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RIAA Sues Woman Who Has Never Used a Computer

boarder8925 writes "Marie Lindor, a home health aide who has never bought, used, or even turned on a computer in her life, was sued by the RIAA in Brooklyn federal court for using an 'online distribution system' to 'download, distribute, and/or make available for distribution' plaintiff's music files. She has requested a pre-motion conference in anticipation of making a summary judgment motion dismissing the complaint and awarding her attorneys fees under the Copyright Act."

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  1. Two words, please!!!! by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Punitive Damages !!!!

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    1. Re:Two words, please!!!! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Funny
      She's not using a computer. She's not downloading porn^w music illegally. This means that she's denying the RIAA the right -- the right(!) to sue her for illegally downloading music.

      This is costing them income and thus profit.

      Them's fightin' words!

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    2. Re:Two words, please!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the relevant side, this my google quote of day:

      "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
          - Hunter S. Thompson

  2. That's pretty shocking. by montyzooooma · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean she's NEVER used a computer?

    1. Re:That's pretty shocking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Me neither.

    2. Re:That's pretty shocking. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I mean she's NEVER used a computer?

      Maybe she is 80 years old. Personal computers started to become practical when she turned 60. She has always been a Home Health Aide, and has never had to fill out an online timesheet or purchase order.

      I am sure there are lots of people like that out there, just that us geeks are not aways aware of them.

    3. Re:That's pretty shocking. by hhawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sounds like some one in her home used her name/credit to buy Net Access leading them to sue her rather than whoever used the computer. Or perhaps this is a case of an identity thef!

      It is also of course factually wrong that she has never used a computer. People use them all the them. There are embedded system in microwaves, ovens, washing machines, medical devices, etc. It would be impossible for anyone but the Unibomber to have never used anything that contained a computer... of course they mean personal computer/PC.. well, they should say that..

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    4. Re:That's pretty shocking. by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

      As improbable as it may seem, there remain some people who exist outside of the modern economy.

      I, for example, have never used a lawyer.

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    5. Re:That's pretty shocking. by BarryNorton · · Score: 5, Funny
      I mean she's NEVER used a computer?
      I know... like, how the hell does she pirate music and have meaningless arguments with strangers?
    6. Re:That's pretty shocking. by muszek · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My father (who is 55), had never used a computer until 2 years ago or so (sorry for poor grammar. "paster than past" tenses were always a nightmare for me). He just didn't have a reason to do it. Right now he's on the PC for most of his spare time, reading news, watching stock market (and making transactions), doing e-banking, searching for a new house (apparently that's not a task that might be accomplished faster than in 3 years), etc. I used to encourage him and now I have to pay for it. Whenever I visit them on weekends and try to do some work, all I hear is "are you done?", "would you please let me sit for a second?", "go help your mother" or "can you remove the snow from the driveway? now would be a good time". Last night he called asking whether he should restrain from logging into windows today (I can't get Skype to work under Ubuntu @ their place... some weird stuff happens). You know, that file-overwritting virus that's about to strike.

      The point is: he's not 80 and he was perfectly fine without ever touching a computer as recently as 2 years ago. It's just not a thing that a regular person can't survive without. Yet.

    7. Re:That's pretty shocking. by jbb1003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure the only embedded processor my dad (58) uses is in the telephone, and that's only because I gave a him a digital model with answerphone to replace his old one. He doesn't have a microwave, I seriously doubt either his oven or washing machine have a processor in. He doesn't have an ATM card; he gets money out at the till. Partly because he's a builder, and partly because he wouldn't trust an ATM card (and given this is a slashdot, are you saying he's *wrong* there?), not to mention that he'd probably find it very hard to remember a PIN.

      As for medical devices, you generally have someone use them on you, you don't use them yourself, unless you guys in the US regularly conduct your own ECGs or something? (I'm in the UK).

      He knows of the existence of email and has asked me to send some for him in the past. But he didn't realise that I could email someone while they were away from home.

      Now this guy has a degree from Cambridge University, and speaks two languages fluently and two passably. So let's say he's above average...

      Now, how do I explain to my dad what I do at work?

      Ben

    8. Re:That's pretty shocking. by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I had a lawyer but it caught a virus and it crashed, so I switched to Linux.

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    9. Re:That's pretty shocking. by dwater · · Score: 3, Funny

      Grammar nazi's strike again. Oh, wait...

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    10. Re:That's pretty shocking. by tommten · · Score: 5, Funny

      In corporate America, The lawyers use you!

      couldn't let that one slip by :p

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    11. Re:That's pretty shocking. by bcattwoo · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Does he drive a car made in the last 20 years? That undoubtedly has some kind of "computer" in it.

      That said, it's amazing how many slashdotters think that playing dumb and ignorant of the contextual or common meaning of a word or phrase makes them appear really smart.

    12. Re:That's pretty shocking. by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I had a lawyer but it caught a virus and it crashed, so I switched to Linux.

      I hear the Open Briefs movement is really picking up steam these days.

  3. How... by Parham · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How they managed to find this woman and sue her is beyond me... It just goes to show you that you can't get away from the RIAA even if you've never used a computer in your life. They managed to find one of only a handful of people who has never used a computer and sue her... I should be scared for my parents right now.

    1. Re:How... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How they managed to find this woman and sue her is beyond me...

      Oh, that is simple. The RIAA imagines that everyone uses a computer and shares music, and is therefore a thief. And when they have convinced themselves of that, they just have to open the phonebook and pick any name to sue.

    2. Re:How... by shark72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "How they managed to find this woman and sue her is beyond me..."

      Probably one of her kids, or somebody in her hourse, was doing the actual file trading, and this woman's name happens to be on the cable or phone bill.

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    3. Re:How... by Basehart · · Score: 3, Funny

      She's obviously lying, or demented.

      Trading files all night long, then helping houses or whatever during the day.

      It happens all the time!

    4. Re:How... by PHPfanboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is pure brilliance! It's a dictionary spam mail attack with lawyers to back you up. Fantastic business model.

      It's like selling Cialis tabs/ Pen1s enlargement pills except the potential upside is much higher.

      I mean normally you're going to sic your lawyers on the spammers, but now our lawyers ARE the spammer (no Soviet Russia gags please).

      Put the RIAA on the NO SPAM list and you'll be fine.... or did I miss something?

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  4. RIAA's investigative methods by bombboyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't this prove something about the RIAA's investigative methods? Let's assume that the woman is telling the truth, she has in fact never touched a computer in her life, therefore she has not downloaded the music in question. Meaning she has been FALSLY IDENTIFIED by the RIAA's investigative methods (whatever those may consist of).

    My question is, now that this obvious inconsistency has been exposed, what does this mean to those that have already been convicted? Isn't it to say, if you incorrectly fingered this woman as a pirate, how can you prove that you accurately identified me as a pirate?

    1. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by Carthag · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can't even begin to figure out how they would identify her as a "pirate". I thought they usually went by IP addresses and such, but how can you tie one to someone who doesn't have a computer?

    2. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by HappyEngineer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Has anyone been convicted? I thought that all of the RIAA cases were either settled or dismissed. Has any of these cases gone the distance?

    3. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by n54 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Doesn't this prove something about the RIAA's investigative methods?"

      1. Rip pages out of telephone directory
      2. Pin to wall as darts target
      3. Throw dart
      4. Sue based on the result
      5. Profit!!!
      (6. Repeat)

      A tried and true business method :)

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    4. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by Loconut1389 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      identity theft perhaps? (i dunno, just a possibility)

    5. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by Duhavid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Name similarity.

      My mother used to get all kinda of harrasing phone calls
      because there was a women on her street with the same
      first and last name. The collections people would
      see on in ,
      and that was that.

      And they would always assume that what she was telling them
      was a lie to get them off her back.

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    6. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by mano_k · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I remember reading about someone working for one of the big record labels in Germany letting something slip about the RIAA's tactics.

      He hinted that it was in their interessed to create such absurd cases so their "hunt for pirates" stayed in the news. If nothing like that happens, people will forget the whole thing and start downloading again, as the papers will not print headlines "RIAA still hunting!" a few month after the first anouncements.

    7. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by Kuukai · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Presumably the RIAA actually offers "overwhelming evidence" against the people it brings to court, which probably amounts to a fast-talking lawyer. I wish she would have waited until the last possible minute to disclose this piece of information before court, once the RIAA had its (marked) cards on the table she might have caught them lying through their teeth. Actually, I'm not quite sure how the process works, it's probable the RIAA needs to submit that evidence in order to accuse her. In which case, I hope the judge looks over the RIAA's papers very carefully...

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    8. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by shark72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Let's assume that the woman is telling the truth..."

      "My question is, now that this obvious inconsistency has been exposed..."

      The page linked to is that of the woman's lawyer. "Let's automatically believe something the lawyer said" is the last thing I'd ascribe to the typical Slashdot reader. The fact that you're doing so, you're openly admitting it, and you're +5 is really quite astonishing. Well done, my good man. But in case you (and the people who modded you up) weren't aware, of course her lawyer is going to try to convince people that she's innocent. That's what lawyers are paid to do.

      "Isn't it to say, if you incorrectly fingered this woman as a pirate, how can you prove that you accurately identified me as a pirate?"

      The proper thing to do is to judge each case on its own merit. Some people the RIAA have sued have been caught red-handed. In other cases, there was a mistake. Again: judge each case on its own merit. This is how you would want to be treated if you were brought into court for anything, isn't it?

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    9. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by Plunky · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, I'm not going to inquire what kind of social life *you* have if you claim to know plenty of 80 year olds in nursing homes..

      but funny aside, I am half that age and I listen to the radio, I prefer it to TV too!

    10. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by bm_luethke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The page linked to is that of the woman's lawyer. "Let's automatically believe something the lawyer said" is the last thing I'd ascribe to the typical Slashdot reader. The fact that you're doing so, you're openly admitting it, and you're +5 is really quite astonishing. Well done, my good man. But in case you (and the people who modded you up) weren't aware, of course her lawyer is going to try to convince people that she's innocent. That's what lawyers are paid to do."

      That's silly. First off Lawyers aren't supposed to lie. Yes, I know like any human they are motiated by money to some extent, but the original poster said "Let's assume" which means - well - to assume it's the truth. Given his statement if it turns out to be a lie then the rest is worthless. Like any "If..then.." statement the later clause is only relevant if the "if" part is true. That's basic programming logic and as a slashdot user I'n shocked you don't see this. It's amusing that you want the RIAA to have every case stand on it's own but lawyers in general to be derided. There is no reason to believe that this lawyer told the truth or lied, so for the sake of the original poster lets assume that he told the truth. In fact, based on your own logic you shouldn't have any rael opinion.

      "The proper thing to do is to judge each case on its own merit."

      Really, do you truly believe this? If so, were I the RIAA, I would sue everyone. Those innocent would go free, those guilty would face the consequences. I'm not anti-corperation by any means (not even anti-RIAA either), but I'm anti-stupid lawsuit (nothing says the RIAA can not become a useful member of society and I wish it would). The RIAA has shown in the past a willingness to blanket sue which should be punishable. Your past actions should be part of the lawsuits. Of course, if you are guilty then what you say is true (because the prosecution has a vendetta is no reason to get off if you broke the law), but in the case of the blatantly innocent and negligent lawsuit it *should* be part of your past history that you are willing to blanket sue. It becomes important then. A simple "Each case on it's own" only works in the case where each participant is acting in good faith, once one side doesn't it needs to be punished.

      "This is how you would want to be treated if you were brought into court for anything, isn't it?"

      No, after being the 100'th person who is wrongly accused and had to spend 10's of thousands in lawyers fees I would like the court system to slap the prosecution down. Wouldn't you rather that happen if you were one in a long line of wrongly accused?

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    11. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Funny
      He hinted that it was in their interessed to create such absurd cases so their "hunt for pirates" stayed in the news. If nothing like that happens, people will forget the whole thing and start downloading again, as the papers will not print headlines "RIAA still hunting!" a few month after the first anouncements.


      That's it! I want to sue the RIAA for deliberately trying to cause global warming!

      Proven past refute by my religion:
      http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/001857.php
    12. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by Jack+Taylor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Reminds me of my boss, who goes by the name of John Shuttleworth. Now, he lives in a flat on the ground floor of a house which he owns. He rents the flat above to his nephew, who goes by the name of *drumroll* John Shuttleworth. We call the nephew "Junior" as a rule. Anyway, Junior went bankrupt due to some bad business decisions, and suddenly John Senior found himself not being able to use his credit cards anymore. He only managed to get them back after several heated phone calls...

      They did give him £50 (I think that was the amount) when they found out they'd got the wrong guy. I can sympathise with the bank though - same name, same address, must be the same person, right?

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    13. Re:RIAA's investigative methods by MECC · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Name similarity."

      That's how the terminator did it....

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  5. TV License Parallel by chris_bloke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reminds me of a colleague back in the UK who was taken to court for not paying his TV license fee - when asked what his defence was he responded "I don't own one".

    Apparently the judge was not amused with the prosecution for not having bothered to do even this minimal check!

    If this is the case (pardon the pun) with this action then I hope the RIAA get a really embarrasing and well publicised dressing down. Shame on them.

    1. Re:TV License Parallel by alan.briolat · · Score: 5, Informative
      ... I hope the RIAA get a really embarrasing and well publicised dressing down.
      Yes, we could hope that. The same way we hope for it every other time they do something REALLY stupid. Instead they will most likely drop charges, pay fees, and make up some story about how they were the "good guys" in all this allowing this person to not be financially ruined. If it was a normal person bring a claim against the defendant, it would be thrown out, but the RIAA keeps a few people in the legal system employed with the number of high-profile cases they keep bringing, so it isn't in their (the court's) best interest to publically humiliate one of their sources of work.

      In a fair world this would be subject to a painful (for the RIAA) counter-suit. But then again, in a fair world you wouldn't have corporations running around bankrupting whoever they felt like just to make an example of them in the first place.

      I for one welcome our new Corporate Overlords! Oh, they aren't new...
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    2. Re:TV License Parallel by 15Bit · · Score: 5, Funny
      I remember a friend got a uk speeding ticket with a similar absence of checks. The events went along the lines of:

      1. Fixed penalty ticket arrives.

      2. Friend posts back a denial that he was not at the stated place on the stated day.

      3. System replies, stating that his blue whatnot car with registration plate XYZ was clearly photographed by a speed camera at given location. Please see included picture.

      4. Friend replies again, stating again that he was nowhere the place and could they please review included picture of Red MOTORCYCLE, registration XYZ.

      5. Silence.

    3. Re:TV License Parallel by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know someone who regularly gets parking tickets, speeding fines and London "congestion charge" tickets posted to him. This is, of course, traced to him through the vehicle's registration number. The vehicle in question is an old tractor, which lives in a hedge on his farm, and indeed has done for 20 years or so.

      You'd think they'd be able to catch the black BMW with the same registration number as a 1950s Fordson tractor, wouldn't you?

  6. not having ever used a computer by pintomp3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    i'm assuming she doesn't have broadband either. what ip address did they use to find her? just goes to show how stupid these lawsuits are.

  7. Will this work?? by MagicDude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can this work? The entire request to dismiss the case was one paragraph, with only one sentence stating that the defendant never used a computer. Wouldn't some investigation or proof be required in order for a case to be dismissed?

    1. Re:Will this work?? by judmarc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it's not a motion to dismiss, but a motion for summary judgment. That's a key difference. A motion to dismiss would *admit* everything the RIAA says, then contend it still doesn't have a case - so no necessity for evidence, because there are no facts in dispute.

      Where a motion to dismiss says, in effect, "Even if you're right, so what?", a motion for summary judgment says "We'll show you facts that are so clear we don't even need to go through the hassle of a full trial." Then you provide evidence (usually by means of an affidavit or some other way short of the full trial-witness-cross examination thing). If the other side can't seriously dispute those facts, and those facts indeed add up to "You win!", cool - you've just saved everyone the time and expense of a full trial.

      Yes, IAAL.

  8. Don't jump to conclusions by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    This woman does laundry a lot and has no dryer, so she hangs her clothes to dry. When the RIAA said she was using an "online distribution system" to make plaintiff's music files available, they were not referring to a computer; what they meant was that she is often heard whistling copyrighted songs while she hangs clothes on the line; hence, "online distribution system." Typical slashbots rush to this criminal's defense when it is clear she was openly and shamelessly stealing music and she was caught red-handed. Meanwhile, the RIAA music executives are being deprived of a living (or at least of a third yacht) thanks to the lawless actions of such criminals. Eventually this will kill music, as the RIAA warned us about home taping so long ago -- why would an artist bother creating or recording new songs when any old lady can just come by forty years later and whistle it without paying the company that distributes your cds a dime?

    1. Re:Don't jump to conclusions by Loconut1389 · · Score: 5, Funny

      her neighbor listens too, thus, public exhibition- an even more severe offense.

  9. Re:Oh come on by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'll believe anything the RIAA says before I believe a person could live a life without ever once using a computer.

    My in-laws (67 & 72 years old, born in Malaysia) have never used a computer of any kind, other than pressing the walk button at traffic lights, playing poker machines and playing video tapes and DVD's on normal consumer equipment set up by myself or another relative.

    Maybe you were joking and I missed it. Lots of older people that I can think of would never use any kind of personal or work computer.

  10. hasn't used a computer yet by pintomp3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    but 3 albino kids soaking in water told the RIAA that this woman was planning on buying a computer to pirate music so they sent tom cruise after her. thank god for these pre-emptive lawsuits!

  11. IP by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah but when they come to break down your door they need a geographic address, not an IP address -- presumably the address you signed up for your ISP with. So most likely the actual pirate here signed up for an ISP using her home address and name.

  12. It just goes to show you ... by DrJimbo · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... nobody expects the RIAA inquisition!

    Perhaps this is part of a campaign to instill fear in the hearts of the "guilty" by first stringing up a few obviously innocent people.

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  13. Goes to show by laughingcoyote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many times have they said "Well if you don't want to get sued, don't download music!" Explain that statement, in light of THIS!

    I hope the court really slaps them one over this. It's clearly shown that they're not doing the most basic of fact-checking. (I mean, come on now, for godsakes, a dead woman, and now someone who's never used a computer at all?) Where did they pull the IP address out of -this- time? (Never mind, I don't want to know.) This is a massive waste of her time and that of the court, and I hope they get slapped with a good bit worse then attorney's fees. All their suits should be dismissed with prejudice after this garbage.

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  14. Truth in blurb? by beoswulf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, did I read the correct story? So she may have never used a computer, but I assume she is paying for the cable or dsl service that is likely attached to her television or phone bill? Or a child used her credit card to open an AOL account... And that there is someone in her household who uses the internet she is paying for to share music on p2p? That happens all the time in these cases. A kid shares the music and the parent is blissfully ignorant. The way the blurb is phrased sounds like it was written by Pravda. Is there another article with more details?

    1. Re:Truth in blurb? by shark72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Okay, did I read the correct story? So she may have never used a computer, but I assume she is paying for the cable or dsl service that is likely attached to her television or phone bill? Or a child used her credit card to open an AOL account... And that there is someone in her household who uses the internet she is paying for to share music on p2p? That happens all the time in these cases. A kid shares the music and the parent is blissfully ignorant. The way the blurb is phrased sounds like it was written by Pravda. Is there another article with more details?"

      THANK YOU.

      I have no idea what the full story is here. None of us do. But what I do know is that the page linked to in the writeup is that of the defendant's lawyer.

      It's the lawyer's job to convince you of their client's innocence. They don't need to be fair and balanced. They don't even need to be accurate, if it promotes their agenda and helps them win the case.

      It's really quite sad that so many people are reading a statement by a lawyer handling a case -- and thus whose motivation should be clear -- and are just swallowing it like it's gospel truth. Slashdotters are usually smarter than this.

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  15. Similar to earlier case by SiliconEntity · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This has similarities to the Santangelo case we discussed last year. There, the mother of four denied that she had ever used a file sharing program or downloaded any of the music the RIAA claimed.

    Here is an article that describes recent news in that case:

    http://www.forbes.com/business/energy/feeds/ap/200 6/01/26/ap2481064.html

    However her defense has changed slightly:
    The Wappingers Falls woman says she never downloaded any songs and if it was done on her computer by her children or their friends it's the fault of a file-sharing program for allowing them to do it.
    Ah, yes... the old "it's the fault of a file-sharing program for allowing them to do it" defense. I wonder how well that one will fly.

    Apparently Santangelo is receiving all kinds of donations from big hearted Internet file traders but frankly it looks like money down the drain to me. There is no way she is going to win when she's already basically admitting that she failed to supervise her kids and their friends when they were using her computer.

    As far as this new case, who wants to bet that it won't turn out the same way? The lady maybe never touched the computer, but what about the kids? She's responsible for their actions! Saying "I didn't do it" won't help if it's your kids, like what appears to be the case with Santangelo.
  16. Re:I don't get it..... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This lawsuit must just be a mistake since the lady never used a computer. If that's the case, why is this even newsworthy? They probably just messed up. It happens. That's what independant judicial system is there for.

    For two reasons:

    1 - If this is a frivilous, baseless lawsuite in which the sued person is innocoent (extremely innocent, if one can use such a term), then how many other lawsuits, even those that have been extorted... urr... settled... were also made against innocent people?

    2 - Sure, the law of averages saw that eventually one might file a completely wrong lawsuit like this. But then how many lawsuits are the RIAA filing in order to be able to hit this long-long-long shot? This isn't just an "oops, we mispelled her last name" type thing. This is way, way, way to the edge of the curve. And that means, also according to the law of averages, that there are TONS of other suits they've filed that are also "not quite accurate".

    So, if it can be shown that the RIAA is filling a signifiant amount of lawsuits that range from innacurate to completely baseless, then what does that say about their abuse of the independent judicial system? It could leave them open for a massive countersuit on behalf of everyone who the RIAA has ever sued.

    After all, if THEY can file suits in a court system that enters guilty pleas without the need for "beyond a shadow of a doubt", why can't we? As long as we can show that it's plausible that the RIAA has been extorting people, then we can sue them for, shall we say $500,000 per person?

  17. Lost profits! by Nephrite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, if she never used a computer then she didn't buy any media or software, so media producers lost profits. That's even worse than pirates 'cuz hardware manufacutrers lose profits either! Jail her now.

  18. I know what they're really after.. by Kohaku+Nanaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since they first sued a dead woman for copyright infringement, and now they're suing a woman for the same thing that does not have a computer. I can put these facts together, and come up with this idea: The RIAA is really a ghost hunting organization. First the dead woman (a ghost!), and now a nonexistant computer (a ghost!). These clearly show their hidden agenda :)

  19. Google's Ironic Quote of the Day by rockwood · · Score: 4, Informative
    "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

    - Hunter S. Thompson

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  20. Cease and Desist by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny
    RIAA: 'la la la - I can't hear you!'

    Dear Steve:

    Greetings. I represent the RIAA. The song "la la la - I can't hear you!" is copyrighted by BMG, an RIAA member corporation. Your appropriation of the lyrics without permission of the copyright holder is in direct violation of Title 17 USC 101-810. Indeed, your transmission of said lyrics over the internet constitutes a distribution of copyrighted material, and your use of the "online distribution system" known as "slashdot" for your criminal activity amounts to conspiracy to commit copyright infringement. Moreover, the use of the "moderator" system to enhance the visibility and thus the distribution of our client's intellectual property multiplies the damages significantly. Please cease and desist in the use and distribution of our client's property or face legal action.

  21. For a moment, imagine she had by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's imagine 2 things for a moment. First, that she's an old granny of 80something, and second, that her grandson bought her a computer so she could stay in touch with him via e-mail.

    No, she didn't download. How could she? She has no idea how that machine works. All she knows is "click here, click there, write text, click here". But what do you think happens then?

    Search warrant, all her neighbors watching, realizing that the police is hauling stuff from her home. A computer? Oh, kiddy porn. After all, that's what you get to see on TV when they haul computers out of homes.

    Granny dealing in kiddy porn? How could she? But then, she's always been the quiet one... you know, gotta watch those creepy quiet ones...

    That lady better be VERY glad she doesn't have a computer! Own a computer, hook it to the 'net and you're already with one foot in the prison. But nobody cares when you own 10 guns and an artillery piece...

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  22. Simple ... pick victims at random by KnightTristan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why would the RIAA actually bother to investigate what songs are downloaded and by whom? Too much trouble for them! Everyone has illegally downloaded before, right? So no one will ever notice if you just ...

    1. pick up the phone book and choose your victims at random.
    2. pick a few popular songs that everyone must have downloaded anyway
    3. ...
    4. profit!

  23. Not only cheating RIAA by GomezAdams · · Score: 3, Funny

    But also Bill Gates is due his $300 - $400 dollars for a computer operating system and a full office suite (plus anti-virus software) she should be using. What a thoughtless woman. She and her kind are resposibible for holding back the economy. Think of the starving Chinese children turning out computer boards and peripherals that are being denied their daily bowl of rice. Oh, the humanilty! Think of all those pimple faced kids in their first job at the local appliance stores being deprived of ales. And the ISPs not getting their share.
    What a shame. This woman and her kind are criminals. Let's round them up and send them all to re-education camps and force feed them computer classes until they change their anti-social behaviors.

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    1. Re:Not only cheating RIAA by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Think of all those pimple faced kids in their first job at the local appliance stores being deprived of ales.

            At first I thought this was a typo and you meant sales, but no, that's right, isn't it? Hehe.

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  24. That's easy by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know... like, how the hell does she pirate music and have meaningless arguments with strangers?

    You join either the Democrat or Republican parties and attend the party congress. You will get into plenty of meaningless arguments although some say the the patriotic music offered at these events tends to be a bit cheesy. If you want to get serious about meaningless arguments you can also run for the Senate. Be warned it is an expensive hobby and you have to have your moral backbone and conscience surgically removed.

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  25. World's fastest tractor :) by abelian · · Score: 5, Funny
    A couple of weeks ago in England: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/462695 2.stm

    A farmer from Wiltshire got a penalty notice accusing him of doing 85mph on his tractor in south Wales.

    His tractor, however, has a top speed of 26mph and has never been to Wales. Simple case of mistaken identity: automatic numberplate reader gets the plate wrong.

    The farmer's quote:

    "It's a good tractor, but not that good."

  26. Re:The odds are they would find copyright violatio by n54 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Good illustration with the pipe bomb example.

    The only thing I disagree with is the lynch mob because we simply don't need it, society already does something much more effective: blatantly ignoring misconstrued laws. It's not even civil disobedience simply the aggregate of common sense. Imho RIAA lost close to a decade ago and have since been involved in a protracted harakiri as they continue to sue willy-nilly while not managing to follow their own rules and seeing major artists publicly state their support for ordinary filesharing.

    I know it's little comfort for those unlucky enough to be affected by the death throes of RIAA. I know the justice system and most politicians are lagging at least 20 years behind society but that has always been the case and isn't any kind of surprise. If one tries to speed things up one should be very wary of doing more harm than good.

    Rant warning!

    RIAA really had/has no reason to fear individuals filesharing and should have jumped at this gratis opportunity for broad artist exposure and recognize the market for high-quality reasonably priced unobstructive digital formats. Instead of their centralized campaigns for a handful of artists they could have taken advantage of everyone promoting everyone for free and let the naturally popular artists rise instead of trying to manufacture them. If they had any business sense they would be actively promoting filesharing, making it easy for fans and casual listeners alike to support & pay those they enjoy, making it easy for artists and consumers alike to find each other and create communities. If they did all that they would be doing their job which boils down to having a living thriving music industry, as it is they're doing the opposite. They could still change course but they wont because they do not understand anything about their customers or the market. Businesses that have no clue about their own market disappear over time, I doubt the RIAA will exist in their present form come 2016.

    Wow I've got to add a rant warning at the beginning lol :)

    MPAA has tried to learn from RIAAs fiasco but the whole bizarre strategy of DRM, DCMA etc. is so fundamentally flawed that they can't have learned much. At the least they have not understood that the only people they punish with such strategies are their lawabiding customers and as such they're in practice fighting for "piracy" even if that's not their intent.

    RIAA & MPAA shooting themselves in the foot is too much of a mild description; they're repeatedly stabbing themselves in the chest and have been doing so for years -- noone survives that but luckily it has nothing to do with the continued existense of great music and movies as eventually the cash flows will just end up being rerouted around them.

    I'm eagerly avaiting the day a senators or congressmembers child/familymember is hauled in to court by the RIAA or MPAA, they share too. Hell, I'm pro-Bush but I'm sure there's at least one track on his beloved iPod that's "pirated" lol :)

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  27. Re:You certainly don't know how the law works. by arkhan_jg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Parents are liable for the behavior of their minor children. In your strawman case, the parents can, in fact, be sued for negligence.

    Yes, but that's because the parent has not been performing their duty of care - an offence for which they would probably be found guilty in my hypothetical. My point is that they are not guilty of the offence the child committed.

    If the police wanted to prosecute Ms Santangelo for negligance for allowing her child to use the internet unsupervised, that's one thing; but for the RIAA to be able to successfully sue her for Copyright Infringement, an offence she didn't commit, is another thing entirely, and wrong.

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  28. Robots are primarily used for destroying japan... by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 3, Funny
    If it is true that this woman has never used a computer, it is clear that this woman must be a cyborg. How else could she have downloaded all these songs and reproduce them in all that analog bliss with a 3-note range? *She* must be the computer doing all the downloading and redistributing, causing the decline of capitalism and the rise of Godless comunism.

    I advise that we send her ass to GitMo or Area 49 (used for cyborgs, not aliens, located in California, of course) for some serious probing- let Congressmen Conyers and Sensenbrenner plug her analog hole for a little while!

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  29. Free Range vs. Modern Husbandry by SeanDuggan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    RIAA really had/has no reason to fear individuals filesharing and should have jumped at this gratis opportunity for broad artist exposure and recognize the market for high-quality reasonably priced unobstructive digital formats. Instead of their centralized campaigns for a handful of artists they could have taken advantage of everyone promoting everyone for free and let the naturally popular artists rise instead of trying to manufacture them.
    While I want to agree with you, I'm going to have to call you on that. I suspect they make a lot more money by grooming particular artists and therefore knowing where their money will be coming from. To use an analogy, look at the state of animal husbandry. In medieval times, it was not uncommon to let your pig or cow free range for food. It was considered cheaper than providing for feed. Nowadays, I'm sure people would argue that it provides for a survival of the fittest, much as you state your idea regarding music. However, what typically happened was that there was little control over your animal and its productiveness. Your cow might be stolen by bandits. It might be shot by an errant poacher (or an earnest one). Even when it survived, you had no idea what it had been eating and who it was breeding with. And average production for those cows was small. With modern animal husbandry techniques, we now keep the naimals penned and well fed, control their breeding, and we wind up with cows who have easily 50 times the milk production of medieval cows. Right now, the RIAA has those penned and bred cows. They know they can milk those cows and be assured of a rich bounty because they bred them that way. And you're asking them to free range their artists? It's just not a smart move for them.

    I'm eagerly avaiting the day a senators or congressmembers child/familymember is hauled in to court by the RIAA or MPAA, they share too. Hell, I'm pro-Bush but I'm sure there's at least one track on his beloved iPod that's "pirated" lol :)
    Feh! Do you think their lawyers would let them get that far? I would not be surprised if they have a database of names which they automatically remove from consideration. At that, they probably do make a non-token effort to ascertain who's actually pirating out of the people they prosecute. It's only due to volume that we're getting these "never touched the Internet" people. If the RIAA were at all smart, they'd come out publically and state that this person was all a mistake and award her $500 worth of music from RIAA artists. It would be good publicity, the "we made a mistake and are making up for it" kind, plus it will cost them all of $5 plus shipping to do so, since they own the CDs.

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    1. Re:Free Range vs. Modern Husbandry by dwandy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      we now keep the naimals penned and well fed, control their breeding, and we wind up with cows who have easily 50 times the milk production of medieval cows. Right now, the RIAA has those penned and bred cows. They know they can milk those cows and be assured of a rich bounty because they bred them that way. And you're asking them to free range their artists? It's just not a smart move for them.
      An interesting analogy, 'cause I think it continues:
      Although the production quantities and profit have gone up for the farming conglomorates (from our moddern food production system), there is growing evidence that we are in essence poisoning ourselves. As an example, cows are fed steroids and antibiotics and these are then found in the milk. While this is good for the profits of large corporations, it doesn't do us any good. We can already produce more food than we can eat.
      So, the RIAA is able to control music production to their own enrichment. The cost that we are paying is that the human spirit, the soul, the whole reason humans make music in the first place is lost. In other words: the music supply is poisoned.

      The solution is to support free-range artists...

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  30. Sadly by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it doesn't matter.

    RIAA doesn't sue people for the money.

    It doesn't even sue people to get them to stop doing whatever they are supposedly doing.

    They sue them for the publicity.

    This is worse than mere barratry: the more outrageous the abuse of the legal system, the more it suits there purpose. They'd send a spurious C&D to a deaf vegan paraplegic nun who runs a homeless shelter, if they could find one. In fact, brazenly baseless accusations are better than substantive ones; it gets the point across without the expense of a trial.

    They're trying to establish a reputation like the La Cosa Nostra. And they want to use that reputation exactly the same way: to create de facto privileges that do not exist de jure, e.g. "You don't want to park there, that's Vinnie the Hatchet's spot."

    And you can't call them to task for their misappropriation of state machinery to despoil private individuals of their fundamental human right to be left alone; not without talking about it, which is exactly what they want you to do.

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  31. Hooray! Field Day! by l3prador · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lawyer: "When's the last time you used a computer?"
    Ms. Lindor: "Actually, I've never used one in my life."
    RIAA Lawyer: "OBJECTION, relevance!"

  32. Grammer Nazis by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 5, Funny

    When out in public how can you tell a Grammar Nazi by just looking at them?

    Simple, look for an adhesive label on their lapel with an upsidedown lower case 'e' on it.

    By their schwa-stickers ye shall know them.

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  33. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...the only reason there aren't more cases like this is because almost everybody is using P2P.

    Kind of like the old adage that goes something like "Discipline your child often. Even if you don't know what they did, they do." And no, I have no children. Yet. But it would seem clear that the RIAA really needs to look over their methods for collecting evidence. Didn't they end up suing a supposedly innocent Mac-user once, because they didn't realize that on a DSL or Cable subscription, you have dynamic IP? Maybe they need to be taught that *everybody* do not have computers, and *everybody* with computers are not using them to l33ch mp3s.

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  34. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by bosabilene · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the old days people had a way of dealing with people like the RIAA execs. They grabbed them, stripped them, beat them, coated them in tar and feathers. In other words they made a public example of them to discourage other similar-thinking assholes from doing the same thing. Are we too civilized for that today?

  35. I get the impression.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Funny

    this is just the ISP's playing games with the RIAA.

    RIAA: Give us the user of this IP address!!!
    ISP: Why?
    RIAA: We have the right to commit murder to prevent copying of our intellectual property under the DMCA! This IP was trading files! Give us the name or we'll kill you!
    ISP: [flips through phonebook.....] Ok, Ok...it was....Joe Schlabotnick, of 123 Main Street, Fukyusville, Montana.
    RIAA: Thank you. Well...not really. You should consider yourselves honoured to give us the information of your cruminal customer scum!
    ISP: Oh, we are....we are... [giggling in background]
    RIAA: SUESUESUESUESUESUE!!!! [Calls Joe Schlabotnick]
    Joe: Hello?
    RIAA: We know you are stealing our music using Napster! [whispering in background...What?...that's legal now....ok, then what's still illegal?......] using KaZaA, eMule, LimeWire, and Bearshare, all at once! You have no chance to survive make your time!
    Joe Schlabotnick: Huh? It couldn't have been me. I don't even own a computer.
    RIAA: What happen? Someone set us up the bomb!

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  36. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm starting to think the RIAA "investigators" pick people at random from the phone book ...

    Indeed, and once we see a lawsuit against Navin R. Johnson, well know for sure.

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  37. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by Sexc0w · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA Exec: "The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!"

  38. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by chicken_moo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    F*** the political correctness BS. That's probably the single biggest reason America is declining as much as it is today. If people would replace their PC attitude with some good old fashioned common sense (and the occasional tar-and-feathering of idiots who don't use common sense), this world would be a much better place.

  39. RIAA checklist by merc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Multiple "john does"...CHECK

    7 year old girl...CHECK

    A mother of four...CHECK

    Non computer users...CHECK

    Nuns...

    President bush...

    Lars Ulrich...

    Ourselves...

    God...

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  40. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny
    I prefer a sword duel.

    Of course, those work better when you are an immortal and, after your rival runs you through ten times without killing you, you can apologize for calling his wife a bloated warthog and bid him good day!

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  41. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by ars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Kind of like the old adage that goes something like "Discipline your child often."..."

    OMG that is the most horrible piece of advice I have ever heard. I hope you were using it sarcastically, because if you actually did that to a child you would have the most horrible miserable child on the face of the planet.

    Have you ever been punished for something you didn't do? You NEVER forget it, and you NEVER forgive either. It eats at you till you can find some way of revenge. I'll prove.... (most likely that I can do something really bad and get away with it, to balance out the unfair punishment.)

    And even if they did do some minor thing, if you constantly discipline someone, they never learn to discipline themself. You never trust them, so they never trust anyone else, and they never learn to contain themself either.

    At the most extreme you get kids like that elf on harry potter - they do something bad, and punish themself, then do something bad again. They never learn that it's bad to do something bad - all they learn is that if you get punished then the bad thing is neutralized.

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  42. Re:I'm starting to think the RIAA picks at random. by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny
    F*** the political correctness BS.
    LOL! You're railing against political correctness, yet you're censoring your own expletives? If you really don't give a fuck about that political correctness bullshit, spell them out!

    ; )
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