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Microsoft Confirms New Music Player

Udo Schmitz writes "It's official now. Reuters confirms the rumors that Microsoft wants to take on Apple's iPod and iTunes. From the article: 'Microsoft Corp. said on Friday it plans to release a new music and entertainment player and accompanying software under the "Zune" brand this year, in a belated attempt to challenge the dominance of Apple Computer Inc.'s iPod player ... Microsoft sources said Robbie Bach, president of Microsoft's entertainment and devices division, is working with J. Allard, vice president of its Xbox team, on the digital media player/software project.'"

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  1. Tacospeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wireless. More buttons than an iPod. Lame.

    1. Re:Tacospeak by MrYotsuya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be nice now, it'll be the first audio player to have a full 640k of memory, which is naturally enough for everyone.

  2. In related news by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

    In suspiciously coincidental news, Steve Jobs has been seen taking chair-throwing lessons.

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    1. Re:In related news by MassEnergySpaceTime · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, I know what Jobs has in mind: a sequel!

      Person 1: Hi, I'm a Zune.
      Person 2: And I'm an iPod...

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    2. Re:In related news by supremebob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also in related news, CmdrTaco was seen strolling Slashdot HQ's hallways mumbling "Too expensive. Not enough storage. Lame.".

  3. Nice name! by blugu64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Zune"?

    It just me or does Zune sound like some OSS dev tool?

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    1. Re:Nice name! by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      They needed a name that would fit on this box.

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  4. Iron Mike's new player? by TommydCat · · Score: 4, Funny
    Zis makez me zooo eczstatic!

    If this follows the suit of previous MS hardware it should be of good quality and support, but how smart is it to compete against those manufacturers supporting your Plays For Zure standard?

    If someone comes up with wireless (WiFi or bluetooth) syncing as well as good sound quality (also meaning it'll support a [DRM-free] lossless codec), I'll be sold, but until then I'll hang onto my 3-year-old iRiver unless it breaks.

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    1. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 5, Funny
      RTFA, friend. It WILL have wireless. Music industry sources told Reuters earlier this month that Microsoft disclosed plans to be in the market before Christmas with a media player that will allow users to download videos and music wirelessly.
      You're absolutely correct - Microsoft always ships on-time.


      Oh wait...

      "In April 2002, Microsoft's Allchin announced that Longhorn (later renamed Vista) would ship in the second half of 2004."

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  5. Market Speak by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lemme guess... consumer multimedia is Microsoft's house and they're not gonna let Apple take food off their plate.

  6. With a pedigree like this... by faust2097 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Robbie Bach, president of Microsoft's entertainment and devices division, is working with J. Allard, vice president of its Xbox team, on the digital media player/software project"

    Does this mean they'll spend $6 billion on it and end up capturing 23% of the market? Because this team is really, really good at that.

  7. Description by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Set your music in motion
    With support for up to 15,000 songs and up to 150 hours of video on a 2.5-inch QVGA color display, iPod^H^H^H^H Zune gives you the ultimate music experience -- sight and sound -- in a lighter, thinner design. Available in classic white^H^H^H^H^H Blue and dramatic black^H^H^H^H^H Blue."

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  8. Woohoo! by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go Microsoft! Delivering 2003's technology today!

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    1. Re:Woohoo! by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Close. It is actually:
      "Microsoft. Promising delivery of yesterday's solutions tomorrow, but actually delivering them later the following week".

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  9. Remember the video by Bromskloss · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...showing what one can expect the package to look like. :-)

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  10. Re:Zune? by ksheff · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how much they spent to come up with that dorky name.

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  11. I don't know about you... by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I don't believe it 'till Netcraft confirms it

  12. Re:Zune? by Kenshin · · Score: 5, Funny

    To come up with a bad name, all you need to do is sit down and brainstorm for a few minutes.

    To come up with a really horrbile name, you need to give a million dollars to a marketing firm.

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  13. Re:Zune? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could of gone with MsPod.
    or uPod
    or PenisEnvy

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  14. Microsoft Confirms "New Music Player" by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Editors: you misspelled 'iPod Killer" :-)

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  15. Name? by mtec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Zune's a name like Tune, (how odd!)
    Just lacks an 'i' and lacks a 'Pod'.

    With marketing and Xbox gloss
    They'll gain a share but take the loss.

    With 40 billion stock bought back
    Ballmer might just dodge the sack.

    But Jobs would say the chance is slim,
    and silhouettes will come for him.

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  16. Microsoft Re-Designs the Ipod Packaging by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny
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  17. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft puts the "late" in emulate...

  18. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone just finish his History of Computing 101 class?

  19. A lesson in Hebrew by noamsml · · Score: 5, Funny

    Zune = fuck (noun) in Hebrew.

    1. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by eshefer · · Score: 3, Funny


      http://herenot.livejournal.com/29371.html

      this is true, and the potential for fun is endless. think of going into an israeli computer store and askeing the worker there (Specificly a female worker) "how much does a fuck cost here?"

  20. Awesome... by pestilence669 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now my music player can crash just like my Windows desktop and PocketPC smart phone... or overheat like my X-Box 360... or falsely accuse me of pirating like WGA has started doing... or help spread virus outbreaks like Internet Explorer... I can't hardly wait. Damn the iPod and it's crazy similar interface.

  21. Top 10 rejeted names for Zune: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    10) iPLOD

    9) why-POD

    8) quickbeforegoogledoesit-box

    7) door-stop

    6) asx-box

    5) metoo-box

    4) $10billioninvestedandweonlysoldadozenpod

    3) cash-box

    2) willsuckuntil3.0-POD

    And the number one rejected name for Zune:

    AllYouBase-Box

  22. Add-on extension by DaveM753 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clippy(TM) for Zune:

    "It looks like you are trying to play an iPod file. Would you like me to delete it?"

  23. Re:Zune? by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, "Wii" was already taken.

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  25. Re:Zune? by kripkenstein · · Score: 2, Funny

    They could of gone with MsPod.
    or uPod
    or PenisEnvy


    Pod.Net

  26. Re:Zune?... How about the Mici? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's a definite pronunciation problem there.

    So just add a pronunciation note. The first 'i' is pronounced like the ii in Viiv and the second 'i' is pronounced like the ii in Wii. What could be simpler?