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A New Biopaper for Organ Printing

Roland Piquepaille writes "Organ printing is an emerging branch of medicine which uses healthy cells to repair a damaged or diseased organ. But as its name implies, this new medical technology needs ink, paper and a printer. Now, a new hydrogel -- or biopaper -- developed at the University of Utah has been selected by the National Science Foundation (NSF) to speed up this process. This five-year NSF study will initially try to print blood vessels and cardiovascular networks. But its real goal is to build some complex organs, such as livers or kidneys. This technology can potentially help millions of people waiting for transplants."

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  1. This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a screenshot of a printed colon

    :

    1. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A printed liver's worst nightmare:

            ,~~~~.
            i====i_
            |cccc|_)
            |cccc|
            `-==-'

    2. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > Here's a screenshot of a printed colon
      >
      >
      :

      Still no cure for ca... hey, wait a minute!

      s/:/;/g

    3. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 4, Funny

      PC Load Liver"? What the fuck does that mean?

    4. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by damiena · · Score: 3, Funny
      I would appreciate it if you would
      s/:/;/gi
      It's the polite thing to do.
  2. Organ printing, eh? by TinBromide · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to my e-mail inbox, i don't need to print a new one, all i need to do is just go to thier website and use a cream or pills or something and i can enlarge my organ to beyond "be1 eef" or something...

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  3. Really now ... by s20451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I want to know is, how long before a couple of nerds try this obvious application of the technology?

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  4. Oh good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh good! Now I don't have to stop drinking like a fish, they can just print me a new liver.

  5. The hitch with this technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The cartridge included with the printer runs out half way through a kidney, and then you find out the replacement cartridge costs $73,489 dollars.

  6. Good and Bad news about this technology. by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good: I can finally get a working version of my pancreas.

    Bad: when I close my eyes all I can see is "PC LOAD LETTER" blinking.

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  7. The possibilities are endless... by Jim+Robinson+Jr. · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if I could get them to print me a new scalp with hair that doesn't fall out? :-)

  8. Oops by dustball23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Sorry about the dimensions of your new organ. We couldn't get the printer off 'Landscape mode'".

  9. I can't wait to get one! by SickHumour · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can think of a few organs that I'd like to print... But is it USB 2.0 compatible?

  10. gives a new meaning... by conJunk · · Score: 5, Funny
    gives a new meaning to "tissue paper", eh?

    sorry... sorry...

  11. Letter or Legal paper? by JudgeDredd · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're going to be printing new 'organs', why not go all the way and use legal-sized paper?

    The only question is, should you use black ink to keep it realistic?

  12. Zombie conspiracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Biopaper == Fruit roll-ups for zombies!!

  13. Printing Food! by TheNarrator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could we use this to print really fine cuts of beef for pennies? Being a geek, I find this particularly interesting because it means I could cook without leaving my computer.

    1. Re:Printing Food! by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find this particularly interesting because it means I could cook without leaving my computer.

      I see you have a P4 also.

  14. Paper Jam by Lars83 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought my P.O.S. Epson 777 made a mess when it jammed....imagine the scene when a spleen gets stuck in there.

  15. Questions for fundies by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does life begin when the printer stops, when the job hits the printer buffer, when it's queued, or when the user clicks the Print button? Should canceling a print job be a crime?

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  16. Two new possibilites by Circlotron · · Score: 3, Funny

    1/- Identity theft will take on a whole new dimension. 2/- "Second hand" shops will start springing up everywhere.