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Jack Thompson Tasked With Writing Law

Gamespot's Rumor Control column this week handles the usual spurious talk that swirls around the game news sites. One (sadly) factual rumour they report on details gamer-hunting lawyer Jack Thompson's new role as a lawmaker. From the article: "Repeatedly, Thompson has called for states to pass laws criminalizing the sale of M-for-Mature rated games to minors. Now it appears he may get the chance to pen such a law himself. In an e-mail sent out Thursday, Thompson says he has 'been asked by the Office of the Governor of the State of Florida, Jeb Bush, to draft and submit to him and to Florida legislators a bill that will prohibit the sale of violent and sexually explicit video games to minors.' ... When queried by GameSpot for more details, he would only say that he is the only person thus far who has been asked to submit a bill to the governor's office about M-rated game sales. He did not offer details about what kind of penalties the bill would prescribe for offenders or whether or not said penalties would be imposed solely on the clerks selling the games or also on the establishment selling the game and/or the game's publisher."

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  1. Please, no by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If there is ANYTHING good and right in the world, please prevent this from happening. This guy is a freaking nut -- please do not let him do ANYTHING to censor video games.

    1. Re:Please, no by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

      One thing is for sure: Only bad can come of this.

    2. Re:Please, no by Hina+Matsuri · · Score: 1

      I second that. This whole f'ing thing is retarded.

    3. Re:Please, no by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it can ONLY affect florida. -sigh- guess i won't be buying games in florida on vacation anymore.

    4. Re:Please, no by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      if anything this is probably a good thing. If the sale of adult oriented video games is regulated then more stores will be able to carry them and more adult themes will be able to enter the games. It's similar to the situation with pornography, since the sale of pornography is restricted stores can carry pornography that is considered by many to be wildly objectionable.
      Also, if legislation is introduced parents will not be able to complain when their kid has a game like GTA because they knowingly would have purchased a restricted item and given it to their kids.

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    5. Re:Please, no by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Well there are issues with so-called obsenity laws that prohibit the sale or display of things not meeting "community standards" but that's a seperate fight and it's a free-speech fight as opposed to a child-rights fight(a fight which has been lost since Fortas left the SCOTUS).

      Sorta-like how you can't sell a vibrator as a vibrator in parts of the US south. It's a "back-massager."

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    6. Re:Please, no by badasscat · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Well, at least it can ONLY affect florida. -sigh- guess i won't be buying games in florida on vacation anymore.

      I guess I won't be going on vacation in Florida anymore. It's apparently ok in Florida to shoot people for any reason you like, but it's gonna be jail time if you sell the wrong video games?

      Not to sound prejudiced against 1/50 of my fellow countrymen or anything, but this is not a state that should exist on this Earth. Can we at least dig a moat or something to symbolically separate ourselves from these people?

    7. Re:Please, no by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      No moat! Then it would be harder to get out!

      /reluctant Floridian

    8. Re:Please, no by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let us consider two very important facts:
       
      1. We need a new supreme court justice.
      2. Jack isn't really doing anything. He's probably free.

    9. Re:Please, no by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1
      There may be some good to this. Get hypothetical with me for a minute.

      Let's say he writes what is really going to be a really stupid law. Then let's pretend that the legislature of Florida puts it up to a vote. They and their constituents can see just how over-the-top stupid it is and vote it down. Then that may put a stop to all other such laws.

      Less hypothetical and more likely to happen: Some 16 yr old playing GTA in Florida goes over-the-top and kills him for it.

      Either case is a win.

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    10. Re:Please, no by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      And Texas. We'll just cut our ties and join up with Canada as one huge land mass, completely free of Oldflorida and 'the other Americas'.

    11. Re:Please, no by illumina+us · · Score: 1

      Nothing this ludicris will get not get passed by the brainwashed voters of the new United States of America Empire.

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    12. Re:Please, no by Tantrum420 · · Score: 1

      Right.... Like Canada would take us.

  2. Whoosh by Admiral+Frosty · · Score: 1

    says he has 'been asked by the Office of the Governor of the State of Florida, Jeb Bush, to draft and submit to him and to Florida legislators a bill

    Hear that? Its my respect for florida flying out the window.

    1. Re:Whoosh by Sorce · · Score: 2, Funny

      you had respect for florida?

    2. Re:Whoosh by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      why? it's a worthwhile piece of legislation that will make both sides happy. The gamers will still get their adult themed games, while the concerned parents don't have to worry about their children getting the games.
      Once something like this goes into effect the people that complain that the games their children play are too adult will not have a leg to stand on.

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    3. Re:Whoosh by Admiral+Frosty · · Score: 1

      Thats why you didn't hear anything....

    4. Re:Whoosh by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      it's a worthwhile piece of legislation that will make both sides happy. The gamers will still get their adult themed games

      Not if the vendors decide it is too much of a hassle or liability to have to card purchasers to carry the game. If anything it will make M-rated games more expensive to offset the training for employees to recognize a valid ID vs. a fake ID. They may also have to require an adult be present in the store at all times to handle sales.

      It's certainly not going to make Wal-Mart suddenly decide to carry AO-rated games. Did NC-17 get any movies screen time?

      And judging from who is writing this law, you can be sure the penalties will be out of proportion to the offense. This is the guy who allegedly told someone who played what he's called a "murder simulator" should instead play a "suicide simulation game". (How I wish a hard source for that would come forward so I wouldn't have to say "allegedly".)

      This is a man who would feel right at home writing laws for Megacity One.

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    5. Re:Whoosh by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1
      Not if the vendors decide it is too much of a hassle or liability to have to card purchasers to carry the game.

      You are probably right. They will decide that the extra income from the Halo, GTA, Half-Life, Doom, Quake, Wolfenstein, and Diablo series is not worth the trouble of implementing a policy wherein an expendable-minimum-wage-replace-at-will employee has to ask for ID. It'll never work.

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    6. Re:Whoosh by compro01 · · Score: 1

      well, AFAIK, every retailer (this is in canada) that sells M rated games already asks for ID. Wal-fart, Zellers, EB games, Circut city, Future Shop, et all. i don't really see the need for this law. though it would play nicely to the masses (of ignorants) rallying behind Jack's banner if what you suggested happened.

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    7. Re:Whoosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just let me think for a second here....

      OK, did Florida not just pass a law that made it OK to KILL anyone, if you felt "threatened"?

      Is this the twilight zone?

      This asshat is going to write a law, to make it illegal to sell a game, that depicts violence.

      Even though, in real life, if someone yells at me "I'm gonna git ya", I can spin around, shoot him in the face, spray his brains all over his family, and be justified (not to mention free from possible civil suits from victims families)?

      Just when you thought the people of Florida had reached the pinnacle of stupidity by putting Jeb Bush in office, AGAIN, they come through with crap like this. Never underestimate (Thats misunderestimate for you Bush fans) the overall stupidity of a population. They are MUCH dumber than they look, even if it doesn't seem possible.

    8. Re:Whoosh by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1
      Which proves the point. The added revenue from these games alone is worth it to the Wal-Marts, EB Games, etc.,to tell their employees to ask for ID. And if their employees fail to follow such a store policy, they will be reprimanded and eventually replaced because they are expendable. We're talking replacing a Wal-Mart store clerk here, not John Carmack. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by "what you suggested." The only thing I suggested is that asking for ID is worth the added revenue of being able to sell these games. Stores don't sell NC-17 and adult only videos because they aren't a cash cow. Look at the top selling movies and you will see most are G, PG and PG-13. Then look at the top selling videos and you will find even less PG-13 and R rated films. You could indicate that the porn industry makes billions each year but not for anyone film and it's from a lot of places, including the internet. But 17+ and 18+ games aren't like that. They're wildly popular, much more so than any one R, NC-17, are adult-only movie. They are a cash cow. Comparing the two is ridiculous.

      Note: This is not to say M-Rated games are more popular than T- or E-rated games. They aren't. All I am saying is that certain of those games (ie, Doom, Half-life, Diablo, Halo, etc.) are big money makers.

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    9. Re:Whoosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let's suppose that the fine for selling one of these games to a minor is $10,000 and that the game costs $40. That means that they'd have to sell 250 copies of the game to make up for the fine for violating the law once. Now for some titles, they may figure that the risk of making a mistake and getting hit with a fine is small enough that the odds are they'll make money. For a lot of others, it probably won't be worth it. Things get even worse if you operate under the assumption that Jack Thompson will add in some jail time for violators -- how many games do you have to sell to make it worth a few months or a year in prison?

      You're also assuming that the "expendable-minimum-wage-replace-at-will employee" is the one who'll be suffering these penalties. I'm not sure that's a valid assumption -- I think Thompson will go after the owners and managers of the shops where violations occur, to "set an example".

  3. Worse than "M-Rated" by faloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It sounds like it has the potential to be ambiguous enough to include games that get rated "Teen." After all "violent" games can teens and it gets a little fuzzy. I doubt repurcusions would get all the way to game publishers though (except from companies not wanting to handle the liability of Mature games), after all Hollywood doesn't get dinged when someone underage makes it into a theater. Or when someone underage buys alcohol. But the tides do seem to be against game publishers these days, and some places are still trying to sue firearms manufacturers for stuff that third-parties do with their guns. Time'll tell, but I hope it falls flat.

    We are talking about the state that had Too Live Crew arrested though.

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    1. Re:Worse than "M-Rated" by KevlarTheSleepinator · · Score: 1

      ...after all Hollywood doesn't get dinged when someone underage makes it into a theater. Or when someone underage buys alcohol

      They dont? Well then, i propose new legislation as well: fine hollywood for every sale of alcohol to minors in the US.

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    2. Re:Worse than "M-Rated" by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I'm all for it. Cigarette sales could be blamed on the RIAA and we get rid of two of the greatest enemies of freedom in the US.

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  4. wtf? by boog3r · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck isn't the florida legislature doing this? Isn't this their job? Does every legislature get paid money to sit in a chair and say yea or nay?

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    1. Re:wtf? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that common for legislators to write legislation themselves. It's very common to let "experts" write legislation, or crib a piece of legislation from another state. Sometimes special interest groups, lobbyists, etc., have items of legislation that they take from representative to representative, trying to find someone to sponsor it.

      I think you're doing legislators a great disservice to describe their jobs as, "get[ting] paid money to sit in a chair and say yea or nay." You forget, they also grandstand, accept campaign contributions, and raise taxes.

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  5. Poor Florida by Morgalyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For some reason, I thought we might manage to make it out of this whole can of worms without ridiculous legislation, but I guess not. So far Jeb has done an OK job at balancing the right wing conservative fundamental religious nutcases in the Panhandle with the left wing liberal nutcases in the Wang, but this smacks of falling prey to letters from the west.

    I'm still not sure I understand why government entities feel like they need to step into a system that was sufficient for informing parents about the nature and content of media. The MPAA rates movies, the theaters sort-of enforce the rating requirements, but there are no real laws underlining any of it. The ESRB rates games, the vendors sort-of enforce the rating system, but apparently society as we know it is going to come crashing down if we don't impose some fines or jail sentences.

    How is legislation like this and the Michigan law going to affect online sales of games?

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    1. Re:Poor Florida by Morgalyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know, it is terrible. In the future perhaps I will skip my quick proof-reading step in order to avoid causing discomfort to the general /. reader. I recently realized my tendency to use good spelling and grammar might cause some distress. I apologize.

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  6. Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over. by sgant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I give up. The religious idiots have won. I give up. I'm moving out of this theocracy and going to live somewhere else.

    Question though, what are my options? Where is a decent place to live without the christian assholes that want to run every ones lives? I've lived in this country for 43 years and even served in the military. Yet I've seen the christian morons take greater and greater control over my country. Especially when they've made it known that their top priority now is porn and videogames...no folks, not the terrorists or drug dealers or the other criminals. Porn and videogames are the true evil Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales has listed. He wants to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults. You know, just your basic humping and pumping. Next on the list will be videogames. I guess they've won the war on terror. They are saying porn is bad because it victimizes women. That they are the ones that are hurt through regular porn. So I suppose that gay porn between two men is ok with them?

    Yeah, I know, this is flamebait...troll...whatever. Mod me down, I don't care anymore. So again, goodbye America. I'm sick of your bullshit and I want out. Now, where to go?

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  7. Not Quite.. by \\ · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to this, Thompson is somewhat full of shit.

    "A representative of Jeb Bush's press office characterized as "untrue" yesterday's Jack Thompson press release in which the Miami attorney and self-described "anti-game crusader" claimed that he was crafting video game legislation on behalf of the Florida governor."

    More through the link.

  8. Could be a good thing? by OhPlz · · Score: 1

    Why are we all assuming that this is bad?

    If Rockstar (or whoever) wants to make a game that will appeal to adults then they can do so without limiting themselves for the sake of a lower rating. Find an alternative way of distributing the game (such as through the Internet) and they could even make more money on the titles since Gamestop and whoever won't be marking it up in their stores. Not only that, we wouldn't have to drive to the mall or order online and wait for the big brown truck.

    This could open a whole new genre in gaming, no?

    1. Re:Could be a good thing? by ShibaInu · · Score: 1

      I believe the Wall-Mart factor comes into play here. Wall-Mart won't sell stuff that is "adults only". While it is one retailer, they sell a ton of games. Adults only tends to have a negative connotation in retail. And, like it or not, retail is where most sales are made.

    2. Re:Could be a good thing? by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Yea, but that's my point. Retail doesn't have to be the end-all. The RIAA messed up by trying to continue the retail model in the face of new technology. Look where it got them. People want better distribution systems and better content. If game developers would cater to the adult crowd and use new distribution methods it could be a big boost to them.

    3. Re:Could be a good thing? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      This is all well and good until a Florida Attorney General gets elected on a "Think of the children!" ticket and decides to take one of these online services to court for unwittingly selling an M-rated game to a minor.

    4. Re:Could be a good thing? by Trails · · Score: 0

      "an alternative way of distributing the game (such as through the Internet)"

      Yeah, because the internet already does such a bang up job of keeping minors out of questionable content...

  9. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Morgalyn · · Score: 1

    Hey, let me know if you figure out where to go to. I think there is a large number of us wandering around lately wondering what the heck happened in the last few years. Part of me keeps telling myself that everywhere else has its own weird problems, too, and its just extra embaressing for it to be the US, since you know, we're all 'freedom' and 'democracy' and whatnot.

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  10. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Gurgeh15 · · Score: 3, Informative

    One word: Canada. Really, look into it. All of the perks of the U.S. without the nut jobs...

  11. Actually, if you took a mintue to do research..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You will know that the article is not completely up to date. Currently, Bush officials have denied that they asked Jack Thompson to write up video game legislation for them. Actually, blame should be put on GameStop for not researching this subject further, which is sad being that it is a highly visted videogame information site for many gamers.

  12. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Gherald · · Score: 3, Informative

    See you in Canada. All the benefits of living in a modern economy a hair's breath from the world's sole superpower; none of the drawbacks of living in a third world society. You even get to speak English!

    Just be sure to pack heavy, it's cold up here.

  13. Well... by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I personally see no problem in restricting the sale of "adult" material to minors. Neither does the Supreme court.

    If the freakin' game lobby would get a clue and do what the movie industry did, and actually hype that angle up rather than being adamantly opposed to any fines for the sale of this material to minors, then maybe you wouldn't need to worry about Jack Thompson.

    A few "Gamestop fires employee for selling GTA w/o ID check" headlines would do it. But nooo...

    I also fail to see how restricting the sale of violent(and or/sexual) games to minors in any way infringes on the right to free speech as held by the SCOTUS, nor how it would:
    A. Keep the games out of the hands of minors whose parents allow them to play such things.
    B. Keep adults from playing these games.
    C. Keep these games from being made if the guys pushing for the legislation really DON'T have a point.

    If gamers don't give up the 12-yos should be allowed to go into Gamestop and buy a copy of Tentacle-fucker 3 - Revenge of the Overfiend(at the extreme end) angle with no fines for the store OR the guy that sold it then they're not going to get a voice in how the law is constructed and the chances it's going to be whacked out insane increase. Because it's GOING to happen.

    And there are upshots to it you probably can't even fathom.

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    1. Re:Well... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      In the 50's it was comic books. In the 20's it was jazz. I'm sure people were just as stupid back then, but it seems they didn't put up with as much because neither are illegal today.

      Also, there are no laws saying that theaters can't let kids see rated-R movies at will. This isn't about protecting the children, just like most "OMG FOR THE LOVE OF ALMIGHTY GOD WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!11111oneoneone " campaigns.

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    2. Re:Well... by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      The CMAA was created BY the comic book industry in response to negative popular perception after Senate hearings on post-war horror and crime comics. The comic book code was imposed by the comic book industry. No nasty big-brother government. They did it to themselves.

      And no, there aren't any laws that fine theater owners for allowing children into R or NC-17 movies. Because hollywood and theater-owners not only self-regulated they managed to convince the public that they HAD self-regulated. If you didn't know there wasn't a law, you'd probably think that there was one.

      It doesn't matter what the ESRB says, it matters what the stores SAY and DO, and they obviously haven't managed to pull a hollywood if they haven't achieved the same perception as hollywood did. Nor would it. Judging by the self-regulation of network standards and practices, the comic book code, and the mpaa ratings system, self-regulation stifles creativity more so than sane regulation of sale.

      Because it creates more than two categories. Not just appropriate for teh kiddies, and not appropriate for teh kiddies, but all sorts of little sub-categories. Which makes everyone go to the widest possible demographic, right on the cusp of what is and what is not acceptable to parents. We'd probably be better off if no-one under 17 was allowed into an R-rated movie, because a heck of a lot of stuff gets cut and mangled to get things @ R because no NC-17 movie does well, and art suffers as a result.

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    3. Re:Well... by Psmylie · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This doesn't need to be legislated. Community groups of concerned parents should work with the retailers to make sure that it is company policy to not sell M or AO rated games to minors. When you have a law to do this instead, it's censorship.

      Movie theaters voluntarily keep minors out of R-rated movies, sort of an unofficial social contract. It work pretty well, for the most part.. most kids can't see R-rated movies without a parent, and if one does, then maybe someone gets fired but nobody goes to jail or is fined. That's what we need for game stores. Not censorship. The rating system already in place is sufficient, in my opinion.

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    4. Re:Well... by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's not censorship unless you dictate content. Children form exceptions to our various rights according to the SCOTUS. They can't drink, drive cars, smoke cigarettes, view pornography, wear what they want, say what they want, have sex with who they want, etc. No one is dictating content outside of the industry(yet). They're dictating what is appropriate for sale to a group of minors. And if you have a problem with that, you should also have a problem with kids NOT being able to buy pornography(at the minimum) because it's the same damn thing at it's heart.

      This isn't obscenity laws applying to adults here. We're not talking about the miller test here. So STFU about censorship, it doesn't help your case any.

      If you didn't know there wasn't a law regulating theater owners, you'd probably think that there was one.

      The games industry already has an MPAA equivalent(probably to the detriment of creativity), but retailers are obviously NOT doing their part. Because there is a perception that they are not. Fix the perception and you fix the problem.

      And that's not necessarily a good thing, judging by what's happened every time that's been done in the past.

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    5. Re:Well... by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      The only reason the game industry can't pull the same shit as the movie industry is because it doesn't have the same market penetration as the movie industry. Games are usually looked down upon by most parents and other 'adults'. It seems that we are more rational and fair than adults these days though.

    6. Re:Well... by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's perfectly legal for kids to smoke. However, it's illegal to sell them to kids.

    7. Re:Well... by Psmylie · · Score: 1
      No need to tell me to STFU just because you disagree with me, I'm just voicing my opinion. And restriction of information is censorship... According to my handy Webster's dictionary:
      Censor, (v): To examine in order to suppress, or delete anything considered objectionable.
      As a side note, I consider the Miller test far too vague to be a useful metric.

      I oppose laws in this case simply because I think they are unneccesary, and too harsh... should someone be fined a thousand dollars or more or do jail time because they sold Doom3 to a 16 year old? Its out of proportion to the "crime", especially when you consider that there is no actual proof of damage done to the minor. Like I said, parental and community groups need to work with retailers and software developers if they want these standards in place.

      As far as giving pornography to minors, I do have a problem with the law. Not with the restriction, but with the law. I don't believe that the federal (or even the state) government should try to legislate morality. They're too far removed from the communities the laws will affect, and the laws that they pass tend to stay on the books long after whatever "immoral" things they were meant to suppress are not considered immoral anymore. Not too many people get arrested for oral sex anymore, but it's still illegal in a lot of places.

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    8. Re:Well... by SafteyMan · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I have no problem enforcing the 17+ rating for M games. As long as people who are at least 17 can still buy these games, then what is the big problem with not letting 13 year olds buy GTA?

    9. Re:Well... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I personally see no problem in restricting the sale of "adult" material to minors.

      Great. You should be personally free to restrict the sale of "adult" material to minors in your personal store then. What you should not be able to do under the law of the U.S. is have the state point guns at someone because they gave or sold a kid a book, game, recording, or whatever, that you don't like.

      Neither does the Supreme court.

      The opinions of the Supreme court are often in conflict with the Constitution, morality, and reality. The First Amendment contains no exceptions for speech to minors; censorship is immoral; and it doesn't work anyway (how many people here never saw porn before turning 18?)

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    10. Re:Well... by pla · · Score: 1

      And if you have a problem with that, you should also have a problem with kids NOT being able to buy pornography(at the minimum) because it's the same damn thing at it's heart.

      Not that this changes your opponent's point, but some of us do have a problem with restricting access to porn, cigarettes, alcohol, etc. to kids.

      In places where they don't protect kids from pictures of humans in their natural (ie, unclothed) state, from the realities of reproduction, from even the "fun" of sex - They have lower rape, STD, teen pregnancy, and abortion rates. Funny, that.

      In places where they let kids drink from a young age, they have FAR lower rates of chronic alcoholism and drunk driving.

      In places where they let kids drive as soon as they show the physical capacity, they don't have a greater-than-25% rate of idiot teens wrapping themselves around a tree within their first year after getting their new toy.

      As for smoking... Don't mistake marketing to children as the same as allowing children to do something with the consent of their parents.

      EVERYTHING you can name that you might justify with "but think about the kids!" ends up doing more harm than good. Not just IMO, but statistically, proveably true.

    11. Re:Well... by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      most kids can't see R-rated movies without a parent,

      That didn't seem to stop me getting my brother into R rated movies. I was 17-18 at the time...

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  14. Shouldn't You Be Educated? by robbway · · Score: 1

    All of Jack Thompson's documented writings and speeches on the subject indicate he has neither a social sciences background nor any experience with programming or playing a computer/video game. They're gonna get a piece of crap. Just stating the obvious.

    1. Re:Shouldn't You Be Educated? by planetoid · · Score: 1

      They also indicate that he knows he's lying out of his ass. He knows everything he says is bullshit, but he's a clever motherfucker who too many people are underestimating.

      He's even managed to pull off a dual socialist-nannycrat-yet-right-wing-theocrat image he's got going on. But above all, Jack Thompson knows full well what he's doing, and it shows in his rude behavior towards his critics and detractors; because he knows if he actually engaged anyone in a mature and composed debate, he'd lose some of his footing with the Big Nanny Government politicians in our country.

      And that's all Jack Thompson (or any activist on any issue) needs to do to win favor with the Big Nanny Government types -- to just be a flaming activist bullshitter and pander to both sides relentlessly.

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  15. Responsibility? by toleraen · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm terribly in favor of this bill, and I can't RTFA (at work), but doesn't this bill sort of get the game studios off the hook for violent games? If mommy has to go buy GTA for their kid, then the fault will be completely on the parent. If they had to go get the game for their kid, then it's their own fault their kids are shooting hookers all over the place (in game), as the parents facilitated the kids ability to do so.

    Again, I'm not in favor of censorship in anyway, but how is this much different than a movie theatre not letting a 12 year old into an R rated movie? How is this even censorship, anyways? They're not looking to remove content from games are they?

    1. Re:Responsibility? by kizzbizz · · Score: 1
      but how is this much different than a movie theatre not letting a 12 year old into an R rated movie?

      This is legislation. It is an agreement amongst movie theatres that you must be accompanyed by a guardian to enter a rated R movie, not an actual federal law. That is why some theatres hastle 16 year olds while others freely let yougsters into movies. This, though, would make it a violation of state law.

      What I find even more odd (If, infact, this is even true) is that the legislators would decide to let one incredably biased lawyer write legislation. It is understandable if they consulted him for ideas, but seems outrageous to ask him to write the law. The people of Florida elected their representitives to enact the best legislation on behalf of the state- nobody elected Jack Thompson. I am not positive on the precidents of other state legislatures, but it seems lazy and outrageous for them to not write the law themselves.

    2. Re:Responsibility? by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I thought there was a law for that? Which is why theatres actually care now?

    3. Re:Responsibility? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Knowing Thompson he'd probably add a clause that makes the developer liable if some stupid mom buys the game for her kids and complains.

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  16. Why not books? by Jtheletter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There is easily a hundred times more depravity, violence, and subversive thinking in books on a public library shelf than in any set of video games. Thank god we've already formed committees to review and rate these harmful works and prohibit minors from accessing th.... wait, what's that you say, any child can check out these seditious and violent works with nothing more than a library card? The works of the Marquis de Sade? Historical accounts of wars? Works of terror by Stephen King? What have we come to as a country if minors are allowed to view these materials unchecked? I demand that public libraries and librarians be fined and jailed for allowing such terrible influences to be given to our children!!

    Sarcasm aside, I demand that any legislator writing such a vigeogame law justify how that media can be treated differently than any other work. And interaction is not a valid defense, choose your own adventure books would meet that standard.

    I do agree some games are not suitable for minors, but just as the law doesn't jail or fine movie theaters if minors get into R-rated shows, there should be now such law punishing video game stores and clerks for essentially the same offense.

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    1. Re:Why not books? by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      There is easily a hundred times more depravity, violence, and subversive thinking in books on a public library shelf than in any set of video games.

      Yes, but we all know that no child in the US in their right mind goes to the library. Libraries are for geeks and losers.

    2. Re:Why not books? by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Funny
      The works of the Marquis de Sade? Historical accounts of wars? Works of terror by Stephen King?
      Something far worse... the Bible.
    3. Re:Why not books? by jongleur_kit · · Score: 1
      I call bullshit. Video games are decidedly NOT like books, or movies, or watching TV, or listening to music. Video are BY FAR the most immersive way to interact with media, and are becoming more immersive all the time.

      Most popular modern video games provide the player with a fully-realized virtual world where they must make the decisions that guide the action. This draws the average player in more than any other media. If it wasn't true, video games wouldn't be growing at the expense of other media. And it IS true that the vast majority of roleplaying games, first person shooters, and driving games REWARD the player for destructive acts - killing people/mobs, crashing cars, etc.

      Now. I freaking LOVE video games. And I believe that they are getting better as the genre matures. But here is what needs to happen, in order of importance:

      1. Parents and schools need to teach every child how to consume media in an intelligent and healthy manner. And this goes for all media (especially advertising) but among them, video games.

      2. Game developers need to take on the non-trivial problem of designing games with multiple solutions to problems that are not always violent. And don't tell me it can't be done, or that the resulting games will suck. Look at Fable, the Fallout games, KOTOR, Baldur's gate, and so on. All of these involve violence, but there are multiple paths, which have consequences. As a side note, many games provide parents with the tools they need to control the level of violence their kids encounter in games. This IS trivial, and needs to continue and improve.

      3. Lastly, but still needed, society needs to set some standards about how we sell games. It should be simple for a parent to find out what their kid will encounter in a game, and there need to be rules that help parents control what (adult-themed) games their kids play. Parents CANNOT be everywhere their kids go - at some point, society has to give parents the power to make those decisions. In the case of games the way to help parents make decisions is to give adults EXCLUSIVE RIGHT to buy adult-themed games. All you people who tell parents to parent? Here's how to help 'em do just that.

      "And interaction is not a valid defense, choose your own adventure books would meet that standard."

      In the words of the kids who play World of Warcraft: "OMFG!!!LAWL!!111ROFLMAO!!"

      (And don't think the irony of those acronyms is lost on me. :-) )

    4. Re:Why not books? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      You make some good points and I agree with the majority but you gloss over a few realities of the situation. The first and most important being that the people in power now, who will pen these laws, and the voting constituents they pander to, are older than the generation playing videogames and probably well above the average /. poster's age. Myself I am 26 and a fulltime robotics engineer to give you some perspective. My generation grew up playing videogames, and though I was on the cusp of that revolution, the kids that are in school nowadays see the NES as more than just oldschool, it's ancient to them. There's a whole mindset to the technology that is not well grasped, it seems, by anyone over the age of 35 or so right now, so when dealing with lawmakers who "don't get it" you need to put things in a perspective they will understand and relate to. In law especially one tends to build on what is already present, and in this case what is already present is media such as movies, TV, and BOOKS. There is plenty of legislation pertaining to what is and is not acceptable to sell to minors regarding printed works, and so that is why I used books to frame my example. To call that example bullshit simply because it is a different medium of information transfer is to miss the point.

      I'll respond to your comments point for point:
      1) I agree with you here, although I would place a far greater emphasis on parents educating their children on responsible media consumption for two reasons, one is that defining acceptable media consumption cirriculum is almost as difficult as designing a sex ed cirriculum, many parents will have different standards. I would say that a course on advertising would be best suited for this task as it really just gives kids the tools to recognize advertising when they see it and take it for what it is, an attempt to appeal to our baser brains to buy things. A lot of kids, and even adults(!) don't seem to get that one basic fact, commercials are not your friend, they serve only to sell. And two, I have a healthy paranoia of state run schools and don't doubt that whatever is taught would be about as biased as civics classes currently are.
      2) Totally agree, more nonviolent game choices, and more choice-paths within games that give the player multiple options of achieving their goals - w/o necessarily using only violence - would only increase playability and make games reach a wider audience. Of course it's not as easy to implement as it sounds but as you pointed out there are already games out there that do this.
      3)Here I have to disagree a bit, mostly because there already is a system designed to rate games for content and alert parents to this content. The games industry voluntarily enacted this system to specifically prevent the need for such legislation, just as the MPAA did with its rating system. By rating their own games in a consistent manner they hoped that the government wouldn't have to get it's heavy hand involved, and I think the system as it stands is effective, if parents actually bother to use it. The argument could be made that it's confusing I suppose, but only because they use different rating abbreviations than the well-known movie ratings. I'm sure there are reasons (probably copyright related) that the games industry chose different letters for their system, but let's face facts, you don't need a college degree to figure it out. It also lists on the package why the game received the rating it did - e.g. violence, language, nudity, etc. (The Hot Coffee mod is a side discussion here as that hit a few grey areas such as did Rockstar really conform to the rating standard, was the content ever really intended to be seen, is rockstar responsible for 3rd parties altering the gameplay? etc)
      Additionally I'm worried by your direct call to allow others to parent for parents. Firsts off, it's no one else's right to tell someone how to raise their child or being given tools to do so unless that child is in actual danger of being harmed physcially or phys

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    5. Re:Why not books? by jongleur_kit · · Score: 1
      I think maybe we share a lot of common ground here. A couple minor clarifications on my part:

      - When I talk about teaching kids how to consume media, I am thinking mostly of things like making sure they can easily separate what's real from what's not real and when media is trying to bypass their conscious thought and go directly to the brain stem. Whether it's subtle advertising or a game that plays to some atavistic desire for violence rather than providing an actual story with meaningful decisions, kids should know what media is trying to do *to* them. It's not at all about saying "this is good and that is bad".

      - I'm a parent, and it frustrates me that I can't be everywhere my kid is. I do everything I can to teach her to make the right decisions, but the cold hard reality is that parenting is a difficult job that requires more time than most of us have, and we do the best we can. Now in an ideal world, my kid would never watch a show I disapprove of, because she would simply accept my values. In the REAL world, I have a v-chip and control over the remote. In an ideal world, she would never buy stuff I disapprove of, but in the REAL world, I depend upon having some control over her spendable cash, and where we go to shop (she's under 10, and I do the driving). In an ideal world, she would never watch R-rated movies I disapprove of (and keep in mind, I may be fine with some of them, who knows?), but in the REAL world, I control that because a kid needs an adult to see those films.

      So of course, in an ideal world, my under-10 daughter would not buy Postal or GTA or Hitman, because she would make that choice on her own anyway, whether I was there or not. But I need a tool to allow me to parent her when I am not there. If she can't buy those games herself, then I become the gateway for them. In other words, I get to parent. I'm not sure how that is any different from the way we treat movies.

      Anyway, thanks for the thoughtful reply.

    6. Re:Why not books? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      Always nice to get a reasoned conversation here on slashdot. :)

      Being a parent you certainly know better than I the responsibilities and difficulties of shielding your children from harmful influences. I can definitely understand how any tools to aid you in that are welcome. I also believe we're on the same track here.

      The distinction with this legislation as I see it is self-enforced vs state-enforced. AFAIK, and I could be wrong, there are no actual laws citing criminal charges or fines for allowing minors to view R-rated films, whereas most videogame laws proposed so far would put such penalties into place for similar level content. The argument could be made that perhaps the movies do need to have such legal restrictions placed on them, but currently I don't think there are such restrictions or that it's a good idea. Hence, the ball is in the court of the video game industry and distributors/vendors of the games. If they self-enforce as well as theaters in sticking with the M for mature means no under-17 sales, then fine, all is well and the few instances of kids getting M-rated games from the shady clerk are no worse than kids sneaking into R-rated movies. I fear putting legal reprecussions behind that; what in most cases amounts to some entirely harmless teenage fun suddenly gives someone a criminal record. That could be said about a lot of dangerous/illegal things teens do but on a scale of 1 to 10, playing a violent video game rates maybe a '2' next to pornography, tobacco, alcohol, and driving w/o a license. I also worry this might also open up an avenue of prosecution against parents if their childrens' friends play an M-rated game when they sleep over, for example. The other parents would have a law to point to and press charges instead of just having a reasoned talk along the lines of "please don't let Billy play those games when he visits." I wish it weren't like that but these days it seems most people are more interested in litigating than reasoning like adults.

      Best to you and yours.

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  17. Now I'm even more tempted to buy... by Turken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...one of those "I Hate Jack Thompson" T-shirts they're selling at ThinkGeek!

    Honestly, I'm proud to be one of the "Right-Wing-Bible-Thumping-Republican-Christian" wackos that the average Slashdotter loves to hate. But Jack has really been taking things too far the past few months.

    1. Re:Now I'm even more tempted to buy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are proud to be something you aren't?

  18. Re:Why not books? -- whoops! typo! by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    Damnit, and I even proofed it this time.

    Last line should read: there should be NO such law punishing video game stores and clerks for essentially the same offense.

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  19. From the Inquirer article by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    "Thompson says that he is too busy drafting the legislation to bother having a tit-for-tat verbal battle and he considers his position clear and the matter closed." -- Aaron McKenaa for the Inquirer It's funny how you'll hear faith healers and those sorts of folk say almost exactly the same thing. "I'm much too busy healing people to bother with 'clinical studies' or 'having a rational discussion.'" We all know that, in the end, it doesn't really matter who did the asking. Who else thinks that this hack's going to write some crazy thing and just send it to every important governmental official until he finds someone who bites?

  20. Punishment by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    He did not offer details about what kind of penalties the bill would prescribe...

    From some of his stands in the past, I think that his ideal punishment for offenders would be castration.

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  21. Clearing up a few gripes by Iriel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In response to the complaints that I've been hearing about this subject like "Why not books?" "What about movies?" "Isn't this censorship?" and so on and so forth, I have this to say:

      - No, this isn't censorship because content is not being taken out. If the studios have to remove content to reach their audience, they'll find a way around regulations (they always do). Children aren't allowed to buy pornography and yet I hear no massive outcry about that. This is simply trying to keep excessively vulgar and violent games away from very young children.
      - Yes, youth violence is on a constant decline as it has been for the past several years, making all these "games raising you children to kill" arguments mostly idiodic.
      - Video games can be conceived of as more influential to children than books (I doubt it) and especially movies (easily so) as numerous studies suggest (keyword: suggest) that games are more powerful due to the level of interaction and feedback they require from the user.
      - Books are also not being targetted because anybody who looks at social trends can tell that literacy, or at least recreational reading in the US is on the decline. The numbers aren't large enough to get a response.

    But finally, games are being the scapegoat because the majority of the voting population in America doesn't understand games. By the time all those kids who were 6 or so when Nintendo first hit the US (people like me) become the major voting demographic, politicians will need to find a new target.

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    1. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      No, this isn't censorship because content is not being taken out.

      Censorship: The use of state or group power to control freedom of expression, such as passing laws to prevent media from being published or propagated. (Wiktionary.org)
      Sounds like censorship to me.

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    2. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by Iriel · · Score: 1

      The only problem with that is that the games (theoretically) aren't being prevented from publishing. Like I said, this is in theory, but it's only to keep 'mature' content from being sold to children that have already been agreed upon to be incapable of responsibly handling such media.

      So under the Wiktionary definition, yes this would classify as censorship, but so the the movie ratings system, the legal age to buy pornography and even the entire ESRB in its current form.

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    3. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Children aren't allowed to buy pornography and yet I hear no massive outcry about that. This is simply trying to keep excessively vulgar and violent games away from very young children."

      Pornography is made with the express intent to be spank material, and they don't even bother sending a copy to the MPAA for a rating. When was the last time someone was arrested for selling a minor a ticket to or a copy of a movie the MPAA gave an NC-17 rating, let alone an R?

      "that games are more powerful due to the level of interaction and feedback they require from the user."

      But by being an interactive medium, it's possible to play a game and still never see the content that caused a game to get a restrictive rating. You can play a GTA game without killing anybody or having sex or breaking any law in the game, but a violent movie doesn't get any less violent no matter how many times you view it.

      "Books are also not being targetted because anybody who looks at social trends can tell that literacy, or at least recreational reading in the US is on the decline."

      Books can have pictures, and the comic book industry has had its own experiences with "self-imposed" (i. e. Congressionally inspired) censorship and ratings regimes. But even then it was at least self-imposed in name (no actual laws involved), and any kid can walk into any Waldenbooks in the country and pick up a manga depicting topless underaged girls.

    4. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      So just to be clear, you're pro-child porn, right?

    5. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      When did I say that? I'm just saying it is, in fact, censorship.

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    6. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      With all the anti-censorship sentiment on slashdot, it was kinda implied. Either way, I think that's an overly broad definition.

    7. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Pornography is made with the express intent to be spank material, and they don't even bother sending a copy to the MPAA for a rating. When was the last time someone was arrested for selling a minor a ticket to or a copy of a movie the MPAA gave an NC-17 rating, let alone an R?

      When was the last time a theater got fined for letting a kid into a R or NC-17 rated movie? The main point of people that say this isn't the sky falling down is that the games industry has been too inept to enforce the rating system they have. Thus, the government is stepping in. No, this is not how it should be, but until the games industry is willing to create their own mechanisms for controling such things, the government is going to.

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    8. Re:Clearing up a few gripes by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      And that's where the problem lies. Currently, the industry does have a ratings system in place. The issue is that, like the MPAAs system, it's entirely self enforced. There are no requirements on either industry to enforce the ratings. In both cases they ask retailers to enforce them, but again, there is no requirement to do so.

      The reason, I think, that there is such an outcry over all of this is that while the MPAA was and still is, given free reign without fear of gov't intervention, the gaming industry is being censored, and quite harshly.

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  22. Can we stop paying attention to this freak? by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously. The only reason why this guy has political figures interested in him is because he's stirring people up.

    If we ignore him, he's no longer an interesting controversial figure and he loses pretty much all his power.

    Please, no more damn articles on this asshole.

    1. Re:Can we stop paying attention to this freak? by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We may know better than to pay him any heed, but those miserable, stupid peons who make up most of the world's population are another story. And that's why he's a danger.

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    2. Re:Can we stop paying attention to this freak? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter if we ignore him. There is a large segment of the population which loves the idea that we're on the train to the land of Moral Decline, and the only thing that can save our nation is to ban "smut", reintroduce corporal punishment, and make the damned kids start calling people "sir" and "ma'am" again. These people vote, write letters to their representatives, and basically wield the sort of political influence that can only be generated by large crowds of idiots.

      If we ignore the idiots, they will not go away. They won't stop until they've invaded every home, blocked most of your cable channels, put a filter on your Internet, and passed laws allowing them to tell you to spit out our gum and stand up straight.

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  23. What this beautiful world *really* needs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is to have someone discover a huge pile of pornography underneath Jack's bed...

  24. This problem requires ninjas. by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

    Could we please just put that asshole Thompson out of our collective misery already? We don't need to kill him, just stick him on a deserted island for the rest of his life.

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    1. Re:This problem requires ninjas. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Could we please just put that asshole Thompson out of our collective misery already?


      It's easier to ignore him. Jack Thompson is not important - as soon as he makes a law that restricts games, he either wasts taxpayers dollars on something that fails to the first admendment, or the law is forcefully extended by the game industry to supress removing all violent media (including a large quantity Agatha Christie novels which generally have someone murdered.)

      Jack Thompson may claim to be the crusader in the "war against violence", but we all know how well such wars progress in practice - especially when most bullies are given a carte blanche for child abuse.

      The other option (unnecessary) would asscoiate him with the same style of violence and anti-socialism that he tries to quash. The easiest method is to find his infamous one liners - one alleged quote is found at The Inquirer.
    2. Re:This problem requires ninjas. by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, as I stated earlier, to ignore him may be to simply put our heads in the sand. If we're lucky, this "game law" he claims he's been comissioned to create will be his downfall into absolute crackpottery, but what if it turns out that he hasn't just been pulling this story out of his ass? What then?

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    3. Re:This problem requires ninjas. by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, as I stated earlier, to ignore him may be to simply put our heads in the sand.


      That expression pertains to Ostriches - they stuff their head into the sand to feed, rather than to avoid fear.

      If we're lucky, this "game law" he claims he's been comissioned to create will be his downfall into absolute crackpottery, but what if it turns out that he hasn't just been pulling this story out of his ass? What then?

      If this were Canada, I'd be worried since there restrictiosn can be passed.

      However, this is US law, which already had the first amendment passed since the dawn of the nation. If it's powerful enough to prevent children from being forced to pledge alliegance, then that's half the problem eliminated. Various other stuff here: http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/firstamendment/courtcas es/courtcases.htm#mfar

      The first amendment doesn't seem to cover obsecne material - but if violence were obscene, then the Little Red Riding Hood (classical or bedtime version) is obscene since it has a man violently kill the wolf.

      IANAL, and I don't have to be. There no need to worry until it survives a first amendment test. Even if it does, it will do nothing aside from encourage piracy (since minors can't buy the games now, nor can they even come close to finding them in a few months/years, they resort to piracy.)
  25. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    Canada is a good choice, probably. Europe might also work, but it depends on the exact country then, of course; the UK is deteriorating its citizens' rights and all that pretty quickly under Blair, too, and the rest of Europe would require you to learn a different language (of course, so would half of Canada, and one might argue that you'd have to even in the UK).

    *If* the language barrier is not going to be a problem, then the Scandinavian countries, the Netherlands and maybe also Belgium are good choices.

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  26. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by blincoln · · Score: 2, Informative

    All of the perks of the U.S. without the nut jobs.

    Canada is a nice country, but it has its own share of problems.

    I lived there for three years, and I noticed:

    - A LOT of petty micromanagement in the government. No country should spend tax dollars on governmental inspectors to ensure that restaurants are limited to a certain number of televisions, and that each of them must be below a maximum size. Or to arbitrarily decide that waitresses can wear a rollerskate on one foot, but not both. Two pieces of photo ID to buy liquor at the store, but only one from a bar? If you have two pieces of ID but your friend only has one, anything they were carrying can't be bought and you can only buy what you have in your hands?

    - Stupidly high taxes, probably due mostly to the last point.

    - A very conservative attitude re: appearances. I had long hair at the time, and I felt like I was back in the 50s because so many people thought I was a girl.

    - A much bigger problem with non-deadly crime, e.g. theft and home invasions. Related to this, the much more restrictive firearm laws, although obviously some people prefer it that way.

    - (related to the first point, but split out because this is a long rant) The incredibly annoying Canadian content laws for broadcasters. I had a show at my university's radio station, and there just aren't that many good Canadian industrial bands. Content should be about quality, not country of origin. A lot of the popular music in Canada is even worse than in the US (which is saying a lot) because the law requires radio stations and MuchMusic to play bands that are Canadian knockoffs of American pop bands (who are themselves third- or fourth-generation knockoffs of interesting music). I am looking at you, shitty band I can't remember the name of who tried to pull a Hendrix and turn the Canadian national anthem into a wailing guitar solo.

    On the other hand:

    - Socialized healthcare is good in many ways, although I think they should take the funding for the petty bureaucrats and use it to make sure people don't have to wait months for surgery.

    - University is actually affordable for citizens.

    I definitely have fond memories of it, but enough things got under my skin that I wouldn't live there again. That's kind of my dilemma - I feel similarly to the GP, but I don't know of any countries that would as a whole make me happier than the US.

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  27. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try Brazil. there are jews, muslims, christians, evangelic, and every kind of religion you want living together, without prejudice between black or white or indians, every race living peacefully with each other (and mixing together btw). its not a terrorist target, it is the country with the world largest coast, so you will have a lifetime and you wouldn't visit all the beaches. the music is great and the women are beatifull. oh, and sex is part of the culture, so everybody is doing it all the time, and talking about it without any paranoia.

  28. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by brkello · · Score: 1

    Ok, so an article about Jack Thompson (that might not even be true) has been asked to write a law on video games has finally pushed you to moving out of the country. It's not like the law has been a) written b) actually applied in any state. Yeah, I am frustrated with other people who can't understand why I don't want their morals made in to laws. But how is running away from the problem going to solve it? Why don't you start a pro-gaming platform? Why don't you try to stir people up? Why don't you assemble like minded people to write letters to your congressman?

    It's just pathetic to me see people say they are moving out of the country. I really wish they would make a law that states anyone who posts on Slashdot that they are moving out of the country would be deported within a month. Seriously, what have you learned by being in the military and in this country for 43 years? To run away when things happen that you don't like? Fine, then go, just don't cry about it on here.

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  29. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So just the incredible poverty then? Largest gap between rich and poor in the world, right?

  30. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada is a good choice, probably. Europe might also work, but it depends on the exact country then, of course; the UK is deteriorating its citizens' rights and all that pretty quickly under Blair, too, and the rest of Europe would require you to learn a different language (of course, so would half of Canada, and one might argue that you'd have to even in the UK).

    *If* the language barrier is not going to be a problem, then the Scandinavian countries, the Netherlands and maybe also Belgium are good choices.


    No, no, no. You stay on your side of the big pond. We send you there for a reason.

    ps. And while you are there, you might try fix your country.

  31. Thompson Quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are actually sites that collect Jack Thompson's mad rantings, Like http://www.jackthompson.org/.

    Also he posts occasionally on (the excellent site)http://www.gamepolitics.com/, which always turns out to be fun.

  32. To be fair, there have been THREE updates... by MMaestro · · Score: 1

    Its pretty much sounds like a 'he said, they said' argument. Bush officials deny it, Thompson claims it. Given Thompson's record and the sheer political flak and financial loss that would follow from such a law states that this is B.S. though.

  33. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by ChadN · · Score: 1

    Where would we be if everyone just ran from their problems, instead of standing up to them? I've been strongly tempted to find a "safe haven" from the moralist-hypocrisy that the U.S. has become. But you know what? There is no safe-haven. Things won't change until reasonable people start acting.

    Where is that Einstein quote...

    "Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds." Stand up to the opposition!

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  34. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere that Brunei has a substantial ex-pat population. English is one of the three major languages spoken there, too.

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  35. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by sgant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It isn't about running away from anything. I've been fighting an uphill battle all those years. Everyone says "if you don't like things, then get out and vote". Well, I get out and vote. I try to get out and work in the community. I go to city council meetings. I am part of the school board. I write my congressman and Senator constantly almost to the point where I'm a nuisance. All to no avail.

    When I have to sit in on meetings about teaching intelligent design in our school system, I try to object that it's not even science at all I get people looking at me like I'm nuts. I even had a guy tell me to move to France as he said they're Godless over there too...to which he had a bit of applause from the group! It's a long story on that one, but you get my point I hope.

    So you say it's running away when things happen I don't like. Well, I suppose you would say that anyone that in the past has left an oppressive country and government were "running away when things happen" also? You seem to be one of these people that look down on people that bad-mouth their country...pathetic you call them. You even want to pass a law that if anyone says they want to leave the country would be deported in a month. And how dare I "cry" about it here. Sorry to muck up your perfect world order by my crying. I know you're just spouting off, but I'm not so sure that one day they would indeed pass this law...as our free speech that some still hold dear is eroding away year by year along with other freedoms...like the new bill about how the police would be able to take DNA samples from anyone detained. That's detained, not even arrested. Yes, this means that a minor traffic stop you "could" be required to give a DNA sample. More about this here.

    I'm tired. I just now want to live my life in peace and quiet now. This Jack Thompson thing is just another straw on a very over burdened camel.

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  36. WTF by solesoul · · Score: 1

    Just thinking of the warm hearted Thompson actually making laws kind of makes you feel all warm and cuddly!

  37. He might be a moron.... by matlokheed · · Score: 1

    .... but this really isn't anything new. Essentially what he's looking for is to take a system that's already in place (the videogame ratings system) and giving it some useful purpose.

    This isn't censorship. This is just limiting the audience. This has happened with nearly every other medium that children could be interested in (books being the exception for several reasons). This is nothing new and while people like to be outraged over a perceived loss of freedom, this loss of freedom is being directed specifically at minors who do not enjoy the same rules as their parents are supposed to be responsible for them. Since parents are supposed to be responsible for their children, it makes sense that it requires parental involvement to get access to some titles.

    Sometimes, I wonder if people just complain just for the sake of complaining.

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    1. Re:He might be a moron.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nearly every other medium? Care to name one?

  38. We knew that guy was a nut by goldcd · · Score: 1

    and Floridians (is that the term), knew Jeb Bush was a nut - yet still voted him in. You reap what you sow, and the rest of the world'll point and laugh.

  39. Review: Tentacle-f*cker 3 by modi123 · · Score: 1

    It is funny you mention "Tentacle-fucker 3 - Revenge of the Overfiend", I was preparing to submit a review of the game, but instead I will post it here.

    Title: Tentacle-fucker 3 - Revenge of the Overfiend
    Studio: Perky-44EE
    Genre: Action
    Rating: M
    Score: 7/10

    ***** spoiler alert *****

    ***** no not read if you are still playing TF2TIT ****

    'Tentacle-fucker 3 - Revenge of the Overfiend' (or TF3RO to the fan base), was a predictable answer to the screaming masses fresh off the adrenaline high of 'Tentacle-fucker 2 - Tentacles in Time' (TF2TIT). The game play stays relatively the same with respects to the basic controls. You still can control the Heroine, Jade Akashaki (Aki to the in crowd) or flip to the writhing tentacle mass attacking her. As Aki you can position yourself, prepare special "dress spheres" for added bonus, and string deadly combos against the Tentacles. As the mass of slimey tentacle fun, you still can: fuck Aki, choose orifices for penetration, and string together combos of orifice permutations for high points.

    The new options come in on both sides. Aki now has a partner - RenyaRamaLama WongDong (Renny for short) - who can be tagged in to assist "taking down" these menaces. New combos now exist when both girls are on the screen, new weapons (can we say LIGHTSABER?!), and a ton of new dresses to go into the dress spheres. Oh did I mention that hairstyles play a part? The studio, infamous Perky-44EE, is not saying how, but they say it will defiantly revolutionize the game market.

    For those of you who chose the darker path of the Tentacle, Perky-44EE Studios has not forgotten about you. There are new backgrounds to destroy, colors of tentacles produce different effects (standard: white tentacle does ice damage, red does fire, green does acidic, black does poison, and the blue has electric effects), new "slap" ability that can be used to draw attention/protection away from certain orifices, and battle armor. Additoinally, the Studio moved the tentacle from just an x/y axis to a full 3-d mode. You can control depth, speed, location, rotation, and angle. There is a new option for "texture" which can be changed on the fly (with the right power ups), but I am not sure how much of a factor that can be. Wow. If you are a fan of the "dark side" you better be up on your moves! The word on the street is if a large enough combo is generated then the Tentacle will be able to exploit "a previously unknown orifice". I am not sure what that means, but I am excited to find out!

    As for the story line, TF3RO picks up after Aki's flight from the past right as she tries to put the pieces of her shattered life back together in the present (no she DIDN'T die at the hands of the one eyed evil half dragon/half tentacled beast known only as "Dominator"). After a few brief cut scenes the action picks up. Tentacles come from the left, the right, and right behind her! It is action packed for the first part, then it slows down as Aki find Renny buried under the corpses of a hundred tentacle zombies. There is a touching scene of Aki nursing Renny back to life that almost brought a tear to this old sailor's eye. The rest of the game is the duo running through scenes and mini-bosses slowly piecing together how this attack in the present happened (didn't they stop the invasion in the past in TF2TIT?). Soon the Overfiend's identity is known (and it is a SHOCKER!), and the final battle is waged. I won't tell you the end, but there are sixty-nine different variants, so replay is high.

    Over all the game is a good third in the series. Studio Perky-44EE innovates enough to breathe life back into this stale genre (usually when they start making WWII games - makers of "Acht Tung: Tentacle Blitzkreig" I am looking at you), but keeps it enough the same to not alienate the fan base. The game play has a bit of a steep curve, but it is worth the effort. I was worried this w

  40. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but there IS prejudice here. It's a shame that a country so mixed as ours still exists racism and prejudice around :(
    And, of course, there a lot of other big, bad and ugly issues here.

  41. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by brkello · · Score: 1

    *clap clap clap* I'm sorry if I doubt your sincerity. My main problem with your post is that I am tired of reading comments like this. If you find things so objectionable, just move. Don't post about it, just do it. I think we probably have a similar view on things, though. I would go nuts if people were talking about teaching intelligent design to my children. You must live in a very conservative part of the country. I don't, so it doesn't seem as much of a problem for me.

    My problem with what you posted is more that you decided to take this thread (Jack Thompson writing a law) to say you are moving out of the country. Based on something that isn't even written or close to a law, it's now time to move out of the country...ok. Same thing with your DNA thing. Is it a law yet? Are people doing it? Would they actually do it on a traffic stop? You don't know! Yet just because it is suggested, you want to pack up shop and leave. If you are going to leave, leave because you don't like things that are actually happening. There are a lot of crazy ideas out there that you aren't going to agree with...but until they are actually implemented, you can't count that against the country.

    You have been around a lot longer than I have..so I think you would have experienced the political pendulum more. Things go back and fourth in our country. Right now it has been swinging to the right...I think it is too far right now and it makes me uncomofortable. But once it gets too far, then there is a backlash and things swing back to the left. It's been doing this for a long time.

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  42. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by thebdj · · Score: 1

    I do have to agree that the US is slowly turning into an theocracy. We are slowly being pushed further towards this conservative, religious views while forgetting the actual concepts behind the Constitution of the United States. Our government has openly said that porn and video games are the great evils to be stopped, and they are going to fight them to the ends of censorship if they must. It is truly interesting and quite hypocritical for the Republicans to claim a small government ideology, when they have actually embraced the exact opposite.

    While the Democrats typically push for social programs meant to "aid" the disadvantaged, the Republicans have taken to pushing social programs meant to "push" an ideological view onto the citizens of the US. Government wants to regulate everything, but in the manner of regulation they seek, they actually create a BIGGER government instead of the smaller one they seek. This inevitably leads to increased taxes and great social divisions.

    In the perfect example of a large government failure, we have the FEMA response to the last two hurricanes. While not simply a failure on their own part for not responding quickly or appropriately, they also did plenty to prevent proper aid and help from being received. They were not the only ones turning down this help, but the governments as a whole failed. Examples of this failure include turning back Wal-Mart trucks carrying water and supplies; a coast guard vessel also carrying water was turned away; Amtrak's offer to evacuate citizens was ignored; volunteer Doctor's have been prevented from going into these areas for various reasons; amature hovercraft operators were also turned away. The list goes on and on, and the problem is the government involved where it doesn't belong.

    People have often attacked the Libertarian ideology because it requires businesses and corporations, along with the common citizen, to make decisions that will affect the good of people. The disaster in the Gulf Coast is an example where this complaint fails. Millions of people have volunteered time and money to aid those in the area. Churches and non-profit groups have sent aid and people to help. Large corporations have donated money and supplies to the area in an effort to help and inevitably more groups will do the same in an effort to help rebuild the area.

    When you create a large government you begin to create larger beauracracies that simply get in the way of things getting accomplished. This is what happened in the Gulf Coast and this is what happens with a large part of the problems we see in other heavily regulated industries. The government has enacted laws they believed would make certain programs more accessible to the individuals, but in the end they actually raise the cost of many of these services outside the bounds of many other individuals.

    I believe it was the original intention of the founding fathers to setup a government where there was a core of beliefs that would be held true throughout the nation as a hole. These core beliefs are what make up the original Bill of Rights. It was meant to ensure everyone's right to free speech, freedom of religion, the right to bear arms, etc. However, I think they also intended for the majority of other lawmaking and governmental control to be maintained, not at a national level, but at a state and local level. This is quite obvious, in my opinon, from the 10th Amendment of the Bill of Rights that says, The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

    As for decisions on where else to go, I would not be able to recommend many places to people. I am a Libertarian and like the idea of small government. Hence, I would not be a big fan of Canada. I am actually tempted to see how the privatization of Japan's mail service goes (assuming it ever goes), and to see if they would actually continue on a path that leads to small government.

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  43. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by compro01 · · Score: 1

    the rest of Europe would require you to learn a different language (of course, so would half of Canada,

    half? i wasn't aware Quebec had 16.5 million people. it's about 7.5 million. roughly 1/4, and there aren't really that many french people elsewhere in canada (roughly 5% of the rest of the population)

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  44. "M" Filter ok, J.Thompson writing it isn't by Puhase · · Score: 1

    So yea, creating barriers to make it more difficult for teenagers and such to buy violent/sexual games is in my opinion a good thing.*Quick aside* How do they check your age on the internet purchases folks? *Aside over* But why is Jack Thompson being given the chance to write this law? As a person who has worked in Washington for a short time and talked to people there, I understand that it is advocacy groups that write 99% of all legislation on the books, but why charge this assclown , with a record of ridiculous imcompetence, failure and outright lunacy with such a task? There are definatly video game developers in florida, or corporate offices for retailers who would gladly take on such a task if it was presented to them that this law was an inevitability. Plus it would make even more sense because these companies have traditionally fought these kinds of laws, and won. If they came out with the type of legislation themselves it might come out in a coherent and logical fashion. And I'm pretty sure old Jebbers could convince those companies that this law will be on the books either with them on board or without. With J.T. all we are going to get is a proposed law that is ambiguous and oversteps the charge he was given. Almost guarenteeing it to be Unconstitutional. Which, if you are a conspiracy theorist, could be Jeb's plan all along. Make it seem like he is doing something to solve the issue in his state, while making sure the law will fail to come into enforcement, thereby placating the game company special interests.

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  45. Videgame industry wants to be taken seriously? by Gel214th · · Score: 1

    If the VideoGame industry did not stupidly equate AO games to X Rated Pornography they wouldn't have a problem with games such as San Andreas being rated for adults (18+) only. The videogame industry wants to be taken as seriously as Hollywood, and wants to have the influence of Hollywood. (btw...Does Hollywood want this?) Just as Hollywood got where it is today by bribing officials..err lobbying officials...then the Videogame Industry needs to play that game,pardon the pun, as well.Otherwise it will never be taken seriously. This Thompson fellow should have never been allowed the credibility he now seems to hold and should have been ridiculed publicly and resoundingly discredited a long long time ago. It's what Hollywood would have done. Maybe the videogame industry really is just for kids.

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  46. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would require consistent community involvement! We're outraged NOW and want someone else to do the work for us when we forget about this problem for the new problem of lethal turkey dinners I heard on the news. Apparently my family could be next!

  47. Re:Thanks...I'll be leaving the US now...it's over by Aexia · · Score: 1

    Einstein fled Nazi Germany.

    Not really the best example.

  48. "Hi, I'm looking for a...." by Trails · · Score: 0

    So, Randy Ball phoned him to ask him to write legislation? Was this before or after Hugh Jazz, Mike Hunt, Hugh E. Doob, and I. P. Freely et al. phoned from the CIA asking him to help find Osama.

  49. The Bible by sconeu · · Score: 1
    Yep. The Bible depicts (and sometimes condones):
    • Incest
    • Premarital sex
    • Terrorism (see the Ten Plagues)
    • Bioterrorism (again, see the 10 plagues)
    • Genocide
    <IRONY>
    This book definitely needs to be banned.
    </IRONY>
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  50. Liar Liar, Jacks on Fire! by T_ConX · · Score: 1

    He can write any law he wants, but if the state courts think it's unconstitutional, they'll shoot it down.

    It should be noted that Jack has a very strange view of the First Amendment...

    From a short spot Jack had on Nancy Grace:

    Thompson: Yes. The 1st Amendment, people who understand the 1st Amendment know does not protect the right of a company to sell an M-rated game to a child.

    Nancy Grace: Jack, Jack, I`ve...

    Thompson: Children don`t have a 1st Amendment... (EDITOR'S NOTE: What??? All citizens are covered by the First Amendment)

  51. Do Some Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Thompson may be lying -- or so says the office of Governor Jeb Bush. this article at Advanced Media details the whole story, and they have backup from sources: GamePolitics.com, here at Inquirer, and here at Joystiq. Someone is lying... could be Bush's people, could be Thompson.

  52. Punish the manufacturer? Are they mad? by SilverSand2021 · · Score: 1

    excerpt: "...or also on the establishment selling the game and/or the game's publisher."

      Are you fsck'ing kidding me? What control does the publisher have over the counter sale? And therefore, what responsibility do they carry for the "proper" distribution of the game?

      The publisher publishes the game. That's where their responsibility ends.
      The distributor distributes the game. Ditto.
      The reseller is the ONE responsible for maintaining control over the counter sales. End of story.

      Understandable, n'est ce pas? Why the hell can't our *lawmakers* get it, then?

      Making unrelated parties responsible for perceived violations [of *someone else's* _moral_ _code_, mind you,] is tantamount to a witch-hunt, and if allowed to flourish, will bring about the end of innovation and experimentation.

      Idiots.

      P.S. Another parallel to this is the attempt of NJ legislature to make gas station attendants liable for drunk drivers - if the 17-year-old kid working the pump sells gas to a drunk driver, and then the drunk kills someone, the kid is responsible... for up to 10 years in jail. Nice, huh? Thank God it's only an attempt [as of yet], and not an actual law.
      Same principle, though - let's screw over someone who has nothing to do with the offense... just because we can. {flips through dictionary} oh yeah, here it is - "Tyranny"!