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No Porn for You, iPod

TheBrutalTruth writes "Wired has an article explaining why pornographers are staying away from the Video IPod. From the article: 'When it comes to the iPod, Fayling said there are few rewards and many risks. Fayling emphasized the pitfalls of combining a device designed for younger audiences with content they are prohibited from viewing. "There's already a public perception that we (in the industry) are preying on youth," he said. "Without safeguards you open yourself up to more scrutiny from government and parents' groups.'"

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  1. But they're a perfect match! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Operates with one hand!
    Sponges right off!

    The iPod that is.

  2. let me be the first by cicatrix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    to say... "yeah right".

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    1. Re:let me be the first by tpgp · · Score: 4, Funny

      to say... "yeah right".

      Ipod porn actually prceeds the video ipod!

      Here's some ipod porn

      (NSFW - If your Boss has a fetish for watching consumer electronics getting busy!)

      On a serious note - why would anyone with an iPod want porn on it? Just looking at the sleek, curvy lines of an iPod Nano seems to give most Nano owners an erection as it is....

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    2. Re:let me be the first by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just looking at the sleek, curvy lines of an iPod Nano seems to give most Nano owners an erection as it is....

      Hell, if the Nano had an option to vibrate it would be many a girl's best friend.

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    3. Re:let me be the first by Jozer99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Honestly, if people want iPod porn, use a video converter! Its pretty easy in Windows, probably easier on the Mac, and Linux guys I'm sure will claim their video converters are easiest of all. iPod plays H.264 and MPEG4, which is a lot more common.

  3. Black sheep by Crouty · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bad publicity has never stopped the black sheep of the industry. If any small company sees profit there, it will pornify any device.

    I Couldn't care less.

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    1. Re:Black sheep by jrockway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if I were a porn producer, I would just distribute my movies as H.264-encoded mov files and let the user do what he wants with it. H.264 plays under every OS now and it downloads cleanly to the iPod, so this sounds like a good solution. They're not specifically targeting the iPod (not that I see a problem here), but they're not standing in the way of people who want pr0n on their iPod. Plus it works under linux, which is more than you can say for the low-quality wmv and rm that seems to be the "industry standard" now.

      I, for some reason, don't see much interest in having porn on your iPod, though. I show my iPod to people all the time, and I wouldn't want them uncovering my pr0n stash! (Plus, when do you need porn and don't have a real computer or magazine around?)

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    2. Re:Black sheep by jamiethehutt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Plus it works under linux, which is more than you can say for the low-quality wmv and rm that seems to be the "industry standard" now.

      Mplayer will play any format you throw at it (like mkv and other weird stuff as well as wmv and rm), the only thing I have problems with is Quicktime subtitles.

      Try it!

    3. Re:Black sheep by ronanbear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I were a porn producer I'd add a soundtrack to a few explicit sex scenes and start selling them as adult music videos.

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  4. The porn industry preys on the young?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would young people ever want to view porn?! They're young enough to actually get laid. Why fantasize about what you can actually do?!

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    1. Re:The porn industry preys on the young?! by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 3, Funny

      the problem is that some young people visit /. Therefore reducing their chance to get laid to almost nill

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  5. Think about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What sort of iPod accessories would porn on the iPod spawn?

  6. ftom the article... by F�an�ro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In February, a man was arrested in Schenectady, New York, for viewing an adult movie in his vehicle. Also this year, Tennessee outlawed the display of obscene movies from a car. The City Council in Flint, Michigan, passed a measure imposing a $500 fine upon drivers who play pornographic movies in their cars.

    WTF? there is a rule specifically against watching PORN in a CAR?
    Is this a rampant problem? Why would anyone need a rule against that?

    (I presume this is not about watching movies while driving)

    1. Re:ftom the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was driving home the other night, and a mini-van in front of me had porn playing on the tv in the back seat. You have no idea how hard it is to smoke a cigarette, talk on a cell phone, and watch a porn on the tiny mini-van tv in front of you while driving.

    2. Re:ftom the article... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      "You have no idea how hard it is to smoke a cigarette, talk on a cell phone, and watch a porn on the tiny mini-van tv in front of you while driving."

      I guess we should just be grateful that both of your hands were already occupied....

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  7. Wait a tick... by axonal · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't there porn for PSP? I would see the PSP targeting a younger audience more than the iPod would.

  8. from the male porn star's point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last week, povPod.com started offering several downloadable videos "shot from the male porn star's point of view."

    hah, now, THAT's a first person shooter.

  9. Note to self... by ErikZ · · Score: 3, Funny


    Create porn blocking flag for ipod and sell it. Make one hojillion dollars.

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  10. Privacy by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's what I don't get: who would watch porn on an iPod? First, you need privacy for porn. A group can be interesting; but it's usually just awkward. Next, you need semi-hands free operation. I guess you could prop you iPod agianst something...

    I guess if you just have to jack off in the bathroom at work or you can't make it 4 stops on the subway, then go for it. But the other 99.98% of us will just delay our jacking till we get home.

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    1. Re:Privacy by JamesTRexx · · Score: 2, Funny

      A group can be interesting

      Which would give a new meaning to the term "flash mob".

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    2. Re:Privacy by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about the other 90% of us blokes who HAVE NO NEED for porn or 'jacking'?

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    3. Re:Privacy by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I can't point out any real data, I'd be willing to bet that just about every mas has jacked off. Most probably do it at least once a week.

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    4. Re:Privacy by Lucractius · · Score: 2, Funny

      three words about relationships providing easy access to sexual satisfaction

      "Not tonight honey"

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    5. Re:Privacy by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 2, Informative
      But upon reaching a socially acceptable age to begin fornication, the practice dies off quickly. Most humans pair off with a sexual partner in a religious/legal relationship, allowing them easy access to sexual satisfaction that is all but univerally preferred to masterbation.

      AHahhahahahahaha! You've obviously never been married.

  11. Re:No, they are not staying away! by rdwald · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Staying away from the iPod? You got to be kidding me!
    http://povpod.com/

    I know this is Slashdot, but if you bothered to RTFA, you'd see that povPod.com is specifically mentioned in the article as providing porn for the iPod. Sheesh.
  12. iPod pr0n by lastberserker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Bad publicity has never stopped the black sheep of the industry. If any small company sees profit there, it will pornify any device.

    Agreed. And in the true spirit of the platform they will call it iPorn or iPr0n or something...

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  13. Censorship? by SonicBlue · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ah, come on now, sex sells. And, anyway, why would you sell a product that's not letting the customer use it for whatever they want? As soon as the product leaves the company, the company has nothing to do with what it's used for. Censorship is always worse than the content being censored. Just like with everything else, there is a way of getting around it -- there's a guide on how to convert pornographic material so it can still be put on iPods. I wish companies put their money on improving the features rather than to stop the customers from using it for whatever they want.

    Soon monitors will be banned because they're used to view porn.

  14. Potential content? by Impeesa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suspect there wasn't a lot of potential there in the first place. Pr0n is popular on computers, dvd players, and magazines in the bathroom, because they're available in the comfort of your own home. I don't know about the rest of you, but I doubt I'd load my iPod up with pr0n just for the convenience of stopping for a quick pull in a public restroom.

    1. Re:Potential content? by MisterSquid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt I'd load my iPod up with pr0n just for the convenience of stopping for a quick pull in a public restroom

      Yeah, I hear what you're saying: public places present a problem if you're mostly sane and flying solo. A better use of the iPod video could be for times when you're with someone in public and both of you are looking to look together. That could be a real turn on and could lead to healthy if somewhat exhibitionistic and/or mildly indiscreet sexy stuff. On the other hand, and you can see what might be putting the chill on the porn industry, imagine a perv who sits next to an outdoor yoga class and queues "Yoga Yolanda Flexes for Felix" for a quick trip to augmented reality. I won't even go to the nightmares of sex-anxious parents who worry that Billy might show Susie "something neat" on his iPod behind the gym.

      I think portable video is inevitable, but I also think that there will be sensationalized stories of the uses and abuses of portable video, too. What I'm wondering is what happens when cameras, wireless, and portable display devices combine to produce a users' revolution in video journalism, not porn, but politics.

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  15. How it normally works by putko · · Score: 3, Funny

    A review of the porn business quickly reveals a pattern: some greedy guy (conincidentally enough, he's almost always a Jew) spots an opportunity to make a killing selling something a bit beyond the Pale.

    First it was "dirty books" and black and white softcore photos -- much later hardcore, gangbangs, bukkake and goatse style stuff. The guy starts making money -- and voila, porn is everywhere and he's filthy rich.

    If nobody steps up to the plate, I'm going to make it happen. I will be the Reuben Sturman of the iPod, damnit!

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  16. The really reason should be ... by Stormtrooper386 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... the screen is to small and frankly do you really want porn on the move, personally I listen to music in public, it's less likely to get me arrested.

    1. Re:The really reason should be ... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why are there so many "adult" magazines at the newstands in airport terminals? It's up around 50% if you include the likes of maxim and cosmo. Obviously, public spaces (indeed confined public spaces) are no problem for quite a few people.

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  17. Quote by ceeam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As someone said: "America is a strange country, you cannot have a breast shown on TV there unless it has been cut off". (Sorry, it's a re-translation).

    1. Re:Quote by ClamIAm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Similar:

      "You can cut off a breast, but not kiss it."

      --Bruce Campbell

  18. How is iPod porn special? by badzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't have an iPod, with or without video, but how is it you need special pay-per porn movies? Couldn't you just download regular free porn movies and load them on? Movies or TV shows work great on mobile phones (have to convert them to .3GP format first) so why not iPod?

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  19. RTFA? by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Speaking of povpod, isn't that a link form the article? I believe it also said something about SuicideGirls. RTFA?

  20. size matters by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 5, Funny

    2.5 inches just aint enough for me

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  21. Lazy Journalism by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They've talked to exactly 1 (one) company distributing adult films. Wow! And of how many exactly? Actually several have jumped on already - a mere week after the new iPod was shipped to users! This is a non-story of tabloid bullshit, but I would expect no less of Slashdot than to rehash it I'm sorry to say :(

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  22. Remember that movie? by Jack+Earl · · Score: 5, Funny
    I believe jeff Goldblum said, "Porn will find a way."

    A few scenes later and he is in the back of a jeep with a busted leg driving away from a raging vagina monster.

  23. First off... by rampant+mac · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Fayling emphasized the pitfalls of combining a device designed for younger audiences with content they are prohibited from viewing."

    Let me be the first to say it, but... Get the FUCK outta here! This coming from the industry that exploits the 18 to 21 year old genre?

    Yeah, right....

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  24. Damn by Orionetheus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Introducing the all new iPorn. Wank Different.

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  25. Re:No, they are not staying away! by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

    povPod?

    What, I can now render my Pov-Ray scenes on the go?

    Nice way to use those CPU cycles when you get sick of listening to music, I guess...

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  26. Re:No, they are not staying away! by Deviate_X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Call me cynical but this just looks like a cheap method of advertising for the two porn websites.

    Slashdot should not have linked to the Wired article and and Wired should not have linked to porn sites, however i suspect they are being paid to do so.

  27. Conflicting reports by radmongoose · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It was interesting to read this article after just last night hearing a short news blurb on my local CBS affiliate about the porn industry is "embracing" the new iPod with man on the street interviews with people who don't like the idea of having the "guy sitting next to them in class looking at porn," and overarching implications that parents should be alarmed and ready to take up arms to defend their kids' innocence.

    Other perspectives:
    Pornographers embracing iPod
    Will iPod Be Eye for Porn?
    Harness iPod's dollar power -- porn on the go
    How do you know Apple's new device will succeed? iPod Porn
    Apple iPod delivers "iPorno" revolution

  28. Re:Try and stop it... it's so unfortunate. by vidarh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Personally I think the Bible is soul destroying legal sh**. I'm not crying about the lack of a ban on that junk because I realise what the consequences of allowing censorship is.

  29. Re:No, they are not staying away! by xiando · · Score: 2, Funny

    The adult anY Of Us industry does not pAy foR that kind of slEazy adveRtIsements in-line in content. NothinG indicaTes that this is very common. There are also nobody In the inDustry who posts on Slashdot just to promote theIr websites. This post is meant to be informative anD NOT just something I wrote to make you click my link and then onto the porn sites listed theer. Such claims are just Bogous, wIerD arE Not that corrUpt, nothinG indicates tHey got money.

  30. Re:Kids have iPods? by JasonEngel · · Score: 2, Informative
    Although they may market the iPod as device for young, cool people, very few young people have them.

    What rock have you been living under? My wife works at a high school, and on several occasions last year I was there during the school day between classes. As a very rough estimate, I'd say at least a quarter of the kids had the telltale white cords dangling from their ears while walking in the hallway.

    And who says their parents are buying these for them? While a lot of kids probably get them as gifts, I bet most of them have summer and after-school jobs and bought their iPods with their own money.

    And the younger kids? My 7-yr-old has an iPod shuffle that I got for him. He wasn't the first kid in his second grade class to have one either. He gets to listen to it while doing his homework.

    I supposed it depends on the community you live in. Teens in blue-collar towns probably are less likely to have one.

  31. I went to buy a pornPod the moment by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny

    I went to buy a pornPod the moment I learned they now support pictures. I winked at the girl behind the counter and asked her to sell me a model fit for my person. She sold me a nano. :(

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  32. And magazines have safegaurds? by pstreck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Without safeguards you open yourself up to more scrutiny from government and parents' groups."
    And can someone please explain me to how an opaque plastic bag sitting behind the 7-11's counter is an adequate safegaurd? I mean personally I could care less if you want porn on you xyz device or not, but content control of digital pornography has been handled very well throughout the Internet boom, so why should it be any different for the iPod--end rant
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  33. iCandy by Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean these iPorn adverts aren't real? iPorn Portable HDD iPod/iPorn. Boy, that'll disappoint a lot of slashdotters.

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  34. Re:Here's one for ya: by msdschris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just make sure you get a washable cover for your ipod so when your friends "borrow" it to toy around you can clean it easily.

  35. Articles that say the opposite of this one by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The submissions says pornographers are staying away, but I've been reading the opposite conclusion in the past few weeks:

    iPod Porn Now Available

    Apple iPod delivers "iPorno" revolution

    I think it's silly to think pornographers won't be taking advantage of the iPod. Millions of people have them, and millions would love to have porn on them. It's easy business.

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  36. Re:Try and stop it... it's so unfortunate. by sulli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Bible is full of porn. Erotica at least. I demand literal interpretation of the Word of God!

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  37. Guilt by Proxy? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's say for a second that this guy is right in regards to his fears of "preying upon children" and whatnot. Now that iPod Video exists, does this mean all porno sites dealing in content playable in Quicktime now risk being accused of making their content readily available to minors in an iPod-compatible format?

    I would not be surprised if someone at Microsoft is spreading the FUD on this one to scare the industry into converting their offerings entirely to Windows Media format. Porno will ultimately decide which media format will remain on top... everything else is simply along for the ride.

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  38. Pfft by Archon-X · · Score: 2, Informative

    What can I say:
    Here are two to start it off

    http://www.povpod.com/main.php
    http://www.ipodporn.com/

    The article is full of rubbish.

    Just like PSP porn, I'm sure this will fill its niche nicely.

  39. Re:American Porn Industry by bmetzler · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I find it disturbing that nobody seems nearly as upset by all of the violent imagery that children are subjected to

    I think that is am extremely unfair characteristic. I believe that probably all adults who find sex on TV to be objectionable would also find violance on TV objectionable. In fact, a brief web search turns up this Rocky Mountain Family Council report on TV Violence and they state that over 80 of families surveyed feel that there is too much violence on TV.

    In fact, I've never heard of any person or group who finds the amount of sex on TV objectionable to also feel that there is not a problem with the amount of violence in TV. Perhaps you'd like to elaborate on your statement.

    -Brent