Of course mine was just my review, but it sort of acted like a resignation letter.
Strengths: Over the last six months I have had the opportunity to learn how to smile when given projects that offer no challenge at all. Furthermore I can now hide my disdain for co-workers that have more in common with parasitic worms than with human beings. I've also grown to recognize the importance of recognition via comparison. For instance, I recognize that our environment here at (insert company name here) is really wonderful compared to other companies - the same way Syphilis is a great improvement over A.I.D.S.. Then there is the multitude of tasks that I can do with my eyes closed. It's truly a wonder how many mundane tasks I can accomplish with no effort at all. And lastly there is my recent discovery of how to divide by zero.
Weaknesses: Sometimes, I have trouble accepting that I actually am flawless.
John Rogers who wrote the Catwoman screenplay (the first draft at least) is writing the screenplay for Transformers.
He has a blog over at Kung Fu Monkey
Only problem is that once something "biodegradeable" is buried in a landfill it never goes away. There was a show on a Nova like program about it. In 1000 years you will be able to show the history of makind with garbage.
Sort of like looking at the layers of rock now and seeing fosils from prehistoric times. Instead of animals it will be cartons of milk and boxes of Hungry Man dinners.
Now techs at ISP's will have to support users trying to use another client. That will make them happy.
Of course most techs just walk people through the Setup wizard. So they will just have to find another way.
Here is what needs to happen. My relief from the 12 hour shift is still not here, so here I sit after 14 hours. With my luck I will be saying the same thing about my 38th hour 24 hours from now. Although it will probably sound something like Big monkey powder fucker by the power of greyskull I have the pudding.
What about all of us that work the phones at an ISP? Where I work we have about 100k users. A good portion of those bought their computers at Wal-Mart.
Users have enough trouble running Windows, so Lindows will just confuse them even more.
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You can turn off all the chat channels in the game. I leave them all off. That way I don't have to hear about Chuck Norris...and how gay he is.
Although it is not very professional.
Of course mine was just my review, but it sort of acted like a resignation letter.
Strengths: Over the last six months I have had the opportunity to learn how to smile when given projects that offer no challenge at all. Furthermore I can now hide my disdain for co-workers that have more in common with parasitic worms than with human beings. I've also grown to recognize the importance of recognition via comparison. For instance, I recognize that our environment here at (insert company name here) is really wonderful compared to other companies - the same way Syphilis is a great improvement over A.I.D.S.. Then there is the multitude of tasks that I can do with my eyes closed. It's truly a wonder how many mundane tasks I can accomplish with no effort at all. And lastly there is my recent discovery of how to divide by zero.
Weaknesses: Sometimes, I have trouble accepting that I actually am flawless.
John Rogers who wrote the Catwoman screenplay (the first draft at least) is writing the screenplay for Transformers. He has a blog over at Kung Fu Monkey
We take bets on how times my boss will say Action Item, Paradigm Shift and Mission Statement.
Only problem is that once something "biodegradeable" is buried in a landfill it never goes away. There was a show on a Nova like program about it. In 1000 years you will be able to show the history of makind with garbage.
Sort of like looking at the layers of rock now and seeing fosils from prehistoric times. Instead of animals it will be cartons of milk and boxes of Hungry Man dinners.
Well, they give all managers lobotomies. How else would they be able to stand going to meetings for 7 hours a day.
Now techs at ISP's will have to support users trying to use another client. That will make them happy.
Of course most techs just walk people through the Setup wizard. So they will just have to find another way.
Bills penis did not get any bigger.
That or his Nigerian invesment did not work out.
Or Michael Ironside.
If they are not in it then I am not interested.
Will he be back in the show? Or will he be working on Beastmaster 14.
I would rather spare myself from that.
Although it would be better than Pat Boones rendition of Smoke on the Water.
I can get the Ethel Merman Disco Album and the Beatle Barkers Album
It is Duct not Duck.
Oddly enough the one thing it is made for it barely works on. There was a Popular Mechanics article on it years ago.
I take mondays off. Nothing like having a software release on a Saturday to ruin the weeks start.
So what happens if you gesture a dollar sign?
Will it format and install Windows
If you can find it
Here is what needs to happen. My relief from the 12 hour shift is still not here, so here I sit after 14 hours. With my luck I will be saying the same thing about my 38th hour 24 hours from now. Although it will probably sound something like Big monkey powder fucker by the power of greyskull I have the pudding.
Imagine the ads for the Earth Airbag though.
If it can save the earth from an ateroid. It can save you drunken ass when you plow into a telephone pole at 75mph.
Yeah they are cool looking and all, but if they dont make the sound whats the point.
What about all of us that work the phones at an ISP? Where I work we have about 100k users. A good portion of those bought their computers at Wal-Mart.
Users have enough trouble running Windows, so Lindows will just confuse them even more.
Should this not have an obvios tag...........oh wait wrong site. Sorry.
You mean it is just like most books that are published. What are the odds.
I wonder if there is any hope for the clueless nimrods I have to support? Nah, since no one that calls me has any desire to learn.
Does this mean I have to start looking for init strings for Rockwell/Conexant WiFi cards? Just as long as they are not BCM WiFi
This person would'nt happen to be from Ogendenville or North Haverbrook would they?