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SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information

dr_d_19 writes "According to Groklaw, SCO is now demanding IBM to turn over 'all documents concerning IBM's contributions to the Linux 2.7 kernel, including development work'. Of course, there is no 2.7 kernel and no plans at all to create one."

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  1. Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by Musteval · · Score: 5, Funny

    IBM just hasn't released it yet. Bastards.

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    1. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by aurb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn! Just finished compiling 2.6.14...

    2. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by nofx_3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your post has been recorded and will be used as evidence in our trial.
       
      --SCO

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    3. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Looks like the best evidence SCO have ever had.

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      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    4. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meanwhile, SCO has also requested that the court subpoena all conversations between IBM executives and the tooth fairy, citing the potential for disclosure and dissemination of Unix source code through pillow-related transactions.

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    5. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by drgonzo59 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, then IBM should comply and promptly deliver a folder full of plain white paper, a bunch of blank CDs and perhaps about 100,000 new punch cards for the "full" effect.

    6. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by morganjharvey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Meanwhile, SCO has also requested that the court subpoena all conversations between IBM executives and the tooth fairy, citing the potential for disclosure and dissemination of Unix source code through pillow-related transactions.

      I'd think that they'd be more concerned about blanket statements.

    7. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by dusik · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can compile it with CONFIG_SEMEN=N if you wish.

    8. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by harley_frog · · Score: 3, Funny
      I can just imagine IBM's reaction:

      IBM's Lawyers: (hands judge and SCO's attorny's each a blank sheet of paper) Here is all the documentation we have on our contributions to the Linux 2.7 kernel.

      SCO's Lawyers: Is this some kind of joke? There's nothing on here.

      IBM's Lawyers: Precisely! Just as you requested. Point of fact, your Honor, is that there is no Linux 2.7 kernel; never has been, never will be.

      Judge: (to SCO's Lawyers) Is this motion a joke?

      SCO's Lawyers: (blathering like idiots)

      Judge: I find SCO guilty of criminal stupidity. Case dismissed!
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    9. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by dunng808 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you insinuating that there is a cover-up?

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    10. Re:Oh, there's a 2.7 kernel! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I tried that once, but then it proved impossible to spawn new processes.

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  2. Okay . . . by failure-man · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO does not, and has never had a firm grip on reality. This is news?

    1. Re:Okay . . . by qortra · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This request might not be as non-sensical as you think.

      We all know that Linus prefers the bazaar style software development methodology, but there is no guarantee that IBM doesn't have cathedral style GPL'ed development going on. They might be preparing to drop new code in the next version of the Linux kernel (there will be another one eventually).

      There are plenty of kernel drivers, filesystems, and whatnot that can be developed (or at least started) without a completely clear understanding of the upcoming kernel architecture (provided at least a few essentials are the same, such as the monolithic design).

      Nevertheless, SCO is stupid; point taken.

    2. Re:Okay . . . by Aumaden · · Score: 2, Funny
      More like the terrible accident you know you shouldn't pause to gape at, but just can't help it.
      "There's a 2.6 mile backup on the I-15 approaching the 241 interchange. Looks like all of Slashdot is pulling over for a look at the train wreck that was The SCO Group"
    3. Re:Okay . . . by rawwa.venoise · · Score: 2, Interesting

      SCO is not stupid. It's just Microsoft hand behind all that money, trying to stop IBM of pushing
      linux further and conquere the server market. When there was only AIX, SCO, IRIX and BSD
      NT kernel started to gain a respect position in the server market, a position this guys on
      redmond are loosing with the Linux rulling in server, specially last Z series of IBM and the future line of PowerPC based servers. Who do you trust for businnes? Even IBM is whiling to allow
      Sun Solaris as the base system of their server line. Now people just jump of x86 hardware and
      do nice with Power ... No wonder they wnat to stop IBM. IF you got a x86 you can easily swap
      the OS and put a 2000 server, guess what, people on PowerPC do not run 2000 server.
      I'm alredy seeing the picture: you just need to change the OS no hardware need:
      Customer with PowerPC: Can i run Windows on it? No then sorry i not interested in changing.

      IBM should seriously considerer the chance of crushing these bastards ...

    4. Re:Okay . . . by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's there to crush about this demand? It's like demanding that Iran reveal all its plans to build a nuclear reactor on Neptune.

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  3. Of course not ... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone knows that linus is going "corporate", and playing the version game.

    Next linux versions according to the roadmap:

    1. Linux 3.0
    2. Linux 2k6
    3. Linux ZP

    Lets hope that biff, darl, and kevin don't read slashdot, or the jig is up!

    1. Re:Of course not ... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude! Duke Nukem forever is so old-school. We stopped running that on the last generation of optical processors. Its "Duke Nukem: The Heisenberg Incident" thats all the rage on our quantum boxes.

      The only problem is, half the time when I try to play it, I get "file not found". Damn Schrodinger!

    2. Re:Of course not ... by eno2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You couldn't be MORE wrong than ever now could you? Linux Tovalds is not a business man. He's a communist. He believes in sharing his operating system so that he can infect machines with the biggest communist virus ever written by man. And why? I have it on good authority that he plans to utilize the Linux kernel in every computer to pull off a mass DDoS attack with millions of machines in unison against the American nations of the world. If you love American and your country you will join with Microsoft and SCO now in opposing the threat of this international terrorist by buying a copy of Windows XP for every electronic device in your house connected by a wire to the internet. Yes this even means to anything plugged into the mains because it's indirectly a channel to the internet since the grounding in all electonirc equipment is connected to everything else.

      We have a plan to keep this from happening and it involves extensive litigation against Linux Torvalds and his corporation IBM. The big blue has been infected and is to be financially quarantined until further notice. Only buy stocks from true red blooded American nations like Seattle where Microsoft is and Utah where SCO is and invest in your country. All Americna nations of the world unite against this threat!!! We will not let the communists win! We will not let the spirit of sharing without earning prevail!! We must fight back against the oppressors linke teh Linux Tovalds and teh BSD!!!!!! Join me!!!

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    3. Re:Of course not ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lets try again ...

      A lot of errors are based on faulty assumptions.

      For example, people assume that something can only take 2 valid values, so they set a variable based on that.

      However, a boolean that is not initialized should reflect that it is neither true nor false, but in an indeterminate state (and no, the default initialization should not count - you're then depending on default behaviour that may very well mask a mistake in your logic).

      In other words, while it may hold either TRUE or FALSE, it may not accurately reflect what you think it does.

    4. Re:Of course not ... by Watts+Martin · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you're describing is essentially what Ruby does: there are true and false constants, but there's also a nil constant, which is what an uninitialized variable is set to. ("Uninitialized" is not the same as "undefined" in Ruby; if the variable isn't defined and you use it in a comparison, your program breaks.)

      The problem, one could say, is that people aren't using high-level languages enough. But I recognize that leads to religious wars. :)

  4. Send 'em a box of blank paper by docbrown42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...either that, or a empty box.

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    1. Re:Send 'em a box of blank paper by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better yet, a box of toilet paper.

      No, not the nice soft stuff. The nasty cheap English stuff, that'll scrape open their bleeding haemorhoids, because its obvious these guys have been sitting on their brains for too long ...

      And while you're at it, sprinkle some fibreglass insulation fibres in the box, to give them "the itch you can't scratch in public." Hopefully, they'll think they caught anal gonorhea (you gotta catch *something* after trying to fuck over millions of people).

    2. Re:Send 'em a box of blank paper by Splab · · Score: 5, Funny

      mmm.. Charles Bronson styled toiletpaper - rough, tough and wont take shit from nobody.

    3. Re:Send 'em a box of blank paper by cab15625 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Empty box with Plank's constant (in a variety of untis) and a picture of a cat stamped all over the outside. Then when SCOX complains ... "Your honour, we did our best to comply. It's not our fault that they openned the box."

  5. SCO's retort by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    "Your Honour, we propose that there may be a Linux 2.7 kernel in... you know... that other dimension where Spock has a beard."

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    1. Re:SCO's retort by Xentor · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What's the use of us staying up all night arguing about whether there is or isn't a Linux 2.7 kernel, when you walk right up and tell us it doesn't exist!? We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! I demand that I may, OR may NOT be Darl McBride!"

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  6. But when it comes out... by daniel_mcl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What do you want to bet that once the 2.7 kernel does come out that SCO points at the IBM contributions and claims perjury? Actually, that's probably the strategy they're going with here in the first place.

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    1. Re:But when it comes out... by peragrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not perjury if at the time it was true. And trying to pull such a stunt isn't a good way to impress the judges. It only shows the incompetence of your lawyers.

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    2. Re:But when it comes out... by failure-man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No court on earth would ever buy that. Judges do understand the fact that reality changes over time.

      (Although, if SCO does push the "Linux 2.7" thing, which they may be stupid and/or high enough to do, it would be some nice smartassitude to jump a version number to piss them off.)

    3. Re:But when it comes out... by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, hasn't it been traditional (at least recently) for stable branches to be even versions (2.2, 2.4, 2.6) and dev branches to be odd? Then I remember some story about breaking that tradition by putting experimental code right into the 2.6 branch. Given those two conditions, the next logical release WOULD be 2.8.

  7. Maybe not as a big a deal as the article says? by conJunk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sure, it's funny. SCO is caught looking like fools. Ha ha. But maybe not such a big deal.

    Document requests in discovery are governed by Rule 34. One of the provisions of this rule is that the respondant has 30 days to answer the document request.

    IBM will say "sorry, we don't have any of the documents you've requested because they don't exist"

    Sure SCO looks bad, but i don't think this is a case of everybody "laughing so hard we won't be able to hear you if you mumble" as TFA suggests.

    1. Re:Maybe not as a big a deal as the article says? by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Considering that they said "2.7" in the oral presentations in the court, yes, this is silly beyond words, and I suspect that the Nazgul will respond accordingly...

      I suspected that this sort of BS was WHY SCO filed everything under seal- it'd be shown for the lame tripe that they've been shown to be holding in their hand up to this point. I think they may well have been handed all the rope they need and then some; I think there's some PSJ's in SCO's relative near future and a raftload of agony for the Principals on SCO's side in this whole debacle.

      Well, at least one can HOPE that this will end finally soon enough.

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  8. The answer is easy by Philodoxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    The way I see it, IBM has two very easy answers to SCO's request.

    1) Hand them a blank piece of paper.

    2) Attach a bell and a whistle to a CD containing the source for the latest 2.6 kernel.

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    Oh, a lesson in history from Mr. I'm my own grandpa.
  9. While they're at it... by YodaToo · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they should get copies of the patents for that perpetual motion machine.

  10. Still damaging by Vlijmen+Fileer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To most of us, SCO has been purely laughable for a long time already.
    But as long as it can stay in the news, it will keep damaging Linux's reputation; other pepole keep hearing the general news of "Linux being under attack".
    The big question, and what we should hope for is: when will SCO's whining /ever/ stop?

  11. Couldn't this be wrong? by Sj0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Last time I checked(admittedly, it's been a long time), odd numbered kernels are the kernels where major changes are made. Couldn't it be said that SCO is really asking for future plans on major additions to the kernel in asking for planned additions to 2.7, rather than simply asking for data about a piece of code which does not yet exist?

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    1. Re:Couldn't this be wrong? by e6003 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Perhaps so. But (a) as others have pointed out, in legal practice one has to phrase one's requests very exactingly, not least because the other side will give you literally what you ask for and nothing more and (b) more to the point, as IBM has pointed out several times to the Court, SCO's FUD when they started this lawsuit 30 motnhs ago (yes, thirty months...) included public puffing that they had mountains of evidence. Indeed Darl is quoted at one point as saying they had all the evidence they needed and would be fine to go to trial with what they had (early to mid 2003) without needing to do discovery. Yet now they demand IBM turns over all the material they have and will ever possibly have in the future on Linux, "non-public Linux contributions" plus AIX and Dynix. I'll bet a goodly number of quatloos that this point is hammered home in IBM's reply to this.

      Of course, don't forget the deadline for closure of fact discovery is rapidly looming (27th Jan 2006 according to Groklaw's timeline of the IBM case) and since SCO doesn't have anything they need to manufacture a delay somehow. I would be very surprised if they get it though.

  12. Typos by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I usually go easy on people for making typographical errors like this, and dislike nit-picking over such things by an online community of hecklers, it's pretty funny.

    FYI, to those who haven't scanned the pdf, they also request:

    "All documents concerning IBM's contributions to" ten specific Linux projects, including "development work," and "all documents concerning contributions to Linux" through several additional specific Linux projects.

    So it doesn't seem to indicate that the memo is null and void, or that the lawyers don't know anything about technology, just that the lawyers are being very hasty and don't check their facts. Of course, SCO has not demonstrated much regard for "facts" at all in this case.

    1. Re:Typos by Omnifarious · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you read some of the other comments and the whole article and stuff it links to, you'll see that SCO specifically said '2.7' in oral arguments as well. This is not a typo.

      Additionally, the judge has fairly specifically limited discovery to things where SCO can show some infringement has occured. So, asking for stuff on 2.7 (which doesn't exist) is showing that they're completely ignoring her rules about discovery.

      The only way I can see for this to not cause SCO to look like complete idiots is if IBM really does have some internal development going on on something they call '2.7'.

  13. Well, its my turn to demand something of SCO by TinBromide · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its my turn to threaten legal action against the company of SCO if they don't immediatly hand over any remaning quantities of what they're smoking and the phone number of the guy they got it from.

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  14. Waited For It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have posted before wondering why IBM would allow such a stupid suit by SCO to continue for years. But maybe this unmitigated autodiscredit is the payoff. IBM's lawyers have worked hard for years on tough stuff. Maybe this gig is just a payoff, an IBM lawyer's wet dream.

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    1. Re:Waited For It by twiddlingbits · · Score: 2, Informative

      IBM has asked for Summary Judgement, the courts have not allowed it (yet..maybe when Discovery is over in early 2006). SCO is really being allowed massive amounts of rope by the Courts. That is the reason things are taking so long. Which might be good if there is an appeal. Based on what I have read on Groklaw from legal experts, the length of time this case is taking is really not that long compared to others of a similar nature.

      Yes, IBM could have bought them for a fraction of the cost of litigation, but I think IBM is 1)standing on prinicple they didn't do anything 2) won't be "blackmailed", if they give in to SCO God only know how many others will be coming after IBM 3) winning in Court would clear Linux completely from any shadow of being derived from UNIX.

  15. No Plan? by alfrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Said who?
    Why are we assuming that, since we're in the 2.6 branch that they have no intention of moving into a 2.7.
    Isn't that called development?Second of all, why would IBM have information about it? And why does SCO care?

    1. Re:No Plan? by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Informative

      Says Linus and the other lead developers. A while back they changed their minds about how kernel numbering and development was going to take place.

  16. In other filings... by jd · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCO has also demanded the BBC turn over working blueprints of the TARDIS, that Arthur C Clarke provide a CVS snapshot of HAL 9000 and that Isaac Asimov reveal the equations used in psychohistory. SCO is also investigating secret codes in the Bible for possible hidden prophecies revealing System V code.


    I am now convinced that someone at SCO has flipped their lid and become a paranoid schizophrenic. Either that, or they are aiming at a career on the Comedy Channel once SCO sinks without trace.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  17. And IBM will refuse to comply. by RandoX · · Score: 3, Funny

    More evidence of the giant corporation stonewalling justice.

    :)

  18. Of course they want the 2.7 kernel... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have to write SCO System VI somehow.

  19. read TFA. it's probably a typo. by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Quoting from SCO's motion, which is reprinted in TFA, emphasis mine:
    • All documents concerning IBM's contributions to" ten specific Linux projects, including "development work," and "all documents concerning contributions to Linux" through several additional specific Linux projects.
    • "All documents concerning IBM's contributions to the Linux 2.7 kernel," including "development work."
    • "All documents concerning IBM's contributions to any development tree for Linux," including the "development trees" themselves.

    The boldfaced line is the only one in the motion where the "2.7" appears.

    Now, do you really think that they intended to demand code contributed to a nonexistent project? Or that perhaps, just maybe, someone fat-fingered "2.6?"

    In other words, this is most likely just a silly typo. Nothing to see, move along.
    1. Re:read TFA. it's probably a typo. by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not likely...

      The transcripts of the orals give them saying clearly "2.7" in the discussions of the filing.

      That means that the Lawyer in question either didn't do his work going into the hearing, relying on the content of the filing- or he genuinely believes there's a 2.7 version. Either way, that doesn't reflect well upon SCO's Counsel.

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    2. Re:read TFA. it's probably a typo. by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are probably correct it was a typo. But SCO could not wait for their monkeys to type out another legal brief with the correction. It took them 5 years to get this one almost right. They were just hoping that no one would notice. (damn interns can't get one thing right...)

      Of course now that it has been filed IBM can provide a response that says nothing has been contributed to Linux 2.7 kernel since it does not exist yet.

      If SCO comes back and claims that there will be a 2.7 kernel and they know this because they saw it during a time travel trip then everyone will know the end is near. :)

      Of course if it is a typo it does not look good for SCO's lawyers. The reason most legal documents are mostly incomprehensible is because lawyers are suppose to use very precise unambigous language which leaves little or no room for interpetation. At least that is what they keep telling us. The actual end result is that no one can really understand any of it. But the lawyers take an oath to pretend they understand it so they can keep skimming money off the rest of us. Reality is they keep using copies of the same boiler plate document that someone said sounded good hundreds of years ago which has lost all meaning in todays world.

      This case just proves the point that the court system has little to do with reality, justice, or the facts. It is two groups of lawyers trying to snow the jury and or judge with irrelavent information that has no baring on the facts of the case or the truth. They just argue hoping to convince the jury and/or judge to vote for their side. And guess what? The lawyers don't really care who wins, both sides lawyers will get paid regardless of who wins. In some cases the lawyer that wins does get a big cut of the money recovered but none of them go away with nothing. What is even funnier is if the lawyer does not think they will make enough money, either by losing the case or just not enough money on the table to start with, they just won't take the case.

      I keep thinking I should have gone to school and become a lawyer. But then I realize I would not be able to pass the bar exam. I have ethics. :)

  20. Tough week for SCO by Skiron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grokster had the 2.7 kernel code for download...

  21. Re:So embarassing by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kind of off-topic, but your signature is also a bit embarassing:

    Educational Sig: Referrer is spelled with two r's, not one. HTTP_REFERER has a typo.

    Last I looked, Referrer is spelled with 4 "r"s, not one OR 2.

    R - e - f - e - R - R - e - R

    (capitalized/capitalised* so you can't miss them)

    *spelling varies depending on continent :-)

  22. Re:So embarassing by seanellis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Strange. I'm as skeptical about the US as the next guy (and I live just across from France, dont'cha know?), but I never even considered SCO's corporate asininity as an "American thing" until you mentioned it.

    After a little reflection, I still don't view it that way. IBM, after all, are the good guys here and they're American too.

    IMO, it's a "stupid company thing". And believe me, there are quite a few of those outside the US, too.

  23. Linus to release notes by supun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linus has a notes about Linux 2.7 on a few bar napkin. Many are just pictures of a penguin pissing on a grave stone with SCO carved in it.

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  24. That was suggested on Groklaw... by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone hinted that it'd be damned cool if Linus went and sent out an email, announcing 2.7, with the content in a file or the email to the effect of: "This Release Intentionally Left Blank" and then release 2.8/2.9.

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    1. Re:That was suggested on Groklaw... by greginnj · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be very risky for Linus to do. He'd get sued for copyright infringement by the estate of John Cage.

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  25. Sounds hot... by nathan+s · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pillow transactions with the tooth fairy. Yeah baby!

  26. They might as well reveal it ... by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most of us have been keeping this a secret, but the 2.7 series source is on a HD-DVD disk hanging from a sky-hook in the basement of the Alamo.

  27. But that's not the funny part. by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Funny
    To get the real humor, you need to read the transcript of the last hearing. In a nutshell, they were telling Judge Wells that she ordered IBM to produce tons of Linux discovery. Wells -- bluntly -- said she ordered no such thing. Moreover, she points out that SCO had never actually asked about Linux code in the first place.

    In this new motion, SCO is not only saying that she really did order IBM to produce Linux code, but adds a new version (which they also have not previously mentioned) to the list. They're telling Kimball that Wells misunderstood her own orders.

    With the cajones on these guys, it's a wonder they can walk.

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    1. Re:But that's not the funny part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is the wrong phrase: With the cajones on these guys, it's a wonder they can walk.

      This is the right phrase: These guys have shit for brains.

    2. Re:But that's not the funny part. by rg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You probably meant "cojones". "cajones" means "drawers" and does not make sense :/.

  28. Its on its way ... kind of. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Informative

    If the following forum is anything to by, people are talking about it:

        Linux 2.7 kernel

    Even if it is not necessarily in active development, people are talking about what they would like to see.

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  29. The Big Issue by augustz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The big big issue in this is the order in which discovery is occuring.

    In a normal court case, when you file the case you need to identify with specificity what your claim is.

    In this case, at a minimum, SCO should have detailed, with specificity, what code they beleive is copyright / contract violated and why during the discovery process by now.

    This 2.7 thing is a nitpick honestly. The fact that IBM probably has only a limited clue on the details of the copyright and contract claims is a much much bigger deal.

    These claims need to be detailed so they can be addressed. They need to identify WHAT Sco says it owns, WHICH contract provision were violated etc.

    Surprised there hasn't been more of an effort in this area, and am almost certain that whatever SCO comes with up will continue to be vague. Make that a predicition, IBM will file a motion for clarification after fact discovery ends. They should be getting this on the judges radar NOW however.

    Interesting case though.

  30. coupla thoughts by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IANAL, but I've seen the inside of the Courtroom, alas.

    First of all, the Court generally allows very wide latitude in discovery, certainly including such wild speculative fishing trips as this one. The principle is that the parties should have maximal access to any information that could even conceivably help their case. Not just in the interests of justice, that is, so that the parties can make the best case they can, but also in the interests of finality. You don't want the loser appealing the judgment or otherwise coming back to Court again because they can argue some sliver or other of information wasn't available, and if it had been it might've made all the difference, blah blah blah. You want people to believe the Court gave the losing party every conceivable imaginable chance to make their case -- and they just couldn't.

    IBM knows this, too, of course, and that is why they cooperate in the discovery, and why they won't settle. They want the SCO lawyers to make the very best case that can possible be made, so that after SCO loses, this issue is dead, dead, dead and no one will even think about bringing another case like it ever again, and no Court will ever entertain it. IBM does not hire stupid lawyers.

  31. Re:So embarassing by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, but this doesn't make America great at all. Things that were done in the distant past are not a reason to respect something or someone today. Yes, America's founders were wise men with great ideas, but guess what? That was over 225 years ago. Rome had some great achievements too, but you don't see anyone talking about how great the empire of Rome is now do you? Or what about the Greeks? They sure did some amazing things too, several thousand years ago.

    What's important today is what America is doing today. What great things has America done recently (as in the last 10 years; usually people want to talk about WWII for some reason, which was over long before they were born)? As an American, I can't think of a whole lot.

  32. More like... by khasim · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... IBM now has to provide extensive documentation to convince the Court that they do not have a 2.7 kernel ... while SCO simply claims that IBM is hiding the 2.7 kernel and will "prove" it once IBM finally complies with SCO's request to turn over everything done by anyone, ever, on any project under any contract.

    WAIT! Before you hit that "FUNNY" mod!

    SCO HAS demanded access to information/code that a developer (who may have existed) may have written on a computer that may not have been uploaded to a server because it may have been in a "sandbox" and THAT code may be the code necessary for SCO to "prove" its case.

    Because maybe that maybe developer may have done something that may not have been allowed under a contract that may have covered what that maybe developer may have done on a machine that might have existed, in a sandbox that might have existed, that may not have any other record.

    1. Re:More like... by Fallingcow · · Score: 5, Funny

      All your talk of sandboxes and proving that one DOESN'T have something is giving me flashbacks to 2002.

      Next SCO will be taking made-up pictures and satellite photos of filled-in dirt holes to the UN and saying that it's conclusive proof that IBM is evil and must be invaded.

    2. Re:More like... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 4, Insightful
      SCO HAS demanded access to information/code that a developer (who may have existed) may have written on a computer that may not have been uploaded to a server because it may have been in a "sandbox" and THAT code may be the code necessary for SCO to "prove" its case.
      Because maybe that maybe developer may have done something that may not have been allowed under a contract that may have covered what that maybe developer may have done on a machine that might have existed, in a sandbox that might have existed, that may not have any other record.

      You know, at times, you almost have to feel some sympathy for the lawyers and judges trying to cypher this crap out. I mean, Jesus Christ, that nearly made my head explode.

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  33. Re:Ow. OwOwOw. by AceCaseOR · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wikipedia's got some web-based Ibuprofin for them thar migrane. The Story Thus Far:

    1. The article on the SCO vs. IBM case
    2. The article on SCO's whole fuss over Linux in general
    3. The article on SCO itself.

    This should get you started in learning all you need to know to get you caught up. Hope this helps!
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  34. Makes a lot of sense by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember the whole exercise, from Darl's perspective, is to keep things alive for as long as possible to keep pumping money into legal fees etc. The best way to do this is to open up a new can of worms.

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  35. Linux Version Numbers by bsd4me · · Score: 2, Informative

    Linus did come up with some whacky versions numbers at various points in the kernel history. In mid 1992 there was 0.95c+

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  36. New CEO at SCO by moojin · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO announced that it has appointed a new CEO, Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, to carry on with the lawsuits against IBM. You may remember Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf from his former position as the Iraqi Information Minister.

    http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

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  37. Re:So embarassing by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In reference to the GP: weren't the ideals of the founding fathers of the US based on those of the intelligencia of pre-revolutionary France, as well as those of Germany?

    ...the US will find a way to return to the days when it was a country run by the people, for the people, where ultimately it was the citizens who were held up above all else, instead of the corporations and corrupt politicians.

    Ever heard of The War of 1812? This was started by corporations and corrupt politicians less than 40 years after the country was founded. The corporations involved were mostly international fur companies, who had offices in the US, the Canadas, and the UK. The politicians were those with little power who wanted a larger influence in government -- so they painted the Indians and Canadians as evil foreigners who were out to invade and terrorize US soil, while invading Indian and Canadian territories as a pre-emptive strike, and also to "liberate" these places from the "freedom-hating" British.

    I think it's more accurate to say that what goes around comes around. I'm sure there were lawsuits similar to the one SCO is involved in way back in 1776.

    (Not to say this is an American thing -- such lawsuits and power grabs exist in the earliest records of "civilization").

  38. Shouldn't this be by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shouldn't this whole thing be under the "From the Mysterious Future" department?

  39. IBM should respond... by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to the demand with a single page containing the words "THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK".

  40. And in other news ... by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it is reported that SCO have subpoened an individual named John Titor, in the belief that he may have a copy of the 2.7 release or later, although lawyers are unsure where to send the letter as the address does not exist yet.

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    1. Re:And in other news ... by YA_Python_dev · · Score: 5, Informative
      an individual named John Titor... the address does not exist yet.

      If anyone is wondering what the hell is he talking about: John Titor.

      Funny joke, BTW.

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    2. Re:And in other news ... by Tecfreak7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, he exists, he's just still rather young... That's also not his real name :-p

  41. From SCO's point of view by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Funny

    The complete lack of evidence that a 2.7 kernel exists and IBM has contributed to it is just further proof that IBM has hidden not just their own contributions but everyone else's as well. The obvious solution is then to demand more "fact discovery" and sanctions against IBM for so effectively hiding this evidence.

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  42. Funny, Unless IBM Started It by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Many have read the SCO demand as ignorance on their part; it repeated mentions in the text doesn't seem like a simple typo. Some have suggested that SCO simply referred to the result of an anticipated development schedule based on past development habits. But SCO has much more information produced from IBM than the public has. My first thought is that IBM probably made these 2.7 kernel references in the many emails and documents that we (the public) don't see. Perhaps SCO is referring to a remark in an IBM email or programmer note saying to "put this into kernel 2.7" or some such. I find it much more believable that SCO is trying to use IBM's words against them.

    In this light, if IBM did make any casual remarks to 2.7 in its docs then it's IBM who looks like it's hiding development, code, or plans for a future development. Whether it existed or not, the 2.7 kernel was probably referred to as an abstract, future target. If it was mentioned in internal docs, then this call for the missing 2.7 information is just SCO putting IBM's lawyers noses to the grindstone and giving them a complicated distraction to have to explain away to the court.

    True, it will amount to nothing in terms of their accusations of stolen code. The 2.7 kernel doesn't exist. But in the final weeks of discovery, it may be a more valuable way to pull IBM's lawyers' focus off other aspects of the case.

    1. Re:Funny, Unless IBM Started It by DrJimbo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Or it could be part of a ploy by IBM. They could have included references to the non-existent Linux 2.7 in privileged communications they sent to SCO "by mistake". There has already been a lot of bruhaha in this case about privilege logs and misuse of privileged information.

      It could well be that IBM had already prepped the judges and told them that if SCO brings up questions about Linux 2.7 then it indicates that they have been unlawfully using IBM's privileged information. If so, it's clobberin' time!.

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  43. I can't imagine that you'll agree, but by anomaly · · Score: 2, Informative

    What great things has America done?

    Let's look at Iraq:
    USAID reports significant progress
    In the areas of health care:
            * Vaccinated over 3.2 million children under five and 700,000 pregnant women with vaccination campaigns and monthly immunization days.
            * Provided supplementary doses of vitamin A for more than 600,000 children under two and 1.5 million lactating mothers, and iron folate supplements for over 1.6 million women of childbearing age.
            * Screened more than 1.3 million children under five for malnutrition and distributed high protein biscuits to more than 450,000 children and 200,000 pregnant and nursing mothers.

    USAID addressed urgent water and sanitation needs to prevent disease outbreaks:

            * Provided potable water for 500,000 persons each day in Basrah, Kirkuk, and Mosul.
            * Repaired 1,700 breaks in Baghdad's water distribution network, rehabilitated water treatment facilities in four governorates, and repaired over 100 sewage pumping stations, rainwater stations and collapsed sewer lines in 6 governorates.
            * Procured supplies to service water treatment facilities in Baghdad and other cities.

    USAID programs enhanced the effectiveness and long-term impact of health services:

            * Provided skills training for 2,500 primary health care providers and 700 physicians. Trained 2,000 health educators, teachers, religious leaders and youth to mobilize communities on hygiene, diarrhea, breastfeeding, nutrition and immunization issues.
            * Disseminated information on essential health messages to families around the country.
            * Renovated 110 primary health care centers and provided basic clinical and laboratory equipment to support the delivery of essential primary health care services to 600 primary health care centers.
            * Provided vaccines and cold chain equipment to selected remote health centers.
            * Developed a national plan for fortification of wheat flour with iron and folic acid.
            * Re-established the national disease surveillance system.

    Not to mention:
          * Power
            * Operations and Maintenance
            * Agriculture
            * Marshlands
            * Food Security
            * Humanitarian Assistance
            * Vocational Education
            * Business Skills Training

    In Indonesia, USAID reports $3.9B in US aid for tsunami recovery.

    I could go on and on with financial helpd, educational assistance, political support and more, but come to think of it: You're right. We stink. We are imperialistic conquerers who destroy foreign governments and enslave their people. In the name of all that is good and right, we should be destroyed by the good and freedom loving people around the world. Let the destruction begin. Americans are evil and stupid.

    Give me a break!

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  44. Every time... by TaleSpinner · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I think there's just no place stupider for SCO to go, somehow - they surprise me. Every time. Maybe IBM should just ship a cd full of the
    Solaris 10 source code and see what happens next...

  45. The 2.7 kernel and the Chewbacca "Defense" by poopie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, IBM's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "The 2.7 Linux kernel" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!

            But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen, this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Why would a Wookiee--an eight foot tall Wookiee--want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

            But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense.

            Look at me, I'm a lawyer from SCO, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!

            And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating Linux source code... Does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

            If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must convict IBM! The prosecution rests.

  46. Thanks for the 'Funny' mod! by greginnj · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...with two followups taking me seriously, and one 'Informative' mod, I was thinking I was going to have to give up sarcasm completely, and switch to slapstick.

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  47. Col. Twopointseven was a true hero. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah yes, Col. Twopointseven. I served with him in e'Nam under General Protectionfault. Yeah, those were the times. Just me, Col. Twopointseven and Private Member. Twopointseven came from Int, Maine - whenever he got the chance he'd go and bicker about the town of Void, Maine, which apparently seemed to be inhabitated only by strange people who'd regularly turn blue and crash somewhere. Apart from that Twopointseven wasn't very communicative - he didn't care much about Smalltalk or the nice Java Private Member sometimes brewed, but he did like the sea and sometimes he told us that he wanted to become a great constructor. Well, over there in the jungle his chances to do that were exactly NULL. Perhaps it was a pointer showing him that he shouldn't run atfer FALSE hopes or something... Yeah, you become philosophical like that when you're sitting in a dank shack on the wrong side of the globe, smoking your last #imported cigs while the Apaches are taking off.

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  48. SCO also demands... by rickst29 · · Score: 2, Funny
    All Source Code for 'The Matrix', current version a.k.a. "Neo", and all previous versions, and the Source Code tree for the future version "2.7" a.k.a "post-NEO", and all Developer Documents and unreleased Source Code, including Sandboxes (i.e., "Chicago", "Zion", etc.). Chicago contains millions of lines of our precious IP! (So does Oakland, We saw it in the movie, so it MUST BELONG TO US). We won't tell you where, because it can't be removed- and you'll just have to take our word for that.

    And speaking of 'Precioussssss' IP which has been stolen from us, all of new Zealand belongs to us. The current residents must all get expensive licenses.

    MS set us up the bomb. All your human thought are belong to us!

  49. Re:So embarassing by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes. Yes I do. The very fact that you can casually refer to ancient Greece and Rome and be understood actually says a lot about HOW great they were, and that they have been considered so for quite a long time.

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