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Jack Thompson Tossed Out Of Court

dmouritsendk writes "According to a story at IGN, Jack Thompson has been removed from the lawsuit filed by the families of two murdered police officers vs. Rockstar, Sony and game retailers. While previously he stated that he had withdrawn, details have now come out that the judge actually pulled his temporary license to practice law in Alabama. The reason for all this? Thompson's behavior." From the article: "The removal of Thompson from the case does not necessarily represent the end of the trial as his long-time associate Ray Reiser will assume the role of lead counsel for the case's plaintiffs. Not one to take such things lying down, Thompson fired back at Judge Moore by claiming the the judge has 'has violated... The Alabama Canons of Judicial Ethics by his unfortunate, improper, and prejudicial acts in this case, at the expense of three bereaved Alabama families.'"

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  1. Who is Jack Thompson? by colin_n · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can anyone explain who this guy is?

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    1. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Braino420 · · Score: 3, Funny

      yup

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    2. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 3, Funny
      Can anyone explain who this guy is?

      Couldn't Google or Wikipedia for his name, could you???

      The only person who's dumb enough not to do that is...OMG IT'S YOU, JACK THOMPSON!

    3. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because he states these facts so loudly

      You misspelled "misguided opinions" in your post.

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    4. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Funny

      An asshole Christian fundemental lawyer

      Please don't use the term "Christian" to refer to Jack Thompson, for the same reason that you shouldn't use the term "monkey" to refer to George W. Bush.

    5. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The name Lionel Hutz comes to mind.

    6. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by RoadDoggFL · · Score: 5, Funny
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    7. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by LithiumX · · Score: 4, Funny

      I still don't fully comprehend this whole Karma Whore concept.

      What is the advantage to trying to rack up a whole lot of karma, when from what I understand it's already capped? My karma read "excellent" quite some time back, and since then I've gotten high karma on most of my points (it must be my trim Buddha-ish physique)... but other than having two initial points instead of one when my posts are submitted, I don't see how things are any different, nor have I seen anything change since then.

      If we rack up massive karma points, do we cross some threshhold? Do we suddenly start seeing articles before they're actually written, or do women start showing up at our door? I'd whore my karma all over the place if the chicks dig it.

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    8. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by RoadDoggFL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes. Yes to all of that.

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    9. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by carlos_benj · · Score: 3, Funny

      I admittedly don't know much about Zen Buddhism, but hatred and enlightenment don't sound like compatible concepts to me.

      I think he's a fundamentalist Buddhist.... See, there's the difference.

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    10. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

      A: He's the guy who's going to sue you for not having heard of him, thereby damaging his reputation by implying that he isn't famous.

      A: He's the guy who's going to sue the judge who threw him out of court for damaging his reputation and hurting his chances of winning his case.

      A: He's the guy who's going to sue Slashdot for mentioning his name in a forum that is strongly biasted against stupidity.

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    11. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by Talinom · · Score: 4, Funny

      To a man like this, his religion is a tool.

      Whoa. Question: I thought that Jack Thompson was the tool.

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    12. Re:Who is Jack Thompson? by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, for some people, even Jack Thompson is going to hell.

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  2. What can I say but... by Psychor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hit the road, Jack.

    1. Re:What can I say but... by colmore · · Score: 5, Funny

      and don't you come back, no. -- Moore.

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  3. Hmm by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any chance we can, as Red from The Shawshank Redemption so eloquently put "have him do the airdance before the first May flowers push up out the ground?"

  4. Maybe the judge saw his book on Amazon by ishmalius · · Score: 2, Funny

    That would inspire the typical "Who the hell IS this guy?" response.

  5. Grinning from ear to ear. by sc0ttyb · · Score: 4, Funny

    This isn't the same as him being barred from practicing law PERIOD, but I just couldn't help myself...

    *plays Final Fantasy IV victory fanfare and dances*

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    1. Re:Grinning from ear to ear. by sc0ttyb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, he thinks the Republican Party is out to get him? I thought he pandered to the neo-con Republicans with his Marguerite Perrin-style nonsensical raving.

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    2. Re:Grinning from ear to ear. by sc0ttyb · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a sick way, I'll miss Jack when he's gone. I mean, reading all those E-mails of him just flying off the deep end, his verbal diarrhea on TV, and getting one-up'd by 14-year-olds filled my days with a great deal of amusement.

      If Jack Thompson has done one thing for gamers it's made them laugh. He truly is the Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf of the videogame world.

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  6. Jack needs to... by Chickenofbristol55 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...chill out- dude try playing some violent video games, gets all that anger out of you. I like the part in San Andreas were you screw your girlfriend, ever hear about that?

    Oh, crap...

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    1. Re:Jack needs to... by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must have been a really bad date, I got coffee too.

  7. Judge Moore FTW by jlavarj · · Score: 5, Funny

    GM Judge Moore banned Jack Thompson from the Alabama realm of the controversial MMORPG "Reality" today. The game "Reality" allows players to engage in such controversial activities as genocide, murder, theft, and mis-representation.

    1. Re:Judge Moore FTW by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

      however, it also allows (and encourages, to an extent) being nice!

  8. Don'cha come back no more... by Hobbes897 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leave it to Jack Thompson to get kicked out of Alabama for improper behavior.

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  9. Advertisement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love how while reading about this on the main page, there was a giant GTA banner beside this story.

  10. A Judge has revoked your license to practice law.. by Spad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you:

    a) Accept their judgement with good grace
    b) Grudgingly accept the judgement but state that you believe it to be in error
    c) Accuse the judge of breaking the law, of being biased against your clients and of generally being incompetant

    If you're Jack Thompson you probably also do d) File a lawsuit against the judge for dismissing you.

  11. He really needs..... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..... a cup of hot coffee to help him calm down.

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  12. Re:for (x=0 xx+1;x++) by Chickenofbristol55 · · Score: 4, Funny

    System.out.print ("and don't you come back... no more... no more... no more... no more.");

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  13. As much as we hate Jack-o, I'm surprised... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that Slashdot didn't jump on this when GameSpot covered it... 4 days ago.

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    1. Re:As much as we hate Jack-o, I'm surprised... by robogymnast · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm surprised that Slashdot didn't jump on this when GameSpot covered it... 4 days ago.

      Yeah, but we are gonna see it twice!

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  14. Jack Thompson replaced by Hunter Thompson by hosecoat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jack Thompsons incorrigible behavior, his mumbling incoherence, his fishing hats, aviator frames and cigarette holders have cause him to be tossed out of court only to be replaced by Hunter S. Thompson

  15. Next up... by SlashAmpersand · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jack Thompson will soon issue a "prize" of $10,000 for somebody to code a game in which Judge Moore is flogged then killed violently. Then he'll tell Judge Moore it was meant as satire.

  16. Re:In related news... what about the CSI episode? by hublan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was it good, bad?

    Dude. It was CSI. It was bad.

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  17. He ain't one of us by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Combine that with the fact that the man is a political conservative and a Christian

    <baptist class="southern" politics="conservative">
    Just so we're all clear on this, please do not infer that his chosen affiliation with various political or religious groups means those groups want anything to do with him.

    I look forward to the upcoming religious holiday, visiting the church of my youth, and logging some serious GTA:SA time. And while we're at it, the Kansas School Board can kiss my evolved butt.
    </baptist>

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  18. Damn... by david.given · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...given the story title I was hoping for something a little bit more, well, ballistic.

  19. I can't help but jump in on this one by AutopsyReport · · Score: 2, Funny
    What's the difference between a Catfish and a Jack Thompson?
    One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller, and the other is a fish.

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  20. Re:Asshattery by PaganRitual · · Score: 2, Funny

    I visibily out loud sang to a cranked Jump by Van Halen in my car on the way to work this morning, so guess you can mark me down for number 1.

    I'm going to lie and say that I don't fit number 7, so I guess that means you can mark me down for number 2.

    3 is definitely a concern - "ooh, cheap game, *purchase'd*"

    hmm that ALSO affects no. 6 ... "now I have no money to pay off my internet bill"

    My job as an accounting software programmer is slowly killing me, so number 5 looks to be a good one. I may very well drag myself into work when I'm nearly dead and shoot up the place, so that has to further my cause for number 5.

    I don't fit number 7.

    So yeah, I think I've got them all covered. But I'm not a fucking psychopath, and I you even suggest it again, I WILL KILL YOU.

  21. OT: Golf by 920714 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The point of golf is to acheive the lowest score possible on each hole. +5 would mean that it took 5 more strokes to put the ball in the whole than par which is terrible. In slashdot golf we should also aim for the lowest score like me, I'm quite positive I'll get modded -1, offtopic or not at all which would give me a large stroke advantage over your score.

    You can call me the Jack Nicklaus of Slashdot.

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  22. Re:Judge Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I assume you meant "the other one is Roy Moore, who is a wacko." Or did you mean James Moore is also a wacko?

  23. Re:Asshattery by Tobias.Davis · · Score: 1, Funny
    Thanks! You just just helped me realize what's wrong with my wife.


    I hope she's not monitoring my computer tonight, she might kill me