its own customers unless they've asked them specifically to be taken off the list (because they have an Existing Business Relationship).

      So this kinda got annoying after a while:

      me: 'Hi, i'm calling on behalf of Qwest, is so-and-so there?'

      guy: 'LISTEN HERE WE'RE ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU' click

      It's just like... OK... that's cool that you're on the DNC list, but we're still legally allowed to call you. So since you have no idea what you're talking about and just hung up on us, we're just going to call you again. I hope acting like an ass hole was worth it.

      People not understanding the DNC law was the biggest annoyance we got. You'd be amazed. Almost nobody understands what the hell it does. I just can't fathom why you would sign up for something without having any idea what the fuck you're signing up for.

      Another thing that was annoying is the people who just hang up on you. And then they threaten you the next time you call, as if them hanging up last time was some kind of legal contract that you were supposed to adhere to. If you just hang up on a telemarketer, they're going to call you back. No doubt about it. They will do it. You never told them not to call back, for all they know maybe you just dropped the phone. Or maybe your 5-year-old answered. They don't know.

      Messing with telemarketers does not get them to stop calling you. No matter how many times you call them a fag or ask them what they're wearing or hang up on them or ask them how they'd like it if you called them during dinner, they're still going to call back. JUST TELL THEM TO TAKE YOU OFF THEIR FUCKING LIST.

      All you have to do is say 'put me on your do-not-call list'. That's it. THEY'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN. If they do, you can call the FCC and get them fined $11'000 or whatever (and you get up to $500 out of it).

    6. Re:Worked for me by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I said the magic phrase over three thousand times before the law took effect. It was like bailing the ocean out with a teaspoon.

      BTW, it's not respectful to call me to try to sell me something, so no respect is due. Just GO THE FUCK AWAY.

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      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    7. Re:Worked for me by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because you show no polite respect to us. You've taken a job that you know annoys the hell out of 90% of the population. That shows an utter lack of consideration of any type for the rest of humainty. Be polite? If I met you I'd punch you in the face.

      You were modded down as flame-bait and troll for saying this, but I'm behind you on this one.

      Yes, saying "put me on your do not call list" is a simple thing to do, but doing so three times in one evening when you are trying to enjoy a DVD or play a computer game is very tiresome. Before Minnesota's do-not-call registry was set up, that's what it was like.

      I'm generally a nice guy, but I delight in being rude to telemarketers. I deliberately waste their time. I belittle them. I pummel them with questions about why they want to be parasites and how can they sleep at night knowing that they make their livings spreading human misery.

      Why? Because I want every telemarketer to utterly hate his or her job. I want them to go home crying and wonder if the paycheck is worth the stress and heartache, so some of them will quit and companies who rely on telemarketing have to spend more money to hire new people. This makes telemarketing cost more for the same return, which makes it a less attractive means of generating business.

      If everybody who disliked being called by soliciters was as mean, rude, and disruptive as me, the entire industry would dry up within a couple years.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    8. Re:Worked for me by mpathetiq · · Score: 3, Informative

      I actually liked being a telemarketer. But I think that's because I'm a VERY laid back guy and I understood the person on the other end wasn't venting at me. And you're right, the money is great for a college kid. A friend of mine was making 45K/year working 25 hours a week while still in high school.

    9. Re:Worked for me by hcob$ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but then you can't play games like:

      "Special Ed"

      "Evangelical Christian"

      "Guy who gets turned on by Telemarketers"

      "I have these voices in my head... "

      "Get head and get Called"

      "Terrets Syndrome Poet"

      and my personal Favorite:

      "How come you don't call more often... I think you don't like me anymore.... *plays gunshot mp3*, *throw something heavy on the floor and drop phone*, *moan*.... why don't you LOVE ME!!!!"

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      K.E.G. Party Chairman
      Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
    10. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Messing with telemarketers does not get them to stop calling you. No matter how many times you call them a fag or ask them what they're wearing or hang up on them or ask them how they'd like it if you called them during dinner, they're still going to call back. JUST TELL THEM TO TAKE YOU OFF THEIR FUCKING LIST.

      1) Until now I didn't actually think telemarketers were that colossally stupid. If *I* were a telemarketer I would use my amazingly advanced intellectual powers to deduce that people who screamed, threatened, yelled, and bitched at me probably didn't want to talk to me, and probably wanted to be removed from the list. I wouldn't actually require them to say "magic phrases"...

      2) What about recorded solicitations. Making the customer listen to a 5 minute or longer spiel and then directing them to wait on the line or worse to call a toll free number... that's ridiculous. In that case hanging up should be accepted to mean "do-not-call back".

    11. Re:Worked for me by jcr · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had learned the magic phrase, "Could you take me off the call list?"

      Better still: "Take me off all of your call lists, for all of your clients". Otherwise, they can still get away with calling you for different customers.

      HTH,

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    12. Re:Worked for me by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree with what you're saying, though I usually am less harsh in my time wasting. Often I'll come up with something that makes them feel foolish for calling me. It might not be very nice, but I have been known to berate them for calling and trying to sell home exercise equipment to "a paraplegic cripple". It's fun to see them try to explain their way out of that.

      In addition it's fun to play the Hold game. When they ask for somebody or something, I'll ask them to wait for me to find them and then put them on hold (my phone even played music) and go back to whatever it was I'm doing. The record holder (pun intended) is 1 hour and 25 minutes. I guess he liked the classic 80's songs playing...

      I try to waste as much of the company's money as possible by wasting their time and resources. At the same time I feel bad taking out my annoyance on the employees because it's very possible that they are at the only job available to them at the moment. Being a telemarketer doesn't require much in the way of skills, but it is better than other skill-less opportunities like fast food.

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    13. Re:Worked for me by lav-chan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Until now I didn't actually think telemarketers were that colossally stupid. If *I* were a telemarketer I would use my amazingly advanced intellectual powers to deduce that people who screamed, threatened, yelled, and bitched at me probably didn't want to talk to me, and probably wanted to be removed from the list. I wouldn't actually require them to say "magic phrases"...

      (a) Not everyone takes the time to say that they're the ones we should be talking to. A lot of the time it's just some teen-ager and you can hear his friends laughing in the background while he asks you stupid questions or calls you names. That isn't any reason to put somebody on the do-not-call list. You wanted to talk to his parents, you didn't get his parents, so you're gonna call back.

      (b) I personally would have preferred to put people who were irate on the DNC list, even when they don't say the 'magic phrase', just because i don't want to take the chance of dealing with them again later. But they don't let you do that. You can get fired for that.

      (c) I don't know where you come off talking about 'amazingly advanced intellectual powers'. Take me off your list. Five words. People who don't even speak English have managed to convey that message to me. Bitching to some 17-year-old getting paid $6 an hour about how you hate to be interrupted at dinner how would i like it if you did it to me blah blah blah takes SO MUCH more time and effort than just saying take me off your list.


      2) What about recorded solicitations. Making the customer listen to a 5 minute or longer spiel and then directing them to wait on the line or worse to call a toll free number... that's ridiculous. In that case hanging up should be accepted to mean "do-not-call back".

      I can't defend those. Those are stupid.

    14. Re:Worked for me by lurker412 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right. So lots of people are dumb. But why should the burden be placed on them to know the magic phrase? Seems to me that if someone screams "I'm on the do not call list" that should be good reason for a reputable company to never call the person again, regardless of legality. People get pissed when companies ignore the obvious. Don't you?

    15. Re:Worked for me by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Get a clue. Calling people who obviously don't want to be called, as anyone with an ounce of common sense can figure out, will only decrease your potential sales. For every minute you spend on the phone being abused, that's a minute that you won't get back which you could have been making a sale. You would think the telemarketing morons would figure this out and voluntarily trim their list of leads to get rid of people who will obviously not buy, but that seems not to be the case. The only logical conclusion is that telemarketing is not a legitimate means of making sales, but a scam designed to see who can be mislead enough to fork over a lot of money for some crap product.

    16. Re:Worked for me by jeff_schiller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You also vastly underestimate the lure of money. If all customers acted like you, then telemarketers would just go to India or other developing countries or switch to automated systems.

      I guess you're not privy to the automated telemarketing that I've received in Illinois. The actual message is a recording that you have to sit through. At the very end of this message is an option to be removed from the list. BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE MESSAGE! Now how are you going to fight that?

      You may feel proud that you're visciously fighting back against the telemarketers, but in my opinion you are really only wasting your own time and energy on hate.

    17. Re:Worked for me by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wife asks telemarketers not to call again and asks them to take her off the list. Generally they just start cussing at her. She has actually had a telemarketer say to her: "Shut the fuck up, Bitch! We will call you whenever we feel like it." Unfortunately there is nothing we can do because they were in Canada.

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    18. Re:Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I worked as a telemarketer for a year. I heard people yell at me every day and it didn't change anything. Those people would get calls over and over and over. It was the ones who were calm and said the magic phrase didn't call again.

      I used to work for Vito and I got the same thing. People would beg and scream for me to not break their legs, but all they needed to say were the magic words: "please place me on your don't-break-my-legs list". People should have some respect. I was only doing my job.

    19. Re:Worked for me by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're no better than them you piece of trash.
      That's what you are. Trash.
      Utterly wasteful human garbage. You obviously leech off of other peoples' misery
      and try to prevent them from making a living in any way, shape, or form instead of
      just being polite and resolving your issue with them.


      My "issue with them" is that they choose to call me. They are welcome to make a living any way they like, but they are not welcome to call me, and will suffer my wrath when they do. Don't like it? Then don't call.

      It might be aggravating, but there are much better ways to go about it then trying to make
      someone feel awful about themselves.


      I can think of at least three, but none of them are as much fun. They feel awful about themselves after talking to me? Good! They are being awful people, and therefore I'm merely aligning their self-image with reality! Perhaps I will provoke some of them to change their lives in a positive direction.

      Seriously. Prostitutes deserve more dignity than telemarketers. At least a whore is providing a service which is actually desired by her customers.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    20. Re:Worked for me by eaolson · · Score: 4, Funny
      People not understanding the DNC law was the biggest annoyance we got.
      Yeah, because one thing we wouldn't want to do is annoy telemarketers.
    21. Re:Worked for me by John+Harrison · · Score: 2
      Perhaps you can tell me this since Qwest won't. I just moved and got a new land line from Qwest. Mostly to get cheaper DSL than I would without a land line. In any case I got an unlisted number that I haven't given out. Since then I get several calls a day from telemarketers who already know my name. I politely ask them were they got my number and every one of them has said that they bought the list from Qwest. Qwest of course denies this. Does Qwest sell lists?

      In any case I am rather upset that I have a brand new number that is already polluted.

    22. Re:Worked for me by erlenic · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought recorded calls were illegal.

    23. Re:Worked for me by Choco-man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've been using the magic phrase 'please take me off your call list' for years now. Some people are very polite in return, and thank me and have a good day. I've had other telemarketers sigh and hang up, or even curse and hang up. Just last night I had one argue with me. I asked her to please take me off your call list, and she said she couldn't do that unless I provided her with personal information. I politely informed her that she's federally obligated to comply, and I don' t have to provide any information. I asked for her name, her company, and to be transferred to her supervisor, and she again stated that I'd first have to provide personal info before she could do that. We went through this 3 or 4 times until she finally said 'i'm not going to play games with me," and that she's not obligated to do anything, unless I provide the info she was asking for. She then hung up, and I've no recourse to pursue them. They block their incoming call so I can't ID the origination number.

      THIS is what infuriates me. I understand these people are making a living. I am polite to them to a fault. I'm not litigous. However, she's got me at the point where I would pursue litigation with her IF i had a method of finding out who the hell they're with. I will likely pay my phone company the 10 bucks a month or whatever it is to block all incoming telemarketer calls.

      I simply don't understand the business model of 'hey, let's bother potential customers while they're eating dinner with their families or on Sunday and piss them off. we're sure to get business that way.". Obviously it's working on some level, as they're still doing it. I, however, don't understand it.

    24. Re:Worked for me by myov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Telemarketing != sales.
      In fact, it screws up the reputation for people who are professional sales people.

      A telemarketer could try to sell new windows to anyone, at random. They basically use a dictionary-style attack and if they're lucky they will get a sale.

      A good sales person would first determine the market (ie: eliminate apartment/condo units but approach landlords). They might even drive around looking at houses and noting if the windows are old (=replacement) or new (=recently replaced). They might work with real estate agents, home inspectors, etc to qualify potential sales (15 people moved in the area. 5 of those have bad windows. 3 of them have good windows. Etc)

      The point is that a proper sales person will know the person at the other end. If you're not the target market, a salesperson won't talk to you. A telemarketer would.

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    25. Re:Worked for me by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Informative

      The record holder (pun intended) is 1 hour and 25 minutes.

      Oh, that's nothing. A friend of mine once managed to string one of them along for 6 or 7 hours. He was painting an apartment while the owners were away, so he had no use for the phone anyhow. If you have multiple phone lines - all the better.

      Most telemarketers are required by company policy to stay on the line until they make a sale or the victim hangs up - they're completely powerless to stop this. Especially if you say something like "Yeah, let me just find my credit card."

      In case any telemarketers want to know: YES, I do advocate this sort of behavior, and NO, I don't feel the least bit guilty about cutting into your earnings. There's plenty of honest ways to make a living.

    26. Re:Worked for me by rworne · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I forgot what these phone books were called, they do give out phone numbers:

      I did computer work on the side for a mortgage company back in the mid-90's, and they had the most interesting phonebooks. The phone company has a special white pages that are leased to certain companies that list phone numbers not by customer/company names, but by street address. All numbers are included in this book, even unlisted ones. While I was able to manage to leaf through one, the owner of the business treated them like they were solid gold.

      The phone company has all sorts of lists. So does just about anyone else. Anything you buy that may show a certain interest, predisposition to buying over the phone, give to charity, new home owner, you name it - a list exists to be bought and sold.

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    27. Re:Worked for me by lav-chan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno. Maybe there's some loop hole in the law or something that allows telemarketers to look up your information. I'm not sure.


      I checked Google, though, about Qwest. Their official line is this: Qwest said in its notice that it does not release customer account data to unaffiliated third parties without customer permission "unless we have a business relationship with those companies where the disclosure is appropriate."

      However, another site says: Many phone companies (Qwest is a particularly bad offender) sell lists of phone numbers to telemarketers whether or not they are unlisted or unpublished!

      Lame. Qwest does suck as a phone company. Like all the other ones, i guess.

    28. Re:Worked for me by lav-chan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sometimes when we called people for Qwest they'd have some problem, like they got billed too much or they got some feature they didn't order or they wanted to take some feature off or put their account on hold or something like that. People actually have a lot of problems with Qwest (most of which are through incompetence rather than anything intentional).

      It would've been cool for those of us who didn't care about making sales if we could've helped those people. Like taking a feature off somebody's account is like two or three clicks. But Qwest didn't let us do that. We were just s'posed to give out the dumb 800 number and let those people handle whatever problems they had.

      I guess if we could have handled those problems, a lot of the people who felt like we were wasting their time would've been happier, 'cause at least they would've got something out of the call. Oh well.

    29. Re:Worked for me by DiveX · · Score: 2, Informative

      You worked as a telemarketer and you still don't know what you are talking about. I don't blame you for the ignorance only your lack of proper training. Having someone say 'take me off your/the/some/a list" does nothing. The entity can purchase a new list with your number and call again. So what you have suggested has no ligit purpose. One needs to specifically state that they want their number (name is unnecessary and not relevent) ADDED to the company's do-not-call list. That specificlaly requires the company to add the number to their scrub list. It is this list against which all future lists are to be compared/scrubbed so that you do not get called again.

      From what part of your anatomy did you get that "you get $500" comment? You are not a whistleblower and are not entitled to recovered funds. Had you been trained properly (or completed your own research) you would know that $500 is not automatic, nor is it some limit. The Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991 provides a private right of action (PROA) (i.e. you have the right to sue the offending entities) thorugh which you are entitled by statute $500 per violation of the law (and there can be many violations in a single call). That amount is set by law and cannot be reduced, however the court in its discredtion can treble (that means triple), the damages if you can shoe the offendind entity violated the law willfully or knowingly.

      The law has a lot of nuiances, so you just have to do a little research. Google '47 USC 227' or 'CFR 64.1200' and learn more. In short each of these things are violations of the law:

      * prerecorded commercial call initiated to a residence with an EBR (established business relationship)
      * call initated to a device through which the user has to pay (e.g. cell phone)
      * falure to send the person a copy of the company's policy regarding the maintenace of their DNC list
      * failure in trianing person placing the call in existance and use of company DNC list
      * failure to have a company do-not-cal list
      * failure to properly identify the entity eithe rplacing the call or on who's behalf a call is made
      * making two or more violating live calls in a 12 month period (yes, this means that a company has to live call you at least twice after a DNC request in order for you to have a PROA

      That is just a short list, but there are plenty more requirements. The fact is very few people are aware of their rights. I have had only 3 cases in court and have won or settled each one and have settled a couple of more without having to file. So believe me, my knowledge is a good deal more extensive than your own in this area. Once I graduated school and got a real job (the telemarketing research and suits were used as a learning experience) I didn't have time to push any more, but around the holidays I get a lull and may pick it up again for kicks and giggles.

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    30. Re:Worked for me by rhizome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Magic phrase? Burden? You don't want somebody to keep calling you: the solution is to ask them not to call you again. Who's the one ignoring the obvious here?

      Speaking of obvious solutions, how about a telemarketing policy where the company single-handedly takes people off the list who obviously don't want to be called, regardless of whether they ask politely or not? Ultimately "Telemarketers suck" has the same meaning as "please don't call me."

      If the telemarketers had any self-respect they'd take anybody off their list who didn't want the privilege of hearing about their amazing offers. Turn it into an exclusivity deal.

      Then again, telemarketing companies can be willfully dumb as well, when they say "okay, i'll put your request through but it can take up to [n] months for you to be deleted from our system." As if computers had never been invented!

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    31. Re:Worked for me by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I once worked doing telephone surveys, No joke the worst call I ever made went something like this:

      Me: Good morning may I speak to Bob Someone

      Sad sounding woman: I'm sorry you can't

      Me: Is there another time I can call?

      SSW: No this is his wake.

      Me: Okay then sorry about that
      *hangup*

      Were it not for the sobbing in the background I'd have thought it was a joke.. it was not.

      That was so awkward.

    32. Re:Worked for me by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Interesting

      if someone screams "I'm on the do not call list" that should be good reason for a reputable company to never call the person again,

      Apparently you've never dealt with Qwest...

    33. Re:Worked for me by Golias · · Score: 2

      Trying to enjoy a DVD? Then turn your ringer off. That's what answering machines and voicemail boxes are for right?

      So when a call comes about a family member with a medical emergency who wants me at the hospital for the final minutes of their life, I guess it will just have to wait until the movies over to find out about it, because I'm hiding from the whole goddamn world is what it takes to avoid interruptions from annoying fucktards like you, and I should just accept that without ever being rude or indignant.

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  5. Questionable List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The DNC list goes against free market capitalism which our country was based upon. Yes it's legal by the letter of the law, but it grossly violates the spirit of America. We are a country of entrepreneurs and all this law does is chop down the new cherry trees of companies before they have a chance to blossom and provide jobs for poor people. Think of the recent victims of Katrina and Rita, think of how much better those people would be if there were more companies to lend them jobs?

  6. I just don't understand ... by crimethinker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    why the telemarketing companies fight this so hard. I mean, here's a list of people who don't want to hear your sales pitch, so why waste time calling them? I suppose they are worried (justly) about people convincing grandma to sign up so she doesn't get so many "buy this shit now" calls.

    Once and for all, somebody needs to drive this into their heads: it is MY phone, and you may not use it (i.e. call me) without my consent. P.S. refusing to pay $3.50 a month to NOT be listed in the phone book does not mean I consent to have you morons call me.

    -paul

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    1. Re:I just don't understand ... by Darkon · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I suppose they are worried (justly) about people convincing grandma to sign up so she doesn't get so many "buy this shit now" calls

      This is exactly what they are worried about. They don't care about you, me, or Joe Geek who would never buy their crap anyway. They care about concerned friends and relatives signing up the vulnerable people who they bleed dry as their staple source of income. Telemarketing is just a polite term for scamming.

    2. Re:I just don't understand ... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      A lot more people then just grandma get sold things they don't really want or need.
      Do not underestaimate the power of the sales force.

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  7. I IS working, in unexpected ways by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am NOT on the Do Not Call List, but I am getting about 90% less telemarketers calling me. I would have to say its a pretty good track record considering I didn't do anything. Some are having problems, but no one is getting MORE calls than before, unlike spam and CAN-SPAM.

    This is because many companies that do telephone marketing are doing something else instead (spam maybe?). So while the system isn't perfect, and can be improved, it has to be considered a success for the most part.

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  8. Do-Not-Call works for me. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Informative

    The federal Do-Not-Call system has worked very well for me.

    The Oregon state government was charging for Do-Not-Call. Now the state system has been terminated.

  9. The question is by hoovernj · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the question is, do people report - or even know where to report - telemarketers when a violation occurs?

  10. What they let in: by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, considering charities, political parties, pollsters, and anyone you've had a prior business relationship with can still call you, there is a significant percent of telemarketers who can get through.

    Then there is the fact that to report someone, you have to jump through hoops, and have a lot of information from the telemarketer, most people probably don't report illegal calls if they get them.

    Lastly, I think we need a "Do-Not-Fax" list, as it drives me crazy that people will send vacation offers (that are probably scams) to the office I work at sometimes (which is technically a residential number), and not only does it waste time, it wastes ink and paper. Essentially, we have to pay to get spammed.

    1. Re:What they let in: by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In los estados unidos, unsolicited faxes are illegal , since the mid 1980's.

      While looking for the appropriate legislation, I googled up this What's up with that? Are they legit? Has anyone used them with success?

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    2. Re:What they let in: by Fnord666 · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Lastly, I think we need a "Do-Not-Fax" list, as it drives me crazy that people will send vacation offers (that are probably scams) to the office I work at sometimes (which is technically a residential number), and not only does it waste time, it wastes ink and paper. Essentially, we have to pay to get spammed."

      If you are in the U.S. and the line is registered residential, then this has been illegal since 1991.

      Some relevant links:

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      'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
  11. What's Slashdot's cut? by DrSbaitso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Carl Bialik sends in a free Wall Street Journal article every few days and they seem to be always accepted. Does Slashdot get a percentage of ad revenue/new subscriptions they generate for the WSJ? If so, shouldn't you make this more obvious? If not, why should Slashdot be a de facto WSJ advertisement?

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  12. I think it's perfectly acceptable. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Informative

    Think of the do-not-call list as a service. You just got called by the service people to see how they're doing.

  13. No Calls in KY by ayeco · · Score: 2, Informative

    We get no calls in KY. The only calls we do get are from the police, firefighters, and a few other fund raisers. KY has it's own list. The KY / Fed combo is working great for us.

  14. well, not that simple by rjnagle · · Score: 4, Informative

    These kinds of companies generally need call only once for the damage to be done. I can't remember many occasions where the same company has called several times.

    That solution "tell them to put me on the do-not-call list" simply keeps the burden on the consumer, not the telemarketer. Also, how do you do it to recorded calls?

    BTW, before the national registry, there was a law requiring all telemarketing firms to send out written copies of their do-not-call policies to consumers upon request. Any individual violations of the request to send written copies of the DNC policy was something you could sue for in small claims court. Most telemarketers had never heard of this rule, and most were never trained about it.

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    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer, Houston
  15. I cant believe that number by bizitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Over half say it doesn't work?

    I don't get it - I was totally harrassed by at least 4-5 calls per night before this list came along.

    Not only has it blocked almost 95% of the bullshit, it kicked in almost instantaneously. The execptions for charities are annoying/minor. Some utiliies and banks I do business occasionally bug me with the claim that I opted-in somehow - or that its just a "courtesy call .."

    But IMHO - The list rocks!

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  16. The irritating loopholes by ValentineMSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The irritating thing for me was that I'd never received much in the way of "traditional" telemarketing calls. Instead, it was always charities (wanting me to donate) and businesses with whom I have a current relationship (credit card companies trying to sell me extra crap, and so on).

    And, so, when the law was passed, they had loopholes for

    • politicians (of course: wouldn't want you to forget to donate to someone's [re]election campaign)
    • charities
    • businesses with whom I have a previous relationship

    The only thing that seems to work is to hang up on the charities and to tell the businesses that you'll be closing your account with them if you get any more calls.

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  17. Re:0.0014% by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, that's only 0.0014% of reports turning into lawsuits.

    Yeah, but it's 28.5% of lawsuits turning into fines.

    Jeez, try to think of the glass being half-full once in awhile ;)

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    I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
    We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  18. Re:People are idiots by GlassUser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At home, I get an automated recording on the machine (from a telemarketer, no doubt), saying that isn't a sales call. What good is is law if simply saying "this isn't a sales call" makes it so, even if they are trying to sell you something?

    I've been getting the same thing recently. To my cell phone. i wonder who's doing it.

  19. Re:It's worked amazingly well for me by i7dude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i've discovered a new way to deal with the few that get through. Like yourself, I used to get furious with unsolicited callers. Now, I simply take my cordless phone into my living room, pick the first random object that I find, and try as hard as I can to sell it to the person who is calling...until they hang up on me.

    yes, it wastes time, but it is incredibly fun.

    dude.

  20. Re:How to Reduce Snail Mail Junk by Junior+Samples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just stuff their junk mail into their prepaid envelope along with some selected nuggets from the cat's litter box and send it all back to them.

  21. Have some fun with 'em by Wansu · · Score: 2, Funny


    Sometimes, I just lay the phone down and say nothing or cut a big fart or hold the phone down and get my cat to meow. I've used airhorns, the alarm clocks on Dark Side of the Moon, police whistles and tape recordings of me talking about something.
     
    Have some fun with 'em.
     

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    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
    1. Re:Have some fun with 'em by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you like doing these things, you'd love this.

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  22. Now the question is... by stubear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "More than half of registered consumers say they're still getting unwanted calls, according to a recent phone survey." ...was this phone survey unwanted as well? Nothing would be more ironic than an unwated phone survey about unwanted phone calls.

  23. Illegal Telemarketers by ilyaaohell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that a very large proportion of these telemarketing companies are dodgy, unprofessional, and sometimes illegal. Just like e-mail spam companies.

    Most of the telemarketing phone calls I recieved had to do with me sending them $200 as an entrance fee for a contest for a trip to Jamaica, and things of that sort. Do you really think they'd take you off their "list"? Chances are they have no list at all.

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    UNIX: A computer user is defined as a programmer. WINDOWS: A computer user is defined as a consumer.
  24. Re:No phone calls but... by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Snail mail ads are easy to deal with. The Post Office has a "Form 1500", or application for prohibitory order, that you can file with a copy of any ad you consider obscene. Note that it is at the sole discretion of the recpient to decide what is obscene. The Post Office is not allowed to question it. The Supreme Court case law was over a dry goods catalog.

    Once you file it, the Post Office is specifically required to compel the sender to stop sending you ads.

    Or, you could just fill them all out and send them in. It costs them about $50 to pull a full credit report on you. This is a bad idea on cards that have an annual fee, of course, unless you're sure they'll reject you.

  25. It's working well for me by LGV · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except for the exceptions....I get just about zero calls trying to sell me something, but a couple of calls a week asking me for donations (usually clothing), from groups I've never donated to. Often they ask for "Mrs. $myLastName", which is interesting since there isn't now, nor has there ever been, a "Mrs. $myLastName" at my phone number.

  26. Look up your state's Attorney General by deanj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got a call a little while ago from one of those annoying taped messages wanting to let me in on some sort of "special deal" to "make money fast". I'm on the state's do not call list. I went to the state government's website, and they had a form to fill out to register a complaint. I did. A couple of days later, I got a letter from the Attorney General that said they're pursuing it.

    That do not call list has been pretty good over all. It's really cut down to number of calls we used to get. Of the few we get, nearly all of them say "we're not trying to sell you anything" during their taped messages.... SUUUUUUURE.

  27. Hi spammer! by freeweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spammers say the exact same things you do.

    I don't want either you of contacting me, ever. Period. Never.

    Why is this concept so difficult to understand?

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  28. Dumb survey. by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

    That doesn't mean their calls aren't unwanted... Just not illegal.

    So the survey was worthless because it didn't even ask the right question! They should have asked if the individual had recived any calls that should have not happned becuase they were on the Do Not Call list.

    "Did you get any unwanted calls lately?"

    "Well yeah, the Gas company called to tell me I'm over 60 days past due. My boss called me to come in on my day off. My mother in law called and berated me while I was trying to watch the game last Sunday, and I'm ten minutes late for work right now and YOU called!"

  29. Bad idea by freeweed · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or, you could just fill them all out and send them in. It costs them about $50 to pull a full credit report on you. This is a bad idea on cards that have an annual fee, of course, unless you're sure they'll reject you.

    This is very, VERY bad advice. At least here in Canada, and I'm pretty sure credit bureaus work the same in most countries.

    Each time a credit report is done on you, it gets entered into your record, to stay there for 7 years, as an attempt at obtaining credit. Every one of these entries lowers your credit score a bit. Have more than a few in a short period of time (like a year), and you will be denied credit for YEARS.

    Also, racking up a bunch of cards, even if you don't use them, can really mess things up for when you actually need some credit. You want a car loan, but have 15 credit cards with zero balance on them? Sorry. You've over-extended yourself.

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  30. dealing with caller-id blocking by SEAL · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. Having some facility to record your calls on demand is a good idea for dealing with this. When this sort of thing happens, start recording.

    2. If caller-id is blocked, you can use *57 to generate a log at the phone company containing the true origin of the call. It will not be available to you but it is held for some time (30 days? -- I'd have to check on that) and can be retrieved through a subpoena. So if someone breaks the law like this, or by making threatening calls, and you are mad enough, you can do something about it.

  31. Other options exist... by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Funny
    They could always start a slashdot poll. Of course then they might get slightly skewed results.

    19% said they no longer get junk phone calls.
    32% said they still get junk phone calls.
    43% said they still get junk phone calls from Cowboy Neal.
    6% said they don't have phone lines, you insensitive clod!

    That might add up to 100%. If not, see my sig.

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  32. Punching in the face by typical · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tell you what. Suppose we have a new rule that anyone who wants can punch you in the face. But you can make any one person stop by saying "Don't punch me any more, please!"

    Asking to be removed from a telemarketer's list is kind of like that, except they can punch you from anywhere in the world.

    Now do you see why people get pissed off?

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