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Soft Tissue Discovered In T-Rex Bone

kubla2000 writes, "Paleontologists have discovered soft tissue inside the fossilized thigh bone of a T-Rex. The tissue included blood vessels, bone cells, and perhaps even blood cells." From the article: "When paleontologists find fossilized dinosaur bones during a dig, they usually do everything in their power to protect them, using tools like toothbrushes to carefully unearth the bones without inflicting any damage. However, when scientists found a massive Tyrannosaurus rex thigh bone in a remote region of Montana a few months ago, they were forced to break the bone in two in order to fit it into the transport helicopter. This act of necessity revealed a startling surprise: soft tissue that had seemingly resisted fossilization still existed inside the bone. This tissue... was so well preserved that it was still stretchy and flexible."

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  1. Welcome back! by erroneus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our...

    *sigh* ...anyway...

    1. Re:Welcome back! by Cold-NiTe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meme's aside, rather than welcoming the usual overlords, I'm just going to say that I welcome the opportunity to add Tyrannosaur meat to my next barbecue. Let's start cloning these things soon, guys. Dinner's waiting.

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    2. Re:Welcome back! by WgT2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      T-Rex: It's what's for dinner!

      T-Rex-Bone steak anyone?

    3. Re:Welcome back! by walnutmon · · Score: 3, Funny

      For some reason I don't think cloning T-Rex Dinosaurs will resault in us eating them! The return of entertaining capital punishment.

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    4. Re:Welcome back! by BlindFate · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do not let them put a rack of T-Rex ribs on your car, it'll tip over.

    5. Re:Welcome back! by Supergibbs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is T-Rex Kosher?

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    6. Re:Welcome back! by Skywings · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I find this story a little hard to swallow.

    7. Re:Welcome back! by samkass · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the most fun thing about bringing T-Rex back would be when the folks a million years from now find the modern fossils after a million-year gap. It would pretty much be scientific proof for THEM that intelligent design exists.

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    8. Re:Welcome back! by NoMaster · · Score: 4, Funny
      I welcome the opportunity to add Tyrannosaur meat to my next barbecue.
      Jurassic Pork?

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  2. Jurassic Park Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    within 10 years there will be an accident at a small island.....

    1. Re:Jurassic Park Anyone? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's what I wondered... at the end of May, so it's old news now. And yes, I submitted it as a story, but it was rejected.

      Btw, bye.

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  3. JURASSIC PARK! by blueadept1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean I can have a t-rex as a pet in a few years? Please?

    1. Re:JURASSIC PARK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only if you promise to feed him the highest quality lawyers.

    2. Re:JURASSIC PARK! by malarkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a Shetland T-Rex to me.

  4. PLEASE don't tell Michael Chrichton! by solitas · · Score: 5, Funny

    The. Movies. Must. End. Here.

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    1. Re:PLEASE don't tell Michael Chrichton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "This is a sequel! I know this!"

  5. Obligatory Jurrasic Park by ruiner13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all we need to do is fill in the missing pieces of the DNA with frog DNA to make them sterile and we can have an amusement park! It worked well in the movies. Wait, how did that end? I suggest we send Bush, Britany Spears, K-Fed and Nancy Grace to open the park ;)

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    1. Re:Obligatory Jurrasic Park by g2devi · · Score: 4, Funny

      The full story is explained here:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDckbqhpW8

  6. Can we pull the DNA and clone it? by loose+electron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps get Dolly the sheep to sign up as a surrogate mother?

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  7. duh by nih · · Score: 5, Funny

    god put that bone there to test our faith!

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    1. Re:duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Naw... according to "Flood Geology", there really were dinosaurs, but they were killed in the great flood approximately 5000 years ago. Hence the term "antediluvian".

      In fact, maybe I should throw the 'Answers in Genesis' people a bone by suggesting an argument for them: clearly, this result is yet another proof of creation science! After all, it's totally implausible that soft tissue could survive in rock for 65000000 years as mainstream science would have us believe! (Never mind the puzzle of how it could survive for 5000 years, for that matter.. :-)

  8. OLD Repost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dude, this is a YEAR OLD! And slashdot ran this exact same story last year. Look at the dates on the pictures!

            Credit: From Schweitzer et al., Science 307:1952-1955 (2005). Reprinted with permission from AAAS.

    Geez!

    1. Re:OLD Repost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This story has in fact been posted twice before:

      http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/2 4/2116258
      http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/2 4/2012256

      I'm looking forward to future news stories about the impending release of Windows 95 and the announcement of the Apple Mac's shift to the PPC platform from the m68k.

    2. Re:OLD Repost! by Criceratops · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news:

      Fossilized Slashdot Headlines Presented As Fresh News

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    3. Re:OLD Repost! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, this is a YEAR OLD! And slashdot ran this exact same story last year.

      Yes, but the story is still "stretchy and flexible".

    4. Re:OLD Repost! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's a year? That bone is old. Really old. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly old it is. You may think that it's a long time between dupes on Slashdot, but that's peanuts compared to the age of this bone...

    5. Re:OLD Repost! by ozbird · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's not news; "Slashdot editor discovers own site's search function" would be news.

    6. Re:OLD Repost! by plunge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only is it old, but it's STILL GROSSLY MISLEADING. What was found is not itself the soft tissue. It's material that has filled in the soft tissue to leave a record of the original tissue in very high detail.

  9. Makes you wonder by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You know, it really makes you wonder what sort of discoveries we miss out on because we take so much care to preserve the past. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying we SHOULDN'T do that...I'm just saying that this is a perfect example of the sorts of spectacular discoveries we make when we break things a little. I know we have scanners that are getting pretty powerful these days...do we have any that can detect this sort of soft tissue beneath the bone? If so I think they should be standard equipment on any paleontological dig.

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    1. Re:Makes you wonder by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I know we have scanners that are getting pretty powerful these days...do we have any that can detect this sort of soft tissue beneath the bone? If so I think they should be standard equipment on any paleontological dig.
      I think they've already got hammers...

      It's pretty much all that they can afford anyway. Paleontology is fairly underfunded worldwide since nobody really seems to care what lurks in fossil strata. No money in it you see...
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  10. Re:Whiskey Tango Foxtrot by jfengel · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're right that it's old news. It was a bit sensationalist in that it's not really soft tissue but rather a stable polymerization of the soft tissue. Still, it remains an important discovery, and I'm still waiting for more follow-up.

  11. Re:Whiskey Tango Foxtrot by deglr6328 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In your obvious haste to be first to point this out you clearly just linked to the first source you found on a simple search, which is a nutty creationist website. How about a slightly less wacky news source?

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  12. Re:Oh Boy... by On+Lawn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't believe this has much impact on creationism, but young-earth creationists have been pointing to claims of finding blood cells in Dinasaur bones for a while. I remember reading it in 2003 on a site that was pretty old at that point. It is interesting that the finding that was difficult to track down and corroborate then, is now validated in some way with this finding.

    When I tracked this on some debate forums, I saw some general debate about how petrification might happen quicker or slower than we currently know. I'm not sure if this will or won't settle the matter, I assume it would only if petrification was the means we have been relying on to date materials.

    But if there is one moral of science to take from this, it is that the real world has many suprises in store for what we assume to be pat scientific knowledge.

  13. "Tyrannosaur Canyon" (not Jurassic Park) by krell · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is more like the recent bestseller "Tyrannosaur Canyon" by Douglas J Preston than it is like Jurassic Park. That book involves the discovery of a complete T Rex fossil with soft tissue.

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  14. obvious question by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2, Funny

    This begs the most abvious question. What does T-Rex tast like?

    You make soup out of bones? Get it? T-Rex soup? Sigh, evermind...

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  15. d'oh! don't touch it! by posterlogo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the soft tissue really is dino tissue, instead of a post-mortem parasite or something, then I would hope the act of breaking the bone did not disturb it (and why in the world is "not fitting in helo" a good reason to break such a priceless artifact anyway???). That tissue is a great source of biological residue, the goldmine being DNA. But it's very easy to contaminate ancient DNA, so I hope they were *really* *really* careful when they broke that bone (*cringes*) and loaded it for transport.

  16. Re:Whiskey Tango Foxtrot by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are you kidding me? Either you didn't even bother to read the very article you linked to or you have the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader. The ENTIRE ARTICLE you linked is riddled with young earth creationist conspiracy wackyness!! It does matter what your source is for news. It always matters.

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  17. Re:Oh Boy... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every time a biology related story is posted the discussion degenerates to Creationism vs. Evolution.

    Which makes me wonder why. I mean, we don't start discussing whether Santa Claus exists every time a Christmas related story pops up, why do we talk about creationism?

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  18. "tissue in bone" by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    It must've been masturbating....

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  19. It depends on how it died.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Further lab analysis shows that this TRex died by rolling in breadcrumbs and jumping into a pool of boiling oil. Either that or a some one on the excatvation site dropped a chicken McNugget.

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  20. Re:Oh Boy... by freeweed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean, we don't start discussing whether Santa Claus exists every time a Christmas related story pops up, why do we talk about creationism?

    Because there's no large group of people out there that actually believe Santa Claus exists, and are trying to force our children to be taught that "Clausology" is a scientific theory?

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  21. Re:soft tissue, no DNA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    DNA isn't an especially robust molecule. It probably didn't survive that long. It is prone to a variety of reactions that will degrade it over time relatively quickly. Though it was originally thought to survive much longer, DNA older than a million years is now considered pretty dubious, and is likely contamination from other sources, such as soil microbes, or it is degraded fragments with no meaningful signal left in them (e.g., older DNA extracted from fossils tens of millions of years old contains roughly equal left and right amino acids, whereas living tissues contain all left ones, implying the DNA has been severely degraded). Previous discoveries from fossils tens of millions of years old (e.g., from old amber) have proven unreproducible. There's a good review in this PDF format paper by Hofreiter et al., 2001.

    By contrast, some organic molecules, such as collagen, are much more durable than DNA, and could plausibly survive much longer in the right conditions, such as if embedded in the minerals that form bone. This general fact has been known for a long time (those papers are from the 1960s and are both PDFs), though how old such remains might ultimately be found is still uncertain. Also, even if the organic molecules were severely degraded, it doesn't mean they vanish completely -- some degraded C-bearing organic residue might remain as long as it wasn't dissolved away, and it could still preserve the shape of the original tissues, even if it wasn't compositionally the same anymore.

    Some organic molecules are extraordinarily durable and occur as fossils routinely. The sporopollenin that forms the cell wall of spores and pollen is like the "plastic garbage bag" of organic materials. It can survive multiple passages through the digestive system of animals, and still be intact. Fossil pollen and spores are often recovered from sedimentary rocks essentially unchanged, except for a bit of thermal alteration, and geologists use potent acids like concentrated HCl and HF to dissolve the minerals away, but the pollen and spores are untouched!

    Finally, even if the organic molecules themselves get destroyed (e.g., it isn't, say, collagen anymore), minerals could precipitate in contact with the soft tissues and preserve their shape at microscopic scale. The soft tissue isn't actully there, but the structure is. Such preservation is rare, but is known for other types of soft tissues in an older dinosaur (the linked example of the dinosaur Scipionyx does show soft-tissue structures, such as intestines, but they are all mineralized).

  22. Unlimited energy! by zecg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to start cloning those babies and burying them.

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  23. Re:wow, youre under arrest! by Korin43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only terrorists want the president eaten by fictional dinosaurs!

  24. Re:Oh Boy... by skroz · · Score: 4, Funny
    Because there's no large group of people out there that actually believe Santa Claus exists

    Oh yeah? Then who are all of those people I line up with every year to see him at the mall? HMM??? You've tried to put us down for years with all of your "facts" and "science," but we all know the truth.

    Keep talking like that, mister, and you're going to find a lump of coal in your stocking this year...
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  25. wtf? by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    when scientists found a massive Tyrannosaurus rex thigh bone in a remote region of Montana a few months ago, they were forced to break the bone in two in order to fit it into the transport helicopter.

    How is that a good reason?

  26. Re:d'oh! don't touch it! by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and why in the world is "not fitting in helo" a good reason to break such a priceless artifact anyway???).
    Perhaps because their budget didn't allow for a bigger/different helicopter.
    That is a serious answer.

    Fossils straight out of the field are really heavy and a T-Rex thigh bone is really big.

    You can't just strap that kinda weight to (one of) a helicopter's skids, assuming the helicopter had skids. Worse, most helicopters don't have weight bearing mounts for attaching nets to do a lift operation.

    Or maybe that's just standard procedure for paleontologists with really big fossils.
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  27. Preach it brother! by partisanX · · Score: 2, Funny

    If scientists specializing in clausology are able to determine the exact mechanism by which the Claus Man is able to deliver all those gifts in a single night, we will have a solution to the world's energy problems.

    That is the promise that study of Clausology holds out to all of mankind and people here are scoffing at it? I think they're astroturfers here on behalf of the oil industry...

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  28. Ob. Jurassic Park by isny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course it's a year old. I've been brushing up on my Unix skills, just in case. What about you?

  29. Re:Oh Boy... by Feyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    children are not people in the legal sense of the word, they're property with some rights

  30. Re:DNA by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    RTFA. They haven't found any DNA and said that scientists don't believe that DNA can last 7 million years so they don't expect to find any.

    How about this, RTFParagraph.

    Does this discovery of soft dinosaur tissue mean that scientists will soon be able to clone a Tyrannosaurus rex? Probably not most scientists believe that DNA cannot survive for 70 million years. Then again, before this discovery, most scientists believed that soft tissue could not survive for 70 million years either.

    This discovery has shown that "most scientists" can be wrong. So it's quite possible that they're wrong about how long DNA can last.

    LK

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  31. Yes - but how did it SMELL? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article doesn't say HOW IT SMELLED!

    This is the key point - surely? If it were rotten, then it would smell bloody awful (pun intended), and there'd by no chance of any DNA surviving. But what if it DID NOT smell awful? Surely that's an immediate indication of preservation?

    And if it did NOT smell, you'd only have a TINY window of opportunity to perform tests on it - before oxygen started to do its oxidising thing.

    Personally, I'd start placing bets with reputable gambling houses in the U.K. that a dinosaur will re re-constituted from ancestral DNA before 2050.

    I'm reminded of the line by Dr. Malcolm;

    "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming." See Signature. :)

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  32. Re:Oh Boy... by davros866 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Carbon dating is not reliable at all. It was a mistake for it to be used and trusted so much. Now all these assumptions of age are base on flawed data. http://www.drdino.com/articles.php?spec=79

  33. Re:Oh Boy... by Wavicle · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, we don't start discussing whether Santa Claus exists every time a Christmas related story pops up

    Oh come on, nobody seriously questions the existence of Santa Claus. All of us gentile children receive very real, tangible evidence of his existence. This sets Santa Claus head and shoulders above characters like God, Jesus, the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the FSM (pasta be upon him!). We could debate whether or not there really is a Santa Clause, but it's really a moot question. The debate would serve no purpose in the face of overwhelming evidence of Santa's continued existence.

    The more interesting argument, I think, is why Santa continues to hold to medieval beliefs about the inherent superiority of the children of the aristocracy. He continues to this day to give the children of wealthy parents higher value gifts and a higher overall average number of presents. Clearly he missed the bourgeois revolution.

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  34. This doesn't matter by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't matter if it's soft inside..it's still scary as shit.

  35. Update: Soft Tissue Discovered In T-Rex Bone by juanhf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This weekend I had the opportunity to attend a brief lecture by the world renowned paleontologist Jack Horner. It was his team that made the discovery of this T-Rex which was actually discovered by a guy named Bob and thus he named it B-Rex! They did have a problem lifting the thigh bone from the sight so they did have to cut it and they did discover soft tissue; they also discovered that the dinosaur bones actually were more similar to the structure found in avains (birds, chickens, etc) after decalsifying the soft tissue they found blood vessels and inside the blood vessels they did find red blood cells.

    From their discovery they were able to determine the sex of the dinosaur whose remains they had found (something to do with the build up of the bone and the soft tissue) - it was female. They also found that the bone structure had concentric circles much like a tree and thus they were able to tell the age of the dinosaur at the time of it's death (which was 18yrs old).

    In the end he concluded that we would not be able to re-construct a dinosaur solely from the DNA found in the red blood cells since only a few of the DNA strands were intact enough to do a proper analysis and since chicken DNA has about a million different DNA strands that we'd be a long way from making a real dinosaur... not to mention that we do not currently have the know how on how to convert DNA into a living organism!

  36. Re:Oh Boy... by MrLizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "If the theory of gravity were so scientific, there would be no concern of how this would be interpreted by people which believed they could flap their arms and fly."

    It doesn't matter how well proven a fact of science is, there will always be those who deny it due to their willful ignorance or fanaticism. If the only people they harm in the process are themselves, no great loss. If, however, they have access to children or other innocents -- picture a doctor who doesn't believe in the germ theory of disease -- they become dangerous.

    Creationists teach lies to children, lies which make them, as adults, less capable of understanding the universe as it is. The universe is dangerous enough when we do understand it -- it is infinitely more so when we don't.

  37. Here's a BBQ for grilling T-Rex ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting
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  38. Re:Oh Boy... by fredmosby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you kidding? That article says that Carbon dating is inaccurate because it doesn't take into account the massive cloud of water vapor used by some theologians to explain the Great Flood as depicted in the Bible. The author goes on to say that no carbon-14 would remain after 10 half lives, which indicates that he has no idea what a half-life is.

    Scientists never said C-14 dating was 100% accurate. Carbon-14 is formed in the atmosphere when cosmic radiation reacts with Nitrogen. The accuracy if carbon dating depends on how constant the amount of nitrogen in the air is, and how much cosmic radiation hits the atmosphere. Neither of those things are likely to have changed very much in the last 60,000 years.

  39. Re:Oh Boy... by koreth · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No atheist I know takes their kids to atheist Sunday school at the local atheist anti-church, or enrolls their kids in There-Is-No-Jesus Camp, or forces their kids to close their eyes and say "lack of grace" before a meal, or reads from illustrated children's books of tales from "The Blind Watchmaker" at bedtime, or sends their kids to atheist school where they have to spend time in non-catechism class.

    Claiming both atheists and Christians indoctrinate their kids to the same degree is as ludicrous as claiming the same thing about, say, mainstream Christians and the Muslim parents who send their kids to madras schools. One doesn't have to have any particular religious persuasion to see that teaching kids a relatively complex narrative (the old and new testaments) requires more time and effort on the parts of parents than not teaching them the narrative.

  40. A thought experiment. by hullabalucination · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all we need to do is fill in the missing pieces of the DNA with frog DNA...

    Ok, work with me here...

    Instead of filling in the holes with frog DNA, what would happen if we used the late Liberace's DNA? I can imagine immediate benefits to both zoological research and Vegas. Would we get, for instance:

    • A T-Rex who looks absolutely stunning in a sequined tux?
    • A dinosaur who can bang out a mean Rachmaninoff and wear the biggest pompadour ever seen this side of Memphis?
    • Scientists who are able, at long last, to study first hand--through direct behavioral observation--the evolution of Broadway show tunes, filling in vital missing pieces in our understanding of how the simple grunts, growls and calls of prehistoric life evolved into the entire catalog of Andrew Lloyd Webber?
    • Entertainment on such a COLOSSAL SCALE that even Wayne Newton can't compete for gigs?

    (Thought experiment segues into dream sequence. Location: Mr. Newton's agent's office. We only hear the agent's end of the phone conversation in progress.)

    "...but Wayne, baby...you know this is killing me as much as it's killing you! All I'm saying is that ya just can't get a paying gig in this town anymore unless you weight 6,000 pounds, are greenish-brown and can belt out show tunes on a Steinway. This Liberzilla fellow has just got the entire place by the short hairs! Listen--Wayne, sweetheart...I got an idea! I know this plastic surgeon, see, who also dabbles around with Human Growth Hormone...what's that? You know it, Kiddo, the stuff's illegal...but this is your career we're talking about! So hear me out here..."

    (Dream sequence fast forwards 10 years ahead)

    Slashdot headline:

    Apple Calls It Quits on the iPod and iTunes

    brontobassist writes,

    "The venerable show biz bible, Variety, has published an article in this week's edition that purports to contain excerpts of email exchanged between top Apple executives disclosing plans to kill the entire iPod product line and discontinue the iTunes online music purchase service. According to the article, the continued revitalization and popularization of live music has killed the public's appetite for canned tunes. Blame is placed squarely on the shoulders of Vegas entertainer Liberzilla, who refuses to record his performances, thereby forcing his legions of fans to make pilgramage to the live shows and spend money on tickets, airfare and hotels rather than other music and entertainment venues. Speculation has been ripe for the past 18 months on the future of Apple's iTunes franchise after the complete collapse of the recorded music divisions of Sony, EMI, Universal and Warner over the past decade. Mr. Liberzilla's spokesreptile had no comment on the article."

    (End Dream Sequence. End thought experiment.)

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  41. Why frog DNA? by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, in Jurassic Park they used frog DNA. I never did figure out why.

    Dinosaurs (Greek for "monstrous lizards") were reptiles. Frogs are amphibians. Isn't a modern reptile, like an alligator, more closely related to dinosaurs, and thus its DNA is better suited for filling the gaps, than a frog's DNA?

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    1. Re:Why frog DNA? by Ambidisastrous · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the book, they used reptile and frog DNA, some of everything, figuring the vast majority of the DNA would be the same for dinos, other reptiles, and amphibians. The movie kept it simple with, "We filled in the gaps with frog DNA..."

      But according to TFA (and other discoveries of the past decade), the best choice would probably have been ostrich DNA.

    2. Re:Why frog DNA? by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Funny

      Frogs are easier to catch.

  42. Re:soft tissue, no DNA? by pimpimpim · · Score: 2, Informative
    (e.g., older DNA extracted from fossils tens of millions of years old contains roughly equal left and right amino acids, whereas living tissues contain all left ones, implying the DNA has been severely degraded)

    Thank you for the very nice article(!), but I have to correct you here, there are no amino acids in DNA. What they mean in the article is that the degree of racemisation (the process of going from all left to mixed left-right) of amino acids originating from proteins in the cell, is an indication of the degree of damage to the cell in general. So if amino acid racemisation is present, they know that probably the DNA will be in a crappy state as well and they can skip the sample.

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  43. Cluck cluck by hypoxide · · Score: 2, Funny

    10 bucks says it has feathers when it's cloned.

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  44. Mod parent up Soft Tissue Discovered In T-Rex Bone by cdn-programmer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you could get a copy of that lecture and put it on line it would be _great_.

    Please to _not_ jump to the conclusion that DNA analysis will be futile. IMHO, quite the opposite.

    In all liklihood, if we have ANY DNA available it will be a miracle. However if there is some, then the "some" will vary from cell to cell.

    Thus if we map a large enough number of cells we can eventually build up the genome.

    In seismic its called "stacking". You take a noisy blurry picture that you sample many times over and you "stack" it. The noise cancels. You are left with the picture.

    Similarly, if you find any DNA at all, then if this is a fragment of what was in the cell to start with, and you have part of the picture.

    These fragments will overlap and from these overlaps you will eventually be able to make perhaps even a complete picture. An example of this process is "diff" which most here will recognise as a programmers tool.

    DNA is programming. Its molecular programming, but it is still programming.

    What makes me quiver is the idea that we might be able to build up the DNA patterns by painstakingly replicating the DNA in each isolated cell and then stitching these DNA fragments together by matching the common parts of fragments found in different cells. It would be worse than putting together a jigsaw puzzle with the picture face down on the table... but it should be doable.

    I suspect we will be able to tell that Dinos and Birds are, if not close cousins, then perhaps close 2nd cousins. In fact the birds by even be decendants. If decendants, then one would expect large amounts of dino DNA may still be found in bird DNA... and that it is just inactive or that its function is modified. The cell is a rather promiscous DNA xerox machine.

    To go way out on a limb... if we can sequence the DNA and stitch it together, then we may be able to find living cells with a biochemistry close enough to Dino DNA that we can in fact make a working cell. Clearly we would be inserting artificial DNA into a cell. But it doesn't matter where the DNA comes from and how it came about - what matters is the proper sequence of DNA bases.

    This is clearly along the idea that if you put enough monkeys in front of typewriters that they would create Shakespear's sonnets.

    Well - the DNA stitching won't be random. The question is how much of the original picture is still preserved.

    Every cell is a copy of every other cell in a given individual. As cells specialize they turn off some of the DNA. The DNA is still there.

    Maybe some day we will actually be able to create a working Dino cell. Creataceous park... HERE WE GO!

    Its an old story. I read the previous slashdot story last year. Probably our editors were bored on a Sunday morning and wanted to see if we would remember. Criticisms aside... your update is interesting.

    So.. what progress has been made in the DNA studies?

  45. Re:Whiskey Tango Foxtrot by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Strange though that none of the egyptians and romans or incas or whatever mentioned them.

    I think there are dragon/giant serpent legends in many cultures. Probably one of the most interesting is the Chinese years. Rat, Ox, Tiger, Hare, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig. Why 11 real animals and 1 mythical?

    Mythology is not science, of course, but the dragons etc from most cultures mythology could well be dinosaurs, possibly they even found dinosaur fossils and made up stories around them.

  46. Unlikely by Savage650 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Is T-Rex Kosher?
    Probably not (All reptiles are non-kosher). Maybe if the researchers could prove they were actually "birds" ...

    But even then it would depend on how the concept of a "genetic clone" is seen by Talmudic lore.

    • If clones were seen as "new and individual" animals, they might become kosher meat (if slaughtered the right way).

    • If clones were seen as "part" (or "extensions") of the original being (to allow the use of cloned replacement organs?) each clone would "inherit" the kosher-ness of that one individual that died there long long ago. And because it is highly unlikely that this prehistoric animal was slaugthered in the kosher way (e.g. bled dry) the clones wold be declared non-kosher (or even "statuatory carrion").
  47. Tastes NOTHING like chicken by JonTurner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since we're on the OT thread of taste...

    So two cannibals are eating a clown when one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

  48. Or Maybe It's the Other Way Around by bloobamator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not religious, so please don't take this the wrong way. But why must we assume that our theories of soft-tissue preservation are incorrect, rather than our theories of radio carbon-dating fossils?

    --
    "Crude and slow, clansman. Your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child."