Alan Cox Given Lifetime Achievement Award
sebFlyte writes "This year's LinuxWorld awards in London were given out last night, including a lifetime achievement award to sometime maintainer of the Linux kernel and general open-source evangelist Alan Cox. Awards voted for by the user community also went to Ubuntu, for best distro and IBM for best corporate contribution to open source. He also chose to poke fun at the gathered hordes of open source coders saying "I do like all the dot-orgs... They have everything you need in life except soap.""
Alan Cox: "I'm going to Disneyland!"
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
He certainly deserves it.
Woot! Congratulations! But the real recognition has yet to come.
There are 11 types of people. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who are sick of this lame joke.
usually lifetime achievement awards are given to people that have "faded" and are old and useless
is this some offensive hint to alan ?
anyway, as from my personal experience, he might seem really mean sometimes, but eventually it always turns out that he has good motives to do and say what he does do or say. and did i forget to mention that this dude knows how to code ?
i hope they aren't "carrying him out of the door with an applause", cause i think we still need him, even if he is under the hat of a big red evil company.
I'd tell you the chances of this story being a dupe, but you wouldn't like it.
:-)
"I do like all the dot-orgs... They have everything you need in life except soap"
what about slashdot-dot-org?
Note that I am just overly curious...
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.. is comedian Steve Nallon. The summary makes it look like it is either IBM or Alan Cox cracking the joke about the soap.
Alan was No.2 a couple of years ago, but now he is not much active (after his MBA). Actually I've not seen many posts from him on LKML.
How does an uber-geek get a "Lifetime Achievement Award", which implies having a life??
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Hey, I bathe every month whether I need it or not! The nerve of some people!
"As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." ~A. Einstein
shut your stupid mouth. your comment is completely inappropriate for this forum, not to mention unfunny.
Congrats Alan!
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What do you mean? Geeks are downloading them all the time!
Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
Weirdly enough, Alan actually has a life. And a wife! Both are fairly unusual (being Welsh and rather intellectual) so he's not entirely out of character, but in person he's obviously got good personal hygiene (a bit disheveled and ungroomed, but that's very different from dirty and smelly).
Linus doesn't stink either, and he's kind of "preppy" in appearance; I think he got a life around kernel 2.0 but I don't speak from personal knowledge.
I've heard that things were different once - EXTREMELY different according to legend - but Eric Raymond doesn't stink either. Neither does Bruce Perens. I've been in very close proximity to all four of these guys on various occasions, and I'm pretty fastidious!
Would somebody please clarify the final joke about dot-org's.
Well its not by lines of code, even though that will be linked to it.
Its not the clever hacks, and not the number of releases.
Its not the bug fix time, or the usenet posts, or the slashdot fame.
Its the lenth of the beard. Grow a beard like that, you'll get an award. It itches at first, but once its long enough to comb, its okay. If you want to get anywhere in the free software world, you need it. No-one takes a hacker seriously unless they have a bush under their chin. Linus himself would grow one if his wife would let him. If you aint a beard you're a suit.
omg so HILARIOUS
He also chose to poke fun at the gathered hordes of open source coders saying "I do like all the dot-orgs... They have everything you need in life except soap."
Alan Cox didn't say that. The comedian compere did.
They were telling him to retire and actually get (achieve) one? :)
congratulations, mr cox. i loved repo man. sid and nancy was good as well.
No, That would be Peter O'Toole...
The old-school FSF and BSD guys were famously reeking and unwashed, according to the legends. Supposedly most of them cleaned up in the 80s and 90s, with a few notable exceptions. A friend of mine swears that he had to throw away a couch because Richard Stallman slept on it for a single night!
This is where you get all the "dirty GNU hippies" slams, and supposedly (I wasn't there) this is why Bob Metcalfe hates RMS - because he had to sit next to him at a banquet for several hours.
Y'know, given the time period when both the FSF and BSD were born, it's not unlikely. Remember Ira Einhorn, the Yippies, and the Diggers (the 1960s Diggers, not the 1649 ones) were all reputed to never bathe. Some of them just didn't care, some of them believed that excruciatingly thorough hygiene weakens the body's defenses against disease (this turns out to be true; the polio epidemic at the turn of the century was essentially caused by improved hygiene). I was just a kid then, but I remember some seriously stinky flower children!
I've never met any stinky FOSS gurus, but I haven't met them all, either. I can testify that Alan Cox doesn't reek; he's got some wild-looking hair, but he's clean. Linus, ESR, Bruce Perens, Tridge, Patrick Volkerding - none of those guys are noticeably dirty.
Still, it's stupid to suppose that just because a person is a brilliant coder or technologist they will also have perfect social adaptation. So there will always be room for ad hominem attacks on the greatest minds of every era - and some of them may be well founded.
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So I hope they go ahead and 'fork' like they are threatening to do.
The ONLY reasons they got the Award, inspite of the FACT that it doesn't even come close to installing correctly on a moderately new machine is:
- all of the hype surrounding the 'distro'
- it has a 'niggro' sounding name attached to it :[
I will gladly loose all of life's battles.. in order to win the war..
Thumbs up for making Debian Sid into a viable product. Thumbs down for wedging the Debian platform. If they had done the same thing to Sarge instead, I think everyone would be cheering instead of bickering.
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Hi folks,
I was one of the judges on the awards last night. I have to say that it was a pretty interesting set of awards we had to give out - and I'm glad that Alan got reconised for the work he has done over the last more than a decade. It was good also to see some of the reacton from those receiving - Mark Shuttleworth was especially cool thanking Debian for the hard work which fueled the Ubuntu project.
Those who were there might have noticed I had them play some Runrig when Alan received his award (since they're one of the bands he likes).
Jon.
http://www.jonmasters.org/
Alan Cox deserves MULTIPLE lifetime achevement awards.
1. For being insturmental in getting linux to run on 68k Macintoshes.
( actually, this makes him closer to a saint, but I digress..)
2. For producing the first 64-bit port of linux.
3. For maintaining the 64-bit port of linux.
4. For being outspoken about the quality of the programming for the linux kernel. ( Ah ya, another sainthood type thing...)
5. For promoting and proveying software at levels of quality far above normal industry standards.
6. For contributing a large amount of time and energy to the development of the linux kernel.
So...basically, Alan Cox is a god. Id like to nominate him for a MacArthur Grant.
Killmofasta
well whoever said it... neither searched sorceforge - http://sourceforge.net/projects/nusoap/
Why oh why did you have to say that word?
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