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  1. Emergency stop - never use! on Students Calculate What Hyperspace Travel Would Actually Look Like · · Score: 2, Funny

    After reaching ludicrous speed, everything turns to plaid.

  2. Watch out for meltdowns on Navy Planning To Build Laser Cannon In Four Years · · Score: 1

    Didn't anyone ever tell you to make sure your optics are clean?

  3. Re:The Shitty Beatles rise again. on Volkswagen Creates Sewage-Powered Beetle · · Score: 1

    LOL that was the first thing I thought of too :-)

  4. Re:versus USB on Stanford's Quantum Hologram Sets Storage Record · · Score: 1

    My density has popped me to you!

  5. This was already done. on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 1

    This was already done in 2001 (the year, not the movie): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZGIrNf71Q

  6. Re:no love for da usenet? on Music Piracy Documentary Released As Torrent · · Score: 1

    Let it go, will ya? The "do not talk about usenet" trolls are about as bad as the "macs are gay" trolls. And here I am trolling about trolls.

  7. La Fonera Routers on Time Warner Customers Get Free Wi-Fi Hotspots · · Score: 3, Interesting

    La Fonera routers are great: They sent me mine for free, and then I reflashed it with DD-WRT. It's a real piece of crap, but I can't complain about getting a free router :-)

  8. whopping on AMD 4x4 Quad Father, Quad Core CPU Details Emerge · · Score: 1

    I would love to, just ONCE, see some sort of technical review that doesn't use the word WHOPPING somewhere. This word is annoying as all hell and out of control!

  9. Re:Well on Students Protest Turnitin.com · · Score: 1

    I can see those students having a problem with that, after all it is your work and you don't really want others to keep hold of it while checking. It's like turning up to an airport, handing your mobile over for them to check it wasn't dangerous, and then them handing it back to you after copying your phone book and all of your messages off of it. The company should check it against the database, and then get rid of it, their database shouldn't be automatically updating with every paper that goes through it because eventually it will start catching out genuine work purely due to the amount of data that is being processed through it.

    I think the problem here is that the company is permenantly keeping it, and I'd be pretty smarted about that as well, but then on the flip side of the coin for the company and the school, the more copies they have, the more likely (in their view) it is that they will catch those who for example, are using their older brothers essays to go through or using work taken from old pupils. It's a tough situation to gauge, but the students have a strong point on the IP there. That being said, why not just add Wikipedia to the database and catch 99.9% of students, heh. Juding from teachers I know, Wikipedia is the bane of their existance when it comes to schoolwork.

  10. Robocops on Robocabs Coming to Europe · · Score: 1

    Glancing over it quickly, I thought it said robocops! I could just imagine them catching computer viruses and creating deadly "bot-nets" heh

  11. Re:How about Josef Mengele on Scientists Biographies for 5th and 6th Graders? · · Score: 1

    Plus he was the Monarch to the Kingdom of the Dead.

  12. Re:I've worked the squad on What Do Geek Squad Technicians Actually Do? · · Score: 1

    About five years ago I worked for Best Buy as a computer tech (before the whole Geek Squad moniker) and I experienced the exact same thing you did. In several cases, I would have been able to fix a problem with the computer right then and there, but because of the type of problem it was, I was always told not to fix it because they would instead have to send the computer out. I quit after two days for pretty much the same reasons you said.

  13. We don't care on Has My Cell Number Been Cloned? · · Score: 1

    "We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company."

  14. Partitioning on Boot Camp Flaw Leaves Some Users Fuming · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just got my Intel iMac yesterday, and I installed Boot Camp and Windows on it. I am willing to be that what happened was these users didn't know what they were doing. When you use Boot Camp to install XP, Windows exposes the entire partition table when you are installing, which includes a couple of small system partitions. Chances are these users didn't understand that those partitions were necessary and they deleted them while they were installing Windows. It's not Windows' fault, it's ID10T error.

  15. Re:Allah Ackbar! on Netflix Throttling Heavy Renters · · Score: 1

    Damn, a few more words and you would have had a decent limerick going...

  16. subject on Netflix Throttling Heavy Renters · · Score: 1

    I always wondered when they were going to start doing this. Luckily, they're not the only game in town. Though I would probably feel dirty renting movies through them.

  17. Re:To invoke Office Space on Diebold CEO Resigns Under Cloud · · Score: 1

    Maybe I misread that. Were you implying that you hope you get pounded in the ass?

  18. Re:What about those of us on Usenet? on Nielsen Adapting To Modern TV-Watching · · Score: 1

    It's driving me nuts!!

  19. Lego on Mega Bloks Wins Supreme Court Battle Against Lego · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Looks like Lego will have to take their toys and go home.

  20. Taking it up the rear on Apple Planning Intel iBook Debut for January? · · Score: 0, Troll
    From TFA:

    "Consumer notebook buyers don't want less than 15-inches, " he said.

    I think this is because Apple customers by now are accustomed to taking it up the rear.

  21. Resolution on NHK Working To Make HDTV Obsolete · · Score: 1

    7680 x 4320.....I'm not entirely sure that it would be good to have porn in THAT much resolution. I don't need to be able to count the creases in some guy's hairy anus :-)

  22. Cleaning the pipes on SBC CEO: Pay up if you want to use our pipes · · Score: 1

    It sounds like he needs to "clean the pipes" a bit more often, he's too uptight :-)

  23. Re:more importantly on Terabit Fiber (In 2010) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm waiting for Vivid Entertainment's new line: Slutty Bandwidth Chokers Volumes 1-90. The box tagline could read "Come on baby, I want to suck your bandwidth!"

  24. RAM on Apple Unveils New Pro Products · · Score: 1

    One thing that gets me is that even in their top of the line machine, they still only put 512 megs of RAM? At this point in time (especially considering it will hold 16 gigs!) you would think they would at least put in one gig standard.

  25. Re:Thats for the tabloids on Windows Vista Leaks ... Again! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or possibly her breast enhancement is leaking, we're not sure :-)