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'Intel Inside' No More

Randall311 writes "The Inquirer is reporting that Intel is getting rid of its tagline 'Intel Inside' and plans to run a huge logo launch this January. Apparently the new logo has been seen in internal documents already. 'Intel Inside' has been with us since 1991. I guess now all thats left to update is the 'Idiot Outside' that doesn't know anything about using a computer."

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  1. What about the chimes in the commercials? by yourstar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's way more annoying than the tagline!

    1. Re:What about the chimes in the commercials? by Morlark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Class? Good grief, that jingle was awful. I couldn't stand it, thought it was utterly atrocious. Maybe it's just me, but every time I heard that sound it just made me want to cringe.

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    2. Re:What about the chimes in the commercials? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you remember it and associate it with Intel(tm), exactly what they wanted.

      "Cos-tan-za!"

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    3. Re:What about the chimes in the commercials? by robgamble · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, they probably paid big bucks to some slick advertising company to come up with that four-note stuccato mess that any 3-year-old autistic could have pounded out on a toy xylophone.

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    4. Re:What about the chimes in the commercials? by pintomp3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      actually, it took ten days to record according to this article:

      http://musicthing.blogspot.com/2005/05/tiny-music- makers-pt-1-intel-inside.html

      ten days too long if you ask me, but anyway.

    5. Re:What about the chimes in the commercials? by baxissimo · · Score: 3, Funny
      Oh, come on. It's a million less times annoying than any jingle with lyrics. I mean you may get annoyed by it when you hear it, but at least you don't find yourself humming it all day long like ... oh I don't know like an annoying commercial jingle. The worst one over here in Japan is something for a fiber optic internet service. "Hikaru umi, hikaru sora, hi-ka-ru ma-n-shon". Gah! Drives me nuts. Just hearing one verse will get it stuck in my head all day. Damn, now wish I hadn't thought of that example.

      ... hikaru umi, hikaru sora ... da da dah dah da da da da.. Nooooooooo!

  2. speaking of new logos... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    will it look as cremesaver-iffic as the new at&t logo?

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    1. Re:speaking of new logos... by Hosiah · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great, it looks more like a Death Star than ever!

  3. So much satire, so little time by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess this means the end to all the "Evil Inside", "Linux Inside", and "Intestines Inside" shirts and stickers.

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  4. The new logos... by antdude · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... I believe these are the new logos from my Blue Man Group's forum. I was asking if the three famous blue men would be back for the new launch like in the past.

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  5. And that's not all... by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the original article on X86-Secret.com, it sounds like the new chips will not be using the Pentium branding at all. It's just Intel Core Solo and Intel Core Duo from now on.

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    1. Re:And that's not all... by AtomicRobotMonster · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you're saying that I shouldn't still be waiting for Windows "Chicago" to arrive?

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    2. Re:And that's not all... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Intel Core Solo

      Intel had better be ready for a trademark lawsuit - Lucasfilm isn't going to like people using their Solo trademark.

    3. Re:And that's not all... by mnmn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope both Pentium and Athlon names are shedded off. Theyre just making a bit much of one brand of their chips which were successful. Its been 15 years now since Pentium and over 10 for Athlon.

      Cars get cool new names. Chips should too.

      I hate having to explain the Pentium 4 here is different from the Pentium 4 over there because of yada yada. Its also getting pretty bad for the Athlon now, Athlon, Athlon (thunderbird), Athlon XP, Athlon 64, Athlon 64 (dual core)...

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  6. Won't they get in trouble with the FDA? by Michalson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought those warning labels where required by law. Someone could accidently burn themselves, take down their local power grid, or pay big money for a slow turd.

    1. Re:Won't they get in trouble with the FDA? by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      processors are chips, people eat chips, therefore the FDA has jurisdiction over processors

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  7. New slogan equals buy! by drakethegreat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love how companies really expect people to buy their product because it has a better slogan. Anyone who has the choice between a processor probably doesn't pick it based on the slogan. Anyone who doesn't know what makes a good processor probably buys a prebuilt machine and really doesn't have a choice cause its not like manufactured PCs have AMDs very often... and even Macs are gonna be Intel soon. So basically the effect of this is nothing at all.

  8. Could it be...Apple? by moo083 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could it be that Apple influenced this decision? Could it be that there is more to this? I really think that Apple will not be releasing machines with intel stickers on it. I think this is connected.

  9. Hmm... by AEton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess now all thats left to update is the 'Idiot Outside' that doesn't know anything about using a computer."

    Hint to submitter: if you're going to broadly describe large segments of the population as idiots, be absolutely sure that when you do so, you use impeccable grammar.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by jb.hl.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh come on, this is Slashdot, why should he break with tradition. Everyone knows that if you're going to slander millions of people, you gotta do it with as few apostrophes as possible ;)

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  10. Blue Man Group by mnemonic_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could never appreciate a music group that discriminated based on color.

  11. New Slogan to reflect sincerity by Placebo+Messiah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ceramic Heater Inside

  12. New tag line... by N1ghtFalcon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "DRM Inside"

    Ba-dum-tsss!

    Thank you, I'm here all week!

  13. Memories by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "I guess now all thats left to update is the 'Idiot Outside' that doesn't know anything about using a computer."

    I laugh now but there was a time, when I first started using computers, I would look for "Intel Inside" badge on the PC case as a mark of quality. I didn't even know what that really meant or refer to. I just saw the Pentium commercials and TV makes an impression on a 12 year old's mind.

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  14. More than one way to read that headline by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Intel Inside' No More? My AMD system hasn't had an Intel inside for several years...

    1. Re:More than one way to read that headline by John+Bokma · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did you check all ICs on the motherboard, and extension cards? I always had a good laugh when back in the good old days Acorn Archimedes owners told how proud they were that their computer had no Intel inside. They probably overlooked most of the ICs on the motherboard. The fun got even better when Intel, via, via, got the license to make their own ARM implementation :-D.

  15. Re:The new logos... - are you sure? by mrbriguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they are doing away with "intel inside," and these are the new logos, why do they all say "inside?"

  16. Re:NEW LOGO LINKS HERE by Snover · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think certain people might like you to pay better attention to what you post to slashdot.

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  17. Re:How? by Hosiah · · Score: 4, Funny
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  18. Intel is pretty good in video/audio encoding by Via_Patrino · · Score: 2, Informative

    When you talk about video encoding intel is pretty good because these are the programs which benefit most from high clock speeds, since most processing is limited to registers/L1 and use a lot of SSE2/3

  19. Re:Eh... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you are missing the point that Intel is changing the microarchitecture. This change will happen at the same time as changing the logo standard, so changing the branding isn't an empty gesture as you seem to suggest.

    I also don't understand how you are suggesting that Intel is less than profitable, according to a new Business Week article, their current annual net profit is estimated to be nearly $10B on $42B revenue.

  20. What does Slashdot have inside? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what /. is hosted on?

    Intel/AMD/PPC/Other

    And please, no "Beowulf Cluster" jokes, I really hope the IT guys hosting /. know better than to get anywhere near our cliches.

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    1. Re:What does Slashdot have inside? by Docasman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shouldn't be hard to find out... http://slashdot.org/faq/tech.shtml#te050

  21. Dude, you can't googlebomb with your sig by quokkapox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Busy googlebombing 'bunch of luddites' [mpaa.org].

    Googlebot sees slashdot pages as Anonymous Coward, who does not see signatures. If you want to googlebomb, you have to either use the linked phrase in the actual message text, or in your personal url.

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  22. Joke all you want... by foxtrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but I gotta figure it was marketing genius.

    In the early '90s, I worked in a retail computer store-- not a big box type place, but a smaller boutiqueish shop that employed people who might be actually able to answer a question.

    We sold, at the time, Intel 386DX/33s and AMD 386DX/40s as our lowest end systems. Indeed, the AMD sold for about fifty bucks more than the Intel-- because the clock speed was higher, see. But we'd "cut the customer a deal" and upgrade them "for free!" (No, we weren't being generous or anything-- our cost on the AMD hardware was actually lower... as was our RMA rate), saving them fifty bucks on a $750 computer system. Not exactly peanuts.

    Now, you and me, we see, "Wow, 125% the processing power for the same price? Sign me up!" You would think that, given that I'd sell you either for the same price, that I wouldn't have to keep an Intel 386/33 in stock at all. And Intel didn't make a 386 faster than that, the next step was to the much, MUCH more expensive 486, so it's not like one could upsell to Intel's 386DX/40, 'cause there didn't exist such a thing.

    Joe Average, however, often asked, "But does it have the Intel inside?" (often using that exact phrasing-- "the Intel.")

    In the 386 market, we sold on the order of one Intel for every three AMDs. Which doesn't sound like a lot until you note we shouldn't have sold a single Intel in the low-end market... Intel Inside worked.

    -JDF

  23. Re:NEW LOGO LINKS HERE by daddyrief · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love surprise porn.

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  24. Re:The new logo? by B_un1t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought they were getting rid of the 'inside'. I bet Apple will hate having to put stupid intel stickers on their sleek boxes.

  25. you're kidding right? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, that's amazing. They TOTALLY botched that logo.

    AT&T was revered by graphic designers for having one of the better corporate identities. Moreover, SBC wanted to migrate to the AT&T identity because its was so strong (which was a really really smart)... but then they go and do that to their logo. What a bunch of retards.

    Some moron probably said "we need to make AT&T look friendly" ... which is a HIGHLY questionable direction. And then, who ever designed that thing really dropped the ball (no pun intended). It's the complete antitheses of the old logo.

    Ohh well, enjoy the increased print costs, the shitty looking faxes, the inability to visually communicate strength and reliability, the countless bouncy ball jokes, and being used as an example of what not do at every AIGA event during the next year.

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    1. Re:you're kidding right? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Interesting

      hehe... and it's this mentality that just allowed SBC / AT&T to screw themselves.

      There is a lot of cognitive psychology that goes into a good corporate identity. On the surface it looks pretty similar, but people will unknowingly interpret this brand differently. Trrrust me. Believe it or not, this stuff actually has a significant affect upon marketing and sales. There's piles and piles of data to support this.

      Why you'd shell out millions of dollars for a new identity that will result in decreased sales? That's f**king duuumb.

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    2. Re:you're kidding right? by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some moron probably said "we need to make AT&T look friendly" ... which is a HIGHLY questionable direction.

      I disagree, that's exactly why they made the AT&T lowercase. There are lots of people who remember 'AT&T', the monopoly that was split up. The new 'at&t' doesn't want consumers to equate them to a huge stodgy company that was broken up for taking adventage of people.

      The funny thing is that's exactly what they are. The baby bells remerged and such and, minus a couple key players (Verizon and BellSouth), what you have here is the same megaconglomerate you had before. Too many smart people may notice what's going on and start asking embarassing questions like "Why did the FTC let this happen when they broke up the old company because they were too big?" so let's have some rebranding and such. Redo the logo in a friendly three-dimensional sphere and change the letters to non-threatening lower-case cuteness.

      No-no-no, Joe Consumer, we aren't AT&T, we're a new friendly communications company that's here to serve all your needs for the 21st century! Can you hear me behind this rubber mask? Good...

    3. Re:you're kidding right? by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll say this much for design geeks: They're the only ones more annoying than audiophiles. :)

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  26. Yes, it does. by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, as a professional graphic designer, I know for fact that a good visual identity DOES help sales. Big time.

    As a matter of fact, there is piles of peer reviewed academic psychological and sociological research supporting this.

    Unfortunately, most corporate identities and marketing campaigns suck.

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  27. GAH! by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've spent the past decade putting those "Intel Inside" stickers onto EVERY trash can and waste bin in my building! Now I've got to start over?

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  28. Holy corporate identities, Batman! by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Inquirer is reporting that Intel is getting rid of its tagline 'Intel Inside' and plans to run a huge logo launch this January.

    Exactly how big is this huge logo going to be? I thought computers were getting smaller, not bigger. Will it be like the XBox 360 and you'll have a "brick" sitting next to the machine just to display the intel logo?

    I know Intel wants to crush their competition, but this is ridiculous.

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  29. Had to meet Apple halfway by Wallstreetfighter.co · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They needed a change anyway and there was no way Apple was going to put "Intel Inside" on their new computers. They will come up with a Special place to put these new stickers so it doesn't take away from the look of Apple's new computers. This team of Apple and Intel is going to be huge. Apple is going to save millions (and get Millions) with Intel. Apple stock has always been a buy but now Intel is a big buy with all the computers Apple is about to sell. More at http://wallstreetfighter.blogspot.com/2005/12/inte l-changing-slogan-to-leap-ahead.html

  30. Re:AMD's 386's were JUNK!!! by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had a perfectly fine experience with the AMD 386/40. I ran a linux mail server off one for several years without a single crash. It ran distributed.net clients, and other processor intensive apps 24/7 without a hitch. The only problem I experienced with the machine was from very old hard drives, and a worn out power supply. I've still got the machine (finally retired it after I needed more horsepower) and I'm sure it would fire up just fine if I had some reason to use it.

    I really don't know why you had such trouble. The chip itself was identical to the Intel version. Maybe you had a poor quality motherboard?

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  31. link by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Informative

    this is the 'non-porn' actual new logos (I think)

  32. Outside the asylum by dangitman · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Hmmm, I think the connection might be a bit less direct than that, but still relevant. Intel's marketing genius was to focus customer's attention on the mystical "inside" of the computer. This is not normal for consumer products, which are usually designed by the world's top designers and aestheticists to appeal to all the senses. but computers were just a really ugly, space-wasting box. Intel succeeds from diverting the customer's attention from the crappy hardware, the crappy OS and the crappy applications by positing this "magical" force inside the computer. So, the machine can be clunky and uncomfortable to use, but the customer is reassured by the idea of a magical processor that is worth more than gold.

    Apple was the only one in a position to challenge this strategy. They made the computer itself to appealing and enticing, that you don't care what processor it has, or if the OS is not compatible with Windows. This was moderately successful, but back in the original iMac days, "what's inside" counted a lot more than it did today. Computers in general were still slow for the tasks they did, and small differences in processors made a huge difference to how much work you actually got done.

    Today, processors are "fast enough" that most people won't notice a difference in their productivity with a faster processor. What matters more now, is ergonomics, compactness, and noise levels. And the overall usability of the machine, of course. not only that, processors seem to be at a plateau where they are not getting faster quickly - and an AMD, an Intel, or an IBM PPC isn't an issue for most people.

    I think Intel saw this coming - and hence the Centrino campaign. Also, Intel have been trying for years to stimulate OEMs to make more interesting-looking and innovative PCs. They release the "concept PC" ideas in the hopes that someone will manufacture it. It's been a total failure for them. OEMs weren't interested in deviating from standard cases - and Intel's concept designs sucked so bad that nobody would buy them, anyway.

    Intel knows that Apple owns the outside of the computer, and they own the inside. Together, the companies are thinking through the box, rather than inside or outside it.

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  33. Re:The new logos... - are you sure? by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot says they won't say "Intel inside" any more, so I would trust Slashdot as the authoritative source.

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  34. MacDailyNews has new Intel logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
  35. Picture of the new logo by gcnaddict · · Score: 2, Informative

    in this anandtech article:
    http://www.anandtech.com/cpuchipsets/showdoc.asp x?i=2648

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  36. Just like "Pentium" was supposd to be 586 only... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ya, and the name on the Pentium chip was supposed to be for the 586 only, and people thought it was so catchy they called the 686, 786 (P3), and 886 (P4) Pentium's also. It's great they're finally changing the market name, but I mean, c'mon, "Yonah"? I'm sure they thought about it and to Intel it sounds cool, but personally I think they coulda came up with a better name. At that rate, what's the new "Intel Inside" replacement gonna be...?

  37. Intel inside no longer matters by mnmn · · Score: 3, Informative

    I bought a computer for a friend a week ago. He didnt know much but he knew he wanted the 'real thing'. In other words of his, 'real intel stuff' or 'genuine stuff' or 'should be intel inside for real'.

    So I dug deeper into his questions. He remembered the K5 from AMD and its troubles. He remembered people trying to pass the Cyrix processor off as Pentium MMX chips, while the real Intel was expensive. In many countries sellers had no issues marketing the Cyrix and K4 and K5 as 'Intel Pentium' and even as 'Intel Cyrix' in places, to make the point that its EQUIVALENT to those chips. The Pentium was the more stable one in those days.

    How times have changed. I explained how AMD is leading now and the only other company is Intel. Others like Via and (RIP) Transmeta dont even TRY to tackle AMD and Intel head-on and just market themselves as low-power mobile chips and such. 'Intel Inside' is now a bad thing. It means your 64-bit architecture implementation is either a bad copy of AMD or a bad failure (Itanium). AMD, as long as its not one of those early Athlon chips which could turn a house in Antarctica into a sauna, means good chips, better bang for the buck, and now means the only way to go if you want 64-bits and x86 in the same bag (or if you want Microsoft and 64-bit).

    We bought an Athlon-64 machine.

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    1. Re:Intel inside no longer matters by ultramk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does your friend regularly use software that consumes more than 4gb of memory? I'm guessing not.

      So... tell me again what the 64-bit advantage is for your average joe schmoe?

      (I have 6gb in my G5, but I'm hardly an average user.)

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  38. Manipulation by HalAtWork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The consumer doesn't care if they change the branding/etc.

    It's just that after a certain point, consumers tune out all the advertisement because it hasn't reached them and they're tired of seeing it over and over for the last 10 years, it doesn't even phase them, they can tune it out like background noise.

    Now if the company comes up with a new slogan that the consumer's not used to, they won't automatically tune it out because it's new and it hasn't faded into the background for them yet, so now they'll consider it more than they used to.

    So this is the win for the company, just being able to snap their fingers and get everyone to take a quick second look and perhaps be drawn into a new campaign or something.

    It's just like companies that come out with new wrappers for chocolate bars or new marshmallow shapes for cereals. It just gives them another excuse to change things up and maybe catch your attention again. It prevents you from automatically tuning all of these things out.

  39. reminds me of SGI by couch_warrior · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It has been my personal exprience that a new logo comes just before a company falls into serious decline. Like when the former giant International Harvester (remember the "Scout") became *wince* Travelstar, or when the mighty Burroughs transmuted into the wimpy Unisys. Of course the name doesn't always change, I worked at SGI when they paid a consultant a reported $10M to convert their logo from the gleaming silver cube to the lower case letters sgi half-falling off the bottom of the page. Prophetically this happened just before the bottom fell out of sgi, and they began 15% layoffs every quarter.
    Reinventing the corporate image is one of the things management types do to divert attention when a company is circling the edge of the toilet bowl...

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