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Literacy Limps Into the Kill Zone

Ant writes to tell us that Wired has an interesting look at the current standards of writing and the general decline of spelling and grammar in today's "comic book generation." The author blames many of the problems on instant or near-instant communications stating that the slang developed is essentially eroding our ability to formulate coherent thoughts in writing when called upon to do so.

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  1. Hmmm... by rob1980 · · Score: 3, Funny

    wur r they talkin abt? lol g2g cya

    1. Re:Hmmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What happened to punctuation, capitalisation, spelling and understanding of homophones?

      You need to go to college to learn that. I never learned anything when growing up because the school district had me labeled as "mentally retarded" and didn't want to reclassify me as "normal" since they would lose the extra money. After dropping out of high school and working for a few years, I was able to go to the community college to get my associate degree in four years. (Not having a high school diploma or completing the GED made it difficult getting some jobs even though I had a more advance education.) Started off in Introductory English until I finished with tech writing.

    2. Re:Hmmm... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

      > What happened to punctuation,

      dead!!

      > capitalisation,

      Dead!!

      > spelling

      teh DEAD!

      > and understanding of homophones?

      Sexuality, like proper spelling, is now devoid of limits - though I don't see what makes you bring it up now.

  2. They don't realise language changes. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What they don't realise is language changes. every generation gets this and when it happens someone will come up and say literacy is going down. George orwell even did it in 1940, said there were problems, said there were people writing bad english, said they wouldn't be able to communicate soon. Well look at what we have here, a world still functioning nearly 70 years later. Also, a roman once said the same thing or a greek. That the young people of today are a generation that look down on the world and are showing no moral principels or showing problems with language and spelling and all the hoo haa he could drag up. And this was BC.

    I think these people are old thinkers stuck in a new world where communication has changed and any seventy year old would tell you they find it hard to communicate with youth but no 20 year old ever will, and it's the 20 year olds who are the future. Always.

    1. Re:They don't realise language changes. by lordsid · · Score: 5, Funny

      You didn't really have to go and proove them right, did you?

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    2. Re:They don't realise language changes. by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also, a roman once said the same thing or a greek. That the young people of today are a generation that look down on the world and are showing no moral principels or showing problems with language and spelling and all the hoo haa he could drag up. And this was BC.

      Yeah, and what happened after that? look up Europe's history starting about the time when the Western Roman Empire collapsed. Feel free to go all the way up to the Middle Ages if you like.

      Methinks you need to work up a better argument, sonny.

    3. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the language used by a culture begins to be less capable of expressing intricate thoughts and emotions, it's not a change for the better. A simple language is the mark of a simple culture, which was Orwell's point.

    4. Re:They don't realise language changes. by gordo3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just as you said, language is a form of communication. Therefore, there is a time and a place for any branch for a given language. I see the problem as having a great number of people who lack the ability to articulately communicate an idea. but I don't think that is anyway limited to this generation.

      of course, this man just seems to be complaining about the new method of communication. It used to be if you wanted to write someone a letter, it would take days or weeks to arrive and therefore, you took appropriate caution in how you presented your ideas. Those days are over.

      Email and blogs do not in anyway replace great and creative writing, but are an addition to the communication tools we have. Just because more people can now express themselves to a large audience through writing doesn't mean standards have dropped, it just means that anyone can particpate without having judgement first passed by an editor.

      Most blogs I read are filled with mindless drivel. But I do not judge them on the same scale as a book or newspaper so I have no reason to believe those blogs are a fundamental attack on good writing skills. These people never had them and their euivalents 30 years ago just went unpublished.

      Please forgive any errors in this post as I have hurt my left hand and find typing relatively difficult.

    5. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Snowhare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Something I keep around for "young people are illiterate" discussions like this one.

      "Students today can't prepare bark to calculate their problems.
        They depend upon their slates which are more expensive. What will
        they do when their slate is dropped and it breaks? They will be
        unable to write!"
                                                            -Teachers Conference,1790

      "Students today depend upon paper too much. They don't know how to
        write on slate without getting chalk dust all over themselves. They
        can't clean a slate properly. What will they do when they run out of
        paper?"
                                                            -Principals Association, 1815

      "Students today depend too much upon ink. They don't know how to use a
        pen knife to sharpen a pencil. Pen and ink will never replace the
        pencil!"
                                                            -National Association of Teachers, 1907

      "Students today depend upon store bought ink. They don't know how to
        make their own. When they run our of ink they will be unable to write
        words or ciphers until their next trip to the settlement. This is a
        sad commentary on modern education."

                                                            -The Rural American Teacher, 1929

      "Students today depend upon these expensive fountain pens. They can
        no longer write with a straight pen and nib (not to mention
        sharpening their own quills). We parents must not allow them to
        wallow in such luxury to the detriment of learning how to cope in
        the real business world, which is not so extravagant."

                                                            -PTA Gazette,1941

      "Ball point pens will be the ruin of education in our country. Students
      use these devices and then throw them away. The American virtues of
      thrift and frugality being discarded. Business and banks will never
      allow such expensive luxuries."

                                                            -Federal Teacher, 1950

    6. Re:They don't realise language changes. by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What they don't realise is language changes.

      No, they realize it just fine.

      What *you* don't realize is that they're not talking about the language changing, but that it's changing too quickly, and for the worse.

    7. Re:They don't realise language changes. by welcher · · Score: 3, Insightful
      He realises this very well. You are basically calling the guy old and ignoring his argument, apparently not even reading the article. From the article:
      Apologists will argue that language isn't static, that it's ever-changing and evolving. That's true. Language does change. Idiomatic English is the product of centuries of social and cultural infusion, a fact that gives modern-day English much of its color and flair. But when change does violence to the accepted standards of the king's English and takes the mother tongue into the realm of the unfathomable, as does almost all jargon coming out of the technology and business worlds, it's our job as keepers of the grail to drive it back into the dark little hole from whence it came. Just because things always change, it doesn't make all change good.
    8. Re:They don't realise language changes. by scot4875 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Interesting post, but completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.

      If any of those quotes noted a decrease in students' writing skill that accompanied use of a new technology, then it'd be close to relevant.

      --Jeremy

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      Jesus was a liberal
    9. Re:They don't realise language changes. by shinma · · Score: 5, Informative

      This doesn't actually mean anything relevant to the current conversation.

      All this says is that the MEDIUM changes. The language itself, and the ability for a person to appropriately and effectively communicate concepts and ideas, has nothing to do with whether it is written on bark, slate, or paper, written with chalk, pencil, or pen.

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      Shinma
    10. Re:They don't realise language changes. by martalli · · Score: 2
      The flexibility of English certainly has helped it maintain itself as a "lingua franca". English will continue to develop over time.


      However, there are benefits to changing the language only when necessary. The Tamil Tirukural http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tirukural is still readable to native speakers of Tamil two thousand years later. Meanwhile, English speaking lands have gone through several languages in that time (Latin -> Celtic languages -> Anglo-Saxon / Old English -> Modern English). Today, reading Shakespeare with any comprehension is difficult, and that is only ~400 years old.


      Even if there is no dumbing down of the language, a constantly changing language complicates our understanding of the past, and our ancestors understanding of us.

    11. Re:They don't realise language changes. by drgonzo59 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The problem is that sms-speak and ebonics might not be acceptable for a thesis defense or a business proposal even 50 years from now. I suspect one would still need to know how to speak/write/understand English (or will it be Chinese...?) to function well.

      It is quite interesting how I did a whole lot better in the English classes at an American university than most Americans, even though English is my third language. At first I thought they were smart but they just didn't care, but it turned out that they really didn't know to write and they didn't care.

      I guess I expected everyone to do worse in science only, not in Enlish -- their own language! Oh, well, more jobs for immigrants like me, "Thanks! US primary educational system!"

    12. Re:They don't realise language changes. by CDLI · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what, you know exactly what I meant anyway.

      That's the problem, though. The entire point of writing (well, at least this form of writing; obviously, things like novels and poetry are a different story) is to express what you mean clearly and precisely so that people can understand you. The more you throw words that are sort of the ones you wanted out, with botched grammar that may be a little confusing but doesn't obfuscate everything, and rely on your reader to "know exactly what you mean," the more you're inviting frustrating and misinterpretation. Your reader shouldn't have to spend his or her time trying to figure out what you're saying; that time could be better spent *thinking* about what you're saying instead.

    13. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Shrubber · · Score: 2, Informative

      When will moderaters learn that just because words look like someone is making sense doesn't mean they're actually addressing the relevant point of the story. Or that they even read the story, as evidenced by the article STATING that the English language is ever-changing and evolving and has been for centuries. No one is trying to avoid this point, it isn't the point of the article.

      Of course language changes, and there's always people who decry any change. It's the speed and vastness of these changes that are of more concern now than they would have been in the 40s, and every other time before then. Changes are now almost instantaneous. It doesn't take months, or years, for a new word, usage, slang, etc. to really take hold, it now only takes hours before such things are globally propigated. There was at least a slow progression that had an evolution of sorts. That is not longer the case. Email and instant messaging have taken any chance of language, "evolution" and turned it more into instant mutation.

      We're not even talking about some bad spelling, or not being as accurate with use of tense of pronouns. We're talking about a complete and utter disregard for ANY language structure whatsoever. No more sentences, no more capitilization, puncuation, no more words as we know them if they have too many letters, shorten that down so I can one-finger-type it better on my phone keypad.

      Will the world survive because people are reverting to the modern equivilent of heiroglyphics and cave drawings? I'd like to think that question wouldn't even need to be asked, never mind answered. But since the OP was kind enough to point out that we're still alive and kicking 70 years after George Orwell made his comments on language, I guess I was wrong.

      No, the human race will not die off because language changes. Now that we've got that covered, it also won't die off because little black dresses fall out of fashion, green becomes a common house-paint color, or you're not able to find the newest pop song on something they used to call a, "compact disc."

      Humans will happily chug along and find other ways to kill themselves regardless of whether the attack order takes thirty-seven pages of detail, or a simple message of, "FU!"

    14. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Urusai · · Score: 2

      Wow, nice job inventing bogus quotes to suit your argument!

      "The type-writer will usher in a new generation of literacy as the convenience of quickly conveying thought to paper afforded by this wonderful invention permits the rapid honing of one's literary talent." -- Nat'l Scrivener's Assoc., 1894

      "With the adoption of the ball point stylus, students can concentrate on perfecting their grammar and style rather than vainly contending with the fickle and messy fountain pen of their forebears." -- Teacher's Gazette, 1962

      Et cetera...

    15. Re:They don't realise language changes. by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not change in diction that I have a problem with, it's the poor syntax. The problem with instant communication, like chat and SMS, is that by encouraging this abbreviated slang it encourages ambiguity and incoherence as well. This isn't due to some elitist "old generation" attitude, it's simply because having the skill to use language formally and correctly goes hand-in-hand with the skill to think precisely, reason correctly and argue persuasively.

      In fact, I am one of the "young generation" -- I'm a 21 year old college student. Despite that, I can see quite clearly that the people who are sloppy with their writing are also quite often sloppy with their reasoning also. For me, seeing slang and "l337-5p34k" tends to indicate that the writer both hasn't thought through, nor cares about, what he intends to say. By choosing to use it, the writer is only lowering the reader's opinion of him, and therefore is hurting himself. Presumably, if people understood this they wouldn't do so, but since they do I can only conclude that they're weak-minded, and that whatever what they were trying to say probably wasn't worth reading in the first place.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    16. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Literaphile · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Perhaps if you weren't so condescending you'd realize that your research is no better than the parent poster's. Speaking as someone who holds a PhD in classical studies, I can tell you that literacy did indeed survive, in a few good way, after the collapse of the Western Empire as you say. Where do you think most of our manuscripts for ancient texts come from? Monks, from this very time period. It's not called the "dark ages" because everyone was stupid, it's been called the "dark ages" for so long because we just haven't known a lot about the period. Beowulf, one of the great epic poems, was composing in this time period, and no doubt many other texts that we have yet to uncover (and probably will never uncover). "Dark" doesn't mean dumb, it means unknown.

    17. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Mike+Savior · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Well look at what we have here, a...

      Failure to communicate?

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      space is pretty cool.
    18. Re:They don't realise language changes. by uradu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > So what, you know exactly what I meant anyway.

      Does he? Perhaps in this case, because the thoughts you were trying to express were so simple. But given that sampling of your writing skills I have absolutely no doubt that you would crash and burn miserably when asked to write anything more complex, such as required in a business setting. Yes, the world does go on, but it goes on DESPITE people such as yourself, not BECAUSE of you. Thankfully there are still sufficient numbers of people who can express themselves to each other to carry on meaningful social and scientific interaction.

    19. Re:They don't realise language changes. by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Incidentally, am I the only one who can't quite figure out if the Wired article is satire or not? Does anybody seriously use the phrase "the Kings English" anymore?

      If the language used by a culture begins to be less capable of expressing intricate thoughts and emotions, it's not a change for the better.

      Right, but is that really happening? Fact is, English has a metric ton of crap in it that just kind of accumulated over the years. Many of its spellings and rules are baroque, and as time goes by I'd expect people to take simplifying shortcuts. Insisting on correctness just because seems worthless to me, as it implies that English is somehow perfect and canonical. If the meaning and nuances are still clear then why not simplify?

      I don't see any evidence in the Wired polemic that the changes are for the worse. Shortening words or phrases as the language adapts to realtime text based communication is no big deal, the meaning is preserved and only the syntax has changed. I don't see any evidence that jargon is inherantly bad - the site he links to considers "email" to be a geek jargon word. All the words there refer to some specific, concrete thing and are useful as a result. Just because he doesn't understand them doesn't make them bad.

      I'm also not convinced that writing standards are worse because of technology. I know my standards of English have improved as the result of writing things online (yes, here too!). If it weren't for the 'net then I would write far less than I do currently. Just because some people have a poor standard of English shouldn't be blamed on the tools, rather, blame the fact that English is such a crappy language.

      A simple language is the mark of a simple culture, which was Orwell's point.

      Not necessarily. See Lojban for an example of a very expressive yet simple language.

    20. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Funny
      OK, dumbass - I edited your work. Here are your own thoughts back at you in a better package.

      What they don't realise is that language changes, and every generation understands this. When language changes in a radical way, someone will whine and cry out in defence of the older understanding of what constitutes literacy and proper grammar. In 1940, George Orwell said people were writing English poorly, and soon they wouldn't be able to communicate at all. He was wrong, as we clearly have a functioning world with millions of English speakers some 70 years later. I'm not certain, but I believe the ancient Romans or Greeks also complained of the same debasement of their language. They bemoaned and bleated that the young people of their time were a generation that looked down on the world, showing no moral principles and a feeble understanding of grammar and spelling.

      I think the people who complain about the language skills of the young have old minds stuck in a new world where communication practices have changed radically and rapidly. The elderly often have difficulty communicating with youth, but the young are the future, and as long as they can communicate effectively, that is sufficient.

      Now that was just a quick edit of the stinking tourde you squeezed out for us here on Slashdot. If you are going to write about how narrow-minded prigs are holding back the Voice of Yoot', then kindly do so in a way that demonstrates a fundamental and careful grasp of the language. Otherwise, all you are doing is proving the point of the article - that young people are borderline illiterate dopes incapable of formulating complex thoughts or elucidating anything of insight or value.

      Now, kindly go back to school and learn how to write.

      Fucktard.

      RS

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    21. Re:They don't realise language changes. by kamochan · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Dark" doesn't mean dumb, it means unknown.

      If only it were so. The period saw the rise of monotheistic cults, destruction of priceless scientific works from the antiquity, violence and bloodshed. It is true that less literary works remain of this period, because the said cults decided to burn and rape books, as well as severely censor (as in, flay, draw, quarter, burn at the stake) authors of new works.

      Calling the Dark Ages "dumb" may not be right, but neither is it "unknown" particularly descriptive. We know well enough why literacy (and some argue, civilization) crumbled during the second half of the first millennia.

    22. Re:They don't realise language changes. by revery · · Score: 5, Funny

      Accuracy of the quotes aside, you'd have made a much more interesting and relevant point had the progression gone more like this.

      "Students today can't prepare bark to calculate their problems.
        They depend upon their slates which are more expensive. What will they do
        when their slate is dropped and it breaks? They will be unable to write!
      "
        -Teacher's Conference, 1790

      "Students today use too much paper too much. They don't know how
        to write on slate without getting all dusty. They can't clean a slate.
        What will they do when they all run all out of paper?
      "
        -Principal's Association, 1815

      "Students are loosing their mind. They don't know how to do the things
        that get them ink. When they run out of ink they will be unable to write
        all those curly letters and cute numbers until they're next trip to the
        place with shops and stores. I am crying.
      "
        -The Rural Amercan Teecher, 1929

      "Students 2day use spensive pens. They like, what the heck is a strait
        pin and nib(?) (dont' get me started on quills). They need to stop riting
        and facus on sports and singing so they can be rich.
      "
        -PTA Paper,1941

      "Pens ruin teachy-smarts in US. Kids use pens. Throw pens away.
        Good US goodness, not waste, gone. Shop-shop and save-save all gone.
        Me eat pens. Pens good food, not write-write.
      "
        -a cave, 1950

      The quotes above are real, btw, I got them using my time machine (thanks John T.), a Britney Spears album which I dropped off in the early 1800's, and Google Talk, so please no comments to the effect that I made these up. That kind of thing hurts. Seriously. Ouch.

    23. Re:They don't realise language changes. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 2

      Any one else note that this guy spelled "Colour" wrong? (I'm British, and I'm making a point here).

    24. Re:They don't realise language changes. by karlfr · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Dark" doesn't mean dumb, it means unknown.

      Gosh! I wonder why the Dark Ages are so unknown? Could it be that people stopped writing things down?

    25. Re:They don't realise language changes. by baryon351 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's OK, I knew what you meant anyway :)

    26. Re:They don't realise language changes. by poptones · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with instant communication, like chat and SMS, is that by encouraging this abbreviated slang it encourages ambiguity and incoherence as well.

      yes, things were so much better in the days of the telegraph, when people were charged by the letter or word and so made every effort to ABBREVIATE their message to the recipient.

      Oh, wait... the telegraph is still around! And still in wide use on the amateur radio bands! People having been using the ancestor of SMS for decades now, so how is this problem (allegedly) suddenly on the rise?

      Oh, that's right... it isn't. This is just more quacking from unfed ducks. At least once a decade we get articles like this from some mumble-mumble know it all professor somewhere ranting about how literacy is on the decline.

    27. Re:They don't realise language changes. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, well, I was typing in a rare moment of political correctness.

      One of my personal favorites was his speech about gynaecologists, and how they should be free to "spread their love for women across this great land of ours." I mean, this man goes way beyond simple foot-in-mouth disorder.

      I think I'd like to sneak into the MiB control room for a few minutes, to see if GWB is up on their big board of resident space aliens. I would think he probably is.

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    28. Re:They don't realise language changes. by realityfighter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Romans had a similar view when they carved their tombstones and road signs. The result was a separate "mini-language" that takes extra study to decipher. For example, there are abbreviations for all of the common Roman names and certain positions in the government and military. Certain popular phrases were merely acronymed out a la SPQR. 4 years of Latin really won't help deciphering a Roman tombstone. You have to either be fluent in the language and extremely knowledgable about history, or have a codex created for you by someone who is. They honestly assumed that their audience would be Roman, and would simply "know what they meant anyway."

      Can you imagine a future scholar trying to decipher AIMspeak? I imagine the Roman inscription rules, but made up on the fly, relying on puns and phonetic mutations, and I shudder. The future had better breed some damn fine linguists if we want 20th century culture to be recorded accurately.

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    29. Re:They don't realise language changes. by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not called the "dark ages" because everyone was stupid, it's been called the "dark ages" for so long because we just haven't known a lot about the period.

      Well, Petrarca called it Dark Ages in the XIV-th century and he certainly knew more about it than you seem to, as he actively tried to recover as many writings from Antiquity as he could. And the "Monks saved our culture" argument was dissected by a previous poster already. The scientific part, especially, went down the drain in Europe - the Arabs preserved and developed it in the first Millenium - and eventually passed it back through Spain (to monks, as well - and the parts monks cared for). Why, at the time Khayyam was solving cubic equations (XI-th century) Europe had little idea what Geometry meant because Euclid didn't parse as Latina Vulgata. "It's all Greek to me," eh? Mathematics, Physics, Medicine, Architecture - by all accounts Europe was the land of barbarians at the time and civilisation rested with the Moors. Even Literature, insofar as it pertained to non-religious writings. Why do you think so much Greek theater and poetry is lost nowadays? An please, a documented opinion for a change.

      I'm not even going to compare the level of education in Ancient Greece to the Europe of the second half of the first Millenium, it's a complete joke. 'Look, Ma, I no longer know how to write so I've rediscovered this wonderful oral tradition to pass on poetry! later I'll invent minstrels, everyone will love it!' So yes, there was a reason for calling the Dark Ages dark and it's not the one you think it was.

    30. Re:They don't realise language changes. by ScriptedReplay · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of these manuscripts were translated into arab, which Averroes later translated into latin. This is probably were the faulty notion, that the arabs preserved all of the greek texts, came from.

      Or perhaps from the fact that Arabs actually did something with them. Where Europeans had all but forgotten Aristotle, Arabs actually studied it, not merely copied over Greek gibberish. Even more - while upon reintroduction in the West Aristotle became something of a dogma, the Arabs had no restraint debating it and pointing out mistakes. I would say this qualifies as preservation in both letter and spirit. And what about Medicine? The heritage of Hippocrates and Galenus came back to Europe mainly through Ibn Sina (Avicenna) and in general through Arab physicians. I won't even touch Mathematics or Astronomy.

      A manuscript that is only recopied to gather dust is for all intents and purposes a dead manuscript. The content is nore important than the form and the Arabs kept the content alive and moving forward for so much of what later become European science. And I for one am grateful for it (Christian as I am)

    31. Re:They don't realise language changes. by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The first point I would make is that George Orwell was not talking about the same 'literacy' that article was talking about. Orwell was making commentary regarding the ability of individuals to talk but convey no real meaning. I syntactically correct prose with no content. This is what we in the contemporary period would probably call managerial speak (itself a pun in the language coined in 1984).

      The generational decline of language as being successive from its predecessor is regarded as the etymological falacy. Whether they are correct, linguistics critics that is, the jury is still out.

      The article mentioned nothing about morals. That is only your associative mind at work making something irrelevant seem relevant.

      The author is not talking about people's ability to communicate. Most five year olds have a moderate grasp on the syntactic nature of english. He is talking about the ability of individuals to transmit a stream of conscious to paper. This is not postmodern crap. This is plain writing ability.

      It is irrefutable this is in recession. Term papers and examinations as well as the constant barrage of media provide more than enough case study material. Linguistics, sociologist and anthropologists with more time than me dedicate much research to this.

      Your right, communication has changed. There are new form and it is generally faster. However, the basic units of professional writing have remained. Periodicals and treatsies persevere. An sms of 'c u l8r' does not transmit the same volume and value of content as Henry Thoreau's Thinking Like A Mountain.

      I would argue that the decline in language is concurrent with people reading less formal literature. Goerge Orwells political commentary may be such, and so might be Henry Thoreau. At the least it wont do them any harm and with luck it might provide role models for their own scholastic meanderings.

    32. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Metex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      is to express what you mean clearly and precisely so that people can understand you.

      True however usually when we write something we try to create something that a small subset of people can understand. The one thing you forgot to add to this sentance is that the choice of audiance is getting smaller and smaller.

      Historians write diffrently(choice of words, style of argument, tense ect.) then buissnessmen. Which is diffrent then scientist. It is just a basic fact of life. This thing annoys the hell out of me especially in science.

      imaginary number? Well use an i... wait no I am an EE major lets use a j... but I am communicating with a math major.... damn wtf do I use? Or my all time favorite hey P is for power... actually p is for power if I am in EE... wait no Q with a dot over it is power if I am a thermo engineer... the uglyness of it all

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    33. Re:They don't realise language changes. by syousef · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The entire point of writing (well, at least this form of writing; obviously, things like novels and poetry are a different story) is to express what you mean clearly and precisely so that people can understand you

      Rubbish. If that were true you wouldn't use English, you'd use mathematics, or a computer language. English and just about every language in the world are by their very nature imprecise, open to multiple interpretations, and deeply entrenched in the culture of the day. People who think otherwise are living in a fantasy world.

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    34. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that, by not bothering to follow standardized grammatical and spelling rules, a writer offloads the work of discerning the meaning of their statement onto the reader, instead of making it (relatively) clear and unambiguous.

      It's laziness, pure and simple, on the part of the writer.

      Spelling and grammar weren't standardized just for fun, or as part of some greater conspiracy by the Man to stifle your creativity, but because it makes text a lot easier to read than if everyone makes up their own rules. A reader shouldn't have to go over your writing more than once, trying to figure out what the hell you meant, and that's often what happens when you don't bother to even sort out which word to use.

      The fact that a reader can understand you, doesn't mean that you're not being an arrogant and lazy writer, by making them work for what ought to be unambiguous and clear.

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    35. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's a perfect example of why proper punctuation is important (not mine, I stole it from someone else, can't remember who though):

      I helped my uncle jack off a horse

      I'm either a very helpful, or a very sick person. Which one is anyone's guess.

    36. Re:They don't realise language changes. by Allahades · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does Tony Long start with the Comic book generation? Look at all the bad things that have happened to English since the 11th century! Sloppy writers have stopped using the letter /ð/ and have replaced it with such barbarities as /th/. English's accusative case has been wantonly abandoned except for in a handful of words ('whom,' 'him'-- where the /m/ is a vestigular inflection). Yes, back in the good old days, everyone wrote good, proper English, like this:

      Fæder ure u e eart on heofonum; Si in nama gehalgod to becume in rice gewure ðin willa on eorðan swa swa on heofonum. urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todæg and forgyf us ure gyltas swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum and ne gelæd u us on costnunge ac alys us of yfele solice.

      Seriously, all languages change. People don't like to hear this, but it's true. If the written language doesn't keep up, then the vernacular starts to look less and less like the official written language. Written English is already several steps removed from spoken English (for example, all those silent /e/'s used to be pronounced). Someday, inevitably, spoken English will evolve into something so different from today's English that people will need glosses and/or a translation to read this Slashdot thread, just like we can't read old English or some Middle English without aid.

    37. Re:They don't realise language changes. by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rubbish. If that were true you wouldn't use English, you'd use mathematics, or a computer language.

      No, you'd use a language that most people understood.

      English and just about every language in the world are by their very nature imprecise, open to multiple interpretations, and deeply entrenched in the culture of the day.

      And a writer with a decent knowledge of a language will use these imprecisions to their advantage - the true beauty of language lies in the fact that a sentence may have many different meanings, depending on the context.

    38. Re:They don't realise language changes. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sadly, that's an actual job description at some ranches (how else do you think they get that frozen stud sperm?).

    39. Re:They don't realise language changes. by VxJasonxV · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://bash.org/?367896
      (Fashykekes) Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

      Famous quote.

      Famous in the tech/IRC/bash world of course.

  3. wrong by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 5, Insightful

    there is always paranoia about "declining communication skills." At the same time there are always contradicting studies showing how language skills are actually increasing. Langauge and usage is always being analyzed way too much.. language is what it is. It is a method of communicating thoughts and ideas with others. As long as we understand each other there is nothing "wrong" and we are devolving or whatever these people seem to think. language exists because we created it for our benefit. People who can't accept that language evolves and branches off for different purposes are close-minded and ignorant to reality.

    1. Re:wrong by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you really think of something if you don't have the words to describe it?

      And even if you could wrap your head around a concept for which there are no words to describe, how can you communicate it to others? That's the problem. Your ability to think is strongly linked to your language skills. It's not that we wouldn't be able to understand each other, just that nobody would have anything worth saying!
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:wrong by SetupWeasel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Langauge and usage is always being analyzed way too much.. language is what it is. It is a method of communicating thoughts and ideas with others. As long as we understand each other there is nothing "wrong" and we are devolving or whatever these people seem to think.

      That is the easy way out. Sure, there are a few rules that can be safely ignored, but grammar is essentally a way to structure your thoughts in written text to be understood by others. Both parties need to know the key to unencrypt the meaning. People who write without concern for grammar are not unintelligible, but people who use grammar correctly are better understood. Language does change, and grammar should reflect that, but if everyone makes their own rules, soon no one will understand anyone else. There must be a uniform set of rules that are malleable but not volatile.

    3. Re:wrong by robson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      there is always paranoia about "declining communication skills." At the same time there are always contradicting studies showing how language skills are actually increasing. Langauge and usage is always being analyzed way too much.. language is what it is. It is a method of communicating thoughts and ideas with others. As long as we understand each other there is nothing "wrong" and we are devolving or whatever these people seem to think. language exists because we created it for our benefit. People who can't accept that language evolves and branches off for different purposes are close-minded and ignorant to reality.


      Yet there are reasons why grammatical rules exist -- those rules facilitate the accurate communication of thoughts and ideas to others. For example, your partial failure to capitalize the first word of your sentences make your post a little harder to read than it would be otherwise. When you misspell "language" as "langauge", it's a distraction from the flow of points you're trying to make. When you say "Langauge and usage skills is always being analyzed way too much", and you use the singular "is" rather than the plural "are", are you referring only to language or only to skills? This sort of imprecision may seem trivial, but if you stack enough of those trivial imprecisions up your text quickly becomes incomprehensible.

      It's true that language evolves to serve the needs of its users, but I think it's important that we distinguish between evolution and simple poor grammar.

      (Sure, -1 Grammar Nazi, but it's relevant here, right?) :)
  4. I Blame Webster by starling · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, the guy with the 'u' phobia and the 'z' fetish.

    1. Re:I Blame Webster by starling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ITYM 'loose'. Oh, and I think your shift key's busted :p

      Actually, I'm not convinced that the spelling and grammar is any worse these days so much as there are more people writing who wouldn't have in earlier times. Plus, English is a living language in a constant state of flux; there never really was a single correct set of rules.

      I suppose I could RTFA, but that would be cheating ...

  5. Not quite surprising! by metlin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Indeed. But why does this not surprise me?

    Why go far, look right here on Slashdot. These are geeks, supposedly the folks who're "smarter" than the average population.

    And even here, instead of accepting grammatical and spelling mistakes, people would rather flame you for correcting them. Not to mention the piss-poor quality of writing that most Slashdotters (and the editors) have. If you can follow the rules in a programming language, why is it so hard to do so for a natural language?

    Personally, if folks do not communicate in good English, I'd simply not respond - be it IM, SMS or e-mail. And guess what? Most folks talk a lot better English when they're communicating with me, simply because they know that they'd not get a response - or that they'd get their English corrected.

    I do not care if you are using e-mail, IM or SMS, use that period and use that apostrophe. Use appropriate and proper punctuation, capitalization, spelling and grammar, else I'm simply not talking to you.

    That needs to be the general attitude, if we want to see any semblance of Good English (TM) exist in the next few generations.

    Seriously, encourage your kids to look up that dictionary. Encourage them to read good literature, aside from the pop crap that exists today. Encourage them to write, to put down their thoughts. The only way you are going to develop writing skills is by writing.

    1. Re:Not quite surprising! by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "...I do not care if you are using e-mail, IM or SMS, use that period and use that apostrophe..."

      If I'm typing a simple one-sentance line or single word, I'll leave end-punctuation out most of the time. However, if I'm putting enough of my thought into a single [send], that warrants seperation, I'll use a period or an elipsis (which I usually use, even in the above mentioned case), both of which followed by appropriate spacing. I tend not to capatilize first words, but I do so with proper nouns. Also, when I'm quoting/paraphrasing/"putting words into one's mouth" another person or myself, I'll use quotes. Nothing is more annoying to me than someone who types: "i was like don't say that lol and he was alright I wont"

      I'll be the first to admit that my grammar on IM is far from "proper", but at least what I type is legible. I follow a set of rules, and rarely deviate from them. In emails and forum posts, I follow a set of rules a bit closer to the form of proper grammar that I would use in an essay or novel.

      "...The only way you are going to develop writing skills is by writing...

      Fanfiction might not be taken seriously, but I currently have five semi-novel length, and according to nearly everyone that's read them, novel quality books over the last two and a half years. As a result, I've seen my skills and adherence to grammar rules (unorthodox as explained above, or otherwise) increase greatly.

    2. Re:Not quite surprising! by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember to differentiate between contexts that cleanly fit into the traditional writing category (email, blogs) and those that replace spoken communication (IMs, text messages). Usage of spoken english is different than written english, and we don't know what apropriate general usage for realtime textual communication looks like yet.

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  6. The abuse of language by Tet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I couldn't agree more. However, it's not just a case of me getting frustrated at the apparent lack of schooling of the people with whom I'm interacting. Nor is it just a case of language evolving. No, it's reaching the point where I'm genuinely struggling to understand what people are saying. As an example, I see an increasing number of people writing "no" when they mean "know". Since my brain is conditioned to associate a completely different meaning to the word "no", I have to do a double take before I can work out what they meant. When combined with a total absence of punctuation, I'm left wondering how the generation of today manage to communicate with each other at all, let alone with others.

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    1. Re:The abuse of language by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Baloney.

      I read books from the 1800's and 1900's regularly, and while the language may sometimes seem a bit stilted and quirky I have never found a case where they have done something as stupid and evil as use an incorrect homophone just because it was shorter to type.

      What you're suggesting means that Google's principle "Do No Evil" could mean "Do Know Evil". Or maybe it means "Do Know e-Ville"?

      Spelling matters. I'm tired of cryptic email that is so full of typos, misspellings and mangled grammar that it could mean ten different things.

    2. Re:The abuse of language by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Things changes.

      Women used to not wear pants.

      The aristocracy didn't. It was not too uncommon among the peasantry, since practicality often won out there. Ladies didn't wear trousers, but women most certainly did.

      Men had short hair.

      For some periods in history, yes. In many cultures, long hair was considered a sign of virility (not surprisingly, since hair growth is linked to testosterone). In the 18th century it was fashionable for men to have long braided hair. The idea that men should have short hair is a fairly modern one.

      We were ranked by a persons pedigree and not by their job title or money.

      Only among the aristocracy, who didn't have jobs. Among the lower aristocracy wealth was very important. I presume you've read Jane Austin, and therefor recall that Mr Bingley (who only had £5,000 a year) was 'nothing next to Mr Darcy' whose income was £10,000 a year.

      Moving further down the social hierarchy, the job was important. Members of the professions (soldiers or priests, for example) were more respected than members of the trades. A professional might hope to marry the younger daughter of a junior aristocrat, while a tradesman would not.

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  7. 1984 by McGiraf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goerge was wrong.
    So instead of double speek in 1984, we get half speek in 2006.

    1. Re:1984 by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...we get half speek

      Apparently we're not even doing that well.

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  8. Its teh intarweb by inverselimit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As more and more of the reading I do comes from blogs, comments, and other web-based, unedited communications, I find myself making more and more errors. These are spelling and grammar and sound-alike (their vs there) mistakes that I would never have made years ago, when most of my exposure to written language came from carefully vetted print. A downside of the immediacy of the Internet is that there is little time or inclination to edit and double-check. The resulting degeneration of the language is noticeable. I don't know how to reverse it, but it is pretty embarassing when I make such basic, I-should-know-better mistakes. And I cringe when I see them creeping into more formal communications (signs, etc) as well.

  9. What Comic Book Generation? by Penguinoflight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The generation of young people who are currently ruining spelling and grammar rules are children of the comic book generation, if not grandchildren. Slangs develop for a reason, but this reason must be with the communication of other people. A better explanation of forming slangs is the increasing disconnection between the older generation and younger generation. The disconnect stems from many things including broken families, fewer job opporutities for teenagers, and the increasing age of professionalism. Some people simply decide that the extra wait is not worthwhile, and adolecents work to communicate with their undereducated peers. You see this phenomenon in some of the most prominent hobbies, such as car repair/performance modification, and in video game console repair/modification.

    Sometimes parents need to understand that they give their children advice, AND an environment. The child may listen to advice, but will not be able to avoid paying attention to their environment. The environment in this case has nothing to do with comic books however.

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  10. Paragraphs by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, this very article - with hardly a coherent paragraph, shows the trend clealy.

  11. The problem is consistency by Nichotin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do not have a problem with the language undergoing natural evolution. The issue is that some ways of speaking / writing gets allowed, which makes the language less consistent and full of things that mean the same. Being Norwegian, I have seen my language getting raped by youngsters who appearantly do not care that their sloppy use of the language gives their sentence two or three different interpretations. It is the old "Hang him not, wait until I come" vs. "Hang him, not wait until I come" (Ok, this thing does not sound that good in English, as it is a common Norwegian expamle.)

    1. Re:The problem is consistency by Lovejoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Too right. One of the words that has suffered from this linquistic drift is "unique," which in English means "one of a kind." Now, we Americans, (and possibly Brits, I don't know) often use this word to mean "unusual," "cool," or "neat-o." I actually heard a commercial the other day describing something as "unique and one-of-a-kind."

      It's very frustrating.

      I don't care that language changes - I'm a descriptivist. I care that language becomes less useful and less precise. We already have lots of words to mean "unusual," but few that mean "unique." Now we have to say "one-of-a-kind," which the folks will probably start using to mean "unusual."

      Now, if someone had even a passing familarity with Latin, she would know that the prefix "uni" means "one," and that "unique" probably means, "one-of-a-kind," not "cool." That's the argument the Classicists would make, at least.

    2. Re:The problem is consistency by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

      The much-quoted Latin examples are:
      Ibis redibis numquam in bello perribis.
      and
      Reginam occidere nolite timere bonum est.

      And I agree with you, although I myself belong to the younger generations (well, maybe not... I'm 23, but I have already started saying things like 'in my day...' ;) ). However, as a linguist, I am very interested in whatever is going to come out of it.

      For instance, there was the 1337 phase in Internet communication; from where I stand, it certainly seems to be in decline. However, many people predicted the inevitable catastrophical decline in literacy that just didn't happen; the Internet started using common English instead.
      Of course, certain sub-cultural elements were developed; a form of slang naturally exists - but that doesn't change the fact that we do not, in fact, communicate in 1337 crypto-code, but in normal English sentences. We do understand the code, which is evident in so many would-be jokes in the frosty piss area (mostly modded down, I'm sad to note), but do note - we joke about it. We don't use it regularly.

      These youngsters of yours will learn to appreciate the art of more precise use of language in time... if no sooner, than at the point they get a slap in a face from a girl they wanted to kiss, just because of a carelessly worded pick-up line.

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    3. Re:The problem is consistency by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, yes... the #1 pick-up line of all times:
      Say, does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?

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    4. Re:The problem is consistency by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      do not think that net-speak will become a widely used language, simply because it seems too informal to be used in any serious context. That is all.

      Well, there you have it.

      Current net-speak was not entirely made up from scratch anyway; I'm not a native English speaker, but I'd wager that the numbers-for-letters and numbers-for-parts-of-words substitutions were already known in the English language.
      I have studied exactly that phenomenon once, albeit in respect to Croatian and Slovenian. Slovenian has about the same kind of numbers-for-parts-of-words substitutions as English does, while Croatian, genetically, geographically and culturally much closer to Slovenian, does not.
      I have concluded that the major factor was the relation of phonology and spelling; Croatian spelling is much more phonological in its nature, hence dicouraging this kind of wordplay. (Croatian language is much too pompous in some other areas as well, in my opinion, bu that's not the issue now.)

      And I have noted - mainly from experience - that people (children) like to experiment with language quite a lot, especially until certain age (it usually stops somewhere at the end of puberty); then they continue using the more-or-less standard idiom. I believe that this toying with language is a valuable part of language learning process, so I definitely would not prohibit my future students from doing so, as long as they proved they knew wat they were toying with and how.

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    5. Re:The problem is consistency by hazah · · Score: 2, Funny

      In russian we have. "Kill him, not show mercy" or "Kill him not, show mercy". :)

    6. Re:The problem is consistency by ArwynH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Too true. I remember an ad in Tesco(British Supermarket). It read: "Permanently slashed prices! Forever!". It pained me every time I saw that ad.

      If you think about it a bit however, it's not so much that the general population have gotten less literate, it's more that they're writing more. Welcome to the Information age. The age where every John Doe can send a txt 2 u.

      *sigh*

      I guess this is just another one of these things we'll have to learn to deal with...

    7. Re:The problem is consistency by Thalagyrt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bash.org quote #367896

      <Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

      :)

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    8. Re:The problem is consistency by archen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that's the nature of a language where general usage has a very limited vocabulary. My wife learned English as her second language and often relates about how difficult it is to learn because it has so many words, but admits that it's nice because you can say EXACTLY what you mean. As our education system declines, people find it harder and harder to express themselves. So they end up using words that are similar, but not necessarily the same. The result is a blurring of meanings, which directly leads to very vague ideas in the language. As people adapt this language it becomes difficult to really say what you mean, so you end up with ridiculous redundant concepts like "one-of-a-kind uniqueness", because people have lost the clarity in using the words correctly in the first place.

  12. "Comic book generation" by Briareos · · Score: 2, Informative

    Maybe it's just me, but aside from a speling(sic!) error here and there I hardly ever find bigger errors (not to mention the LOL, ROTFL, etc. "monstrosities" he mentions) in comic books, and there's a lot of interesting stories that are more than just the pulp he thinks they are out there - and of course there's also a lot of printed dreck novels out there - Rosamunde Pilcher, anyone?

    Can we please call it the "1337 chat generation" already?

    KTHXBYE.

    np: Luke Vibert - Acidisco (YosepH)

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  13. good thing too by nickgrieve · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could be said that more people are using the written word for communications now than ever before. And don't get too hung up on spelling. Before the dictionary words were a lot more fluid than they are even now. Even Shakespeare was found to spell his own name different ways... are we going to say he had trouble putting his thoughts down on paper in a coherant manner...

  14. Some writing is becoming unintelligible by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i cnt c ur problem m8. :)

    But seriously, kiddie slang is one thing, but when the degradation reaches the point at which the writer is no longer understandable, that's not language evolution as part of some natural process of change, that's just illiteracy, pure and simple.

    Here's a small anecdote I sometimes relate when this subject comes up. When I'm not messing around on Slashdot, I often help out on some on-line programming forums, particularly those dedicated to helping less experienced people learn new skills. The quality of posts there vary from nicely written, polite, clear requests for help, to L337sp33k "can u do my homework 4 me kthx" drivel. Guess which posts the expert volunteers invest their time answering?

    The really saddening thing, though, is when you see a post from someone who clearly is making a genuine effort, but simply isn't making sense because their language skills are so poor. Some of us try to help those people to clarify what they're asking and to form their questions more helpfully, but at the end of the day, their lack of literacy is directly disadvantaging them. If that's what they get on a board dedicated to helping them and run by volunteers who are willing to give up a certain amount of their time for that purpose, what are they going to get in the job market, for example?

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  15. Orwell said it better by Pavatius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Orwell wrote this same essay with more style and more grace in 1946. He also wrote it with a point in mind. It's called 'Politics and the English Language'. Google it and read it instead of this lame Wired article.

    This essay is just a rant and that the coming generation is doomed, doomed, doomed! People have been saying that about the coming generation since ancient times. Ironically for someone who criticizes the emptiness of writing in the modern age, the author also says very little. Some writing by some people sucks. There are a lot of some people. Duh.

    The author also ignores the enormous quantity of written material produced on a daily basis. Just because his friends and acquaintences are semi-literate doesn't mean the rest of us travel in the same circles of bad grammar and poor diction. It's really a sort of pompous thing to say from a position of authority that 'the world' can't write, read MY article it will tell you so. Sigh. Noob.

  16. Other pressures by Bombula · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think we will start to see more of an impact on literacy from the employment market in the coming years. One of the biggest things I hear employers complain about is that young hires can barely write a coherent sentence, and consequently can't be relied upon to compose text for important presentations, reports, and so on. Assuming grammar checking software that magically turns shite into gold doesn't materialize in the very near future, we may well see an emphasis on writing skills trickle down from the knowledge-worker market to universities, colleges, and high schools. Let's hope so, anyway.

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  17. Stamp Out Bad Words! by Tony · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I fucking hate the word "usage." Nobody uses it correctly, if there is a single correct use. Usually, the use "usage" when they mean "use."

    What total losage.

    I blame comic books. They contribute to a short attention span. Fucking comic books, with their pretty pictures and busty, half-clad superwomen. Mmmmm.... Superwoman. If Superwoman and Wonder Woman had a fight in, say, a tub of Jell-o, who do you think would lose her top first?

    More people communicate today than have ever communicated before. The poor grammar they exhibit is probably a result of these amatuers being, well, amatuers. People 100 years ago mostly didn't write; those that did were generally better-educated.

    I would say that literacy is on the rise, not the inverse.

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  18. Don't throw stones... by gubbas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not to flame you or anything like that, but you should have used a semicolon instead of a comma after the word "grammar" in the fifth paragraph. ;-)

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  19. Comic Book Generation? by monopole · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um, comic book generation? Has this fellow just recieved "Seduction of the Innocent" via Pony Express? The average Generation Y kid has seldom seen a comic book, they don't show up on the news stand anymore. The average of the modern comic book reader is 34 and the level of the high end of the comic book market is considerably more literate than this fool. For example Warren Ellis'es issue of Planetary "Death Machine Telemetry" discusses the afterlife, nanotechnology, Richard Feynman, the Delphic oracle (and speculations on the biochemical nature of the fumes they inhaled) and the Kabbalah in one brilliant episode. Ellis probably used a shorter word count than this wanker used.

    Of course he might mean manga, having been confused by the mysterious ways of the distant orient. Given that a huge percentage of the population read manga over in Japan, and use e-mail and texting, this must account for their horrific litteracy rates. Horrifically high that is.

  20. Sometimes writing really does change for the worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, I'm over 40 and (therefore) hopelessly out of touch. I have my own set of grammatic foibles (using of parentheses to offer alternate readings is one (recursive use of parentheses another)) that I ask readers to cope with. Ignore me if you like.

    My big complaint with some writers who are growing up as part of the IM generation (we had zephyr-grams, and we liked 'em! - so there) is the use of styles that make text easier to write but harder to read. Things like lack of punctuation, no capitalization, numbers as abbreviations for words make writing quick, are handy when trying to write text on phone keypad, but slow down the reader.

  21. College Grading by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I start out with a statement: "Chat speak" is not permitted in any form and is defined it as using punctuation symbols or shorthand as cognates for words and concepts that are normally expressed with letters. To wit, Using "@" for "at" or "2" for "to" or "too" or "U" for "you" is not permitted and not limited to those examples. Abbreviations are permitted as long as an abbreviation appears in Webster's New World College Dictionary and conforms either to the Chicago or APA styles. Any usage of "chat speak" in any communication to me in query to this class or through the normal course of instruction, test answer for grade or essay submitted for grade will result in my ignoring the communication and automatically marking the answer as incorrect or marking the grade down on the essay.

    Stops that "Hey prof U are keepin me outta grad skool can i meet U @ yr office 2 talk? ;) thx" bullshit in its tracks.

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    Comparing it to Windows will be a moot point, since El Dorado is going to have a 40% larger code base than XP.
  22. Turning it off and on is the problem. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We all use slang, we all use abbreviations, jargon and impolite ways of speaking, especially with friends and family. The problem i run into is more and more people who cant "Turn it off" when they need to. People who use the same bad grammar when writing an office e-mail that they do when chatting with buddies online or at happy hour. Kids who cant write a coherent written sentence because they are so used to using slang. Its nothing that different from what I say when talking to friends, or get into a flamewar, but i DONT use it in the office, or when meeting someone for the first time, or when applying for a job. Thats the problem.

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  23. Wait, what? by mattpointblank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What, the use of AIM and MSN etc is causing a decline in spelling skills! Unpossible!

    Seriously, this is a big issue. My little sister is 14 and whenever I see her on the computer she's typing away to her friends in another language. It's more than just the old cliché "lol"s and "omfg"s, it's also a large influence from 'ghetto' speak or whatever you want to call that particular variety of pidgin English. All her friends do the same and it's so difficult to decipher it. Contractions are the order of the day, even contractions of contractions, so "uk babe" means "are you okay, my dear?" - that one's quite ambiguous to a non-savvy reader. Also, these other words creep in from spoken language; eg, in Nottingham it seems to be 'cool' for these kids to refer to members of the female gender as "gyals" - your guess is as good as mine as to how this one's pronounced, but they all know what it means.

    The fact is (and I'm speaking as an English undergraduate) that written and spoken language are (obviously) two very different beasts, but the rise of technology and the communications advances it brings have blurred the lines. What method of communication is IM - spoken or written? Logic would say written, but virtually nobody (below the age of 20, anyway) types as they would write in, say, a letter. Instant Messaging and other forms of online communication (email, forums, etc) aren't one or the other, but they do tend to show closer links with spoken language, which is having a detrimental effect on written language since the twain should never meet, historically. We know it's becoming an issue when kids are handing in exam papers written in 'net shorthand, and if there aren't better controls established either in schools to make sure kids can see the differences, or online to try to limit the level of intellect-crushing abrvtns, the future generations are gonna be really limited.

  24. historical myopia by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    this thought is nothing new: morals, the language, etc.: it's all going to pot, the end of the world is nigh, etc.

    bullshit

    what is going on is that some people are almost autistic in their attachment to certain signifiers of what "good language" is or what "moral behavior" is

    human beings need morality, and they need to communicate. these needs are nver going away, nor are our ability to satisfy those needs ever going away

    it is just that, from one century to the next, what signifies these things changes

    but so you have some people becoming hysterical ninnies because what signifies these things to them changes, and they can't deal with it

    they're just brittle people

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    1. Re:historical myopia by nagora · · Score: 2, Insightful
      they need to communicate. these needs are nver going away,

      A classic example of the smug "I'm on the cutting edge of language, I just look dumb" crowd that spurn clear communication as old-fashioned. Capitals, and most typographic conventions, add information to your writing for a tiny, tiny amount of extra effort. Throwing away (which is not the same as developing) a system which has been honed by centuries of trial and error is a sign of foolishness and an inability to grasp complex ideas rather than any some special talent to be proud of.

      TWW

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  25. not to be flip, but isn't this natural? by xeno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good. More jobs for me, and with a little work, my kids. (Ok, it's a lot of work, including reading to my kids 30-45 minutes a day, and the older one (6) is transitioning to reading to us. But I digress.)

    Seriously, not everyone can be a rocket scientist. Some folks have to take less mentally-strenuous jobs, and the upside to that is that it takes less education and effort to get a job that focuses on rote process or repetitive simple problem-solving. Of course, there's the whole unfairness issue relating to people who work in jobs that are physically or emotionally draining for shit pay, but that's not the issue here. It used to be that motivated people could rise to hit the maximum vocation that their formal or self education allowed. Now it seems that educated people sink to the vocational level that their self motivation and application of that education allows. Same effect, no?

    My brother, for example, is an overeducated undermotivated weenie who's dumbed himself down with IM-speak, and wonders why he's not an appealing job candidate. But that brings up an interesting issue: I don't think that the deterioration of language skills can be examined in a vacuum. What about the deterioration of social skills that seems to accompany the IM-speak txting crap? IM/TXT communciations involve effects from reduced level of effort, lack of persistence, reduced affect, and perceived levels of anonymity.

    All I have is anecdotal evidence, but the idea of sending thank-you letters, participating in professional societies, and writing articles for review by your peers seems totally alien to that crowd. And I don't mean to be stuck-up about that. An article for your peers might be a well-written blog entry or a political rant in email, not necessarily an academic paper. >>>> My point is that if you notice that people are sharing soundbites instead of whole ideas, then it makes sense to take a look at the mode of sharing, not just the sound-bite vs whole-idea issue.

    Jon

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  26. Re:Sometimes writing really does change for the wo by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They also make for a worse overall reading experience. I'm only 23 (and therefore not *quite* out of touch) but I can't stand overuse of abbreviations and rubbish punctuation. On a mobile phone it can be excused but when writing a letter, or even a /. posting, more effort should be put into creating something both readable and articulate. Of course, a few minor spelling/grammer/punctuation mistakes *should* be tolerated :P

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  27. Re:English != Programming by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying that English is like Perl?

  28. anachrolicious by macsox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    comic book generation? was this written in 1950? what kid reads comic books today? and, incidentally, my memory is that comic books have fairly good grammar and spelling, with the exceptions of your 'pow's and 'biff's.

  29. Undergraduate students' writing skills by ctid · · Score: 3, Informative

    I recently taught a course to help undergraduate students to write English properly. I made them all create blogs and told them to write a short review of a game every week. Most weeks I conducted a "critique" session on Friday, where I went through every review and gave pointers on style, grammar and punctuation (mostly the latter two). I think the most interesting thing that I learned was that most students don't think of these things as important at all. So for a long time, some of them had significant problems understanding the difference between writing properly and not writing properly. Often they would write just as they speak, and it took a while for them to understand that this looks wrong. Many of my students had an extremely hard time finding errors in their own writing, no matter how many times they re-read it. When I asked students to edit other students' work, they tended to lack the confidence in their own ability to do this. The technique that most of them found most helpful was to concentrate hard on the structure of paragraphs and to build up paragraphs sentence by sentence in a very formulaic way.

    I think that over the course of the module, most students did improve somewhat and they said that they enjoyed it. However, I have doubts about how much of what they learned will stick during the rest of their studies. I feel that it will be pretty hard for them to undo fifteen years of neglect of their English writing skills.

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  30. Re:No.. by pomo+monster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you say, but from whence the pudding? As language gets more freeform--that is, while remaining cognizant of the rules and informed by convention, likelier and likelier nevertheless to flaunt them, to deliberately ignore them for purposes not apparently so much in evidence to you--does that not make it more expressive, not less? Dashing off a text message replete with abbreviations and symbol mash might indicate thoughtlessness, if sent to someone you barely know. The same thing might indicate a shared sense of privacy, if to a friend or close associate. Either way, the literal interpretation of your message is given color and additional meaning by your chosen form of expression, much pithier for having avoided the verbosity of conventional (read: stodgy) English, and correspondingly so more piercing and direct.

    Communication is nothing if not contextual in essence and expression, and to declare that it is robbed of meaning by our contemporary canvas, wide at the margins, is to mistake grammar for literary intent.

  31. Re:Sometimes writing really does change for the wo by Lovejoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree, Jane. If a Slashdot post, Usenet posting, or distribution list is so poorly written that it pains me, I just ignore it. If someone doesn't respect me enough to take the most basic care, I don't feel the need to read their thoughts. Their thoughts are invariably as sloppy as their mechanics.

    Now, I'm not a pedant - I'm talking about posts that don't use any capital letters- very rarely use punctuation, and string half-baked thoughts together like popcorn on a Christmas tree. I'm not talking about people who make mistakes -that's all of us. I'm talking about people who don't care that they make 20 mistakes in a single post/email.

  32. Re:Sometimes writing really does change for the wo by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I, too, am 23 and completely concur. When I write things, it is on the assumption that other people will read them. To write them in a way that makes this difficult is nothing short of impolite. Since the circulation for my published articles can be in the hundred thousands (thanks OSNews / Slashdot), that is a lot of people for me to be impolite to at once. Generally, I prefer to only be rude to people one at a time.

    I learned to read when I was three. Over the last twenty years, my brain has gradually optimised the paths used to recognise words and parse phrases and sentences until the point where I can do it very quickly. If you write in a way that is ambiguous, then I have to pause and try both ways of interpreting your sentence. If you spell things incorrectly, then I will have to backtrack and re-parse. If you use 'you're' instead of 'your' (for example) then I will get to the end of your sentence, realise it doesn't make sense, and spend a second re-parsing it. Over the length of an article, then a number of mistakes like this may waste a minute or two of my time[1]. Now, imagine you have 100,000 readers. You have just wasted 100,000 person-minutes. That works out at just under seventy person-days. If you are willing to waste that much time out of laziness then you are no better than a spammer.

    [1] Actually, it won't. I will simply decide that if your ideas are not important enough to express well, then they are not important enough for me to read, and move on.

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  33. Technology Exposes Reality by xdroop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree -- the technology is not leading to an inability to communicate. Technology is making it possible to circulate written items far more widely and easily than before. This merely exposes a reality long hidden: the vast majority of people have never been able to communicate in the written form.

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  34. He doesn't read comic books then by Ryouga3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Modern comics are written by professional writers and contain far more complex vocabulary than he's crediting them. The only exceptions would be special characters like "Bizarro" that speak improper grammar because it's a trait of the character. Even the japanese manga imported has proper grammar if it's translated correctly.

  35. the point is to communicate by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    i can see i communicated an idea across to you, as you encapsulated it in your response

    of course, you won't ever admit that

    you're to busy getting off on the vile evil i've committed of not capitalizing

    whatever, yawn

    the point is to communicate

    everything else, EVERYTHING ELSE, is superfluous

    if you can understand the idea i was trying to communicate, the language did it's job

    everything else, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ELSE, is superfluous, wasteful, unnecessary semantic structure

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  36. WTF? by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our literacy is eroding? WTF? OMG! ROFL!
    BRB

  37. Re:Not the whole story by bomb_number_20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't drag independent thinking into this. That has absolutely nothing to do with the point being discussed. Neither does one's 'true nature'. Using that sort of thing as an argument against proper grammar and spelling makes you look like an idiot. In fact, any argument against proper grammar and spelling makes you look like an idiot.

    To be honest, I read your post and my first thoughts were that you were young, immature and not very bright. maybe not a big deal in a /. forum, but what if you were looking for a job?

    Sure, you can say that you run your important stuff through a spelling checker; but what about the grammar? Now what? Grammar checkers are notoriously bad, and spelling checkers won't pick up mistakes like misspelling 'lose' as 'loose'.

    You still need to know the rules.

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  38. Finally! by DeafByBeheading · · Score: 4, Funny

    A thread where spelling and grammar nazis won't be modded off-topic! Yes!

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  39. Windows is Shutting Down by Clive James by windowpain · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Windows is shutting down, and grammar are
    On their last leg. So what am we to do?
    A letter of complaint go just so far,
    Proving the only one in step are you.

    Better, perhaps, to simply let it goes.
    A sentence have to be screwed pretty bad
    Before they gets to where you doesnt knows
    The meaning what it must of meant to had.

    The meteor have hit. Extinction spread,
    But evolution do not stop for that.
    A mutant languages rise from the dead
    And all them rules is suddenly old hat.

    Too bad for we, us what has had so long
    The best seat from the only game in town.
    But there it am, and whom can say its wrong?
    Those are the break. Windows is shutting down.

    Clive James in The Guardian -- Saturday April 30, 2005

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  40. Language and the Speed of Change by Sw0rdfiche · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The observation that language is in a constant state of change is true. What is so interesting about the way language is changing today is the speed and the direction. Language is a direct reflection of how fast things change. Language is, in part, the way we describe that change.

    Change, as noted by "Future Shock" and several more reputable sources, has accelerated in the past fifty years at breakneck speed. Discussions of our inability as people to absorb all of this change have led to the by now familiar "Singularity" discussions. If even a fraction of this is true, it would stand to reason that language and its use would be one of the first place this all manifests.

    I am less interested in protecting the "King's English" than I am with the ability of one generation to communicate with the next in a complex and meaningful way. There is plenty of well written discourse on the Internet. I do not see that declining. The ghettoization of language as a marketing tool worries me a bit more, since it is sold as a generational identity.

    My conversations with people in their early twenties shows me they are just as bright and articulate as anyone. Their opinions on language are much different. One of my favorites is the compression of language and meaning in rap music. Rap is a great place to look at the elasticity of language. Aside from the "bitches and ho's " rhetoric, which is the low end of that artform, there is clear and skillful use of language, rhythm and tone at work.

    The other movement in language is the migration to visual rather than verbal communication. Language is no longer just about words. Image has changed the way we speak, the way we communicate, the way we articualte. The "comic-book" culture may not be a bad thing. The issue is not about comics- this is a medium that has a powerful and complex ability to communicate. The issue is that it is used mostly to communicate sex and power fantasies. However, I find it interesting that Dan Clowes now has a weekly comic that runs in the New York Times Magazine.

    There is some virtue to being a "keeper of the flame" as far a literature is concerned. But television, movies and the internet are changing the concepts of literature. In the 21st century, is a good library just books, or does it include DVDs and CDs as well?

    Part of the issue might have to do with the definition of language. If we insist on sticking to the definition where language is exclusively the written word, then language indeed might be in trouble, but not for the reasons mentioned.

  41. A simple test by ColaMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This closely ties in with the recent article about college students being unable to decipher credit card agreements.

    Basically :
    If you cannot read an End User License Agreement and understand what it is saying, you need to improve your English skills. NOW.

    Legalese is the last bastion of specifically correct, carefully worded, properly formed English. Even words such as "shall" or "should" - the meaning of which can usually be inferred in everyday English - are often explicitly defined to avoid confusion. And you can be damned sure that Legalese is not going anywhere soon. If you can't comprehend Legalese (or any form of complex English), you're going to end up in a whole lot of trouble one day down the track. If you can comprehend it, you essentially have a grasp of the correct structure and form of Modern English.

    The leet-speak, IM'ing crowd can poo-pooh it as much as they want, but learning correct English will serve you well in the future.

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  42. I'll give you a hint by starX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Attila the Hun didn't sack Rome because of his masterful literary skills. Nor did the Visigoths, the Ostrigoths, or any of the other barbrian hordes that had a hand in Rome's destruction. Mainly they used superior weaponry and military tactics, and I think we're pretty covered there.

    1. Re:I'll give you a hint by NoMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe the Romans meant to "let loose" their army, not "lose"?

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  43. The guy is nuts! by M0b1u5 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sadly, what starts out with a good headline turns into a mindless smudge pretty quickly. This guy is a nutcase: he wants calculators banned from classrooms. The calculator, one of the very few GENUINELY helpful and intuitive devices ever created by man. It is one of the VERY FEW things which actually do make humans smarter, and it's possible to use one without an instruction manual - a pre-requisite for any device to qualify as "well designed".

    He also states he wants students to study Latin (I did, for 6 years) and minor in English Literature.

    These two assertions make him a complete fool - and not worth the pixels he's used.

    His concept may be correct, but his ability to deliver his message has itself been ruined due to his inability to remain neutral and objective on the topic. He's also failed to address the central thesis of his article, and this is:

    "Failure in language causes an inability to think clearly, to create complex inventions inside the skull, and to communicate effectively with other human beings."

    Frankly, the only thing which seperates us from animals is language. Tool use and large brains are not uncommon, only we have created language to extend our brains and knowledge beyond our inherent abilities.

    Poor language skills will ALWAYS be fine to exchange pleasantries, stupid repartee, insults, and a wide range of human ideas, but they will NEVER permit the creation or accurate dissemination of complex new ideas.

    In other words, it lies at the very heart of human ability.

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  44. Testing for New Hires by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have decided that when I hire techs, I am going to ask them to write an essay, using pen and ink, giving the intructions on how to use a mouse for someone who is a computer beginner. (Think your grandmother). No internet research allowed. This tests several things.

    1. Penmanship. Can I read their writing or their field notes, or is it all garbage?
    2. Their technical understanding. Mouse operation is a common and simple task, but elements like right click, down button vs up button actions, etc. are not immediately intuitive.
    3. Their ability to communicate. Can they communicate something they understand in a clear and concise fashion? Especially to someone without expertise or substantial experience in the field.
    4. Can they get to the point, or is the essay filled with lots of technical fluff, jargon, and assorted filler?

    Of course, I'll test for other things as well. Unfortunately, this may be a humbling experience for some applicants.
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    1. Re:Testing for New Hires by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Unless you plan on having your techs spend the day hand-writing notes

      I believe that was his point; these are field techs, and they may have to document their experiences, costs, and/or services provided by hand. I don't know about "Geek Squad", but I have never had a field tech bring along a printer and leave me with a nice, typed receipt of what he just did (yes, I'm sure there are tech support shops with that kind of setup, but I haven't used one).

    2. Re:Testing for New Hires by cubicledrone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have decided that when I hire techs, I am going to ask them to write an essay, using pen and ink, giving the intructions on how to use a mouse for someone who is a computer beginner.

      College used to do that. But then businesses ignore degrees. They are only used to disqualify people. They earn no respect.

      Of course, I'll test for other things as well. Unfortunately, this may be a humbling experience for some applicants.

      Someone with an English degree will probably write a five-page essay that is nominated for the Pulitzer Prize. Of course, they won't get hired because English degrees are worthless in business.

      Let's see... English degrees worthless... nobody can communicate or read... hmmmm....

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    3. Re:Testing for New Hires by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny
      Interestingly, most women seem to develop pretty clear writing without really working at it - is there something in the Y chromosome that inhibits good penmanship?
      Yeah. The Y chromosome spends too much time checking out the X chromosome's new skirt or low cut top, rather than paying attention to what they're supposed to be writing....
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    4. Re:Testing for New Hires by munpfazy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I've heard, "I've never been able to spell well" as an excuse for poor spelling for years, but what that really says is, "I don't consider the details of proper spelling important, since people will understand what I mean anyway. If someone can't be bothered to attend to the relatively easy-to-manage detail of correct spelling, why should I think they'll pay enough attention to other details that aren't as easy to manage?"



      Translation: I cannot conceive of the existence of someone whose natural abilities and strengths differ from mine, and therefore they must be lazy bastards who just don't care enough to bother learning what I consider easy.

      Just imagine the response if I were to say, "I've heard, `I've never been able to learn multivariable calculus' as an excuse for a poor understanding of basic physics for years, but what that really says is, `I don't consider the details of the world around me important, since other people will probably overlook any mistakes I make when describing it.' If someone can't be bothered to understand the most basic aspects of the physical world with which they interact on a daily basis, why should I think they'll pay enough attention to other details that aren't as fundamental and immediately applicable to their daily lives?"

      People would call me a lunatic if I said something like that in public, and yet writing a textbook that derives all of multivariable calculus and its applications from scratch is a trivial task compared to, say, memorizing the correct spelling for the 5'000 most common English words.

      Spelling is by no means an easy task for everyone, even for many of us who haven't been diagnosed with a "legitimate difficulty with spelling." It may be true that, if we chose to dedicate a significant portion of our lives to memorizing words, we could achieve the level of competency that those with a natural affinity for the subject display. But then we'd never get anything done in those areas for which we have a genuine talent.

      Fortunately, there are now tools available which allow poor spellers to communicate effectively even with those too narrow minded to overlook poor spelling. Expecting someone to use correct spelling when publishing electronic text is perfectly reasonable. Anyone who allows spelling errors to appear in electronic documents *is* being lazy, since there are so many free and painless tools available to translate our text into correctly spelled words.

      To require that an applicant be capable of somehow generating correctly spelled text when necessary is appropriate; however, to demand that an applicant spell well when writing in pen and ink, when they are being hired for a job that doesn't require doing so on a regular basis, is just silly. Judge us by the job for which we are being hired, not by how closely our skill set happens to match yours.
    5. Re:Testing for New Hires by gordo3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But that depends. I think in calculus, a calculator should be banned unless it is a four function calculator. Understand how to do relatively complex derivatives and integrals by hand is very important and it is a skill few people have. I was the only student in Quantum Mechanics last semester that could do Fourier series and integrals by hand because I had developed a good basic intuition in calculus in high school.

      This was very important as there are several integrals that I can do by hand that baffle all calculators and the answers I end up giving are much more intuitive (most of the time). Furthermore, several simple linear algebra problems are much easier to be by hand(though those problems are few and far between outside of physics).

      But then again, knowing how to use a calculator to evaluate a great deal of mundane information (especially in statistics) is very important. There is very little insight to be gained by finding the standard deviation by hand.

    6. Re:Testing for New Hires by rob_squared · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, it would help if you weren't comparing two drastically different things. In a language, there are easy things to wrote, like small words and nontechnical dissertations. There are also difficult things to write, like if you are writing technical documents like an engineering manual or medical text. If you discuss multivariable calculus specifically it is something out of the range of experience for normal people. A much better analogy (and one that doesn't support your point) is to compair spelling ability with general math ability. Certain math problems are easy, like 2+2 but others are much harder sqrt(17). Both can be done by hand, but we understandably have different views of what we expect from people trying to perform them. I don't expect people to be able to flawlessly write documents like they were in a spelling bee. I also don't expect people to multiply 9 digit numbers in their head. But if you find someone who's unable to use the correct tense in a sentence, can't spell a phrase such as, "no one", and cannot use the correct homonym, then you shouldn't be coddling them and saying, "it's alright."

      Don't protect people from their mistakes, let them learn from them.

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    7. Re:Testing for New Hires by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Penmanship. Can I read their writing or their field notes, or is it all garbage?

      Please don't do this. I can quickly jot short, easily legible notes. However, I have the common geek affliction of being wholly unable to lightly grip a pencil or pen. Halfway through the first page of the essay, I'd be holding my aching wrist and cursing you and your family.

      On the other hand (boo!), I think I could type an entire dictionary without problems. Never once in two decades in the workforce have I needed to write a lengthy message where typing wasn't accepted - and expected. This isn't exactly a professional handicap (boo again!).

      Ask me to write something short and you'll be pleased with the results. Ask me to pen something longer and neither of us will be happy. If you want examples of my writing abilities, I'll be glad to provide copies of my published magazine articles. Please don't make me jump through painful, irrelevant hoops.

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    8. Re:Testing for New Hires by vertinox · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, I'll test for other things as well. Unfortunately, this may be a humbling experience for some applicants.

      Unfortunatley, after 5 years of this hiring practice, you'll end up with 25 English PHD's working on the 50th rough draft of a technical manual of a product that has yet to see a line of code written for.

      Although, it will be a very well written technical manual. ;)

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  45. Why blame technology? by pross · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The author of TFA is right to deplore low standards of communication skills online, but wrong to blame technology. Instant messaging, chat rooms and the rest merely make an eternal problem visible. People who are incapable of writing anything more interesting than "LOL" and "m3 2" are also incapable of saying anything more interesting, and always have been. The visibility of the problem has changed, not its cause - which is, quite simply, that many people can't or won't express coherent thoughts in any medium. The percentage of such people is probably much the same as it always was, or even less, since there are fewer "mute, inglorious Miltons" being denied opportunities to learn.

    Unless a way is found of boosting intelligence, there isn't going to be a solution to the problem of bad writing, but it will probably become less visible when the present text-based methods of communication (or non-communication) are superseded for most people by speech-based methods, derived from VOIP or whatever. Those of us who read and write may, at worst, be left with faint traces of the horde's brief invasion, if such ugly spellings as "u" for "you" persist, but so what? The English language was perhaps richer and more subtle when we wrote "ye" in the nominative and "thou" or "thee" in the singular, but we didn't enter a dark age when we stopped doing so.

  46. Old fart by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Math is a different matter. No student should be allowed to bring a calculator into a math class. Ever.

    This is when I stopped reading TFA. So, pray tell, master of what is wrong with education, when exactly should our intrepid students learn to use a calculator, one of the most useful inventions since we got rid of the slide rule?

    This a falicious argument that when taken to its logical conclusion implies that all students should understand particle physics in order to use the web. While it may be true that learning how to do long division gives a student some greater insight into how math works, that doesn't mean that it is useful to them. I know how to do long division, and I think I understand division a little better because I do, but was the three years it took to learn in elementary school worth it? I've used this "greater understanding" maybe 4 or 5 times in my life. I don't think it was worth 3 years of my young life, when I could've been learning something more relevant to modern life.

    There are lots of things that are useful to know, but we're not going to learn all of them. And teaching kids things we learned just because we had to, has more to do with bitterness about things like long division and less to do with their success in life.

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  47. Required homework for this topic by cagle_.25 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Before you get too self-righteous about those old fuddy-duddy thinkers, perhaps you ought to do the following:

    1) Try to grade a set of English papers.
    2) Read Less Than Words Can Say by Richard Mitchell.
    3) Stop and contemplate whether it is really in the best interest of the younger generation to speak and write in a way that makes them uncomprehesible to the older generation.

    Then ask yourself: is the language changing in order to become more flexible (a la Shakespeare), or is the language changing in order to accommodate more sloppy thinking? Both could be true in different cases, of course, but on average -- which is the case?

    Language is a tool, no more and no less. If you want to mod the tool, then fine. But if in the process you wreck that tool, then your mods need some more thought.

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  48. you're demonstrating my point by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    there are people who are brittle, almost autistic about their signifiers

    if i write:

    the dog ate the bone, the dog was happy

    or i write:

    The dog ate the bone. The dog was happy.

    i've said the same thing, communicated the same idea, made the same point

    again: communication is what is important. if i can recreate the idea in your head with the minimum of effort required, i've done my job. everything else, ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING ELSE, is superfluous and unnecessary

    the first sentence is no different than the last, but for someone with a brittle mind, the lack of capitals or periods screams at them, proves difficult for them to digest. these people need the periods and the caps, because their minds are stuck on them

    so i have an idea: rather than make the world easier for the people with brittle unyeiding minds, why don't we fucking let the people with brittle minds off at the next bus stop, and proceed on without them?

    what are they adding besides a loud insistence upon obeying superfluous rules, because of their own mental difficulties? WHAT ELSE ARE THEY ADDING

    why is it my job to exert more effort because you have a brittle, unyeilding mind?

    my lack of capitals and periods is not the noise that has to be pushed through to get at the root of what is being communicated. YOUR MENTAL DIFFICULTY IS THE NOISE THAT NEEDS TO BE PUSHED THROUGH

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  49. Whose language? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I mean, they didn't call it "The Vulgate" for no reason.

    I think what is at issue is that with the rise of universal education, we've demanded that everyone speak, read and write at a level of education that has not commonly existed but for the last century, really, just the last few decades. If you took random samples of 18yos in the early 19th century and today, no doubt you would be far more horrified at the former's ability to communicate than the latter.

    I remember reading an article recently which argued that the distressing thing about the intellectual state of civilization isn't that we aren't producing great minds the way we used to, it's that there are now so many, in so many highly specialized fields, that people have a hard time keeping track of those outside their field of specialization (arguably, even within), ergo, everyone is under the illusion that all is going to hell simply because they can't grasp the volume of advances that are being made.

  50. Communication is not grammar by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fine, if "u want 2 rite" like that I'm sure your friends will know what you mean. Try that when you need to apply for a job and see how far you get.

      Just because you don't care how people older than you speak doesn't mean you'll never interact with them. You don't have to have to be an English Professor but at least know how to spell!

      It's about communication not grammar.

  51. Yes, Unreadability is different from change. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've got a good parser and it can handle "OMG! ROTFLMAO!" with aplomb. That's a sentence with a clear meaning. I will, however, come to a painful crashing halt if I read something like "caused Apple to loose their lawsuit". Words have meanings. Loosing and losing are separate concepts and always will be separate concepts whatever the words are that represent them.

    If you can't say what you mean, how can you mean what you say?

    (I'm doomed now. I've complained about grammar in public. There is certain to be a humiliating typo in here somewhere.)

  52. Re:Sometimes writing really does change for the wo by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I learned to read when I was three.


    You hit upon a key point there. Vocabulary, grammar and spelling are not improved significantly through writing; they are improved by reading well written works that challenge your current knowledge.

    The larger your vocabulary, the more accurately you can describe the world. The better your grammar, the more likely you will be to keep your readers interested in the subject matter. The more accurate your spelling the less confusion you will sow among your readers.
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    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain