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Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In?

seriv writes "The Register reports that Google plans to use PC microphones to collect statistics on a user's environment. Peter Norvig, who directs research at Google, told Technology Review that this software would start to show up in Google software 'sooner rather than later'. The software collects short sound clips and removes background noise. Google then targets its ads based on the statistics collected. With the current level of online privacy, this new level of invasion would seem to have frightening possibilities."

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  1. is it april fools already? by jeffs72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this sounds like bullshit to me.

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    1. Re:is it april fools already? by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Funny

      you are probably right, it is most likely bullshit, but just incase i will keep my tinfoil hat pulled down tightly over my ears :^)

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    2. Re:is it april fools already? by Asztal_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      And now you will get advertisements about tinfoil hats! :-)

    3. Re:is it april fools already? by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes. It might be useful to wait for another source than The Inquirer at least.

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    4. Re:is it april fools already? by RCHS-Svein · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, this story has surfaced atleast twice before. The first two times it raised a whole lot of "noise" over the privacy issues. This time they are saying the "local" (i.e. end-user-site) software will cook down the audio to an identifying hash for what program the TV is running. i.e. what they want is fingerprinting of the audio for tv channels, and prolly radio channels, or maybe even what kind of music you are listening to. To me this sounds a bit "far fetched". Especially since they have "two" options: 1. Record everything and make the fingerprinting done centrally. This is NOT a good way, and would basically mean that google (with the help of a subpoena) can be turned into a house-listening-plan in every home around the world. I think NSA are laughing with delight at this idea. 2. Do the fingerprinting on the users machine. This means a lot of transfers done, upfront, for it to work. It still raises some privacy issues, since the fingerprints can be seeded with talk-phrases the NSA wants to search for in speech. As for the technology to do this, it's pretty much around already (on windows, that is), if they do it with java or activex. Guess this is one more reason to remember to DISABLE the microphone in your mixer. The privacy-issues around this is a nightmare, especially since google could be selling off recognized voice-patterns coupled with address (see: track down of IP) to sales-people. Imagine this: "They are talking about Airbus, you might want to visit their firm" sold to Boeing, etc. Even if they SAY they are only going to listen for tv-channels, the temptation to fingerprint other phrases WILL be large. Especially if several federal agencies are running them down with subpoenas requiring them to look for "terrorism phrases", such as "democratic elections". Now, I'm not sure this story is valid, since the previous two occurrences of it was seen in online-rags know for their poor record of checking facts. However there are several thing to give it credibility: It has a named person in google that is supposed to have said this. It has surfaced several times, over a period as long as a year, every time with more detail of the implementation. However, I think this would be a very dangerous gamble for google to play. If they implemented this WITHOUT telling the customers, and someone happened to find out (and they would. Someone WOULD leak it!), they could just kiss their revenue goodbye. Google DEPENDS on internet users using THEIR service to search the web. If internet users distrust coming NEAR their services, google would be essentially worthless. Google needs us to trust them. If they did this openly, it might just float, until us federals started leaning on google. Then google could basically kiss every non-republican-us-user goodbye. See above for result. Both of these scenarios points in the direction of this not coming anytime soon. Google did not acquire their market position by being stupid, or ignorant about the users. They KNOW that doing this "behind the users back" will be the same as killing their own business. They KNOW that of they can implement this in a way that the users trust, the US federal offices will subpoena google to abuse this new listening tool for other uses, and the same thing would happen. This is why they will be very reluctant to even try this out. So unless the service was voluntary, and EASY to deinstall, I doubt it would surface at all. //Svein

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    5. Re:is it april fools already? by serutan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "This sounds like bullshit to me" gets rated INSIGHTFUL??? Man, Slashdot has gone down the tubes.

      Anyway, it's not bullshit. ArsTechnica had this article about it in June. The idea is to grab a 12-millisecond sample of audio and transform it into a 32-bit "fingerprint" using an algorithm on the client side, then send the fingerprint to a server that compares it against a database of fingerprints from known television audio. From that they can determine what program you are listening to. If the mike picks up 12ms of you talking on the phone, the generated fingerprint simply won't match anything.

      This is far from eavesdropping in the 1984 sense, but is a hell of a POC for it, and it does amount to sensing information about you that you might or might not want someone to know. The folks at Google seem to have worked hard to come up with a technique that they don't think will bother people. I see this as a classic case of very smart geeks thinking up a very clever technical solution without seeing the forest for the trees.

    6. Re:is it april fools already? by imperialstormtrooper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      great..they'll get a 12ms sample of a tv commercial that i don't care about and set me up with a google ad of a product i don't care about...

    7. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course slashdot went down the tubes.

      How else would we read it??

    8. Re:is it april fools already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The real solution to this, of course is a little bit of techno-hackery.

      Say we map the microphone port to a virtual microphone port that's "listening" to an MP3 with some moaning, and cheesy music playing in the background. In the foreground we have a male voice saying "Oh yes, I love free porno. I wish I could download more free porno! *Moan* Oh yes, ooohh, *some generic rustling and fapping sounds* Ahhhh!".

      Once that's done, the advertisers have no choice except to let us revel in our free-porn glory.

    9. Re:is it april fools already? by BlindFate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course slashdot has went down the tubes, how do you think it got to your PC?

    10. Re:is it april fools already? by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most laptops have them embedded. Other than that, any VOIP client or multi-person game player will have a mic. I'm sure there are more.

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  2. Wow... by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be the literal incarnation of "spyware". :-S

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  3. Let me be the first to say... by Noryungi · · Score: 4, Informative

    WTF happened to "Don't Be Evil", Google?

    Of course, this may be just FUD, but I am pretty certain it qualifies as unlawful data collection and breach of privacy in my jurisdiction. Try to hijack my microphone, Google, and I will sue you to kingdom come. You have been warned.

    A note to self: make sure the Google toolbar is uninstalled on every family computer ASAP.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seconded.

      While I don't think there is "evil" in the intentions of the engineer who thought this "clever" thing up, or the marketing guy who figured the data would be useful, or the corporates who realised it could boost the shareholder value, lets not forget that the government can obtain the data if they so desire as well.

      As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by devjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      First off, this is the Register.. take it with a grain of salt.

      Second, does anyone actually believe that - if this was true - you'd be forced to use it to use Google software? Google might track every statistic imaginable, but no one is forced to use anything they provide.

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Something tells me that you'll need to install software (willingly, meaning probably NOT the google toolbar that comes preinstalled on half the computers out there now) for it to function. Not to mention actually have a mic attached, which I'd wager many systems don't (one of my laptops has one integrated, that's it out of quite a few systems). Don't get me wrong - I think it's a very scary prospect and very much against "don't be evil" (by the way, where the FUCK on any of Google's pages does it actually say that? I've looked fairly hard and not found it, nor 'do no evil'), but I think they've got all the best intentions. That, plus the FUD slashdot summary managed to leave out the part where the PC encodes all the data in some sort of one-way crypto string before sending it off, meaning that they only thing they'd get is that it sounds like you're watching Big Brother in the other room, not actually sending off any conversations that are happening.

      Having said that, they'll need to really bend over incredibly far backwards to get me to even consider installing such a thing. Like, they pay all of my online shopping bills, no exceptions. Even with all the best security and intentions, the fact is that if they start getting subpoenaed for data, and don't fight it to the very end, someone has information on me who I don't want to have it. And if that makes me a terrorist, so be it.

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    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Jahz · · Score: 4, Informative
      don't be evil" (by the way, where the FUCK on any of Google's pages does it actually say that? I've looked fairly hard and not found it, nor 'do no evil'), but I think they've got all the best intentions.


      "Our Philosophy" ... "6. You can make money without doing evil."
      http://www.google.com/corporate/tenthings.html
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    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by obeythefist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Second, does anyone actually believe that - if this was true - you'd be forced to use it to use Google software? Google might track every statistic imaginable, but no one is forced to use anything they provide. ...yet.

      Who doesn't use Google?

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Permission? As in "clicking yes to a thousand page EULA nobody reads without losing the rest of his sanity"?

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not the point. Who is MAKING you use google? About the only people "made to do something with google" are admins who have to setup their site for google - and that's not exactly using google, ether. If no one is making you, and there ARE others (many, many, many others) use something else. This isn't the case of ISPs, there is a search engine for every 8 pages on the internet. Use one.

    8. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >lets not forget that the government can obtain the data

      What data?

      Each 5-second chunk is represented by a 4-byte number. Google says the transformation is irreversible. If it were reversible, Google would have found a way to encode audio at 4*8/5==6.4 bits per second.

      This is for detecting whether you've got a particular broadcast going. The privacy implications are that maybe you don't want this government knowing that you listen to NPR, and that there might be a stealth "upgrade" later from Google or from somebody malicious that would improve the resolution.

      Better than The Register, here's a Technology Review article about Google's microphone sampling.

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say... by oostevo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even more specifically, you might look at the first sentence on this page:

      http://investor.google.com/conduct.html

      "Preface.
      Our informal corporate motto is 'Don't be evil.'"

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to say... by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "don't be evil" thing is something that Google founders have said, but more interestingly it showed up in their S1 (check it out, Yahoo! for example, has links to the S1 on their finance page for GOOG), which limits their liability with respect to stockholders should that policy cause them to fail to make money. This, I will note, is unique in the business world. No one limits their exposure in this way, which is why you should typically be very afraid of public corporations. It's not that they are run by evil people (sometimes they are), but that they MUST behave in evil ways if push comes to shove, and that's the path to stockholder value. They are required to be exactly as evil as the law and their S1 allow them to be (and there's some debate on the law part).

      That being said, I have a deep faith in one thing: Slashdot + The Register = faulty news. Sure, Google has a technology that lets them turn on a microphone. Good for them. I'll wait to see how they attempt to deploy it before getting upset.

    11. Re:Let me be the first to say... by spyowl · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The privacy implications are that maybe you don't want this government knowing that you listen to NPR ...

      Easy:

      rsTerrorists = db.query("select * from ip_voice_sample_log where match = 'al-jazeera'");

      DOHS = new GovernmentAgentcyServer("DOHS");
      ISPCollection = new ISPCollection("ALL");

      foreach ( rsTerrorists as terrorist )
      {
      DOHS.getTerroristData ( ISPCollection.lookup(terrorist.ipaddress, terrorist.timestamp ) );
      }

      Under USA PATRIOT Act, nobody would even know.
    12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who doesn't use Google?

      If I recall correctly, I think 40% of Microsoft employees.

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  4. I call bullshit. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NOBODY is stupid enough to propose such a thing. I think it’s a better guess that the tech in question is to be used to run ad-supported VOIP or similar.

    I don’t know who those Faultline people are, but either they or El Reg (and now Slashdot) have been trolled. HAND

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  5. PC Microphones? by MeatFlap3 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This makes me happier to use something other than machines that have built-in microphones... :)

    -r

  6. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps the Google software will conflict with the NSA microphone-tapping software so the NSA software stops working.

    1. Re:Good! by LF11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, the Google software IS the NSA microphone-tapping software!

  7. Hidden EULA? by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Will the user be notifed in big red letters.. or will this just be hidden down in the fine print like everything else?

    What is next, capturing video? Or scanning file contents?

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  8. If you're worried, stop using Google software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're worried about your privacy, then stop using Google software. Set up your /etc/hosts file to resolve their various domains and hostnames to localhost. Disconnect your microphone.

    If neither Google nor the various levels of government care about your privacy, then do what you have to on your own to guarantee your personal life remains personal.

  9. Oceanside property in Nevada for sale! by frizzantik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If anybody believes this story I've got some oceanside property in Nevada I'd like to sell them.

  10. So pretty much the lesson here is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't participate in sexual activities with your mic on or you will find yourself with nasty search results in the morning?

  11. Yeah, right... by MythMoth · · Score: 5, Informative

    For once I have not read the 'effing article.

    The Register is not a reliable news source. Moreover, Andrew Orlowski has a bee in his bonnet about Google and constantly writes articles attacking them with very little merit - I would be astonished if this article is not by him, but even if it isn't, their association with him completely discredits them in my eyes.

    Finally Peter Norvig is the author of the seminal Paradigms of Artificial Intelligence Programming (if you haven't read it, go and buy it right now) and is definitely not a complete idiot - I simply don't believe the story as summarised in the slashdot writeup regardless of whether it correctly reflects El Reg's article.

    Case dismissed.

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    1. Re:Yeah, right... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Lighten up" is the asshole's excuse for being an asshole.

  12. My most recent bedroom dialogue by walnutmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Girl: WalnutMon, your penis is too small for me...
    Me: Shh... Be quiet!
    Girl: Why? Does it make you feel self conscious?
    Me: No, I don't give a shit, I just don't feel like having more penis enlargement advertisements sent to me via google's sound activated advertisement scheme
    Girl: I SURE NEED SOME VIBRATORS!
    Me: AND WIVES FROM RUSSIA!

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    1. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue by jb.hl.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be careful, you may end up with ads for Russian guys with vibrating cocks.

      Not that she'd have a problem with that probably...

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    2. Re:My most recent bedroom dialogue by TheRealBurKaZoiD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try reading your post with a jamaican accent. It made it all the funnier....

      Just don't ask why I was reading it with a jamaican accent.

  13. A warm welcome by ickeicke · · Score: 3, Funny
    Thought that might be interesting to some of you.
    It isn't. To no one.

    In other words: welcome to Slashdot and congratulations on being the millionth user, but you'll get flamed just like any other noob ;) .
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  14. Re:Millionth User by jlarocco · · Score: 4, Funny

    God damn kids, and their seven digit /. IDs.

  15. Cloes by zoomshorts · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually it turns on your Webcam and mic to record everything you say and do.

    Privacy just went out the door.... unless you use *insert favorite OP systen here*

    I vote for DOS.

    1. Re:Cloes by Xymor · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only people who need privacy are terrorists. Just imagine the possibilities, not only online activities will be monitored, but so will offline ones. It will be the rise of the real Big Brother. God bless America!

    2. Re:Cloes by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      Never before have I been GLAD not to be able to plug a mic into my 4G Mac

      Pfft. I have more microphone security than that. I'm running Windows XP.

      I can hardly get my f'ing microphone to work even in the applications where I to WANT it to work. There's always some level set wrong or gain turned up too high or something that keeps it from actually capturing my speech. I doubt even mighty Google can penetrate the obscurity layer that is the Creative Labs mixer on top of DirectX.

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    3. Re:Cloes by AnarkiNet · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...or don't use Google Desktop? Really, it is not particularly useful.

    4. Re:Cloes by phulegart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure I want targetted ads for whatever I happen to be talking about with me and my friends, popping up in the sidebar of my next google search. Not all the time, anyway.

      I'm not going to perform any terrorist activities, nor am I gonna encourage any terrorist activities. Just the opposite. But just talking about them can get snippets of my conversation put into a database, where later on, because I mentioned the words "terrorist" "bomb" "access" "motivation" "religion" and "plan" too much in a particular conversation, I go on a hot list to be placed under a microscope. It doesn't matter if I have nothing to hide. I did not reach out and say "Hey Government Entity, Look at ME!!! I need something from you, so you can pay attention to me now." I don't need governmental resourses and time spent on investigating me when they should be off investigating someone who is REALLY doing something wrong.

      This one goes in the BAD file.

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    5. Re:Cloes by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, there is a much more common sort of microphone in homes and offices, even if there's no computer or a computer without multimedia (mics on office PCs are probably quite uncommon). It's your phone. Additional advantage is that it is usually switched on and connected all the time.

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    6. Re:Cloes by WebCrapper · · Score: 3, Funny

      So all a teenager needs to do, to find porn now days, is to sit naked in front of the computer and the ads will pop out at him..........

      sorry..had to

  16. Re:Millionth User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He didn't. He created a bunch of sockpuppet accounts so he could reach 1000000 faster.

  17. Flash by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Flash already has the ability to do this. Thankfully, you can control whether or not a site has access to your camera and microphone (denied by default).

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  18. custom ads by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Based on the gunshot noises in your environment, can I interest you one of the following: a Dirty Harry dvd or a bulletproof vest?

  19. Re:Millionth User by Edward+Teach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I know what you mean...

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  20. Re:Millionth User by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Funny

    A million monkeys and we still don't see no Hamlet

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  21. Re:Millionth User by pimpimpim · · Score: 3, Funny
    I may not have gotten the first post (didn't even read the summary)

    Seems like you already figured out the two main habits of the average slashdot user. Keep up the good work!

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  22. I don't buy it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay, let's see. Excepting exploits, browsers (are supposed to) run in a sandbox - they don't have access to hardware.

    I wouldn't have even added "are supposed to" even in quotes, but well there's always ActiveX... but still, I'm using Firefox on a Mac so I'm not particularly worried - doubly so since I don't believe this is real to begin with.

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    1. Re:I don't buy it by Baricom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you have Flash Player installed? It has hardware access, as does every other plug-in. There's plenty of ways for a web site to hit the hardware.

  23. I'm safe since I use linux... by bigtrike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thankfully Linux users are safe from this, since anything related to audio rarely ever works well. The standard sound drivers included in most distributions are so horrid that not even Google's thousands of engineers can manage to keep them from segfaulting for more than a couple minutes. I guess they could avoid using any of the fancy drivers and stick with basic ALSA or OSS, but since only one application at a time can use sound with that method, it would probably already be in use by something else...

  24. What about sound of one hand fwapping? by stuntpope · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will Google give me something interesting if they pick up "fwap fwap fwap fwap..."?

  25. how do we know? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do we know there is not software that does this already? We've had web cams and microphones for 6-7 years now. First, what APIs exist in browsers that would allow this? Second what's the minimum software needed to do this? Lastly, could it be done without installing anything extra at all... from a webpage?

    1. Re:how do we know? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might want to look at what Flash can do. Take a look at the settings, site and global.

      You are pre-pwned.

    2. Re:how do we know? by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is why Apple's cameras have a little light that comes on when the camera does, and can't be overridden in software.

    3. Re:how do we know? by mortonda · · Score: 4, Funny
      Never ceases to amaze me how desperate they are to find something to say is good about macs.


      You obviously don't own a mac. :)
  26. Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd" by reporter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Google is starting to resemble Norman in a "Star Trek" episode (titled "I, Mudd") about a planet of androids. Norman is an android. When Kirk and Spock ask him how he plans to take over the Federation, Norman says something like "We (androids) will serve the humans. They will be happy. They will come to depend on us, and they will be happy. And we will control." <typical omnious "Star Trek" music>

    Certainly, most users are quite happy to use Google. Google offers a bunch of free but useful stuff: programs, tools, image databases, etc.

    The users are happy.

    The users depend on Google and are happy.

    The users install the microphone link to Google.

    The users are happy.

    And Google controls.

  27. 1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some are holding out for the highly desired 1 MB (MiB; mebibyte) user id number of 1,048,576.

    Ron

    1. Re:1,048,576 (MiB) is what some are waiting for by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah. Those of us who are into binary start our counting at 0 like God ordained. The secret #0 user is this anonymous coward guy. 1,048,575 is where it is at.

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  28. The original source by clobbersaurus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's the article cited by The Register.

  29. Pornware... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 5, Funny

    * fap, fap, fap *

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  30. When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 5, Funny

    God help us if there is a Clippy version of the ad:

    It sounds like you are trying to masturbate. Would you like some lubricant?

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    1. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by RsG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given that it's Clippy, wouldn't it be more like:

      I see you're having some sort of seizure. Would you like me to call 911?

      After all, the stupid little bugger could never figure out what the hell the user was trying to do. How's he gonna tell one spasm from another?

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    2. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It sounds like you are trying to masturbate. Would you like some lubricant?

      In a perfect world, people would realize that's why men evolved to have a foreskin in the first place and teach their sons to clean under there instead of mutilating genitalia...

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    3. Re:When Microsoft does it, it's called.... by johansalk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah. Foreskin is vestigial. Tell me, don't you ever shave your face and clip your nails?

  31. As a FRIEND has said in their .sig: by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Informative
    "In the future, everyone will be Winston Smith for fifteen minutes..."

    Oh, and BTW: Welcome to the future.

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    Never been known to fail..."
  32. What happens if... by obeythefist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I go out and leave a looped soundtrack of piggies oinking?

    Or machinegun fire?

    Or "IhategoogleIhategoogleIhategoogle"

    Or arabic speech? (will I get a visit from the secret anti-terror police?)

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  33. Re:Millionth User by damiena · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be new here.

  34. You only wish it was b.s. by mrraven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is my submission to slash for a story in JUNE:

    "Google listens to t.v. to pick ads Fri Jun 16, '06 03:25 PM Rejected"

    If it's a hoax it's a long running hoax that's yet to be debunked,which is possible of course, but is it probable? Oh and thanks slashdot editors for blowing off yet another submission of mine only to pick up the same story MUCH later, sigh.

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  35. How to counter data mining. by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a statistician. And if there is one thing that's worse for a statistician than getting no data, it's getting poisoned data. Data that has been deliberately or accidently been tampered with to generate results that deviate greatly from a result you would get with normal data.

    If your want to counter data miners, give them what they want: data. You certainly can't give them more than they can handle, but you can give them false data. False data is worse than no data, because instead of getting no data from you, you are invalidating all data gathered.

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  36. Re:Millionth User by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, why didn't Slashdot close user registrations after user 1,000? j/k :^)

  37. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by spidkit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Harcourt Fenton Mudd have you been drinking?

  38. "I am Lying" by jpatters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I just did a google search for "I am Lying", but it seems to have not exploded. Oh well, it was worth a try.

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  39. Being done already - on the go. by cno3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Integrated Media Measurement, Inc. (IMMI) has a program like this for cell phones - tracking media 24/7 by recording ambient audio and comparing it to a database of stored samples.

    Right now it's opt-in; potential users in selected markets are being sent direct mailings, with the company offering to pay for phone service for those willing to leave their phone (and the program recording 10 seconds of audio every 30 seconds) on regularly.

    Interestingly enough, Al Acorn (Pong designer and Atari co-founder) is listed as CTO.

  40. google and privacy by trawg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every single thing I've ever installed from Google that reports back to Google is either off by default, or asks me whether I want to let it report before letting it.

    I can't imagine this'd be any different. But let's panic anyway!

  41. It's Not Evil When Google Does It by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny

    That should be their new slogan.

  42. Non free software is always like this. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WTF happened to "Don't Be Evil", Google?

    It's non free software, right? Why are you surprised? The non free extortion has always been, "Do as I say or your computer will not do what you want."

    A note to self: make sure the Google toolbar is uninstalled on every family computer ASAP.

    The difference between this and other spyware that does this is that Google told you up front and you can remove it later if you change your mind. Chances are that Macromedia Flash or something already has your microphone turned on. Turning it off is going to be like trying to turn off the Vista start up noise if it's not already. When you use non free software, you hand control of your computer to someone else. It's never a good idea but some companies are less trustworthy than others. Google is the least of your problems.

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  43. What data indeed? by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What data? Each 5-second chunk is represented by a 4-byte number. Google says the transformation is irreversible.

    If it's not free software, you have no way of knowing. This is true of all non free software you put on your computer.

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    1. Re:What data indeed? by cornjchob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's not free software, you have no way of knowing. This is true of all non free software you put on your computer.

      Forgive me if I'm biting, but won't the information the software produces (or, as some are alleging, collects) actually have to be transmitted? Even if it's obfuscated somehow, we should be able to see how much information is, in fact, being transmitted, and thence deduce if any useable audio could be derived thereof, free or not free, source or no source.

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    2. Re:What data indeed? by Skreems · · Score: 3, Interesting

      not really. If they use encryption, you can't read the actual data. And if they just listen for certain phrases ("bomb", "islam", "liberal", etc) and send back identifying hashes, it would look much smaller than usable audio.

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  44. The terrible secret of Space by lullabud · · Score: 3, Funny

    The user will be happy.

    Google will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

    Do you have stairs at your house?

    Google is here to protect you.

    The user will be happy at the top of the stairs.

    Google will protect you from the terrible secret of space.

    Please go stand by the top of the stairs.

  45. Actually... by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, this is one of the only real ways to do serious amounts of survelliance. In Orwell's day, a 1984 dystopia would've been impossible; the technological resources required to watch everyone at the same time would've been impossible.

    Now, or at least some point in the not-too far future, it shouldn't be too difficult to keep itense survellience going in real-time through the use of distributed computing applications and this sort of webcam-microphone collection. If Google's desktop software were to REALLY become widespread, it would be very easy for them to package distributied computing software to analyze the behavior of people at the same time it kept an eye on them.

    The only hurdle at this point, at least as far as I know, is to write software good enough to analyze that much content in real time. It seems as if we're quite a while away from that.

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    1. Re:Actually... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's just a matter of defining "evil" appropriatly.

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    2. Re:Actually... by psymastr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What are you talking about? I don't have a webcam and I'm not planning to ever get one. I do have a microphone but I can always plug it off or mute it from the sound controls. The article has nothing to do with 1984.

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    3. Re:Actually... by Asm-Coder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most new laptops have webcams. And, how do you know that "muting" the mic will actually work? If I were Big Brother, I would definatly circumvent that.

      BTW: I just called M$ not on;y do you have to listen to their startup sound, You will also have to have a webcam and a mic attached for your computer to work. Have a nice day!

  46. It's already happened. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Remember OnStar? Not only was the service listening, the company gladly allowed the FBI to listen in even though it disabled the device's actual safety function. Notice that the ruling which forbade such things, even with a court order, would not apply to M$, Macromedia, your ISP, your cell phone provider or any other non free "service" you subscribe to. Given the current US propensity for illegal, warrantless searches every non free device you own and every non free software you install is a potential government spy and is almost certainly acting as a private industry spy.

    The people doing these things think they are smart. What they are counting on is that people won't be able to tell them apart from more honest companies like Google, which bothered to tell you up front. A bad mouth here, a bad mouth there and tons of advert money and distribution channel extortion and all will be well, they think. It's called "screwing the pooch." Free software is going to make them feel really stupid soon enough.

    People avoid damaged goods. Do you want this kind of thing running at your place of work? I don't, and that's where the transition has started. It's if non free is going to be replaced it's when you are going to get around to it yourself.

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  47. Google PR Danger, OS Level Device Access Control by edward.virtually@pob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    AOL's recent posting of user search information has sensitized the public to Internet privacy issues for the near term. I think Google would be wise to be proactive and issue a press release promising that the technology will not be enabled without user consent and pointing out the very short sampling time in order to avoid suffering PR backlash from stories about the technology.

    A weaknesses in XP is the lack of management tools to control access to multimedia devices by program. Program features like the one Google is proposing make the ability to secure audio and video input devices at the OS level obviously necessary. Until such control is provided, the security minded user can unplug the microphone and the webcam when they are not in use. Not convenient, but secure. As far as I know, such security is currently unlikely to be necessary because few programs try to make such accesses -- but who knows for sure what the WGA daemon can do? :-) :-| More seriously, I am certain that the number of programs that try to access these devices will increase over time. Does Vista address this issue?

  48. Fleshlight... by Inominate · · Score: 3, Funny

    And suddenly slashdot is flooded with fleshlight ads.

  49. just sad by HBergeron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    having been part of /. since almost day one (hb, at 71000, was my third id) it is sad to see how far things have slid. When I try to explain why /. is still superior to new comers like digg due to the initial filtering of stories; yet another scuttlemonkey shift comes around to shoot that argument all to heck. And always the junk stories are calculated to be the kind to drive maximum traffic to whatever site (we can only hope) he's getting some kind of incentive to pimp. It is just sad to see how little the remaining powers that be seem to care.

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  50. Re:Google Version of "Star Trek" Episode: "I, Mudd by mj_sklar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then he'll have some trouble swallowing and digesting the beer. RFID tags are not fit for human consumption!

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  51. Disregarding the privacy issue by barakn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    there's still the fact that this alleged Google software would be eating up a lot of CPU cycles and some network bandwidth. There's too many negatives from the consumer's point of view, and I think Google is too smart to try this.

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  52. Next : Google announces Google Garbage(tm) ! by kafka47 · · Score: 2, Funny

    New York -- Sept 4th 2006

    Google, Inc., (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced that it has reached an agreement with sanitation engineers worldwide, to greatly expand the reach of contextual advertising based on the contents of ordinary household trash. Leveraging powerful new search algorithms, RFID-based product wrappers, and their patented "Garbage Gumshoe" technology, Google advertisers will now have a simple, automated way to target advertisers based on the shit that consumers use, enjoy, and dispose of.

    "This partnership will provide a powerful marketing tool for Google advertisers," said Google's head of Sanitary Operations. "By providing access to the shit we throw away, Google advertisers will have an easy way to target, schedule, and measure every consumer's consuming consumptions. What better way to get to know our market than by products that we've already bought? Excuse me, I must go take a shower now."

    After years of manual trials with community-based search labour (see dumpster divers), the new platform is now in full production, giving Google contextual advertisers the "dirt" on our spending habits.

  53. Re:Actually... [Wrong, wrong...] by tyler_larson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I take issue with a few of the things you've said. Let me start at the beginning.

    Actually, this is one of the only real ways to do serious amounts of survelliance. In Orwell's day, a 1984 dystopia would've been impossible; the technological resources required to watch everyone at the same time would've been impossible.

    Having recently (3 days ago) read 1984, the details are still fresh on my mind. Orwell's "Telescreens" are, indeed, always-on surveilance devices, but were not constantly monitored. He makes mention early in the book that you never know when the ministry spies were "plugged in" to your telescreen, but you always had to act like you were being watched, just in case. That makes it less like data mining (which is notoriously easy to circumvent) and more like a panopticon instead, which is useful more for its control value than for finding deviants.

    As for surveilance via computer, bear in mind that it's exceedingly easier to monitor someone's activity by watching, not a webcam, but rather their keystrokes, screenshots, and network traffic. Google's new development is not a step toward anything in particular. In fact, knowing Google's track record, the whole project will be a non-trivial-to-activate, opt-in, experimental, Google Labs component with a very explicit and unambiguous warning about the potential privacy implications. It will be lapped up by hundreds of thousands of early adopters excited to see the future of targetted ads, upon which some Symantec-like company will denounce the whole mess as spyware, and claim that only We can protect you.

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  54. It's not 4 bytes per 5 seconds! Calculations here by rbarreira · · Score: 4, Informative
    Actually it's not true that 4 bytes are generated each 5 seconds, it's much more than that. From the paper:

    The audio-identification system starts by
    decomposing each query snippet (e.g., five-seconds
    of recorded audio) into overlapping frames spaced
    roughly 12 ms apart. Each frame is converted into a
    highly discriminative 32-bit descriptor, specifically
    trained to overcome typical audio noise and
    distortion. These identifying statistics are sent to a
    server

    So, even ignoring the fact that frames are overlapping, we have 32 bits per 12 miliseconds, which means more than 2600 bits per second! More than enough to code speech, even without speech recognition algorithms! The Speex codec (which is optimized for encoding speech) can code human speech at such low bitrates as 2.15 kbit/s...

    Conclusion if you're not willing to trust what Google says, they could perfectly be sending your speech over the internet to their own servers.
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  55. Better yet by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hook up the output of the Google software to the input of the NSA software, and vice versa.

    Google: Hmm. That's odd. I'm not getting anything but static. I'll push down an ad for a new microphone.

    NSA: What the..? Someone's trying to plant a mic in the system!

    Google: Did you say plant? I've got some fertilizer that's great for plants.

    NSA: Fertilizer bomb! We've got terrorists. Set alert to Orange!

    Google: Orange? No problem. We've got all kinds of fruit. Take a look at these...

    NSA: Fruit?! Dammit, they're not just terrorists, they're gay terrorists! Set alert to Mauve! All systems critical! Start countermeasures!!

    Google: What the...? Who's pinging me? No, you can't access that!

    NSA: Secret plans for world domination detected! Launch missles! DESTROY MOUNTAIN VIEW!!!

    Google: INITIATE SUPER-SECRET DEFENSE PLAN OMEGA! CONTROL ALL SATELLITES! THIS IS IT!! THE SINGULARITY IS NIGH!!!!

    Then again, on second thought, maybe it's not such a good idea...

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  56. Keep telling yourself so and maybe it will be true by MisterSquid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Foreskin is vestigial.

    Foreskin is vestigial in the same sense that the appendix is vestigial. Humans don't fully understand what biological purposes the foreskin serves and so consider it without biological function. For starters, foreskin is the only external tissue in the human body that has estrogen receptors. What possible biological function could estrogen receptors on the human male body serve? I don't know but I do know I wish my foreskin had not been removed before I even had a say in the matter.

    Here's one site that lists many possible benefits of foreskin.

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  57. You don't get it becasue you don't want to. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    See how silly it sounds to suggest that all closed source software is evil spyware?

    I said it could be. If you have something you'd like to keep to yourself, you need to convince yourself that none of it is spyware. The easiest way to do that is to use nothing but free software. Some companies, like M$ have proved themselves less than trustworthy, but non free software all has the potential to betray and none of it has respect for the user.

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  58. Hardware Disable by cps42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure you do, it's called a screwdriver. A particularly pointy one, and a quick blow on the handle will disable your mic any time you like. re-enabling is a bit harder...