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Apple to 'Switch' to Windows?

JFlex writes "PC Mags writer John C. Dvorak discusses the idea that Apple may dump OS X and 'switch' to running Windows in a recent column: "The idea that Apple would ditch its own OS for Microsoft Windows came to me from Yakov Epstein, a professor of psychology at Rutgers University, who wrote to me convinced that the process had already begun. I was amused, but after mulling over various coincidences, I'm convinced he may be right. This would be the most phenomenal turnabout in the history of desktop computing.""

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  1. Dvorak: wrong, again. by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wow, a "professor" observed these things, Dvorak? Of psychology, no less? He must be right!

    Ok, let's see what you've got...

    Epstein made four observations. The first was that the Apple Switch ad campaign was over, and nobody switched.

    Um. Wow, okay.

    First of all, the Switch campaign was just an ad campaign. Ad campaigns come and go. Even successful ones. (Think "Be all you can be" or "Dude, yer gettin' a Dell!" And yes, those were both very successful campaigns.)

    Also, Apple marketshare, unit sales, profits, and revenues are at their highest ever, and growing at a faster rate than, for example, Dell.

    So, point 1, wrong.

    The second was that the iPod lost its FireWire connector because the PC world was the new target audience.

    First of all, this is completely irrelevant to any discussion about whether or not Apple might switch operating systems, which is what I thought we were talking about. FireWire, or the lack of it, has zero to do with Windows. Additionally, since all DV and HDV cameras and decks have FireWire and require its use as the primary - and usually only - means of video transport, FireWire isn't going anywhere on Macs in general anytime soon. Further, since all Macs since the Power Mac G4 (AGP Graphics) support USB booting, and since all new Macs and PCs are universally guaranteed to have USB 2.0, going with USB on the iPod and eliminating additional support chipsets for things like FireWire - especially on a peripheral - seems prudent.

    But I'm getting sidetracked by Dvorak, here, because the iPod not having FireWire is completely, utterly unrelated to any discussion about whether or not Apple might be switching to Windows.

    Point 2, wrong. Actually, not even wrong...just utterly irrelevant.

    Also, although the iPod was designed to get people to move to the Mac, this didn't happen.

    Um, no. The iPod was designed to be a product that, you know, sold well. Which it, you know, did. Wildly so.

    This whole "iPod was deisgned to sell Macs" business was a fantasy created by press and analysts who attribute that guess to Apple as if it were their sole intent. So we'll just ignore that the iPod is one of the most successful consumer products ever, and at the same time say it failed at some imaginary goal and purpose that there is no solid proof Apple ever created it for.

    And on top of it all, most of the anecdotal evidence suggests that the "halo effect", as it were, actually works in some areas, at least marginally. To say nothing of the fact that, as I said before, Apple marketshare, unit sales, profits, and revenues are at their highest ever.

    Point 3, wrong in both premise and substance.

    And, of course, that Apple had switched to the Intel microprocessor.

    Ahh, Dvorak must be feeling emboldened by his decade-plus of wrong predictions that Apple was on the verge of switching to Intel finally coming true.

    There are many, many reasons Apple switched to Intel, all discussed ad nauseum elsewhere. "Switching to Windows" isn't one of them. Has Dvorak missed the amount of time, secrecy, and effort Apple has put into keeping it's options open for Mac OS X to run on alternate hardware platforms? Christ, Dvorak.

    To say nothing of the fact that if Apple's secret purpose was to start a switch to Windows, you'd think they'd have at least made it possible to, oh, I don't know, RUN WINDOWS on the Intel-based Macs easily, which isn't possible at this time?

    Point 4, wrong again. Well, at least Dvorak's consistent, if anything.

    Dvorak is also actually missing the biggest play for Apple here: being able to run Windows and other x86 OSes in virtualization . That would be the holy grail for many academics, researchers, scientists, and other users, most of whom use Macs because they don't want to use Windows. With hardware partitio

    1. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Epstein made four observations. The first was that the Apple Switch ad campaign was over, and nobody switched.

      I switched. 3 other people in my office switched. Whats he talking about?

      Seriously, in December 2004 there were no Mac owners in my office, then I got an iBook (always wanted to play with OSX), and within a month two other people had purchased various Macs based on my purchase. Then 3 months ago someone else purchase a powerbook, again based on the experiences of us owners in the office.

    2. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      remember this is Dvorak.

      He Claimed up until the Day they announced it that Apple will never do a Video Ipod.

      Hell Dvorak did not even go to CES and yet he still wrote about it.

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    3. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by jtorkbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To say nothing of the fact that if Apple's secret purpose was to start a switch to Windows, you'd think they'd have at least made it possible to, oh, I don't know, RUN WINDOWS on the Intel-based Macs easily, which isn't possible at this time?

      Couldn't this be an intermediate step? Plus, they can get royalties from Microsoft when they release 'Windows Vista for Macintosh' with support for the hardware. That way they don't get stuck having to support BIOS and all that - they get to do it their way.

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    4. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Transeau · · Score: 2, Informative

      a bit more on your points... I bought an iPod... About 6 months later I sold my Dell Latitude D505 notebook and bought a PowerBook G4. This was about the same time as the "Switch" ads.... So, Points 1 and 3 are just lame. No firewire? Moron... USB is cheaper than firewire to implement. and, IIRC the chips are smaller and use less power. Not to mention that USB2 is faster than 1394a. just my $0.02

    5. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, lets not even mention the fact that Apple switching to windows makes no sense at all. If the machine is running windows, then why even buy the machine? You might as well buy a Dell. Or if you're going to spend extra money, buy a Falcon Northwest or an Alienware PC. The reason that people buy macs is because they want a mac. I don't think very many people would buy a mac just for the way the box looks.

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    6. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by HardCase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I sort of switched. I bought a Mac Mini last week because I'm tired of my wind tunnel of a PC in the living room. The PC is back in the office where it belongs, I still have my Toshiba notebook, but most of my work is done on the Mini. With 1GB of RAM, it's really quite a good performer - not on par with the AMD64 that it "replaced", but fast enough. And small. Very, very small.

      Oh, and I have to say that Entourage is aces.

      -h-

    7. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I switched. 3 other people in my office switched. Whats he talking about?

      Me too. I think the best response with Dvorak is just to ignore him, but unfortunately Slashdot keeps printing his rubbish.

    8. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by jdb8167 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One question of Dvorak. If Apple were contemplating this, why would they make it so difficult to install Windows on the new Intel Macs?

    9. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, they didn't "make it difficult". In fact, they've done nothing to prevent the installation of any alternate OS on the Intel-based Macs.

      The problem is that Apple's x86 platform is completely legacy free (BIOS/MBR/VGA) and uses all new platform technologies (EFI/GPT/UGA). Almost all current x86 OSes, and all current 32-bit versions of Windows, don't support these new technologies, effectively making it impossible to (easily) do anything with these OSes directly on the hardware. Now, this is going to change with Windows Vista, but still.

      But your point is still well taken, and one that I made in my own response to which you replied.

    10. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I switched too. Also, I was a (fairly) happy Windows and Linux user, the Mini was so cheap I thought I'd take a look at the machine, and OSX itself won me over. Then I bought a Mac for my sweetheart, and another for my youngest son. So that's three more new Mac owners in total here in my household. This had zero to do with the iPod and everything to do with the Mac Mini. I don't own an iPod; although I am a musician, I'm not fond of running about with earbuds or headphones.

      Also... truly, I cannot imagine for even one moment why Apple would want to switch to running Windows. They have no windows software to sell; they have no real hardware advantage to bring to that market. Not even looks. There are plenty of cool looking Intel platforms out there from the nutzo to the trim and stylish and everywhere in between.

      I can see why they might consider becoming a software only shop and stop making hardware — there are plenty of nice Intel-based platforms out there, and software margins are far better than hardware margins (speaking as a software vendor myself.) I'd be pretty happy running OSX on a Dell, for instance, and I think the number of people who might try OSX if they could legitimately install it on their PC is probably a very large number. But drop the software and keep the hardware? No. Don't think so. :)

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    11. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, the total market for pens is way more than cellphones, and we don't even want to get started on the total market for sheets of paper!

      Oh, wait. Maybe we weren't talking about communications tools, maybe we were talking about entertainment devices?

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    12. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by oudzeeman · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I had been interested in macs since OS X came out. My only previous expreince was using a iMac running OS 9 (I think) to digitize some video using iMovie. I hated that thing - I couldn't even browse the web while the video was encoding because it didn't have preemptive multi-tasking.

      I worked in the HPC area and got sent out to WWDC '04 because we were getting a 512 processor mac cluster (the ink was just drying on the PO when I flew out). I was a complete Mac newbie, but I was very impressed with everything I saw at the developers conference. As soon as the iMac G5s were available for sale I ordered one for my desk at work - that was my first Mac ever. I switched from a linux workstation to an iMac at work. Then I took another job at a large research lab with a good mix of windows and mac. My group was windows, but I was able to convince my manager I would be much more productive with a mac, so when I showed up to work I was the first person in the group with a mac - although I do have a P4 windows box under my desk to run a proprietary windows only managment app - which we are now talking about replacing with something that is cross platform :) Now I'm a hardcore mac fan.

    13. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by mauldus · · Score: 5, Informative

      USB 2.0 is slower than Firewire 400 in practice and uses more CPU. That 480Mbit/s is theoretical.

    14. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Has Dvorak missed the amount of time, secrecy, and effort Apple has put into keeping it's options open for Mac OS X to run on alternate hardware platforms? Christ, Dvorak.

      Actually, if apple were going to switch to windows, I don't see why they wouldn't do the whole intel + microsoft transition instead of swtiching to intel and then to windows. This is silly. You can argue G5's were not much faster or even slower than x86 chips, but Mac OS X is clearly ahead of windows.

      I wouldn't be surprised to see mac os x to change to another OS, though. Multiple core CPUs are there and the freebsd code injected in their mach kernel is know to have had some problems (just like freebsd 5.x) WRT. scalability. Is not that freebsd will never be fixed and that 6.x is not rocking already, but damn, solaris han been opensourced and it is one of the hottest events on the OS field in the latest years...I wouldn't be surprised that apple were considering to switch their freebsd code for solaris code

    15. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by kimvette · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's saying the 62 Chrysler would be really fast, but in the end it'll just crash. :-D

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    16. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by kimvette · · Score: 4, Informative

      That post should be +5 Informative - CPU utilization was always one of SCSI's biggest benefits over IDE (thank GOD the ATAPI folks have finally almost resolved that issue!) and it's the same with Firewire vs. USB - Firewire boasts a more SCSI-like architecture, including less dependence upon the CPU.

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    17. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by ericdano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. It's probably cheaper for iPods to just have ONE of the interfaces, and USB2 it is.

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    18. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's a totally braindead hypothesis.

      And at its core is seems to suppose that Apple WANTS to compete with Dell and Compaq. And that's what really strikes me as dumb: nobody in their right mind wants to compete in that arena. It's dead: it's low margin, it's totally saturated, and it's dominated by whoever can make the cheapest box and operate on the slimmest margins, with the most streamlined supply chain.

      It's a WalMart market, in other words. That's like the absolute antithesis of everything Apple. Apple does fat profit margins on low-volume niche machines. They're a big fish in a small pond, and they do very well by it. Why they'd want to be the same small fish, in a much bigger, FAR more brutal pond, I cannot possibly understand.

      IBM, one of the biggest, longest-time players in the PC arena, dumped it's PC division last year, and sold it to the Chinese. Why? Because margins were too low and demand wasn't strong enough to give them a healthy profit off of what they were selling: high quality laptops and desktops. People aren't willing to pay a premium for PCs anymore, unless you can really do something to distinguish yourself. Alienware manages to do it, but just barely (and you get a lot of people criticizing them for being expensive, too); Apple wouldn't be able to compete as just a hardware company in the commodity arena.

      It's stupid to even think it. I knew Devorak was a publicity whore, but this is just retarded. Anyone who's ever taken a single business class in their life, or who even has a basic understanding of the PC market today, knows it would be a suicidal move.

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    19. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dvorak revealed this ridiculous column topic last week on This Week In Tech, and even Leo Laporte turned to him and asked, "Are you nuts?" I knew as soon as Dvorak explained the subject of the column that it would probably get posted to Slashdot even though it's just crazy blather from the misinformed Dvorak. And it was. He's Jon Katz without the Slashdot employment.

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    20. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by finnif · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, Apple marketshare, .... [is] at their highest ever

      Surely you're not considering the early 80s in that assessment. Apple dominated marketshare then.

    21. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by OS24Ever · · Score: 2, Informative

      I switched in 2002. the iLife (as they were later called) got me interested and buying my first Apple product in my lifetime.

      A powerbook, and an iPod followed about four months later when my wife got tired of me using 'her computer' as I told all my geek friends.

      Kinda like getting caught riding a moped at first, but now it's not that big of a deal. I remember the first time I got Tomcat running on it, that shut up the guys that were mad at me for dumping Linux as a desktop client (2002 again mind you, i'm sure things have changed)

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    22. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Kolisar · · Score: 3, Insightful


        I switched. 3 other people in my office switched. Whats he talking about?
      I hate to add another "Me too" post but I also switched, and I work for a major PC manufacturer. By showing a few other people my PowerBook I have convinced four other people to switch (and get iPods, but that is another story). I am starting to think that Dvorak writes these articles so someone pays attention to what he is writing, like a small child who is not getting enough attention so s/he misbehaves to get the only type of attention s/he can.

    23. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by AJWM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to mention that USB2 is faster than 1394a.

      Not really. Sure, the basic specs say USB2 is 480 Mbps while 1394a is 400 Mbps, but when you add in protocol overhead and especially when you start adding stuff on the bus (1394 can do peer to peer, USB can't, 1394 also handles the bus better), the throughput is better for 1394a. And of course 1394b blows it out of the water (granted, there's still not much 1394b around).

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    24. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Shag · · Score: 5, Funny

      He Claimed up until the Day they announced it that Apple will never do a Video Ipod.

      No, no, that was Steve Jobs. :)

      Dvorak has a reality distortion field too, but he's got it on backwards, so it only distorts reality for him, obviously.

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    25. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by jeff67 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You almost explained Dvorak's off-the-wall comments yourself:

      Um, no. The iPod was designed to be a product that, you know, sold well. Which it, you know, did. Wildly so.
       

      Dvorak's column is: "...designed to be a product that ... sold well"
    26. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Smurf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I switched. So did my wife and kid. Then we all switched back to Windows. It had everything to do with subpar performance of the G4 vs. a modern Athlon processor ...

      Well, the switch to Intel closes that gap significantly. In the notebook area, (and I guess you are talking about notebooks because the desktop G5's were introduced years ago), the gap may even be reversed now.
      ...as well as Apple's complete lack of customer support for anyone with even a month-old product that doesn't buy their $300+ AppleCare extortion^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hwarranty.

      Apple's standard warranty is one year, not one month. This makes me believe that you're trolling.

      (By the way I did switch from Windows to Mac two years ago. My experience has been so positive that four other people have switched after me, and all of them are quite happy. I'm still immersed in an almost 100% Windows environment and have to use Windows frequently, so I still know what it feels to be a Windows user... and I don't think I will ever buy a Windows machine again.)

    27. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Gulthek · · Score: 4, Informative

      You get Applecare for a year, not a month. Even without Applecare there are options.

      I bought an ibook used from my brother in law, when I had a problem I took it to the Apple store's genius bar and got excellent support and was never asked for a proof-of-purchase or warranty.

    28. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by kernelfoobar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's my take on that 'analogy':

      Linux/Unix is like a classic muscle car, loud, crude with raw power, often customized, sometimes not too pretty, but kicks ass; the essence of what a car should be. However, not everyone likes it because there's no A/C or power windows or GPS navigation or some other crap.

      Windows is like a SUV, bloated, gaz guziliing, thinks its safe and secure but is a danger to the public. Most people don't need it but everyone wants one.

      Mac OS (before Intel chips) is like nice luxury car. Looks good, well made, just works, lotsa bling bling, but damn too pricey. For 'professionals' with money to spend.

      my 2 cents

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    29. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Firehed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd be pretty happy running OSX on a Dell, for instance, and I think the number of people who might try OSX if they could legitimately install it on their PC is probably a very large number. But drop the software and keep the hardware?

      While I totally agree, it's supremely unlikely. Why does Windows have so many problems and why does OSX have so few? It's not pisspoor or great coding (though it certainly could affect things) - it's the hardware. Hardware that Apple has to support is 100% controlled by them - it's a limited number of configurations, and they can do extremely thorough testing to ensure proper compatibility and whatnot. One given motherboard on a Windows setup probably has more different possibilities than the entire history of Apple products, and there are dozens of motherboard manufacturers. So instead, they rely on third parties writing the drivers, and if they can afford it, MS will test them and give them a little digital signature making you feel all well and good installing them.

      I'm sure OSX has its share of problems too, but when you consider the matter, writing OSX compared to writing Windows is like the difference between writing a review of a drill versus a review of every power tool ever invented. It's just easier to write for a controlled hardware set (anyone who worked with QBasic back in the day could well remember this, as timers were based on clock frequency rather than an actual clock, thus you'd have to modify a program in order to use it on a different comp)

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    30. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, once again, he is wrong. Dvorak just doesn't know when to shut his mouth, does he? I mean enough is enough for real...

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    31. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Lord+Brandon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dvorak is just trolling. People are putting way too much thought into his comments.

    32. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I clicked on the link and I got this


      Active Server Pages error 'ASP 0126'

      Include file not found /article2/0,1895,1923151,00.asp, line 377

      The include file '/component/util_generate_article_discussion_info/ 0,1460,a=171069,00.asp' was not found.


      Hmm, so the server running Windows can't show me the article about why Apple is about to switch because of an ASP error. Irony or what?

      Yeah, I know it's probably operator error, the irony would be stronger if it was ActiveX component can`t create object
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    33. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by suzerain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally, I think Dvorak is a fucking genius. Every time he writes sone inane babble, he gets his employers a TON of traffic, and then he just gets to go home and have a beer and watch all the idiots on slashdot actually try to argue with his ridiculous ideas.

      Keeps him employed, and keeps those ad sales people happy.

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    34. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by supradave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've switched. Unfortunately, I had to purchase an old candy-colored iMac off eBay for my daughter, but my wife is througholy entrenched in the Mini. My son even wants one now too.

      I'm a convicted Linux bigot, but I have seen where OSX would make my life easier if everyone I knew that ran computers would run a Mac. I will never recommend Windows to anyone ever again because of the ease with which OSX works for me.

    35. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by biglig2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If your Toshiba fell under a bus tomorrow, and you had the money to replace it, would you buy a Mac or a Windows machine? That is perhaps the true test. (Leave aside issues of waiting for a wider range of Intel MacBooks)

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    36. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by ben_rh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yep, I'm in pretty much the same boat.

      In fact, I prove him even wronger, because I slid down the iPod-to-Mac slippery slope.

      It all started with a 3G iPod. That led to a Mac Mini with a gig of RAM (made a huge difference from the 512MB I started with), an iPod Shuffle, and (once I'm rich enough) probably a Macbook.

      In other news, Dvorak is a jackass.

    37. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by stor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, and I have to say that Entourage is aces.

      Not if you have to support the fucker. It's a piece of shit.

      Cheers
      Stor

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    38. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by nikster · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... and I can't wait for Rob Enderle's response on that one!

      These two have totally cornered the market for "crazy talk that makes money if it only pisses off enough people who feel strongly".

      Dvorak is a master of deception - he still gets on /. despite the fact that everybody knows his shtick by now.

    39. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 4, Funny
      He's Jon Katz without the Slashdot employment.

      Ouch.

    40. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

      that all depends on the bus. If it was one of those VW mini-buses with an apple sticker on the back window, you better believe I'm not going Mac anytime soon.

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    41. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by TangoCharlie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your are just soo right! The guy's not an idiot (common misconception), he's a very clever jounalist. Off course he speaks complete crap, everyone knows he speaks complete crap, but he keeps on doin' his stuff.

      However, there is a tiny (tiny) little bit of truth in what he says.... sure at the moment, the Intel Macs can't boot directly into XP... but I'm pretty sure Microsoft will make sure Vista will boot smoothly. Just pop that little sucker DVD in there....

      Apple _might_ even offer to sell you Windows pre-installed (doubt it personally), but they're not going to stop anyone buying a Mac just because they want to run Windows on it.

      The question is: "Who in thier right mind would do such an insane thing?!" Well, I would. I'm a Mac fanboy and a Windows programmer. I'd lurv to make a nice shiny new Intel Mac on/under my desk rather than my stinky IBM! OK, it's not stinky, but it is noisy.... but then what do you (erm... I) expect it's a flippin' xSeries 206.... Anyhow, I'd much rather have a nice Mac there instead.... then when I'm a bit bored, I could just pop into MacOS X and make a nice little app for doing something and say, "Hey look, we support Macs now!"

      Na.... I'm wrong. Dvorak just plain out of his skull again. Oh well.

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    42. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. by Jezza · · Score: 2, Informative

      We're going to have to agree to differ about Windows and NeXTSTEP's stability.

      Comparing glibc and IE is comparing apples and oranges. With Linux you'd need to replace glibc with something that implemented the same functionality, but you can change the window manager or browser without difficulty.

      Cutting and pasting code isn't modularity - this is what Visual Studio encourages (code snippits). Simply put, nobody but Microsoft would even have thought to add such a feature.

      WMF needed extra patches applied if Office was installed - simply put the code was duplicated from Windows into Office. It should have been in a framework that Office called.

      This kind of "design" is totally different to Mac OS X - where there are modules and clear interfaces. Microsoft have said that Windows Vista is a total rewrite of Windows around these design ideas, clearly XP wasn't!

  2. Is it just my imagination... by Kelson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or is it only the ridiculous Dvorak articles that get posted on Slashdot?

    1. Re:Is it just my imagination... by pimij · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dvorak the media whore! Another attempt to generate web traffic and thats it. Apple has invested way to much time and effort into an OS to just dump it because they switched chips.

    2. Re:Is it just my imagination... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does he have any non ridiculous ones?

      (As a side note, what's he on? It must be some good stuff for him to think this ever held sense.)

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  3. I don't agree at all by GoMMiX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If apple switched to Windows they would strictly be overpriced hardware.

    Period.

    1. Re:I don't agree at all by edmicman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly. How would it be different from buying, say, an Alienware PC?

      Why is this front page news? And where's my "report as lame" button?

    2. Re:I don't agree at all by ajs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're ignoring the point here. I'm not saying that Apple would do this, but if Apple were going to switch to Windows, they would switch to Windows in the same way that they switched to BSD. Notice, if you will, the vast difference between MacOS/X and FreeBSD. You would be talking about a hybrid OS that used Cocoa (certainly, since that's Apple's branding, not to mention a develpment platform that all of their best add-on software retailers are writing to) on top of the NT "micro"kernel in the same way that Win32 was slapped on top of NT back in the beginning.

      Side note: I went to an NT internals talk at USENIX back just before NT came out, and the guy from MS actually made it sound cool. It was the kind of OS that we'd all wanted to see someone do: a true successor to Unix and VMS. Sadly, it seems that they ran out of time, and instead of the elegant integration of Windows as a multi-subsystem, pluggable userspace suite, they slapped Win32 on top of the increasingly innaccurately named "microkernel" and hosed the whole thing. It was barely possible to tell, when released, that below the layers of caked-on mud was the heart of an interesting OS. I almost cried for as long as it took me ot go back to my little Slackware system.

      But, I always remember that, and I always remember that SOMEONE COULD do that work still, and NT could become the heart of a truly interesting OS. Would Apple do it? Almost certainly not, but they COULD, and they are partly owned by MS (am I the only one who remembers that deal?)

    3. Re:I don't agree at all by EvilSS · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly! There would be no reason for Joe Sixpack to buy an Apple that ran Windows when he could get a Dell cheaper. The appeal of Apple is not their hardware, it's the OS that runs on it.

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    4. Re:I don't agree at all by legirons · · Score: 2, Informative

      "If apple switched to Windows they would strictly be overpriced hardware."

      Interesting idea. Especially as I'm typing this on a £400 Mac, which is roughly the same price as a low-end beige PC, about 1/4 the cost of a decent PC, yet smaller than "miniature" PCs costing £350 just for the case.

      I know Apple have long had a reputation for huge profit margins (not as bad as some, *cough*Acorn*cough*), but they're not exactly demanding the proverbial arm+leg for computers at the moment.

      As to why they'd want the most famously overpriced OS to run on their hardware, that's a different question. -- Windows: £360 just to have an OS capable of acting as a server?!? Apple can do that for £70, Debian will do that for free, and Ubuntu will not only do that for free, but will pay to send you the CD!

    5. Re:I don't agree at all by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I keep hearing this troll, but nobody ever proves it, and several price matches with Dell disprove it. What is "overpriced" about Apple's hardware? I'm paying for lots more features, much higher quality, and a much smaller form factor.

      OS X is icing on the cake as far as I'm concerned. Try an iMac sometime, it's the future of computer design today.

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    6. Re:I don't agree at all by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      > If apple switched to Windows they would strictly be overpriced hardware.

      You mean like the iPod is just an overpriced mp3 player? Hasn't stopped Apple from selling at huge margins based on a 'brand experience.' Same way Nike is just selling some fucking shoes.

      But no, I doubt Apple is considering switching to Windows yet. But it will probably happen eventually in spite of what His Steveness wants. Look at the market position they find themselves in.

      1. They are now, essentially, selling Dells in pretty cases. The legacy free nature of the current boxes will keep Windows off them for a year at best. Once Windows boots and runs most people will see Apples as pretty but overpriced Dells preloaded with OS X instead of Vista. Especially since the tales of OS X running on generic hardware will be widespread, even if many are total urban legend.

      2. Their business model demands they sell at what everyone else in the PC industry considers insane profit margins.

      3. Eventually everyone is going to realize that they ARE in the PC business.

      4. They have to sustain massive R&D expenses for OS X and spread it over a fairly small number of unit sales compared to the Beast in Redmond.

      Consider Point #2 in light of point #4. High unit costs + high profit markups. Ouch. Eventually at least one of those drags on sales will have to go. That only gives them a couple of options, all bad. Stagnate development on OS X to cut costs: die. Do some funky Open Source gambit: probably die. Adopt Windows: probably die. Do nothing: die slowly.

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    7. Re:I don't agree at all by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I keep hearing this troll, but nobody ever proves it, and several price matches with Dell disprove it. What is "overpriced" about Apple's hardware? I'm paying for lots more features, much higher quality, and a much smaller form factor.

      True, if you feature match, Apple is competitive with Dell, Compaq and company. However, Dell doesn't make me buy all the features. You can strip a Dell to get a lower initial entry cost. Compare a Mac Mini ($499, no monitor) to the bottom of the line from Dell ($349, including a 17" CRT) and you'll see where the price premium comes from. Nobody argues that Apple's features are overpriced -- it's the computer that is. If you don't use all the bells and whistles, why should you expect to pay for them? If you don't care that the Dell is 5x the size and sounds like a wind tunnel, why are you expected to pay more for the silent and svelte Mac Mini?

      OS X is icing on the cake as far as I'm concerned. Try an iMac sometime, it's the future of computer design today.

      OSX is the reason I have a Mac. The hardware is overpriced for my needs -- I don't use all the features I've got (honestly, how many iMac users will actually use the built-in camera?) -- but that's why eBay is doing so well. The MacOS, on the other hand, gives me the stability and power I grew accustomed to with Linux, with usability and maintainability which I couldn't have dreamed of.

    8. Re:I don't agree at all by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK, just went to Apple.com and looked at the base G5, then went to Dell and selected the base XPS. The XPS was cheaper, so I added some features to make the priced comparable. Note that I didn't complete the orders, so no shipping/support options looked at

      G5: $1,999.00
      XPS: $2,039

      G5: 2GHz Dual-core PowerPC G5
      XPS: Pentium® D Processor 820 with Dual Core Technology (2.8GHz, 800FSB)

      G5: 512MB 533 DDR2
      XPS: 2GB of same

      G5: 160GB Serial ATA Hard Drive (7200RPM)
      XPS: 250GB of same

      G5: NVIDIA GeForce 6600 LE 128MB
      XPS: 256MB PCI Express(TM) x16 (DVI/VGA/TV-out) nVidia GeForce 6800

      G5: no monitor
      XPS: 19 inch E196FP Analog Flat Panel

      G5:16x SuperDrive double-layer (DVD+R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW)
      XPS: Dual Drives: 16x DVD-ROM Drive + 16x DVD+/-RW w/ dbl layer write capable
       

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  4. mod article -1, troll by tpjunkie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, now that Apple is using x86 chips, they're going to abandon the one main thing that sets them apart (aesthetics aside) from every other box maker out there. As usual, Dvorak is talking out his ass.

    1. Re:mod article -1, troll by m50d · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That could have been said about the switch to x86. Or the switch from Nubus to PCI. Or the switch away from ADB. I could go on.

      Fact is, Apples have becoming more and more like standard PCs for the past decade at least. I see no reason not to expect this to continue - it seems to be working, and it almost certainly reduces their cost.

      However, I don't see Apple switching to Windows after the big success of the unix-based OSX. Rather, I think it's more likely that over time OSX will become closer and closer to the unicies we're familiar with. It will ultimately be better for Apple to have "unix program" and "mac program" be one and the same - because it will mean more developers, more software for the mac, and ultimately more hardware sales.

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    2. Re:mod article -1, troll by hahiss · · Score: 4, Funny


      Actually, if Dvorak were talking out of his ass, THAT would be interesting.

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  5. Professor in psychology by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny

    Want to give all of us some sort of shock treatment to see how bad we can react?

  6. If John C. Dvorak wants some attention.... by hazman · · Score: 4, Funny

    why doesn't he just go hunting with Dick Cheney?

    1. Re:If John C. Dvorak wants some attention.... by xaque · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dick Cheney doesn't go hunting- Dick Cheney goes killing.

  7. Totally lunatic... by Quebec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the weirdest idea... the day Apple will be "mainstreamized" this way will be the death of Apple. all other hardware cost less.

  8. In other news... by steveshaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    America to switch to the metric system and soccer is now America's favorite sport.

  9. I don't think so by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm about the furthest thing you can get from a Mac lover, but even I think there's no chance in hell. They were overpriced and underpowered even when they were at least unique on G4s. Now if they switched to Windows, there would be absolutely 0 reason to use them instead of buying a Dell, HP, or Gateway. The last thing any company ever wants is to compete in a commodity market, which is exactly what the Windows PC market is. Apple can't compete with Dell on price. It needs to keep its uniqueness, or its computer market is dead.

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  10. Typical Dvorak thoughtlessness and ignorance by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Dvorak seems to be convinced by this bozo that the GUI is the reason people choose the Mac over the PC, or that people choose PCs over Macs because of the availability of peripherals and drivers.

    Personally, I've always disliked the Mac look'n'feel, from the ugly Chicago fonts of old to the top-of-screen mighty morphin' menu.

    But Mac OSX has always had something the PC hasn't -- stability. And that's because it's designed into the OS from the ground up. Windows has always felt like stability was "grafted in" somehow, and it's never been a comfortable fit.

    Like most management, he gives no thought to stability or the correctness of the implementation. "As long as it's done, it's good enough." And it's that attitude that placed Windows exactly where it is, and why the Mac exists at all. It's not the "computer for the rest of us" -- it's the computer for the discerning crowd.

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  11. Nahh... by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just that all of his articles are ridiculous these days...

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  12. Yellow Journalist by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let me explain this to you: Dvorak is what's known in the industry as a "Yellow Journalist". Which is to say that he publishes sensationalist articles designed to elicit a reaction in his readership, despite having little to no facts to support his position. These authors are usually frowned upon by any publication with journalistic integrity. Since PC Magazine has none (and needs the readership), they continue to post his foaming-at-the-mouth drivel.

    Every once in awhile, Dvorak manages to hit upon a sensationalist story that's true by pure accident. This then convinces his "fans" that he knows what he's talking about. People then latch onto that single instance of "being right" to accept his pathetically low rate of correct predictions.

    Stop listening to this guy. Stop posting his articles. Ban PC Magazine for publishing this nonsense. Otherwise Slashdot becomes just as bad as Dvorak himself.

  13. That would be awesome! by rknop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That might finally stem some of the tide of people in Astronomy using Macs for everything... they'd then have to seriously consider Linux if they wanted something to be Unix-based.

    It would also remove Apple as the "other" platform. Right now, if asked "do you only support Windows," most people will say, "Oh, yeah, we support Macs too, so we support everybody." With Mac down the tubes, there is another obvious "second" desktop platform.... (And, by support, I'm not so much interested in software as I am in Internet hookups, going places and being able to hook in my laptop to a display, etc.)

    Too bad the whole thing is just one crack delusion.

    -Rob

  14. This is beyond stupid by Nice2Cats · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Two things are beyond me: How any sane person who has been following the history of Apple and knows about how they make money could assume this, and why Slashdot keeps putting this guy's stuff on the front page. I'm going to leave this to other people to tear up but not without pointing out one thing: Currently, that is OS X 10.4.5 vs. Windows XP, Apple kicks Microsoft's ass so bad it isn't even funny. Maybe Vista can catch up a little -- looks like a "Tiger" clone to me anyway -- but right now, no way. Apple can only charge their prices for top quality. Intel chips and OS X yes, but Intel chips and Windows, well, nobody fights Dell on their own ground and survives. Apple is very, very good at surviving.

  15. Apple to 'Switch' to Windows? by rs232 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What did Steve Jobs have to say when John C. Dvorak asked him to confirm this?

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  16. Yea right.... by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wrong answer.

    1. This would be a boon to Linux and a bust for Apple. $x % of people want to be different, and Apple would no longer be different. Or different enough. The GUI is not even close, nor the functionality when comparing the two OSs.

    2. OS/X is doing great because of the BSD roots, which benefits from Linux (and vice versa). More hardware makers are opening up their drivers. They have momentum already. And their stock price already reflects this.

    3. If it was only about "cool" hardware, Alienware would be larger and Dell's decidedly unsexy hardware would make them another mid-sized company. Cool helps, but there is no shortage of "cool" Wintel boxes, just of buyers.

    Sorry, but Dvorak must be jonesing for the hits only slashdot/digg can provide by putting out a story like this. Nothing to see, move along...

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  17. That's funny by Oz0ne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I recently switched from windows to mac. OSX was the primary reason I switched, secondary being quality control/limited hardware sets promote stability and reliability.

    I'm a windows developer by trade, I can't imagine going back. I cannot tell you how nice it is to go home to a computer that "just works", works intuitively, and elegantly after a long day FIGHTING with windows systems. Apple would lose a substantial portion of it's customer base and just become a novelty hardware dealer like alienware.

    His key points here on how "no one switched/came over because of the ipod" are just wrong. It's true it wasn't a groundswell, but apple's PC marketshare is growing at about 19%. That's pretty fast, and it's better than it was a couple years back.

  18. Re:correction to yours by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd like to see some of these cameras, since DV over USB isn't standardized and would be vendor-specific.

    The proper transport for DV has always been FireWire, and the only transport for HDV is FIreWire.

    Sure, you can *make* specialty drivers and software, and capabilities in the camera at the other end, that can let you transport data any way you wish...after all, it's just bits.

    But DV and FireWire are intertwined, at least for proper, full quality DV transport, and it will be that way for quite some time.

  19. Just a reminder by sg3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know that old expression: "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"? Just a reminder that there are 23 other hours in a day.

    This type of article is typical for Dvorak. Throw out a crazy statement with no justification, add some flame-bait ("fanatical users", "crazy"), and sit back smirking. In fact, I feel like we just went through this sort of thing.

    (Hey, even that old post mentioned a broken clock. I guess if you cross a broken clock with a broken record, you get Dvorak!)

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  20. Story restated for those who didn't RTFA by watanabe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Story restated

    John Dvorak continues to be the biggest idiot in the tech commentator business. He's been making stupid predictions since at least the '80s, and shows no sign of stopping now. Dvorak wishes he had 1/10th of Robert Cringely's wit and insight. We wish that Dvorak would start scorecarding himself the way that Cringely does, and give up so that he can do something else with his time.

    Okay, the story summary goes: Apple and Jobs have recently spent multi-tens of millions developing an Intel version of their operating system so that they can use Intel chips. Soon, they will throw away all that development work, infrastructure work, and vendor relationship work and just use Windows, maybe putting a pretty little 'Mac-a-like' face on top of Windows, because, wait for it, because: Steve Jobs wants to be just like Dell and Compaq.

    The ignorance beggars comprehension.

    As a comparison, Robert Cringely's prediction: free versions of OS X 10.4/intel given away on bootable ipods so that windows users can try mac for free (once 10.5 comes out.)

  21. Flawed... by SchrodingersRoot · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a huge difference.
    Switching to the metric system would be smart.

  22. I want what he's been smoking! He oughtta share. by mmell · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In a more serious vein, I can see another reason why this is incredibly unlikely . . .

    Anybody remember a few years ago, when Apple was circling the bowl? Microsoft was being raked over the coals by DOJ for antitrust issues, remember? That's when Mr. Gates and Company pulled a rabbit out of their hat by investing in (bailing out) Apple. In one stroke, Mr. G. had diversified his portfolio while preserving the one (semi-)serious competitor in the Personal Computer market, thereby giving the DOJ a face-saving way to quietly let the whole thing go (don't believe me? Why aren't there three companies headquartered at the Microsoft campus right now?)!

    Gates ain't gonna let Apple go Windoze - that'll land him right back in the hash with DOJ.

  23. Gil Amelio almost did this by eo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gil Amelio got pretty far along in high-level talks with M$ about using NT as the future platform for the Mac. Apple engineers even met with M$ engineers to discuss the details of what that switch would entail. Luckily, Amelio ended up not doing this, and the rest is history.

  24. A Professor of Psychology said it..... by The+Mutant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and a hack writer like Dvorak believes it.

    Must be true then.

  25. April already? by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a bit early yet isn't it? Is this just setup for a really good one on 4/1?

  26. Re:correction to yours by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Just to add more anecdotal evidence, my cable box has a USB 2.0 port for video streams, and no firewire port.

    Since USB 2.0 and firewire are roughly (within an order of magnitude) comparable in performance, why would a product developer choose to use the far more expensive firewire chipset? Especially when that presents difficulties breaking into the low-end PC market, where firewire is far from ubiquitous? That's even the reason we assume the iPod went to USB, was to break into the PC market.

    I think firewire is the Betamax of local connectivity. It may be technically superior, more convenient, [insert other advantages here] but it never had the industry backing of USB. Firewire will still hang around for a while because of the large amount of legacy video hardware using it, but it's only going to be present on higher-end PCs, kind of like a technologist's version of a VTEC sticker on a ricer. It's already a niche player, and the niche is growing smaller instead of larger.

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  27. Some more upcoming Dvorak articles... by Anonymous+Cowabunga · · Score: 2, Funny

    "How Apple is going to Screw Up Again"
    "OS X: The Worst Interface on Earth"
    "The iPod's Coming Disaster"
    "Why Linux will fail"
    "Why AMD Sucks"
    etc. ...if you didn't get it by now, Dvorak's only point is to get you to CLICK ON HIS ARTICLE. It really doesn't matter if he makes any sense or not, he just wants you to click on the article to increase his hits. Don't feed the trolls.

  28. Dvorak: wrong, again. So stop readin him by GreenPlastikMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes. Dvorak, wrong again. Who would have thunk it. The guy has come to his pseudo-fame by making outlandish tech predictions for decades. He probably started out as a decent writer who couldn't set himself apart from the 94083094583094853098509834905 other tech writers out in the late 80s. Then he realized that if he started making counter-intuitive predictions that would take two sides of a polarized debate in technology and make them go into a flame war about it, people would read his stuff.

    This is his job we're talking about. He's not some sort of tech-prophet. He's a writer. He sells words, regardless of their truth and even more so, regardless of his belief in their truth. The more people read his stuff, the more influence he gets, the more his predictions carry any weight, the more money he makes.

    If 2 billion people read Dvorak and all disagreed, he wouldn't care. He'd still get paid. As it stands, since all he is doing is predicting, he can't be wrong in the traditional sense, because he can simply say "Just you wait. You'll see!" And there's nothing we can do about it.... ... Except stop paying attention.

    1. Re:Dvorak: wrong, again. So stop readin him by desau · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, completely correct.

      What I don't understand is how the Slashdot editors continue to let his sh#@ get front page. It's just a huge troll article and the outcome is always the same. Can't the ./ ed's see that? Why do they keep posting this crap?

  29. iPod FW Comparison by Philosinfinity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An even stronger argument is comparing the iPod's loss of Firewire to the desktop loss of SCSI. If you remember, all old macs were SCSI only. Then the G3s came along, and they went IDE (standard config). Interfaces come and go. Products need contant review and revision to determine what will be most effective both in sales and performance. Apple's done this before, and they didn't switch to Windows then.

    1. Re:iPod FW Comparison by dafz1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, Apple first went to IDE three years before the G3s. Moving from SCSI to IDE was a good idea, that was brought about by both being a cost cutting maneuver(IDE drives were cheaper, so Apple could hit lower price points), and the realization that IDE was good enough for the home user.

      My theory on the Firewire to USB switch has more to do with design. Unless Apple went to the small 4-pin firewire interface, the nano wouldn't be so small with a standard 6pin Firewire interface. To be able to achieve the thin design, Apple had to go to a thinner interface, hence USB.

    2. Re:iPod FW Comparison by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't the Nanos have the same custom thin interface that all iPods have? My video certainly does. You can plug it into Firewire using a Firewire to iPod cable just fine, but you can't transfer data, only charge. The Nano (like the shuffle) just doesn't have room for two interface chipsets... have to choose one.

  30. Re:In other news... by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

    The US switched to the metric system in 1893.

    Unfortunately they apparently aren't aware of the fact.

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  31. Well if I remember correctly.... by Slugster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple used to always insist that they had a superior OS and hardware platform.
    Then they dropped the OS they had written in-house for one based on BSD, and they are abandoning Classic support.
    And now they have dropped the PPC platform and gone to "what everyone else is using".

    So do tell, what is it exactly that "sets Apple apart" now? Aside from the price tag, a particular style of GUI and the big logos on pretty cases?....

    1. Re:Well if I remember correctly.... by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know some people like to pretend that a GUI is just the pictures that someone decides to display, but there's really a lot more involved in it than that. Believe it or not, but most of the people using a computer are far more interested in the interface than the underlying OS. The "particular style" of OSX goes well beyond the colors they chose for the scroll bars, and has always been the essence of what makes a mac a mac. While OSX shares many features and lots of code with BSD, it's still quite different and unique in appealing ways. If not, then why has anyone bought it?

      Apple also makes a bunch of other software, much of which is highly regarded. That's nice too.

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  32. x86 switch with OSX for nothing? by Britz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So they switch their OSX to x86 going through a ton of work only to come out and say we did this for nothing???

  33. Dvorak predicts world won't end by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am on the next rocket off this planet

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  34. Re:correction to yours by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The proper transport for DV has always been FireWire

    "Proper?" That's pretty shortsighted thinking there. One addition to the USB standard combined with a software driver release et voila! USB 2.0 would suddenly be the digital video transport of choice. All accomplished with no hardware changes to the vast majority of consumers' computers.

    Here's the conversation at Ritz Photo to imagine: "Sure, I could sell you this digicam with firewire, but you'll need to have a firewire card installed into your computer. I also have this digicam that comes with USB, which your PC already has."

    I'm not talking about cinematographers or television studios, or even the "prosumers" here. I'm talking about the 90% of camcorder buyers, Joe Sixpack out there buying a camcorder so he can tell people he's recording Junior's birthday, but really intends to shoot himself and the missus knockin' uglies.

    To make lots of money, you build your hardware to sell lots of units at Best Buy. Firewire doesn't entice Joe Sixpack -- to him, it's a computer-geeky negative; especially when there's a known alternative.

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  35. i just read TFA and i am amazed by moochfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this article is full of non-sequiturs. It shocks me that it even gets a spot light.

    "The theory explains several odd occurrences, including Apple's freak-out and lawsuits over Macintosh gossip sites that ran stories about a musicians' breakout box"

    How does it explain it? No it doesn't. Where is the logical jump? Apple sues because it wants to keep its upcoming products from hurting sales (and hype) of their current products. That's the most reasonable and simple (and thus probably correct) explanation.

    "the iPod was designed to get people to move to the Mac, this didn't happen."

    What? Hasn't apple been gaining market share non-stop due to the halo effect? Didn't they just pass Dell in the educational market not even a week ago?

    "This switch to Windows may have originally been planned for this year and may partly explain why Adobe and other high-end apps were not ported to the Apple x86 platform when it was announced in January"

    Yeah, that makes sense. Everybody is buying a new version of the OS that will, for once, require new versions of software. Adobe is going to ignore this great opportunity to sell a upgrades. Yeah. That makes sense. Not. Sounds more like they simply got blind sided by the news and haven't finished porting yet.

    "Apple OS x86 could gravitate toward the PC rather than Windows toward the Mac, I have to be realistic. It boils down to the add-ons."

    NO it doesn't. Microsoft is a software company, thus they don't build their own laptops or desktops. They focus on licensing out their OS. Apple is a hardware company that creates their own boxes and does not license their OS. Since Apple controls the hardware and software, they can gravitate toward the PCs, but Windows will never move to Macs, even if they wanted to. Macs are proprietary to Apple. What a garbage speculation.

    "Apple has always said it was a hardware company, not a software company. Now with the cash cow iPod line, it can afford to drop expensive OS development and just make jazzy, high-margin Windows computers to finally get beyond that five-percent market share and compete directly with Dell, HP, and the stodgy Chinese makers."

    Don't you mean Apple can finally afford to invest even more into their OS, bundle it even better with iPods and iTunes, and use the halo effect to grab an even larger market share away from Dell, HP and stodgy Chinese makers? So you're saying Apple will become Alienware PCs? Yeah, and we can see how dominant those guys are in the market.

    "To preserve the Mac's slick cachet, there is no reason an executive software layer couldn't be fitted onto Windows to keep the Mac look and feel. Various tweaks could even improve the OS itself."

    So Apple would be selling a windows skin? It would be slower, buggier, assumes MS would be okay with a complete rebranding of their OS (good luck!), and yet he expects them to be able to directly compete with the biggest PC sellers in the world despite this hinderance? Let's not forget MS won't be giving Apple any coding documentation on core inner workings of the OS. And Apple is going to somehow be able to fix the security vulnerabilities and bugs that native MS developers have been struggling for years to do. And what happens if a MS patch breaks one of the "upgrades" Apple made to the OS? And doesn't this directly contradict the quote about dropping "expensive OS development?"

    Sometimes I can read speculation and think, "Hm, that IS interesting." But this time the complete lack of logical progression makes this "theory" worthless even to someone who'd want to believe it.

  36. ASP error 0126 by flibuste · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the FA:

    Active Server Pages error 'ASP 0126'
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    Are they absolutely sure they want to switch to Windows?
  37. Best of Both Worlds by mike2006 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now with the x86 chips I think you will see the move to Windows but with Apple selling their own interface to run on top of Windows. The software also no longer be restricted to Apple hardware.

    The benefit to users will be that they will have the best of both worlds being able to run MS business applications, PC gaming and MAC gui based applications.

  38. Re:correction to yours by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude, USB2 does not have the sustained data rate needed for DV.

    simply prove it with an Ipod. transfer via firewiare then again via usb2 usb2 sucks horribly compared to firewire.

    Joe sixpack would be pissed if his camera was always dropping rames or simply stopping during a capture.

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  39. Dvorak again proves he's an idiot by clf8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh man, where to begin. Let's ignore the four points, they're not his and garbage anyway. As for his personal analysis, well that's garbage too.

    "But if Apple's saber-rattling was done to scare the community into backing off so it wouldn't discover the Windows stratagem, then the incident makes more sense."
    What does rumors about a breakout music production box have to do with that? Hey Dvorak, there's rumors of a REAL video iPod...but BACK OFF, you might uncover their plan to switch over to Windows!

    "This switch to Windows may have originally been planned for this year and may partly explain why Adobe and other high-end apps were not ported to the Apple x86 platform when it was announced in January." Yeah, Adobe is always first to have their apps completely ported. They had PPC support right away, and were the first with Altivec support. If Adobe hasn't updated their apps for OS X on Intel, then there must be a conspiracy.

    "At Macworld, most observers said that these new Macs could indeed run Windows now."
    And since then, it's been proven that it won't work out of the box. This has been pretty well known since Macworld, shouldn't Dvorak be a little more on top of things? Did he even attend Macworld, or did he ask the janitor emptying the garbage what looked neat?

    "Another issue for Apple is that the Intel platform is wide open, unlike the closed proprietary system Apple once had full control over."
    Where did Apple say they were going to support every piece of hardware, nowhere that I've seen. Hmmm, there's even restrictions in OS X to allow it to only run on sanctioned hardware (until it get's hacked). Looks like from OS X's commercial standpoint, they're still only need to support a closed system.

    "As someone who believed that the Apple OS x86 could gravitate toward the PC rather than Windows toward the Mac, I have to be realistic. It boils down to the add-ons. Linux on the desktop never caught on because too many devices don't run on that OS. It takes only one favorite gizmo or program to stop a user from changing."
    Oh where to begin. No one ever thought Windows would really run on a Mac, did they? What does that have to do with anything? Linux on the desktop, maybe it never caught on because it isn't installed in people computers when they got them. Maybe it's because there isn't a great consistent easy to use/configure/maintain/whatever desktop environment yet. Is there a point to these sentences?

    "To preserve the Mac's slick cachet, there is no reason an executive software layer couldn't be fitted onto Windows to keep the Mac look and feel. Various tweaks could even improve the OS itself."
    Right, let's skin Windows to look like OS X, that's useful. And I'm sure MS will give them all the code needed to tweak the OS. That's almost as funny as "Windows, as crappy as many believe it to be, actually thrives in this mishmash architecture."

    Sure, I quoted half the article here, but only cuz I was too lazy to mock every single sentence.

  40. Re:Apple OS would become OSS by mike2006 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think people are missing the fact that the interface would not have to go but run as a layer on top of Windows. Apple could market the interface to all users and no longer be limited by their own hardware.

  41. Wow by daniel_newton · · Score: 2

    I'm convinced he may be right.

    ...what a prediction.

  42. Business Sense by smack.addict · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The logic that they switched to Intel, so why not Windows lacks any business sense whatsoever.

    They switched to Intel because it made business sense and aligned with their underlying value proposition as a company.

    Becoming another WinTel vendor, however, is completely antithetical to their business model.

    Their business model is based on differentiating the experiential components of computer use. The CPU is not a mechanism by which they can provide differentiation; the OS is. OS X is generally considered a better user experience than any Windows version.

    Why on earth would they switch?

    They would not. The fact is, Dvorak makes money off getting people to click to that stupid page, and he does it by saying stupid things. If he had the first clue about Apple, he might actually have had a correct prediction about the company in the past decade. How many times has he proclaimed the company dead?

  43. Look at the business models by gcranston · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's not forget that Apple doesn't make money without both their hardware and their OS. People buy Mac hardware (where Apple makes their money) for the OS (on which Apple make no money) To make money at software, you must either: a) Sell a retarded amount of it like MS. The upfront cost of writing software is huge. The cost for the first copy is the entire development cost plus one blank cd. The cost for the second copy is the entire development cost plus 2 blank cd's. You see where this goes right? Sell enough and it costs you nothing per copy to make. However, to sell this much, you must either have huge marketing costs (now you're not making money any more) or a locked in market (like MS). b) Sell is to one person _for_ a retarded amount. Think custom IT solutions for someone like the military, or a company the size of Merril Lynch. Software is a weird business. Hardware is much more traditional in terms of the relationships of cost of production and sales. What all this means is that Apple uses the popularity and quality of the OS, which makes no money, to sell the hardware, which makes lots of money. That's the trade off. Apple abandoning the Mac OS would be economic suicide and CAN NEVER HAPPEN.. unless the laws of economics change.. which they can't.

  44. Dvorak knows he's wrong. by el+americano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, this isn't Digg. Slashdot is supposed to suppress trolling, but that's all this article is. OS X and its extensive software suites are Apple's competitive advantage, and the only reason for customers to pay more for hardware than they have to. Nobody could be so ignorant as to seriously suggest this, so he's only rattling our cages for more clicks to his site.

    Sadly, I see just realized that this huge thread is in Slashdot's economic interest as well. Expect more of the same.

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    1. Re:Dvorak knows he's wrong. by Seanasy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sadly, I see just realized that this huge thread is in Slashdot's economic interest as well

      That's what I think every time I see a Dvorak article posted here. And the fact that they keep getting posted is my rationale for blocking ads here.

  45. Re:Obligatory 'Family Guy' quote by chivo243 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lois: You're drunk again.
    Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking & dreaming up a dumber Apple story than finding a mac virus in the wild.

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  46. Dvorak - King of the Trolls by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's been clear for many years that Dvorak is little more than a troll, who the world somehow never stops feeding.

    Just ignore the guy.

  47. Re:correction to yours by slashdotwannabe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ipod went USB for one reason only: it's cheaper. When you want to hit a $99 price point and still have a decent margin, you don't start by using the most expensive of your possible engineering choices.

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  48. Why would they leave a profitable niche? by aeoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It makes no sense to leave a profitable and comfortable niche and compete in an oversaturated Windows market. It especially makes no sense now that Apple is on an upswing and is being quite successful in increasing their market share and brand name recognition with iPod, selling their laptops to geeks and causal users. And Apple manages to appeal to them both: geeks get a shiny BSD system to play with, and casual users get a system that "just works".

    I am no Apple fanboy. In fact I've never owned an Apple system in my life and never had any desire to own one. But if Apple keeps it up, I just might have to reconsider. If Apple could port their Cocoa shell to Linux and to offer a Linux based OS X, in addition to BSD based one, I will definitely switch, considering that their hardware is no longer lagging behind in performance. I may switch for some other reason as well -- for example, if for some reason Window has more Digital Restrictions Management (DRM) in it than OS X, and it really starts to step on my toes, then I will also switch.

  49. When did MSFT bail out Apple ??? by green+pizza · · Score: 4, Informative

    Are you talking about the "Thanks, Bill" moment in 1998 when MSFT announced Mac Office 98 + 5 years of continued support for the platform + an investment of about $200M of non-voting AAPL stock?

    I believe that was partially due to a court settlement, but it was also a big PR stunt for both companies. It got the DOJ off of MSFT's back, it renewed faith in the Apple/Mac platform, and it was a hell of an advertisement for Mac Office 98 (believe it or not, MSFT makes good money from Mac Office).

    Apple has *always* had a lot of money in the bank. $Billions ever since their IPO in the early 1980s. At their lowest point they still had over a billion dollars in cash in the bank. Compare this to Silicon Graphics who is now down to a few tens of millions in the bank, dwindling from about $500M about 5 years ago. Even if Apple would have continued bleeding money, they would have remained in business for a long time, even without this so-called MSFT bailout.

  50. On the internet we have a name for folks like him by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That name is 'Troll'.

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  51. I'm Gonna Be Blunt by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm gonna be blunt, and let the moderators do as they will. Dvorak is a fucking moron. Let me repeat that for those that may be hard of hearing. DVORAK IS A FUCKING MORON. He's the Pat Robertson of the computer world, a veritable wellspring of idiocy, who, for reasons no mere mortal can explain, still gets media coverage, despite continually demonstrating just how off-the-nut and invalid his predictions and opinions are. You know, nobody talks about SCO any more. They have no credibility, and thus no one gives a shit. But we still sit around going "Dvorak said this, Dvorak predicts that" when he's been about as reliable as SCO.

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  52. Not so fast... by Agram · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes Dvorak can be full of sh**, and more often than not he is just that, full of sh**. However, he did predict Apple's move to Intel when everyone thought he was again full of sh**, and it did happen, eventually.

    That being said, in this case there are a couple additional things to consider:

    *developing/maintaining OS is a significant overhead for a company
    *currently, even though the sales of computers in Apple generate a large portion of profits, they also amount to a large portion of expenditures (r & d, hardware, software etc.)
    *if we compare the cost/performance ratio of iPod/iTunes business, this is really where Apple's bread and butter are
    *recently, there have been a lot of rumors that Steve Jobs has gotten more and more disinterested in the Apple, especially around the time he was battling a cancer. This could be in part due to the fact that he is getting more and more involved with Pixar/Disney. See: this and this
    *there are signs that OSX is increasingly becoming a mess (somewhat outdated but worth a look, although don't put too much weight into it: click here)


    If we consider previous statements, dropping OS may actually free-up a significant portion of Apple's budget to do other things which appear to be more profitable and will definitely become more profitable as they become more dominant on other platforms. So, this does not seem so far-fetched, although I do admit that even I doubt this will happen anytime soon, if at all. On the other hand, whether you like hearing this or not, Microsoft in all likelihood hopes for Apple to stay independent as that is the last excuse they have to prevent the government from proclaiming them a monopoly (which they arguably already are).

  53. The appeal of Apple is that they do both.. by wtoconnor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The largest downside to MS is that they have to support all the really good hardware out there as well as the really really really crappy stuff. This inhibits their options as far as making sucurity changes patches and all the rest. The only reason they survive is companies like Dell and HP put in the effort to make sure that their software runs well on their hardware. Apple is not trying to support the universe of hardware avaialble, just their own. This allows a more intergrated solution which could potentially have less problems for the user since they have the options to solve problems in either the hardware or software.

    Apple is highly unlikely to give up what it considers its only competetive advantage.

    Dovorak is a dummy and never listen to a psycologist about anything, especiall the computer industry.

  54. CAN WE PLEASE GET A SEPARATE DVORAK SECTION by moultano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . .so I can filter out his crap.

    Seriously though, I've never seen a Dvorak column posted to Slashdot that could have any use to anyone. That man is a waste of everyone's time.

  55. Re:correction to yours by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh, you totally fail to understand how that conversation at Ritz Camera (or anyplace else) would go:

    Consumer: "How about that camera there? It's $499."
    Salesperson: "Sure. It's not bad. But you have to be careful, it's USB."
    C: "Oh ... I think my computer has that. That's good, right?"
    S: "USB is really for hooking up keyboards. If your computer isn't really fast, it'll drop frames, and suffer compression artifacts."
    C: "Drop....frames?"
    S: "It'll look bad."
    C: "Oh. Well, that's not good. What else can I buy?"
    S: "This one right here is only $699, and it comes with the card for your computer so you don't get dropped frames..."

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  56. Re:correction to yours by heinousjay · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's go to the math:

    USB 2.0 effective bandwidth: 320Mbps
    Required bandwidth for DV: 59 Mbps

    USB 2.0 bandwidth remaining: 261 Mbps

    This isn't to say that transferring something over Firewire 800 isn't faster, just that USB is more than fast enough to handle DV capturing duties.

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  57. Dvorak explained by doublem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make wild, unfounded claims on scant, irrational chains of thought no would dare call "logic."

    Publish it.

    Get people talking about what a moron you are and how absurd your predictions are.

    Collect your royalty fees and advertising revenue from all the page hits your absurdity got. In other words, Profit!

    Here's my prediction: Underpants Gnomes to hire Dvorak as their new business consultant.

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  58. Jobs is responsible for OS X in the first place by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple won't switch to Windows, not while Jobs is still at the helm.

    Remember, years ago, Apple was developing a new OS, Copland (if I remember right), while being headed by Gil Amelio. Jobs was at NeXT, then. Then, Jobs comes back to Apple (billowing S-emblemed cape and all), ousts Amelio, throws out the bathwater AND the baby of the Copland project, and replaces it all with OS X, whose other parent besides BSD is NeXTStep.

    So, replacing OS X with Windows would be tantamount to admitting that the heroic rescuscitation of Apple was, I dunno, not worth the effort or something.

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  59. *blink* by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So easily the dumbest slashdot story ever.

    I mean, seriously, haven't you guys learned that Dvorak is just a useless turd of the industry yet?

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  60. Re:correction to yours by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Huh? What are you talking about, almost every single camera on that page lists IEEE 1394.

    The ones that don't have it listed probably almost all HAVE it, it's just such a standard feature that they don't bother giving it top billing anymore. It's practially assumed on anything that's MiniDV.

    Many of them have, in addition to FireWire, USB connections, usually for downloading still pictures using proprietary software or drivers. It's what I would consider a completely useless feature, but it fills space on the outside of the box I guess, and apparently somebody thinks it's a good idea. I'm not sure whether you can actually download the full-quality DV stream through the USB port, but I doubt it. On the cameras I've used (mostly small Sonys) they have a built in DV-to-MPEG converter, and they put the MPEG stream out the USB port, so you can have pre-shrunk movies for email or webcam use.

    Just as an example from that list, the Canon Optura 600 isn't listed as having IEEE1394 or FireWire, it just says USB 2.0. But if we go to the Amazon page for the same item, we read: "Otherwise known as Firewire or iLink, the Optura 600's IEEE 1394 DV Terminal is a high-speed digital interface that ensures virtually no loss of video or audio quality when transferring videos to a computer. Simply use a DV cable to connect the camcorder to your computer's DV Terminal and you can be sure that your favorite, recorded moments retain their pristine image and sound." Furthermore, in regards to the USB port: "Quickly transfer images from the Optura 600 to a computer with the USB 2.0 High Speed Terminal."

    So basically, the USB capabilities on there are just fluff -- they're for transferring still photos that are taken onto the memory cards to your computer, and on the higher end cameras they'll sometimes do video. But the real video transport is FireWire/IEEE1394, and probably always will be for MiniDV. The whole 1394 system was designed as an interconnect for DV equipment, and I don't think you're going to get all the players in USB together and invent an alternative, with all the stuff that's already in existence.

    The only exception I can think of are the DVD based camcorders down at the bottom of the page, which really aren't "DV" at all, they're MPEG2. And as you'll find out if you read some of the owner comments from people who've bought them, there isn't a particularly good way of getting the video into your PC anyway -- basically you have to rip it off the DVD.

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  61. Re:correction to yours by snarlydwarf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Be careful of jumping to conclusions.

    That chart shows the Canon Optura 600 as having USB2 but does not mention 1394. One might assume that means it does not have 1394 support, and if I'm reading your reply correctly, you did assume that.

    However, checking Canon's site shows that the Optura 600 does have 1394 support.

    So, clearly, just because Steve's Digicams doesn't show 1394 support, that doesn't mean it's not there.

    I'll leave checking the other cameras for you, but please rely on something a bit more accurate than that page, as it is demonstrably incomplete and inconsistent on feature lists.

  62. Re:correction to yours by larkost · · Score: 5, Informative

    USB is simply not useable for high bandwidth connections. While the burst speed (the number that everyone talks about) is higher than FireWire 400, the actual thoroput is much lower, and you cannot reserve bandwidth on the buss for an application. These two factors make USB of any form unusable for DV video.

    The reason you don't find FireWire on many low end PC's is that it has not been a part of Intel's reference designs for motherboards, since Intel is not a member of the patent consortium that profits from FireWire. Now that Apple is a high-profile customer there is a chance this will change.

  63. Re:correction to yours by jr87 · · Score: 2, Informative

    burst speed != throughput

  64. Wow, what a commitment! by sethmeisterg · · Score: 3, Informative

    He's "convinced" that they guy "may" be right. I've seen stronger positions in Jello.

  65. Did Dvorak even try OS X? by Frodo420024 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have a suspicion that Dvorak didn't try Max OS X himself. Right from the tasteful design and use of colour, through the well crafted behaviour of widgets down to the stable foundation of a real Unix - it's better than Windows and a main reason people switch.

    Several friends of mine switched. They like the good engineering and the 'Just works' thing. They have jobs to do on the computer and can't be bothered with whacky programs, virus etc. Their iPods Just Work (TM), and then they look to the Mac for a similar stable computing experience. The 'Halo' effect is certainly working, and they would have nothing to gain by becoming just another Windows platform.

    Dvorak is off a tangent again, but this time it's so obvious, it reveals his lack of insight and reflection for anyone to see. It's just embarrasing. Someone point him to this thread, please :)

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  66. Re:correction to yours by heinousjay · · Score: 3, Informative

    Who said it was? I didn't quote you the burst speed, I quoted the effective sustained bandwidth as measured by current USB connected hard drives.

    The total bandwidth of the bus is 480 Mbps. Had I used that number, you would have a somewhat more legitimate gripe, although it would be misleading. As it is, you've said nothing.

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  67. April Fools day is still six weeks away by Megane · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Dvorak is predicting that Apple will adopt Windows.

    What a dumbass. First of all, he's about a month and a half early. (check the calendar)

    He's basing this on the ideas of someone else who thinks that removing Firewire from iPods means anything about the operating system Apple will use, never mind that Windows supports FireWire just fine, it's just that PCs have been slow to adopt it. And Apple wants to switch to Windows because because they switched CPUs? You mean to one they had already been making sure for years that their own OS would run on? The one with a much faster update schedule than Microsoft could ever dream of?

    Wow. He's one of the oldest and biggest trolls out there in the computer-related press, and he's still trolling. Remember, his target audience is PC Magazine, read by the kind of folks who don't want to believe that it's a mistake for them to still be using Windows. So he's just providing more comfort to them that mean ol' Apple won't take their tattered, filthy, stinking, virus-laden security blanket away. Hey, switch my keyboard already, I'm writing just like Dvorak!

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  68. Re:correction to yours by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Baloney. That may have been true in 2002 but not now. There are plenty of DV cameras that let you use either USB or IEEE 1394 (or FireWire(TM) if you must).

    Since the vast, vast, vast majority of PCs have USB connectors and don't have 1394 connectors guess what people who own these cameras use? Vast. And since it's DV, the quality is exactly the same over the USB connection as the 1394 one. Perhaps it's not "proper" since it's not an open standard and required drivers. Some users would still be better off with 1394 for the short term since DV over USB isn't yet very well supported by Linux.

    Perhaps you're confused with cameras a couple of generations ago that would capture low-resolution low-frame-rate video to an SD card which was transferred to PC via USB mass storage emulation.

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  69. Seems like Dvorak switched to LSD by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Software is and has been a part of Apple's brand since the beginning of time, and it also is for Microsoft. This decision is not even Apple's to make.

    If you think Microsoft is going to private label a version of Windows for Apple, think again. If anyone could get a private label version of Windows, it would be Dell, and they can't get it. So certainly Apple could not.

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  70. a sample of apple policies and experiences by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Apple's standard warranty is one year, not one month. This makes me believe that you're trolling.

    Sample of Apple customer policies/problems I've run into:

    • After 90 days, no telephone support. If you post into the web forums about a problem Apple doesn't like to "discuss", expect it to be silently removed.
    • As a friend discovered, Apple's return policy is 14 days AFTER DATE OF SHIPMENT, not DATE OF RECIEPT, despite this being VERY clearly outlined on their store policies page. Her iBook took 7 days to arrive via UPS ground, and 4 days later called Apple to return it. No go. I even found the URL of the webpage on the store.apple.com website which reads "from date of reciept", and they refused to adhere to it. Slimy doesn't begin to cover it.
    • You know that friendly bit about upgrading existing orders? Guess why she wanted to return her iBook? Answer: they started shipping iBooks with better processors and GPUs (or more VRAM, I forget) while her iBook was in transit. Her order certainly wasn't held or upgraded for free.
    • The display on my $3k, 17-inch powerbook was very wobbly 9 months in, so I took it to the store. "Huh", says the genius. Walks over to the display model, which has been on the floor for over a year (and shows it.) That's 12 hours a day of geting wobbled, poked, prodded...whereas mine sat mostly on my desk and was closed+opened once a day on average. "Ours does the same thing. It's normal." Uh...what? So, I took it home, popped it open, tightened the bolts for the clutch mounts, and problem solved. Jerks.
    • No reserving a spot via the web for the 'genius bar' unless you're a ProCare customer. At the local Apple store, that typically means a 30+ minute wait, and there's nowhere to sit.
    • Various parts are not "covered" by Apple. For example- the "duckbill" on the power adapters for powerbooks? Not covered. Mind you, it doesn't SAY this anywhere in the warranty. A $3k laptop, and they wanted $30 to replace the thing. The rubber feet were "covered", but I had to wait for fifteen minutes for the paperwork to be filled out.
    • Parts are not available. Period. End of discussion. Unless you're an authorized reseller, which has a laundry list of requirements. The only parts you can find on the web are almost always used- ripped out of machines bought on ebay or whatnot by parts recyclers, who charge virtually the same price for used parts as Apple charges you if you ship your unit to Texas.
    • There's only one place to get your Powerbook repaired. Not the local store, nope! Has to go to Texas. And if it's not under warranty, you get charged a $200+ "diagnostic" fee. What the fuck? At a place I worked at, our Dell Latitudes had on-site-next-day service included. Nice guy showed up, took him 20 minutes to swap the entire motherboard (bad mouse buttons, which are on the motherboard, doh!). A signature, shake of the hand, and 30 minutes later we had a working laptop.
    • If you go through Apple's technician training program, you loose all access to their internal support database (not a thing to submit cases- a knowledgebase for "cool people") after a couple months, and you can't order parts period, unless you work for an Apple authorized reseller. It is essentially impossible to be an independent technician.

    I won't even begin to get into the illegal price fixing and racketeering against independent dealers.

    1. Re:a sample of apple policies and experiences by Anubis350 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To give you anecdotal vs. anecdotal

      My experiance on the phone with apple (given, I have applecare) was very positive. They have friendly, knowledgeable people who *speak english*. More knowledgeable than in the store I've found btw.

      I had a similar problem with the screen (also had the infamous problem with the latch) on my 15inch alBook when I first got it, I called apple up and they repaired it free of charge. Sent me a box, sent it to them in a box, they sent it back fixed. Took a grand total of a week all told.

      You can make apointments on their website in advance for the "genius bar" btw, no waiting on line at the store, just show up when your apointment time is. Never had any probs with this.

      What parts? I have a mac laptop, not much I'm going to be upgrading on it. The stuff I will be, hard-disk and ram, are standard parts found anywhere.

      As for repair, that's warranty/applecare is *for*. If you buy a dell, you want to get the three year warranty for extra $$$ too, or they'll do the same thing to you. That is unless you want to a) repair it yourself or b) go to a non-authorized repairer (both of which you can do with macs too).

      While I havent gone through apple's repair training program, there's a hell of a lot of technical info on macs/osx on the web, much of it offered up free by Apple (and plenty not offered up by apple, but easily findable).

      Lastly, how can it be illegal price-fixing, Apple does not have a monopoly on the computer market by a long shot. If you want a mac, you pay Apple's prices. If you just want a cheap computer, go somewhere else. You are not *entitled* to a cheap mac, whatever you may think.

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    2. Re:a sample of apple policies and experiences by elocutio · · Score: 5, Informative

      So, you really ARE a troll. Pay attention, n00bz.

      Let's recap your little tirade, or as you put it: "Sample of Apple customer policies/problems I've run into".

      * No phone support after 90 days.

      So, you wanna give me an example of one of the Big Three that offers a dial-a-geek phone service STANDARD after 90 days? Dell? Nope. Gateway? Not a chance. HP/Compaq? Not even an 800 number.

      * If you post into the web forums about a problem Apple doesn't like to "discuss", expect it to be silently removed.

      Okay. Quack conspiracy theory. What web forums? Macintouch? MacAddict? apple.com?

      * 14 days, blah, blah...

      This one's not even true. I received my iBook G4, which I'm typing this to you on, via UPS Ground. Took two weeks. The day I got it, the RAM wasn't seated correctly. Took it to my local Apple Store. Fixed on the premises, no charge. While the genius was looking it over, he said, "Wow, this is a bummer. Do you know that the new model just came out?" No, I didn't. He notified the store manager, and I walked out with the new model. No Charge.

      * A guy that works at an Apple Store was less than knowledgeable and rude to you.

      Really?? Rude to YOU!?? Why would ANYBODY be a jerk and lie about something like wobbly screens? Maybe you should take an etiquette class, but I digress.

      * No reserving a spot via the web for the 'genius bar' unless you're a ProCare customer. At the local Apple store, that typically means a 30+ minute wait, and there's nowhere to sit.

      Dude, I've been to Apple Stores on the East Coast, West Coast, and the Midwest. I've never seen an Apple Store that didn't have somewhere to sit. Besides which, you're in a MALL!! Sign in and go shopping.

      * Various parts are not "covered" by Apple. Duckbills, feet, yada, yada...

      This is really getting old. I've gotten two sets of replacement feet for my iBook (you know, the one I'm typing this to you on), mostly because the one time that I lost a foot, I flipped out and wanted LOTS of spares. Went to an Apple Store in Chicago. Got two sets of replacement feet. Still in the ServiceSource parts bag. For free. No paperwork. Really. Look, by now, either you're really just trolling, or people really don't like you very much. My heart goes out to you.
      * Parts are not available. You're very certain. And you're mad about it..

      Are you just impaired? You can't get parts for a Macintosh from Best Buy, but you can probably develop a relationship with your local independent Apple dealer (not an Apple Store). He'll probably sell you anything you need. I don't know what parts you'd need to buy that you couldn't purchase from a legitimate service channel.

      I think you really need a vacation. And an AppleCare warranty.

    3. Re:a sample of apple policies and experiences by coleridge78 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keep your lies straight, you liar:

      As a friend discovered, Apple's return policy is 14 days AFTER DATE OF SHIPMENT, not DATE OF RECIEPT, despite this being VERY clearly outlined on their store policies page. Her iBook took 7 days to arrive via UPS ground, and 4 days later called Apple to return it. No go. I even found the URL of the webpage on the store.apple.com website which reads "from date of reciept", and they refused to adhere to it. Slimy doesn't begin to cover it.

      Even assuming 14 days after shipment, it still would have been eligible. 7 + 4 = 11 14.

      You even suck at lying. Stop trying, liar.

    4. Re:a sample of apple policies and experiences by MoneyT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a general rule in life. When thousands of people are doing something and not having a problem, and you are having a problem, most likely the problem is with you. You said you were a laptop repair tech. If a customer came in to you with a screen that was cracked and said all they did was hold it under their arm for 30 seconds would you have believed them? Seriously think about that. Also keep in mind the types of people that repair techs see each day. The ones that bring in laptops and computers that look like they played football with them and then claim that the damage just happened magically while it was sitting on the desk. If it reall was a defect, it sucks that you have to be that one in a thousand, but to be fair, if the tech had implied that if you bought apple care they could help you, and the laptop really was 5 weeks old, you should have asked to speak with a manager and taken it up from there.

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    5. Re:a sample of apple policies and experiences by Confuzzled · · Score: 2, Informative
      After 90 days, no telephone support. If you post into the web forums about a problem Apple doesn't like to "discuss", expect it to be silently removed.


              You can call after the 90 days, but you pay per incident. If you get AppleCare, your support and warranty extend for 3 years.

      As a friend discovered, Apple's return policy is 14 days AFTER DATE OF SHIPMENT, not DATE OF RECIEPT, despite this being VERY clearly outlined on their store policies page.


              This makes no sense. I would've called again and talked to someone else.

      You know that friendly bit about upgrading existing orders? Guess why she wanted to return her iBook? Answer: they started shipping iBooks with better processors and GPUs (or more VRAM, I forget) while her iBook was in transit. Her order certainly wasn't held or upgraded for free.


              If her order was already in transit, what can you expect apple to do? You still have 14 days to get a price adjustment at the very least.

      No reserving a spot via the web for the 'genius bar' unless you're a ProCare customer.


      False. Anyone can make a same day appointment to the genius bar. ProCare customers can make appointments up to one week in advance. Go here and click on the store.

      Parts are not available. Period. End of discussion. Unless you're an authorized reseller, which has a laundry list of requirements.


              This is an apple philosophy. Apple when repairing a machine, will replace _everything that needs replacing_, and make sure to give you back the machine in perfect condition. The only people that can work on machines without voiding warranty are apple authorized service centers. There are plenty, probably many in your area. Take a look here.

              Although I don't agree with everything they do (I have plenty of stories), I think they try to stay consistent to their ideals. In general people will bend over backwards to please the customer; or so has been my experience.
  71. Differentiation is the key by kbahey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone who knows anything about marketing will tell you that you have two extremes:

    1. Commodity products that you sell a lot of at rock bottom prices, and make your money on volume (think no name PCs, computer parts, GM and Ford cars, ...etc.).

    2. Expensive unique products that you sell a few of at high prices, and make your money on margin (think Rolex, Ferrari, Porsche, Apple Mac, ...etc.).

    Think if an inverted bell curve with price and quantity as the axes, and you get the idea. The former is on the far left, the latter is on the far right.

    The best place to be is closer to the left as possible, or closer to the right as possible. Being in the middle is the toughest spot.

    Apple is already differentiated and sought after. By going Windows, they will lose a lot:

    1. Their hardware will be expensive, while the user interface will be the same as one from Dell or a no name PC.

    2. They lose revenue by giving a piece of every sale of a PC to their arch-rival Microsoft.

    3. They become undifferentiated, and compete with well established PC vendors (Dell, ...etc.) as well cheap no namers.

    4. Their user base will be pissed off and will defect to cheaper PCs, since they lose the most unique part of the deal: OS X.

    There is nothing going for this line of thinking. Or rather lack of thinking ...

  72. Dell, HP, and the 5% market share by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The funniest part of TFA, for me, was when Dvorak invoked Apple's 5% market share. Obviously he's making the point that it's time for little Apple to grow up and go get the big market shares of Dell and HP.

    The funny part is that Dell leads all computer manufacturers world wide with only about an 18% market share (in desktops). In fact in desktops Apple is the 9th largest computer maker in the world by desktop market share. In the U.S. they rank 5th (Dell is first with ~35% share).

    It's not like Apple is some small fry. They are one of the 10 biggest computer makers in the world, and top 5 in the U.S. And this IS the proper way to rank them--against other computer manufacturers. It's stupid to rank Apple against Windows because it's apples (pun) and oranges. It's like ranking Mercedes against Delphi--they're at different layers in the industry.

    Anyway there are many ways in which Dvorak is mis- or uninformed in that article. I just thought I'd point that one out. I agree with the parent--Apple is right where they want to be--big enough, but still commanding significant margins.

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  73. Re:Differentiation is the key by BBird · · Score: 2, Informative

    The simple formula is

    Profit = Margin * Volume

    You have to have at least one of the terms high
    to get a high profit.

  74. It's not april 1st yet is it? by brainchill · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not April first yet ... this must just be a typo

  75. Dvorak may be almost right by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dvorak is the Rush Limbaugh of the computer industry. He has made a career out of being controversial, and it doesn't really matter that he is almost always wrong, because he is an entertainer, not a pundit.

    But even a stopped clock is on time once in a while. And in this case, he may be close. Of course, there is zero chance that Apple is actually switching to Windows. On the other hand, Apple could do almost the same thing by supporting Windows applications under OS X. At one stroke, the major advantage of Windows--its large software library would be eliminated.

    Not only would it be a great strategic move for Apple, but it is hard to see how they could pass up developing such a product, if only because they could give it such a great name.

    After all, who could resist a product called AppleWINE?

    1. Re:Dvorak may be almost right by demon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only would it be a great strategic move for Apple, but it is hard to see how they could pass up developing such a product, if only because they could give it such a great name.

      Actually, I think it would be a killing blow for OS X. I've said it many times before - it's one of the mistakes that IBM made with OS/2, leaning on "We're compatible with Windows! You can run unmodified Windows apps!" to shore up their shortcomings in the applications department.

      The trouble is that app developers tend to be lazy. If they can develop separate versions of an app for both OS X and Windows, or develop one version of the same app for Windows and have it run on OS X for free, what do you think will happen? Unless they can find a *huge* reason to do otherwise, they're going to take the easy way out and develop just the Windows version. It costs less in development time and effort, and they still make money from the Apple crowd. (Yeah, there might be a few hardcore Apple people who won't buy it, but they're still way ahead.) Then, when Microsoft makes some big change that makes Windows apps incompatible with OS X again, what happens? Goodbye OS X, it was nice while it lasted.

      Because of this, I really seriously doubt that Apple would try to have Windows apps run seamlessly on OS X. They'd be selling out their own platform for no good reason, and sapping their developer base. It wouldn't be a win for them, and it'd leave them very much prone to Microsoft's will - which I think it's safe to say is *not* where they want to be...

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  76. Bullshit. by 7Prime · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Okay, every single one of those items a total bullshit, except for the "genious bar" thing (which I don't know anything about), I can call you on every one of those things. Why? I've had a lot of dealings with apple over the years, in most cases, they actually done MORE than their bottom line says. In fact, they're probably the only company I know that regularly goes against their own policies in favor of their customers:

    After 90 days, no telephone support. If you post into the web forums about a problem Apple doesn't like to "discuss", expect it to be silently removed.

    Have you ever experienced this first hand? At least the telephone support. Sure, they SAY they only give 90 days of telephone support to non-Apple Care customers. But try it sometime, they always say something like, "if it's not something huge, I'll see what I can do." And usually they'll give me a good 15 minutes or so, which is phenominal... have you ever dealt with Dell?

    As a friend discovered, Apple's return policy is 14 days AFTER DATE OF SHIPMENT, not DATE OF RECIEPT, despite this being VERY clearly outlined on their store policies page. Her iBook took 7 days to arrive via UPS ground, and 4 days later called Apple to return it. No go. I even found the URL of the webpage on the store.apple.com website which reads "from date of reciept", and they refused to adhere to it. Slimy doesn't begin to cover it.

    Bullshit. My first PowerBook, I bought from a place that sold both Macs and PCs was one of the unfortunate 2% that, because of a faulty screen, could be pronounced DOA. The thing had been sitting in the store for over a month. The store clerk (not an apple dealer by default), went on and on about how great apple was about returned products. If Apple hadn't been, he probably would have tried to get me to buy a PC instead, or at least told me that they were having problems, since it would be HIS loss.

    You know that friendly bit about upgrading existing orders? Guess why she wanted to return her iBook? Answer: they started shipping iBooks with better processors and GPUs (or more VRAM, I forget) while her iBook was in transit. Her order certainly wasn't held or upgraded for free.

    Okay, now this is ludicrus. I've never heard Apple say ANYTHING about upgrading existing orders, in fact, no company has ever had free upgrades for HARDWARE. Never-the-less, Apple has been known to do it on occation. My parents bought a MacMini a few months back, and Apple had secretly switched up a few, oh, hundred thousand orders with the newer generation, for free, without telling anyone. I saw an article about it, and sure enough, ours had twice the VRAM and a faster processor. Show me the part where Apple makes any claims about doing this on a regular basis. They will sometime do it if they upgrade the product line while you're order is being processing, sure, that makes sense. But after it ships, it's a done deal. I don't understand how you expect to hold any company to that. If done regularly, it's just a bad business practice.

    The display on my $3k, 17-inch powerbook was very wobbly 9 months in, so I took it to the store. "Huh", says the genius. Walks over to the display model, which has been on the floor for over a year (and shows it.) That's 12 hours a day of geting wobbled, poked, prodded...whereas mine sat mostly on my desk and was closed+opened once a day on average. "Ours does the same thing. It's normal." Uh...what? So, I took it home, popped it open, tightened the bolts for the clutch mounts, and problem solved. Jerks.

    And how is this Apple's fault? So the store clerk didn't live up to your expectations... although I probably would have done the same thing if it had I been in his shoes. Sure, I guess it would have been nice, had he gone the extra mile and actually tightened the bolts himself... wait, how is Apple to blame for this, again?

    No reserving a spot

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  77. What's really in store... by borgheron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A windows compatibility layer ala Wine will likely come out of Apple fairly soon. Dvorak's twisted vision is close, but a little off in this case.

    Apple would not survive a move to Windows. It's users would never make the move. If Dvorak really thinks this will happen he's seriously out to lunch as Mac users are fundamentally different beasts than Windows users. Apple users tend to be very tied to their machines, and won't give up the ghost as easily as the OS/2 crowd did.

    Besides, Mac users tend to actually have souls. ;)

    GJC

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  78. Wait, there may be something here... by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dvorak thinks like a conspiracy theorist, amplifying and artificially conjoining irrelevant trivia beyond all common sense.

    Still, there may be some grain of truth here. I would look at the following argument instead:

    dual-boot

    Point 1: Apple makes essentially all of its revenue (and profit) from hardware. They make money by shipping hardware, NOT by promoting OS X or beating Windows or selling songs on the iTMS.

    Point 2: Apple has become a very good hardware manufacturer, in particular since Tim Cook joined. This is one of the most under-reported Apple stories of the last several years. In terms of cost and efficiency, these guys can beat HP easily and go toe-to-toe with Dell. Case in point: Calculate their inventory turns from recent SEC filings; Apple is getting 50+ turns per year, roughly comparable to Dell.

    Point 3: Apple has to be thinking about the fact that most iPods have been sold to PC owners. This proves there is a huge pool of people out there who don't want to use Macs for whatever reason, but will pay premium prices for Apple products because they are "cool" (i.e. they value the Apple brand, but not the Mac). Apple has sold lots of iPods to these people; they must be looking to sell computers to the same.

    Point 4: The rabid-loyal Mac fan base is a huge strategic asset to Apple, and one they would never ditch. Moving to Intel is irrelevant to most users because it doesn't change the user experience (indeed, very few would even notice). Moving to Windows would represent a complete sell-out. Apple would never do this knowingly. It would be like The Grateful Dead telling their fans they are losers for going to their concerts over and over.

    Given all of the above, a logical course for Apple would be to ship machines that can run both OS X and Windows. This achieves two objectives:
    1. It keeps the rabid-loyal Mac fan base happy, in fact maybe even happier b/c we can dual-boot into Windows to play PC games.
    2. It makes Apple a viable purchase option for the 96+% of people out there who will only consider buying a Windows box. Think about it: If Apple were able to get just 5% of these people, they would double their revenue. This is the iPod story and is too compelling to ignore.

    The only real downside risk to this "dual boot" strategy is that developers may decide to stop developing OS X versions of products. (If everyone can run Windows software, why develop for OS X?). Over time OS X might become increasingly marginalized.

    1. Re:Wait, there may be something here... by waltc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree...the argument falls flat when characterized as "Apple will switch to Windows" because Apple has already switched to 100% Windows-compatible hardware--a fact all too eagerly dismissed by apologists who wish only to see differences between the platforms while ignoring the similarities. With the advent of the MacIntel, the similarities far outweigh the differences.

      This has never been true of the Mac hardware environment before. I think the reason traditional Mac users so readily ignore the new status quo is that they are simply creatures of habit--and new habits take time to become ingrained. Plus, the number of Windows-incompatible Macs in play still far outweighs the number of Windows-compatible Macs in use. In the years ahead the dynamics behind the MacIntel will become clear to even the most hardened of today's Mac apologist.

      So...the issue isn't what "Apple will do" because Apple's already done it. The question is what Mac *users* will do with Windows now that their hardware platform of choice will run Windows natively.

      Just imagine the savings for Apple if and when OSX development dies on the vine due to a simple lack of interest by MacIntel purchasers. Apple could then shift the burden--a considerable burden--of OS development and support to Microsoft--and realize gigantic R&D & support cost savings. Such an eventuality puts an entirely new dynamic on the fateful words Jobs uttered a few years ago, "We're coming for you Michael," in reference to Apple's posture relative to Dell. Doesn't it?

      Also, a few years ago Jobs was ready and willing to abandon the Mac clone project, and he stated publicly that the "battle has already been decided" and that "it was too late" and by that he meant that he believed Apple had no chance in trying to foster a Mac standard in the general marketplace to rival or unseat the x86 hardware standard. How much more does he "secretly" think today that the OS battle has already been lost as well?

      Best possible posture for observers relative to Apple is "Never say never again"...;) As for Dvorak--my goodness--with each article he proves himself infinitely unqualified to write technology columns. Good grief--he needed a *psychologist* to explain technical matters to him? That's so pathetic that I simply do not believe him. Rather, I think the "psychologist" gambit was merely a device to lend a patina of "credibility" to a set of facts that are as plain and obvious as the nose on his face. He simply lacked the guts to say it himself, more or less, is what I believe.