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Computer Jobs -- How to Resign Professionally?

MikeDawg asks: "I submitted a letter of resignation yesterday, and today I'm at home posting stories to my weblog and Slashdot. I gave my employer two weeks notice, and almost immediately, I had my accounts disabled, and my permissions revoked on all the computers at my work, which makes me unable to do anything in my position of being a 'Systems Analyst/Systems Administrator'. I spoke with the HR rep, and gave her my notice yesterday, then I spoke with her today about what had happened to my access, and they honored my resignation... 2 weeks early. (Luckily, I'm compensated in pay for the next two weeks). What I want to know is, how do you computer and IT professionals out there put in your notice of resignation (if you are with a permanent employer, and not contractual), and not get immediately shutdown, and shunned away from the computers? The CIO immediately thought I was going to do something terrible to the system, and destroy accounts, and any other activity that I have access to, but I was giving him notice that I was leaving. What is the professional thing to do?"

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  1. What did you expect? by Sylvestre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're a liability. You got paid. Be happy.

    1. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You got paid two weeks without responsibilty to do anything else - take the money and move on, that's being professional...

    2. Re:What did you expect? by Fishstick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really - this is SOP in many, if not most places. At my company, anyone with "sensitive" access is immediately revoked upon receipt of written resignation. Period.

      I would be more surprised to hear anything else.

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    3. Re:What did you expect? by neostorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think he expected to be treated like a trustworthy, normal human being. No one likes being treated like a criminal; people are not liabilities.

      The real liabilities are our mistreatment of employees, and how the reaction to lack of respect and trust takes form from them. The majority of the time that an employee does something bad to his or her workplace, it's an act of revenge or bitterness because they wronged and feel disrespected. Contrary to popular belief people do not cause mayhem and mischeif to others for no reason.

      What we really need to look at is the behavior of companies towards the people they employ, and the people they consider customers.

    4. Re:What did you expect? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So someone asks for advice on professionalism and you give this?

      99% of employers? They'll have security escort you from the building. The severance is in lieu of notice, as in 'your employment is /severed/ at that point', and you have zero right to be there, and are actually trespassing.

    5. Re:What did you expect? by Jackhamr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would try to give a 6 month written notice then.

    6. Re:What did you expect? by ajs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've never worked for anyone who thought like that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I WOULDN'T work for someone who seemed to think like that. It's just unprofessional. When I resign, I give 3-4 weeks notice, and I expect the company to make the most of my time. I usually have an equity stake in the company, and I want them to succeed just as much as they do. If your company is treating you this way it is for one of two reasons: 1) they don't trust you or 2) they feel compelled to behave in a detrimental manner because a manager with either too much or too little authority thinks it's their job.

      Now FIRING SOMEONE... that's different. In that case, I compartmentalize them starting the day before, backing up anything that they can touch. I then shut off their machine after they leave, remove or lock accounts and remove their remote access if they had it.

      This is all as much for their benefit as mine. If they had no means of access after they found out, no one can accuse them of anything.

      I also ALWAYS offer to forward people's mail, though that's gotten harder in the last few years. Companies now feel that there's too much of a chance of mail being sent to their old account with proprietary information in it. Oh well.

    7. Re:What did you expect? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A mature, thoughtful organization would realize a couple of things. First, he is sitting with a whole lot of implicit knowledge about the current assignments. Having him spend the last two weeks document it all and bringing other people up to speed on it is a pretty good idea.

      Second, he is leaving. There is a reason for it. Is it the salary? Personal conflicts? The hours? Too little challenge, or too heavy a workload? Is there a problem with the social climate at the IT department? A good organization will want to know, and conduct exit interviews to see if there are points they should improve. Perhaps even catch a disaster in the making before it explodes in their faces.

      Third, he is now an ex-employee. He will go out in the world and socialize with his peers at other companies - some of whom his previous employer may well want to hire at some point in the future. If his final impresion of the company is that of a bunch of posterior orifices, that's what he'll be telling people when they ask him about his opinion on applying for a position there. If, on the other hand, they do a good job of taking care of him up until the moment his contract ends, showing interest as above and so on, the impression will be vastly better, and they'll effectively be sending out a PR representative that will be giving a much better impression about the company for years to come.

      So yes, there are very good reasons not to just cancel his passcard and give him thirty minutes to pack his personal belongings before having him escorted out by a rent-a-cop.

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    8. Re:What did you expect? by mallie_mcg · · Score: 5, Funny

      He was lucky.

      I resigned almost two weeks ago and still have two weeks left before my four week notice period is up.

      I will continue to do my job cabably until the very end and won't be doing anything malicious, it is our corporate culture that people (even those in powerful/trusted positions) work to the very end of their contract.

      I'm surprised how well the boss took me writing "I resign" on the whiteboard though.

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    9. Re:What did you expect? by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll tell you the point.

      No supervisor, no HR flack and no VP ever got fired for running off an employee that gave notice. OTOH, there's a fair possibility that they could be fired if the employee did something grievious after giving notice.

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    10. Re:What did you expect? by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Security is about managing risks. There's no way to make something perfectly secure, only to manage the risks it presents to your organisation.

      Immediately ceasing access for staff who are leaving, as an example. Most people aren't going to do anything. If they've given you 2 weeks notice and you let them go straight away, you're spending the equivalent of 2 weeks wages to treat the risk they will. Depending on the company, many places are happy to accept that risk treatment cost.The risk is not just that they will trash their computer or your systems. They may also steal or misuse confidential data, like customer lists.

      I know of one person in consulting, who planned to setup his own company, doing what he did for his current company, and had planned to send a goodbye email to all his corporate contacts saying he was now in practise for himself - at 75% the price. He however was similarly unaware, like the original poster, of his company's seperation practises, and was escorted from the building immediately after handing in his letter of resignation. Fortunately his old company never found out about this, so he got a good reference for when he went for a similar job at another company, unable to start his own firm.

      I once saw a post on slashdot about how sad it was that the NSA would destroy entire machines that had never been out of their box, just because they had been designated as spares for their datacentre. Consider it another way.. the machines were 2 years old, purchased tax free in bulk, and depreciated down to a minimal value. The risk posed that they may have ever been used and had operational data meant that it made a lot of sense to destroy perfectly good hardware.

      Anyway, the point is, risks aren't always as obvious as they seem, and risk treatment is an interesting beast. Sometimes you do things which look like waste in order to prevent threats.

      (IANAL, but I am a risk management/it security consultant :P I'd recommend the same thing in the same situation)

    11. Re:What did you expect? by AndyKron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've personally never seen anyone being escorted to the door unless it was something they were being fired for. People have always been allowed to finished their two weeks. Hell, we usually need more than those two weeks to pick their brains dry of all their tribal knowledge! I'd hate to have a key person leave the company, leaving us to figure out their job without their input. Ex employees are also usually available for consultation after they leave, too. At least this has been my personal experience, and what I've seen for others that I've worked with.

      -AC

    12. Re:What did you expect? by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Some organisations will lock you out as a matter of policy as soon as you "betray" your intentions, but I've had much better treatment the last couple of times I left a job. Presumably because they knew I was trustworthy.

      One employer left my key accounts in place (disabled) and hired me to do some consulting ("temp work", really) using those (re-enabled) accounts afterward.

      The last place I quit amazed me at just how trusting they were: On my last day on the job (after giving notice), my boss, his managerial peers, and their boss were all unavailable, so I had to find a "responsible individual" in the department (a non-manager with more seniority than me) to give my keys to that afternoon. At the end of the day, I was actually left alone in the data center with both login and physical access to critical systems (to say nothing of the office kitchen and storage room). They trusted me to shut down my computer, turn off the interior lights, and lock the door behind me on the way out. (Which - considering that I was quitting in part because I hated how the place was run - was rather naive.)

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    13. Re:What did you expect? by kogus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How resignations are handled are really an indicator of the hiring process, not the termination process. If a company goes out of it's way to hire people who are trustworthy, and treats them with respect while they are employees, then it isn't necessary to lock users out. On the other hand, if the hiring process is slack or employees are treated poorly, then these procedures are an absolute necessity.

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    14. Re:What did you expect? by IAmTheDave · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If a company treated me that way, it would be worth flipping them the bird... along with three customers and a couple of line cooks who happened to get in the way....

      I couldn't disagree more. Speaking of professionalism, doing what the CIO did was probably just as professional as your resignation. There may be policies in place that dictate his actions, or more probably, your resignation ended your employ, and they took action to protect their assets.

      As others have posted, you get paid for two weeks, so they show professionalism again by not trying to rob you of the pay for the two weeks notice you have given. However, expecting that you'll have carte blanche access to the systems during your two last weeks is a bit silly. Most people spend that time backing up code to personal computers or otherwise stealing IP belonging to the employer.

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    15. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think parent post is bang on.

      If the management has _any_ brains, they realize you would have/could have committed nefarious acts _before_ giving notice. The termination of system access is absolutely _not_ personal. It will be mandated by policy in many places and in fact protects the person who gave notice. If you gave notice and something "bad" happened immediately afterwards, server crash, corrupt database _whatever, suspicion would naturally fall on, you the terminated employee, unless you had no access to the systems.

      As someone else has said, just take the pay and smile for 2 weeks. Where I work, you wouldn't have got past security the next day... again, nothing personal, just policy.

    16. Re:What did you expect? by flosofl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I too am in risk management. I heartily agree with what you have said. It all boils down to each companies tolerance of risk. Some companies are willing to pay the 2 weeks of serverence even though the employee no longer performs the job.

      I work for a multi-national bank, and they do this all the time. They may spend millions over the course of a couple of years doing this, but this is what they are willing to pay to mitigate the possibility of even higher loss. There are some systems (I'm thinking of Fed Reserve and clearing house operations) that could cost that much over the course of a couple *hours* if they were disrupted (fines and/or actual loss). Even though internal controls make it unlikely to happen, the risk is still there and paying for 2 weeks of non-productivity is a small price to pay to reduce it.

      This does not even take into account the *legal* problems a company would face if they allowed an out-going employee access and he/she disrupted operations to the point of major financial loss. It's called Due Care. And it can result in criminal charges being brought against the senior management. "So you knew the possibility existed, but still let this person have access?"

      Don't be insulted. This is just SOP these days for any company with responsibilities to shareholders.

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    17. Re:What did you expect? by alc6379 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's against the law to give a bad reference in my state (TN). You can only answer "yes" or "no" to the question: "Is person eligible to work at your company ever again?

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    18. Re:What did you expect? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually funny/not-funny

      I worked at a company where one of the managers decided to move on. She was near the top, worked hard and was quite professional. Her mistake was in giving three months notice so they could work out a graceful exit.

      She was fired on the spot, asked to leave the property and given the minimum statutory severance.

      In my jurisdiction, once you've given notice you may be let go immediately provided the company pays severance. I knew I was leaving my job with that company for 6 months and didn't give notice till 2 weeks before. I would have loved to give them more time to plan for my replacement, but figured they'd just shaft me.

      They went bankrupt a few years later. Sometimes you get what you deserve. :-]

    19. Re:What did you expect? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If you're insane you have backups of your email. If you take anything of the sort and there is a good chance you are in violation of multiple sections of company policy

      Company policy isn't law. Would you refer to have selected correspondence presented as evidence against you in some dispute? Make email backups; actually paper prints are better, lawyers trust paper more than digital files. Don't announce it, just have them in reserve in case they try to bushwhack you. I presented some email in a wages dispute, the send timestamps showed I'd been at work (or at least doing work) when they claimed I had skipped out. (Yeah, sure they could have been faked easily, though they weren't.)

    20. Re:What did you expect? by Skynyrd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Really - this is SOP in many, if not most places. At my company, anyone with "sensitive" access is immediately revoked upon receipt of written resignation. Period.

      A former place of employment was so bad, that when I was leaving on poor terms, I was asked (by the head of HR) for "all the passwords I knew". I had to explain that if I told them to him, I'd still know them and could use them. He was shocked when I informed him that his IS staff would have to figure out how to change a hundred passwords.

      It was a great place to leave.

    21. Re:What did you expect? by dubiousmike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next time, give 4 weeks notice. ;)

    22. Re:What did you expect? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a contractor now, having shunned full time work myself. Why? because it is my experience that companies are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for their employees.

      That's funny, because as an IT decisionmaker at a company, I have shunned contractors. Why? because it is my experience that contractors are in it for themselves regardless of the impact the have for the company that's giving them money.

  2. it's not a professional or civilized world by yagu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Up front Disclaimer: I am a disgruntled former employee of a Telco... laid off after 21 years

    You, kind sir, proffered as professional a resignation as necessary. There are no reciprocal gaurantees, and in the IT field it is more typical than not for you to be treated nearly as if you were a criminal.

    Systems you once managed for your employers now are at risk. Former peers are now potential spies. Do not be surprised to be treated like you have some sort of exotic, deadly, contagious disease. Don't expect anything for references other than affirmation you actually did work there.

    This is the fine world of trust we have achieved as a civilised and evolved society. Trust not.

    I will still always give professional courtesy (e.g., sufficient lead time for resignation) but I've left the corporate world with a sour aftertaste.... It sucks, that's just the way it is.

    1. Re:it's not a professional or civilized world by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

      exactly right.

      Besides you should have disabled all those system account services that were going to detonate and take lots of things with them a year+ 1 month after your accounts were disabled BEFORE you put in your letter of resignation... they are there for sweet revenge in case of downsizing right?

      Ok, all joking aside. When you tendered your letter you should have already had everything in order BEFORE you handed it in. All personal items already removed from your office/cubicle. All your code and porn backed up on a CD already in your possesion, your work computers sanitized and swept clean, your pet projects documented so the next guy can live with them for the 30 days he takes to rip them out and put his ideas in place instead..... etc...

      It's not only IT, any professional job they hit you in the arse with the door the moment you resign. most companies have way too much sensitive or percieved sensitive information they they becom instantly paranoid about the second you announce you are becoming an "OUTSIDER".

      I do strongly suggest anyone even thinking of resigning or outright quitting in a blaze of glory sanitize their workspace and machines, anything you leave behind will come back to haunt you later if it is something you are not proud to leave behind.

      In a side note, any awards you may have won, It's not a bad idea to leave them behind at that empty desk. At your new workplace they will only serve to piss off your new coworkers and make your integration that much more difficult.

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  3. Sounds like you did the right thing by hedronist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Based on how you described it, you probably did nothing wrong, and they probably did the right thing.

    Companies are rightfully paranoid that a departing employee -- particulalrly one with root access -- may decide to do something nasty on the way out the door. This doesn't mean that *you* would do this, just that they can't take a chance. Of course, if you had intended to do something nasty, you could easily have set it up before tendering your resignation. The best thing to do is act like a professional and understand that what is in your best interest and in the company's best interest are no longer related.

  4. I'll assume they're paying you... by NevDull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you got an extra two weeks of vacation, enjoy it.

    When I quit HP, they paid me to stay at home for two weeks, and my unused vacation. 6 weeks of pay for 2 weeks at home. Time to recover and prepare for my new job, buy new clothes, and figure out the bus schedule.

    The professional way to handle it is to stop whining and enjoy.

  5. My way is fun... by Highlordexecutioner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although it is not very professional.

    Of course mine was just my review, but it sort of acted like a resignation letter.

    Strengths: Over the last six months I have had the opportunity to learn how to smile when given projects that offer no challenge at all. Furthermore I can now hide my disdain for co-workers that have more in common with parasitic worms than with human beings. I've also grown to recognize the importance of recognition via comparison. For instance, I recognize that our environment here at (insert company name here) is really wonderful compared to other companies - the same way Syphilis is a great improvement over A.I.D.S.. Then there is the multitude of tasks that I can do with my eyes closed. It's truly a wonder how many mundane tasks I can accomplish with no effort at all. And lastly there is my recent discovery of how to divide by zero.

    Weaknesses: Sometimes, I have trouble accepting that I actually am flawless.

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  6. Lucky Bastard by DeadBugs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I resigned in a professional manner, they made me stay the whole 2 weeks. Sometimes they escort people out of the building that day for security reasons and still pay them for the remaining 2 weeks. However, I had to stay and fill out paperwork and go to BS meetings and suffer. What they did to you is pretty standard and has nothing to do with you or how you resigned.

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  7. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, as you say, the OP got paid anyway, but...

    In every job I've had that I've left (five in the last 12 years), I've never had my access cut off until I actually leave. I've always worked until the last day, and I would be surprised if an employer didn't want me to. Mind you, I've never been fired, and in all but one case, I was actually on fairly good terms with my employer. I've never even heard of employers terminating access for people who are leaving of their own accord.

    As a matter of fact, in most of the occasions I've left a job, I needed to keep access to the last minute to assist with a smooth handover of my work.

    In a situation where an employee has notified their employer that they wish to resign, there is no security risk in letting them keep their access (and do their job) until they leave. If they were disgruntled and were going to do anything nasty, they would already have done it prior to tendering notice.

    (It's a very different situation if the employee is let go, of course)

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    "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
  8. What you should have done... by jafo · · Score: 4, Funny

    What you should have done is to have copied all of your mp3s and ornpay off the system *BEFORE* you gave your notice. ;-)

    Sean

  9. Re:You did the right thing... it's their problem. by IntlHarvester · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had an old boss that taught me this trick about 10 years ago -- When a sysadmin quits, give him a two week paid vacation and immediately change all the passwords. Most of them had something lined up anyways, and if they weren't backdooring things, they were just going to sit around shorttiming it.

    Funny thing was nearly every system admin that resigned attempted to access the systems during their enforced vacation. Probably nothing malicious, but since you don't know that, it's a wise policy.

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  10. He's trying to deal with his feelings... by everphilski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He made a professional resignation, they said no thanks but paid him for two weeks anyways. This is standard business practice and was financially beneficial for him. (two weeks free pay?)

    What he's probably dealing with is the feeling of rejection: if they could drop him on a days notice was he really needed? He'll just have to be honest with himself about that but he will just have to get over that himself. Again its a standard business practice in many places and not a reflection of his character.

    -everphilski-

  11. Re:What's the question again? by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What you experienced is standard operating procedure for any organization with even a half-assed security policy.

    Any organisation that's going to be afraid of what their IT professional is going to do once they've decided to leave, and who is still under an employment contract has real problems. If you can't trust the people you employ when they're obligated to you, why can you trust them to stay when they haven't handed in their resignation?

    Perhaps the culture is a little different in Australia, but I've never been locked out of a computer system just because I resigned. They've gotten every day's work out of me that they could - it was expected that I remain professional.

    Honestly if someone's going to do damage to a company they'd just do it before they send their letter of resignation. If you can't trust your staff under the usual safeguards once they say they're leaving, you don't have a decent security policy to speak of anyway.

    Access should be terminated on the last day of employment.

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  12. Re:What's the question again? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are a risk, you wanted to terminate the employment relationship, and your employer wanted to terminate the risk you pose.


    Excuse me, but... where's the risk? Anything the OP wanted to do to "trash the system" could have been done before he handed his notice in. How does immediately cutting him off (and probably pissing him off in the process) decrease the risk?
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  13. Due Diligence by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the reason this is done, even though it seems illogical on the surface, is because of the company's responsibility to act with "due diligence" in regards to security.

    If you as an employee compromise the system or act as some sort of mole or corporate spy, after you're busted when the shareholders come down on your boss, he can say "Well, hey we had no way of knowing he was bent, we had no warning that this was about to happen. It could happen to anybody."

    But let's say you put in your resignation, then backdoored their network on your way out because they didn't cut off your access until two weeks later. This time when the Powers That Be come looking for blood, your boss is SOL: he could try saying "well, we had no idea he was bent..." but the shareholders are just going to respond "He had just turned in his resignation! He was on his way out the door! Why did he still have access?" And your boss becomes the next one on the chopping block, and depending on the nature of the business possibly liable for fines as well.

    So really your boss, and your boss' boss, and probably their boss' boss, all the way up the CoC, are just covering their asses by pulling your access as soon as they get a hint that you're not going to be a career employee.

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  14. Corporations as Psychopaths by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    explain to me how he is any more of a liability then before he gave notice.

    that's right... he isnt.

    managers are just jackasses and dont have a grip on reality.

    The reason being that the vast majority of corporations would be classified as criminal psychopaths if they were human beings. There is even a big documentary/movie on this point.

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  15. Re:Liability by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, they have insurance liability if they don't lock you out and something bad happens.

    Because someone, somewhere gave notice and then got mad during the last 2 weeks and did something nasty.

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  16. The best way to quit IMO: by neo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reverse Firing

    In the corporate world you often get reviewed for your performance. The meetings are uncomfortable affairs where your manager goes down a checklist of things that 'could use improvement'. On Quit Your Job Day, you'll be calling a review meeting of your own. Create a list of things the company needs improvement in. Watch your manager squirm as you point out bad health benefits, impenetrable paperwork, inhuman working environments and other OSHA related problems. At the end of your review look your manager straight in the eye and ask 'What would you do if you were me?', pause and then announce 'I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.'

    More ways to quit at:
    http://www.quityourjobday.com/

  17. Re:Random Thoughts... by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's probably just company protocol
    In other words the sign of a HR section that is both out of touch and has too much power. There are very few technical jobs where you can treat people like lego blocks - there is almost always a serious advantage that can be gained by a changeover period where the new person gets to know the site specific details instead of spending days trying to work out - even with very good docs it can take a long time to find the right ones. I've started off in the situation where there was a room of over a dozen NT4 servers and the function of only one was known by the remaining staff - sometimes you don't have time to go through the docs before you have to solve problems (and in that case it was a few days before the docs were even found). Two hours with a former employee may well have saved a couple of hundred hours.
  18. Just drop off the key's, Lee... by catmistake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, you should have planned your sabotage prior to resigning.

  19. Re:Australia isn't First World? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

    Australia isn't First World?

    He said South Australia. It's different down there, and a little scary. They've named their cricket team after a spider and make beer out of sewage. Their main football team wears the German flag for a jumper, and the state capital was designed by an obsessive-compulsive.

    They do brew one some of the best mass-production beers in the country (Coopers), but if you're ever invited to a keg party in a small SA town, run like hell.

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  20. Ob Simpson's Quote by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, and why can't they call him the night before and tell him "don't bother coming in tommorrow?"

    Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in on Friday, don't bother coming in on Monday.
    Homer: WooHoo! Four day weekend!

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  21. Know your State Employment Laws... by trims · · Score: 4, Informative

    As it has been said before, it sounds like the OP did the ethical and professional thing in his resignation, and the company opted for the (now fairly standard) rude and unprofessional immediate termination. That said, everyone should know what your state's employment laws are. They vary widely, and give the employee a variety of options and rights, and also can help you set expectations.

    I'm going to speak about California, since that's where I work now. IANAL, but I've talked to one about this, and you should too. It's cheap ($100 or so for 30 minutes or so), and will give you information that is very much worthwhile, both at the start phase (negotiating your employment) and exit phase (termination/resignation) of your job.

    CA is an "at will" state. For those employees (not contractors) not covered by a union contract, there are really three different ways to end employment:

    1. Termination for Cause - your employer decides to fire you, and cites one of a limited number of state-specified reasons for doing so. Generally, "for cause" is limited to (documented) bad behavior on the employee's part. Usually not criminal behavior (criminal behavior at the company falls within "for cause", however), but for things like repeated violations of confidentiality, perpetual tardiness, etc. This is quite narrow, and the employee generally has to have a documented trail of bad behavior, and been formally warned about it by the company. Termination for Cause can be done at any time, is effective immediately with no notice, and the ex-employee DOES NOT have the right to State Unemployment Benefits.
    2. Termination without Cause - the company decides they don't want you for a reason other than one that falls under "for cause". It can be simply that your job isn't needed anymore, you pissed off the CEO, you don't seem to have the skills for the job, they don't like the color of your shirt, etc. Within the first 3 months of your employment with the company, they can fire you at any time, with no notice, and your employment ends when they notify you. After 3 months of employment, 2 weeks notice of termination of employment is required. In either case, you qualify for State Unemployment Benefits after leaving.
    3. Resignation - the employee decides to quit. This can be done at any time, for any reason. The employee is REQUIRED to give 2 weeks notice as to the date they will cease being an employee. Failure to do so can be considered "work abandonment", and can be reasons to be fired under "for cause". Of course, since you're quitting anyway, it's seldom an issue. Employees quitting are not eligible for State Unemployment Benefits.

    Now, what happens often these days is that the company notifies you that you are terminated, and then tells you (e.g. locks you out, etc) that you are not to come to work for the next 2 weeks. The same applies to people resigning when they give notice (as the OP found out). HOWEVER, you are STILL CONSIDERED EMPLOYED by the company until the 2 week period is up. This is often important for Stock vesting, etc. And don't let them fool you that the "2 weeks pay" thing is a "severance package". It isn't. They are REQUIRED to pay you as long as you are an employee.

    Don't Ever Sign Any End-Of-Employment Contract To Get a 2-Week Severance. You're an idiot if you do - they owe you the money in any case. The only time you should sign one of the agreements is to get money beyond what would be coming to you AFTER YOUR RESIGNATION/TERMINATION DATE (not the date you gave/received notice).

    As a side note, this idiotic "walk-them-out-when-they-resign" policy seems to have originated in Silicon Valley in the 90s, as a consequence of the Dot-Com boom. Too many companies with no proper HR department not having any sort of a clue as to how to professionally hire/fire people. Unfortunately, it seems to have become a trend (it's the norm here in Silicon Valley for everyone, including the huge companies), which is telling as to the lowered quality of management (and HR) of companies these days.

    -Erik

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    There are always four sides to every story: your side, their side, the truth, and what really happened.
  22. This is a GOOD thing by draxbear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a matter of perspective.

    The employer is doing themselves, but more importantly YOU a favor with this behaviour.

    Why? Well besides the nice paid two weeks off, you are now officially not responsible.

    If they didn't do this you are vulnerable to accusations at a later date if something goes wrong with a server that is traced to a point in time you were on your two weeks to bail.

    Yes it's possible you could have sabotaged something before giving notice, and tough luck if they catch you at it. However you can't be held responsible for anything from the point of resignation onwards if removed as he described.

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    --- I've completed diagnosis of your problem and can classify it as a YOYO...You're On Your Own
  23. Re:Australia isn't First World? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shhh, I'm angling for "Informative".

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  24. Saved from a living hell! by OldCrasher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have seen those 2 weeks you longed for turn into a living hell. You are a lame duck in those 2 weeks. No wants to speak to you, except to talk about the weather, or how some dimwit in purchasing just ordered a ton of toilet paper. No one gives you any constructive work to do, just 'write down everything you know about anything this company does, and that you had a hand in programming, over say, the last 99 years...' You were saved from someones timetabled exit startegy that would have had you doing 35 debriefings, none of which would have been attended, and seven planning for the future meetings, none of which you could care a hoot about.

    That 2 week notice, and its subsequent conversion into personal TV time, saved you from a whole lot of really boring nothing. Now, go home, get in the car, switch off the GPS and head in which ever direction you see a hawk flying, and don't stop for anything other than gas for 500 miles.

    Live a little; the new job is just as likely to suck the life out of you as the old one did.

  25. I wish it were like that... by Tangurena · · Score: 4, Insightful
    At the most recent company I worked for, I also gave 2 weeks notice, but was called on Sunday to "not bother coming in again." I was surprised that my boss also wanted a written explanation of why I was leaving. GOod for me as I got to move my start date at the new company up a week.

    Resignation letters should never be more than:

    1. I will be resigning my position at $COMPANY.
    2. My last day of work will be $DATE
    3. (optional) My current mailing address is $ADDRESS
    No more need be stated. As a new person was starting the following Monday, it would have been smarter for me to stay those 2 weeks training the new guy. As it was, they get to do it themselves.

    It is almost impossible to actually explain fully and honestly why you're leaving without sounding bitter or nasty. Gee, Mr BossMan, I'm getting a 50% pay raise, 75% shorter commute, working with new technology, doing interesting (very not-boring) stuff, and the new place uses source code control too!

    At least most places are not as bad as banks: if they overhear you talking about leaving, that will be your last day at work.

  26. I actually said that to my last employer. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 5, Interesting


        I told them that I was walking off of the job, RIGHT NOW, and that was all there was to it.

        One of the bosses got upset with me and said that it was discourteous to do something like that. You should give two weeks notice that it would get back to you later and you might not be able to get a job for a stunt like that.

        I then told them that my employment was a contract where you paid me for services, and if you fired me, you would walk me out of the building immediately.

        "So, I'm firing you. You're all incompetent, and the system is failing due to that. Consider my vacant position as a sign of things to come."

        When I walked it stirred people. That next week they lost three. Two more quit the next week. I was an underground leader of the staff, and when I went, the whole place saw my lead and thought it wasn't worth it.

        All in all, it was the most worthy thing I've done in years.

  27. You did the right thing by hendersj · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just remember that you have no control over how other people react to your decisions.

    When I left my last job, I gave my notice and then talked to the director of data security and asked him how he wanted to handle transitioning my authority around. I told him straight up that my reputation is too important to me to leave privileged accounts behind, and that I would appreciate having the opportunity to disable my own access so I would be sure it was done properly. I didn't want something to happen and then for the company to think it was me because I'd recently left and had all sorts of authority on the systems.

    My boss had already known of my feelings about that sort of thing, because we had talked about it in the past when others had left. He was fully aware of the conversation I had with the director of data security, and he was cool with it. He knew me well enough to know that I took my responsibilities seriously and wasn't going to do something that would bite me in the ass down the road.

    I've seen that sort of thing happen; when I was in college, we had a guy who said he wanted to learn, so we gave him administrative access on the systems. He never showed up, and as inexperienced as we were, we didn't revoke his access. He went in and changed all of the passwords and locked out all of the administrative accounts after deleting his own account. He left a trail so blindingly clear that when the US Air Force called to do a security background check on him, they were informed about it (though not by me - but I was in the room when the call came in). The last I heard (and this was many years ago, so his circumstances may have changed), he was finishing up a 6 year ROTC tour of duty but unable to get a security clearance. Do you know how many jobs there are in the US Air Force involving computer science degrees that don't require a security clearance? Not many....

    My boss understood that having seen someone screw their career over (former boss was ex-Navy, and had a top secret clearance) because they decided to act stupid with their authority meant that I wasn't about to do the same. I've always assumed that when it comes to IT systems, someone's watching me and I may not know how they're watching me, so I just don't screw around with the authority.

    Being a systems administrator means that you have to be trustworthy - and trusted by your management. I've always said that if management doesn't trust a systems administrator (and if they don't for a good reason), then the systems administrator shouldn't be administering their systems. The fact that there is a lot of very sensitive corporate data accessible to someone with those types of rights means that you have to trust that they're not going to abuse their authority. That doesn't mean that you don't put auditing systems in place to audit access to sensitive data, but in most companies, the ones putting those systems in place are the system administrators, so they know the ins and outs of those systems - including how and where to disable them.

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    Insanity is a gradual process; don't rush it.
  28. 2 good reasons for sending a leaver home on pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I sent a key member of staff home within an hour of his resignation. There were two reasons for this:

    1) Morale of other staff - There is nothing worse than hearing somebody tell you that grass is greener where they're going.
    2) I knew that if I sent him home and there was a good chance that I'd find out within a month whether he had some vital knowledge that we needed. This would not be have been noticed if he had worked his notice period. If he did have knowledge or skills that we needed, better to find out during his notice period at home. If we call him while he is still on the payroll, he has a duty to respond.

    "Corporate secrets" or "vandalism" were pretty low on my priority list to be honest. If this was going to happen, it had probably happened already.