Astronomers Spy 288bn Mile Booze Cloud
netmucus writes to tell us that UK astronomers have spotted a giant cloud of methyl alcohol that spans approximately 288bn miles. From the article: "The booze cloud was spotted using the UK's MERLIN radio telescopes in an area of our own galaxy rather uninspiringly called W3(OH). According to the Royal Astronomical Society blurb, this is a region where 'stars are being formed by the gravitational collapse of a cloud of gas and dust.'"
Methanol decomposes to formaldehyde and causes blindness.
Similar cloud has been reported before, but this cloud is smaller.
The alcoholic component of booze is ETHANOL, (aka ethyl alcohol). This is not a booze cloud; an alcohol cloud, maybe... but not a booze cloud.
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In any case, you have to be at least 14 in order to get closer to that cloud.
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Two hobos sit on a bench in park, drinking methanol. "Drink up, it's getting dark!"
...at W3(OH) tonight! Free booze!
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1. Spot alcohol cloud
2. ???
3. Profit
Quick, someone find a coffee cloud.
so, how do I get a big long tube so I can power my fuel-cell car off that thing?
...Ford Prefect and the Heart of Gold were spotted nearby.
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Hey dude, get off my cloud.
Here in the great US of A we're not allowed to touch booze until a full 3 years after we're allowed to shoot others in the name of the goverment, vote, and buy porn.
many people have died from drinking methyl alcohol. Your body metabolizes Methyl Alcohol into formaldehyde, which kills you slowly and painfully.
Booze is ETHYL alcohol.
Methyl = CH3OH
Ethyl = C2H5OH
Propyl = C3H7OH
Butyl = C4H9OH
Pentyl = C5H11OH
Hexyl = C6H13OH
Septyl = C7H15OH
Octyl = C8H17OH (Octane is C8H18)
The main difference between Organic X-anes and Alcohols is that alcohols readily mix with water. This is why, even though alcohols burn more cleanly, we use X-anes for fuel. Alcohols are difficult to store and transport because they'll suck water out of anything, reducing their BTU density. They also have a much lower heat of vaporization, so they evaporate more quickly.
Has anyone noticed that you can smell the ethyl alcohol in the new reformulated gas that is being sold? That kinda freaked me out the first time I noticed it. Smelled like Jagermeister... or Robitussin, depending on which you prefer...
Maybe it's the same cloud, but after some giant aliens had a party.
Just need to pony up for a long space flight.
Is this 'The Register' ?
Australians are feverishly putting together a space program to rival that of NASA and the EU combined.
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You had me all excited, until I read: "UK astronomers have spotted a giant cloud of methyl alcohol".
Methanol? Bah! Can't drink that...
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Booze refers to ethyl alcohol. In fact, methyl alcohol is added to ethyl alcohol to make it undrinkable so that it can be sold for lab use.
I think it is the same "cloud", but people from across the pond (either way) forgot to check the units.
... thanks to EmagGeek, I really did learn something from this thread!
From a handy online calculator, 463 kilometer = 287.694 862 006 mile.
That's close enough to make me think this is no coincidence.
Now, if today's article had said it was a propyl alcohol cloud, and the last article had said it was a methyl alcohol cloud, then I'd say maybe we're talkin' about two very different kettles of fish
W3(OH), or anything else named (OH), is exactly where I'd expect to find a cloud of alcohol!
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Imagine the hangover you'd get after that!
Hey, Aspartame in diet soda decomposes to methanol and then to formaldehyde, but that's drinkable, right? Brain damage in the name of physical fitness, how wonderful is that?
Does this have anything to do with Stephen Hawking urging us all to get into Space asap?? Coincidence, I don't think so.
That's the operative question. While terrestrial synthesis of alcohol is a waste byproduct, from organic conversion by hungry microbes, what would do it in the relative vacuum of space? It seems to be a bit too difficult to do as a random occurance as a random byproduct of various nebulae and stars, is it possible it's resulting waste of interstellar life?
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Call me when they find an ethanol cloud.
Thats one fine moonshine!
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...ted kennedy has proposed legislation to provide more funding for space travel
Compared to this one, 3,000,000 light years across, just discovered by XMM-Newton.
Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
Oil on earth may or may not be finite (see abiogenic origin hypothesis), but it's definitely not enough to supply a cosmos-spanning species with essentials such as plastic and axle grease. Could this sort of an alcohol cloud be mined for hydrocarbons?
Astronomers Spy 288bn Mile Moonshine Cloud
Wonderful.. a 228 bn km equivalent of an alient oil spill. Couldn't we use this for fuel?
Also, isn't alcahol only made by living creatures? (uncertain)
No wait thats methane...
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