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Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus
TheDawgLives writes "Just as we near the end of the hurricane season in the Atlantic Ocean, winds whirl and clouds churn 2 billion miles away in the atmosphere of Uranus, forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States."
So what? My doctor found it last week.
Too...many....jokes...about...title...
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Why is it looking at my butt? Talk about invasion of privacy!
Just ask the good Jedi how they feel about "Balance" now...
I would have thought some skin medication....
Never mind.
- I wanted to call myself Anonymous Coward, but that name was already taken by somebody
//TODO: Insert catchy phrase
...it's a tumor...
Oh wait... that's teh planet..
Oh, come on, headline writers - at least make us work for it!
Haha. Uranus has a polyp.
Good thing we caught those space pallops on Uranus before they develop into space cancer.. :-P
DEAD DEAD DEAD DELETE ME
(Beavis) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
(Butthead) Huh huh huh huh. He's lookin' at your anus Beavis...
(Beavis) SHUT UP BUTTHEAD!
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
Astronomers will hold a conference to name the vortex - current frontruners include dirty penny and brown starfish.....
Damn; I've got to get that looked at.
I thought they changed the name to urectum to put an end to these jokes once and for all!
Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Leela: I don't get it. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Fry: Oh. What's it called now? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
" I think that freedom is Americas biggest export. Atleast untill China can stamp it out for 20 cents a unit."
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
attempting to cover the problem of the jokes about the name "Uranus" by renaming the planet to "Urknickers"...
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"How is the USS Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?"
"They both go round Uranus looking for Klingons"
reminds me of a favorite joke. . .
What does Captin Kirk and toliet paper have in common???
They both circle Urans in search of Klingons.
Self proclaimed wannabe geek. You know how it is. Most of us who read this stuff probably fit in that category.
Wait a minute...my doctor's name isn't Hubble...
I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
...on my what?
I hate printers.
I prefer to call them dingle-berries