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No Porn for You, iPod

TheBrutalTruth writes "Wired has an article explaining why pornographers are staying away from the Video IPod. From the article: 'When it comes to the iPod, Fayling said there are few rewards and many risks. Fayling emphasized the pitfalls of combining a device designed for younger audiences with content they are prohibited from viewing. "There's already a public perception that we (in the industry) are preying on youth," he said. "Without safeguards you open yourself up to more scrutiny from government and parents' groups.'"

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  1. But they're a perfect match! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Operates with one hand!
    Sponges right off!

    The iPod that is.

  2. let me be the first by cicatrix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    to say... "yeah right".

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    1. Re:let me be the first by tpgp · · Score: 4, Funny

      to say... "yeah right".

      Ipod porn actually prceeds the video ipod!

      Here's some ipod porn

      (NSFW - If your Boss has a fetish for watching consumer electronics getting busy!)

      On a serious note - why would anyone with an iPod want porn on it? Just looking at the sleek, curvy lines of an iPod Nano seems to give most Nano owners an erection as it is....

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    2. Re:let me be the first by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just looking at the sleek, curvy lines of an iPod Nano seems to give most Nano owners an erection as it is....

      Hell, if the Nano had an option to vibrate it would be many a girl's best friend.

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  3. Black sheep by Crouty · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bad publicity has never stopped the black sheep of the industry. If any small company sees profit there, it will pornify any device.

    I Couldn't care less.

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    1. Re:Black sheep by jrockway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if I were a porn producer, I would just distribute my movies as H.264-encoded mov files and let the user do what he wants with it. H.264 plays under every OS now and it downloads cleanly to the iPod, so this sounds like a good solution. They're not specifically targeting the iPod (not that I see a problem here), but they're not standing in the way of people who want pr0n on their iPod. Plus it works under linux, which is more than you can say for the low-quality wmv and rm that seems to be the "industry standard" now.

      I, for some reason, don't see much interest in having porn on your iPod, though. I show my iPod to people all the time, and I wouldn't want them uncovering my pr0n stash! (Plus, when do you need porn and don't have a real computer or magazine around?)

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  4. The porn industry preys on the young?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would young people ever want to view porn?! They're young enough to actually get laid. Why fantasize about what you can actually do?!

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  5. Think about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What sort of iPod accessories would porn on the iPod spawn?

  6. ftom the article... by F�an�ro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In February, a man was arrested in Schenectady, New York, for viewing an adult movie in his vehicle. Also this year, Tennessee outlawed the display of obscene movies from a car. The City Council in Flint, Michigan, passed a measure imposing a $500 fine upon drivers who play pornographic movies in their cars.

    WTF? there is a rule specifically against watching PORN in a CAR?
    Is this a rampant problem? Why would anyone need a rule against that?

    (I presume this is not about watching movies while driving)

    1. Re:ftom the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was driving home the other night, and a mini-van in front of me had porn playing on the tv in the back seat. You have no idea how hard it is to smoke a cigarette, talk on a cell phone, and watch a porn on the tiny mini-van tv in front of you while driving.

    2. Re:ftom the article... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      "You have no idea how hard it is to smoke a cigarette, talk on a cell phone, and watch a porn on the tiny mini-van tv in front of you while driving."

      I guess we should just be grateful that both of your hands were already occupied....

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  7. Wait a tick... by axonal · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't there porn for PSP? I would see the PSP targeting a younger audience more than the iPod would.

  8. from the male porn star's point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last week, povPod.com started offering several downloadable videos "shot from the male porn star's point of view."

    hah, now, THAT's a first person shooter.

  9. Privacy by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's what I don't get: who would watch porn on an iPod? First, you need privacy for porn. A group can be interesting; but it's usually just awkward. Next, you need semi-hands free operation. I guess you could prop you iPod agianst something...

    I guess if you just have to jack off in the bathroom at work or you can't make it 4 stops on the subway, then go for it. But the other 99.98% of us will just delay our jacking till we get home.

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  10. Censorship? by SonicBlue · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ah, come on now, sex sells. And, anyway, why would you sell a product that's not letting the customer use it for whatever they want? As soon as the product leaves the company, the company has nothing to do with what it's used for. Censorship is always worse than the content being censored. Just like with everything else, there is a way of getting around it -- there's a guide on how to convert pornographic material so it can still be put on iPods. I wish companies put their money on improving the features rather than to stop the customers from using it for whatever they want.

    Soon monitors will be banned because they're used to view porn.

  11. Potential content? by Impeesa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suspect there wasn't a lot of potential there in the first place. Pr0n is popular on computers, dvd players, and magazines in the bathroom, because they're available in the comfort of your own home. I don't know about the rest of you, but I doubt I'd load my iPod up with pr0n just for the convenience of stopping for a quick pull in a public restroom.

  12. The really reason should be ... by Stormtrooper386 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... the screen is to small and frankly do you really want porn on the move, personally I listen to music in public, it's less likely to get me arrested.

  13. Quote by ceeam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As someone said: "America is a strange country, you cannot have a breast shown on TV there unless it has been cut off". (Sorry, it's a re-translation).

  14. size matters by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 5, Funny

    2.5 inches just aint enough for me

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  15. Lazy Journalism by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've talked to exactly 1 (one) company distributing adult films. Wow! And of how many exactly? Actually several have jumped on already - a mere week after the new iPod was shipped to users! This is a non-story of tabloid bullshit, but I would expect no less of Slashdot than to rehash it I'm sorry to say :(

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  16. Remember that movie? by Jack+Earl · · Score: 5, Funny
    I believe jeff Goldblum said, "Porn will find a way."

    A few scenes later and he is in the back of a jeep with a busted leg driving away from a raging vagina monster.

  17. First off... by rampant+mac · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Fayling emphasized the pitfalls of combining a device designed for younger audiences with content they are prohibited from viewing."

    Let me be the first to say it, but... Get the FUCK outta here! This coming from the industry that exploits the 18 to 21 year old genre?

    Yeah, right....

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  18. Damn by Orionetheus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Introducing the all new iPorn. Wank Different.

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  19. Conflicting reports by radmongoose · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was interesting to read this article after just last night hearing a short news blurb on my local CBS affiliate about the porn industry is "embracing" the new iPod with man on the street interviews with people who don't like the idea of having the "guy sitting next to them in class looking at porn," and overarching implications that parents should be alarmed and ready to take up arms to defend their kids' innocence.

    Other perspectives:
    Pornographers embracing iPod
    Will iPod Be Eye for Porn?
    Harness iPod's dollar power -- porn on the go
    How do you know Apple's new device will succeed? iPod Porn
    Apple iPod delivers "iPorno" revolution

  20. Articles that say the opposite of this one by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The submissions says pornographers are staying away, but I've been reading the opposite conclusion in the past few weeks:

    iPod Porn Now Available

    Apple iPod delivers "iPorno" revolution

    I think it's silly to think pornographers won't be taking advantage of the iPod. Millions of people have them, and millions would love to have porn on them. It's easy business.

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