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Miss Digital World 2005
dnix writes "With the slogan: "Don't hate me because I'm digital" this year we have a nice new Top Digital Model, called Mi, from Shinichi Yoshimoto. She is a nice cybernetic geisha who was chosen from 15 finalists from Italy, Germany, Spain, Pakistan, Iran, Usa, Chile, India, Australia, Brasil and Mexico."
This is about the only way most /.ians will ever get a girl. Now we just need half way decent VR and a "touch suit" (I should TM that name) and were well away.
I used to have a better sig but it broke.
The one time I actually want to SEE what the deal is, and it's already long gone...
(the article does NOT count)
All you do is hit delete.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
That's a shame, because I usually start examining females from the neck down.
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I personally feel that Mamegal has an eating disorder and we should not be helping her illness.
in this case the slashdot effect is like a psycho boyfriend... "IF I CANT VIEW HER, NO ONE WILL !"
Any CNC that works in latex?
1) Issue competition of best looking virtual girls
2) Post full finalists roundup including pictures on server
3) Post meta article on slashdot with link to said server
4) Retreat to safe distance as server gets warm and shows cracks
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
Someone should give these models a virtual toilet where they can kneel down over the virtual lid and virtually snort virtual cocaine.
Looks like the site is slashdotted pretty badly.
. . . I hope the gals are okay!
xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
Than a chick with a high poly count.
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5) Profit!
-- thinkyhead software and media
.... Do they come with some sort of EULA?
This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
I tried getting kinky with a digital girl once - but she core-dumped on me.
I googled for it, but I can't seem to locate this heretofore unknown country 'Usa.' Any /.'ers know anything about it? Good place to escape to from the United States?
{splurt} oh, crap.
girls look so fake nowadays!
using anti-bacterial hand soap is like drying your feet in the middle of a shower.
And you never have to worry about her snorting coke to stay slim!
[My english is better than most other people's german, so please point out mistakes politely. Thank you.]
I thought you might want to know that both English and German should be capitalized. You're very welcome.
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
Do cyber models also appeal for world peace in their winning speech?
No, they ask people not to play Medal Of Honour quite so much.
And appeal for help defragging HDDs of those living in less technically literate parts of the world.
'No rational religion claims "supernatural" exists, that's an atheist slander.' - seen on slashdot.
From TFA:
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Kaya is ravishing. She has full lips, long lashes, and a slightly upturned nose. Her expression radiates confidence and power, and her smooth skin is well scrubbed and dotted with freckles. But she doesn't have much of a body. At all.
Kaya
HEIGHT: 5'5"
WEIGHT: 121 pounds
So what we have here folks is a 5'5" tall, 121 lb head.
What did the blonde say when she heard that 10 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq?
"I didn't know there were that many soldiers in the whole world!"
"I have as much authority as the pope, I just
don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin
From the website:
HEIGHT: 5'5"
WEIGHT: 121 pounds
POLYGON COUNT: 48,200
Never ask a lady her polygon count!
-- Cheers!
But they are! The English have London, and the German have Berlin (and used to have Bonn, to boot). Also, I don't see how that's any of GP's business.
I agree 100%. I also first came to appreciate real beauty when I first saw your girlfriend fresh out of the shower sans makeup.
I just checked the site and they're still only showing faces.
BZZT. Caught ya. Every *true* cheapskate knows you don't rent when you can *borrow* from the public library! :-)
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