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The Wizard Released on DVD

The Wired Game|Life Column points out that something momentous happened yesterday: The Wizard was released on DVD. From the post: "And I do not understand how any sane person couldn't be happy about this. Generally recognized even by the small children who saw it in 1989 as being a ninety-minute ad for Nintendo, The Wizard is quite frankly a masterpiece of our time. It starred Super Mario Bros. 3." From 1up's post on the release: "Appropriate celebrations include sending Wizard cards (depicting Fred Savage in all his pre-teen glory, natch), the decorating of the Wizard tree (ornaments should resemble characters from Super Mario 3), and wearing the Wizard celebratory garments (also known as the Nintendo Power Glove). I'm sure the lack of Blu-Ray release was simply an oversight, and not a monstrous snub by the higher-ups at Sony."

75 comments

  1. Yeah, well... just keep your Power Gloves off her, by Emrikol · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rilo Kiley and Jenny Lewis! Fred Savage? Huh? Wasn't that Peter Falk's grandson? Mod me +WTF, Obscure

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  2. Awesome!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we can have an upcoming sneak-preview of Mario 3!!!

    1. Re:Awesome!! by musikit · · Score: 1

      you mean Super Mario Advanced 2(?) right?

    2. Re:Awesome!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Super Mario Bros. 3 was Super Mario Advance 4. Super Mario World was Super Mario Advance 2.

  3. I love this movie. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's so... bad.

    1. Re:I love this movie. by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      When I first saw the "kah-lih-faaaawn-yuh" meme, I first thought they were making fun of the retarded kid from this movie.

    2. Re:I love this movie. by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Informative

      In case some of you don't know why this comment is hilarious

    3. Re:I love this movie. by nickthecook · · Score: 1

      I only clicked on the link to this story to see how many comments it would take to get a reference to that line.

      Thank you.

    4. Re:I love this movie. by dohzer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps now that the DVD is out the YouTubes of the Powerglove won't be of such poor quality.

  4. Oh...that one.... by K8Fan · · Score: 1

    When I saw the subject line, I thought that maybe, just maybe, "The Wizard of Speed and Time" had been released.

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    1. Re:Oh...that one.... by wwphx · · Score: 1

      I so wish! I do have an autographed WoS&T poster: I was a gopher/escort for Jitlov at a Phoenix convention years ago. I do have the 16mm short that was the basis for WoS&T, someone gave it to my film club when it was found on a mixed reel of 16mm shorts in the wreckage of a bar fire in Tucson.

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    2. Re:Oh...that one.... by spyrochaete · · Score: 3, Funny

      WoSAT is exactly what I was hoping for when I saw this and a previous /. headline. Thankfully I have a pretty high quality laserdisc rip on DVD. You could likely still find one as well on a rainy day (you know, a day that's a Bit Torrential).

    3. Re:Oh...that one.... by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      I thought it was for Wizards. That was actually a good movie.

      Fortunately, that one is aready out on DVD.

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    4. Re:Oh...that one.... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, for some insane reason I was hoping it was the Linux release of "Wizardry I: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord".

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    5. Re:Oh...that one.... by tabacco · · Score: 1

      You can try asking around alt.fan.mike-jittlov for DVD copies. There are a couple of versions floating around (based on the LD release) that, while unofficial, are approved (or at least okayed) by Mike Jittlov.

    6. Re:Oh...that one.... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one here that's gonna show some love for Mr. Wizard?

      -Eric

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    7. Re:Oh...that one.... by Jesterboy · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks Wizards was a good movie should first be smacked, and then made to watch the making of featurette on the DVD.

      For those too lazy, Ralph Bakshi continually blames George Lucas for stealing his budget, and repeatedly states that most of his inspiration came from the desire to draw elf girls with little or no clothes.

    8. Re:Oh...that one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      repeatedly states that most of his inspiration came from the desire to draw elf girls with little or no clothes.

        So, by your own admission, GP is correct in stating this movie is good.
        It has scantily clad elf girls, which makes it the slashdot Citizen Kane. Duh!

    9. Re:Oh...that one.... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Wizards was crap. Fire and Ice is his masterpiece. Entirely rotoscoped, without the moronicness of Wizards. And yes, the chick is mostly-naked through the whole movie, so if you watched Wizards for that you'll still be happy.

    10. Re:Oh...that one.... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Many portions of the movie were very good. Those were the ones made when the artist and the animators expected to be paid and before they left.

    11. Re:Oh...that one.... by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      Damn...you know, for the longest time I thought I was the only one expressing any Jitt-love. It's nice to know the whole thing wasn't some crazy fever dream. Have you ever tried calling him? He used to have his phone number posted online, not sure if he still does.

  5. Finally by illeism · · Score: 1

    I wore out my VHS copy... P.S. - Caaaaallllifooooorrrrnnniiiaaaaa

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  6. Neuromancer moment by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we ever got to the point where a video game was driven by an artificial intelligence so advanced that it could itself become a citizen of a country, then couldn't we literally have a movie _starring_ the video game itself?

    "Based on the hit video game 'Chessmaster 3035,' Chessmaster 3035 stars in: 'Chessmaster 3035, the Movie.'"

    Love to see Uwe Boll try to tackle that one.

    1. Re:Neuromancer moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be: Chessmaster 3035 presents a Chessmaster 3035 production, "Chessmaster 3035, The Movie!" Starring Chessmaster 3035.

    2. Re:Neuromancer moment by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Love to see Uwe Boll try to tackle that one.

      My guess is that it wouldn't have anything to do with chess.

    3. Re:Neuromancer moment by greysky · · Score: 1
      My guess is that it wouldn't have anything to do with chess.

      Of course it will. Chessmaster 3035 will be a first-person shooter. The full title will be "Chessmaster 3035: The Hunt for Bobby Fisher".
    4. Re:Neuromancer moment by Traiklin · · Score: 2, Funny
      My guess is that it wouldn't have anything to do with chess.
      sure it will, all the characters in the movie will have chess piece names (Pawn, Rook, Knight, Queen, King ect) and there will be two female characters (say the Queen and bishop) who get nakied and fuck someone for absolutly no reason what so ever.

      Ofcourse it will end when the "White Side" defeates the evil "Black King" freeing the universe from 10,000 years of horror!
    5. Re:Neuromancer moment by justkarl · · Score: 1

      Love to see Uwe Boll try to tackle that one.

      Personally, I'd like to see him tackle a Super Mario live-action thriller. Pick your version - 3, Super Mario world, I don't care. I just want to see a man apply and use a flying raccoon tail in CGI.

    6. Re:Neuromancer moment by Skraut · · Score: 1

      How would that work? You're a motorcycle cop armed with a polaroid and you go around asking everybody "Have you seen this boy?"

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    7. Re:Neuromancer moment by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      Trust the fungus!

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    8. Re:Neuromancer moment by andphi · · Score: 1

      Please, for the love! Don't give him Ideas!

    9. Re:Neuromancer moment by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Chess: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

      What are you talking about?

      I cannot talk about what.

      What?!?

      Does that question interest you?

      Jesus...

      Please, call me Chessmaster 3035.

  7. One was almost elected President in 2000 by krell · · Score: 5, Funny

    "artificial intelligence so advanced that it could itself become a citizen of a country"

    Not only can they become citizens, they can run for president and just about damn near win (2000).

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    1. Re:One was almost elected President in 2000 by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      That's artificial intelligence.

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  8. That how cool nintendo was by dbombarc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Its amazing that nintendo was cool enough to release a commericial as a film and kids would flock to see it?
    Best review of this film I've ever seen is here: http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0795/

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    1. Re:That how cool nintendo was by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Its amazing that nintendo was cool enough to release a commericial as a film and kids would flock to see it?


      You shouldn't expect anything less from the communist propoganda campaign - it targets children when they are very young as they are the most mallable to ideas. (Okay, bad running joke.)

      On a more serious note, people do watch video games as movies. There's the classic Speed Demos Archive for games as they were meant to be played, and then the Tool Assisted Speedruns for those wanting to drop their jaw in disbelief.
  9. Lucky for me by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    I was in college by then, and drinking heavily.

    1. Re:Lucky for me by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Funny
      I was in college by then, and drinking heavily.

      Ah! An intellectual.
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  10. Cloak and Dagger by grapeape · · Score: 1

    Damnit where is Cloak and Dagger, show Dabney Coleman some love and give us the video game goodness. Im still waiting for the Double Dragon, Mortal Combat and Street Fighter box set too.

    1. Re:Cloak and Dagger by kirun · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have the "Film that actually had something to do with the game" box set.

      Actually, it's just a cardboard box I found.

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  11. Torrent in 5...4..3... by ActionJesus · · Score: 1

    -nt-

  12. memories by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1

    I want a Powerglove again dang it.

    1. Re:memories by fusto99 · · Score: 0

      Then go buy one!

    2. Re:memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many people tried jerking off with it on. You know at least one little perv tried it.

    3. Re:memories by kalirion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jerk Jerk Revolution?

    4. Re:memories by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      No, really you don't.

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    5. Re:memories by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
      Then go buy [ebay.com] one!
      I love how one of those auctions proudly proclaims the glove was "TESTED." I'm picturing some eBay seller hooking the thing up, going through all the motions, and confidently saying to himself, "A-yup, doesn't do a damn cotton-picking thing, just like when it was new!"
    6. Re:memories by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1

      Thats cool. I just wanna wear it to work and around town. I believe then I will meet the criteria for being cool... Gosh at least I hope so.

    7. Re:memories by triffid_98 · · Score: 1
      The only feasable use I ever found for my Powerglove was for re-enacting the self-destruct scene from Predator. In fact, it made #7 in IGN's 'worst game controllers of all time'

      Oh, and Caaalliiforrniia!

      I want a Powerglove again dang it.
    8. Re:memories by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Now with rumblepad... for the ladies.

    9. Re:memories by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      I never owned a PowerGlove for my Nintendo, so I never tried "GloveBall" or whatever game came with it. However, I did purchase a few PowerGloves for VR experimentation - I first hooked it up to my Amiga (using info from that old Byte magazine article), and played around with it using AMOS and Blitz Basic. Later on after I got my first PC-compatible (an Acer 486), I got it working under REND386, and later AVRIL.


      Recently (as in, within the last 3 years or so), an individual wrote a "glove driver" module for Linux - I got it compiled, hooked my PowerGlove up - and it worked perfectly (though the driver was crap, as the author noted - it uses a ton of CPU).


      While I don't think the PowerGlove is perfect, and from what I have heard, the "GloveBall" game stank, I do think the PowerGlove offerred a cheap (then and now) way of getting a "glove-based" VR solution for homebrew VR hackers. For that purpose, it wasn't bad. Indeed, the worst feature of it for that purpose was the shoddy tracking system - had it been more stable and higher resolution (particularly for the hand/wrist orientation), it would have made a perfect system. Alas, the rush to market as well as just practical reasons gave us what we got...

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  13. I love Power Glove, it's so bad! by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    I think I may still have the mini Nintendo Power they gave you at the theater. Now that I think about it, I know I still have a few issues of Nintendo Fun Club around somewhere.

  14. I love the Power Glove by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

    It's so bad.

    I have this on laserdisc and didn't realize it had never made it to DVD after all these years.

    Now where's my Max Headroom and Reboot season 1+2 DVDs, dammit!

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  15. Masterpeice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should I be ashamed that I distinctly remember getting teary eyed at the end of this movie? I may have only been 6 or 7 when I saw it, but I can honestly say I was moved.

  16. *NOT* the hit television show from 1986? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember? That fucking midget who thought he was MacGyver and was always handing out cinnamon sticks?

    I'd love to see that on DVD. Now that was a show.

    1. Re:*NOT* the hit television show from 1986? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, I remember that show! Vaguely. The only episode that comes to mind is the one where they had to battle the evil remote control air plane with their own remote control air plane. Being a fan of Air Wolf which was also out at the same time I think, I remember thinking this was pretty stupid.

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    2. Re:*NOT* the hit television show from 1986? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      That show was hardcore. The inventions were just crazy like the suitcase that used helium to make it lighter. Wasn't he the midget from Willow?

  17. its soo bad by djburn · · Score: 1

    That scene with Lucas busting out the powerglove and PWNS Rad Racer is probably the best scene in any move in the last 50 years. really..

  18. Now all I need is Rad on DVD by Wescotte · · Score: 1

    to complete my 80s movies nostalgia DVD collection.

    1. Re:Now all I need is Rad on DVD by goodenoughnickname · · Score: 1

      Rad: Karate Kid on Bikes.

  19. Re: ReBoot by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

    Augh, I feel your pain. I need ReBoot on DVD like nobody's business. While we're at it, let's bring back the rest of my childhood with Transformers, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, and the original Power Rangers on DVD too.

    On the plus side, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, and the Batman/Superman Animated Series are already arriving on DVD. My sister was kind enough to get me the Superman: The Animated Series Season 1 DVD for my birthday. :)

  20. Not a bad movie... by 7Prime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I one of the only ones who thinks that it was actually a pretty decent film? Strip it of the Nintendo advertising, and it still is mostly about a few kids trying to help their autistic brother to a championship across the country, for the one thing he's a master at. It's based on "Tommy" by The Who, just replace "pinball wizard" with "video game wizard". Instead of being deaf, dumb, and blind, he's just deaf and dumb. Instead of his state being induced by having seen his mother having sex with some guy, he saw his twin sister die right in front of him. For a large scale drama, aimed at kids, it wasn't half bad at all. Only reason people couldn't take it very seriously is because of all the advertising, which was unfortunate.

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    1. Re:Not a bad movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It's a decent film with a decent plot.

      It almost mirrors TOMMY completely...."Pinball Wizard" was written late in Tommy's development, largely to appease a critic that just happened to like pinball--a lot. So The Wizard is a pretty good story/film, that just happens to involve NES culture and video games. What could be better?

    2. Re:Not a bad movie... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      he's just deaf and dumb

      The writer's of this movie were pretty dumb too.

      -Eric

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    3. Re:Not a bad movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Coincidentally, the writers of the above post were also pretty dumb.

  21. Wii have three contestants by tepples · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now we can have an upcoming sneak-preview of Mario 3!!!

    Wii have three contestants: one, two, thrii!

    I give you ... Super Mario Brothers ... WIIIIIIII!!!!!11

  22. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah, and mod me up so that people can see that they need to mod the parent up.

  23. This ain't no game by tepples · · Score: 1

    This ain't no game. It's the first ever video game to movie adaptation.

  24. Can't wait. by D14BL0 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, though, it's going to be a pretty much barebones DVD. No special features, from what the article in Nintendo Power says about the DVD.

  25. I know.... by krell · · Score: 1

    I almost walked out of "Inconvenient Truth". The CGI master-of-ceremonies they created for the thing was just not realistic at all.

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  26. Re:Yeah, well... just keep your Power Gloves off h by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Fred Savage did indeed play grandson to Peter Falk in The Princess Bride. Two years later he portrayed Corey Woods in The Wizard. Details

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  27. Nintendo cartoons by phorm · · Score: 1

    I don't remember much about this movie, although I'm pretty sure that I saw it sometime long ago. However, I do remember the rather cool video-game based cartoons that they used to have, including the Zelda flics on the Mario Bros show (which in itself sucked, but the Zelda cartoons were cool), Captain N, and some other cartoons along the same line.

  28. Re: ReBoot by andrewd18 · · Score: 1
    Where have you been? Transformers, Beast Wars, and Beast Machines have already come out on DVD. Just check Amazon. I happily own all three.
    Uh... Krypton?

    Thanks for the tip, though. I'll go order copies.
  29. Re: ReBoot by hords · · Score: 1

    The orginal transformers is kind of hard to find now unfortunately. I believe the studio that brought it out (Rhino) no longer has the rights to it. But I'm sure you could find copies on ebay or maybe somewhere local that hasn't sold all their copies/has used ones.