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Patient Revives After 19 Years By Rewiring Brain

dylanduck writes "A study of the recovery of a man who spent 19 years in a minimally conscious state has revealed the likely cause of his regained consciousness - his brain rewired itself around the injured areas into totally novel structures. It suggests the human brain shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected." From the article: "There were ... significant changes between scans taken just two months after the recovery, and the most recent, at 18 months. Some of the new pathways had receded again, while others seem to have strengthened and taken over as Wallis continued to improve."

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  1. So, did he get X-ray vision? by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Surprisingly, the circuits look nothing like normal brain anatomy"

    Well, it IS possible! Right?

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    1. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone knows you don't get x-ray vision from being in a comma and having your brain rewire itself. You become a physchic who can see the past and present simply by touching people or objects.

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    2. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about if you're in a semi-colon? Or a period?

    3. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by JSchoeck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even though I know you're just joking, here an answer: No, because the high energy of x-rays will damage your body severly. Oh, and of course because x-rays aren't so common unless you actually have a source (or float around in space). So not much to see and if you do those newly gained receptors would be broken pretty soon again. I think. ;)

    4. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by siriuskase · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about if you're in a semi-colon? Or a period?

      If surviving a period makes you better, that would explain women.

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    5. Re:So, did he get X-ray vision? by BrettJB · · Score: 4, Funny
      Thatll teach me to use the preview button.


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  2. Damn typical slashdot stories by zegebbers · · Score: 5, Funny

    it took me about 5 tries before I realised this wasn't about brain patents :(

    1. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by babbling · · Score: 4, Funny

      Software patients must be stopped.

    2. Re:Damn typical slashdot stories by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, babbling, yes. Very good. You've got the chant down, now you just need to figure out when it's applicable.

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  3. Re:I, for one... by joshier · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not funny anymore.

  4. Please note... by Homology · · Score: 4, Funny

    that although Slashdot regulars generally are in a "minimally conscious state", for rewiring to occur there must be something to rewire in the first place.

    1. Re:Please note... by Elemenope · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to harsh on you (especially since you wrote in at 9am), but I'd love it if the 'we only use 10% of our brains' meme would die, die, die!!!! already. It's not even superficially true; what is true is that a very large part of the brain structure is used for wiring instead of for information storage, but how would one get a functional device if all it had was memory and no processing circuits? The structure itself, one might imagine, is where the the lower order (and probably some higher order) information processing algorithms are 'stored'; that these structures only take up approximately 90% of the total machine is astonishing.

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    2. Re:Please note... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the most amazing abilities of the brain is to redirect specific task from one damaged/unexistant part of the brain to another. Lost part of your brain that relates to your speech? No problem, other zone will take over in time, and you'll be able to speak again. But I have my doubts on the vision zone, because is directly connected to eye's nerves. I don't know if that can be fixed.

    3. Re:Please note... by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are referring to an urban legend that is not true. It results from a mis-quotation around the idea that for any one task you use about 10% of your brain - but for a variety of different tasks you use all of it.

      See http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percnt.htm for more info.

    4. Re:Please note... by Das+Modell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jesus fucking Christ. There's a great difference between consistently butchering the English language and making typing errors or accidentally leaving out words, especially since you can't edit posts on Slashdot.

    5. Re:Please note... by kalirion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is why there is the next best thing to editing posts - a preview button. Which, admittedly, I always forget to use.

  5. Re:Patent Reviews? by corychristison · · Score: 3, Funny

    *looks around*

    *slowly and uneasily raises right hand*

  6. Yeah but can he see the future? by gijoel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I'd be pretty pissed if I spent 18 years in a coma and I wasn't psychic.

    1. Re:Yeah but can he see the future? by metamatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      "What do you mean, 18 years and it's still President Bush?"

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    2. Re:Yeah but can he see the future? by InvisibleSoul · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the weirdest thing is, not only has he not aged, he's gotten younger!

  7. Most interesting... by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. The brain is without doubt the most interesting part of the (male) human body.

    1. Re:Most interesting... by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that common in (male) humans?

  8. Terri Schiavo... by l33td00d42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... was unavailable for comment.

    /so going to hell

    1. Re:Terri Schiavo... by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Informative

      Terri Schiavo ... was unavailable for comment.

      Thanks for taking one for team and saying what everyone else was thinking. But just in case anyone is really thinking there's an important parallel there or anything, remember that her case was substantially different: most of her brain was literally dead and gone - actually a mush of fluid. Rewiring "around" an injured area (as in the case cited) depends upon having surrounding brain material that's still viable. She was coasting on real low-level left-overs, and there simply wasn't a platform for that sort of recovery.

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    2. Re:Terri Schiavo... by bigzigga · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps you're right, but isn't a little presumptuous to say that in response to a story that completely defies our current understanding of the human brain?

    3. Re:Terri Schiavo... by QueenOfSwords · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Early intervention might have saved her though, her brain would have turned to mush over time. 15 years later the horse had really bolted.

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    4. Re:Terri Schiavo... by DaveInAustin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Her brain damage was caused by oxygen deprivation, not a physical trauma. While it's very rare for someone to come back from a brain injury like Mr. Wallis' after being in a coma for more than a few years, it has never happened for someone like Ms. Schiavo.

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    5. Re:Terri Schiavo... by plunge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While Schiavo in particular was indeed gorked beyond ungorking, its a little misleading to show laypeople that scan and claim that it dramatically demonstrates the point. There are actually people walking around today with CT scans that are similarly horrifying in the huge spaces. There are people making do okay with some very abnormal brains. The difference with Schiavo is that the spaces were caused by particular sorts of massive brain inujries and the complete atrophy of particular areas of the brain. But you can't tell that directly from a CT, especially as a layperson. For all a layperson knows, the critical areas could simply be moved around and squished but still functioning to some degree. In Schiavo they were not, but a layperson just can't tell so dramatically as looking at one CT.

      It's also important to remember that the brain is not ALL just undifferentiated mush, but has all sort of specialized areas that cannot be replaced by other specialized areas. The guy in this article has damage to some of those areas, and more importantly ther breaking of important connections BETWEEN areas, but not a total loss of any area: they still had functioning sections that rewired and worked overtime to compensate. However, if both of your hippocampi die, it's not like your amygdala is suddenly going to switch over and start performing their functions.

      This case has been paraded around because of the Schiavo case, but in doing so its only illuminated how medically ignorant some people are: they don't care about the specifics, or learning about how the brain works, and they lump together uncertainties about one area of knowledge about the brain (its ability to create new connections to repair damage, which contrary to the sort of hyperbolic claims of the article, we've always known is pretty plastic and this is just an extreme example) and try to pretend that raise questions about a completely different area of knowledge: all without acknowledging that there are any key differences or even thinking about them.

    6. Re:Terri Schiavo... by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative

      It hardly defies our current knowledge of the brain. Rewiring happens in stroke victims, for instance. Mrs. Schiavo's forebrain was missing entirely, replaced by cerebral fluid. Rewiring is one thing, but the only thing that would have made her better would have been regrowing.

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    7. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Cecil · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that a hemispherectomy isn't recoverable once your brain is developed. Although the wikipedia entry does not explicitly say so, it does suggest from the pediatric links and occasional use of the world 'child' that hemispherectomies only work on very young children, before their brains have developed to be reliant on both hemispheres.

    8. Re:Terri Schiavo... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Informative

      A hemispherectomy is not a half brain lobotomy. At a (very) high level your brain consists of four major anatomical regions, the brain stem, cerebellum and the two hemispheres of the cerebrum. The cerebellum is known to handle coordinated motions and looks like it's involved in memory too. The brain stem is the oldest part and takes care of all the vital functions like breathing. The cerebrum is where most of the interesting stuff happens, like personality, intelligence, voluntary movement and processing of sensory information.

      A hemispherectomy removes up to half of the cerebrum. To be technically alive you only need an operating brain stem. The brain stem isn't plastic though -- it won't rewire itself to make you conscious again. Only the cerebrum can do that.

      So the difference between Terri Schiavo and this guy is that Ms. Schiavo had a devastated cerebrum and enough brian stem left to keep her sort of alive. This guy had some localized damage that happened to be in a critical area.

    9. Re:Terri Schiavo... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative
      While it's very rare for someone to come back from a brain injury like Mr. Wallis' after being in a coma for more than a few years, it has never happened for someone like Ms. Schiavo.
      The irrational (yet semi-logical) response to that statement would be: Maybe that's because they didn't wait long enough in Mrs. Schiavo's case.

      I know, her brain was part mush, but that really wasn't the point as far as the uber-fundies were concerned. They (and certain moran Senators/Congressmen) claim she was not in a veggie state & therefore might someday make a recovery.

      IMHO, that's why all the mainstream news reports mention that this would never have happened to Mrs. Schiavo. That said, it wouldn't surprise me if this story started popping up without that qualifier.

      This guy (notice the newspaper's name) is still fear mongering about the "culture of death" and the "highly misleading" media reports.

      Anyways, Schiavo is the news story that won't go away
      http://news.google.com/news?q=schiavo
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    10. Re:Terri Schiavo... by jrockway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Nah, it makes more sense to search for large prime numbers and E.T. ;^)

      Right, it makes a lot of sense to stop having a society until every disease has been cured. Brilliant, just brilliant. /me goes back to searching for large prime numbers.

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    11. Re:Terri Schiavo... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      And she was in a vegetative state. So why wasn't she re-growing? I suspect there was a liberal conspiracy to deny her fertilizer.

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  9. Someone has to break the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Cosby Show is over.

  10. Yes! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is hope for Slashdot after all!

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  11. Neuronal remodeling by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Neuroscientists in the epilepsy and learning and memory communities have known for years about the nervous systems ability to rewire and remodel in response to deafferentation. In fact, the reluctance to believe in this by other members of the neuroscience community (vision community) led to some two decades of misunderstanding of retinal degenerative diseases until we came along and demonstrated conclusively in the retina that remodeling also occurs. The deal is that neurons need input. They either get it via glutamatergic signaling or calcium mediated signaling in normal circumstances. When those signaling mechanisms are disturbed, neurons either rewire seeking additional input, or they die.

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    1. Re:Neuronal remodeling by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was tought in biology class back in highschool than nerves has the ability to regenerate themselves over time. A friend of mine suffered a great injury on one of his arms because of an accident, that left him with a piece of titanium on it and a paralized hand. He couldn't move it because his nerves got cut. But after some time he regained movility of his hand and fingers, as the axons grew and reconnected. Seems obvious to me that brain cells can do the same.

    2. Re:Neuronal remodeling by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Axons can regrow if the neuron itself is still alive. Neurons don't normally (there are notable exceptions) reproduce so once you kill the cell it's gone.

      Your friend's case is sort of like spontaneously repairing a cut trace on the motherboard of a computer. This case is more like the extra floating point unit in the processor reconfiguring itself to replace a damaged instruction decoder.

  12. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After rewiring his brain he is now BS 7671 compliant and can be used in europe.

  13. Hope for Earth's lowest? by business_kid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that the incurably unintellectual politicians and religious leaders we seem to put in charge of everything can hope to rewire and do a better Job :-)?

  14. Re:19 years? by aymanh · · Score: 2, Informative
    From TFA:
    Within a few weeks he had stabilised in a minimally conscious state, which his doctors thought would last indefinitely. It did indeed persist for 19 years. Then, in 2003, he started to speak.
    It appears that he was conscious of his surroundings, but not interacting with them (didn't move or speak), however he didn't reach brain death because he retained minimal consciousness.

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  15. Limiting factors in rewiring rates? by Boo5000. · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would like to know what limits the rewiring rate in such a state? Is it metabolic? Or does the rate of new axon growth and synapse formation follow the normal growth rate of neural cells late in life - which, as I recall, is fairly slow?. This was obviously a long process, but was there a certain "critical point" reached during the rewiring that, once passed, assured recovery of functions? Is this subconscious dreaming or thinking that manipulates signaling, and could simple brain simulaion methods achieve a similar goal in the absence of such a process? Hopefully such a case generates academic interest that will help progress this area of brain research.

  16. We can rebuild him.... by dedeman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, this is absolutley incredible news, but I am curious if some would see it as being a survival mechinism?

    Except for Rip Van Winkle, I don't think that a 19 year period of repair and adaption would really lend itself to survival. Not to say that this isn't miraculous, but, I'm sure the recovery time will be significant.

    Besides, would you really want to wake up 20 years older, with years of rehabilitation to look forward to? I would be more concerned with the ethics of keeping someone alive for that long.

    1. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 5, Informative
      Besides, would you really want to wake up 20 years older, with years of rehabilitation to look forward to?
      My son developed Periventricular leukomalacia (PVL) soon after he was born. PVL is usually characterized by large cysts in the brain that affect particular functions. In my son's case, the PVL was diffuese and spread throughout his brain in small, rice-grain sized cysts and affects his general functionality. We're not "keeping him alive" in a medical sence, but he does seemed destined to spend the rest of his life in a "minimally conscious state".

      He's four years old now, and I would love if my son, at any age, woke up one day and started to learn the things he's missed (talking, crawling and then walking, etc). My wife and I read a lot about brain injury and the possibility of his recovery. The nature of his injury always gives me hope that because the damaged areas are so small, it may be easier for his brain to compensate.

      Unfortunately, because of the state of medical research in the USA (stem cell especially), My family is probably going to have to travel to another country to take advantage of any treatments that may be developed in the next few years.
    2. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I cannot imagine what that's like for you. If you can take any comfort in knowing that other people find that disease to be intolerable and want a cure, please do.

    3. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know you and I'm not even religious, but I'll pray that day comes for you and your son.

    4. Re:We can rebuild him.... by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately PVL isn't diagnosed until weeks or months after the initial brain injury. We did not know this would happen until after he was born, and there was no way to "let him die" without letting him die slowly of starvation and thirst.

      After he was born, he fought so hard to stay alive there was no way we would not honor his will to live. He stayed in the hospital for seven months, had many severe complications, but each time recovered by what can only be described as sheer determination to live, even despite all of his doctors' predictions.

  17. TFA: Rip Van Winkle by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Wallis regained the ability to move and communicate, and started getting to know his now 20 year old daughter - a difficult process considering he believed himself to be 19, and that Ronald Reagan was still president.

    I was in a real bad wreck in 1976, my brain hardly worked for a year or more, but I got better. I wonder what a scan of it would look like? Would it be wierdly wired like this guy's?

    Few people I know would be surprised to find my brain was wired wierd.

    Since then, the thought has occurred to me that I could have actually gone into a coma and the last forty years could have been a dream. But then, any of you could have had an accident and not know it, and be dreaming this. So there's little point in not behaving as if reality is real, especially considering the incredibly high probability that this IS real.

    I wonder if he dreamed?
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  18. Oblig. Simpsons by amliebsch · · Score: 4, Funny

    NEWSIE:
    Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 19 years wakes up.

    MAN:
    Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?

    NEWSIE:
    No, uh, she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman.

    MAN:
    Good night! [Turns over and dies.]

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  19. let me guess... by Schapsmann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that guy is named Corwin, isn't he????

  20. Re:19 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He was in a coma. There was enough extant brain matter to hold out hope for a minimal recovery at some future point. The minimal recovery occurred about 3 years ago and they have studied his brain since then to see how it develops after such a long period of inactivity in a lot of regions. Basic brain growth due to everyday practice of activities (in his case, limited activities) is all that is being observed. This is not a breakthrough by any means and appears to me, with the press release, etc., to be written to attract funding to the authors for further study by implying novelty in their research.

  21. Re:Rewiring speed up by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hope you're joking. The article clearly states that the guy wasn't braindead, but remained with minimal cousciousness. He wasn't dead at all.

  22. Re:19 years? by beadfulthings · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thanks! It makes more sense now.... But, 19 years.... Laying down.... Alone.... I couldn't do it!

    You've just made a pretty strong argument for setting up an advance directive, or at least talking your wishes over with someone you trust. An advance directive is a very unpleasant document because it forces you to think unpleasant thoughts. (Do I want to receive nutrition and hydration, or would I rather die quicker of thirst?) But it does get the job done in the event you can't speak for yourself.

    The man described in the article has lost those 19 years. Hopefully he'll recover sufficiently to find some meaning, purpose, and enjoyment in the remainder of his life.

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  23. Great potential for recovery? by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "suggests the human brain shows far greater potential for recovery and regeneration then ever suspected."

    Hardly. This took 19 YEARS. Thats hardly what I'd call potential. Yes its surprising
    but given that time period who knows what alive but dormant neurons will do on their
    own. This is unlikely to be an evolved response since in the wild a creature with this
    level of brain damage would be lucky to survive 19 hours.

    1. Re:Great potential for recovery? by wjcofkc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hardly any potential?

      We are now aware that severly damaged brains can excecute a mechanism to re-wire around the damage with remarkable results.

      While it is clear that this is obviously a rare phenomenon, it can happen. Yes, it took 19 years. But how can anyone know when the repair process started and how it was initiated?

      Perhaps this is due to a rare genetic mutation. But the fact is, we can now pursue, discover and refine the process. Now that sounds like potential to me.

      This is unlikely to be an evolved response since in the wild a creature with this level of brain damage would be lucky to survive 19 hours.

      Evolution is a process of random genetic mutations that tend stick around because they just so happen to benefit a species. Likewise, evolution can just as easily produce genetic defects that kill the creature or reduce it to an undesirable mate. Sometimes...quite often actually, a negative gene survives and spreads through a population. This can lead to the evolution of a species that becomes inferior to what it once was. This can kill off entire species. There is no such thing as de-evolving, it's all one and the same.

      How many unfortunate genetic traits have spread throught the human population over the last 10,000 years or so? Alot. How many benificial? Alot. How many pointless benign mutations? Alot.

      For modern humans, this sounds like a benificial mutation to me. Now we just need to identify and master it, taking control of evolution.

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    2. Re:Great potential for recovery? by ClamIAm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "potential".

  24. Re:19 years? by the.mutts.nuts · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah, being in a "minimally conscious state" means they were able to put him to work as a hospital administrator.

  25. Re:I, for one... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sure it is... The classics never get old...

    I for one welcome our new classic overlords.
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  26. This is why I'm against organ transplants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We keep hearing stories about people who regain consciousness in spite of the fact that the 'experts' say they can't. It worries me a lot that the doctors are quick to pronounce somebody brain dead so they can rip out the organs. Often, as was the case here, relatives will insist on keeping someone alive over the objections of the doctors.

    Of course the other reason I'm against organ transplants is that the Chinese harvest organs from prisoners.

    Anyway, staying on topic, this kind of thing happens too often. The experts say they totally understand brain death but I don't quite believe them. I also don't trust them to tell me the truth after I found out that they have their own definition of "heroic measures". There is nothing heroic about "heroic measures". They ask you: "Should we take heroic measures?" and you being young and naive, reply that they shouldn't. So, on that basis, ask me if I trust the medical community about brain death. I don't.

    1. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by PhotoBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe the difference between this case and something like Terry Schiavo is that there was still measurable brain activity in this guy so he wasn't brain dead.

      But I agree it would be pretty shitty to wake up and find half your body gone to organ donation. The recent successful face transplant in France used part of the face of a brain dead patient. Imagine waking up to be told you'd had your face removed and given to someone else!

    2. Re:This is why I'm against organ transplants by Greger47 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But I agree it would be pretty shitty to wake up and find half your body gone to organ donation.

      Lol! If half your body is gone you'd be pretty much 110% dead wouldn't you? And it's not like they would bother to keep the life support running after taking your organs either (or face for that matter).

      /greger

  27. Re:what exactly by Ramble · · Score: 2, Funny

    This video gives you some idea of what minimally conscious means.

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  28. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by tpjunkie · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hate to feed the troll, but Terri Schiavo's brain was destroyed. She was blind, brain dead, and for all intents and purposes, a shell. There's a huge difference between her case, and this one.

  29. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by plunge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Over the past few years, I've steadily built up respect and mod-points to the point where I have a +1 comment bonus. Well, it was all for this one moment: so that I could say something that needs to be said, and yet still have my account and maybe even my +1 bonus survive the consequences. ...

    You, sir, or madam, are embarrasingly stupid.

  30. Re:Nope. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

    Untrue. Managers have half a brain, so this actually brings usage up to 6%. We round to ten just to be nice.

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  31. Poor guy by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean think about it, last time he was awake was in 1987. The world has changed ALOT since then... I wonder how I'd feel?

    "Internet? What's that? Computers, those are the huge things that big businesses and the government use, right?"

    1. Re:Poor guy by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The governor of California is WHO?!?"

  32. Re:I, for one... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need a name for this recovery process. How about "brain nukem forever"? :)

  33. Re:I, for one... by LiquidAvatar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Welcome! To the world of... tomorrow!

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  34. El bulto by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was a mexican movie (ficticious) about a 19-yo guy who went into coma in 1971 and woke up in 1992, having to cope with a grown up family, an older (and remarried) wife, and of course, new political times.

    It was called "El bulto" (the bag). Very interesting movie.

  35. Medical bill by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Keeping him on support all this time must have been (or will be) an incredible financial drain on his family. I'd imagine that the medical bill was ludicrous, so hopefully he comes from a family with money. Being alive is great, but life sure isn't going to be easy considering:

    a) When he looks into a mirror his face will be 19 years older... from 19 to 38 kinda sucks
    b) His muscle mass will be negligable. After being in a cast for only 3-4 weeks after an ankle break my leg muscles had shrunk and strength decreased noticably
    c) He's got a lot of educational catching up to do. Hopefully he worked as a carpenter, plumber, or some other job where old skills are still useful with some upgrading (if he was into computers 19 years ago he's gonna be way behind)
    d) Likely there's still a bit of other funkiness with his body after 19 years and major brain damage.
    e) Scientists are going to poke and prod him to research this regeneration.

    On the plus side:

    a) Medicine should be a bit better than it was then
    b) Technology in many cases will be pretty cool. Even if he's bedridden for a long time it'll likely be a wonder for him to try out a modern console
    c) That first post-vegetitive shower is going to be really nice
    d) Add to that a real dinner after being on hospital food and drips for 19 years...
    e) Somebody with a brain that regenerates that well will be of interest to science, which is annoying but possibly good for paying the bills.

  36. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now there is this case of a man who was declared by experts to be in a permanent minimally-conscious state waking up after 19 years. Makes me wonder if letting treatment continue wouldn't be such a bad idea. What if you got a second chance to live?

    Blow that for a game of soldiers. If I woke up after 19 years in a coma, my first question would be why didn't someone hadn't pulled the plug/ removed the tube yet.

    A full recovery never happens, except in movies. People don't just wake up from a coma. The damage affects them for the rest of their lives. After 19 years, the person you knew would be a stranger to you anyway, and there's not much of that person left.

    I wouldn't want anyone close to me to waste their lives praying over a vegetable for 19 years in the hope that a half-me will wake up to be taken care of in much the same way. There comes a point when modern medicine stops saving people's lives and is simply prolonging suffering, both for the victim and their family. It's not easy to gauge when that line gets crossed, but when it has been, its time to let go.

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  37. The brain is amazing, the younger the better by Daath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually small children can have at least half of their brain removed and still function normally in later life. It's pretty amazing! I once read about a man who had had to take a brain scan. The scan revealed that the only brain tissue he had, only covered the inner surface of his skull, apparently he was born like that, and he functioned normally. Of course I cannot find any documentation about it now, but the link I've provided describes a "normal" procedure. It can cure rare epeleptic disorders and other things.
    Mind boggling ;)

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  38. Obligatory Emo Phillips by greenguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I used the thing the brain was the most amazing organ in the body. Then I realized, well, look what's telling me that!"

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  39. Google search by Daath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This google search reveals lots more info on hemisperectomy.

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  40. TV Show? by Joao · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw a TV show about this guy some time ago (PBS? Discovery? National Geographic?). Yes, he is awake, but the poor guy is in very bad shape. He has very limited use of his body; his brain is unable to store any new information for more than a few seconds; and his frontal lobe is basically gone so he has no sense of boundaries when communicating with people. His 20-year old daughter is his primary caretaker, and since he thinks he's a 19 year-old and is unable to remember that she is his daughter, he keeps asking her for sexual favors and groping her any chance he has. He is also very verbally abusive towards her and pretty much everyone else.

    Yes, he's no longer in a coma, but he is far from functional.

  41. More information by lazybratsche · · Score: 3, Informative

    I couldn't find the actual published study that the New Scientist article (sort of) referenced (maybe it hasn't been accepted for publication yet?). However, I did find this article by the auther mentioned, which is a very readable look at a few cases of brain-damaged patients (including an explanation as to why Terry Schaivo isn't in the same category at all). Unfortunately it doesn't go very in depth into the details of how Willis' brain rewired itself, which I was interested in. Still, very informative reading.

  42. Battlestar Galactica by StarWreck · · Score: 2, Funny

    19 years ago the original Battlestar Galactica would have still been a fresh show with state-of-the-art effects. We should show him the new Battlestar Galactica just to watch how fast he goes back into another coma!

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  43. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Asklepius+M.D. · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just as a point of clarification...."minimally concious" is different from the "persistent vegetative state" ascribed by physicians to Terri Schiavo. The EEG and CAT scan of the former show a viable, though damaged, brain with persistent activity that remains even while the patient is unresponsive (which is not the same as unconcious). The EEG and CAT scan of the latter show no viable brain activity above the brain stem and no amount of "rewiring" will change matters. Using the analogy of a (simplified) power grid, the first is like knocking out a couple of distribution stations, the second is like knocking out the dam...the water still flows but it serves no useful function.

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  44. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    the young woman who was, like this gentleman, in what many people called a "persistent vegetative state".

    While Schiavo was in a vegetative state and had no hope for recovery, this man was in a minimally conscious state. If this man had been in a persistent vegetative state, he would not be recovering (albeit very slowly and with little hope of his former abilities) today. It is a significant mistake to equate these two states.

    Would there ever be a chance S[c]hiavo could've recovered like this man did?

    No.

  45. Re: Dude, where's my hemisphere? by Adlopa · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's also important to remember that the brain is not ALL just undifferentiated mush, but has all sort of specialized areas that cannot be replaced by other specialized areas.
    Apparently not, as this piece on hemimegalencephaly amply illustrates. The brain is siginificantly more adaptable than anyone imagined, or so it would seem.
  46. Reminds me of an update to an old joke by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA: a difficult process considering he believed himself to be 19, and that Ronald Reagan was still president.

    So this guy's in coma for 19 years, and he wakes up, and he asks, "How's President Reagan doing?" And the doctor says, "Sir, Reagan is dead." And the guy says, "Oh God, no, that means Bush is President!"

    (The original was Eisenhower and Nixon. The more things change ...)

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  47. Delta brain wave by DaFallus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somehow he has cobbled together a random assortment of other brainwaves into a working mind.

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  48. Re: Dude, where's my hemisphere? by plunge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again, this is the problem when people use grand generalizations about complex things like the brain without knowing specifically what they are talking about. Hemispheres have basic redundancies built into their structures. That's just not the same thing as removing key structures entirely, from both hemispheres.

  49. Re: Dude, where's my hemisphere? by plunge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and more importantly, we're generally there talking about very young developing brains. Early on, the brain is far more plastic and undifferntiated: like a poetic jell-o mold that hasn't set yet, it hasn't taken a shape that can be destroyed. But that doesn't last in adulthood. It's also worth noting that the structures being removed in these cases are, in fact the most undifferntiated and general purpose parts of the brain (the ones dealing with overall higher consciousness): not the specific structures I was talking about. A lot of people seem to think that hemimegalencephaly involves removing half the brain, but that's not really the case at all.

  50. Re:19 years? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, he was only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

    props to William Goldman

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  51. Well I'd just like to say by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 2

    Well, that's nice. Good for him. Hope he recovers well.

  52. Umm... psychic? by Chmcginn · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because it wouldn't be something if you were psychic while in a coma, for 18 years. I mean, who would you tell?

    I guess it depends on what kind of psychic you're talking about... but I would assume the ability to recieve and broadcast... In which case it would be the perfect cover. Who's going to suspect the guy in the almost-coma of being the one secretly controlling the world, eh?

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  53. There is more to the story of Terry Wallis by hernick · · Score: 5, Informative

    Terry woke up three years ago, and the story was rather widely reported back then. In fact, Terri Schiavo has, in her time, often been compared to Terry - in fact, their medical cases share almost no similarities.

    The story itself has woken up in 2006, for reasons unknown. You can find a better article than the one of the front page at http://www.nature.com/news/2006/060703/full/060703 -5.html

    This everything2 article is probably the best I found about Terry, including updates from 2004: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=147582 5

    Also, some updates on the family's fight with health services, from 2005: http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/6/21 /143438.shtml

  54. Re:At the risk of fanning a fire... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Informative

    "A full recovery never happens, except in movies. People don't just wake up from a coma. The damage affects them for the rest of their lives. After 19 years, the person you knew would be a stranger to you anyway, and there's not much of that person left."

    I've seen this man on television a year or two ago. (This was before the recovery this article is talking about.) His speech was slurred rather badly and he had trouble putting sentences together. I first read about him on Slashdot and thought "Wow, this guy's going to hear about 20 years of world events for the first time. He's going to hear about the internet and cell phones and DVDs and all that other neat stuff." I was actually envious of him in a superficial way. (What can I say? My imagination got the better of me!) When I saw him on TV, all that optimism died. I really didn't feel like any of this could be explained to him in a way that would make much sense to him. Like you said, he wasn't asleep all these years, he was severly brain damaged.

    I wish him a good recovery, but I think you're right.

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  55. Re:That sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd suggest 6th grade English, in your case.

  56. Re:Yeah, that's the point... by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Considering they were willing to slander and libel Mr. Schiavo at every opportunity and heavily edit video to give the false appearance of some level of cognitive function, I'd say the Schindlers would have made up any fable.

    Yeah, that was my feeling. When a relative of mine was in a similair state a number of years back, all the doctors that we talked to pretty much said the same thing - coming back from a coma was possible, although very rare if they didn't wake up within a few months. But at a certain point, there's nothing left to repair... it's the difference between a puncture wound and amputation.

    On a side note... It wasn't until after the whole Schiavo thing blew over that I figured out why it bothered me so much. The very same people who go on about the sanctity of marriage were trying to take away the right of a spouse to make medical decisions for a incapitated spouse. Isn't that a much worse precedent that my two female neigbors?

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  57. Maybe that's your view on it ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 2

    If I'd been awake after such a long time and I know there are many people behind be, happy that I woke up, getting all the support I'd get ... I'd be happy at that time. Who knows he can work from plumbing to computers, depending on his own persistance and the support he will get with this.

    Living in this society is a very depressing thing; for sure if you are thrown 19 years further in life; although; it might be a nice view for him, depending on how he will think and develop; so why not give this guy a chance in life instead of expecting the worst ?

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  58. Re:TERRI SCHIAVO (December 3, 1963 - March 31, 200 by Alsee · · Score: 2, Informative

    So who am I supposed to believe? The guy who's paying out settlement money to continue her medical care, or the medical staff who probably wanted her organs, or the priest and family who supposedly have Terri's best interests at heart?

    How about you go with the autopsy?

    The brain itself weighed 615 g, only half the weight expected for a female of her age, height, and weight. Microscopic examination revealed extensive damage to nearly all brain regions, including the cerebral cortex, the thalami, the basal ganglia, the hippocampus, the cerebellum, and the midbrain. The neuropathologic changes in her brain were precisely of the type seen in patients who enter a PVS following cardiac arrest. Throughout the cerebral cortex, the large pyramidal neurons that comprise some 70 percent of cortical cells--critical to the functioning of the cortex--were completely lost.

    The cortical neurons, the ones that do the thinking, the ones that make a person a person, where completely GONE.

    Kidney and other various tissue that still lives and works does not a living person make. Kidney and other various tissue that is dead or gone not make a person dead. The only organ that matters, the only tissue that matters, the thinking cortical brain neurons where completely gone. Not just dead brain tissue, but gone brain tissue. Dead and disintegrated. Terri died so long ago that she had long ago returned to dust. The only organ that mattered had died and disintegrated and returned to dust long ago.

    All that remained of brain tissue were autonomic reflexes and a shriveled mush of non-thinking support cells. The blood vessel cells remained, the connective support cells remained, but the thinking neurons were gone. A small shriveled lump of empty goo.

    So who am I supposed to believe?

    Had you looked into the facts and the science of the case, had you paid attention to the calm reasonable rational court review and rulings on the case, it should have been easy to spot that one side of the fight was the "reality based community" and had the facts of reality on their side, and tha the other side of the battle were irrational crusaders with a serious reality-disconnect and reality-disinterest.

    The autopsy proves that the people claiming that Terri was awake, alive, concious, and most of all responsive were either lying, or more likely self deceiving about it. People sitting there watching Terri's body breath and blink and twitch autonomically who convined themselves that some random blink or twitch was a meaningful concious reply to their questions and actions... convincing themselves and deluding themselves because they so desperately wanted to beleive, people who so desperately wanted to ignore and dismiss all of the facts of reality, people who so desperately wanted to ignore and reject the science and all the evidence.

    I'm sorry to beat this horse to death, but the only organ that mattered, the thinking brain, was completely gone. Period. End of story. Gone. It is unbeleivable how many people are in such denial about that fact. No thinking brain tissue means no mind and no person and no possibility there was any concious response to anything.

    And it's obscene that politicians and activists took this sad sad case and turned it into a circus and political football. That people took this sad sad case and abused it for their peorsonal political aggrandizement.

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