When Black Holes Collide
EricTheGreen writes "CNN.com reports on a pair of black holes in a mating dance that can only end badly for both of them. Fortunately they've still got several million years for the emotional rush to wear off and realize what a terrible mistake they're both making..."
Why did this remind me of that Family Guy episode?
"President Douchebag: I just got a call from my challenger.
Crowd: Boooo!
President Douchebag: Now now, Mr. Daterape ran a fine campaign."
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gravity sucks...
First blue rings around uranus, now we've got black holes colliding.. This place is really getting to disgusting for me.
Neat, a new telescope thing called LISA will be able to detect the merger. If they can keep the power on for a few million years.
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> Fortunately they've still got several million years
Umm, how many light years away is this? Sure, it might take million years for the *light* from the spectacle of them merging to reach us, but if they're millions of light years away (center of the galaxy?), they may have already merged.
I've always speculated as whether gravity travels like light. Would "gravity waves" from the merge be felt here on earth the instant it happened, or would it take the same amount of time as light/electromagnetic radiation to reach us?
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Come on - tell me no one else thought of that?
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That could also be a good title for a porn flick!
I'm not a troll, but I play one on Slashdot.
How else are they going to figure out what to do with the stuff which is left over after their pairing collapses?
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Fortunately they've still got several million years for the emotional rush to wear off and realize what a terrible mistake they're both making...
Black holes hate it when you anthropomorphise them!
I recognize it from Apple's iWeb tempates...but beyond that you got me...
Something I always wondered:
When two black holes are close together, then something that has exactly the same distance to each of them should not fall into either one.
What happens when they are so close that their event horizons overlap?
Shouldn't there always be some flat zone between them that is not part of either event horizon?
So how can they merge?
Anyone running odds on which one eats the other? Or what happens post eating?
Meh, I must be getting sentimental in my old age.
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CNN.com reports on a pair of black holes in a mating dance
:-S
Sounds like there's a party at the Goatse guy.
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It's the standard filler text for page layout, see lipsum.com. It's a garbled version of a latin speech by Cicero.
I dunno, but here on Earth, mergers of Supermassive companies usually end up in additional service charges.
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Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
Lorem ipsums are Latin filler texts. The origanl Lorem Ipsum was from some famous work, way back in the day.
An excerpt translation from Wikipedia: "H. Rackham's 1914 translation: "Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"
The poster probably used a Lorem Ipsum generator like this one.
Two supermassive black holes are spiraling closer and closer, leading to an inevitable merger.
But is it really inevitable, I ask myself? What would it take to pry them apart? Welcome to einstein's tractor pull!
Imaging the black holes 1 and 2 falling straight towards each other. (Trying to do this with them spinning makes my head hurt). You take a third supermassive BH, call it 3, and give it a large velocity relative to the other two. Send it thru the system at a slight angle.
As it hurtles by the hole 1, it drags it along -- has to come real close, but not too, noam sayin?
As 1 and 3 zip by 2, 1 gets slowed down some, but still has excape velocity from 2. See? No sweat. Now if DARPA will give me a grant, I'd hire a math major to solve orbiting BH case.
I'm cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-pfft-pool
It's just nonsense. Yes, it looks like Latin. It's supposed to. Apparently someone back in the day created this bunch of text as a useful "placeholder" for real text in the printing business, since it has similar distributions and letter frequency of (and looks like) an average block of text. That's why you'll find it in Apple's iLife templates for text blocks. And why the troll could be successful in getting modded back up, simply because some people get mod points and then proceed to listen to the subject line...
They are black holes. How much worse can it get?
Why do you insist this is trolling? It's just a speech by Cicero that has nothing to do with anything. That's certainly offtopic, but I don't see how it's trolling.
Replying in one place regarding several responses.
First, the speed of gravity was measured decades ago, inferred by the rate at which the orbits of two neutron stars in a binary pair decayed. The rate of decay agreed exactly with what general relativity predicts due to energy loss via gravitational radiation traveling at the speed of light. The 1993 Nobel Prize was awarded for this work. See this FAQ.
Some poster mentioned Magueijo's work; it is, to put it politely, not well accepted. In point of fact, there is little evidence that the speed of light has changed (although there are some controversial studies), and very little evidence that the speed of light differs from the speed of gravity.
Someone else noted Kopeikin's Jupiter paper, but noted that it was immediately attacked. Well, that's true, and if you read the followup papers, you will see that it is now agreed by pretty much everbody but Kopeikin and co. that what they actually measured was the speed of light. And one of the linked articles noted that while this measurement found 1.06c for the speed of gravity, the error bars were +/- 0.2c, so it means nothing; no measurement of the speed of gravity (or light, or anything else) will give exactly c, what matters is whether the error bars exclude c. Anyway, the "measurement" of the speed of gravity discussed by New Scientist really wasn't a measurement of the speed of gravity.
There has as yet been no direct measurement of the speed of light (although the binary star experiment is regarded as a conclusive indirect experiment); that will have to wait until gravitational waves are detected directly by LIGO or a similar experiment.
It is also worth noting that quantum field theory predicts that gravity and light have to travel at the same speed since they're both mediated by massless particles (photons and gravitons); the same goes for extensions beyond QFT such as string theory. Actually, it's true even classically in any field theory compatible with special relativity.
P.S. In case anyone wants to bring up Tom van Flandern and metaresearch.com, he's a famous Usenet crank; see the above FAQ as well as Steve Carlip's paper on the gr-qc arXiv.org for an explanation.
(Enough said)
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Ipso fatso!!
;)
Sincerely,
Archie Bunker
"The funny part, was when the Black Holes collided."
There's a Starman, waiting in the sky / He'd like to come and meet us, but he hasn't got the time.
Let it bee let it beee let it beee oh let it beeeee -aslongasitdoesntdestroythewholeuniverse- let it beeeeeee eeee
This sucks.
My astrophysics professor actually does work simulating black hole collisions. There are some cool images and movies of galaxies containing black holes colliding at http://web.phys.cmu.edu/~tiziana/BHGrow/
Clearly infinity +2 beats infinity +1
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So, for us here at home.. it would be like being stuck between two vacuum cleaners.. each with infinite energy and power?
Geez. That would suck.
This is why they're first called a "frozen star" in Russian, and then it got renamed to Black Holes by some American.