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Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans
Stern Thinker writes "In a 2005 poll covering 33 countries, Americans are the least likely (except for Turkish respondents) to assert that 'humans developed ... from earlier species of animals.' Iceland, meanwhile, has an 85% acceptance rating for evolution." The blurb on the site for Science magazine is less circumspect about the findings: "The acceptance of evolution is lower in the United States than in Japan or Europe, largely because of widespread fundamentalism and the politicization of science in the United States."
...Americans reported least evolved humans on planet.
Funny how that worked.
I can't believe I'm trying to defend America's honor by pointing out that we may still be better than Burma or Pakistan. :(
there is no need to sign your posts. this isn't usenet. your username is right there above your post. stop it.
Some claim politization. I say Americans are simply observant. Take a look around in America lately, would you believe evolution?
Given that evolution suggests selective improvement through change over time, I'd says that the grammatical skills of the Slashdot editors are evidence against that theory...
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
I, for one, consider George W evidence that we some of us have evolved very little from monkeys.
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
"I guess I often think of something I heard someone say: "If humans evolved from apes...why are there still apes?"
Maybe you should think a little more.
there is no need to sign your posts. this isn't usenet. your username is right there above your post. stop it.
Science threatens their faith.
On a related note, did you hear that the Bush administration now says that bird flu is nothing to worry about? More to the point, for bird flu to be a threat to humans, it would have to evolve, and everyone knows evolution is just a theory!
Yeah, the last to accept the Metric system too. Nyah!
It's called a fork in development. Consider OpenBSD and FreeBSD.
You think YOU have it bad. Canada's not even in the list. So tiresome to be left out, as usual, from a list of countries... sigh.
The roughly third percent of the US population who do not believe in the evolution of humans cited themselves as proof...
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
Worrying about Bird Flu is so 2005. ... but that whoooshing sound of a joke flying over someone's head NEVER gets old!
Those Icelanders have NO sense of decency. Why, once one was visiting my parents in Arizona on a cold day and he was wearing shorts! It was a freezing 60 degrees and he had the indecency to wear very revealing shorts (I could see his knees!). Them and their... ice festivals... and... beastiality (I read it on the internet -- Icelanders are notorious for polar bear rape). Go America, these colors don't run!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I know it's going totally off topic, but come now. Do you have to recite that to yourself each night, to make sure you keep believing it?
So, all along in the run up to the war, you thought we'd find 500 discarded (in quantities of one or two) pre-first-Gulf-War weapons that couldn't have been fired even if someone wanted to? You were really hoping that we could launch a war resulting in the deaths of more than 2500 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis, in order to find what our own defense officials say no longer qualified as weapons of mass destruction? That's really what you were expecting? Man, I wish someone had clued me in...
in evolution because I personally evolved from a lower life form--I used to be a Republican.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
mind people rejecting evolution.
as long as they're consistent.
In the event of a bird flu outbreak in humans, they should not ever take a vaccine or medicine for it.
There win-win.
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biar sampai basah
To the Methodist Church... the Scientific Methodist Church.
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
"Miss Crabtree - call the feds! I think Johnny's evolving!"
And in other news....
Global warming doesn't exist
The earth is flat
Microsoft Vista is out and universally loved by all
The check is in the mail
"But this one goes to 11!"
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Reminds me of my freshman year on college. I went to a Christian college (soccer scholarship) and got in a huge debate with half of my class over the merits of Evolution vs Creationism. Until that point in time, I never knew that there existed people who didn't believe in the theory of evolution not to mention so damn many of them. I posed two questions for them, which I still ask: 1) How can anyone totally dismiss Evolution with the amount of supporting evidence? Not saying it is the answer to our ancestry, but it's the most probable answer that we have right now. 2) How can anyone not think that the story of Genesis might not be merely metaphorical? No one could read or write before Genesis was written and most historical information was passed through the generations as stories(Iliad). Why then is Genesis taken so literally?
I concur, the only wooshing sound that happened in this circumstance was the other poster falling back in his chair.
Way to go, stereotyping a nation to look stupid. I think the title could've been less offensive if, perhaps, it said, "America kills Jesus!" Of course, that doesn't have much to do with the article, but you get my drift.
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I just heard the voice of Odin in my head commanding me to help you pagans get your scary insults right.
"Superstitious".
DO NOT CHALLENGE MIGHTY ODIN!
Now excuse me, I have a date with the Tooth Fairy. Since you've never seen her, you don't know that she doesn't exist.
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I call shenanigans on the Times, Science, and the pandering academics who performed this study. The graph (actual numbers have been conveniently withheld) clearly shows that an absolute majority of Americans do believe in evolution. Worse, the "best case", Iceland, has only an 85% uptake rate--it'd be one thing if it was 99% there, but a difference of less than 35% hardly strikes me as a crisis, at least not in the sense the Times clearly thinks it is. If it shows anything, it shows that people everywhere are still bound to irrational, primitive ideas. As long as even the uber-modern Scandanavians have 10% of their populations believeing in pre-rational nonsense, stop picking on America.
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That's an interesting theory but do you have any evidence to back it up?
XML is a known as a key material required to create SMD: Software of Mass Destruction
Of course *they* didn't evolved, they elected George W. Bush as President! :P
"The tooth fairy is a mythical creature, like Santa Clause....and Charles Darwin."
It's understandable why many Americans don't believe in evolution -- It's because evolution only happens outside of the US.
God, I love it how telling people the world is flat scores me fat wads of cash
Bottles.
What I don't get about all the Intelligent Design crap is that they say that there is evidence of a designer, but they only believe in the one god. The universe is so vast and complex that surely it would take at least a dozen or so REALLY brainy god-dudes to come up with all this stuff. So why aren't the god-squadders advocating a belief system based on lots of gods, all with their specific departments? They argue that there is evidence for an intelligent designer, but I've yet to see anyone put forward a case that there weren't a load of em. In fact at the moment they probably outsourced some of the work to 'gods of other religions' which leaves a lot of em unemployed, and pretty much explains why the weather's getting worse - damned out-of-work ID types too much time to play with their tornado and earthquake powers. At least Ganesh is able to scratch his own arse while he juggles - handy having all those arms, you never get bored.
Watch my YouTube atheist video blog (user NickGisburne2000) for arguments against religion
Maybe God is a programmer. Code reuse is sure what I'd call an Intelligent Design.
Can you imagine the comments in the code?
// I'm not happy with this but it *seems* to work...
// HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK
// Old generic mammal code, needs to be replaced!
// Required by large brain code--refactor if time permits
// Copied from chimp project--doesn't really work well there either.
// FIX ME!!!
I wouldn't want him working on my project...
Thats all fine and dandy, but who do you think created evolution?
According to a leaked memo from the HR department, during his annual evaluation God was found to be a huge control freak, who doesn't work well in teams, doesn't always communicate clearly, can be a bit too harsh when meting out punishment, and perhaps worst of all, has a serious God complex. They had to let him go.
Only the interpretations of the facts of science are in conflict with the Bible. Evolution is one interpretation and this interpretation does indeed conflict with the Bible. The reason for this is simply that the foundation and purpose of evolution is to try to explain the facts and laws of science by the denial of God. It is a futile, intellectual sounding, yet desperate attempt replace Him and our accountability toward Him with chance or other impersonal mechanisms. You WILL DIE and then face Him as your judge. Then you will get what you DESERVE, as will every other human. Right now however you may accept His grace through FAITH in Jesus and NOT get what you deserve when you have to appear in the supreme court of the Universe. Those who refuse grace and mercy will nevertheless receive perfect justice.
All theory is gray
Bush has evolved from apes???? WTF?
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.