Make Your OWN OMG Ponies SIGNS!!! WITH GLITTER!!!
nick125 writes "I've put together a quick guide on making a OMG PONIES!! sign. The howto has 9 simple steps, which, you will get a OMG PONIES!! sign at the end. The howto (pictures included!) is here."
Ponies have nothing on unicorns.
Step 10: Profit!
Where was the glitter? Who the hell uses SAND to make a glitter text sign. I bet he did the impossible when he failed kindergarten.
The joke is very lame. If the editors had the balls to continue the "Pony" theme for say, a week, then you'd have some sort of a Kaufmanesque type reality joke. However, I am 100% sure that come midnight the pony theme will be gone and everyone will consider this the lamest April Fools on slashdot to date. Deservedly so.
Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
Now imagine a beowulf cluster of those things!
My eyes hurt. My brain hurts. Why, oh why, does April 1 have to last so damned long? Why didn't April 1st fall on a Sunday this year? That way, it would have been an hour shorter...
Poor means hoping the toothache goes away.
The article makes absolutely no mention of glitter, only sand. Did you expect the summary to be accurate, even today?
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
Similar to the "OMG Ponies" sign, however you should s/Ponies/Unicorns when applying the marker to the paper. Also, you should use real glitter as Unicorns are far sparklier than ponies.
I'd much prefer the word "Pwnies".
OmG! WuTZ uR PrObleM!? U r SooOOo ToTaLLy needIng MoRe PonEys In UR LiFE!!! Dey R SoOoOooooo~~~~!!!! cUtteeeee!! Kawaiii!!!!!!
/lameness filter asploded first time.....
tOtaLLy!!!
omg poNies!!
In Soviet Russia, Pony rides YOU!
(hmmm ... or was that Tijuana?)