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Windows Vista Leaks ... Again!

10101001011 writes "The latest build of Windows Vista (5231) has been leaked to the public, again. This latest build includes some major revamping of Windows Media Player, including a smart interface. Also, IE 7 now sports tabs a la Firefox, under the address bar. Are these leaks accidental, or is Microsoft actually trying to pull a 360?"

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  1. Subverting the release of Ubuntu 5.10? by 3dWarlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find it interesting that it is "leaked" the same day as Ubuntu "Breezy Badger" 5.10. Is MS trying to subvert its toughest FOSS competitor?

    1. Re:Subverting the release of Ubuntu 5.10? by strider44 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh my god, you mean that a site run by the Open Source Technology Group brings to the front page a story about the release of a major open source Linux distribution quicker than three leaked screenshots of an alpha that look exactly the same as what we've already seen? Bloody hell this is a catastrophe!

  2. Oh wait...! by jkrise · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any idea which of the several versions leaked?

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    1. Re:Oh wait...! by rubberbando · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any idea which of the several versions leaked?

      That would be Windows Vista: Leaky Edition.

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    2. Re:Oh wait...! by rubberbando · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they should call Lowes or Home Depot, I am sure one of them could sell them some caulk to fix their leaky windows.

      You know, you might be onto something there.

        Caulk sounds like a great name for Microsoft's new security software.

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  3. Thats for the tabloids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That looks like a hollywood starlet out to gain some cheap publicity by leaking news of her latest breast enhancement

    1. Re:Thats for the tabloids by Universal+Indicator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or possibly her breast enhancement is leaking, we're not sure :-)

  4. Vista with new Sieve Security Technology by squoozer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes you heard it here first folks. Continuing the proud tradition of security first we at Microsoft have implimented new Sieve Security Technology (tm) throughout our systems. Now, as well as producing the most bug ridden insecure operating system around, we can't even keep hold of the software before it is written.

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    1. Re:Vista with new Sieve Security Technology by tehshen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some day, all software will be distributed through either leaks or invites, then one day someone will try to be special and different by actually releasing it on time, then everyone will try to do that again, and it will be a horrible vicious cycle

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    2. Re:Vista with new Sieve Security Technology by mysqlrocks · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...we can't even keep hold of the software before it is written.

      Wow, that's pretty talented. Releasing code before you've written it. I wish I could do that. Surely you mean released not written?

  5. Ooops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ooops, I did it again. Steve Balmer.

  6. Of course it leaked by riflemann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that mean it's full of holes?

    *rimshot*

  7. Did I miss something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    So, the screenshots feature:

    * WMP with "not a usability nightmare" theme applied
    * A volume meter
    * Stuff we've seen in previous betas

    Wow! This leak has convinced me, I'm upgrading!

  8. MS Security by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps they will rely upon their usual method of security ..... "damn, it just crashed my machine."

  9. For a moment I thought... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...it was the Windows source code that leaked...Again!

    Turns out it's just screenshots of some guy's desktop with a fancy wallpaper.

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  10. So, Mr Anderson. by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 5, Funny

    What good is a leak. If nobody wants it?

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  11. Leak by parasonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    More importantly, does the keygen come with cool music?

  12. Accidental? by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a company that big nothing happens by mistake or as an accident.
    Everything is to be planned and carefully prepared (maybe also bugs!) accordingly to precise roadmaps.
    For example, they need to show Vista is not vapourware, while not really being able (or willing) to release a beta or a RC. So the leak!
    It seems strange this can be true, but otherwise such a "distract and lazy" company should have sinked long time ago!

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  13. Re:Nothing to see here by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, Vista has a new UI... but you should not forget about the backend things that have been done... two of my favorites are the new networking stack and the audio stack being brought into user land... what does that mean? Application level audio control! You will be able to raise the volume for the movie you are watching (that was no doubt ripped from a DVD and has low volume) and not go deaf when someone IM's you.

    Wow, so they did something about safety after all! Amazing!

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  14. Seeds... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Funny
    Something tells me this will be one torrent that will be lacking seeders...

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  15. Re:Clippy? by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What does it mean when MS creates a "smart" interface?"

    Roughly translated it means... "Virus runtime included!"

  16. Re:interesting... by prefect42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "that same inertia will probably carry you forward." Can I hang that on my wall?

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  17. Re:WMP11 by erroneous · · Score: 3, Funny

    The complaint is that a word that originally meant "with hope" is instead being used as a substitute for "I hope".

    There becomes a confusion when I write:
    "Hopefully, he left on Tuesday"

    Do I mean that I hope he left on Tuesday, or that he had hope when he left on Tuesday? It should mean the latter but in common use it's starting to instead mean the former.

    I wouldn't worry about it too much as languages have always been fluid and the relatively new usage isn't entirely unintuitive except in very rare circumstances like the one I outline above.

    Hopefully, you understand what I mean.

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  18. Re:interesting... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually my grad program is in Divinity (theology). I just don't have the time to make the switch over to Linux yet. But I will probably this summer.

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  19. Re:I'd Like To Weigh In On this... by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 5, Funny

    "How many of your relatives know what Linux is? How many of them know what Windows is?" You have to remember to whom you're speaking to. This is Slashdot. Half these dorks probably come over to their relatives for Thanksgiving dinner in penguin costumes handing out free OSS CDs.

  20. Re:WMP11 by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously. I'm so damn tired of developers adding features to software. If I wanted my computer to do things for me... wait, I forgot my point.

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  21. Vista Porn Edition? by overpayd · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the leaks aren't accidental, then why is one of the MSN messenger users displayed in the screenshots as "Ryan | Topside Porn..."

    Is M$ getting into the porn business as well? Maybe a Windows Vista Porn Edition is in the works, and Ryan is on the dev team? It could have features like the 'boss button,' racy desktop themes, and it could arrive in your mailbox in a non-descript paper bag....

    On the neowin.net message board, Raum says:I jsut thought I should mention this.the guy in the IM on some of the shots who's name is topside pornstar or whatnot.That's a grind in rollerblading. Just some trivia.

    I think my explanation is more realistic - everybody knows that only Google developers get to rollerblade.

  22. Re:Clippy? by mudbogger · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it means that the same purple "visualization" that everybody has adored for so many years is back again to provide us with musical experiences enhanced beyond our wildess dreams.

    It is right there, featured centrally in screen shot 1; be happy.

  23. Re:interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you go to hogwarts????

  24. Re:Clippy? by farzadb82 · · Score: 5, Funny
    What does it mean when MS creates a "smart" interface?

    It means the interface *knows* more than you and therefore will never allow you to do what you want it to - even if its correct.

  25. Re:Clippy? by cyclomedia · · Score: 5, Funny

    "smart" meaning that it decides for you what it wants you to want to do and throws up three confirm boxes if you want to do what you actually want to do, finally blue screening after you clicked ok in all three.

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  26. Pulling a 360? by payndz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin - 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!"

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  27. Marketing Copy by Armour+Hotdog · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows Vista(tm), the only operating system that fully leverages Microsoft's patented VRE* technology!

    * Virus Runtime Engine

  28. Re:Clippy? by tbone1 · · Score: 3, Funny
    What does it mean when MS creates a "smart" interface?

    They put a wrapper over iTunes?

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  29. I call shenannigans! by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Funny

    In one of the screenshots it clearly shows that the guy only has 2 gigs of RAM. Isn't Vista supposed to require 2TB of Carbon-Nanotube RAM and a Quantum processor?

    Clearly these are fakes.

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  30. Re:Clippy? by Mixel · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's RED screening, you insensitive clod!