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Star Trek... Inspirational Posters?
Noryungi writes "Hot on the heels of Despair dot com, here comes... the Star Trek Inspirational Posters!. Imagine a mind-meld of Mr Spock, Despair's demotivational attitude and the Linux Distro Parodies, and you have one heck of a funny site. If you are a true Trekkie, don't click on the link, as this is certainly going to offend you..."
I am getting a couple put up at work on monday.
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Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.
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Kirk's Goatsex poster is very disturbing. I'm off to the suicide booth.
It's beyond me while people always fall in love with such crap. Or is it a some kind of relax when you turn off your brain partially and watch Star Trek for example?
I'm having trouble parsing that sentence. You wouldn't happen to be from a primitive planet where they nonetheless speak broken English, would you?
I was going to make some TNG ones, but they'd all just be pictures of Wesley Crusher with the caption "Please shot this irritating brat".
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Earth?
"Hot on the heels of Despair dot com ..."
You must be new here. Despair has been around quite a while.
Keep the Classic Slashdot.
Where's the tribbles poster??? You can't have Star Trek humor if you don't mention the tribbles!
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Nope. That person spoke Klingon. The translator is just a little off.
Three pages of great parody, but I couldn't figure out the paraody of the ad page. :(
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
Obviously, the perfect poster would combine elements of both Star Trek and Hitchhiker's Guide:
Wesley's picture, with the caption:
"... the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass"
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'Coz CleverNickName misses out, but that's easily fixed, here's a Wesley Crusher inspirational poster I made. No offence, CleverNickName ;).
Oh no... it's the future.
"If you are a true Trekkie, don't click on the link, as this is certainly going to offend you..."
Offend?
{raised eyebrow}
To be offended by an attempt at humor would not be logical.
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While the linux parodies are mildly amusing (and the ubuntu one makes a reference to the warty release's wallpaper that featured three naked people hand in hand), I much prefer this ubuntu parody (definitely NSFW)
Oh, and the link in the summary is beyond slashdotted - it is now just a placeholder/spam page.
As a bit of a Star Trek fan myself, I have to say... It's trekker not trekie!
I was at least expecting a tribbles poster with something like "Just One is Never Enough"
A bit off-topic for Star Trek, but here is a politically incorrect (especially for PETA fans) inspirational poster for rats - "Teamwork - Share Victory. Share Defeat"
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But does Data run linux?
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Darmok and Jilad at Tenagra!
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel?
Cowboy Neal and Zonk at Slashdot.
Eat like locusts, breed like rabbits, taste like chicken.
If you are a true Trekkie, don't click on the link, as this is certainly going to offend you..."
Actually, if you are a true Trekkie, you would call yourself a Trekker, and spend several hundred hours defending this naming convention in various news groups, and in arguments with actors who may have once appeared on the damn show.
Trust me on this; I'm sort of an authority.