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No More Lunar Land for Sale

dptalia writes "According to China Daily, Beijing authorities have shut down sales of lunar property. Apparently there's a "Lunar embassy" in China and they've sold 34 people deeds to land on the moon. Not too surprisingly, the government has declared this illegal. The Bejing office claims to be a satellite of the U.S. Lunar Embassy, run by Dennis Hope. Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to."

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  1. What? by bl4nk · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's clearly a lunatic.

    1. Re:What? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I moon over puns with that much bite.

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    2. Re:What? by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      No I'd say the people he sold the "deeds" to are lunatics. This guy appears to be one rich bastard.

    3. Re:What? by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well possibly they can, but it would still require proper claim rules. This means you actually have to go there to claim it.

    4. Re:What? by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, this weird bald guy in a sparkly silver suit with a bizarre midget clone and a giant "frikkin' 'laser'" got there first. But I hear he's willing to sell it for one hundred billion dollars...

    5. Re:What? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "He's clearly a lunatic."

      Ugh. Lately these stupid puns have been a cheap way for a funny mod. I can't wait until this phase is over.

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    6. Re:What? by einstienbc · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's too late. I own the moon. And no one can take it from me. You don't believe me? Then come and try.

      Seriously though, it's in a way like the American old west. You can claim all you want. But it will be the guy with the bigger (legal in this case?) guns that has his cake and eats it.

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    7. Re:What? by Sebilrazen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ugh. Lately these stupid puns have been a cheap way for a funny mod. I can't wait until this phase is over.

      So true. I'm waiting for the tide to turn as well, hopefully this mediocre humor is ebbing and we'll see this trend begin to wane.

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  2. Suckers, suckers everywhere by b0r1s · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and not a drop to drink.

    Morons deserve what they get... buying real estate without due dilligence? You're going to get screwed on Earth, too.

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    1. Re:Suckers, suckers everywhere by Eightyford · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that. I just got robbed five minutes ago since I was nice enough to offer change for a fifty to some punks that said they needed a cab... or something. Did I really deserve what I got?

      I'd rather be an optimist any day, but people that take advantage of others make being one increasingly hard.

  3. Dang! by Dragoonmac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, at least we can be satisfied in knowing that the Moon is still open to conquest by anyone else. I'm still holding out for Sony to claim it and post advertisements on it for their products.

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    1. Re:Dang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They'll install their rootkit on it. Then we won't be able to see the thing until it crashes right into us.

    2. Re:Dang! by Trigun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought that Pepsi would carve their logo into the moon.

    3. Re:Dang! by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but then the Tick will destroy the laser and the moon will only say "Son" instead of "Sony" and then people will get really confused.

      That is, until Chairface builds a Laser-eraser.

    4. Re:Dang! by Sandmann · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a joke from the cold war:

      - Mr. President! The Russians have landed on Mars and they are busy are
      painting it red!

      - Don't worry. We'll just wait until they finish; then we'll write "Drink
      Coca-Cola" in big white letters on it.

  4. Wow!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only do they sell Lunar property, but I just got this fantastic deal on this bridge in Brooklyn!!! Highly Recommend this seller!

    1. Re:Wow!!! by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Brooklyn? That's nothing, I got a great deal on a bridge over in Alaska...

  5. So let me get this straight... by ATAMAH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those 6 acres on the moon i just bought from them - cannot be developed on?

    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by clem · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who knew it'd be adjacent to a wetland?

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    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by sweetspooky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Looks like that summer home is out of the question now.

  6. That's China for you... by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The Bejing office claims to be a satellite of the U.S. Lunar Embassy, run by Dennis Hope. "

    They can even take Hope away from people.

    But seriously, this scam is as old as the 1960s, if not older. Is it my duty as a Slashdot reader to point out that a 30 year old scam copied recently, is not news? No, it's not, so forget I said that, because it is news since people are still falling for it.

    By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt.

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    1. Re:That's China for you... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt."

      Feedack: Do NOT purchase from this guy! He sent me a fucking cat!

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  7. oldest dupe ever? by joeyspqr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The Man Sold the Moon"
    Robert Heinlein, 1950 (Street & Smith 1939)

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  8. Legal according to whom? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    Legal according to whom? I suppose if you have a problem you could take it up with the Lunar Police. Perhaps they'll throw Hope into the Lunar Jail, and he can speak to a Lunar Lawyer about clarifications on Lunar Law.

  9. Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by dada21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like the radio-hyped "International Star Registry" I don't think this is a scam really. Maybe they're just publishing an annual book of Moon "owners"?

    First, I would think these deeds are presented more as a gift gag to someone than an honest investment opportunity. The star registry is lame to us geeks, but laypeople love it.

    Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

    Lastly, even if this is a scam, the potential is there for the buyer to actually own the land. I once bought a tiny parcel of land from a company with a clear title. Years later, the title came into question, yet the new other owner couldn't find any previous owner anywhere. The company I bought from went bankrupt years before, and the courts awarded me the land with maybe $500 in legal fees.

    Proof of purchase helps when no title exists to the land before it. In anarchocapitalist-speak, though, you don't own land until you've mixed your labor with it and no one before you has. Seeing as the moon won't be productive for another 50+ years, that'll be hard to do, but I'm thinking we need to find options for how we'll divvy it up for future generations.

    1. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      My aunt doesn't fall for these things because she's protected. She falls for it because she's gullible and has always lived in a town filled with people she can trust absolutely. She's not taking risks because she thinks she has nothing to lose, so the government ceasing its protection is not going to help her. And her situation is exactly like everyone else's. But at least as long as it continues what protection it offers, a few stupid people will get their money back from evil bastards. I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more.

      If you want people to learn to distrust, teach them that (and good freaking luck. Those people don't learn things), don't blame the government for trying to help the ones that get screwed.

    2. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by blibbler · · Score: 5, Funny

      As the current US president said:
      "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again"

    3. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      Yes, and government trying to "protect" consumers from fake medicines or harmful medical practices are also useless. The only way it will stop is when govermnent stays out and lets people learn medicine and biochemistry for themselves and be fully aware of what treatment or substance they're getting.

      Government should get out of law enforcement in general. Crimes aren't going to stop until people are ready to self-organize into lynchmobs^H^H^H^H^H^H citizen militias and take charge of their crime situation themselves.

      And why are govenrments insisting on feeding armies from the public trough? Shouldn't private business run competing armies and let knowledgeable citizens pay whichever option they felt was best run? Out with government, eh?

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    4. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by Senjutsu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when government stops "protecting" citizens and lets people learn to be aware of what they're buying.

      As the government doesn't actually refund the losses of any victim of scam victims (except in the vanishingly small number of cases where their money is recovered, months or years later), there is no less incentive right now to smarten up than there would be in a system under which the government didn't attempt to punish the scammer for his actions. People fall victim to scams because that's human nature, not because we have a nation of perfectly rational people who are shutting off their rationality because there's no punishment for doing so. The real world isn't a Libertarian's flight of fancy; humans are not perfectly rational actors.

      On the other hand under the current system there is less incentive for new scammers to take up the trade, while in a system absent the disincentives of government punishment, given that gullible people will still be every bit as gullible, scammers would flourish.

    5. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by elronxenu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What if they're not selling the land per se, but are running a registry. You stake your claim to a parcel of land, and the registrar ensures that no two of their customers are assigned the same land. The price you pay is for their service as a registrar of unique land packages.

      Kinda like the DNS really. Hope is Verisign and he's selling you something that he doesn't own and you can call it your own but you don't really own it, particularly not after some big corporation comes around to claim your piece.

    6. Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Like the buy a star as a gift thing? Sure, that's fine, and that registry is even for charity or astronomy funding I believe. But in that case you're buying the certificate and basically making a donation to something. This article sort of left that door open, but that's not what this guy does. He's selling land on the moon as if he actually owned it, could transfer ownership to you, and that would give you some right to it.

      Verisign sells domain name registration services under contract to organizations that own those names (though some of that is in question now). You can't just open up a registry and start charging people to register their vehicles without any connection with the government, can you? Or for that matter provide a "registry" service for land here on Earth that makes the claim that you actually own that land?

  10. Ahhhhh! by BTWR · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

    1. Re:Ahhhhh! by Pyromage · · Score: 3, Funny

      "This pedantry regarding ending a sentence with a preposition is the sort of business up with which I will not put" -- Winston Churchill

    2. Re:Ahhhhh! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      Yeah, well this is English, not Latin.

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    3. Re:Ahhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

      Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!

      Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, asshole!

  11. "Hello Sir... by St0rmwarden · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm looking for a couple of acres to build my Mysterious Secret Moon Base - can I have a look at what's available?" And we thought people were stupid to fall for a Nigerian scam... This one really takes the cake. Or should that be the cheese?

  12. So If by billsoxs · · Score: 2, Funny
    So if you live in New York - you're a New Yorker. If you live in Illinois, you're an Illini.

    Soooo, if you you live on the moon are you a Mooner or a Mooni?

    Sorry - I know, a bad joke.

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    1. Re:So If by Dragoonmac · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it makes you are a Lunatic.

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  13. how much lunar real estate is there? by weighn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    These wags reckon they have sold 400 million acres.

    over 2 million people from 180 different countries have purchased over 400 million acres of celestial real estate-- www.lunarrealty.com.au

    - What is the surface area of the moon, in acres?
    - What GIS / LIS / DBMS are they using to track all this land?

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  14. Aw, shucks! by ScaryMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already have the parts assembled for my "Whalers on the Moon" attraction...

  15. Extend homesteading laws into space already by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you get off your ass, spend billions of dollars of your own money and go land on the Moon you should have some legal right to fence off a bit of land and claim it as your own. Once you've lived on the property for some set period of time you should be free to do a geological survey and apply for mining rights. If it wasn't for homesteading laws like this the west of the United States wouldn't have been settled (and all them native americans wouldn't have been killed, but that's hardly relevant to this discussion).

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  16. does this mean... by GeekyMike · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can sell land on Uranus?

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  17. Legal according to... by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 4, Informative

    The "Outer Space Treaty" (Though the UN experts disagree slightly), illegal according to the "Moon Treaty", which wasn't much supported and probably would not be considered in case anyone challenged Hope on it. I'd assume these treaties are going to get revoked once anyone starts having serious interest in extraterrestrial property, but until then his claims are about the best you'll get, aside from the UNs opinion, which many here don't seem to care much about :-)

    1. Re:Legal according to... by SteveAyre · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Moon Treaty wasn't signed by any of the space-faring countries though.

    2. Re:Legal according to... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      However, in the United States, according to Article VI of the Constitution, "...all Treaties made [...] shall be the supreme Law of the Land". This means that the treaty is not only binding upon the government, but also upon the citizens. That means that if the government can't claim it, neither can its citizens. ... I think, anyway. Naturally, IANAL.

      Actually, here's another angle to approach it from: claiming something as property requires that you occupy it, or at least control it in some respect. Obviously that's not possible, unless Neil Armstrong left a Century 21 sign in the Sea of Tranquility or something. Which means that any such property claims can reasonably be argued to have been abandoned, if not unenforceable in the first place.

      Regardless, any moron who tries to hold up a government that wants to build a research lab or a helium-3 refinery on "their" lunar property will be the cause of a great many guffaws in the halls of power shortly thereafter.

  18. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but...

    Claiming that you can sell something does not automatically give you the right to sell it, even under capitalism.

    You kind of gave it away in your third paragraph. "Assigning ownership to chunks of land"? Yeah, well, who assigns ownership? Dennis Hope? And who assigned ownership to him?

    In the real world, what it comes down to is that there has to be a government in control of the land, and then that government assigns (initial) ownership - either to the squatters who were there already, or to itself. Then capitalism takes over. But first there has to be the government to assign ownership. Before that, all there is, is possession.

    So: Is there a government in control of the moon? No? Well, we could be at the pre-government stage. Is Dennis Hope in possession of some part of the moon? Also no? Well, there you go. He's not a "capitalist" who is "in the right" but oppressed by "land barons far larger than he". He's just a scam artist.

  19. Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. by Speare · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to.

    In the USA (ideal schoolboy optimism here), the government's powers are enumerated and the people retain the rest as their rights. That's "blacklist law" for you digit-heads: if it's on this list, you can't do it.

    In many other regimes, the individual's rights are enumerated (or never even written), and the government retains the rest as their powers. That's "whitelist law" for analogy: if it's on this list, you can do it. Guess where the China government weighs in?

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    1. Re:Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. by patio11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, technically, the Constitution whitelists a few things (regulating commerce between the several states, conducting foreign policy, etc), blacklists everything else (see any number of laws voided for falling out of scope of defined authorities -- Violence Against Women Act, for one), and then blacklists some exceptions to the few things that were whitelisted (no matter how broadly you construe "regulate interstate commerce" you can't regulate it in such a manner as to establish a state religion, etc). The Chinese governmental system, on the other hand, just gives the government root.

  20. real issues here by J05H · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm glad the authorities shut these jackasses down. These "lunar/martian land for sale" businesses increase the giggle-factor against any legitimate property claims in space. Sort of like AC Clarke's statement about space elevators being built 25 years after everyone stops laughing, the same can be said for extraterrestrial land ownership. People issuing fake/joke certificates of ownership is bad PR in the long run.

    Space property rights, extended ownership and salvage rules are going to be hot areas of law over the next 50+ years. We've seen some action with new spectrum allocation, but nothing to grant land-claims, yet. There was a guy trying to charge rent for NEAR landing on asteroid Eros, but he got laughed out of court. Again with the giggle-factor.

    Real challenges to establish property claims in the near future: SpaceDev has said they will emplace transponders and legally claim any asteroids they explore. Someone will figure out how to recycle rocket stages in orbit (salvage). A company flying a private lander to the moon or Mars will claim the uranium/nitrates/ice/whatever that they find at their landing site. Two probes orbitting Ceres will dismantle each other while fighting over the iceball. Those are legitimate future cases for space property issues to be resolved. Lunar acreage in 2005 is not such an issue.

    Josh

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  21. A star to sell me? by game+kid · · Score: 4, Funny
    By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt.

    You cannot be Sirius.

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    1. Re:A star to sell me? by JasontheMason · · Score: 5, Funny

      But of course! And you could be the Sol owner!

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    2. Re:A star to sell me? by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shame on you people, joking at a time like this. Don't you understand the gravity of the situation?

  22. Nice, a fixed tax. by }InFuZeD{ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haha, if you go into the store they have a "Lunar Tax" of $1.51 on everything.
    Those Lunarians are already imposing export taxes!

  23. A loophole in the loophole by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hope thinks a loophole exists in the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty, which forbids governments from owning extraterrestrial property but fails to mention corporations or individuals.

    That's because a corporation or person can only own land in the context of government ownership -- that's why The Dutchy of Freeland exists (whatever legal name they give it) -- If they existed as a corporation sans-government, then England would have had the recognized right (under the doctrine of terra-nullis) to override the claim to the platform and re-assert sovereignty.

    This would also apply to the Lunar Embasy and it's claims. On the other hand, if the Lunar Embasy claims to to the embasy for a government that 'owns' the moon, then it falls (and fails) under the treaty.

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  24. More [lunar] light on the subject by sigzero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Greetings from the Lunar Embassy and the Galactic Government: Thank you for the interest in our program. My name is Dennis M. Hope. I am the founder of the Lunar Embassy and the holder of the claim of ownership for the lands we sell. In 1980 I filed a claim of ownership with the United Nations, the USA and the former USSR. The claim was for the Moon of Earth and the other eight planets and their moons. The reason I filed with the United Nations, is that the UN is the only organization on this planet that was recognized as having the authority to create laws for deep space. The USA and USSR were noticed as a courtesy only. After all they were the world powers at the time. In 1967 the General Assembly of the United Nations created the "Outer Space Treaty." In article two of that treaty it states, "No nation by appropriation shall have sovereignty or control over any of the satellite bodies." Without sovereignty they cannot effectively create or enforce laws and without control they can do nothing else. In the "Outer Space Treaty," there is no mention of individuals. When researching the possibilities of claiming land on other planets I turned to the laws restricting private property claims on Earth. I found that in more than 123 countries on Earth there is a process in place where by citizens may claim ownership to un-owned lands. According to both civil and common law societies the precept of law is in place and fully recognized for private property claims. The problem exists that through all the countries that recognize these claims there are no standard rules for the claims. Since there were no clear formatted rules for the claim I used the acceptance of the precept of law. With the filing of these claims in 1980, to the governments I sent a letter stating my intent was to subdivide and sell these lands to anyone interested in purchasing them and if they (the governments) had a legal problem with that to let me know. Now twenty-five years later I am still waiting to hear from them. From 1980 to 1996 the sales of celestial properties was very slow. I sold approximately 3,500 separate properties. Since 1996 when we built our first facility to house the business we have done remarkably well. We currently have 3.2 million property owners in 180 countries on this planet. The list includes two former Presidents of the United States of America and the current President of the United States. We have politicians from many countries as property owners as well as USA astronauts, Russian Cosmonauts, Chinese astronauts, attorney's, doctors, educators, members of royal families in 6 countries, 453 celebrities like; George Lucas, Ron Howard, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman, Harrison Ford, John Travolta, Barbara Walters, Queen Latifa, Carrie Fisher of Star Wars, Meg Ryan, Clint Eastwood, and many more. Our demographics run the entire continuum. In 1998 the Lunar Embassy had penetrated the Internet as well as we could and sales were good but we knew there was another avenue to increase those sales. I started a reselling program. The first level of reselling was for those individuals that wanted to have the right to sell my property in their country but did not want to pursue this full time. We currently have 27 reselling agents. Then for those individuals or companies that wanted to treat this as something special and important I created the Ambassadorship. In this program the Ambassador would be an exclusive reseller for an entire country. They would through our licensing agreement be able to create their own reselling agents within their territory. Currently the Embassy has Ambassadorships representing 15 countries. Both the Authorized Reseller and the Ambassadors require fee based licensing agreements. In 2001, at a press conference in Las Vegas, Nevada, I gave notice to all governments on Earth that the Lunar Embassy in accordance with its more than 1 million property owners at the time were forming their own government. The Galactic Government was born. In March of 2004, we pres

  25. well that's better by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    than the mining rights, or someone would be able to tunnel in uranus

  26. This is all fine... by chaboud · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm okay with people staking claims on the moon provided that a few conditions are met:
    1. Plots are assumed by flag-planting and are arranged by latitude and longitude. Polar plots are comprised of larger longitudinal sections to balance out the area covered by each plot. These plots are small (no larger than one square mile).
    2. Claim-stakers must take a standard 20 kilogram flag and plant it on the center of each plot to acquire it. That flag must be brought from sea level on Earth to the moon entirely intact (no building the flag in space). The flag must be visible from Earth once planted, and it must bear the signature of the owner. It must also be brought in person. If a robot plants the flag, that robot owns the plot.
    3. For claims to be complete, claim-stakers must return to Earth (sea level) 20 kilogram soil samples from the moon from the planting-places of their flags. This will allow indirect surveying of the moon's composition.
    4. Plots may not be sold directly. Plot owners may grant permission to other parties to lay new claim to their plots, but new claim-stakers must follow the rules governing virgin claim-stakers.
    1. Re:This is all fine... by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's wrong with the existing homesteading laws? If you want to claim a plot of land on the Moon all you should have to do is go fence it and live on it. After a specific period the land becomes yours and you can apply for a title, which you can then trade with anyone you want, or you can apply for geological survey and mining rights. Sure, it currently costs billions of dollars to get to the Moon, but that hardly makes it unfair to apply the same homesteading rules there as anywhere else.

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    2. Re:This is all fine... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, unlike random-rock-in-the-pacific, if you try to export materials from the Moon to Earth you're likely get some busy body government official telling you that you don't have the legal right to sell those materials.

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    3. Re:This is all fine... by evilviper · · Score: 3, Insightful
      if you try to export materials from the Moon to Earth you're likely get some busy body government official telling you that you don't have the legal right to sell those materials.

      That's where targeting systems come in handy :-)

      It takes only a fraction as much fuel to lift a huge chunk of rock off the moon into orbit, than it would from Earth...

      Aim a giant moon-rock at Washington, give it a little push, and your government problems are solved.
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  27. Screw the Moon by Scarletdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can get you a better deal and sell you property rights to Uranus.

    Forget Pluto though. That's Disney's territory.

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  28. Hurry! Only 8,940,583,419 acres remaining by weighn · · Score: 3, Informative

    OK, I got bored...surface area of the moon:
    37.8 million square km
    or 9,340,583,419.46 acres
    subtract 400,000,000 acres which are pwned and you are left with...shitloads of infertile land, but what a view! B)

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  29. I bought land on the moon before this guy by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back when I was in grad school in Berkeley in 1978-1979, I bought an acre of land on the moon. Unlike this current guy, who claims to have legitimately laid claim to the whole moon and to be selling everybody a unique piece of land, the guy I bought it from showed up on campus wearing a silver space suit and doing a great schtick, making it clear that he's selling everybody the *same* acre of land, and that he's trading you a nice big fancy green piece of paper with engraving and shiny bits on it and pictures of the moon (the deed) in return for a little boring green piece of paper with a picture of a dead politician on it. He'd been arrested a number of times, because some towns don't like guys in space suits selling acres of land on the moon, but they couldn't legitimately charge him with fraud because he was quite upfront about how he's selling everybody the same acre of land, and he had lots of good pictures of the police trying to keep a straight face while busting him. And he finished with an anti-drug message, about how you shouldn't go taking large quantities of LSD or *you* might end up on the streetcorner in a silver spacesuit selling people land on the moon.

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  30. Amazing. by MiKM · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I bought the last plot! This will be worth a fortune!

  31. Staking a Claim/Claimjumping by core+plexus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I work in the mineral industry, and we frequently encounter what is known as "paper staking", whereby the purported claimant just files the paperwork rather than actually physically staking the ground.

    It's the source of many lawsuits, and oftentimes claimjumping.

    "Staking Your Claim to Alaska's Mineral Wealth"

  32. Closer to home by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Funny
    There is pleny of unclaimed ocean right here on earth.

    All you need is a boat, lots of rocks and dirt, and voila "instant country"
    strap a shotgun onto the boat, and have yourself a navy too.

    You can then declare war on the US.. get invaded, and have your country rebuilt for free !

    dbcad7

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  33. Who will enforce it? by dingleberrie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hi. I'm looking for someone to enforce my deed for lunar land. My country won't do it because it has no jurisdiction. I am trying to assemble my own army, but I have no money left since I spent most of it acquiring the entire crater out beyond the 10 mile mark of the perimeter. Please help, as my only other recourse is a contact I have in Nigeria. Thanx.

  34. The law on the moon... by servognome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    will come from the barrel of a gun. It doesn't matter what laws are passed right now, whoever gets up there first and can protect their property will rule the land. Once a presence is established you become the defacto owner, and somebody has to force you off.

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  35. Re:Bwaaahahaha! by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mod parent up! (I already responded in this topic.) Ownership is only actual when it is enforced. No one who's buying these so-called "deeds" have the ability to travel to the moon and claim their so-called "property". Therefore, these claims will be entirely moot when someone else actually manages to get there. That qualifies this whole endeavor as a scam in fact, if not according to law.

    Ownership comes from power, and nothing else. The various prehistoric tribes "claimed" the American continents by settling on the land (so to speak). Then the the Spanish, English, French, et cetera showed up and erected a few towns with tall fences, brought some guns, and "claimed" the surrounding area.

    Heck, in the 1880's, the various European governments carved up Africa like a roast, arbitrarily defining colonies everywhere. They only followed up with the settlers and guns years later.

    The point is that people can make claims any time they want. But they're completely pointless until the soldiers and workers arrive to exploit and occupy the area. And the workers and soldiers are representatives of the government.

  36. Biggest Landgrab in History by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've long considered the Outer Space Treaty the biggest - and most arrogant - land grab in history when our so-called governments decided that none of its citizens could own anything off of the Earth itself. In essence, they have taken the entire rest of the Universe and put it off limits for private ownership. How dare they?!

    Of course none of the Outer Space Treaty actually matters since the truth is that land, as always, will belong to he (or she) who can claim it and defend it afterwards! We don't need no stinking treaty.

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  37. This is nothing new ... by PseudoQuant · · Score: 2, Informative

    This man http://www.geocities.com/cjstender/McArdle.htm/ has been selling plots of the moon for at about thirty years. I still have a certificate for the plot that I bought in the early eighties (just $1.00).

  38. Declare sovereignty by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apply for a title? From whom? You're making the assumption that there's an existing government in place on the moon from which you apply for title to land.

    That's crap. If you have the resources to get your butt onto the moon and establish a permanent presence, you should just declare yourself to be a sovereign state and tell the rest of the world to "f*ck off."

    Be prepared to defend your new turf, however. Nothing gets a country's attention as much as someone attempting to declare sovereignty in a very visible place. You'll probably be getting a visit from the Space Marines, the Ukrainian Space Police, and the Chinese Taikonaut Re-Education Squad.

  39. Re:Ignore this OT Compliment!!! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, that means that also English and German not the same syntax have? That can I hardly believe!

    Amazing discovery: Syntax is language-specific. News at 11.

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