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Microsoft Unveils 'Urge' Music Service
CHaN_316 writes "CNNMoney has an article entitled, 'Gates unveils his Urge.' From the piece: 'Bill Gates aims to take over your living room and late Wednesday he unveiled a new music service and new software to do it. Using an appearance with Justin Timberlake, the Microsoft chairman debuted a new music service, Urge, to directly compete with the iTunes music store and interface. Urge launches with over 2 million tracks for purchase or as part of an all-you-can eat subscription, an option the iTunes music store doesn't have. The offering will include exclusive material from MTV.' Begin the living room wars we must." Confirmation of an earlier story on this topic.
I have the urge to point out that Urge is a stupid name.
"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." -- John Ashcroft
The only urge Bill should have is to pee his pants and the ass-whooping iTunes is giving him!
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Geez...just the mention of him appearing with Justin Timberlake just killed any idea of quality and usefulness I might have had thought of concerning this service...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Urge? and Vista? Where do they get these ridiculous names?
Or dirge. Just the sort of hip, radical, urban and bitchin' cool attitude that is so well understood by old white male executives in grey suits.
you mean they are gonna have reality shows too?
where are they gonna get the music from?
to pull down Bill's breast pocket...yet another Microsoft equipment malfunction!
"These (partnerships) will allow you to enjoy high definition content and take that away on a portable media device" for what Gates called both the "two-foot experience and the 10-foot experience."
Two feet or ten feet, Justin Timberlake still sounds like crap. Whenever I listen to him, I get a temporal lobe malfunction.
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
I don't know about you, but the last thing I want is any of Billy's Urges being aimed anywhere in my living room.
in a story about a online music shop, that all this DRM is really just shooting themselves in the foot! If it doesn't work on a iPod will it not work on a RIO either? how about a sony walkman? Maybe I should download a copy for free and at a higher bit rate from the internet?
A great man once said, "I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient."
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
Only one of these choices actually makes music. Coincidentally only one of these companies has a successful online music store.
The offering will include exclusive material from MTV
;)
MTV is involved? So I'm guessing this service won't have any music.
Esoteric reference.
The reason, for those who are about to ask, why this is under the "Apple" category, is that this is really an Apple ad in disguise. The slogan practically writes itself: "iTunes: No WMA and No Justin Timberlake as spokesman. What more proof do you need?"
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
Microsoft will buy MTV. Their new tag line
changed from:
'I want my MTV!'
to:
'You'll want our MSTV, and you'll like it!'
Resistance is futile,
we are the Urge!
I guess legal must've ix-nayed "Compulsion".
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Christian rock is like some youth minister's idea of what rock and roll is: you don't even have Link Wray or the Rolling Stones, no it's derivative boy band music and hair metal. And Urge is like some out of touch dorky software mogul's idea of hip -- aesthetically perfectly paired with Stryper, Petra and Creed.
``Have you heard about this totally praiseworthy and righteous new music service, Urge? Rock on! Praise the Lord, man!''
...I reach for microsoft.
(sorry, couldn't resist)
on Janet Jackson's tit.
We have this great invention in the UK. It's called "radio". You tune in and you get to listen to music. And better yet, it's free. You even get unlimited listening too. Buy two radios and you can both listen to the *same* station at the *same* time - no extra cost, it's still free!
Wow.
Yeah, that's pretty much where I stopped reading. I really need to get some of the drugs they must be using down in Redmond. Delusion like that must be an incredible high.
I did like the "all you can eat" idea, though. The real question is "If I unsubsrcibe to the service, does every song in my collection just disappear?" If the answer is "yes" then my answer is "no thanks."
-Eric
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I'm sat in front of 7 right now, and that doesn't include the NAS that actually stores all my music files.
There's another 4 in the living room, plus a Showcenter 200 which gets used a lot for playing MP3s.
I'm maybe not your average user, but 5 uses really isn't a lot. Even my Mac Mini would use 2 (OSX 10.4 and OSX 10.3 boots) for one machine.
Then again I won't pay itunes prices... my local music store sells the real CDs for less.
you missed the part where Justin ripped off a piece of Bill's shirt, revealing his nipple shield.
"Urge coming soon?"
Did they just eat some undercooked chicken?
You're betting that in 30 years Yahoo music service will still be around and carrying music you like, otherwise your investment is wasted.
:)
Actually, I'm betting that in 30 years the DRM will have been cracked and I'll have all my music burned to holographic cubes or whatever replaces DVDs.
So, would you rather sell 10 million units of something at a loss or 2 million with a profit?
You're forgetting about economies-of-scale. MS is obviously making it up on volume.
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.