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Tech Companies Swimming In Lawsuits

conq writes "A new survey shows that the tech industry places third after healthcare and energy companies in the number of lawsuits it deals with. It states that an average tech company faces 42 lawsuits currently, more than the insurance industry!" From the article: "An average U.S. technology company currently faces 42 lawsuits vs. 37 lawsuit for an average company. The tech industry places third, after healthcare and energy companies, in the number of lawsuits it deals with ... Needless to say, that's quite expensive. Nearly a third of these companies spend more than 2% of their gross revenue on legal expenses, according to one of the largest surveys of corporate counsel in America."

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  1. Lies, damned, lies, and... by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Lies, damned, lies, and...


    The firm asked 354 companies in various industries about their top legal concerns.


    Which 354 did you ask? There are thousands of tech companies! Define "tech company". Or is this just the 354 you could think of who'd pick up the phone?


    That probably has something to do with tech companies having by far the greatest number of in-house attorneys managing litigation - an average of nine per company.


    Nine lawyers per tech company - w0w! That's amazing considering that the overwhelming majority of tech companies that I can think of don't even have nine employees. Do you have any idea how many startups there are in California alone? Do six PHDs in a small lab working on, say, the next medical laser breakthrough not count?


    Nearly a third of these companies spend more than 2% of their gross revenue on legal expenses


    Which companies? What about the other two thirds? Are we supposed to think that 2% is a lot to spend on total legal expenses? What's the distribution?


    Olga, your numbers are a crock of shit, and they stinketh. If you're going to give us stats, try starting with something like "of the 100 highest-grossing telecom service companies".

    1. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most likely: "tech company" == "listed on NASDAQ"

    2. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Krach42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damned statistics. Microsoft has a whole legal department. I'm certain that other major tech companies have the same. Once you average that over the whole, you get 9 lawyers per company.

      The point here isn't that the average is higher than one would expect, it's that the standard of deviation is so wide that the statistical information applied for the average is useless except as a "market gauge".

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    3. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What goes around comes around.

    4. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree completely, but just because their statistics suck does not mean it is false. Intuitively it seems it would be true, but whatever...

      Anyway, my main point is a question. I understand why in traditional media you would not want to take the space for indepth analysis of the actual numbers (preferably alongside the numbers themselves). Why the hell though, on the web where extra information means adding a line under a word, do they refuse to ever show the actual numbers? Is it really just laziness? It seems like it would be so easy....

    5. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing like a little well versed common sense and logic to help ignite the fuel provided by the article. An interesting thing about statistics is they can generally be restated from the same info to form pretty much what you want. Here you have shaped them into a nice little hook and hung the article on it for bait. Think I will sit back and watch the bobbers from the light of the blowtorches.

      *evil grin*

    6. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Plus, they don't define what they mean by "average". When they say "the average company", that would most accurately be represented by the median, halfway in rank in distribution of the lawsuits across all of the (meager) 342 companies. But medians are usually further detailed to indicate what it's like at the top or bottom, or how big is the middle. So they're probably talking about "arithmetic mean", the statistically vague division of the total lawsuits by those sued. Which means one company with thousands of suits raises the average, making them all look sued. Since the research was done by a law firm, and published most likely for marketing, their sample is also likely to be those companies with lots of suits - in the firm's audience. Just saying the results were produced by lawyers and subject to interpretations that render them meaningless should tell the whole story.

      FWIW, the fortune at the bottom of this page says "Emphasize the flaws".

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    7. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Because the rank and file population would rather watch the latest interview with the cousin of a close friend's nephew of a neighbor that once met the Aruba girl sometime back in the early 90's. You think Joe and Jane Sixpack will not change the channel to the latest reality TV craze if an in depth analysis of legal statistics is on?

      Hello, folks!?!? This is what you get when you watch news for entertainment and ego massaging value. ...when you demand that the news only report things that don't conflict with your beliefs. The latest "ooo shiney," spun in a way to make you feel good about yourself, and not much else.

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    8. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by saiphok · · Score: 1
      This questions reminds me a nice quote:
      The 50% of the people are less intelligent than the average person.
    9. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I would like to know the percentages of which are personal lawsuits, class action lawsuits, government lawsuits, and company v. company lawsuits as well as actual expenses (not just awards).

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    10. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by 955301 · · Score: 1


      wooosh, right over your head.

      Reread the grandparent please.

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    11. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, Average is a really bad number in this case. If microsoft has 17000 laywers, and 999 companies have 0 lawyers, then the average is 17 lawyers per company. on the other hand, only 0.1% of companies have any lawyers at all. A better number would be the median for the number of lawyers, or the number of lawyers per capita (other employees).

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    12. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nine lawyers per tech company - w0w! That's amazing considering that the overwhelming majority of tech companies that I can think of don't even have nine employees. Do you have any idea how many startups there are in California alone? Do six PHDs in a small lab working on, say, the next medical laser breakthrough not count?

      Do you really think that lawyers would sue small startup companies at the same rate as large, rich ones?

    13. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bah, it's been a long day.

      But, the basic premise still stands.

      1. Private Corporation: Why should they sink tons of money into in depth studies for less profit when they can rake it in with cheap "reporting" of shiney object stories and adlibed press releases.

      2. The Bigots: There are some people that think facts are biased, items of evidence are forgeries, and will lash out at any media that does not conform to their own personal views. So, naturally, a media company will shy away from stories. And, when it does cover one, almost always reports what one person says, what the person that disagree's with him/her says, and makes little to no attempt to see who is factually correct.

      3. Self Interest: Think about it, how many media companies are actually independant nowadays? Many of these mega-conglomerates are not only in the media business, and may try to avoid information which may cause problems for other parts of the conglomerate. In addition, many people have items in their life outside of work and act similarly. :p

      These apply to specialized web only editions or television or anywhere else.

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    14. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by typical · · Score: 1

      This statement is only true (assuming the most common meaning of "average") if there are an even number of people and no such ideal average person actually exists.

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    15. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Zerathdune · · Score: 1
      Intuitively it seems it would be true,

      that's because you don't hear about the average company, you hear about big ones. the aformentioned 9 PhD, no lawyers, one project companies would likely fall appart if they had anywhere near this "average" number of lawsuits to deal with. and there are a lot of companies like that.

      again, the ones that are high enough profile to frequently make the news tend to get a number of lawsuits just because they are well known enough and are taking on enough projects that someone is going to feel like they've gotten their toes stepped on, or just think they can get some money by suing.

      with one tiny little project that isn't even designed for consumers, but a more niche audience, the chances of legal trouble are alot slimmer.

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    16. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Krach42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, statistically, the better choice would be to give the average and the standard of deviation.

      Giving the median would be a bad idea, as in your example, the median is 0. But we know darn well that we shouldn't report that sort of information, it's perhaps even more misleading and alarming than 17 per company.

      Reporting that the average is 17, but that the standard deviation is 537.033803405335 (an extremely highly high value) would work in the sense that it would be accurate, but wouldn't work in the case that most people wouldn't know or understand what the hell that meant.

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    17. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thought about this for a LONG time, since it is time to pursue yet another degree here!

      (Every so often, I go & do this to update/upgrade my skills in & around this field... for "marketability", sad to say, but it has to be done every so often).

      This time? It very well may be law, & this posting tends to make me think VERY hard on it... gaining a law degree with a SPECIALIZATION in representation of corporate clients in the area of computer based legalities.

      I want to keep it in & around the field of computer science, because of crap like this happening.

      Yes, it would tend to probably make me be viewed, more or less, as a "wartime profiteer" I suppose, but if the facts you quote are true?

      This means survival @ the cost of corporate misfortunes... in being their defender, so-to-speak.

      This is because my first degree is MIS (1989, B.S.) & 2nd one is straight Comp. Sci. (1994 Associates).

      I have been a pro in this field since 1992-1994 as a network engineer, then administrator, then programmer from 1995 professionally/onwards up to now (mostly the latter, but not since 2002, then coding jobs got VERY scarce imo)

      Since 2002, I have been doing MANY network engineering/forensics type jobs... again, because I had to face 1 fact of life in the U.S.A. today in the field of computers - MOST PROGRAMMING JOBS ARE BEING LARGELY OUTSOURCED!

      (And, I have always felt they pay more, because the job's just plain-jane harder to do than being a network tech/admin, point-blank! The network fiends here may not like that, but it is a statement based upon experience... professional on BOTH grounds!)

      This may be my future, & I have thought about this for a LONG time, about going this direction, because of the topic here.

      APK

      P.S.=> It's better than going to IRAQ, working for KBR imo... which I have put out some "feelers" on, & it looks good if I accept what's been offered @ this point.

      HOWEVER -> I don't want my head ending up on a platter because of decapitation!

      Heh, with MY luck? It would be me getting that happening to me if I go there!

      BUT... It is tempting though! They are offering real serious "change-your-life" monies (minimum is 80k, & if you have some real skills in this field? You're looking @ 100k ++ & upwards really/usually).

      Those payrates really are being offered to folks like us in this field if we make that overseas jump for 9/12 months (3 months mandatory 'cooling off' period in that year)...

      Right now?

      Well, I have a "PRETTY GOOD" job now & for a few months now, & love the place I work @ (huge financial firm worldwide) but, they are NOT paying $125,000 & upwards for nerds like me, like KBR is over in IRAQ...

      Ah, decisions, decisions... this post's making me lean again towards getting a law degree, & specialization in comp. sci. related legal matters on a corporate law basis, I could be "into" that imo... apk

    18. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why software patents should be illegal, a very good example.

    19. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by craker · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Tech Companies Swimming in Lawsuits!!!"

      turns out to be a survey taken by Fulbright & Jaworski Lawfirm.

      I bet they just felt horrible when they figured this out. "Time to stop litigating, we've become TOO successful."

      The fact that it was written by a bunch of lawers explains why Olga had such a hard time blogging it.

      The fact that her blog made it into slashdot is still a mystery.

    20. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a similar one that says something like

      "99.9% of the people have more than the average number of legs"

      tmegapscm

    21. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's exactly his point... The statistics are flawed.

      tmegapscm

    22. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Exactly! What we need are more lawyers, then, by the laws of supply and demand, the cost to the economy of lawsuits will go down.

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    23. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Maybe a more informative number would be lawyers per tech employee. After all, it makes a big difference if a company with 10000 employees has 9 lawyers, or if a company with 10 employees has 9 lawyers.

      I'd like to know that relation specifically for SCO :-)

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    24. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by brianf711 · · Score: 1
      Reporting that the average is 17, but that the standard deviation is 537.033803405335 (an extremely highly high value)would work in the sense that it would be accurate, but wouldn't work in the case that most people wouldn't know or understand what the hell that meant.

      Maybe we could skimp on the accuracy slightly and just give 3-4 significant digits. That might help some people at least try to understand the numbers.

    25. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      If you have 10 employees, and 9 lawyers, you are no longer a tech company.

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    26. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, you're right in concept, just your math didn't come out so well. It's not 17 lawyers PER COMPANY, it's:

      (999*0)+(1*17) - to get the total, then that number divided by the number of companies (in this case 1000.)

      ((999*0)+(1*17))/1000=0.017 lawyers per company in your example.

      That said, MS probably has lawyers in the triple digits, and nearly all companies employ at least one. The companies known to have more problems will employ more lawyers and get sued more often, and this will skew the statistics in the way you implied.

    27. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      Nearly a third of these companies spend more than 2% of their gross revenue on legal expenses

      Which companies? What about the other two thirds? Are we supposed to think that 2% is a lot to spend on total legal expenses? What's the distribution?

      I imagine that whatever the number, it's probably pretty huge. I recently met someone who was just entering law school in Ontario (Canada) this fall, and through her, I found out that apparently "Intellectual Property" law is the big money-maker for lawyers right now.

    28. Re:Lies, damned, lies, and... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Meh, I'm a computer scientist, my cut-and-paste skills are a little faster than my thought processes. :)

      Good call though.

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  2. Frivolous patents by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was explained to me this way when I was researching the cost of medicine in New Zealand versus the USA. "Look mate, we got rid of all the lawyers in the system and can actually afford to provide healthcare to every single one of our citizens as well as many visitors to our country". Perhaps that is a little simplistic, but there is an element of truth to that. I've written before on the number of Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Bentlys and Maybachs! that I've seen in Sarasota, Florida. Apparently, a good number of the class action lawyers for the tobacco settlements live there and in fact, there was one law firm out on the key where I was staying that routinely had the most amazing high dollar automobiles out there. (Ever seen a Mclaren on the street?) That money comes from somewhere.

    The reasons for high number of suits in healthcare are somewhat different that that for tech companies lawsuits, which are more dependent upon a broken patent system which allows frivolous patents.

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    1. Re:Frivolous patents by bani · · Score: 1

      on the topic of interesting data points, australia has more lawyers per capita than any other country in the world, including america. dont know if they have the highest per capita lawsuits though.

    2. Re:Frivolous patents by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      NZ isn't AU.

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    3. Re:Frivolous patents by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      I agree the patent system is broken, but I also think that a system needs to be there. IMHO The biggest flaws with the American patent system are:
      1. It doesn't have enough manpower to do what it's being asked to do
      2. It has quotas
      3. It doesn't have the money to expand

      An idea on how to fix this would be make all pending patents public. They are clocked on submission, and the public is allowed to point to prior art and post thoughts on the obviousness of the patent. By the time some Einstein gets around to reading the thing, he doesn't need to guess the obviousness of the patent, so no more patenting the wheel, and he has links to prior art. (legitimate prior art must come from published sources)

      Though I still don't know about the people coming out of the backwoods claiming their patents cover things like XML. Could there be limits on the broadness of a patent? (All objects that are round and may provide ease of locomotion through utilization of rolling friction rather than sliding)

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    4. Re:Frivolous patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a second cousin who's a brain surgeon and lives out on Siesta Key. Presumably that's where you're talking about, since it's about the ritziest place I know in that area. We used to skip school and go get creamed by the pro beach volleyball players who practice at the beach there.

      High school. Good times :p.

      (I just felt the need to reminisce :P)

    5. Re:Frivolous patents by astromog · · Score: 1

      Only Australians who wish they live in NZ say that.

    6. Re:Frivolous patents by thebdj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. It doesn't have enough manpower to do what it's being asked to do
      2. It has quotas
      3. It doesn't have the money to expand


      1. This comes down to money, see your #3.
      2. This comes down to the huge number of patent applications and in particular large number of "continuations" something the Director has said he'd like to see cut down. Approximately 1/3 of all patents last year were continuations. This means 1/3 of the work is "re-work".
      3. This is the fault of congress, who only release more of the money the patent office makes if quality improvements are promised. Many millions (if not billions) of dollars are distributed to other government agencies from USPTO earned dollars. I believe part of the Patent Reform Act before Congress involves releasing all the funds to the PTO.

      Presently with a few exceptions all patents are published after 18 months. The aforementioned Patent Reform Act addresses publishing all applications after 18 months (with the backlog in many arts this should result in your situation of published pending applications). The public currently can send prior art to the office. There are provisions for it, though it does cost money, and expecting it not to would be insane. If you cannot afford to present obvious prior art to the office, trust me there are probably people who would be willing to pay to do it for you (i.e. Logitech, Apple, etc. for a Microsoft pending patent). Thank you for bringing up obviousness...

      There is a big problem many people forget about or just don't know about 35 USC 103(a) obvious type rejections. In order to combine two references the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (CAFC) determined that you must have a motivation for combining the two items. This often increases the burden on the Office to make an obvious type rejection. There is presently a case attempting to challenge the standard before the Supreme Court (KSR International vs. Keleflex). The Supreme Court has asked for the input from the Solicitor General and are currently awaiting his word before deciding on whether or not to hear the case. If the SCOTUS overturns the CAFC then many patents will become more easily rejected, and thousands more will be invalidated if challenged.

      On the matter of software and business method patents that mess up falls squarely on SCOTUS. For years the office pushed many business method patents aside by restricting them computers for the software usage and rejecting the others as outside the technical arts under 35 USC 101. This recently will change now that the PTO Board of Patent Appeals and Interferences (BPAI) overturned rejections of this type, basically opening the door for more broad business method claims.

      To address the final part of your question about claim broadness, there is not a lot that can be done to limit. I am sure you could ask many examiners and they will tell you they hate broad claims much more then narrow ones, because if you cannot find art for it you risk issuing a very broad reaching patent. However, you cannot limit the broadness because when someone does invent some grand new device then you have to ensure they can earn the maximum projections they deserve.

      If you are truly interested in learning more about patents, please reply to this post and I will see what light I can help shed on the subject.

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    7. Re:Frivolous patents by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      In Europe we probably have equally many laywers as AUZ but, the distribution of wealth among laywers is more vertical, many do not live by doing lawsuits but other legal stuff. Also this gold rush mentality does not work really out here (some try from time to time, patents and a broken trademark system in germany enforce it) there is no high profile lawsuite where a laywer an suck millions out of someone. Laywers can make good money, the average does not earm much more or less than the average techie. And yes the lawsuit costs are overe here also much less than in the USA regarding the health system. The main problem the health system has are the high medication costs, which are caused by a broken frivolous patent system

      If the bird flue really becomes a pandemic, we could face the first mass killing in the west caused by the patent system, if there is a medication and laws and patents prevent a mass production. Could happen if things become severe that country by country in a state of emergency they will kick the patent system out for production but then probably it is too late.

      Patent mass killings have occured en masse already, AIDS medication for instance, also the whole interferon issue caused by BTG...

    8. Re:Frivolous patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ought to be done is two-fold blind test.

      1) One group of skilled artisans gets the patent and are asked to create a product from the patent. If they cannot reliably do so, then the patent is not detailed enough. If they produce a product that differs significantly from the patent, then the patent is not specific enough.
      2) A second group of skilled artisans gets the problem that the patent is solving. If they produce a patent description that models the application fairly closely (enough so the result would be infringing), then the patent is obvious.

    9. Re:Frivolous patents by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, an interesting proposition. Time constraints and monetary constraints are still the major issue here. The current system goes through hundreds of patents in the time it would take one group to do one in your method.

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  3. Then there is Apple by catwh0re · · Score: 1

    Where users will get together a class action lawsuit for their ipods being too scratchy.

    1. Re:Then there is Apple by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Well it's better than facing them all one at a time.

      If I were apple, I'd give them a $10 credit on the newly released Apple branded iPod nano carrying case, and a complementary download of Stevie Wonder's "My Eyes Don't Cry".

    2. Re:Then there is Apple by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More like, some lawyers see an opportunity to beat Apple up for a settlement, so they find one user to be the named plaintiff, and go down the courthouse to get the class registered. Once they get that far, it's generally cheaper to pay them off (a million for the lawyers, and $20-off coupons for everyone else) than it is to litigate.

      There's also a very brisk business of suing the officers of any company whose stock falls, as if they're supposed to be able to control the stock market.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Then there is Apple by Doppler00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should there be a lawsuit? Is it Apple's fault you didn't spend the 10 seconds to read an online review of their product before religiously going to the Apple store and buy it?

      There are still many competing MP3 players out there, you didn't have to buy the Nano.

    4. Re:Then there is Apple by Zerathdune · · Score: 1

      No, and I didn't. I have a Zen Touch and I love it. but that's not the point. do you think reviews get written before someone buys a crappy product? It's not Apple's fault if you do something stupid like that, but it is reasonable for someone to expect that a product will work for a decent amount of time. if the screen scratches so much you can't see it, then an important feature has quckly broken, and I would consider it a defective product. again, I agree that people should think before they spend that kind of money, but they shouldn't have to think, "will this work at all?"

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    5. Re:Then there is Apple by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      There's also a very brisk business of suing the officers of any company whose stock falls
       
      Now that's just begging for more stock fraud. When the penalties for falling stock prices are too great, naturally there will be more fraud to prop them up. But hey, I guess the lawyers benefit from fraud too. I think I chose the wrong profession :)

    6. Re:Then there is Apple by catwh0re · · Score: 1
      The other issue is that if it blemishes too easily, why sue the company, why not just return it for your money back. If it's such a fault then a store person would gladly refund your money.

      This screen scratching issue (unlike the screen cracking issue.) Is just a bunch of legal profiteering, they are suing apple and don't want just their money back, but they also want a cut of ipod sales. Yes you read right, they are asking for more money in return for having a screen that blemishes too easily. (Despite it being the exact same material as used on gen 4 ipods, where the problem isn't noticed)

  4. When the average is 37 lawsuits... by Trigun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think that there's a much larger problem then tech companies facing 42.

    1. Re:When the average is 37 lawsuits... by Trigun · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate to reply to my own post, but look what the top poll choice is on the Slashpoll.
      I read EULAs:
      with my lawyer
      with deep suspicion and paranoia
      with due care and attention
      with my scroll wheel
      with CowboyNeal
      I Agree

  5. 42 is the answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NOW! we know the question!

    1. Re:42 is the answer. by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      You know happens when one solves both the question and the answer to the life, the universe, and everything? Guess tech companies won't have problems anymore. Or any of us for that matter.

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    2. Re:42 is the answer. by kerohazel · · Score: 1

      How is parent not modded funny yet?
      *ponders*

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  6. Overdue Justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite tech company lawsuit being the CEO of Savvis, from which I was laid off from. This news made my Friday. Jerk.

    1. Re:Overdue Justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Savvis is also host to a lot of the free iPod websites and such scams.

    2. Re:Overdue Justice by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      My favorite tech company lawsuit being the CEO of Savvis, from which I was laid off from. This news made my Friday. Jerk.

      Reminds me of the traveller who didn't pay attention to the numbers on the bill he signed for martinis in Germany about 20 years go. $10,000 each.

      bottoms up!

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    3. Re:Overdue Justice by mikael · · Score: 1

      Standard Soho Clip Joint Scam

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  7. The ultimate question by ajdlinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many lawsuits does a tech company face?

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    1. Re:The ultimate question by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      The Ultimate Answer- How many have done business with SCO at some point. You will have your answer after you ponder this grasshopper.

  8. How many Lawsuits? by Jazzer_Techie · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The answer is 42. I could have told you that without even knowing the question!

  9. Clearly what we need here are... by Bin_jammin · · Score: 4, Funny

    more software patents. That will solve almost all legal woes with clear cut lines of IP ownership.

    1. Re:Clearly what we need here are... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      more software patents. That will solve almost all legal woes with clear cut lines of IP ownership

      Except that most of the suits in mid-sized tech companies I know are all about contracts, billing, employment, office space, ADA compliance, hiring/firing... that sort of thing. Which explains why the non-tech company number is almost as high. Every business is pecked to death by this crap.

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    2. Re:Clearly what we need here are... by Bin_jammin · · Score: 1

      Ahh, well then clearly you need fewer employees, and more lawyers.

    3. Re:Clearly what we need here are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the shareholder lawsuits against management for doing something that causes the stock to tank... Those seem to be the most prevalent among the companies I've been keeping track of.

    4. Re:Clearly what we need here are... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      and include Sarbanes-Oxley compliance costs.

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      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
  10. With the energy company... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    With the energy company, it's them you sue when you disconnected the gas stove youself, instead of calling them and your house blows up as a result. With tech companies, it's nothing new, Borroughs used to get sued all the time for misrepresenting their products.

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    1. Re:With the energy company... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      My energy company won't even take money to fix problems caused by THEIR equipment on my property. Even if me working on the problem could cause a gas line break on an entire street, they refused to do the work to fix a gas leak because it was on my side of their valve and the valve needed replaced because it was unworkable and they wouldn't even do that.

    2. Re:With the energy company... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sad to say, in today's utilities market, the only cure for that attitude is an explosion, a bunch of your street's residents killed, and a mondo wrongful-death suit.

      Crap, we're already back to lawsuits!!

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:With the energy company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GAS... STOVE? What frigging backwater country still uses gas stoves? What about electricity?

  11. Other Story by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 2, Informative
    Instead of a blog, how about a news story?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9645594/

    Yes, I do realize the source is from M$NBC...

    1. Re:Other Story by xanthines-R-yummy · · Score: 1

      Of course, what I didn't realize was that the original story wasn't actually a blog. Shame on me!

  12. Did you hear about the little old lady? by Argonne · · Score: 5, Funny

    She sued a tech firm after she spilled GTA "Hot Coffee" in her laptop.

  13. It's called... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    t was explained to me this way when I was researching the cost of medicine in New Zealand versus the USA. "Look mate, we got rid of all the lawyers in the system and can actually afford to provide healthcare to every single one of our citizens as well as many visitors to our country". Perhaps that is a little simplistic, but there is an element of truth to that.

    It's called the Lawyer Tax. Attorneys get their cut of everything, good or bad, for seeing to it that you're protected against greedy, unethical people who are only too happy to make it your fault that something they did blew up on them.

    Of course, Microsoft's many faults do very little to help. To be fair, if it wasn't them, it would probably be somebody else.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:It's called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      It's called the Lawyer Tax. Attorneys get their cut of everything, good or bad, for seeing to it that you're protected against greedy, unethical people...

      Would that be the ultimate protection racket then?

    2. Re:It's called... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Would that be the ultimate protection racket then?

      I've heard several comments to that effect, over the years.

      Certainly does make you wonder how we got from the US Constitution to some of the crap people used it for today.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    3. Re:It's called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attorneys get their cut of everything, good or bad, for seeing to it that you're protected against greedy, unethical people who are only too happy to make it your fault that something they did blew up on them

      So to protect us from greedy, unethical people we pay other greedy, unethical people (generalization, it's true, but you'd be hard-pressed to find someone -- a non-lawyer -- who wouldn't agree that it's mostly true). Not to mention that sometimes the lawyers themselves, and not their clients, are the ones suing.

      Also, the same lawyers are paid to make sure that those greedy, unethical people succeed in their endeavours.

      tmegapscm

  14. It's a good time to be a lawyer by ClownsScareMe · · Score: 1

    I'm dropping out of my Computer Engineering major and going to law school.

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    1. Re:It's a good time to be a lawyer by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Nope. Get your degree then to law school for intellectual property that is where the money is.

      --
      "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."
    2. Re:It's a good time to be a lawyer by heson · · Score: 1

      Just remember that Mephistophilis dont renegotiates contracts if you happen change your mind later.

    3. Re:It's a good time to be a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is good advice. i'm graduating law school next year with an IP specialization and a B.S. in biology, and no job lined up yet. if i had a comp. e. degree i'd have a dozen job offers right now. get that degree, pass the patent examiners exam, then go to law school and you'll be set.

  15. This is easy fixed. by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 1

    We round up every laywer on the planet & stick them on an island with nothing but the clothes on their back & a hastily written & very outdated constitution. Then we film it.

    We not only do we get rid of our growing legal problem we also get a nifty reality TV we can watch with all our new found free time not spent in court or legal offices.

    1. Re:This is easy fixed. by Archades · · Score: 0

      until they band together and form VOLTRON yes i need to stop watching oldschool classics:(

  16. Wait till 2007! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things around /. are really boring without the mother of all tech lawsuits to bandy about, for a good recap and some fun! go here if you are as bored as I am.

  17. Question by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many of these lawsuits involve "Intellectual Property" (copyright / RIAA subpoenas / patents),spamming or spyware?

    Just curious.

    1. Re:Question by Zerathdune · · Score: 1

      Probably not that many, since according to these crappy numbers, tech companies deal with 42 compared to the overall average of 37. Probably around 5 of those types of suits. I can do that kind of math in my head.

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      No single raindrop believes that it is responsible for the storm.
  18. Probably extortion by temojen · · Score: 1

    "Restauranteur" saw a high profile exec and thought he could charge 6-figures for "services" at his strip club, and the exec would be too afraid for his reputation to pay. The implication is that more than exotic dancing went on.

  19. average vs. mean by 0WaitState · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Um, is this Microsoft plus 350 other companies averaging 42 lawsuits apiece? Kind of like the average net worth of the people in a bar going to one billion dollars when Bill Gates walks in?

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    Remain calm! All is well!
  20. It's just the beginning by argoff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem is that society is entering the information age, but society has two models of what kind of age that should be. In one model, all information must be controlled like "intellectual ptoperty" and leveraged for unlimited growth and profit. In the other, all information should flow without restrictions, and money should be made from collaberation, services, customisation, and general things that use information to create value.

    These are inherently and fundamentally incompatable. An anti-thesis to each other, and while you can't contoroll information with force - you can certainly attempt to bully, threaten, decieve, and sue - and this is exactly what is happening.

    So the suits that are happening now, I'm sure are just barely scratching the surface - as companies on the "intellectual property" side start to loose real money, and real market share, and loose out technology wise to the "freedom is free markets" side. You can be sure they will almost certainly freak, and "pull a SCO" across every industry and every sector.

    Also, as a note, a parrallel situation is also happening in the financial markets where industries and government are trying to controll and manipulate information on value and money for unlmited growth and profit too. This is about to explode as well.

    So watch out, and go offshore if you can, becasue all freakin hell is about to break loose.

    1. Re:It's just the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that society is entering the information age, but society has two models of what kind of age that should be. In one model, all information must be controlled like "intellectual ptoperty" and leveraged for unlimited growth and profit. In the other, all information should flow without restrictions, and money should be made from collaberation, services, customisation, and general things that use information to create value.

      The problem is that you are presenting a hypothesis as a conclusion. You have a single pseudo-statistical number, and you declare that number to be excessive, yet you have no idea how that number breaks down into various categories, only one of which is relevant to your thesis. How many of those lawsuits are collections efforts on past due accounts? None?!

      Notably, if the average business has 37 lawsuits pending, and the average "tech" business has 42 lawsuits pending, how does a 15% increase in litigation load translate into the end of civilization, and that ASSUMES that the increased number is directly related to "intellectual ptoperty (sic)".

      In short, I'm forced to give you a D- on this work, Mr. Argoff, and that's being charitable.

    2. Re:It's just the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (c) argoff
      ...information should flow...

      (c) Frank Herbert
      ...spice must flow...


      Watch it, I say... watch it...
  21. is 2% swimming by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't know if 2% of revenue is swimming. I think about 2% of my revenue. On a weekly basis, it is pocket money. It is enough that I would miss it, but still within a tolerable "cost of doing bidness".

    And what else might be done with 2%. An small increase in R&D. Perhaps retail prices would magically decrease 2%. Or drug abuse might marginally increase.

    If software companies at a number 3, I think this shows how the entire lawsuit thing has been overblow, and how most of the players are two faced. Even the republican party owes the ambulance chasers. It was they that got all the cig money for texas, which allowed Bush to balance the texas budget while cutting taxes, and helped him get elected to the big house. of course he thanked these lawyer by suing them for excessive billing, even though the billing had been agreed to, and they developed these cases with thier own money in the true spirit of entrepenurism, unlike other people we could mention.

    The other issue is how many of these are squabbled over IP, and how many are individual get rich quick schemes. I also have no sympathy for the drug companies. Roche is about to make a killing on Tamiflu, probably several billion in the next few years, much of it direct profit from licensing. Will they have to set some of it aside for lawsuit resulting from charges of gauging and the like. Probably. But if they would sell it to certain countries at cut rate, and deduct the good will, they might be able to save the lawyer fees. But they apparently have made the choice.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    1. Re:is 2% swimming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And what else might be done with 2%. An small increase in R&D.

      Actually, given that the average tech company spends between 7-10% of it's operating expenses on R&D, 2% of gross revenue could make a *tremendous* difference in the bottom line if it were redirected into R&D.

      People don't understand that R&D investment drives revenue in a tech company. Certainly, there's a limit to how much revenue you can generate without corresponding investments in Marketing and Sales, etc. But R&D has the largest multiplier effect if used properly (decreasing time to market, increasing features, reducing support costs, etc...)

      If we assume a 5% profit on revenue, it's not unreasonable at all to think that the 2% of money going to legal work might be used to double profits.

      But if we are going to live in a fanatasy world, I think I'd rather just siphon that 2% into my pocket, company be damned!

    2. Re:is 2% swimming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So even though r&d drives revenue in a tech company, the average tech comapny chooses to spend less than 10% on r&d. If we assume your assumptions are correct, why would a compan choose to put the extra 2% in as well. I mean a compnay that chooses to put 85+% into overhead and production certainly would contine to put extra money into overhead and production. Even in a proportional situation, the r&d budget would only right 0.15%, which presumely could be done already by cutting unnecesary middle management.

      The fantasy is that lawyer are worth less than PHB.

  22. Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by Quirk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A few points in loose conjecture.

    My ex wife is a very successful barrister. She's a brilliant, talented woman. Through her I came to know the various subcultures of the legal world. One of the recurring analogies among the lawyers I've known is that they are hired guns. They are the new warrior class.

    During WWII a combat soldier, I can't recall his name or rank, noted that among his comrades only a few (~15%) actively engaged in combat and were responsible for most of the damage done to the enemy. Recently on the Discovery channel a U.S. Army Lt.Col. was shown trying to instill a 'killer instinct' in his troops. The show referred to the earlier WWII report that only a few combat soldiers did the actual wounding/killing. The Lt. Col. on the Discovery show said it was like having 85% of librarians illiterate.

    Following WWII tribes in New Gunea were introduced to rugby. The tribes took to wearing war gear to the rugby games and rugby substituted for tribal warfare.

    Remember the TOS episode where warfare had become virtual and those areas marked as 'hit' had to have it's citizenry report for euthanasia. In real combat losses are not that great in terms of the overall number of combatants. It may be because only a limited number of people are able and willing to kill or be killed. In a world overpopulated with 6 billion the amount of homicidal acts are not that great.

    Now with money substitutable for anything, the inclination to combat among individuals and corporate tribes, can be translated into litigation. The amount of litigation might be an index to our willingness to 'kill' oneanother, the more so when money substitutes for one's own blood.

    Lawyers are the new esquired warriors. What a horse and armour were to knights and warring lords, a law degree is to the corporate world.

    The question arises if, in an evolutionary context, the litiguous 'mortal/capital' combat effects a beneficial path.

    One of my favourite authors G. Bateson spoke to... "adversarial systems are notoriously subject to irrelevant determinism. The relative 'strength' of the adversaries is likely to rule the decision regardless of the relative strength of their arguments."

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
    1. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by cbdavis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A quote from a Roman general, Heraclitis, over 2000 years ago, about
      warfare and his troops:

          "Of every 100 soldiers, 10 do not belong there and should be sent home. 80 are just targets. Nine are the true warriors, and we are glad to have them, for they make the battle. But one, he is the leader, and he brings the rest home."

    2. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Only peripherally relevant to the topic. And you meander a bit and bring in several points that aren't strongly related to one another. But overall the most interesting and insightful set of ideas I've read on this whole thread. You deserve a +6. :-)

    3. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by blindbat · · Score: 1

      Great, all we need is to get the 15% of killer soldiers to do combat with 85% of the lawyers.

    4. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Where do the techies belong. I hope they ain't the 80 targets while the lawyers are the 9 true warrior.

    5. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I think you've nailed it square-on. :(

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    6. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by brit74 · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is that if Microsoft, Sun, etc didn't have lawyers, they'd be engaged in actual armed combat with each other?

    7. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to ask... you are in the "target" class.

    8. Re:Rules of Combat for the New Warriors Class by Quirk · · Score: 3, Interesting
      what you're saying is that if Microsoft, Sun, etc didn't have lawyers, they'd be engaged in actual armed combat with each other?

      Hi, my post was prefaced as loose conjecture. The post amounts to a few points taken from a notebook given over to a study I hope, time permitting, to undertake.

      The general course of the notes goes to the relationship between war and trade, and, further, ritualized war/contest. Loosely, in answer to your question, if commerce incorporates the territorial imperative and equally primitive drives sublimated from open warfare, then, in my terms, commerce is war and the handmaiden to evolutionary drive.

      Example, the historian Fernand Braudel notes in one of his work that the term robber baron, now used to refer to a 19th century captain of industry, originally refered to robbers who seized by force strategic mountain passes in the Alps between the mediterranean and northwestern europe. Robbers, once in control of a pass, built castles and imposed an arbitrary tariff on traders taking goods to and fro. Wealth garnered by force perhaps led them to see themselves as Barons. It's not a stretch to see commerce as contest, and to see contest as an abstraction of war.

      Britan from, more or less, the time of Drake profitted from piracy, and, the British Empire, at it's zenith, was enforced by 'gunboat diplomacy' and the machine gun. Yet, in part, the object of Empire building was increased trade and access to raw/rare materials.

      As I posted, only ~15% of combatants are effective. It's further interesting to note among feral rutting males mortal wounds are rare. Usually a show of force is sufficient for the combatants to size oneanother up and break off with the weaker male giving way. (As an aside OTOH try taking the young of a feral, predatory mother.) I'm suggesting our genetic makeup might have given us pause to find something like trade as preferable to war, but to carry with it the impetus, strategy and tactics of war.

      I simply hold that where commerce and war become intermingled by implementing convention, protocol, law and litigation, there, lawyers are the new warrior class.

      Even law has violent beginnings. Trial by Ordeal was as brutal as Hammurabi's law of an eye for an eye. And even though we've managed to reach protocols of goverance like Robert's Rules of Order, it's instructive to remember that the rows of seats separating the governing party from the opposition in Britan and Canada are two and one half sword lenghts apart.

      Lastly, (aren't you sorry you asked :)) I'm interested in knowing if ritualized combat in the form of litigation promotes more reckless and predatory attitudes than would mortal combat.

      cheers

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  23. It's about envy by wheelbarrow · · Score: 1

    There are some folks out there who just can't stand to see others succeed where they fail. So, they find a reason to sue successful companies. Why work hard and take risks when you can just latch on and leach off those do take risks and work hard?

    1. Re:It's about envy by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's about greed coupled with low ethics. Same motive as most other kinds of extortion. And occasionally, it's about fair compensation and/or punishment for a legitimate wrong. But outside of laissez-faire fantasy-land, it's rarely about envy.

      "They're just jealous because they're not as successful as us" is, more often than not, a dodge used by those who find themselves facing legitimate criticism and/or charges.

      If it was really about envy, IBM and Google would be as much despised as Microsoft.

    2. Re:It's about envy by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      IBM used to be at least as much despised as MS when they were the big, bad monopoly who used nasty tactics to crush smaller competitors. And like MS, they had a notable reputation for mediocrity, with most techies believing that their continued success was entirely due to the PHB factor.

      Prediction: if Google or some other company eventually forces MS to go through the same reconstructive agonies as IBM did in the 90s, everyone will cheer, just like they did when little MS kicked the big blue giant's butt. Then, five or ten years down the road, when the new tech. wunderkind has magically transformed from a geek darling into a gigantic oppressive monopolistic shite, younger techies who didn't live under the MS hegemony will be cheering them as they publically embrace and defend the latest geek hobbyhorse against big, bad NewMonopoly.

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  24. I wouldn't doubt it by cthulhuology · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just on the personal level, I'm involved in a small startup venture. We have three people working here, 2 developers, 1 lawyer, and we also retain an outside counsel as well. We're not facing any lawsuits, and hopefully will never face one. When doing contract work, I'd say we spend more of our time dealing with the client's legal department than with the actual technical specification. Its utterly disgusting.

    1. Re:I wouldn't doubt it by can56 · · Score: 1

      A startup with two developers and one lawyer? I hope your lawyer and outside counsel can code on the side ;-(

    2. Re:I wouldn't doubt it by torokun · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. Without lawyers the big companies would never deal with the small ones -- they would just steal your work, or do without it. The law allows you to protect your work enough to contract for some value in exchange for it, and allows the big fish to protect themselves from risk.

      There are certainly big costs to our system of law, but when you look around the world, you will probably come to the conclusion that those costs are greatly outweighed by the transactions that we are able to accomplish, exactly because each party knows what they're going to get out of the deals.

      In many countries, you can never really be sure whether the other party to a deal will screw you or not. Thus, the risk of doing such deals may be more than you will accept, and you don't do them. This means many many opportunities for efficient market operation are lost.

      The reason people hate lawyers is because there's a big cost to their work. But these people never think about the alternative -- the costs in a world without our system of law and our lawyers. Sure, if you trust the other guy, things might usually work out fine. But one bad result and many many people might give up on entrepreneurship altogether.

      And regarding the adversary system, would you really trust a judge to research and consider all the arguments available on your behalf under the law, as opposed to a lawyer who's working for you? We get much better results when people are given the jobs to do that they have the incentive to do the best.

      There are a lot of other problems we need to deal with in our legal system, but fundamentally, it's a very much better system than most alternatives.

    3. Re:I wouldn't doubt it by Teancum · · Score: 1

      This is spoken like a true lawyer. I do like the "rule of law", but even the most corrupt politician can clearly see that the legal system is in dire need of reform. It doesn't have to be like this, where every little petty detail has to be examined and umpired into oblivion for every action.

      Most lawyers that I have ever the unpleasant opportunity to deal with (other than through social connections completely unrealted to the legal profession) were usually such horrible jackasses (that is the kind polite word for it. I could call them m(*(*& f****** instead or worse) that if it weren't for my person code of ethics I would take a shotgun to their head and blow them away for what they have called both myself and my family. Things that normally in a professional setting would get your ass fired for even saying that to a customer or client. They think they have the power to control people's lives and could care less about ordinary civility.

      Generally, when you are in a business relationship and you play the "lawyer" card, you know the deal has gone south and is no longer worth keeping. Essentially a nuclear option in most business relationships.

      As far as trusting a judge to research and consider all arguments.... this is exactly what the so-called arbitration agreements try to push you into doing as well. In some ways it would be nice to have a neutral 3rd party to review an argument or disagreement.

      One "reform" to the legal system would be some substantial punishment to lawyers who abuse the system with frivlous lawsuits. The penalties for sloppy legal work (where the lawyer filing a lawsuit doesn't understand the law) or trying to enforce "rights" that are clearly illegal or unwarrented... obvious to any recent law school grad, should result in curtailment of legal privileges and ultimately disbarrment or even prison time. As it is, most lawyers get a slap on the hand and told to "play nice in the future" if they seem to cross the line.

      Saying all of this, I do know some honest lawyers, and some people who try to help others genuinely navigate the legal system with a hope that wrongs can be righted. I just fail to see how those that spoil the reputation of these few honest souls get what they deserve and the punishment for often destroying the lives of ordinary people.

    4. Re:I wouldn't doubt it by torokun · · Score: 1

      I hope when you say 'spoken like a true lawyer,' you don't mean one of the ones you want to shoot... I have not met the sorts of lawyers you describe, but if I had, I'm sure I'd have the same or an even worse reaction.

      The fact is that poor behavior has been too often tolerated in the legal profession, and bars should be much tougher about cleaning up their image by throwing out the bad apples. Only then will the common perception of the profession begin to improve again.

      There are sanctions, but as you say, they are not enough. Rule 11 and bar rules are not invoked enough, and do not carry tough penalties often enough.

      Nonetheless, the lawyers I've known are all an upstanding and ethical bunch, and I respect the profession a great deal. I think law and lawyers in our system are usually good and necessary things, and hope we can do something about the bad lawyers out there.

  25. My experience by tjic · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have no problem believing this.

    I run Technical Video Rental, and I've had - literally - dozens of legal threats over the simple fact that I buy DVDs, then rent them out. Despite the fact that this is deeply settled case law, I've gotten everything from a legal cease-and-desist from one firm's CEO (who has a degree from Harvard Law School and was formerly Chief Counsel of the United States Senate Committee on Labor and Human Resources) to a threat to - ahem - anally rape me (from a guy who think's he's anonymous, because he doesn't know what website logs and IP addrs are).

    I spend about $2,000 - $3,000 per month on attorney fees trying to explain to people what the First Sale Doctrine is.

    This is money that could be spent growing the business, and delivering more interesting videos to my customers...but it gets squandered because so many folks (a) don't understand what the copyright law says; (b) don't understand that exposure increases sales (see also: MP3s and the RIAA).

    Bah.

    It'd be nice to spend more time doing business, instead of doing meta-business (lawsuits).

    1. Re:My experience by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      I run Technical Video Rental, and I've had - literally - dozens of legal threats over the simple fact that I buy DVDs, then rent them out. Despite the fact that this is deeply settled case law

      Not only is it deeply settled case law, but haven't these lawyers ever been to a video store? I really want to know how anyone, anywhere, could actually even think they could win that lawsuit?

    2. Re:My experience by xiphoris · · Score: 0

      Being the technically literate person you are, and all, I would appreciate it if FOR ONCE IN THE WORLD someone would use the proper terminology. Instead of:

      Rent online, at any time of day, and get the videos shipped straight to you (with return postage included free!).

      You say:

      Rent online, at any time of day, and get the videos shipped straight to you (with return postage included in the package!).

      I know I sound like an ass, but is it that hard to say what you really mean? Do you think the people who rent videos like this won't realize they're still paying for the return postage, whether you say it's free or not? :(

    3. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I spend about $2,000 - $3,000 per month on attorney fees trying to explain to people what the First Sale Doctrine is.

      Why do you bother? Wait for them to actually sue, then countersue. You can get damages for filing frivolous and vexatious lawsuits.

    4. Re:My experience by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Beats me. I don't even see how that gets trough truth in advertising laws in the USA.

      In Norway, it's perfectly legally established that "free" or "gratis" means *without*compensation*.

      Buy 2 gadgets, get third one free. That's not free, nor gratis. It may be *included*, but it sure as hell ain't free.

      What bugs me even more is that not only does this blatant lying shit slip trough the truth in advertising laws, but even worse: Advertisers still believe (correctly or not) that there's people out there who doesn't instantly look trough the bullshit and recognize that they're being lied to.

      I never figured why lying to your customer, in a way that makes it a certanity that a large majority of the customers will *realize* that you're lying to them is a good idea.

      Are people so used to this that they don't even react with disgust ?

    5. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A threat to - ahem - anally rape me (from a guy who think's he's anonymous, because he doesn't know what website logs and IP addrs are).

      Alright, it was me. Sorry for that.

    6. Re:My experience by FSM · · Score: 1

      Being more and more aware of the monkey business IP owners do trying to take away my rights (Broadcast Flag being the most recent example), I was nicley surprised to see that your kind of business is allowed. I always though you need to buy the DVD/VHS with explicit permission for renting.

      However, after reading on Copyright Law, I discovered the First Sale doctrine does not apply to renting. E.g.:
      The disposal 109(a) speaks of allows two options: distribution of a particular phonorecord to another or to destruction of a particular phonorecord. Thus, this section allows me to sell a vinyl copy of a phonorecord to a friend or destroy my phonorecord without requiring permission from the author. First Sale is not an absolute right, however. It is important to note that First Sale covers transfers of ownership not merely transfers of possession, such as rental, lease or lending of phonorecords. (from http://www.law.duke.edu/journals/dltr/articles/200 1dltr0018.html)

      Could you give me a few pointers to understand how it is legal to rent? Are you non-profit? What other exception to 109 do you use?

      Thanks in advance,
      FSM
    7. Re:My experience by sjames · · Score: 1

      I spend about $2,000 - $3,000 per month on attorney fees trying to explain to people what the First Sale Doctrine is.

      I find it interesting that our legal system has no filter for lawsuits that cannot win on their face, that is, even if all of the alligations were absolutely 100% true, the plaintiff wouldn't recieve anything. Those should be thrown out and the lawyer disciplened without the defendant even hearing about it (or perhaps a notification after the fact). Likewise, sending various demand or C&D letters with no basis in law should result in a fine for the lawyer divided between the court and the recipiant of the letter.

      Lawyers who sue or threaten to sue without a legal basis to win are either incompetant, attempting to bully, trying to use the legal system as a sort of lottery, or all of the above.

    8. Re:My experience by Teancum · · Score: 1

      There is a legal term for that... it is called barrity, and it is illegal as well. The problem with trying to enforce this common law idea:

      Another lawsuit

      It is a neat game that lawyers have got themselves into, divirting money and resources from useful and productive activities.

      Or like the classic legal saying: One attorney will go broke in town. Two will both become rich to no end.

    9. Re:My experience by sjames · · Score: 1

      There is a legal term for that... it is called barrity, and it is illegal as well. The problem with trying to enforce this common law idea:

      That's exactly the problem. The proper time to deal with barritry is before the defendant even gets involved. In other words, it should be a carefully enforced criminal matter. If a totally baseless C&D letter could be forwarded to the DA for prosecution there would be a LOT less of them.

  26. 42! by MarcoPon · · Score: 4, Funny
    Not 41, or 43.
    42!

    When a number say it all. Lawsuits are the final answer!

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  27. And they've been talking... by Jeian · · Score: 1

    ... about holding software manufacturers liable for security problems.

  28. In other news...... by rune2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is one area where SCO is waaayy ahead of the average... pffft only 42 lawsuits...

  29. U.S. only (of course) by spookytoes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tripe. Compare with countries where court costs for frivolous litigation are routinely awarded to the defendant. Such awards are rare in the U.S., which I believe is one of the main reasons lawsuits are such a popular business model in the U.S. (plus, of course, the astronomical damages still being awarded).

    In most jurisdictions (e.g. Canada), it's fairly common that the defendant is awarded legal costs. The instigators of frivolous or exploratory civil suits have to reimburse those they attacked for lawyer and court costs, on top of any damages.

    1. Re:U.S. only (of course) by Urusai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this is supposed to be true in the US, that the plaintiff in frivolous suits must reimburse the defendant, much like it is also true that prior art should prevent you from obtaining and prosecuting a patent.

      Face it, gentlemen, the rule of law is long dead in the US, the ship is sinking, and the rats are gorging themselves before jumping ship.

  30. Only two jobs in the US in 2050 by gsfprez · · Score: 1

    Lawyers and the lawyer's IT geek.

    i mean - there's not going to be anything else to do by that time. If you're not getting sued, the only way to make money will be to sue someone else.

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  31. MOD PARENT UP OR I'LL SUE YOU by hublan · · Score: 1

    Where's my bloody mod points when I need them...?

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  32. Swimming in lawsuits? by mysidia · · Score: 3, Funny

    More like sinking in lawsuits, maybe. When innovation is replaced with litigation, What other eventual outcome is to be expected?

    1. Re:Swimming in lawsuits? by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Well, lawsuits are written on paper. And paper has a higher density than water. It should be easy to swim in them ... if only they'd be liquid :)

  33. thank you microsoft by suezz · · Score: 1

    I purely put the blame on microsoft - they started this whole protecting your ip patent extortion scheme to fight linux.

    you never heard the word IP before microsoft started using it in their defense against linux.

    that is their only defense too - they can't write better software - so just sue them.

    1. Re:thank you microsoft by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      What crap -- people were suing others over patents, copyrights, and trademarks long before Gates and Ballmer were born. And MS did not invent the term "intellectual property": it was used in the 18th century, and may well be even older.

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    2. Re:thank you microsoft by suezz · · Score: 1

      stay in context please - I am talking about software - it is a fact microsoft was courting companies to sue people over linux just to quit the adoption of Linux. SCO was one of the companies. it is the only way they can fight linux - by outlawing it - they obviously can't write better software.

    3. Re:thank you microsoft by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      I am completely in context regarding the post I was replying to which said (quote):

      "I purely put the blame on microsoft - they started this whole protecting your ip patent extortion scheme to fight linux.

      you never heard the word IP before microsoft started using it in their defense against linux."

      The above is patently crap, as I said. Even if we restrict ourselves to software patents (which is not indicated by anything in your original post), Microsoft are by no means the first company to use them, and as yet have not used them against Linux (although they may well do in the future). SCO haven't used software patents against Linux either: their claims are based on copyright, which has been used to protect software for at least three decades, and is the foundation upon which the GPL rests. And Microsoft were by no means the first to use the term "intellectual property" with reference to software.

      As to Microsoft "courting companies to sue people over Linux", please provide some evidence before stating that such things are facts. Yes, they funnelled money into SCO, but this happened _after_ Darl & Co started the ball rolling, not before -- certainly a case of opportunism, but not evidence of them "courting companies to sue".

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  34. 'Lerached' by rlp · · Score: 1

    Back in the 90's the law firm of Bill Lerach - Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes & Lerach sued so many (mostly tecb) companies that his name became a verb. Miss your quarterly earnings, miss a product deadline, and you could count on two things - a stock price drop, and a 'shareholder' class-action suit from Bill Lerach.

    Law suits against tech companies were so prevalent in the 90's, that Neal Stephenson made it part of a sub-plot in his brilliant novel 'Cryptonomicon'.

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  35. in the beginning there was sco! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In the beginning there was SCO. From all the linux2.4XX kernel source this snippet.

    "This document describes the implementation of a simple SMP

    Linux kernel extension and how to use this to develop SMP Linux kernels for architectures other than the Intel MP v1.1 architecture for Pentium and 486 processors.

    Alan Cox, 1995

    The author wishes to thank Caldera Inc. http://www.caldera.com/ whose donation of an ASUS dual Pentium board made this project possible, and Thomas Radke, whose initial work on multiprocessor Linux formed the backbone of this project."

    I would say that sco had a great deal to do with starting Linux on the road to server heaven...Somehow they got bit by the Penguins big time trying to shit on Microsoft in the first place. The fact that Al Cox and Thomas Radke had big help from SCO in 1995 is overlooked by many in the Linux community. I think this is why they turned to Microsoft for financial help, the price for that help was all the legal nonsense. Given that Bush has appointed Meyers to the supreme court I would not be at all suprised if in 2007 SCO wins. The sooner Linux is gone the faster Microsoft can gain control over the internet. That is their thinking, and they have the Government behind them. So all and all it is one hell of a good time to become a tech lawyer.

    1. Re:in the beginning there was sco! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell would the supreme court even *remotely* be involved with the sco case?

      SCO will be a smoldering pile long before they even make it out of appeals.

  36. so it took 10 million years to figure out that by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    the question to the answer 42 is: How many lawsuites does an average tech company face around the year 2005?

  37. And the winner is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... SCO ! with 100% of it's revenue spent in lawsuits ! (OK, I'm already outta here...)

  38. You can by spect3r · · Score: 1

    Always buy insurance! :)

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  39. Slashdot is becoming more advanced! by deke_kun · · Score: 1

    Now the dupe is contained in the original post! Save the effort of reposting in a few days, just copy and paste the same text twice for maximum fun and efficiency.

  40. America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    australia has more lawyers per capita than any other country in the world, including america.

    Sorry to nitpick, and this is really not an attempting at trolling but...

    There is no country named "America".

    tmegapscm

  41. Not surprising - or even shocking by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What the article fails to mention is that most of these lawsuits are business to business. One of the huge fallacies of the tort reform movement is that most lawsuits come from individuals. It is simply not the case. Most lawsuits against a company are from another company. Most companies have more contacts with other businesses than with individuals. A consumer isn't going to sue your company over the $20 that you screwed him out of. However, another business will sue your ass if you fail to take delivery of $10,000 worth of computer parts that you ordered.

    I am not saying that there aren't abusive lawsuits by individuals against businesses. They are just few and far between. Nor am I saying that huge class action lawsuits aren't damaging to corporations. Nor am I downplaying the cost for compliance for numerous industry regulations. But for your average business, the owners have more problems coming from vendors rather than their customers.

    So, you want to reduce the costs of business litigation? Pass tough laws against companies that abuse the corporate lawsuit system.

  42. 42! ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does 1.405006118e+51 have to do with this?

  43. 42.7% of all statistics... by PhatboySlim · · Score: 1

    .... are made on up on the spot!

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