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Driving Away Teens With High Frequency Noise

ars writes "The New York Times is reporting on a device called the Mosquito invented by Howard Stapleton designed to drive teens away by emitting a high frequency noise at 75db. Apparently most older people can not hear the sounds, but teens can not stand it. Reports are that it works quite well, but some older people can hear it too. He found the prefect irritating sound by experimenting on his children."

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  1. FP by ZX81 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone driven away?

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    1. Re:FP by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Informative
      All you need to do are install anti-grind plates on the curbs. I used to skate, but never in a place where I shouldn't have been. If they're not bothering anyone and they're being somewhat safe, let them be. If they're a nuisance blocking the entrance and bothering people, then go on the roof and urinate or toss water balloons or stale loaves of bread at them.

      Sand, cat litter, and rock salt are also excellent passive skater deterrents.

  2. What's was wrong with... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 5, Funny

    sitting on the porch yelling and shaking a cane?

    1. Re:What's was wrong with... by DataPath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Get off my lawn!

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    2. Re:What's was wrong with... by dethl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Calling them "whippersnappers" just doesn't do it anymore.

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    3. Re:What's was wrong with... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 5, Funny

      You might be violating my grandfather's patent.

    4. Re:What's was wrong with... by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

      By the sounds of this guy it should be his "reaching broom"

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    5. Re:What's was wrong with... by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Old people can get away with just about anything.

    6. Re:What's was wrong with... by BigCheese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I prefer the shotgun filled with rock salt or a fire hose.

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    7. Re:What's was wrong with... by bsartist · · Score: 2, Funny

      sitting on the porch yelling and shaking a cane?

      In Korea, only old people...

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    8. Re:What's was wrong with... by AndyChrist · · Score: 3, Funny

      " Calling them "whippersnappers" just doesn't do it anymore."

      Wear a bloody apron, wave a cleaver instead of a cane. Growl "Ah, fresh meat!"

      Also, I am 100 percent positive something like this device would affect me in my old age (curse my high-frequency hearing)

    9. Re:What's was wrong with... by Columcille · · Score: 3, Funny

      how do you fill a shotgun with a water hose?

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    10. Re:What's was wrong with... by brainburger · · Score: 2, Funny

      How so? - Anything can get away with old people?

    11. Re:What's was wrong with... by cloudmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but then when they took away old people's licenses, Grandpa Marsh called the AARP and they stormed the town. If it hadn't been for quick-thinking children blockading the doors at the Country Kitchen Cafe, we'd all be in big trouble right now.

  3. g0t d3af? by ZX81 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't this just going to make the kids as deaf as the adults?

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    1. Re:g0t d3af? by toastydeath · · Score: 2, Informative

      75 db isn't going to make anyone deaf. Personally having owned a 140 db subwoofer system (metered) in my vehicle, I can attest that 75 db is not going to do any particular damage to my ears past what I've already done.

    2. Re:g0t d3af? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Isn't this just going to make the kids as deaf as the adults?

      I seriously doubt it. This just takes advantage of high frequency sounds that you can hear when you're younger, but don't necessarily find yourself completely unable to stand. A perfect example of this sound was the high pitched whine of the old televisions.

      Can I get a show of hands for every person here who couldn't stand the bloody noise from the things? Sure, you got used to the sound (since you wanted to watch your favorite show), but it was never the most pleasent. Anyone here ever ask their parents if they could hear the sound? How many of you had your parents answer, "What sound?" (/Me raises hand)

      With luck, your hearing will be acute enough at an older age to still hear the whine of those old televisions. However, the majority of people lose the ability to hear the extreme ranges through a natural amount of hearing degradation with age. At least, I've never heard a link between those old televisions and loss of hearing. So I wouldn't be too worried about this guy's invention.

      Unless, that is, you happen to be a teenager or an old fogie with exceptional hearing. ;-)

    3. Re:g0t d3af? by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'm 29 and NEW televisions still bother me, high def sets with higher scan rates notwithstanding. I can hear my TV set right now, and it's about ten feet away. 15 kHz is audible for me even at relatively low volume. At sufficient levels, I can hear 23 kHz. Not perceive. Not feel. Hear. It's a very annoying squeal if you have the "pleasure" of hearing it. I haven't been able to produce enough volume to hear frequencies any higher than that. Speaker roll-off kind of bites you in the backside above about 18kHz.

      Heaven help me if I'm in a room with a TV where the flyback is really whining because of a missing sync signal.... The light dimmers at work piss me off because they hurt my ears. Many of my friends (even some younger ones) can barely hear them. Defective computer monitors? Torture. I'm told the lowest sync rate on VGA is 30 kHz, so I figure there must be a frequency divider somewhere, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm a bat or something. After my last job (slight flicker and lots of whine, with near-daily migraines), I now refuse to use any non-LCD displays when working with computers.

      I'll say this: as someone who takes care of my ears, if a store I shopped at regularly put one of these things in, I can be fairly certain that it would bother me well into my 40s. And I would choose to shop elsewhere. Companies should take into serious consideration that doing this sort of thing -will- undoubtedly drive away some of their actual customers....

      For now, I'll just stay away from people with dogs. :-D

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  4. Yet another way for parents to avoid... by The+Lost+Supertone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yet another way for parents to avoid spending time with their kids. Seriously why the heck would anyone come up with this sort of thing? As someone who works with teenagers a lot already, I have to say I'm a bit annoyed. Tons of the kids I work with through our church have parents who I swear can't be bothered to give their kids the nurture and self respect they need. Instead they just buy them things. At least an iPod nano to an unloved kid makes the kid cool at school. This'll just drive them to try more medications designed for chemical imbalances that won't fix depression brought on by these sorts of situations.

    1. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by blastwave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally I don't get it. I can achieve the same effect by simply asking them to take out the trash.

      Honestly, I was just over at the server room with my teenage step-son and he is totally cool. He washed the white board, helped me install some servers, then I let him drive the Jeep around the parking lot and even go off road. I don't understand all his stuff and he doesn't understand all mine but we have fun together and thats all the counts. Hey, we even played HALO for an hour after school.

      A high freqency buzz to drive away teens? Something seriously wrong with this invention. Yet another examply of soulless empty technology. I am happy that God watches over my family and both my teenage kids are a gift. I would never drive them away. If we keep and hold the communication channel open then we will never have them feel that they can't talk and we can't listen.

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    2. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by Draveed · · Score: 4, Informative

      What are you talking about? This is just a device to stop teenagers from loitering. No one said anything about parents using this to get rid of their own kids.

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    3. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, its a shame it would stop being effective on them when they get to the age that you WANT them to leave the house.

    4. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by Anoraknid+the+Sartor · · Score: 2, Funny

      > No one said anything about parents using this to get rid of their own kids.

      hell, it's an idea though....

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    5. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by FlameboyC11 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The main reason for this is chavs, don't understand it, look it up. These are roving gangs of teens in England that like to fuck with people for no reason at all. Oh, and look up happy slapping while you're at it (honestly).

    6. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

      People *are* animals, and we *can* herd them around as such. People put a lot of research into the layout of stores to get people to impulse-buy things or to go in a particular direction. Research dictates where you put doors and railings to keep people from stampeding and blocking an emergency exit in the event of an actual emergency. Where there is a lack of "people control", people will trample over each other to get inside a Wal-Mart the day after Thanksgiving, or surge forward at a soccer (football, for the non-Yanks) match, crushing people into the front railing. They'll go rioting through your favorite large college town, burning and flipping cars, breaking into stores, looting, and throwing rocks at cops.

      Yes, parents need to step up and control their children. But just because there's a "should" out there that would prevent most teens from displaying antisocial behavior doesn't mean that shop owners should sit back and let the kids whose "shoulds" are unfulfilled go rampaging through their shops. This is a great idea meant to solve huge problems of vandalism, theft, and assault because the parents who should don't. By your logic, people should just stand around and get victimized, mumbling, "Where are these kids' parents?" under their breath.

    7. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally I don't get it. I can achieve the same effect by simply asking them to take out the trash.

      Then again you're talking about your own kids living in your house, and not hooligans smoking cigarettes in front of your store and harassing your customers.

      Honestly, I was just over at the server room with my teenage step-son and he is totally cool.

      That's wonderful. He's also not the target of this type of device.

      A high freqency buzz to drive away teens? Something seriously wrong with this invention.

      Why?

      I own a gun. If a criminal enters my house to do me harm, I will have no choice but to kill him with this gun. That doesn't mean I want to kill everyone with this gun.

      Yet another examply of soulless empty technology.

      You mean like those servers you and your son installed? Or the Jeep you let him drive around in circles? Or the video game system you two played? What exactly is "soulless empty technology"? Technology is what it is.

      I am happy that God watches over my family and both my teenage kids are a gift.

      This thinking always bothers me. This is like the guy who comes out of his house after an earthquake, looks over at his dead neighbors, and says, "Thank God we survived!"

      I don't think God has anything to do with your kids, I think it may be that you're just a good parent.

      I would never drive them away. If we keep and hold the communication channel open then we will never have them feel that they can't talk and we can't listen.

      Again, great advice for parents, terrible advice for store owners.

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    8. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by blastwave · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Re: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_slapping

      OKay, well. Now I have nothing but a sad feeling in my gut. On the one hand I am terribly aware of how much of a back woods middle of nowhere sort of family guy that I am. I have no clue about the context of all this. I live in a small town in Canada where the big problem is that the local library group took down a large framed picture of a founder and chipped the wood on the frame. Now someone needs to fix the frame. Front page news.

      On the one hand I want to thank you for the education and on the other, well, perhaps ignorance would have been better.

      I'll go back to hanging Christmas lights now and just hoping the raccoons will stop tipping over my trash cans.

      Dennis

    9. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I applaud you sir.

      For one, it's nice to hear someone who tries to connect with their kid by understanding them, or at least cutting them some slack and embracing the differences.

      For two, it's also relatively rare these days to hear a person say a rational, well thought statement involving genuine belief in a god.

      I wonder if age differential between kid and parent plays into the interaction and development? My wife and I are 24, and we have an 18 month old... I didn't think we were particularly young to have kids, but we take our little one to the park, and we see all kinds of people who look to be 30, 35, near 40 with kids the same age as ours. I wonder how those people are going to connect with their kids when the kids are 16 - I'm worried enough about how I'll do it, about whether or not I'll be able to remember my life at that age enough to connect... I can't imagine being almost 60 with a high schooler...

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    10. Re:Yet another way for parents to avoid... by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      people break into homes, for the very most part, to take your ipod/dvd/laptop/flat screen/jewellery, not to sexually assault your child

      But that's just part of the cost of doing business for a burglar... they have to know that their intentions cannot be deduced as they cut through your back door's window, etc. In fact, many in-house injuries/deaths from intruders happen when a burglar is surprised to discover that someone is home, and reacts violently. They may not be there to assault someone, but assaults sometimes stem from the fact that they're trespassing and have just been caught. Asking them to leave is not always effective, and it's reasonable to err on the side of assuming that a caught-off-guard burglar may be or become violent.

      One of the major benefits of living in a community where more houses are occupied by rational gun owners isn't a higher number of dead burglars (nice as that would be), it's the reduced number of burglary attempts. Your average B&E specialist is generally a coward, and tend to leave high dog/gun-frequency neighborhoods alone. But it's important for that aspect of the local culture to be well known, and people who case such houses when they know nobody is home also have know that the local custom is to keep valuables (especially firearms) in a safe.

      All that being said: I know that my wife, confronted with a stranger in the house, would absolutely show them the business end of a shotgun. And if that person didn't run out the door at full throttle (no doubt with 150 pounds of our dogs hot on his tail/trail), she'd use it. When you're 5'-2", 115 pounds, you don't take a lot of time to wonder if the strange person who broke into your house is or isn't going to respect your personal space. She's experienced someone (in total, drug-addled maniac mode) trying to pound his way through our back door at 2:00AM, and doesn't appreciate wondering about motives. You break into someone's house, you waive all rights to any claim that you weren't there to hurt someone.

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  5. I need this for my stores! by dada21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We sell skateboards and paintball shit. We aren't in the mall.

    1. Hide a few dozen of these in the mall shops
    2. ???
    3. Profit!!!

    1. Re:I need this for my stores! by dogwelder99 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll look you up when my new product is ready for market - a voice disguiser that lets kids talk shit in front of their parents at 16 KHz.

  6. I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Teens have rights too, you can't discriminate on the basis of age.

    1. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by raoul666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Teens have rights too, you can't discriminate on the basis of age.

      You must be new here. And by here, I mean society. It's one of the few things that not only are people still discriminated against for, it's one that no one complains about, or really even thinks about.

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    2. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by Godman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, you must be kidding me! I didn't sign up for that...

      Can I revoke my membership to society?

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    3. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by Tore+S+B · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a teen, having gone through very frustrating and annoying shit just because of my age, I'd love to know why the fuck this was modded funny.

      This *is* discrimination. If the guys are annoying, call the cops on the fuckers. Don't take it out on everyone who just happen to be the same age. It's no better than racism.

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    4. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *checks numbers*

      That's funny. 18 and 19 are still part of the teens.

      Huh.

    5. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by Joe+Random · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As a teen, having gone through very frustrating and annoying shit just because of my age, I'd love to know why the fuck this was modded funny.
      Probably for several reasons, one of which being that discrimination against teens is legal and state-sponsored. Can a 13-year-old drive a car? Buy a handgun? Drink alcohol? Buy cigarettes? Vote? There you go, state-sponsored and, many would argue, valid age discrimination. So there's a certain amount of humor for someone to say, obviously tongue-in-cheek, that you can't discriminate against teens.
      If the guys are annoying, call the cops on the fuckers. Don't take it out on everyone who just happen to be the same age.
      The sound is only annoying with constant exposure, and the only way someone is going to be constantly exposed is if they're loitering around outside the store. It will have no effect on people who are legitimate customers entering or leaving the store. No one, regardless of age, should be loitering outside this guy's store. And if there's a simply way to encourage a group not to loiter, especially when the loiterers are pretty much exclusively composed of that group, then I say "go for it!"
    6. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by LordEd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since you are a teen, I don't suppose you can tell me what is the draw behind hanging out in the parking lot of 7/11 stores late at night? I can never figure out what the point is.

    7. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by strider44 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can vote, drive a car, drink alcohol, look at porn and buy cigarettes. (I can't buy a handgun but alas I live in Australia where handguns are illegal without a license) I make my own money. I can still hear these noises and I'll be damned if I'm going to shop at a store that treats me like shit.

    8. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by Joe+Random · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd rather have to listen to a high-pitched squeal for the 5 seconds it takes to enter the store than have a bunch of punks yell obscenities at me. And based on the article, this would be exactly the choice this quy was faced with.

    9. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by donscarletti · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Probably for several reasons, one of which being that discrimination against teens is legal and state-sponsored. Can a 13-year-old drive a car? Buy a handgun? Drink alcohol? Buy cigarettes? Vote? There you go, state-sponsored and, many would argue, valid age discrimination. So there's a certain amount of humor for someone to say, obviously tongue-in-cheek, that you can't discriminate against teens.

      You should know full well that these restrictions have nothing in common with a device designed exclusivly to annoy and frustrate a given demographic. As a 22 year old who hears high frequencies very loudly (I can hear almost all screens whistle) I can imagine the havoc this will cause not just with teenagers, but with parents that have babies (who have even higher auditory ranges), with children wating outside while their mother shops and with people walking their dogs on the footpath. There are many legitimate uses for the public land outside this store and the public has the right to use it for things like waiting and pedestrian transport regardless of their age. I've met store owners that believe that they own the public land around where they are, such as one particually charitable gentleman who demanded my spastic uncle be moved from near his shop to improve the ambience, but they are invariably wrong. Public land belongs to the public, at least where I live.

      I find the public's callous attitudes towards teenagers to be disgusting. Sure, teenagers are stupid, boring to talk to and nearly everything they do is pointless, but this also applies to people who are mentally handicapped. Yet if someone was to invent the Retard-Prod(tm) that jabs everyone with an IQ less than 60, the inventor would be lynched within a day. I was a teenager 2 years ago, I was pretty stupid back when I was 15, in the same way I'll discover I'm stupid now in another six or seven years, but generally I didn't hurt anyone and only wanted to mind my own buisiness and have other people mind theirs, most teenagers are like that. Picking on kids because you don't like their demographic is not cool and it never will be.

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    10. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Funny


      I'm going to take this inventor to court for discrimination against the abled.

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    11. Re:I hope it doesn't get widely deployed by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yet if someone was to invent the Retard-Prod(tm) that jabs everyone with an IQ less than 60, the inventor would be lynched within a day.

      If someone were to invent the Retard-O-Prod that jabs everyone with an IQ of less than X, the inventor would be hailed as a conquering hero.

      If you give me a working Retard-O-Prod (with variable IQ tolerance dial; crank that baby UP!), I will give you a cool $1,000,000 cash.

      Keep one by the doorway to your house to drive away solicitors! Put one at the entrance to your finer discriminating stores! Sorry, Billy, you must be at least this smart to shop here. I won't even bother getting into the obvious possibilities (putting them in voting booths, the DMV, et cetera).

      If you can make a wearable version, that would be even better. That way, I wouldn't constantly feel the need to shout YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS everywhere I go. I'll let the Retard-O-Prod do the shouting for me. ^_^ We can call it the iProd!

      Of course, considering the number of annoyingly foolish conversations I've heard among alleged 'geniuses', we'd really need to turn it up to 140 or 150...

      If you ask me, there's too much discrimination based on race, gender, religion, age, et cetera, and NOT ENOUGH discrimination against stupidity.

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  7. Protractor holes by Ossifer · · Score: 5, Funny

    We used to rebel in the 5th grade by blowing air through the small holes in our proctractors. Teacher nearing retirement had no clue. Sometimes the din was so loud that we couldn't hear teacher clearly...

    1. Re:Protractor holes by npietraniec · · Score: 5, Funny

      We used to make little whistles out of the metal parts holding the eraser in on the end of pencils. The teacher used to stop the class everyday and walk around looking for the wistles that we assured her that we didn't hear. She thought she was going insane.

    2. Re:Protractor holes by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Once the whole class started humming quitely; and convinced the teacher there was a swarm of bees around. God we could be little shitheads. Then again, so could the teachers.

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    3. Re:Protractor holes by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our classic was during grade 9 science classes...

      We sat behind desks in the middle of the classroom surrounded by 'lab benches' which had gas taps for the bunsen burners. Let out a (preferably stinky and somewhat silent) fart, then tell the teacher that you could 'smell something funny, and maybe one of the gas taps is leaking'.

      The teacher comes over and gives the air a real good sniff, while we laugh under our breath... ahhh fart jokes they will never die...

  8. Proper use. by Irvu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In another article this would be called a "nonlethal weapon". Do we really want a world where people deploy such things to drive select non customers away? Legal or not I find the idea of such a system being used not only insulting but sad.

    1. Re:Proper use. by cagle_.25 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      However, it hasn't yet been legally tested whether or not he can blast loud noises into the neighborhood. What if someone is standing on the sidewalk and is bothered by the noise? Public nuisance or not? Judge Judy will decide.

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    2. Re:Proper use. by JanneM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, first they have the freedom to associate with whomever they wish. Second, they have the right to defend their property as they see fit,

      Legal or not, it does show quite a bit of contempt towards people to install it. I'd rather not associate with a shopkeeper or his store if they so obviously divide people only into those that give them money and those that do not. It may be their right to do so, but it's mine not to give such a sad excuse for a human being any of my money.

      As other posters have pondered, where's the metal grating to keep walkers and walking stick out? Old people don't spend much money, after all, and they take a lot of time and space in the store. Some nicely arranged tripwires should take care of the blind and a few well-trained dogs should be able to scare away the mexicans and the black people, all less likely to spend heavily than the middle-aged middle-class white people that are the sweet spot this merchant obviosuly should be optimizing his store for.

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    3. Re:Proper use. by VMSBIGOT · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Would typical noise ordinance laws have any effect on the use of something like this? Also, alot of gas stations are located close to residental areas, and I could imagine the outcry from neighbors who have to listen to this all day/night.

      Not to mention that alot of gas stations/fast food joints have a high % of teenagers working there.

    4. Re:Proper use. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The guy had a serious problem. From TFA:
      "On the low end of the scale, it would be intimidating for customers," said Robert Gough, who, with his parents, owns the store. "On the high end, they'd be in the shop fighting, stealing and assaulting the staff."

      Sounds to me as if a nonlethal weapon was exactly what was needed. I doubt the man cares whether you're insulted and/or saddened. I wouldn't. Would you prefer that he kept a pistol handy, behind the counter? That could certainly solve the assaults on staff problem, but could have some very adverse consequences all around.

      I've a feeling you'd be against that too. So what's the guy supposed to do? Let people be intimidated, perhaps assaulted, let mass theft (also in the article) of his merchandise continue, etc? Don't think for a moment this doesn't in many places. It's not as if it were just in Wales.

      I wish people would get the fuck over themselves, and quit competing in the eternal Most Sensitive Being in Known Universe contest. Something about Slashdot seems to attract them.

    5. Re:Proper use. by cagle_.25 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ... but it's a harder question than one-line definitions allow for.

      Agreed. And the cases you posit are reasonable boundary cases to try. Nevertheless:

      (1) Sperm, egg, and people with XXY, X, XYY, or XXX genetic makeup are all genetically human. However, sperm and egg are not organisms (a fairly standard definition can be found in the Wiki under Lifeform). The others are.

      (2) Identical twins are separate organisms and therefore not a point of confusion. Conjoined twins are, OTOH, a problem. At this point, I'm willing to accept that a very small number of rare situations will be difficult to determine and might require the drawing of an arbitrary line. How would you want to sort out conjoined twins?

      (3) Persons with autoimmune or degenerative disorders are still functioning as organisms. The boundary case would be someone who is brain-dead.

      your definition of "human being" is, um, crap.

      Thanks for the support. It's the best I have for now, and it seems to be more clear than some vague notion of a soul, or of mental function.

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    6. Re:Proper use. by anothy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      calling your definition crap was overly harsh, and just not civil. i'm not normally quite such a jerk, even online; i appreciate you not getting steamed over it. now on with it:

      1) "Sperm, egg, and people with XXY, X, XYY, or XXX genetic makeup are all genetically human." why? chromosome count is a pretty standard method in definitions i've heard before. i'll agree that sperm and eggs are not lifeforms/organisms; good point.

      2) i'll agree identical twins aren't a problem given a re-reading of your sig (i'd previously parsed it as (genetically human && genetically distinct && functioning organism) whereas i think you mean it as ((genetically human && genetically distinct && functioning ) organism); simple english ambiguity). conjoined twins are still a problem. i think cognitive function and personality distinctness are the logical constraints, although they're difficult to know for some time, and it's slightly trick to exclude things like MPD or get into minimum cognitive function levels, which is a scary place to be.

      3) i'm not convinced you're right here in all cases. given, for example, one of the fundamental functions of an organism is turning food into energy, would someone who's body has stopped doing that (which would obviously cause them to die pretty soon if uncorrected) stop being human with the onset of the disease (rather than with death)? clearly these are fringe cases again, and i wasn't intending to lump all degenerative or autoimmune diseases in with each other, but illnesses where the body is literally attacking itself make definitions of "function" tricky.

      i don't have a better definition. my initial reaction was based on an (apparently inappropriate) assumption that, given the definition's placement in your sig and how that space is most commonly used, you were dogmatically putting it forward as a settled fact; your willingness to discuss the matter and admit flaws says pretty loudly that i was off the mark on that one.

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  9. Right by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because today's teenagers hate 60's music.

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    1. Re:Right by George+Beech · · Score: 2, Funny

      He obviously forgot the '18' in front of that '60'

    2. Re:Right by teaserX · · Score: 4, Informative

      A McDonald's near me runs off the teenagers with a ~60db loop of the 1812 Overture. I love watchin' em try to talk on the cell outside with an index finger jammed in their other ear up to the second knuckle.

      Near Halloween they switch it to Bach's Toccatta and Fuge in D Minor. Really cool for 90 seconds and then you know what Manuel Noriega must have felt like and need to flee.


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    3. Re:Right by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You DO know that the 80s, and thus the 60s..."

      I might be misunderstanding your post. It sounds like you claiming the "greed is good" era (80's) was similar to the "flower power" era (60's)? If so, were you actually alive to participate in either of them?

      "Ever met a teenager?" - I kept two of them until they grew into adults, the last one without female assistance. I released them both into the wild at age 18-19. They both lead usefull lives and have been sucessfull in finding a mate. I am now waiting to see if they breed.

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    4. Re:Right by De+Lemming · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Ever met a teenager?" - I kept two of them until they grew into adults, the last one without female assistance. I released them both into the wild at age 18-19. They both lead usefull lives and have been sucessfull in finding a mate. I am now waiting to see if they breed.

      Glad you're a biologist - most of the computer geeks here wouldn't get past the design document.

    5. Re:Right by IngramJames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Glad you're a biologist - most of the computer geeks here wouldn't get past the design document.

      It's not the design document I object to, so much as some parts of the initial spec.

      1.13 Maintenence (part 1)
      In the Model I, there will be lots of poo-poo and other bodily excretions. These can be cleaned easily, using Tissue (tm), available from most high street stores. We are not planning to add any extra functionality to deal with this - the users haven't complained yet, so it can't be a huge issue.

      12.4.9 (c) Sport
      After a few years, the Model XII will abandon previous sporting loyalties which have been carefully installed over a number of years, and adopt new loyalties for teams who are currently successful. There is no known workaround for this behaviour at the present time; seems to be an inherant design flaw. Note - Model XII-F may choose whichever team whose members have the best thighs.

      13.3.4.5 (a) Randomness
      The new adolescent Model XIII will be designed to adopt new ideas and concepts at the fastest rate ever. Sometimes a new concept will be adopted before the end of the sentence explaining the old concept. Proof, justification and coherance modules may be provided as an optional extra, but only on the luxury models.

      79.1 Memory Leaks
      Older models will start to suffer memory leaks, resulting in a slowing of perfromance. Either replace with a newer model, or simply store in a suitable warm place with lots of tea. But let's face it, by the time that happens, it will be obsolete anyway.

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  10. I beg to differ by IAstudent · · Score: 3, Funny

    The teen population today is growing up with the voices of "pop music". If they can survive that drivel and keep it on the Top 20, what chances does this gadget have?

  11. Hey, man! by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's the buzz?

    --
    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    1. Re:Hey, man! by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tell me what’s a happening!

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    2. Re:Hey, man! by VernonNemitz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I think chirps are for the birds (the article says the device emits chirps). He should have started with recordings of fingernails scratching on a chalkboard, and simply jacked up the frequency.

    3. Re:Hey, man! by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Personally, I want one of these devices that works on senior citizens. There's a gang of grannies who hang out near my store, harassing young people and keeping the town in a constant state of fear.

      And don't even get me started on that vicious gang of "keep left" signs.

    4. Re:Hey, man! by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop that, it's silly.

    5. Re:Hey, man! by Creepy · · Score: 2, Funny

      sneak up on them and turn their hearing aids waaay up, then start scratching a chalkboard.

      Grandma hates it when I do that.

    6. Re:Hey, man! by instarx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Personally, I want one of these devices that works on senior citizens. There's a gang of grannies who hang out near my store, harassing young people and keeping the town in a constant state of fear.

      Oh that's easy. It's called Rap Music.

  12. Wonderful by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Treat teens with about the same respect you reserve for a mosquito and wonder why they go around shooting each other, or killing themselves. Oh yeah it's the violence in video games and the availability of porn on the internet that causes this. Nothing to do with the increasing contempt modern society shows for both the very young and the very old.

    Idiot.

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    1. Re:Wonderful by Jjeff1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Problem is, kids AREN'T going around shooting and killing each other, at least not in the US.
      The FBI reports that crime overall has gone down steadily since 1994. The most recent stats show that 2004 had the lowest level of violence in over 3 decades.

      I wish I could find the specific graphs on this, but here's the raw data for each year... and if you take the time to look at it, it also shows that juvenile crime specifically is at it's lowest level in over a decade.

    2. Re:Wonderful by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree, it's not modern society at all. Society IN GENERAL, throughout time, has had contempt for the very young and the very old.

    3. Re:Wonderful by tourvil · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Now that I'm 41, oooooooh geez, I now realize what a typical arrogant ... young punk I was.

      ...

      If someone who is relatively young (i.e., under, say, 25-30) is reading this and thinks I'm full of crap, then you're not qualified to have an opinion. Your brain hasn't finished developing yet. Sorry.

      And if someone disagrees with me who is older than that, then you must've not grown up yet. :)

      Glad to see you've gotten over that arrogance problem... ;)

    4. Re:Wonderful by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the other reply said, I wouldn't say you're totally over that arrogance just yet. However, even supposing that everything in your post is God's own truth, do you really think that the best way to encourage teenagers to develop into worthwhile adults is by chasing them around with high pitched noises?

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      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    5. Re:Wonderful by lamasquerade · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So now that you're old, you don't like the way young people act? Wow, insightful isn't the word.

      How about instead of looking down on youth for acting the way you admittedly acted, try to remember why you acted that way and understand them. Then maybe you won't react with fear followed by reactionary measures like this ridiculous device which further alienate youth.

      You may even remember that for all your youthful posturing, you weren't so dangerous and evil, that you loitering around a store wasn't so threatening. Next time you see a bunch of youths and you feel some emotional response (fear, disgust, derision, etc.) try looking for the root of that response and see if it's reall well founded, or if it's just there because you watch too many 60 Minutes stories about our out of control youth, or in your case, maybe you're just too entrenched in this clash-of-the-generations psyche.

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      // It had been Fat's delusion for years that he could help people. --Philip K. Dick, Valis

    6. Re:Wonderful by Joe+Random · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Homey, regardless of my brain development, had you said this to my face

      If someone who is relatively young (i.e., under, say, 25-30) is reading this and thinks I'm full of crap, then you're not qualified to have an opinion. Your brain hasn't finished developing yet. Sorry.

      I would fucking knock your overweight ass into next week.
      I don't exactly agree with the GP, but you seem to be doing your best to prove his point for him. I could never understand the whole "you insulted me so I'll respond with physical violence" mentality. Sure, if it's in self defense then physical force may be necessary. But in response to a (poorly thought out) verbal insult?! Grow the fuck up! It's not that the GP is a glowing beacon of rationality, but attitudes like yours are exactly the reason that people like the GP have such a low opinion of the younger generation.
    7. Re:Wonderful by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Did you RTFA?
      "So far, the Mosquito has been road-tested in only one place, at the entrance to the Spar convenience store in this town in South Wales.
      Evans and a 12-year-old friend who did not want to be interviewed were once part of a regular gang of loiterers, said Gough's father, Philip. "That little girl used to be a right pain, shouting abuse and bad language," he said of the 12-year-old. "Now she'll just come in, do her shopping and go."
      These kids in England are acting like monsters.

      Its one thing to have a knee jerk reaction to a group of youths, it's another thing to have a reaction to a horde of insult spewing, object throwing assholes.

      This tool is being used to deal with specific & localized problem, namely abusive & loitering youths. If you had RTFA you'd realize that this is behavior anyone would find abhorrent, not just the older generation.

      Shit like that reminds me of all those hate-spewing pre-teens on Xbox Live. They have the most vile mouths you've ever heard. If the Xbox controller had a button allowing me to send an ear splitting squeal of pain into the little prick's headphones, I'd do it.

      Why? Not because he's 11 years old and hasn't hit puberty, but because the bastard is calling me a cocksucking nigger jew.

      I think maybe you're the one having a knee jerk reaction here.
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    8. Re:Wonderful by icleprechauns · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As bad as it may sound, Steven J. Levitt, author of the award-winning Freakonomics, said that the lowering crime rate is because of the legalization of abortion about 2 decades before. Teens that otherwise would have been neglected and possibly would turn to the streets were aborted instead, so syousef may actually be pretty correct.

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    9. Re:Wonderful by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm almost 20 and I disagree with you. You say because of my age I'm an arrogant, idiotic, irritating, annoying and ignorant young punk? Well isn't that spiffy. Nice to know in this era of knowledge we're judging people by their age and not on themselvs.

      Never mind that I can sit and talk to 40 year olds on the same level, or feel contempt for the idiots in my age group who make the most noise. Lets totally forget the fact that I'm polite in public and will do my best to help someone out.. No, I'm just some ignorant teenager who doesn't have a clue about anything. I should still be in school because clearly at 19 I'm not safe to walk around on my own.

      People mature differently, I know 25-30 year olds who act like complete children. They throw hissy fits and have no sense of money but, these people are allowed an opinion in your magical little world.. yet I'am not because I was born in 1986 instead of 1981?

      You sonny boy need to grow up. Get the stick out of your arse and start to understand people cannot be judged by gender, age or skin colour. Every person is a stand alone process and you should give them a chance.

      But then if you're going to attack teenagers maybe I should attack you "old people"? You know the way you're bitter that you're stuck in a dead end job, half your life is over, you're going to die soon and in 20 years, you'll be left munching on apple sauce because you'll have no teeth, reduced brain function and hips so fragile you'll wish they were made of glass.

      Signed - The disrespectful youth who don't like you because you're still arrogant, stuck up and in short irritatingly idiotic.

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      I like muppets.
    10. Re:Wonderful by devinjones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, it is the rise of industrialization and the expansion of childhood that drives teens crazy. 13 - 16 year olds used to be valuable farm workers or craft apprentices, learning skills and doing work that was valued by society. Now they are largely un-employable. While trying to leave childhood behind, teens find they have no meaningful work and thus no value to adults other than as consumers.

    11. Re:Wonderful by Kylere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People in their teens are "arrogant, idiotic, irritating, annoying and ignorant" you may not feel as if YOU are, but that is the arrogant part. Idiotic may be a little strong, but lacking any worthwhile world experience (no matter what you think, you DO lack it) but it makes you appear that way to people possessing a clue(tm). Irritating is due to all the other factors. Annoying is because you fail to realize the level of your arrogance, and ignorance. Lastly, you do not have the breadth of experience needed to recognize this simple fact which is the ignorant part.

  13. Hahaha!! by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is EXACTLY what I pulled in my undergraduate 'Modern Electronics' class. When we used small speakers I could adjust the frequency to a positively epilepsy inducing sound (especially if you ran the speakers on square wave functions with slight frequency scanning) that caused most of my classmates considerable discomfort but my professor (a fan of loud and live rock shows) could hear nothing. The best part is that he was proud that he was "immune" even though it indicates the beginnings of hearing loss.

  14. Biological or Environmental? by ajax0187 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Does this really work because they're teenagers, or because they just haven't lost the upper levels of their hearing? I remember reading that we can (originally) hear up to 30,000 Hz, but as we get exposed to loud noises, we gradually get more and more deaf as our ears lose more and more of their capability. Something like the first concert you go to cuts out the upper 2000 Hz of your hearing. Which brings up an interesting point - will this work on teens exposed to so much loud noises (music, lots of concerts, construction, trains, etc.) that it just won't work on them?

    By the way, a great role model for fathers everywhere:

    "Okay honey, how much does this hurt?"

    BZZZZT!!!!

    "Ah, turn it off, turn it off!!"

    "In a second honey. Daddy has to hurt you to show how much he loves you. Now, how about this?"

    BZZZZT!!!

    "AHHHHHH!"

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    1. Re:Biological or Environmental? by jhines · · Score: 3, Informative

      A little of both. The horizontal scanning frequency is 15,750 Hz (I think) and some but not all teens could hear it. I could, and going into a TV store would drive me nuts. Time and lots of rock and roll has cured that problem, and I no longer hear the TV sound.

      So yes sound wave could be tuned so that some, but not all could hear it. You might annoy some adults, and be ignored by other kids.

  15. useless by Lehk228 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This will have no effect on the metal heads and punk fans who go to loud shows who also happen to be the people buying it want to drive away anyways.

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  16. Reminds me of a guy I knew... by ChePibe · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of a guy I knew once who kept an opera CD in his far-too-tricked-out-for-an-old-man car stereo. Only he optimized his stereo for treble rather than bass.

    Everytime a low-rider came next to his car at a stop light thumping away, he opened his windows and cranked some good ol' Italian opera out to screw with them. He told me he never could quite drown them out, but quite a few did turn down their stereos to try and figure out what the crazy old man next to them was doing...

  17. this country is strange by hansoloaf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this country so anti-teenager? We got the "coveted marketing demographics" of late teen to young adult that the tv networks and pretty much a lot of companies go for. Yet as a group, teenagers sure are very ostracized, looked down, and picked on. I'm sure there are some bad seeds but for the vast majority, I'm sure there are good kids. You got all these anti-cruising laws, school crackdowns, and now this. Shouldn't we be cherishing and nuturing them instead? I'm sure the Army would like to use this device to get them shepherded to the nearest recuriting office.

    1. Re:this country is strange by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why is this country so anti-teenager?

      They don't buy enough CDs or go to enough movies.

    2. Re:this country is strange by Sithech · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why is this country so anti-teenager?

      Uh, more correctly, why is society so anti-males-between-age-10-and-30?

      The extreme concentration of crime and other antisocial behavior in that demographic might be relevant.

      The US in particular does a lousy job of handling the maturing of its males as shown by a number of measures - including grades, incarceration rate, mortality rate, and vulnerability to military recruiting pitches. However, it's not politically viable to treat them as a vulnerable population. (Not to just pick on the US, the Brits have plenty of trouble with yobs n hoodies, and the French have had very public problems with the Muslem young male population recently)

      An 18 and 19 year old pair of chums just got arrested in Northern California for throwing baseball sized rocks from their car window into oncoming traffic while driving home drunk from a casino at 60 mph. One of the victims is still having surgery on his face, being treated for a broken jaw, and has lost an eye. A couple dozen cars were damaged as well. Sorry, but 50 year old women aren't nearly as likely to do crap like this as 10-30 year old males.

    3. Re:this country is strange by shoolz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If a group of 45 year-olds start hanging around a storefront cursing, drinking, stealing, and deterring the attendance of honest paying customers, and the shop owner takes steps to deter the presence of those 45 year-olds, would you be claiming that the shop owner is anti-adult?

    4. Re:this country is strange by sugarboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Shouldn't we be cherishing and nuturing them instead?
      First time I read this I read "Shouldn't we be chasing them an neutering them instead?"
    5. Re:this country is strange by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What country? The story takes place in Wales.

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    6. Re:this country is strange by vrai · · Score: 2, Informative
      Except that in most of the UK's small towns it isn't 1% of teenager population that are the problem, it's nearer to 50%. They've been brought up without any attempt to discipline them and with an excessive focus on their "rights". As such they believe that they have the right to do anything and the right to assault anybody who tries to stop them.

      I've witnessed a gang of kids being herded in to a Police van after being arrested for dropping concrete blocks on to a busy motorway. You've never seen a more angry bunch; they were livid that the Police had put an end to their little game. Their complaints alternated between "You can't do this!" and, comically, "I've got rights!". Sadly, despite attempting to murder a number of motorists, they were probably released with a caution.

      Thanks to these poor, oppressed little dears the centre of many UK towns are no-go areas after 10pm. Anything that allows law abiding, tax paying citizens to protect their business from these little shits is to be applauded.

  18. TTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Toronto, we used to have a problem with teen gangs hanging around the Kennedy subway station. The solution to this? The TTC started playing classical music over the loudspeakers. Pow, the gangs were gone, plus it was actually quite nice for those of us that enjoy classical music.

    The only thing to watch out for now would be gangs that listen to classical music. Care for a bit of Ludwig Van?

    1. Re:TTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      The only thing to watch out for now would be gangs that listen to classical music.


      That East Coast classical is weak shit. I only blast J-$trau$$, Big Daddy Brahmzz & the Eastside Quartet, and The Notorious M.O.Z. in my ride.

      Rest in peace, 2-Bach.

    2. Re:TTC by Tom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is being used over here in Germany in several cities. Apparently it not only keeps gangs away, but also drug dealers, bums and other folks who loiter around at train and subway stations.

      I wonder if that says more about these people or about the music.

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  19. No problem by JanneM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just shoplift some earplugs.

    Seriously, this shopkeeper exhibits a view of people that would make me very hesitant to be a customer at his store. He is saying, effectively, that "My interest in you is in your money and nothing else. If you spend money, I love you. If not, you're a creep and should not be in my sight." And, really, that is not the kind of person I'd like to be in any kind of relationship with, be it business of personal.

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    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
  20. Re:I doubt this works by segment · · Score: 3, Informative
    Maybe you should have read more then dabbled:

    • Landström reports that exposure to infrasound (6-16 Hz) has an impact on fatigue and wakefulness even with exposures as short as 20 minutes. [1] However, Slarve and Johnson report no long-term impact from exposure to infrasound at levels up to 144 dB. [2]

      1. U. Landström, "Noise and Fatigue in Working Environments," Environment International 16, 471476 (1990).
      2. R. N. Slarve and D. L. Johnson, "Human Whole-Body Exposure to Infrasound," Aviation, Space, and Environmental Medicine, 428431 (April 1975)

    I'm unsure about the age significances though. Elder people tend to lose their hearing quite frequently. Maybe they can pick up other frequencies. Who knows maybe Grandpa did pick up Aliens' conversations.

  21. Terrible idea by Raindance · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think this is a terrible idea for any number of reasons, one being that supposedly "inaudible" noises effect people subconsciously. Even if the people involved don't report hearing anything.

    Relevant link with EEG results-
    http://www.cco.caltech.edu/~boyk/spectra/spectra.h tm

  22. Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by segment · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Severe to profound losses range from PTAs of 75 dB and greater. At this level, hearing aids provide limited benefit and consideration of cochlear implants is generally given. Statistics about Hearing Disorders, Ear Infections, and Deafness

    1. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As someone who has had a 70-75 dB hearing loss in the 500-4000 Hz (i.e. voice) band since age 5, I can vouch for this. Funny thing is, I didn't lose my high frequency hearing, so for years I could hear the 17.5 kHz squeal from our old TV's flyback transformer.

      Hearing aids are no fun. Modern technology has yet to make them better than pathetic. I've got an all-digital (DSP) set that set me back $5K and in a restaurant I hear all the other tables better than the one I'm sitting at. Hard to avoid that; like all people, my ears point sideways, not forward. Then there's the self-oscillation ("feedback"); since these things use IIR filters instead of FIR filters, they tend to go unstable at odd times, usually as a result of some sound that is barely audible, or a pure sinusoidal sound, like many computer beeps and alarm sounds. Solution? Cycle power on the devices. It's a Windows world, and these don't even run Windows.

      Some folks think that hearing aids are convenient because you can just turn them off when you don't want to listen to some blowhard. I think that's worked exactly twice in my life; the other times, the teacher gave me a demerit or whatever. On the flip side, because they don't help you dig out speech as well as they should (it's like having 25% of the consonants you hear be wrong), you have to ask people to repeat themselves, which not only makes you look ignorant, but instead of actually repeating themselves, people will say, "Oh, nevermind" or "It's not important." Bull; if it weren't important, you wouldn't have bothered to say it, and I still want to know what you said. People quickly learn that you're no fun to have a conversation with, because conversations start feeling like work. Of course, how well would the Internet work if UDP was all you had, and packet loss was around 10%?

      My hearing loss has done far more to end my social life than my being a geek and/or nerd ever could.

      Now, a device like this will likely make me effectively deaf. How? The hearing aids set their overall gain based on the sound level in the room, regardless of band. Thus, they will sense the loud HF sound and cut the gain way down, so, from my point of view (hearing?), the world will suddenly get really quiet.

      Do not screw with what little hearing I have left.

    2. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFL. It doesn't say that listening to sounds at 75 dB can cause hearing loss, it describes a hearing loss of PTA 75 dB as basically deaf. If sounds at 75 dB caused hearing loss, we would all go deaf from the sound of our own crying as babies long before we learned to speak.

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    3. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

      Severe to profound losses range from PTAs of 75 dB and greater.

      I think you may have mixed up your measurements. The 75dB referred to in TFA is the noise level. The 75dB in your linked page is the level of hearing loss - that is, the threshold at which the person can hear a sound of that pitch.
      The standard TWA for industrial noise is 85dB for 8 hours, so it's unlikely this device would cause any problems.

      In fact, many years ago, I used to make little devices with two 555 CMOS chips (or one 556), a photocell and a hearing aid speaker coil. They'd put out this high-pitched heterodyning whine that sounded a lot like a mosquito circling. The trick was to hide one in a dark area like a cupboard or under furniture so when someone opened the cupboard, or let light under the furniture, the photocell would cut the noise. There was no way they could locate it by sound, and you could fit the whole thing in a matchbox. As far as I'm aware, we never sent anyone deaf. Insane perhaps, but they could definitely still hear...

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    4. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by Coeurderoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks for the explanation, from somebody that has an acceptable level of hearing, this is quite interesting.

      I do hope that at least once you have filtered out the people that do not like to "work" (have a meaningfull conversation) it leaves you with enough interesting people that you can meet at some quite place.

      It also points to some interesting suggestion for hearing aid maker, since the level of computing power available is going up, I would guess that two improvements should be possible either now or soon.
      1) compare the sounds that are comming in from both side of the head and boost up what is "similar" (i.e either in front or directly behind you)
      and boost down the rest (what is not in your sphere of direct interest)
      2) provide some level of environment profiling that enables you to "say" I'm at a disco, or at home, or ..., and choose which sound bands should be filtered, and which should be increased.

    5. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by magefile · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've posted elsewhere that I think the GP's comments are a bit overdone, but for the record: lip reading only gives you 30-50 percent of the content under ideal conditions (lighting, where the person is facing, whether they lip speak well, etc), and even then it's very tiring. Definitely a useful skill, but it's not as great as people think.

    6. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your suggestions have been addressed a long time ago.

      One of the problems associated with the first generation of hearing aids (besides unstability) was that the 'cocktail-party effect'. If you are at a gathering of many people (such as a cocktail party), people with normal hearing are able to focus on a nearby conversation and block out the others. Initially hearing aids could not do this but more recent models have an increased sensitivity in the direction right in front of you.

      To achieve this multiple microphones are used. Even wireless communication between the left-ear hearing aid and the right-ear hearing aid is now being investigated. Also denoising, dereverberation (removal of room effects to make sound more clear) are investigated. I work in signal processing myself and this is a very active area of research.

      One step further are cochlear implants. For people with total hearing loss but intact nerves in the inner ear it is possible to attach electronic contacts (obviously through an operation as these contacts are inside their skull!). Apparently sensitivity to signals of different frequency resides at different areas in the ear, therefore the incoming sound is decomposed into a number of frequency bands, the output is which is sent to the appropriate area. This technology can really make (some) deaf people hear and have conversations. However, the dynamic range is very limited iirc, 8 dBs or so.

      Google for 'cochlear implant'...

    7. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      As far as I'm aware, we never sent anyone deaf. Insane perhaps, but they could definitely still hear.

      Bless you. Being insane is just plain boring if you can't hear the voices.

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    8. Re:Can you hear me... Can you hear me now... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't have a "right" to be there. If you don't like the music the store is playing LEAVE, don't just go and vandalize their equiptment.

  23. Alternative Hypothesis by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was a kid I built a variable frequency tone generator. Once I got it up above the range I could hear, I could make my dog go batshit. Not as in running around yelping, but scratching and chewing himself with a passion. Turns out it was the fleas that were going batshit; against his white fur, I could clearly see them start jumping incessanctly when I hit that certain range.

    So maybe his kids are just nasty.

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  24. One for the elderly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only we could come up with a noise frequency to ATTRACT the elderly. Then we could lead a merry dance of baby boomers straight off a cliff into the ocean and watch them all drown :)

    1. Re:One for the elderly by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do have such a sound. Wayne Newton or Celine Dion. Attracts the moldy oldies like flies, guaranteed to repel everyone who isn't half-senile.

      Of course, Vegas latched onto them for just that reason. See the following:

      Q: What has 80 balls and fucks little old ladies?
      A: Keno
    2. Re:One for the elderly by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard that was Cheney's idea to fix social security....

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    3. Re:One for the elderly by AgentPhunk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Q: How do you get an old lady to say 'FUCK'? A: Yell "Bingo!"

    4. Re:One for the elderly by magarity · · Score: 2, Funny

      They do have such a sound. Wayne Newton or Celine Dion
       
      I wouldn't go that far, but instead of an annoying noise maker can't this guy just play opera at the teens to make them run off?

  25. Totally Absurd by Darkshot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is ridiculus. They talk about using something like this to drive away 'bad teens' who hang around their store. Did they ever stop to consider that not all teens are bad, and what if some young person is actually going to their store to buy something legitimately. They need to stop stereotyping and realize most teens arent like that. I'm 17 and I do nothing of the sort. They are not only driving away these occassional trouble makers but also some of their own customers...

  26. Let's face it, this is revenge by TheNucleon · · Score: 2, Funny
    Teenagers have been driving adults away for years with loud noise. This is just one guy's attempt to get even.

    Revenge is a dish best served at high frequencies.

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  27. Wow, this is pretty stupid. by loraksus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least, it seems like it to me.
    Back in the days of dos, pascal and c programming in a text based ide, I used to run high pitched noises out through the pc speaker. I believe I specified something between 21,000 and 24,000 hz - although I'm fairly sure that the speaker wasn't exactly tuned (although it did go a bit higher (27,000-ish hz), although only a few of us were able to hear it - we had the computer randomly play these high pitched tones and the monitor would change color about 5 seconds after the tone started, so it was sort of a double blind test)
    Yeah, high school was tons of fun.
    Anyways... Even though the old folks might not be able to hear it consciously, it still affects them. People become moody, short tempered, and in general, quite bitchy. I honestly can't say that it is due to the effects of the sound - or the effects of interacting with people who are able to consciously hear it, but - to me, at least - it doesn't really matter, because chances are that if you have teens hanging around your business, they probably spend money there and you're going to have to interact with them.

    And as for whether this bothers teens immensely, I call bullshit. Most of the older TVs out there put out a high pitched noise and it isn't like teens don't spend a ton of time sitting in front of one. Of course, old people enjoy buying crap like this, so it isn't to say there isn't a market.

    Also, the sensitivity seems to go away after being exposed to the sounds of gunfire (anecdotal evidence based on my experiences, so take with a grain of salt) and other loud noises, so gangbangers and punkheads probably won't be affected ;)
    And please, 75db? feh.

    (feel free to use this as a perfect example of how to not write an argumentative essay btw)

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  28. Re:TVs by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean irritating smell and irritating lighting dont stop people from going to bars do they?

    They still come in, they just don't sit next to me.

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  29. In only by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

    The French could really have used this technology a few weeks ago. It would have saved them thousands of cars going up in flames.

    Muahaha...MUAHAHAHAHahhahaahahaa

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  30. The bad seeds... by alakazam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...are the ones who are doing the loitering, bothering customers, etc., as explained in the article. It's an "anti-loitering" device, not anti-teenager -- it's just that teenagers have more time to hang out and make a nuisance of themselves.

    Teenagers don't want to be cherished and nurtured -- they want freedom without responsibility. (Generalization, not applicable for every teenager.)

    1. Re:The bad seeds... by arron_nz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's an "anti-loitering" device, not anti-teenager


      No, it's anti-teenager. A 45 year old loiterer won't be affected. Only teenagers are affected by this device. It's comparable to a gun that only shoots black people.
      Where is my right as a non-loitering teenager to walk past a store undisturbed by a device that could be potentially damaging and incredibly annoying?
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  31. babies by maxzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    if only the young can hear it, why do I think mothers with young children and babies will get peeved because it will wake up sleeping kids or provoke tantrums?

  32. My experience by glitch0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I frequently whip out my tone generator in class and put it at high frequencies very loud. Gets hilarious when half the class is yelling about a noise and the teacher thinks they're crazy.

    On another note, would those neat Bose active noise cancelling headphones remedy this problem? I know it's rather easy to build active noise cancelling headphones, and if this happened anywhere in my town I would make pairs of these for everyone just to spite them.

    Also, I tend to have worse hearing than most of my peers due to the fact that I play drums rather extensivly. Would this stop me from hearing the sound?

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  33. Re:Legality? by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many forms of discrimination are illegal for government agencies and many/most public businesses and services. Private discrimination is a different matter. I could keep black people, hispanic people, white people, blind left-handed people, or people who voted for Bush off of my private property simply because I wanted to. The government couldn't do anything about it. On that note, I could keep teens out, as well. No matter the inventor's intended use, there are plenty of "non-infringing" uses for this device. Suggesting it's would be illegal because it discriminates against teens shows a gross misunderstanding of (American) law.

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  34. Huntington metro station in northern Virginia by orangepeel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This just looks like an ultrasonic animal repeller to me. Here's an easy Google Search that shows how common they are. The thing is, anyone with decent hearing will hear these ultrasonic devices too -- and yes, they are extremeley irritating, to the point of being painful. My parents live way out in the country and use one to keep deer away from their garden, and another one to keep their neighbor's cats away from their parked cars. Having to suffer around 2 of those things any time I visit my folks, I can easily recognize the high-pitched agony-inducing devices now.

    And as a result, I suspect there is a powerful one in use at the Huntington metro station. It's cranked way up, frankly to the point that I worry about hearing damage when I walk through the protected area. I can hear the sound just inside the entrance, aimed right at the turnstyles (slightly stronger at the side near the fare card machines). In this case, I imagine they're using it to keep birds and squirrels out of the station. The station itself is in a surprisingly wooded area, nestled into the side of a small hill. I'm sure they found an ultrasonic animal repeller was the only thing that worked at keeping critters out of the station. It nearly keeps me out too ... it actually makes me feel slightly nauseous if I hang around in that entrance area too long.

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  35. Home Made Version by rossz · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's easy enough for me to create a home made high pitched squeal. Just take the phone away from my teenage daughter. From what I have been able to ascertain, the telephone is permanently attached to her ear. Taking it away causes her physical pain which results in her emitting an extremely loud high pitched squeal.

    I try not to do that anymore because the neighbors complain.

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  36. A hearing aid works too by BlindSpot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I belong to a club that's made up of mostly seniors, so I'm one of just a few people there under 40. A few years ago (I was 25 or 26 then) I was playing with one of our long-time members when I began hearing this really high-pitched whining noise, right on the high edge of my auditory range. Wasn't super loud, but definitely loud enough to notice if you could indeed hear it. After determining to my satisfaction that I wasn't crazy, I deduced the noise was coming from some definite source. I asked my opponent if she could hear it, and she said no but wondered if it was her hearing aid. She turned it down and sure enough, the noise went away! Apparently I was the only one who could hear it.

    Two more occasions I heard the noise and immediately asked her to turn it down and it went away, so that pretty much confirmed the first time wasn't a fluke. I dunno exactly what was happening, but I figure the hearing aid was generating feedback when turned up too loud. After all they are just compact microphones and speakers.

    I tell you, when I heard this noise and I couldn't figure out what it was, I started to get really agitated. The agitation was to the point that where if someone heard it for a sustained long time they could seriously go insane or even try to kill themselves. It was bad. The sense of relief I felt when the noise was turned off was quite profound.

    So anyhow, I didn't RTFA but if they're talking about using this device on a long-term basis to keep teens away from somewhere, this is tantamount to torture. I think anybody considering using this for anything other than security in imminent danger (e.g. teens harassing you) deserves to lose the rest of their hearing too.

  37. Today by Jozer99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Today: Miracle Hypersonic siren drives away teens and children. Tomorrow: Modern teens going deaf, lets blame iPods.

  38. Far more effective... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some good classical music with maybe a little John Tesh thrown in for good measure. Just don't make me haul out the "big guns" and start playing some Celine Dion!

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    1. Re:Far more effective... by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe this will spark an arms war where kids start carrying around ghetto-blasters playing rap music to drive those pesky adults away.

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    2. Re:Far more effective... by SoCalChris · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I used to live in downtown Long Beach, Ca, and would often find guys on our porch smoking, drinking and cussing. Asking them to leave got old after a while, and wasn't really effective. We finally got a hymn CD, that worked better than anything else we tried.

    3. Re:Far more effective... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      That sounds like so much drama in the LBC, it must be hard to be Snoop D O double g.

    4. Re:Far more effective... by Chrontius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Frankly, I'm pretty sure that this is turning my stomach (though that may be the pizza from last night) -- in the course of my high school career, I developed a very high pain threshold because every day of every week of every... I had a monster, killer splitting headache by the time I got home due to the countless TVs left on, tuned to a blank station.

      This strikes me as somewhere between sadistic and evil and I think this is going to backfire long-run -- if your future customers associate your shop with pain now, they'll go elsewhere later.

    5. Re:Far more effective... by slapout · · Score: 4, Funny

      NO! Don't play any Celine Dion! You might get a rootkit on your PC and then you'll need those kids to help you get it off!

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    6. Re:Far more effective... by Wellspring · · Score: 2, Funny


      Use of John Tesh is against the Geneva Accords. I'd take Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings's work over his any day.

  39. Motivation?! by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 2, Funny

    by experimenting on his children

    I didn't considered *that* when I decided I shall have no children...

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  40. Two can play at that game: by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Teenagers have Rap Music - it drives old people away.

    RS

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  41. That's nothing... by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funniest thing I ever did was steal every telephone (minus no more than 10) on the second floor of my middle school on April Fools Day. The phones snapped into a bracket on the wall, so just unplug the cord and pull them out, and POW! you're in business. Sad thing, I walked around with them for two classes until someone asked me what the heck I was doing.

    Hey, what are you doing?

    Oh, nothing much. You?

    Looks around Where's my telephone?

    Gestures at stack of telephones Second one from the bottom.

    Why did you take all the phones?

    Why didn't you take the phones? I shouldn't be the one who has to.

    ...and all I had to do was put them back! Which took the rest of the hour.

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  42. What part of this country? (overgeneralization) by Tau+Zero · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The teenagers aren't anti-teenager (duh!). So who are you talking about?
    Yet as a group, teenagers sure are very ostracized, looked down, and picked on.
    You might have noticed that teenagers are less well-socialized, less acquainted with work (as illegal aliens have taken many of the jobs once performed by teenagers as professionals-in-training), and otherwise contemptuous of the virtues of the society which makes their comfortable lives possible.

    Call it anti-boorishness, anti-hypocrisy, anti-jerk. But until kids get sneered at for saying "Yes, sir" and helping old ladies across the street, don't call this country anti-teenager.

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  43. Resonant frequencies... by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 3, Funny
    We had one classroom that happened thanks to some accidental miracle of 1960s construction technology to have the unique acoustic property that it would amplify a certain frequency. If one or more of us started humming at that special note, the whole classroom would start to resonate. The beauty was that it was totally non-directional, making nearly impossible to figure out who was doing it.

    Not that we abused this or anything...

    1. Re:Resonant frequencies... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Funny


      I did a short stint as a Maths teacher. The hardest part was trying to remember I was on the other side now (I was trouble at school). We had some construction work going on at the school and there was some sort of crane-mounted pile driving going on so that every five seconds or so, the entire classroom would shake and rattle. Just in one perfect lull in the general chaos that was the bottom year 11 maths set, one kid calls out to another: "'Ere, Darren! Yer mama's coming!"

      I have never had to try so hard not to laugh in my life.

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    2. Re:Resonant frequencies... by macwarriorny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was a student music teacher long ago and taught in a classroom (school was built in the mid 60s) that had the same type of acoustics, in fact, the particular note was A above middle C. The first time I had a choir of about 40 junior high kids sing that note in unison I thought the blackboard was going to vibrate off the wall. It was very weird.

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  44. Fuck you, ya bald headed ol' fart by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm actually a balding ol' fart but I loathe the very thought of ever fuckin' mellowing out.

    I'm angrier now than I ever was but its a cold and calculating anger. Its the steely edge of the knife.

    I have outgrown the fugues and tirades of youth, when I'd wax elequent with rage and make the most grandeloquent speeches any man could ever regret, if he could regret anything, but I don't.

    John Tesh can swallow and kiss my lil' pink ass after I take a dump right in his fuckin' gob.

    Me mellow?

    Like A-fuckin'-lexis Sayles...

    I'm driven and driven to drink by "mellow people." I'm a man with a mission, touched with a little madness, or is it genius that pushes, prods and make me reach beyond myself?

    I HATE having become a cripple. Fuck.

    I used to be a dancer.

    I used to be a musician.

    I used to be the guy a mother warned her daughter about.

    I used to be the guy a daughter didn't tell her mother about.

    And I HATE fuckin' growing old.

    So I'M NOT FUCKIN' DOING IT.

    (A little catharsis is good every now and then.)

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  45. Re:TVs by ian_mackereth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm in my mid-40s and still hear that 16kHz whine from many TVs and monitors when the PC's turned off. I learned to protect my hearing when I was in the (Royal Australian) Air Force. While the young d00ds were being macho and enduring the loud noises as jets flew overhead, the brass who'd been around awhile had no qualms about wearing earplugs or putting their fingers in their ears as appropriate. My fellow (then) teenagers probably ended up cool, but deaf.

  46. Classical music works too by jebiester · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A cinema in my town had the same problem with large groups of teenagers loitering at the entrance. Once they started playing nice classical music (not even loudly) they all dissappeared. I guess it was no longer a "cool" place to hang out any more. I think the makers of this device should have tried their first option, at least it's less iritating to customers.

  47. Are you sure it's not right? by Carl+T · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here I was hoping that that they'd found a way to drive off prefects of various kinds. Not that I dislike the one we have around here, but sometimes it could be useful.

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  48. That's why... by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's why laws keep getting passed that restrict teenagers. How are we going to keep convincing each other that teenagers are evil if they don't commit crimes. So, we work towards creating a society that puts 18 year olds out on the street with never having held a job, no drivers license, never having had sex, and no experience with keeping things like drinking in moderation. Add on to that laws that prevent parents from teaching kids that there are reprecussions for your actions, and you just might turn this decline in youth crime around.

    Just remember these are the people that will decide if the plug should be pulled. Needlessly making enemies of them is not a good idea.

  49. Re:Greed is Good by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Informative
    currently a big electronics outlet in Germany has "greed is good" as their slogan ("Geiz ist Geil").



    Get yourself a frigging dictionary (or go dict.leo.org ) and look up "Geiz". It has lots of translations, but none of them is "greed". Closest one is probably "stinginess".



    "Greed" refers to "want to have a lot of (usually money)", while "Geiz" implies "not wanting to spend a lot of (usually money)".

  50. Calculate the freq... by yroJJory · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can actually calculate what the audible frequency is of a TV.

    For NTSC in North America:

    • 60 Hz (refresh rate) * 525 (# of lines) / 2 (interleaved, ya know!) = 15,750 Hz (15.75kHz)

    For PAL in the UK:

    • 50 Hz (refresh rate) * 625 (# of lines) / 2 (interleaved, too!) = 15,625 Hz (15.625 kHz)

    And yes, the sound drives me crazy, too. I'm 30 and an audio engineer. And I'm the only one in my household who can hear the damn TVs whining. :-)

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  51. Re:Greed is Good by samjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would suggest "thrift" as an alternate rendering which is to aoid unneccessary spending and taking care of what has been bought.

    Sam

  52. High Frequency vs Low Frequency... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its an amazing coincidence.. the high pitch noises irritate and drive away teens, and low frequency resonating bass noises irritate and drive away old people too ;)

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  53. High Frequency Country Music by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Funny

    "He found the prefect irritating sound by experimenting on his children."

    I saw the same effect at a local mcDonalds a few years back in downtown Seattle. They started to play country music on the outside speakers and you wouldn't believe how fast some of the seedier teen traffic cleared out... To across the street, but hey, it worked :p

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  54. I built one of these when I was 12 by fasteddie203 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The high pitched sound is impossible to track and very annoying :)

    Plans to build one:
    http://www.linuxsavvy.com/staff/jgotts/underground /boxes/pandora.html

  55. Re:What worries me is... by bhima · · Score: 2, Insightful
    They have the right to because "the 7-11" is neither a bus stop or public property.

    So as long as this device passes a health safety muster it is OK to use it to broadcast that annoying sound 24 hours a day 365 days a year. In addition property owners or agents acting on behalf of the property owner are free to turn it up (with in the limits of health safety) and direct it at whom ever they want.

    If you don't want to be treated like a hooligan don't appear as one and don't treat private property as either yours or as public property. You have no real need or right to treat a business's private property as a bus stop. It's really that simple...

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  56. Re:Greed is Good by stevejobsjr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Geil has a few translations, too, if yaknowwhattamean...

  57. Life imitates The Far Side by Nerdposeur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anybody else think this sounds exactly like a Far Side concept?

    (Man in labcoat stands on front porch next to a goofy-looking contraption as a couple of slackers with cigarettes run away covering their ears) Responding to the outcry of the neighborhood, Dr. Norman Finkhouser worked by night for months to perfect his invention: the Teen-B-Gone 5000.

  58. Re:f**k in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh you're *obviously* new here...

  59. The perfect gift! by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Funny

    The perfect gift foy your favorite teen: linky

  60. Re:Greed is Good by SamSim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thrift?