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  1. Re:Chaffing the system on Free Phone Calls... If Advertisers Can Eavesdrop · · Score: 1

    But I AM Rush Limbaugh, you insensitive clod.

  2. Re:Killed?? on Woman Killed In Wii-Related Competition · · Score: 1

    Yes, and every poor sap that gets hit by a beer truck chasing his poodle across the road

    Well, maybe if the beer truck was more responsible and observed the posted leash laws and kept its poodle in a harness that never would have happened.

  3. DUPE! on Firebird 2.0 Final Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on editors... They changed the name to Firefox how long ago? Not only that, but 2.0 was released like 3 weeks ago. I could of sworn I saw an article on slashdot even... Way to read your own site.

    Oh, with... this is a database? Hmmm... they should probably change their name so that people won't get confused all the time.

  4. Re:Well, it's like anything else. on DVDs w/ Built in USB Ports for Copy Protection · · Score: 3, Funny
    With PERL, someone could probably do it in a one-line script. In the shape of a camel.
    What exactly does a one dimensional camel look like, anyway?
  5. Re:Oh please on IT and Divorce? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why won't you put the toilet seat down after you're done using it?

    NOTABUG WONTFIX
    CLOSED

  6. Re:Millionth User on Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here.

  7. Re:Scoreboard is a Little Off on Bloggers 1, Smoke-Filled Room 0 · · Score: 1

    Dodongo hate smoke!

  8. Re:DESU DESU DESU DESU!!! on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 2, Funny

    sage

  9. Stargate on Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where are they going to move the Stargate to then?

  10. Re:SCO again and again. on SCO Accuses IBM of Destruction of Evidence · · Score: 1

    I think "toke" is the operative word here

  11. Re:Bandyopaddywha? on Mother Nature's Design Workshop · · Score: 1

    Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore

  12. Re:Overkill on Psychopharm Going 'Mainstream' In Schools? · · Score: 4, Funny

    caffe-ine
    coca-ine

    Big diff, right?

    calam-ine
    chlor-ine
    cos-ine
    coastl-ine
    cuis-ine
    can-ine
    clothesl-ine
    crystall-ine
  13. Let me give it a go on Apache down, IIS up · · Score: 5, Funny

    user@internet:~$ sudo apachectl start
    Password:
    Starting httpd:

    OK, try it now.

  14. Re:Still doesn't fix on X.Org Releases First Modular Source Roll-Up · · Score: 0

    A distrobution without xeyes? Let's not be crazy here

  15. Re:Forget about the army... on Day of the Robotic Tentacle · · Score: 0

    Funny. When I drink a whole bunch, I usually have a lot of trouble getting my "muscle" powered up.

  16. Re:I'd say more like on Office Tools On The Web · · Score: 0

    I have to completely and utterly disagree with you. Computers are not the best place for videos and gaming, nor will they ever be. And why should they? Computers were meant for displaying originally static text. The fact that it can be made dynamic, is an add-on, rather than a thought out plan. VGA come off more as a kludge than anything else.

  17. Re:Fuzzing and Obfuscation on Mitnick on OSS · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have /. in my default path. It runs every command twice.

  18. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ on A New Biopaper for Organ Printing · · Score: 3, Funny
    I would appreciate it if you would
    s/:/;/gi
    It's the polite thing to do.
  19. Oops on World Standards Day 2005 · · Score: 0

    I think you mean yesterday

  20. Re:CONQUERING? on Google Maps Graduates · · Score: 0

    All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

  21. Re:Orthogonal on An Early Look at StarOffice 8 · · Score: 0

    It's a polygon that is shaped like a tooth.

  22. Re:For the economically conscious on PHP 5 Objects, Patterns and Practice · · Score: 0

    Oh wow. A Slashdot link to Amazon that doesn't contain a referral link!
    So there is hope left in mankind after all!


    But what he didn't tell you was that he is the author.

  23. Re:The performance of compiled code on A Review of GCC 4.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    AYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of
    Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the
    Holy Grail in the Castle of Segmentation Fault'.
    ARTHUR: What?
    MAYNARD: '... the Castle of Segmentation Fault'.
    BEDEVERE: What is that?
    MAYNARD: He must have crashed while carving it.
    LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
    MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
    ARTHUR: Look, if he was crashing, he wouldn't bother to send it over the network
    'aaggggh'. He'd just print it!
    MAYNARD: Well, that's what's his comment says
    GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.

  24. Re:Programmer Base 10 math Calculator on Tiger's 200 New Features · · Score: 0

    Just for reference:

    Reverse Polish Notation

    Basically, it's just operands first, then operationsn

  25. Re:Off-Topic but curious on Microsoft Partially Opens Proprietary XML Format · · Score: 0

    0x461fab0bd7c2?