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How Microsoft Takes a Name

An anonymous reader writes "According to a report in the "Seattle Post-Intelligencer," the Windows Defender name was already being used by an Australian developer, Adam Lyttle. His Windows Defender product protected Windows users from malicious Web sites. Adam Lyttle told the Post-Intelligencer's Todd Bishop that Microsoft contacted him a month ago, charging him with infringing on the Windows trademark but neglecting to mention that the software giant wanted to use the "Windows Defender" name. Lyttle subsequently signed over rights to the name to Microsoft and was "shocked" when he later learned the company intended to use the name for one of its own products. "

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  1. Wait a second... by lpangelrob · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...so "yoink" is not the correct answer?

    1. Re:Wait a second... by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But I thought microsoft didn't get rich writing cheques... (Simpson's quote)

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  2. A rose... by tradiuz · · Score: 3, Funny

    A rose by any other name is worth a million dollars to Microsoft.

  3. pwned... by dud83 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft pwned this guy :/

  4. Wow... by pjameson · · Score: 5, Funny

    3 MS stories in a row... I need my google/apple fix!!

  5. Microsoft could call it Microsoft Maginot Defender by DickBreath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why can't Microsoft just change the name?

    Since it is a security product from Microsoft, how about a name like:

    Microsoft Maginot Defender

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  6. 3 in a row by n0dalus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Three Microsoft articles in a row?
    Please can we just have some stuff about Google or Linux? This is worse than dupes.

  7. They got his lunch money too. by theSpaceCow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Classic case of bullying. But, even as a dumbass kid myself, I reserve the right to call this guy a dumbass kid -- If he's going to just hand over his property, potentially worth millions, he should at least have asked for $35 like that girl who designed the Nike Swoosh.

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  8. Re:Microsoft could call it Microsoft Maginot Defen by mrsev · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Microsoft Maginot Defender

    With a backdoor called Belgium?

  9. I prefer Williams Defender by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Theres nothing like blasting away lots of purple , green
    and white mutants, pods and other strange evil things ... But enough about running a virus scanner under Windows ,
    I quite liked the 1980 video game Defender too.

  10. Re:Microsoft could call it Microsoft Maginot Defen by kaszeta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to do consulting work installing and maintaining firewalls, and one of my clients insisted, over my objections, on having so many port forwards through his firewall that it was mostly worthless. Oddly, he never questioned my naming the firewall host "maginot." I suppose if he knew what that meant, he might not have continued paying me.

  11. Slashdot spin spin spin spin spin by mumblestheclown · · Score: 3, Funny
    So, let me see if I have this straight: Microsoft was not just going after somebody who had violated their trademark because they wanted to flex their muscles, but because they actually wanted to use the name that they appeared to be legally entitled to? What bastards!

    What's next? Can we expect to see Slashdot "editors" parroting the anti-science witchcraft nonsense that is used to promote such ideas as "condoms cause AIDS" becaus bill gates has donated a ton of money to combat AIDS in africa?

  12. Memo to Win32 developers... by dskoll · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... call your stuff "Windoze Defender" or "Developer Studio for Micro$loth Windoze" or "FooBar Draw, Lose32 Edition". Everyone will know what you mean, but M$ is unlikely to steal your name...

  13. Re:It seems that Microsoft took the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually they took the last 3 articles, that wacky Microsoft PR team!

  14. Re:Microsoft could call it Microsoft Maginot Defen by joeyspqr · · Score: 5, Funny

    that gets exploited by Win32.Rommel

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  15. Re:Um... by se7en11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Phew! I was planing on installing some new windows® on my house this weekend and I was starting to worry about the legalities at the hardware store.

  16. Re:Hmm by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    where do the limits go.

    The lawyer pulls the curtains, sweeps the room for bugs, then asks in a low voice, "Where do you want the limits to go?"

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  17. Re:Um... by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, as the inevitable exploits appear for this product, I hope Windows likes being referred to as Windows Surrender.
    Sounds like the French language version.
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  18. News at 10! by edunbar93 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lyttle subsequently signed over rights to the name to Microsoft and was "shocked"

    Man signs pact with devil. See how shocked he is when he realizes he's lost his soul! Film at 11!

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  19. Re:Um... by Baorc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sounds like the French language version.

    Hey! I'm French (and by French I mean French-Canadian) and I take offense to that! But just so that we are clear, I don't want to start anything...So leave us alone!...Please don't hurt me...Ok here take it all!!!*runs away*

  20. Re:sign of the times by MarkGriz · · Score: 2, Funny

    "he consulted with a law student and figured that the student knew everything there is to know."

    Dumb, dumb, dumb...
    Everyone knows they best source of free legal advice is Ask Slashdot

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  21. Maybe .. by ciupman · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. it's time for him to start developing a Windows Attacker

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  22. Re:Um... by J_Darnley · · Score: 1, Funny

    What about "Microsoft never acts in good faith"?

  23. Re:Best joke in a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only on Slashdot would "ROFL" get modded +4 Insightful...

  24. Re:Hmm by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 2, Funny

    who in their right mind associates environmentalists with wrestling?

    Anyone who saw the G8 protests on TV, for one thing...

  25. Obvious reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    See: The Simpsons (February 15, 1998) (Season 9, Episode 5F11)
    - Bill Gates comes to "buy" Homer Simpson's Internet company CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet.

    for further details

  26. Re:Best joke in a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Only on Slashdot would "ROFL" get modded +4 Insightful...

    Possibly because only Slashdot allows you to mod things Insightful?