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Time Names Battlestar Galactica Show Of The Year

szyzyg writes "Time Magazine's Television Critic James Poniewozik has put Battlestar Galactica at the top of his list of the Best TV Shows from 2005. His summary starts off 'Most of you probably think this entry has got to be a joke. The rest of you have actually watched the show.'"

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  1. Another Note About The List... by gasmonso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    6 out of 10 shows on the list are cable/satellite only and of those, 2 are on pay channels only. Can the big networks like ABC, CBS, and NBC compete anymore? It seems like the talent has moved elsewhere and the big three are caving in under their own weight.

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    1. Re:Another Note About The List... by OmniVector · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sorry, you must have this website confused with a different one. This is slashdot. People need to actually get wives first for wife swapping to be of interest to them.

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    2. Re:Another Note About The List... by Luscious868 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It seems like the talent has moved elsewhere and the big three are caving in under their own weight.

      It's about risk taking. The major networks simply aren't willing to take risks. They wait for the latest flavor of the month and then rush to copy it. A million versions of CSI, a million versions of Law and Order, a million reality shows. The big three have become a joke. ABC is the only network of the big three that has non-news related shows that I bother to TiVo anymore. Fox, FX, Sci-Fi and HBO are where it's at now. FX has to be my favorite network in terms of original programming. The Shield, Rescue Me and Nip / Tuck are great shows and Thief looks promising. HBO would be next in line with Deadwood, Rome, Curb Your Enthusiam and The Soporanos (which should end after this season ... talk about dragging things out .. but it's still better than 80% of the other shows on TV).

    3. Re:Another Note About The List... by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's about risk taking. The major networks simply aren't willing to take risks.

      The guy that OK'd Lost's very expensive pilot episode was sacked for it.
      And then the network made a fortune. As far as I know, they didn't hire him back.

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    4. Re:Another Note About The List... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny
      A million versions of CSI, a million versions of Law and Order, a million reality shows.

      ... and it only took them 3 monkeys with typewriters.
      I'm sure the suits look at that and say: 'cost effective'.

    5. Re:Another Note About The List... by Rakishi · · Score: 4, Informative

      And it proves the grandparent's point perfectly, The Office was created by BBC.

    6. Re:Another Note About The List... by ajayrockrock · · Score: 5, Informative

      The guy that OK'd Lost's very expensive pilot episode was sacked for it.
      And then the network made a fortune. As far as I know, they didn't hire him back.


      You're talking about Lloyd Braun. From the bio: "During his tenure with the ABC Entertainment Television Group, Braun initiated and oversaw the development of such successful programs as "Alias", "Lost", "Desperate Housewives", "Grey's Anatomy", "Extreme Makeover", "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" and "Boston Legal".

      ABC fired him before his shows were aired and put the network in the #1 slot. He's now at Yahoo.

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    7. Re:Another Note About The List... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless you can find someone willing to swap their wife out for a full set of Magic the gathering cards.

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    8. Re:Another Note About The List... by beforewisdom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cable TV is quite different than when it first came out. When I have access to it cable seems to be very similar to what broadcast tv used to be. Mostly crap with a few bright spots. Now they have commercials too, as well as calls for "standards"(censorship). It seems like cable has much of the type of content broadcast used to have ( minus some provocative things). It is all just moving from one place to another with the big difference being that people now have to pay for the crap they used to watch for free. The hope is that cable tv will be more responsive to viewers...nothing speaks as loud as people letting subscriptions lapse. Then again, I can't see Joe Average giving up television no matter how much he complains about it.

  2. And most importantly... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Adapted from a cheesy '70s Star Wars clone of the same name, Galactica (returning in January) is a ripping sci-fi allegory of the war on terror, complete with religious fundamentalists (here, genocidal robots called Cylons), sleeper cells, civil-liberties crackdowns and even a prisoner-torture scandal.

    ...and most importantly, instead of being guys in clunky robot suits who sound like they're talking through fans, many of the Cylons are teh hawtness. Who is Number One? She is Number Six, and she beats Seven of Nine hands-down.

    Attention authors of lesbian slash fanfic, that is not an invitation to depict... or is it?

    1. Re:And most importantly... by MSG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      aggressive "sex sells" nature of the character makes me resent the makers for attempting to influence me in such a base way

      They're not trying to influence you. The character is manipulating humans, particularly Baltar, and using their human instincts to do it. You should feel like it's manipulation, because it is. It just doesn't happen to be directed at you.

      The whole human-form cylons thing rankles me, too

      You don't "get" the show, then. It's not a cost-saving measure. It's the essence of the show. The cylons are biological. They think and breath and live. They profess a belief in a God that gives them life, and that they are our successors. Are they right? Do they even really believe that? As characters, it's those questions that give them depth in intrigue.

      the camera would zoom in on their face

      That does bother a lot of people, but as far as I can tell, the crew is trying to imitate the way real humans view the world. The camera focuses narrowly when a human watching would feel tense, because that's what a human does. The camera shakes and darts, because that's what our eyes do. You're not accustomed to seeing a camera do it, and it may never catch on as a technique (many will appreciate that), but it's interesting to see it done, when you understand what's happening.

    2. Re:And most importantly... by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the excess of sex is simple pandering in the guise of artistic pretense. Of course the lords of artistic pretense (namely critics) eat this sort of thing up.

      Clearly your definition of "excess" is very different from mine.

      I would define the scenes of the illusionary 6 sauntering around in her tight red halter dresses to seduce Dr. Baltar as "just about the right amount" of sex on the show, and if anything, "not enough."

      But I could see why it would bother you... if you are gay.

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    3. Re:And most importantly... by MSG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on...raping the alien? ... After that episode I don't watch BSG.

      That was the best episode yet. The whole show questions the validity of the cylons' claim to humanity, and that episode puts the questions in very certain terms. Are the cylons "human" enough to be entitled to human rights? Was it morally wrong for the soldiers to rape the cylon they'd captured? If not, then would it have been wrong to do the same to Sharon?

      That episode was directed at everyone who did not or does not believe that the cylons are "human" themselves. If they're "toasters", as so many of the human characters believe, then is anything that you do to them wrong? There are definitely characters in the show that think so, and in believing so, they are beginning to see the cylons as a living race.

      Of course the show is an allegory. Rape is torture. The cylons, as a race, are trying to exterminate the human race, although some individual cylons don't support that goal. Are the humans justified in torturing the individuals that they perceive as the enemy? What if they cylons might give up some information that could save human lives by doing so?

  3. Maybe now they'll get more than 10 episodes/season by Cat_Byte · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I love this show. Battlestar is the only show in the last 10 years I have watched every episode of. It was disappointing to see mini-series + 13 episodes being season 1 then only getting 10 more for season 2.0. I really hope they get some budgeting to do more episodes now.

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  4. A pleasant suprise by ChowRiit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is definately a pleasant suprise - I personally think that Battlestar Galactica was remade with class, care and just the right ammount of respect. The show neither attempted to please everyone like so many do (then fall on their faces as bland clones), nor did it attempt to remain 100% true to the original and thus dated itself. It was a well deserved award, for a good peice of science fiction.

  5. Re:Maybe now they'll get more than 10 episodes/sea by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Uh...Season 2 has 20 episodes. They started on the second season so soon after 1 that there needed to be a break to catch up.

  6. Lost? by antdude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where's Lost? That's another great show! :(

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    1. Re:Lost? by RonnyJ · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would also put forward 'Arrested Development' and 'Veronica Mars' as great shows that deserve to be on that list.

    2. Re:Lost? by drsquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps he saw through the shallow attempt to string people along watching thousands of empty episodes with nothing happening, with each minor plot point stretched out for an hour, and the obligatory bit of 'scary' music at the end of every scene to try and make the viewer think it's exciting. Not to mention endless unjustified hype and a new 'mystery' introduced every episode just to keep people from switching over.

      Lost is what happens when the marketing suits are in charge of writing the script. Cynical TV at its worst.

    3. Re:Lost? by Dadoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Where's Lost? That's another great show!

      Umm, yeah, whatever.

      I watched every episode in the first season, where they built up mystery upon mystery upon mystery. That's fine, but at some point, you have to solve the mystery. I figured they'd answer most of the questions in the season finale, but no, they just made up more questions. At this point, we still don't have any clue what's going on - whether the doctor is dreaming the whole thing, or they're subjects of an experiment, or they're actually lost on a tropical island.

      Personally, I think the writers don't have a clue, either. They probably only wrote enough for the first season and they didn't expect the show to become popular. When it was very popular, they got caught off-guard and now they're scrambling to keep up.

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    4. Re:Lost? by nwbvt · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lost won in 2004, you know, the year it came out.

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  7. Umm, Stargate? by metlin · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'm surprised that neither Stargate SG-1 nor Atlantis are on the list.

    Personally, Stargate beats BSG anyday.

    1. Re:Umm, Stargate? by Dadoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, Stargate beats BSG anyday.

      Not the last season, that's for sure. I don't know what they're trying to do, introducing another "invincible enemy", at this point.

      Come on, Stargate writers, it's time to reveal the stargate to the public. All the social, political, and economic fallout would give you at least another two seasons' worth of material. Then, re-visit a bunch of the planets we've been to before and let's see if SG-1 made things better. (What happened to O'Neil's child, for instance?)

      Anyway, I'm afraid this might be the last season for SG-1, and that would be disappointing.

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  8. It kind of grows on you by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought it would stink when I read about the changes they had made to the original such as making Starbuck a woman, but it has turned out to be pretty good overall. There are a few things I wish they hadn't changed. There was something I like about those polished chrome Cylons, and the old fighters. (Both Cylon and Colonia)

    And after watching the original series again for the first time in over 20 years, it wasn't nearly as good as I remember - even the first season before it started going south. (I won't even mention Galactica 1980) I was only 12 or so at the time the originals came out, so my standards in entertainment were probably lower. On a negative note, I would swear both original and new series must have been sponsored by a tobacco company.

    I hope next season will be still showing on weekends in HD.

    I wonder when the six million dollar man remake comes out?

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    1. Re:It kind of grows on you by Spackler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, you were thinking "Wow, Erin Gray in spandex", just like the rest of us one handed Buck Rogers watching 12 year olds.

    2. Re:It kind of grows on you by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm with you. I didn't even want to see the new BSG when I heard about it. The old one was cheesy enough...sure, I liked it as a kid...but the original Dr Baltar INVENTED the notion of a cliche villan. So, my sister-in-law talked me into watching the rerun of the pilot episode and I fell in love with it. I haven't missed an episode since. I totally dig that Starbuck is a woman.

      Six Million Dollar Man remake though? Uh....no thanks!

      With inflation the way it has been since the "Six Million Dollar Man" was aired, it would need to be the "60 Gajillion Dollar Man" to have the same impact. Otherwise, you'll have a show about a guy wearing a Mens Warehouse suit who had knee surgury and a facelift...and drives a Hummer. Those guys are a dime a dozen these days.

      Give me an underdog....I want to see the "28 Cent Man".... A guy who saves the day...every day from his secret lair (refrigerator box) in the alley behind a supermarket. He doesn't have nifty gadgets....he's got a pink backpack with only one strap and a pickle jar (no, that isn't a pickle inside), and a torn zip lock bag filled with cigarette butts. His secret weapon? - Halitosis and Lyce.

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    3. Re:It kind of grows on you by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "And after watching the original series again for the first time in over 20 years, it wasn't nearly as good as I remember"

      Someone on a mailing list I used to be on summed it up like this:

      New: Run away, they're right behind us!
      Old: Run away, they're... oooh, a space casino!

  9. Re:Could you say that again? by ericdano · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Are we watching the SAME show? Bad acting? What? Bad plots? What??!?!

    Both seasons of Galactica have been great. The second season has been extremely good. Better than the first season. There have been some episodes that are just amazing.

    Absolutely the best show on. House would be my number 2.

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  10. No Arrested Development? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    C'mon. Prison Break?

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  11. No Arrested Development? by RonnyJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No Arrested Development? It's the funniest and most clever sitcom I've seen for many years, but, sadly, it just doesn't get the public recognition it deserves.

  12. Re:Could you say that again? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Your criticism about "shaky cams" is fitting ... to the first season of NYPD Blue, all those years ago. There, it was used as a gimmick, without any rhyme or reason beyond looking "edgy." Camera movements were unnecessary and unmotivated, adding nothing to the perception of the action. I don't think you can say the same about the use of this filming technique in BSG.

    Here, some of the best moments--the real high points of the show--occur when people's non-verbal reactions are highlighted by judicious use of close-up or shifting of perspective. You get to watch people make bad decisions on the basis of their emotional reactions at the same time that you sympathize with them, or at least understand why they feel they have to act as they do. It doesn't always hit the mark, but when it does, I think, it's better than anything else on TV.

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  13. $6 million man by rodentia · · Score: 5, Funny


    I wonder when the six million dollar man remake comes out?

    We can rebuild him.

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  14. What? No "Stacked" !?!?? by drdanny_orig · · Score: 3, Funny

    The finest pair of performers since Uncle Miltie's falsies!

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  15. Re:A few gems and a LOT of crap. by frankie · · Score: 3, Insightful
    vanishingly small number of shows (Boston Legal, NCIS, CSI, 24)

    This phrase "vanishingly small", I do not think it means what you think it means. CSI is on air something like 3 hours every day, and you're also watching a CSI clone...

  16. Re:Could you say that again? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Informative

    shakey-cam?

    By that do you mean the emulation of battlefield witness filming? First time I saw it I thought it was brilliant. I remember, though I try to forget, seeing the original BSG. This series is so far ahead I can't believe my eyes or luck.

    bad acting

    Huh?

    bad plot

    I like stories that mess with my head, stories that are complex, make me think and leave me a bit stunned. BSG does this totally. "Lost" tries to do it but seems simple minded in comparison (though it aint bad). The plot is probably the best part of the series.

    Sorry I can't help thinking this has to be troll.

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  17. Re:Lost? (and Grey's Anatomy) by antdude · · Score: 3, Informative

    BG started back in 2003 according to TV.com for its pilot. 2004 for regular episodes.

    Grey's Anatomy is another great show too.

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  18. Re:This list is a joke by Debiant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Battlestar Galactica was darn good with first season. After that I think much of what happens feels awfully repeative, slow and farfetched. I'm really disappointed with 2:nd season, too much petty infighting while whole humanity is dying and I got the feeling they're stalling the story. Like they would be streching the shorter story to longer one.

    But I think Lost instead has been pretty intresting last few episodes, before that I got the feeling they were just talking amids woods towards the end of first Season.

    My vote however goes to Rome. Not because it's best and most intresting serie, but because it's actually few that actually tries to portray each minicule detail of some place that isn't right now and here. It's not just a serie written one place, and imitated poorly in another. It feels like story that happens in a real place. The characters also quite beliavable, and not too dramatic or shallow. Actors are quite good too, better than in prementioned two in my opionion. Story is bit short however, and maybe lacks some depth.

    Rome is more portray than a play in my opionion.

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  19. Love the show, no rewatchability by rwhamann · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love the show and catch every episode, but many episodes just don't stand up for a second viewing. Not all of them - 33 and Water I must have watched 5 times the first week after I saw them the first time. Others - eehhhh, not so much.

    Someone else mentioned Simpsons. The first season, my roommates and I recorded every episode. As soon as the episode finshed, we would rewind it and watch it again. We must have watched "The Babysitter Bandit" episode 4 times that night.

    No show since has had that level of rewatchability, and I doubt another one will.

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  20. House, MD. by Sawopox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the Slashdot crowd, I was expecting a few comments here and there about the above show.

    If you've never watched it, House MD is an excellent show. The writing is biting and sarcastic, especially from the title character. The acting is excellent, they frequently show wicked CGI surgery goodies, exploding orgrans, pus-spewing ulcers, etc.

    House also has a wicked Vicodin habit, his boss is a h4wt13 to boot. It's on tonight on Fox, at 9PM EST.

    (No, I do not work for Fox, but will accept per-diem payments if they so choose.)

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    1. Re:House, MD. by beeplet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree, House is my favourite show on TV.

      At one point last year the plots started to feel a little formulaic (person nearly dies, repeat until 5 minutes before the end of show, then House figures it out and saves the day) but they have been getting better about that this season. The thing that really makes it a great show is the acting and the snappy dialogue. Also, unlike LOST and 24, the other 2 shows I watch, each epsiode actually has a satisfying resolution instead of unending cliffhangers. (A cliffhanger once in a while is fun, but when it's every week it gets annoying!)

  21. this one time... by davez0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...my girlfriend called me a dork for ditching her to watch battlestar galactica. i said, "you think i'm a dork now? just wait until i start a friendster group dedicated to battlestar galactica where i'm the only member!" so that's what i did.

    long story short: i can feel battlestar galactica's ownage with all of my body. yes, even my pepe!

  22. Best of a Weak Lot by Zobeid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    BSG just might be the best TV show these days, and there's a strong argument that it's the best science fiction show of recent years. That's a sad commentary on the state of SF TV, because BSG isn't great. It's good, but also has some serious shortcomings. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it about a 6. It just seems wonderful because few other SF shows ever score higher than about 3.

    Put another way. . . It's worth watching, but there's a lot of room for improvement.

  23. THAT by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is what they should have said about "Firefly".

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  24. Re:Yeah... yeah... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That James Poniewozik dude is also responsible for Hitler being the "Time - Man of the Year '39"

    You say that like it's a bad thing. Very few people have had as lasting an impact on the human consciousness as Hitler. As long as the award is for "most notable", and not "most racially tolerant" or "most philanthropic", it was a good choice. You shouldn't just ignore the effect people have on history just because they're evil, genocidal psychopaths - if you ignore them, then you become less equipped to deal with them in the future.

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  25. Re:Could you say that again? by Mr_Huber · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it is not that the acting pre-seventies was universally piss-poor, but the style of acting was different. Dramatical tastes differ for different periods.

    In the thirties and forties, acting styles seem to have been more heavily influenced by stage acting and being able to project emotions and actions broadly enough for those in the back rows to relate. The epics of the fifties seemed to require a larger than life stance to live up to the broad material. In the sixties and seventies, the cultural revolutions playing out in society as a whole seem to have seeped into both scripts and acting. Scripts ceased to focus on epics and refocused on individual struggles and personal drama ("I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small." - a perfect lament for the death of epics.). Such scripts required a more natural acting style. The eighties brought us action heroes, with their odd mix of broad and natural styles capped with one liners. The nineties brought us blue screen acting, trying to combine any of the above styles whilst playing to nothing.

    To return to our topic, Battlestar Galactica is trying very hard to stay with the modern, naturalistic style while incorporating a notion of naturalistic production. The idea for the look of the show is a war documentary. The acting style is as natural as possible and the camera movements are, by and large, an attempt to replicate the feel of a handheld or shoulder mounted camera. Effects shots seek to replicate Gulf War footage and acting tries to replicate human emotional response under massive pressure. For some, this succeeds admirably, feeding the show's atmosphere. For others, it just looks like bad camera work to hide the lack of a budget and mopey, neurotic characters portrayed by actors who run the gamut of emotions from A to B, as Miss Parker would say.

  26. It is an ex-parrot!!! by hellfire · · Score: 4, Informative

    You are forgetting Monty Python. Monty Python blows simpsons out of the water. It's older and has stood the test of time. It also has fewer over all episodes than the simpsons and therefore less material to work with and yet still as memorable and rewatchable.

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  27. Re:Yeah... yeah... by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That James Poniewozik dude is also responsible for Hitler being the "Time - Man of the Year '39"

    And Hitler wasn't? Did he or did he not influence what was going on in 1939?

    Every single Episode of "Andromeda" wipes the floor with the whole Battlestar Craptica crap.

    You have got to be joking. Andromeda is weak, deriviative stuff starring a second-string hunk as your standard rebel hero in cliche-land. I can hardly finish an episode even when I'm bored. Galactica breaks ground in so many ways it's not funny. the space flight is more realistic than anything else out there. The ensemble acting is superb. The plot arc raises interesting questions...

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  28. I used to love BSG by ibentmywookie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... until I watched Firefly. After watching Firefly, I realised that I didn't really care about any of the characters in BSG. I'm not all that excited about the new episodes of BSG, but if new Firefly episodes were being made I would be counting down the days in anticipation.

    I'll still watch BSG, but it's not as good as other sci fi shows in recent history.

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  29. Re:Why spend so much of your life watching TV? by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Each of those hours passively glued to the TV is an hour of your life. Are you sure you want to spend it there?


    You're right. Clearly his time is much better spent replying to posts about a TV show on slashdot.

  30. Hard to believe, some of us are grownups. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Adama looks like he's about to have a psychotic break 24 hours a day. Which is what I would expect someone to do, if they were trying to keep alive what little is left of humanity after a nuclear holocaust. He feels tired, and you can see it. Doesn't know what to do, and is afraid that those he leads will see it and despair. His one confidant, the president is totally whacko, to the point he couldn't even stomach it anymore... but then he's lost it to, and she's forgiven.

    Less than 50,000 people left, mostly because they had to abandon the ships that had no FTL. Every week something more horrible than the last happens, to the point that they can't even trust the hardware that keeps them alive in the void of space. And there is no understanding their enemy, period.

    vs.

    Bad scifi settings with an overcamped enemy and everyone trying to spout the next oneliner.

    I only hope that the writers are planning BSG far ahead, I don't like making it up as they go along. Pick the number of seasons you want out of it, and figure out a way to end it with a bang. (The humans manage to escape, only a few hundred left on a wilderness planet, worried that the cylons might not all be dead?)

  31. I found the cylon detector by hikerhat · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, I've only watched the first season so far. Or most of it anyway. For those of you who've seen all the episodes:
    Have the humans figured out that if you want to find out if someone is a cylon they can exploit the cylon's major design flaw? You just fuck them doggie style and see if their back starts to glow? Or do they fuck "ride 'em cowboy style" in every episode? Is that how much life in the future will suck? No more doggie style? Then the future humans deserve to be killed off by the cylons.

    Anyway, the cylons don't seem like a real formidable enemy, if they designed themselves to be undetectable in every way except, oops, the massive glowing red virgin alarms embedded in their spines.