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Yahoo Closes Chat Rooms to Anyone Under 18

Talaria writes "Yahoo has announced that they are closing all of their chat rooms to anyone under eighteen, following an agreement with New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer. Spitzer, who began investigating the Yahoo! chat situation earlier this year, said "We need to be vigilant to protect our children.""

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  1. Won't somebody think of the children? by Carthag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where are they going to chat now?

    1. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by femto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yahoo's shopping centre?

    2. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oviously these teens will just stop chatting, ensuring their safety.

      Also if you make using a condom a sinful act, teens will stop having sex.

      Haven't you figured it out yet? :P

    3. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well.. seeing as how a simple age restriction does nothing to prevent children under the ages required to smoke, drink or view porn, they'll be there, just now they will all be lying about their age.

      This seems like a political solution to a problem that would be better handled by actual parents moderating chat rooms and moderating their children...

      But then again that problem exists in society as a whole (see also: Video Games, Television etc.) so maybe the solution is not so easy.

    4. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by haydon4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where are they going to chat now?

      Oh, I don't know, how about face to face with people their own age where they can learn such things as manners, etiquette, constructive dialog, the fact that "teh" is not a word. Not to mention that one kid can't say something disrespectful, disparaging, or derogatory about another without immediately being smacked in the face like we used to do in the good ol' days.

    5. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by tyllwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because God knows that "younger girl running away from her parent's house with some older guy" was UTTERLY UNHEARD OF in all of human history before the Internet arrived.

    6. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by X-rated+Ouroboros · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny, when I heard that story about that one chick from MySpace my reaction was that the only reason this story was semi-national news was because it had a "The Internet" angle. Older weirdos killing teenage girls isn't something new that requires the interent.

      And as long as we're on the MySpace chick... she'd apparently met the guy several times in meatspace. It wasn't: "Hi! It's nice to meet you for the FIRST TIME! What are you going to do with those trash bags and rope? TEE HEE!" She had a chance to figure out that this guy wasn't quite right... the internet is no more at fault than any other place where people can get to know other people.

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    7. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by xero314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What? Parents actully have some clue of what their children are doing? Not here in the US (hopefully other countries are a little better than us).

      I have been saying this same thing for a long time. I only hope that some day I see a Slashdot article that reads "Parent Jailed for not knowing what their child is doing"

      The solution is "easy", even if it is a bit authoritarian. Mandatory sterilization.

    8. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by 3nd32 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, doesn't work that way. Remember, "violence never solved anything". Smack anyone and get suspended. It matters less and less whether you're at school. Oh, and your parents'll get sued.

    9. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Considering the number of people who molest their kids or have child molestors in their family that abuse their kids and the number of people who seem to look the other way when their underage children are screwing around with adults twice their age, I have to wonder why we don't take children away from all parents. I mean, sure there are some responsible parents just like there are responsible children on the internet, but you can't take that kind of risk. Should just take children out of the home as a preventative safety measure.

    10. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      C'mon everyone, read the (second) linked article:

      "Under the agreement, one of the nation's leading internet service providers, Yahoo!, has removed and barred the posting of user-created chat rooms with names that promoted sex between minors and adults"

      No, not all chatrooms... No, not all minors...

    11. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by fossa · · Score: 3, Funny

      How dare anyone be uncomfortable in social situations! The nerve!

    12. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh, I don't know, how about face to face with people their own age where they can learn such things as manners, etiquette, constructive dialog, the fact that "teh" is not a word.

      So if your kid hangs out with other kids, he will start saying "Please" and "Thank You", use the small fork for his salad and put the napkin on his lamp, plus have conversations about current events AND speak proper English with improved grammar?

      I agree that face to face interaction teachs them that actions have consequences, like getting popped in the mouth for talking trash, but they can also try out some stuff they saw on Jackass or Crank Yankers.

      The internet doesn't screw up kids, apothetic parents do.

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    13. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Considering the number of people who molest their kids or have child molestors in their family

      Note that this actually accounts for the majority of child molestors last I heard. Meaning, of course, that the parents are two of the most dangerous people in a child's life, and that's not even counting the absolutely limitless access they have to a child to fuck it up in other ways.

      Maybe if parents would actually do a good job raising kids they could trust, and who trusted them, they'd not need all these useless half-measures. It's important as parents to be vigilant, but ultimately you can't watch them 24/7, even if the law helps you think you can.

    14. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've pretty much hit the nail right on the head. The police agencies have created, with the media's help, an enormous amount of hysteria out of this. Yes, there's no doubt there's some real SOBs hanging out on chatrooms, some real sick guys. But, so far as I understand it, the vast majority of molestations come from close friends and family members.

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    15. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Remember, "violence never solved anything"."

      That's a value assumption on your behalf. Millions of years of biological evolution would say otherwise. Just because you are morally outraged at the fact that species such as humanity have used violence for millions of years to curb socially inadequate behaviour doesn't mean that violence doesn't serve a purpose.

      People seem to think that violence is completely negative, however it has served a purpose throughout history. To stick your fingers in your ears and scream at the immorality of violence, because your modern values demand peace, would be to deny the bloodbath of human history. Some examples of violence being used to "solve problems" include gaining the resources of others and most importantly to defend against loss of status and ones resources. These are important things in a social species such as humans. Am I saying that violence is the only way? No. But you'd be stupid to think that it never solved anything when history says otherwise.

    16. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if MTV wouldn't keep shaking preteen ass in my face I wouldn't be so tempted...

    17. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Unless you meant to say that parents should take an active part in their children's day-to-day activities, which I completely agree with.
      Are you suggesting that parents should sit with their kids for every minute of computer use? Because I don't see any other level of involvement that is going to be effective.
    18. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by stor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if MTV wouldn't keep shaking preteen ass in my face I wouldn't be so tempted...

      Hey buddy, I think you missed the "Post Anonymously" checkbox.

      Cheers
      Stor

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    19. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by NotBorg · · Score: 5, Funny

      [...] better handled by actual parents moderating chat rooms and moderating their children...

      Just the other day I gave my little Johnny a Troll (-1) for posting to a 25 year old woman from Texas. Not that I have anything against Texas, mind you, I just feel that Johnny could do better. She wasn't that hot.

      Only by taking an active roll in our kids's lives can this kind of treachery be stopped.

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    20. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      All chatrooms, all minors:

      http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?t ype=internetNews&storyID=2005-10-12T212130Z_01_HAR 253163_RTRIDST_0_OUKIN-UK-YAHOO-SPITZER.XML&archiv ed=False


      Chat rooms used by child predators will be shut down by Yahoo Inc. ...

        Yahoo agreed to develop education materials promoting the safe use of chat rooms, restrict Yahoo Chat to users 18 and older and remove the Teen category.

    21. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by nolife · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well.. seeing as how a simple age restriction does nothing to prevent children under the ages required to smoke, drink or view porn
      You are right..
      IMHO, this is not about 'protecting the children', it is about Yahoo protecting itself. In the end, the benefits of allowing children to use the chat room did not exceed the risk or liability. Some online services may not specifically restrict by age but they do require a credit card for verification and/or payment. Just tonight, I had to use my CC to allow my son to enable advanced online fucntions like friends lists and joining of clans in Socom3. Socom 1 & 2 did not have such a restriction. It is no cost but they still wanted a card number. Xbox live is the same. Even with the prepaid cards you buy in the store for an annual Xbox online subscription requires a valid CC to complete the signup.

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    22. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Macadamizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just like the fact that anyone who makes such an assertion seems to believe that THEY will surely be above the cut-off line for IQ...

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    23. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by rdoger6424 · · Score: 4, Funny

      16/F/NYC: OMG!!!!!1! PARENTZ R TEH SUX!!!111one!! LOL OMG WTF BRB JK JK LOLLERSKATES ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!
      40/M/NYC: UR RITE! ASL 17/M/NYC

      Why should chatrooms be moderated? I don't know.

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    24. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lesser involvement should still be very effective. You don't have to catch a child every time they do someting wrong, you just have to make punishment and reward appropriate to what you do observe, and observe often enough to catch the more severe abuses the child may do. I guarentee if the parent sets a policy of no trolling, no abusive language, etc, and spot checks for an hour after giving the kid a couple of weeks to develop any bad habits they may choose, any child that isn't sticking to the policy will either slip big time while they are watching, or the remarks other people make talking to that child will make it quite clear what's been going on. Discipline doesn't have to mean never using the net again either - The worst penalty my daughter was even warned about in advance in using chat involved having the machine locked away for a week, and she never even came close to earning one of those. I spent more time helping her install extra software and such than it took to spell out the actual restrictions, but what I spent on that was apparently enough.
              Plus, it's not just about discipline. How many parents bother to sit down with the kid and discuss how some people might be trying to pry private information out over chat, or watch for a half hour when they first start and point out examples of other chatters who might be 43 year old guys just pretending to be 15 year old girls? Teach the kids how to fight back against some of the perils out there first - it lets them know you care, AND it warns them anonimity isn't perfect, and there are some ways to trace them if they abuse the system.
              Course, my only child is a girl. Boys are probably a whole nother problem.

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    25. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well.. seeing as how a simple age restriction does nothing to prevent children under the ages required to smoke, drink or view porn, they'll be there, just now they will all be lying about their age.

      Indeed. I sure as hell wouldn't provide Yahoo with the information required to legally prove I'm an adult. Imagine if every web-site not trying to run afoul of these kinds of things demanded real, verifiable proof of identity and age (credit history, biometrics ....) Screw that!

      This seems like a political solution to a problem that would be better handled by actual parents moderating chat rooms and moderating their children...

      Well, kids can get access to the web all over the place, and IM is pretty ubiquitous. It's probably damned near impossible for parents to actually police what their children are doing with every computer they get near. Hell, they've had "boss keys" in games for years, I'm sure my nephew could out-fox my brother on the computer.

      Unfortunately, as I said, I really do worry about how such things will affect the rest of the netizens. Cause as soon as people figure out teens won't have any compunction about lying to Yahoo about their age, someone will start legislating ID requirements for everyone on line to prove age.

      And then we can start to get really paranoid about what's next, because every site will already have all of your information dutifully logged and tied to your activities.
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    26. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I solved this problem by installing VNC software on all the computers in the house, waiting until the kids enter a chatroom and engage in... dubious... behavior, and setting the wallpaper to be embarrassing chatlogs right as I walk by to ask them a question about how school was. One child literally threw the monitor off of the desk to keep me from seeing the wallpaper I set. I should have made a video.
      Another good one is to keep note of chat logs and start introducing quotes from them into normal conversation. They won't say anything just in case you don't know, but the look on their face is priceless.
      Needless to say, my kids have the shit scared out of them every time they're looking at something they shouldn't be. Ah, the joys of being a parent that can code in the internet age ;)

    27. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by GreyyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, this is a great idea. If they are sharp enough to set up their own Jabber or IRC server, then they are probably safe in chatting and aren't going to fall for a predator.

      Yeah- 'cause technical skills and understanding are directly related to social skills and understanding.

    28. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So instead of having a situation where perverts try to pick up kids, get caught and go to jail, we're going to have a situation where kids lie about their age logging on, and then when perverts get caught trying to pick them up, the perverts can say they believed the person they were chatting with was over 18 and it was all make-believe.

      Brilliant.

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    29. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by DariaM84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen to that. Yahoo! was my first introduction into chatrooms. I wonder if anyone under 18 will still be able to start IM chats when MSN and Yahoo! join forces? That would be stupid to block. -_-

    30. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This seems like a political solution...
      A "political solution" is really just smoke an mirrors for a politician so that they can get re-elected to office or elected to a new office. It lets our politicians have something to point at and say "see, I did this great thing while I was in this office, that is why you need to elect me to this new office".

      This Spitzer idiot will actually tell people that he "kept their children safe" and believe it or not, there will be tons of other idiots that will think it is true : (

      There are a lot of funny things like this in the USA. At 17, I was able to sign up for the US Marine Corps. At 18, I was allowed to enter the US Marine Coprs. I went in in 1991, during that whole Gulf War thingy. The funny thing to me (now at the age of 32) is that I was allowed by the US federal govt. to sign my life over to them to possible fight and die for my country at _only_ 18, yet I was not old enough to buy and drink a beer! I guess uncle Sam really knows what is best for us.

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    31. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're confusing policing with parenting. That's the problem.

    32. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Damer+Face · · Score: 4, Interesting

      > That's a value assumption on your behalf.

      One's appraisal of history is a series of value judgments of a series of value judgements. To believe otherwise is most definitely stupid.

      > Millions of years of biological evolution would say otherwise.
      > Just because you are morally outraged at the fact that species such as
      > humanity have used violence for millions of years to curb socially inadequate > behaviour doesn't mean that violence doesn't serve a purpose.

      Well we're trying to put some of that behind us now, you know, the throwing of shit and hanging from trees by our tails. In all seriousness, apes are largely better behaved than we are. They argue, they beat their chests, they don't usually start laying into each other. And they don't kill each other. They do have orgies though. Maybe that's the secret.

      In most species of animal, if any violence between competing males does occur, it is a recognised loss of status on someone's part that prevents further violence.

      > People seem to think that violence is completely negative, however it has
      > served a purpose throughout history.

      The violence of self-defence is arguably justified. I believe it is, others don't.

      Most violence committed throughout history has been in the name of king and country, for the empire, the fatherland, the glorious republic, so some power-hungry visionary fool can have more lives to play with. I don't readily see the justification in that.

      > To stick your fingers in your ears and scream at the immorality of violence,
      > because your modern values demand peace, would be to deny the bloodbath of
      > human history.

      Some of us are promoting the ideas of progress, evolution, civilisation: let's push things forward. Enough with your atavistic recourse to murder.

      > Some examples of violence being used to "solve problems" include gaining the
      > resources of others and most importantly to defend against loss of status

      I think there are laws against this sort of attitude and with good reason. And "most importantly [...] loss of status" ... ? The most breathtakingly ridiculous thing I've heard all week. Be advised that if you publicly prove me wrong, you'll have justified me smashing your face in with a brick.

      > and ones resources.

      That too is arguably justified, although less so than self-defence. I'm also going to advocate the slaughter of animals to serve my need for all sorts of delicious meat products, but I don't think I'd bother to try to justify it.

      > These are important things in a social species such as humans.

      Important to those who, like dogs, need to know their place in the order. And I'm guessing most us on slashdot would be somewhere near the bottom.

      > Am I saying that violence is the only way? No. But you'd be stupid to think
      > that it never solved anything when history says otherwise.

      See top.

    33. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by grammar+fascist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ro V Wade doesn't need to be overturned it needs to be expanded to include unfit parents. Impossible to pass though since most of Congress would face retro active abortion. Given some of the people successfully breeding one has to question whether Darwin was right.

      Oh, I know! Let's play Eugenics! It's a wonderful game - you invent a reality in which people like you are the best, and condemn every other group to dwindle to nothing based on your invented criteria of fitness.

      Freaking Nazi. Musings like yours fleshed out into action plans have caused some of the worst atrocities in history. It disturbs me to see so much of this on Slashdot. Is it just teen angst, or something more sinister?

      (By the way, I didn't lose because I brought up Hitler. Godwin won because you forced his hand.)

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    34. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by balloonhead · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Firstly - I am assuming you are american. Apologies if you are not.

      Before you go off about the nazis - what about the bloody US? How are they so different?

      From http://www.hnn.us/articles/1551.html

      Following are the remarks Mr. Platt made to the California senate judiciary committee, June 24, 2003, regarding senate resolution no. 20 - relative to eugenics.

      Since the spring 2002, state governments in Virginia, Oregon, and South Carolina, have published statements of apology to tens of thousands of patients, mostly poor women, who were sterilized against their will in state hospitals between the 1900s and 1960s. In March 2003, Governor Davis and Attorney General Lockyer added their regrets for the injustices committed in the name of "race betterment." Now, the California Senate is considering a resolution, authored by Senator Dede Alpert (D-San Diego), which "expresses profound regret over the state's past role in the eugenics movement" and "urges every citizen of the state to become familiar with the history of the eugenics movement, in the hope that a more educated and tolerant populace will reject any similar abhorrent pseudoscientific movement should it arise in the future."

      In 1924, the Immigration Act of 1924 was passed, with eugenicists for the first time playing a central role in the Congressional debate as expert advisers on the threat of "inferior stock" from Eastern and Southern Europe. [2] This reduced the number of immigrants from abroad to fifteen percent from previous years, to control the number of "unfit" individuals entering the country. The new Act strengthened existing laws prohibiting race mixing in an attempt to maintain the gene pool. Eugenic considerations also lay behind the adoption of incest laws in much of the USA and were used to justify many anti-miscegenation laws.

      Or from wikipedia at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics:

      Some states sterilized "imbeciles" for much of the 20th century. The US Supreme Court ruled in the 1927 Buck v. Bell case that the state of Virginia could sterilize those they thought unfit. The most significant era of eugenic sterilization was between 1907 and 1963 when over 64,000 individuals were forcibly sterilized under eugenic legislation in the United States. A favorable report on the results of the sterilizations in California, by far the most sterilizing state, was published in book form by the biologist Paul Popenoe and was widely cited by the Nazi government as evidence that wide-reaching sterilization programs were feasible and humane. When Nazi administrators went on trial for war crimes in Nuremberg after World War II they justified the mass-sterilizations (over 450,000 in less than a decade) by citing the United States as their inspiration.(emphasis mine)

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    35. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Are you suggesting that parents should sit with their kids for every minute of computer use? Because I don't see any other level of involvement that is going to be effective.

      Don't be silly. I know everyone goes gaga and turns their brain off when someone mentions children and "online-predators" but this does not change the facts that:

      • Atleast 95% of the abused children are abused by someone they know well, the "don't talk to strangers" thing doesn't really make much sense.

      • Even just talking openly with your children so they know they can talk to you if something bothers them or they have questions is a great help.

      • Fears are not equal to risk. In actual fact your child is something like 1000 times more likely being killed by a car-accident as being in any way abused by a "stranger on the internet"
      • That said, there *are* simple rules that children should follow. Bring an adult along the first time you meet someone from the Internet is one of those rules.
      • Seeing a naked breast is not going to harm anyone not already terminally harmed by religios bullshit. Most children see their first naked breast at age 2 minutes, here in Europe most of them continue seeing naked breasts regularily trough their entire lives I don't know what's so damaging about it.
      • How come "adult material" in US-speak seem to mean "anything remotely related to sex", while chainsaw-massacre III is seemingly a non-issue? (witness the .xxx TLD bruhaha)

      By the way, I say this as the father of a small child, so don't think for even a microsecond that I don't care about the wellbeing of children. I just don't care for wrongheded paranoia, that's all. There's no reason you need to sit with your child at the computer the entire time. You should however, in my opinion have an idea what the child is doing and sometimes discuss it with the child.

    36. Re:Won't somebody think of the children? by saintp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So.... are you saying that, because the U.S. once pursued a campaign of forced sterilization, Americans aren't allowed to criticize the idea? Or was that just a big fucking red herring that had absolutely nothing to do with the parent's post?

  2. There goes by DustyShadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    90% of their traffic...

    1. Re:There goes by bombadillo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Parent poster is right. There goes a lot of there business. If parents are truly worried they should put their childs computer in the living room. Our society seems eager to blame businesses and schools instead of the lack of parenting.

    2. Re:There goes by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, 90% of their traffic will just have several consecutive birthdays and then update their Yahoo profile. Methinks Yahoo! will be getting a lot of 18 year olds very soon ;^)

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    3. Re:There goes by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But atleast now when you're watching underaged girls strip on webcam you have plausable deniability. Yahoo said you had to be 18 to join the chats, how were you supposed to know?

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    4. Re:There goes by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah, the parent poster is applying the "raising children is not as easy as squirting them out and this is so hard so I blame everyone else for the crap my child does and gets into rather than accepting that I'm ultimately the one liable for how they behave, the choices they make and the punishments they are given" justification.

      If you don't think your child has enough common sense to avoid meeting random internet strangers (come on, you get the "don't talk to strangers" lecture when you're old enough to walk) and you don't feel you can properly parent your children to the point that you aren't worried about them making such ridiculous choices, then simply don't allow your child to have internet access.

      Seriously, what the hell is up with parents these days? "It's so hard to keep my child from watching bad stuff on television" -- don't let them watch television. "My child runs up a huge cell phone bill that I have to pay" -- don't buy your kid a cellphone. "My child can't be trusted not to get drunk and drive their car wrecklessly" -- don't allow your kids to drive.

      I mean... come ON... People have been raising children for eons with every-changing technology and societal structures. There's nothing special that makes the current generation of parents' job so fucking impossible above and beyond every other generation in the history of humanity. This just illustrates the biological problem of nature making people want to marry and reproduce based on the symmetrical qualities of the face, size of tits and width of child-bearing hips rather than common sense and intellect.

    5. Re:There goes by cowscows · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Look, just because someone will admit that raising a kid isn't the easiest thing in the world, and that they don't mind a little help doesn't make them a huge whiner hell bent on making themselves look like some special victim of circumstance.

      Your answer, don't let them have internet access, is not much of a solution either. I think that parent can make a pretty good argument that technology/computers/internet are all going to be substantial factors in their children's lives, and exposing them to the technology has a lot of potential benefits. Of course there are also potential downsides, but here's a parent that's trying to navigate through these, and is grateful for any help they can get.

      And I don't know where the rest of your argument came from. The parent poster said nothing about cellphone bills or drunk driving, you're just ranting to try and make your points seem more valid I guess. You're right that people have been raising children for eons. So what? Through those eons, I have no doubt that there were plenty of dumb or naive kids that made lots of stupid choices and had to face unpleasant consequences. I don't think the past offers us any easy solutions that we're just conveniently ignoring. People lived for eons without electricity too, I don't see what make the current generation so special that they deserve to have electric lights and refridgeration.

      Locking children into boxes and not giving them any privileges or responsibilities is not a good way to prepare them for the real world. So your solution doesn't work. Letting a kid run free throughout the world usually isn't very successful either. You've obviously observed that. Maybe the correct solution is somewhere in the middle, where a parent tries to balance freedom and limits to allow their children to grow in a safer manner. That seems like a pretty tough task, and I don't think it's a bad thing for parents to appreciate support and help from the community.

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  3. Yeah right by scenestar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And how are they going to verify age?

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  4. Whew! The perfect solution! by rbanzai · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good thing there's no way around this system. It's not like anyone could lie about their age on the internet.

    Way to go Yahoo/Spitzer!

  5. And so that stops us how? by yamamushi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I seriously doubt they are going to effectively stop anyone under 18 from using their chatrooms. It's just a minor change to your DOB and wha-la, your in.

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    1. Re:And so that stops us how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's voilà. You sound like a fucking moron when you say "wha-la".

    2. Re:And so that stops us how? by clem · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can we at least omit the accented 'a'? Or do we have to learn Unicode to meet Slashdot's strict level of posting standards?

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    3. Re:And so that stops us how? by cjHopman · · Score: 3, Funny
      plus the using of "should of" when it should of been "should have"

      irony.

  6. Ban Phones by codepunk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well hell people could talk to each other on there, they had better ban phones also.

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  7. This will help a lot by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because, you know, there are no other chat rooms anywhere else on the Internet.

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  8. In other news. . . by Talondel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    New York officials also annouced plans to close public parks to anyone under 18. They made this decision after realizing that child predators know that children like to play unsupervised in parks. When asked about this decision, officals replied "We need to be vigilant to protect our children."

    1. Re:In other news. . . by JimBobJoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      New York officials also annouced plans to close public parks to anyone under 18.

      Clearly you didn't catch fark a few days ago, as something similar occurred.

      Woman Ticketed For Sitting On Park Bench With No Kids

      "New York, NY -- It's an only in New York story. A woman was given a ticket for sitting on a park bench because she doesn't have children.

      The Rivington Playground on Manhattan's East Side has a small sign at the entrance that says adults are prohibited unless they are accompanied by a child....The city parks department said the rule is designed to keep pedophiles out of city parks, but a parks spokesman told the Daily News that the department hoped police would use some common sense when enforcing the rule"

  9. Fragging children. by SB5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously. Why is it the government's job to protect the children? Thats a parental responsibility. What next, ban AOL IM under the age of 18? It is IMPOSSIBLE to enforce such an age limit. If you protect them from every single thing that can hurt them, when they grow up they will have no defenses to deal with any situation.

    Sadly. I also agree with Yahoo's decision here. Although now the defense of... "Yahoo doesn't allow underage people from chatting, so I thought he/she was at least 18!

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    1. Re:Fragging children. by stfvon007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lets just put each child in a room with padded walls, no windows and a TV tuned to Seseme Street 24 hours a day. They will be provided with KidChow(TM) and Water. When they reach 18 they will be released into the wild safely having grown up without anything evil affecting them.

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    2. Re:Fragging children. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lets just put each child in a room with padded walls, no windows and a TV tuned to Seseme Street 24 hours a day. They will be provided with KidChow(TM) and Water.

      Dad, is that you?

  10. Genders next... by TexTex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty soon they'll close their chat rooms to men who pretend to be women online... That should cut back on traffic as well.

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  11. I wonder by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems like every censorship law these days is being made "for the children." I wonder where this idea comes from, since we've started lapping it up like ice cream. Is there any historical precedence in the US or other countries where the government is so obsessed with "the children" being exposed to anything that might be considered harmful or innapropriate? I'm just wondering. I was a child of the late 80s and early 90s and wasn't so politically involved then, but don't really remember it being such a craze to shelter all the kids.

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    1. Re:I wonder by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The advances in communication have sadly made it easier and easier for predators to engage in criminal activity.

      Please provide evidence that this is so. I don't mean nattering about MTV and video games; I mean actual hard evidence that children are more likely now to be molested, abducted, abused, etc. than in the pre-cell-phone, pre-internet era.

      I doubt you can. And I doubt anyone else can either.

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  12. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For once, a potential threat to children is solved by kicking the kids out of the room, instead of limiting adult speech.

    Verification issues aside, I think it's high time we adopted the "but your kids don't belong here" approach to more shit, and not just the fucking internet.

  13. Title and Summary are *GROSSLY* MISLEADING by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Informative

    The first link to aunty-spam.com is very misleading. The link to the AG's site is the proverbial "horse's mouth." Here is what really happened: Mr. Spitzer & Yahoo have reached an agreement where Yahoo will close down all chatrooms that promote sexual relations between minors and adults. So in other words, if there was a chat room called "pre-teen hook-ups with older men 50+" or whatever, Yahoo will shut it down.

    Again, minors are still allowed on Yahoo. However, Yahoo is clamping down on certain chatrooms that do not have honorable intentions.

    1. Re:Title and Summary are *GROSSLY* MISLEADING by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      According to this Reuters link:

      "Because of this agreement, Yahoo chat rooms are a safer place today," said Jon Bruning, Nebraska's attorney general, in a statement.

      Yahoo agreed to develop education materials promoting the safe use of chat rooms, restrict Yahoo Chat to users 18 and older and remove the Teen category.

      If they got it wrong, then Reuters got it wrong too.

  14. Re:So basically.. by pymike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "I swear the EULA said she was 18 officer."

  15. Various Responses by efuseekay · · Score: 4, Funny


    (a) Eliot Spitze : Heh Heh Heh. Man, I look like a hero, even though I don't give a damn to those kids who parents should know better.

    (b) New York State Parents : Rah rah rah! Our children are safe from sexual predators!

    (c) Yahoo! : Heh Heh Heh. As though as we can even try to stop childen from U18 from getting in.

    (d) Under 18 Kids: Doh, everyone know you have to pretend to be over 18 to hit on anybody anyway.

    (e) Over 18 Perverts : Doh, now I have to *really* try to believe those U18 kids online are simply pretending to be Over 18.

    (f) Everyone else : Groan.

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  16. Who is this protecting? by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been in the Yahoo chat rooms. I needed protection from those that were claiming to be under 18, not the other way around.

  17. Yep here we go again by Allnighterking · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry but this is like using the new "Internet Explorer Enhanced Security Feature" If it's broken disable it! What's next, do we box up our kids, feed them through a slot and not let them out until they are 18? IMHO The Neo-Con(artist) mentality of "You have nothing but fear" (VS You have nothing to fear but fear itself) has reached a new low with this one.

    I apologize for being a bit too political here but I'm growing increasingly tired of this Liberal psuedo Religious Republican fear mongering that has gripped America. These preditors exist because they know the following.

    1. Mommy and Daddy are too busy going to Politcal Fund Raisors, Drinking beer on the back porch or attending bible thump sessions to attend to their children.

    2. The state has told the parents over and over. Shut up we are better at children than you are. Screw, give birth and turn them over to us, and the state hasn't a clue how to protect them.

    3. If parents do get involved in monitoring their children and caring for them and the state finds out. BIG trouble. (You slapped your childs hand and made it cry!..... Child abuse charges will follow.)

    4. The more laws and "protections" the state envokes the easier it becomes to get around the sytem.

    5. If you have enough money and donate wisely, you can do as you will.

    Now this carp. Wow. Now we are fully admitting to our children that we as adults aren't capable of doing anything to protect them or guide them. No wonder so few of them trust us. On this thought I'll remind so many of you what happened in Romania. The goverment forced it's people to give up child care to the state. Now, most of those children are HIV positive and or dead. Get on the Clue train America, We won't protect our children by hiding the world from them, The only way to protect them is to show them the full extent of the danger then give them the tools and the knowledge on how to deal with it.

    My 3 year old a while back was approached by a gentlemen as I watched. The gentlemen (an arthritic grandfather type, I sensed no danger but watched) started to speak to him and he said "Do I know you?" The gentlemen replied "No" and my son said. "Then I can't talk to you till you talk to my daddy first." (btw he got a big hug and a small candy for his actions) The words where his, but the idea of not talking to strangers unless mommy or daddy ok it was a tool I gave him to deal with the world.

    People, Tell the government to go abuse itself. You are not dumb and incompitent like they keep telling you, that you are. You are capable of making decisions and dealing with your children. Despite the fact that you voted for these parisites on the teats of the political whore.

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    1. Re:Yep here we go again by hritcu · · Score: 3, Informative

      On this thought I'll remind so many of you what happened in Romania. The goverment forced it's people to give up child care to the state. Now, most of those children are HIV positive and or dead.

      Sorry, but you have your fact very very wrong. First, most of the "institutionalized" children are 18+ years now, and there is little anybody can do to help them without their consent. Faith was very unfair with them and very few of them managed to get a normal life. However seems that the leaders have learned from their previous mistakes, and abandoned children are now either addopted or given to families for care, together with a monthly sum of money.

      However this has nothing to do with yet another problem: that of children with AIDS or HIV positive. They usually have families that are caring for them (until their situation becomes very bad, at least). Their problem is usualy caused by the prejudice of the other people. It is hard for them to study in public schools because the parents of the other children will react.

      There is almost no relation between the two problems, and I don't see how this could be given as an example of a goverment that forced it's people to give up child care to the state. Maybe you could explain more. (Yes, I was born in Romania)

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  18. Yes, communism. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I spent my childhood on the eastern block, in a country to remain nameless (near the black sea , that should narrow it down) and every child's parent was responsible for their own... and you know what? VERY FEW if ANY of the kids I knew, and I grew up in the equivalent of "the hood" and ran the equivalent of a "gang" (small one at that, about 8 or 10 members) and played in soccer clubs and came home late at night...

    Difference being, my father taught me to fight, my mother to avoid problems such as getting in cars with strangers... thus, when I left my home, dad knew other kids would come to complain that I beat the fuck out of them (yep, and I was the little guy) and mom knew that he wouldn't "rightfully punish me" (he'd ask, "why, so he can learn that defending himself is wrong?")

    Sadly in the fine USA, justice is a forgotten term, and "consequences" are only monetary... many a time a good punch in the face would teach far more than a lawsuit. Many people who are OH so biblical forgot the old adage about sparing the rod.... Parents are sparing EVERYTHING from their kids, starting with the proverbial rod and ending with the very real absence of involvement of any kind.

    Fuck the system, when I decide to have kids, they will be raised right... it worked for me, worked for my brother, worked for my father who weathered several wars in the military and only ended up getting hurt being run over by a drunk driver (yeah, go fucking figure, eh?) It also worked for several dozen of my former friends from childhood, all of whom grew up, grew up well, and are extremely self reliant... not something very common in the USA where everyone expects to get approval from the system before moving on. Fuck it all. Live life like its yours, because it is. Too many want to have it lived for them... and Bush, Cheney, Gates, the supreme court and company will be glad to do it for you, since you pay them every time they make a decision for you.

    I say, fuckem all... I'll live my life the way I want to, I will abide by the honor code **I** impose upon myself, and when someone trespasses against me, without it being a mistake... well, I defend myself and I don't need a gun to break their arm in three different places if that is what it comes down to :)

    ~D

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  19. Sorry dude, summary is essentially correct. by xigxag · · Score: 4, Informative

    See here: http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/chat/chat-15.html

    "Why did Yahoo! remove the ability for users under 18 to access Yahoo! Chat and remove the "Teen" category in Yahoo! Chat? We are removing the Teen category and making Yahoo! Chat available to users 18 or older in order to improve the user experience and compliance with our Terms of Service."

    My reading of this is that Yahoo! accounts set up by minors will not (at this time) be able to access Yahoo! Chat at all. Keep in mind that Yahoo! has a great many more properties than their Chat so minors will still have access to other areas. However, a minor can still use their parent's account (which seems to be allowed according to the rules) or conceivably lie about their age (which would certainly constitute a breach of contract). Either might absolve Yahoo! of liability, which is certainly all they're concerned about.

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  20. Re:Foolproof adult test? by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about:

    Which income tax form did you file last year?

    (a) 1040
    (b) 1040EZ
    (c) 1040A
    (d) Cowboy Neal

  21. Microsoft's MSN IM day by stuttering+stan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's an earlier report about Yahoo and MSN merges IMs
    And here's a story about a nobody talking smack about Linux IM clients.

    Both topics are chock full of MSN IM astro-turfing goodness. Check it out. Looks like the start of a marketing campaign for MSN Messenger 7.

  22. aw crap.... by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    aw crap, now they are all going to flood in to IRC asking "ASL? ASL? ASL?"

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  23. A Parent's Perspective by acvh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Recently the head of the local police force's "cybercrime" task force spoke to parents at my son's high school. He shared with us some transcripts of older guys hitting on young girls, and it was very illuminating. The first thing to be aware of is that these "perverts" out there are very good at seduction - not necessarily sexual - and are very convincing at sounding like teenage boys. In addition, he went through a demonstration of how, armed with nothing but the girl's first name and a hobby, he was able to get her full name (google name and cheerleading squad), her address, her father's profession, a picture of her house, and a picture of her. So, a girl chatting with a guy, who can say he's in her hometown, knows her father's dentist office and goes to the same football games, decides to meet this boy down the street at the strip mall. Scary stuff.

    Chatting is a way of life for kids these days. That may not be good, personally we restrict our son's activities in this regard, but many parents just see it as an alternative to hanging out at the mall. Surely a kid is safer at home, right?

    Blaming parents, especially when you aren't one, for not being aware of all this, is an easy out, but not a productive one. The providers of chat rooms DO share a responsibility for safety. Yes, age restrictions can be bypassed, but it will help. Not all kids are liars. And, for good or ill, Spitzer is very good at increasing awareness of wrongdoing, in many areas. That increased awareness will also help.

    It's sad to see those who profess to be freedom loving libertarians here get upset over chat room restrictions, and in the same paragraph advocate sterilization or "parent ability tests".

  24. Re:i want to ask it again by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First and most important: Who mandates it? Nobody has authority over the interwebbernet.
    That said, what defines adult content?
        What about a national geographic-style site that would include topless women from some tribe in africa?
        What about a site selling underwear? For example, you can see bush on this amazon ad: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 7XLONC/ref=pd_sbs_a_4/102-1256598-6028138?_encodin g=UTF8&v=glance
        What about webcam sites where people are free to be as nude or not-nude as they like?
        What about informative sites teaching kids about their own body? (clitical, jackinworld, etc)
        What about non comercial personal pages that include nudes (Be they self nudes, or "my wild vacation pictures", or whatever).

    The gray area is huge. But again, more importantly, who can mandate such a requirement? Why would someone want to host their site in a banned by many .xxx tld when they can get more profit from a .com? Because of potential us law you propose? Only people that care about silly US laws are silly US citizens.

    The better proposal is a .kids tld (or better yet, an entire arin assignment or VPN you could limit your kids inside), which anybody could set up and be responsible for. If you could get a few big isps behind it, you'd have a large enough base that the big names (Disney, Nick, etc) would want access to host their sites inside your system, and the only stuff inside would be safe.

    Even if you could block a .xxx, you'll never block the millions of nude pictures already out there lurking in peoples personal sites, forgotten dir indexes, and whatever else.

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  25. Re:Slashdot Title != Actual Story by Talaria · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whoa..hey! What part of ""Yahoo is taking further steps to enhance user safety by restricting Yahoo Chat to users 18 and older and removing the Teen category," said (Yahoo spokesperson) Ms. Osako" is unclear??

  26. Read the fine print - Yahoo! confirmed it. by Talaria · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Yahoo is taking further steps to enhance user safety by restricting Yahoo Chat to users 18 and older and removing the Teen category," said a Yahoo spokesperson.

  27. Re:So what? by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do they plan on verifying age? A little checkbox saying "I am at least 18 years old"?

    Of course not. They're going to require the user to enter their date of birth. Everyone knows that American schoolchildren won't be able to figure out the math. :o)

  28. Yes! by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Insightful
    My regime would do that! Also bring back impaling, dueling code (hand to hand weapons only) and ban all current organized religion in favor of the mandatory state sponsored one, which would involve Smurfs. We'd also require samurai honor code for public officials and corporate upper management. Mismanage a natural disaster or steal the pensions of tens of thousands of people and my regime would allow you to honorably disembowl yourself or be impaled.

    I'll be quite liberal with the cabinet positions for early supporters, if you know what I mean...

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