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Felony For Refreshing a Web Page?

therandomw writes "An 18 year-old boy was recently arrested in Ohio for telling fellow students to refresh the schools web page in order to slow down the server. He is being charged with a felony and is currently being held in jail. According to Canton City Prosecutor Frank Forchione 'This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes, and we're just trying to find ways to solve them.'"

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  1. must be more zero tolerance by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    AFAIK this barely even brushes up against being a felony, but let the school officials have their fun! Had they just ignored this and let it go (maybe take the kid aside and dress him down a bit), this would have slipped off the radar in half a day. As it is, they've loaded, locked, and are about to fire, aiming right at their own feet.

    BTW, I'm just wondering who the first brave soul in slashdot is who will actually post the schools URL. (Also, BTW, it's pretty easily found in Google: Lake High School Uniontown Ohio, duh).

    1. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    2. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Bin_jammin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe someone will post a mirror and we can reload that. That'll show 'em.

    3. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boy if they thought a few people in a chat room would be bad....

      Or

      Witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational slashdotting!!

    4. Re:must be more zero tolerance by SoCalChris · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From TFA:

      It's not the first time local officials have investigated situations where students are misusing computers. Forchione noted a 2005 case in which four Jackson High School students were charged with misdemeanors after being caught accessing the school computer system. Some grades were changed.

      So, breaking in to the school's computer system, and changing grades is a misdemeanor, but encouraging people to visit the school's publicly posted website is a felony?

      Yeah, I know the kid had malicious intentions, but why is this a felony when actually breaking into their system and causing damage is only a misdemeanor?

      "Michael said it was a joke," Forchione said. "We showed him how we deal with this kind of joke."

      This prosecutor needs to be smacked.

    5. Re:must be more zero tolerance by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does this mean I'm going to be charged with a felony? I can't wait for the extradition hearing?

      "Your honor, the defendant is accused of taking part in a Slashdotting of a high school web server in the United States, and faces felony charges."

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    6. Re:must be more zero tolerance by User+956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Michael said it was a joke," Forchione said. "We showed him how we deal with this kind of joke."

      Yes. They deal with this kind of joke by wasting actual public resources (police, prosecutor, court staff, et cetera). Splendid.

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    7. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      If anyone wants to try and reach the kid (Michael Stone) to offer support, the Stark County Jail's contact info is:

      4500 Atlantic Blvd. NE
      Canton, OH 44705
      Phone: 330-430-3850
      Fax: 330-430-3839
      Sherriff W. Bruce Umpleby

      I can't find the boy's home phone to leave support messages there, although the article mentions that his address is:

      13634 Mogadore Ave N.W.
      Canton, OH (44685? Google maps finds the address, but USPS's site doesn't)

      Which is a nice looking suburban home:

      http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=13634+Moga dore+Ave.+NW.,+Canton,+OH&btnG=Search&ll=40.95199, -81.39827&spn=0.005348,0.013465&t=k

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    8. Re:must be more zero tolerance by TBone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not a "zero tolerance" issue, the kid, in a low-tech, manual way, instigated a Distributed Denial of Service attack against his school's computers.

      The only difference here is this kid used a bunch of friend's fingers on the F5 key instead of a BotNet to get the job done.

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    9. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think the kid could have a case on the grounds of Brandenburg v. Ohio. His speech could only be illegal if it was directed to inciting and likely to incite imminent lawless action. In the case, Brandenburg was a KKK leader who invited a reporter to come see a clan meeting. The reporter taped him referenced the possibility of "revenge" against blacks and jews, and hostilly announced a march on congress. He was charged and convicted with trying to incite violent action, and the courts reaffirmed it, up to the Supreme Court which overturned it under the "intent", "imminence" and "likelyhood" standard for the inciting of lawless behavior.

      1) The kid denies intent. That might be a hard sell, but it has potential.

      2) Imminence and likelyhood: did any other kids even care about the site? Did anyone follow through? Quickly? That could be a show stopper right there.

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    10. Re:must be more zero tolerance by superdominican · · Score: 4, Funny

      This story is very important. Slashdot should follow for the next few months. Make sure the URL is posted during that time so that we can be kept up to date on what their side of teh story is.

    11. Re:must be more zero tolerance by mindaktiviti · · Score: 4, Funny

      I tried your link but it didn't work, so then I tried refreshing a bunch of times but it still didn't work! :(

    12. Re:must be more zero tolerance by jimicus · · Score: 4, Funny

      It really was a joke to say that the site would crash, because it wouldn't - and didn't.

      Until it was slashdotted.

    13. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Headcase88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a very valuable page. No wonder the school and police were after this fellow. He wasn't just taking some lousy page that no one read in the last 3 months temporarily out of service, he was trying to stop students from "achiev[ing] their full potential for intellectual and personal growth". Clearly, he had to be stopped before he went on to more illustrious crimes like overwhelming the server that powers the site about sidetalking.

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    14. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Welcome to slashdot, not only do we do your job 100 times better for you, we also stalk you so we can slip into your life seemlessly..

      Seriously, you're going WAY beyond the "sane" limit here. It's kinda scary that you want his phone number and have his address..

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    15. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Insightful
      the school servers were simply not up to the task they were intended for,

      You know, if the school was trying to run a version of /. on their servers to provide a discussion forum for tens of thousands of people around the world, you'd be right.

      I doubt that is what the web server was intended to be doing, however. It was probably intended to provide information to local parents and students and people moving to the area.

      To pretend that anyone who wants to run a webserver needs to have the amount of hardware and bandwidth that /. uses just so it can do "the task [they] were intended for" is silly.

      ... as he merely linked to a site,

      Read the article. He did not "merely link" to a site. He created a link with an explicit request for people to repeatedly refresh the page with the intent to crash the school's site. It's a static page, so repeatedly refreshing it serves no purpose other than create needless page requests and services, which was his intent. And he got caught. Good.

      If it happened to a server you ran, you'd call it "denial of service". When it happens to someone else, it's "just the way the internet is supposed to work". Right.

    16. Re:must be more zero tolerance by Steepe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Population density != intellegence

      Actually I have found the reverse to be true, to a point. With a dense population, you have more stupid people per square block.

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    17. Re:must be more zero tolerance by MntlChaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fair enough. He encouraged others to do something which would harm the school district. So is organizing a massive write-in or phone-in campaign. It ties up resources for the target in all cases, but is still legal. The one exception to this is with regard to faxes (junk fax laws). It's up to the target to respond accordingly. He has the right to ask people to join in his campaign. Those people have a right to join him. Is he an asshole? absolutely. But dealing with assholes is a part of the cost of a free society.

  2. Oh Crap! by rodgster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fark!

    I just commited 7 felonies waiting for this story to appear.

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  3. Article slashdoted... by Eyah....TIMMY · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... after all the /. readers held down F5 to see if it really worked

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  4. Low-tech DDoS? by Kelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds like a distributed denial of service attack. He just left out the automation.

    Logically, the only thing that distinguishes a DoS from the Slashdot Effect is intent. If your intent is to spread awareness of the material that appears on a server, and the server can't handle it, well, that's tough for the server, but that's how the Internet works. If your intent is to take the server down, that's illegal.

    Up until now, most deliberate attacks were automated, making it easy to separate overwhelming legit traffic from attacks -- but that's only really as accurate as trying to separate legitimate city traffic from criminals by assuming that anyone on foot is a burglar.

    Of course, when you get down to the level of intent, you get to his contention that "Help me crash my school's server" was a joke, and that he wasn't actually trying to get people to follow through. And things get murky.

    1. Re:Low-tech DDoS? by Skye16 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since his intent was to crash the school server, even as a joke, then his intent was to crash the school server. It doesn't look very good for him.

      Of course, they would have been better off letting him slide than making a few hundred thousand / million geeks curious all at once. That server probably unhooked its own ethernet cable, packed up its keyboard and mouse, and walked out the front door by now. Or it melted and dripped all over the carpet.

    2. Re:Low-tech DDoS? by AxemRed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree that what he did amounts to a DDoS attack. That's what it was, but on a small scale. But I feel like, the punishment should fit the crime.

      When someone steals $50000, they get charged with a felony and go to jail.
      When someone steals $10, the get charged with a misdemeanor and get community service.
      When someone steals $10 at high school, they get suspended.

      When someone speeds 50mph over the speed limit, they get their license suspended.
      When someone speeds 15mph over the speed limit, they get a $100 ticket.
      When someone speeds in the high school parking lot, they get detention.

      Now lets try this...
      When someone mounts a large-scale DDoS against a major portal, they get arrested and charged with a felony
      When someone mounts a tiny DDoS against their high school, they get... arrested and charged with a felony?

      //You get my point. He deserved a week suspension. Why can't schools handle things in-house anymore?

  5. Seems like a waste of time and money by dada21 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This problem can be solved through software already -- the school didn't take necessary means to avoid such a simple "DoS" style attack.

    Even so, it seems crazy to me to waste taxpayer dollars chasing down this citizen and even more dollars prosecuting him. While the law is supposed to be around to protect property, I don't see how this is a felony. He didn't do the refreshing, did he? He used his right to speak freely.

    I'm sure I'll hear the standard arguments about how speech can be regulated and I repudiate all of them. Crying fire in a theatre is private property -- the Constitution protects nothing on private property and the theatre owner is responsible for setting the standards of speech. Telling someone how to make a bomb is also free expression/speech -- you're not making the bomb. In this case, if clicking excessively is a crime (I can't believe it would be), the people who did the act should be indicted.

    I'd love to see what real crimes are happening right now in Canton City -- murders, rapes, thefts. Speeding tickets and telling people to refresh a website repeatedly are nothing compared to real property crime. The last quote about trying to solve them reads more to me like they're "trying to find ways to exploit them."

    For the school -- they can now expect this to happen more often. The publicity in charging this guy is going to be mostly negative in the minds of the students. All we need now is to get the link visible on slashdot, right?

    1. Re:Seems like a waste of time and money by User+956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This problem can be solved through software already -- the school didn't take necessary means to avoid such a simple "DoS" style attack.

      Judging by this quote, it sounds like they don't even really have a grasp on what kind of "attack" it was.

      "It's a crime and it is important we take this seriously ... especially for school officials ... it could have done a tremendous amount of damage," said Canton City Prosecutor Frank Fronchione.

      Causing a tremendous amount of damage? WTF? He's not DDoSing Air Traffic Control. What a total load. This kid should sue these jackasses for libel, false arrest, and harassment.

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    2. Re:Seems like a waste of time and money by cavemanf16 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not "Canton City", it's just Canton. And, after having visited there recently, I can tell you it's a midwest town - NOT a city - where life moves just a bit slower than the rest of the country. You can tell by Mr. Fanchione's comments on the article that the police are "trying to teach this youngin' a lesson!" and think they're just so smart for arresting this kid. I agree with your sentiments about how important this really is in the face of actually dangerous stuff. There were all kinds of buildings in that town that probably need to be condemned because they're a fire and health hazard, but no, the 'authorities' are busy arresting kids smarter than they are.

    3. Re:Seems like a waste of time and money by JWW · · Score: 4, Funny

      Causing a tremendous amount of damage?

      I'm sure the kid didn't cause a tremendous amount of damage. Not so sure about what the slashdotting will do....

    4. Re:Seems like a waste of time and money by KevinKnSC · · Score: 5, Interesting
      From Senate Bill Number 146 (enacted a few years ago):

      In Sec 2909.04, (B) No person shall knowingly use any computer, computer system, computer network, telecommunications device, or other electronic device or system or the internet so as to disrupt, interrupt, or impair the functions of any police, fire, educational, commercial, or governmental operations.

      (C) Whoever violates this section is guilty of disrupting public services, a felony of the fourth degree.

      So, there's the law. We now return you to the discussion of whether this is an overreaction or not.

  6. the media by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love the complete bullshit way this article frames the situation. He didn't put a link, he "created a website, which connected to the school's system." ooo.. sinister.. yeah...

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  7. Holy Crap by jandrese · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot is in a heap of trouble.

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  8. Does this mean that it's also a felony by multiplexo · · Score: 4, Funny
    to press all of the buttons on an elevator at once?

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  9. Video of Story by wike · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a link to a video newstory that provides some more details: http://www.wkyc.com/video/player.aspx?aid=18650&si d=45721&bw= This story has been up on Digg.com for a few hours, the school's website has been down most of the day

  10. Re:Let the slashdotting begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah. If it doesn't work at first, just hit F5 to try again. It'll work eventually...

  11. Canton Law Dept page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since the school's site is already DDoS'd, here is the Canton Law Dept. Let's see how fast we can take the prosecutor down.

    1. Re:Canton Law Dept page by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes! My city is getting owned.

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    2. Re:Canton Law Dept page by KenCrandall · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, a Manual Distributed Slashdotting Denial Of Service would be an MSDOS. :-) (Lame, but it made me giggle to think it up.)

    3. Re:Canton Law Dept page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Joseph Martuccio, Law Director
      218 Cleveland Ave SW
      Canton, OH 44702
      Phone: 330 - 489-3251
      Fax: 330 - 489-3374
      jmcarman@ci.canton.oh.us
      Think I might send the citys law director am email telling him to get real.

    4. Re:Canton Law Dept page by cammoblammo · · Score: 5, Funny

      'Manual Slashdotting Denial of Service' works better. Of course, 'Slashdotting' implies 'Distributed.'

      Come to think of it, it implies 'Manual' too.

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  12. Number of hits by Silverlancer · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to the folks at Fark, who got to it before the slashdotting, it only had about 900 hits total. Come on, they crashed the server in NINE HUNDRED HITS?!

  13. School by taskforce · · Score: 4, Funny
    The school in question is Lake High School in Uniontown Ohio.

    http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/

    The site is actually down, which is a shame; it would have been a nice oppurtunity to see if we could get Zonk thrown in jail for posting it on the Slashdot front page.

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  14. This doesn't make any sense by Psionicist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This doesn't make any sense, at all.

    - If a boy tells his friend to reload a webpage, he gets thrown into jail and gets felony charges.
    - A lone spammer gets $11 billion in fines.
    - If joe sixpack downloads a movie he gets huge fines.

    Yet, if a medium to large corporation sell/delete customer records, infect consumers computers with spyware or the like, they only get a slap on the wrist?

    When did corporations get more freedoms than individuals?

    1. Re:This doesn't make any sense by jfern · · Score: 5, Informative

      The activist conservative United States Supreme Court ruling Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad of 1886 claimed that the 14th amendment somehow gave rights to corporations. The idea of "corporate personage" was born. Of course, they have a lot more rights than persons.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Clara_County_v. _Southern_Pacific_Railroad

    2. Re:This doesn't make any sense by ClamIAm · · Score: 5, Insightful
      When did corporations get more freedoms than individuals?

      This happens when a populace starts caring more about iPods and celebrities than making sure their government isn't corrupt. If you live in America, you probably see what I'm talking about. And if you live here and don't see it, you've already fallen victim to it.

    3. Re:This doesn't make any sense by HiThere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From what I've heard it wasn't even the decision that caused the problems, but rather the law clerk's write-up of it.

      It hardly matters. What we need to do is institute corporate death penalties. If a corporation has committed a felony and cannot practically be imprisoned, then the only remaining option is to execute them. (I.e., revoke their charter and confiscate their assets. N.B.: This doesn't mean the assets of the individuals involved, merely the corporate assets. To attach the assets of individuals, you would need to prosecute them as individuals.)

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  15. Canton, OH is not known for common sense by ChipMonk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last year, an article on the WEWS Channel 5 website had this gem of a quote:

    "School officials are not sure they [know] what has caused so many pregnancies..."

    Someone needs to get these people a clue-bat.

  16. intent matters by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if i break your arm because i didn't see you standing behind me while i was moving a heavy piece of furniture, then there should be mild repercussions

    if i break your arm by taking it, looking dead in your eye, and twisting it as hard as i can, then there should be severe repercussions

    the whole issue is one of intent

    intent matters in this world, and any opinion that ignores intent, about this kid, or a whole range of modern problems in this world, is not a useful or valid opinion

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  17. Vulnerability exists on Linux as well by Pakaran2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a concerned user of fully patched Gentoo, I have tested the "F5 causes excessive reloading" vulnerability. It works on Konqueror, Mozilla and Firefox, with all patches installed, including hardened kernel. Local access to the machine is NOT required; the F5 vulnerability can be triggered when opening a web browser through, e.g., SSH forwarded X connections.

    I hope there will be a patch soon!

  18. New technology by Jotii · · Score: 5, Funny

    This new technology has created a whole wave of crimes

    Behold the refresh button, the wonder of modern technology.

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  19. Felony V. Misdemeanor by Irvu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There was a time when we made an important distinction between types of crimes. Misdemeanors were "minor crimes" annoyances that can be cleared up easily enough and are a) not worth making permanent and b) best forgotten once the problems is solved. A classic example is littering, or spraypainting something on a park bench. The former is solved by making the littebug pick up their garbage (and mabye some other peoples') and the latter by having the offendor repaint the bench brown. In both cases the offence can be "fixed" and the individual can learn form a simple dressing down. In most juristictions misdemeanors are not even recorded (or didn't used to be) and never ever became part of someone's permanent criminal record (especially a minor). Moreover misdemeanors aren't liable for jail time above and beyond "time served" (in the drunk tank).

    Felonies are major or "permanent" crimes such as theft, maim, and murder. They connotate crimes that cannot be simply "cleaned up", crimes that cannot be undone in any meaningful sense and crimes that may signal permanent problems for the individual in question. Felonies attatch much stiffer penalties (for both juveniles and adults) as well as "permanence". In some states felons lose the right to vote permanently. This is politely known as "Civil Disenfranchisement". In Midevil times it was associated with the term "Civil Death". Felons are also forbidden from obtaining some jobs (in government), and have to tell all other employers of their status. They are also often forbidden from obtaining some scholarships and grants. While not all of these attatch automatically to juvenile felons many of them do. Increasing numbers of states are making no distinction between juvenile felonies and adult felonies. Unlike midsdemeanor crimes felons are truly marked for life.

    The basic upshot of this is that this kid could be harmed for life for what is, in essence, a nothing crime. He encouraged people to visit a website and thereby caused a server to run slow, not stop, not crash, not burst into flames, just run slow. This is a temporary problem, a fixable problem, and one that doesn't even require two coats of paint.

    This is a dangerous, vicious overreaction on the part of the city prosecutor, and the school officials. They are abusing their power and risk punishing a kid for life for something that should be handled by a stern talking to and no dessert.

    Some ex convicts carry around a felony conviction that prevents them from re-entering society or impairs them in some way thus encouraging a return to crime. How much worse is that when the conviction is for something less-damaging than littering.

    On another note, I wonder when the prosecutor's up for reelection?

  20. Re:Must Have A Pretty Bad Webserver by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This school must have a pretty bad webserver if simply clicking on refresh brings the server to its knees.

    *cough* Windows 98 *cough*

  21. America, you've got the government you voted for by cutecub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    America,

    For the last 25 years you have been voting for a Police State. And now that's exactly what you have. Congratulations, Democracy really works.
    Now shut up, bend over and take it like a man.

    -S

  22. The best quote by digitalgimpus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The best quote on this is:


    "It's a crime and it is important we take this seriously ... especially for school officials ... it could have done a tremendous amount of damage," said Canton City Prosecutor Frank Fronchione.


    HA! An overloaded server is damage? Tremendous?

    I think this guy is trying to turn an overloaded school website (like anyone visits that anyway) into a mini-9/11.

    Tremendous Damage is essentially reserved for 9/11, Oklahoma City, type damage.

    IMHO that's borderline slander since it's extremely unlike for any true damage, forget about "Tremendous".

    Those are just words to get in the paper, at the expense of someone else's reputation.

    If I were that kids parents, I'd consider a lawsuit. Then again, nobody ever wins a lawsuit against a prosecutor.
    1. Re:The best quote by robertjw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this guy is trying to turn an overloaded school website (like anyone visits that anyway) into a mini-9/11.

      Better yet, his actions have actually resulted in the 'Tremendous amount of damage' he wanted to avoid.

  23. School URL might be wrong, try this-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:School URL might be wrong, try this-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ouch, wrong one. I actually go there, the one in Millbury, not the one in Canton. Kind of confusing, actually.

  24. Please show damages by jnaujok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excuse me for pointing this out, but where exactly are the damages that relate to this felony. If this kid finds a lawyer with even an ounce of brains, the court case should last thirty seconds.

    Lawyer: Why do you have a web site?

    School: So the public can access it.

    Lawyer: So, is the same machine running it today?

    School: Yes.

    Lawyer: Does it run on the same connection?

    School: Yes.

    Lawyer: And it runs the same software, with the same data?

    School: Yes.

    Lawyer: So, in fact, nothing was erased or altered on the machine in any way? Correct?

    School: Yes.

    Lawyer: Did your service provider charge you with any extra fees?

    School: No.

    Lawyer: So, apart from a handful of extra traffic, which you admit slowed down but did not stop, damage, or destroy hardware, software, or data, and which did not cost you any extra money, you had not other damages?

    School: Uhm, well, I guess that's correct.

    Lawyer: Tell me, do you sue the driver in front of you if he slows down, or charge the slow walking grandmother holding up the line with a felony?

    School: Uhm, no.

    Lawyer: Tell me, if all the phone lines are in use at the school because people are calling them, is that a felony? Are prank calls a felony?

    School: Er, no.

    Lawyer: So, your basis for the "damage" in this case is that a student basically asked his friends to "call-up" the computer until you had a busy signal.

    School: Yes.

    Lawyer: In fact, your entire web site listed less than 900 hits before it was Slashdotted into oblivion. Tell me, have you started legal proceedings against the news agency that took the story national, or Zonk for posting it on Slashdot?

    School: Erm, no.

    Lawyer: So, you're only willing to harrass young children? To send a child to prison for what amounts to no more than a phone call where they hang up? Is that what you feel is acceptable? Is that, in fact, what you view as teaching our children?

    School: Er, do I have to answer that?

    Lawyer: Well, you are making me wait, keeping me busy, I might have to file a felony suit against you for that...

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  25. Wrong Lake HS by mazarin5 · · Score: 4, Informative

    That Lake High School is just outside of Toledo, OH. The Lake High School in question is near Canton, in the East.

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  26. This is pretty sad by smchris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Michael said it was a joke," Forchione said. "We showed him how we deal with this kind of joke."

    Being 18, they showed him, indeed, considering he will have a felony in the database tracking him for the rest of his life. In lieu of a job, I guess he can get a book from Loompanics on how to cook meth and be a drug dealer.

    But I suppose they had to balance the ethical issues to reach a wise decision. I mean, it's hard to imagine the horror of school web sites crashing around the country. That would send a signal that we're weak on terra.

    The more the idea takes hold in my mind, the easier it is to see examples of what cowardly bullies Americans are. Yup, the Canton police really showed this kid what happens when you mess with the school web site. "Take that computer-using high school kid!"

    Maybe Kevin Mitnick can get him gigs speaking at the high school circuit?

  27. Re:Canton Law Dept page PDF by el+americano · · Score: 5, Funny

    That *was* engrossing, but personally I found this 7.2MB pdf on Zone Change Procedures to be even more informative:

    http://www.cityofcanton.com/safetyservice/bldgcode s/zonechangesample.pdf

    --
    Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -Groucho Marx
  28. I have just one thing to say to that! by LnxAddct · · Score: 4, Informative

    while true; do wget http://lake.stark.k12.oh.us/hs/ &> /dev/null; done;
    Regards,
    Steve