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Socializing For The Win?

The Living Fractal notes: "Yahoo! Business has an article about workplace socializing. Apparently, those who drink alcohol and socialize make more money on average." According to the article: "Regular drinkers make 10% to 14% more money than those who do not drink, according to the study, conducted by the Journal of Labor Research, published quarterly by the Department of Economics at George Mason University, and the Reason Foundation, a Los Angeles-based think tank." Fractal wonders: "This article spawns a few questions. Do those 'regular drinkers' end up spending that extra 10-14% on booze? Who here is a social drinker? Finally, have you noticed this in your workplace?"

128 comments

  1. Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by Leibel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sure, it may be easier to go and have a drink to catch up, but would someone who chose non-alcoholic drink when they socialised make less money? Would someone who drank alone at home make more money than someone who drank tea alone at home?

    1. Re:Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by krotkruton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ever notice how the kids who drank in high school tended to be the popular kids? Or was it that the popular kids tended to drink in high school...

    2. Re:Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd guess they find the same results studying workplace smokers. If they have a group to smoke with, and the boss or someone in power smokes, I'd guess they earn more. If they smoke alone, I'd say they probably earn less on average too.

    3. Re:Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by robbkidd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This could be a misconstrued causation. While the article talked much about the benefit of socializing, it could be that since some folks are making 10%-14% more, they have more potentially-disposable income with which to buy alcohol.

    4. Re:Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      None of them pay 10-14%!

      If you run with this set, you know how to take this on expenses. "Team building exercise". "Morale event". "Goal setting".

      "Don't worry... I'll have Geoff sign."

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    5. Re:Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      You see, people who make more money and have more disposable income spend more money on going out to the bar than those that make less money.

      Clearly, alcohol and socializing cause you to make more money.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    6. Re:Is it the alcohol, or the socialising? by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      It's the alcohol obviously. I'm still drunk from last night. Anyone want to go get a drink?

  2. It follows logically that drinkers would get more by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who in the company has the most opportunity to socialize and drink on the job? If you work in a normal office, most likely the managers and sales departments. It's part of their job to work with customers and engage them not only professionally but also socially. "Greasing the wheels" of business, so to speak.

    So you, in your little basement office with the desk pushed all the way to the wall, get to churn out KLOCs until your fingers cramp up with CTS for a fixed salary. They, in their windowed corner offices with lovely assistants and fresh flowers, meet with customers and hammer out deals over a fifth of Wild Turkey and get paid a commission of their generated revenue. When you get to selling million dollar contracts, those margins add up really fast.

    Yeah, no one told you life was going to be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. Shoulda studied management, eh?

  3. A non drinker by andy753421 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps theres just as much of a correlation between non drinking and making less money. As a college student who doesn't drink I also don't feel that much of a need to get the highest paying job available. Once I get all these loans payed off it doesn't matter to me whether my car is brand new or 10 years old. Perhaps it has to do with a desire for worldly things, whether it's good times while drunk, or lots of money to buy stuff.

    1. Re:A non drinker by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      That's a good point. I also do not drink, and neither do I have any strong desire to agrue for a pay rise. There are times when I feel that I'm paid too much and times when I feel that I'm paid too little, but on the whole I don't really know what to do with most of the money I'm paid anyway.

      But I have noticed that my distaste for social events with a heavy emphasis on alcohol can put me behind the eight-ball when it comes to some office politics.

    2. Re:A non drinker by QuantumG · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      non-drinker and single obviously.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    3. Re:A non drinker by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      but on the whole I don't really know what to do with most of the money I'm paid anyway.

      I've got it. You could use it on fellow Slashdotters that, through no fault of their own, do not yet know the intimate wonders and secret joys of an HDTV. I could point you in the direction of a few.

      In all seriousness, though, if one has some extra money, there are some pretty financially safe things to do with it. Maybe a few CD accounts at a bank? Invest in some utilities? Treasury bonds? Even money in a vanilla Savings account at a bank is better than it sitting in a Checking account, just as long as it grows just a bit faster than inflation. I imagine most people must be well conditioned by our Consumer Goods producing masters to always think, "Yay! I've got extra money this paycheck! What am I gonna get?"

      With rising medical costs, the coming collapse of (US) Social Security, and the retirement age being pushed out further, the need for that Rainy Day chunk of cash has never been more needed. Alas, it seems that these days, the savings account is sadly overlooked.

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      Qualitas edurus commercium, nullus penitus net rimor, nullus deus beneficium
    4. Re:A non drinker by cptgrudge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Bad form to reply to myself, but on second thought, utilities may not be a sure thing to invest money into in the wake of Enron. :-/

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      Qualitas edurus commercium, nullus penitus net rimor, nullus deus beneficium
    5. Re:A non drinker by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      With rising medical costs, the coming collapse of (US) Social Security,
      I'm in Australia, so health insurance isn't really an issue. My bank account gives moderate interest, I have some shares. Really, I'm quite comfortable.
    6. Re:A non drinker by drsquare · · Score: 1
      but on the whole I don't really know what to do with most of the money I'm paid anyway.


      Many people spend their money on things like bills, mortgage payments, and savings for when they lose their job. But maybe those things don't apply to you.
    7. Re:A non drinker by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      Yes, no, yes by default.

      Maybe it looks like I have more because I don't piss any of it away.

    8. Re:A non drinker by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I don't see what this has to do with whether or not you drink. You maybe looking down on your high horse, and thinking that us drinkers are running around looking for more money to through down our throats.

      And you are a college students, we all felt like that back in the day. Then the real world hits, and when your low paying job sucks just as much as the high paying one, what are you going to do?

    9. Re:A non drinker by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      As a college student who doesn't drink

      No offense man, but what a waste. Wish I had a nickel for everyone who kicked themselves later in life for the fun they didn't have when they had the chance.

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    10. Re:A non drinker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to need the highest paying job possible to pay off all those student loans. And when all those student loan payments start piling up, you'd best start drinking...

    11. Re:A non drinker by ArmyOfFun · · Score: 1

      Maybe he doesn't drink because he doesn't enjoy it? I didn't do much partying in college either, because I'm very introverted and I simply don't enjoy large social gatherings (big frat parties, bars, etc..). Now if I never tried to go out and party while I was in college, I might be kicking myself now but I made an effort to go out and have fun like everyone else and it just wasn't my thing.

    12. Re:A non drinker by Y2 · · Score: 1
      As a college student who doesn't drink
      No offense man, but what a waste. Wish I had a nickel for everyone who kicked themselves later in life for the fun they didn't have when they had the chance.
      Actually, if I had it to do over again I would opt for about 25% less fun and a bit more focus on the work. Not that things turned out badly; I graduated with honors and a double major. It just seems so inefficient in retrospect. Much better qualities of fun are available once one has the long green rolling in.
      --
      "But all your emitter and collector are belong to me!"
    13. Re:A non drinker by OakDragon · · Score: 1
      As a college student who doesn't drink
      ...what a waste. Wish I had a nickel for everyone who kicked themselves later in life for the fun they didn't have...
      Maybe he doesn't drink because he doesn't enjoy it?

      Lot's of college kids now are pretty much abstainers. It's not like when I was in college. Now for fun, they bike and kayak and start million dollar web businesses. Crazy kids.

    14. Re:A non drinker by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      on the whole I don't really know what to do with most of the money I'm paid anyway.
      Well, I'm not proud, I'll accept any handouts you care to make. You can make it a standing order if you like.
      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    15. Re:A non drinker by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      What the heck? What makes you think there's a connection between minimalism and whether somebody drinks?

      I know a drinker who lives in a small, mostly-empty, apartment and drives a 10-year-old (but reliable) car even though we both have the same job and he could easily afford a house, or a bigger apartment, and car payments.

      I also know more than a couple non-drinkers who seem to buy new pickup trucks every couple months and live in a huge house with a plasma TV.

      I'd like to see some evidence of a link between drinking and minimalist lifestyles before I even venture to consider your point.

    16. Re:A non drinker by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      Maybe then what you need to do is spend the next few hours getting totally trashed and then call your boss at about 1AM and argue for that pay raise.

      --
      Bottles.
  4. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by deepb · · Score: 1, Interesting
    So you, in your little basement office with the desk pushed all the way to the wall, get to churn out KLOCs until your fingers cramp up with CTS for a fixed salary. They, in their windowed corner offices with lovely assistants and fresh flowers, meet with customers and hammer out deals over a fifth of Wild Turkey and get paid a commission of their generated revenue. When you get to selling million dollar contracts, those margins add up really fast.
    Bitter much? Remember, sales people lose their job when they don't meet quota. That's top-line revenue for the company -- they can snort cocaine off a hooker's ass while attending our quarterly earnings meeting for all I care.. they either deliver that revenue or get thrown out. Try planning around the fact that you may not have a job in less than three months, and repeat that every three months until you retire. I have a feeling your attitude towards their behavior will change dramatically.
  5. How did you think the world worked? by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course the boss' drinking buddy gets the corner office. You didn't actually think that people get promoted because of their good performance did you? If anything, it's the other way around, the bad performers get promoted so they can do less harm.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
    1. Re:How did you think the world worked? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That assumes that those doing the promoting are sufficiently capable to spot where someone is performing badly and promote them to protect the company.

      If you're not willing to assume that those who are getting promoted are promoted for their ability, you can't assume that management has the ability to sense the harm that an underperforming individual does. They are those underperforming individuals in your scenario!

      Or you can assume that that's just a funny saying that's written about every day in Dilbert comic strips and is just a common misperception by those who are not management.

    2. Re:How did you think the world worked? by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, you don't understand. It's the peers of a poor coworker who get that coworker promoted. Why? Cause its a hell of a lot easier than getting them fired. The trick is to get them promoted to someone else's team.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    3. Re:How did you think the world worked? by drsquare · · Score: 1
      If anything, it's the other way around, the bad performers get promoted so they can do less harm.


      Of course, if Dilbert says so it must be true. It's not just something that the bottom-rung workers say to themselves to make them feel better about their own lack of progress...
    4. Re:How did you think the world worked? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly promotion, but my brother is experimenting the same thing in the administration he works for.
      He is a IT worker currently in an administrative role, working with a lazy beanworker and recently, an real IT job opened in the next service so they both asked to move to that position.
      Guess which one their boss proposed to go to that other service (hint: guess which one he wanted to keep in his team): the guy who knows computers and is doing decently on his job although it is not the one he learned during school or the lazy one?

    5. Re:How did you think the world worked? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      There are 2 ways to get rid of someone: Fire them or promote them. This is not a Dilbert-ism, but reality. Sometimes it's just easier to promote someone out of your area and into an area that they aren't competant enough to handle, and they can be fired from there.

      --
      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    6. Re:How did you think the world worked? by orasio · · Score: 1

      Dilbert is a friend of the BSA. For all that I care, he is dead to me.

    7. Re:How did you think the world worked? by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      "It's a Win-Win!"

      --
      "There is nothing to do it. But to do it." -Floyd Pepper
  6. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    On the contrary, I have the highest regard for salespeople. I don't have much regard for people who look down on them as if they don't contribute anything to the company or are simply overhead that helps sell engineering that would is so good it essentially sells itself.

    However, I would like to point out that in the typical small office, when a salesperson fails the whole company suffers and engineers can get laid off right along with an underperforming salesperson.

  7. I drink alone by slorge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the other night I got invited to a party, But I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, And his brothers Black and Red. And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else. We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

    --
    Some people are like slinkys. They're useless, but it puts a smile on your face to push them down the stairs.
    1. Re:I drink alone by maxume · · Score: 1

      I too prefer to drink alone, but it never works out. When it isn't disembodied voices, it's dead relatives, talking cats or that damn monkey.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  8. I see no direct correlation. by SocialEngineer · · Score: 1

    I myself am a wine drinker, but I have never sat and had a glass of wine with a coworker. I do socialize a fair amount with my coworkers while at work, and some of us go out to lunch as a group, but no alcohol is served (mainly because it is against policy).

    Then again, I work in advertising (I'm a graphic artist/web developer). I hang out with sales people a fair amount, and we all know sales people tend to be a bit off the statistical rocker.. :P

    --
    "Better to be vulgar than non-existent" -Bev Henson
    1. Re:I see no direct correlation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then again, I work in advertising (I'm a graphic artist/web developer). I hang out with sales people a fair amount, and we all know sales people tend to be a bit off the statistical rocker.. :P


      Indeed. They're nothing like the social bedrock of the slashdot.com crowd.
  9. Bullshit by mqduck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I spend all day drinking and never make a cent.

    --
    Property is theft.
    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds like my boss.

      *rimshot*

  10. yeah but what about the percentage who... by surfsalot · · Score: 1

    get trashed and tell their boss what they really think... about the boss' daughter. She's hot, it should be a complement, but no, mr. 40oz and my tuckus get dumped on the curb to pour some out for the newly deceased homie; my job.

    Sure, good things come out of a relaxed social environment, but so do horrible things... pros and cons to be weighed carefully.

    1. Re:yeah but what about the percentage who... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I actually did that once. It was a minimum wage job and I was a few months away from a better job, so I didn't really care that I lost it. She introduced me to her daughter afterwards though, which was both wierd AND rewarding.

      --
      disclaimer: I've been known to store numbers in my ass for which to dig out when quantities are required.
  11. Where I work, it's the smokers! by KNicolson · · Score: 0
    I think 90% of decisions get taken in the smoking rooms, and the networking chances are also high as everyone from the lowliest pleb to the top management drop by for a ciggie.

    The other 10% of the decisions get made over drinks and more ciggies, I suspect...

    1. Re:Where I work, it's the smokers! by Procyon101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. As a former smoker, I will hang out with the smokers anyday,

      I have seen company's fold in the parking lot over cigarettes and seen people get rich on IPO's during the same. The big decisions are often made in the smoking room rather than the board room. It's a weird little club.

    2. Re:Where I work, it's the smokers! by UglyTool · · Score: 1
      Absolutely true.

      When I was with the Ohio National Guard, I was trained as a Photographer/Videographer (25V, for anyone who wants to know). One of the Infantry units in the state was going to spend 2 weeks in England, training with the QLR (Queen's Lancashire Regiment, their version of the Nat. Guard). I was, naturally, doing a job that had nothing to do with my training.

      While taking a smoke break, I overheard a General and a Major discussing how they would love to have someone to go and document the training, but they didn't know of anyone with the MOS they could find to do it. I explained my training, and they had me reassigned to the Inf. unit, and I got a free trip to England.

      It would never have happened if I hadn't been out for a smoke with them.

    3. Re:Where I work, it's the smokers! by drapeau06 · · Score: 1

      Nice! It's good when training can pay off like that. In what sense is the QLR the equivalent of the National Guard? I'm in neither the US nor the UK, but I would have thought that the QLR consisted of both active service and reserve-like elements ('Territorials'), where the state National Guards are kind of in between those two roles. Is that fair to say? So the QLR would have elements that are like the active, national guard and reserve elements of the US army, but on a smaller scale... so a particular state national guard would be like one element of the QLR. I realise that's a nit-picky distinction, but I'm trying to better understand how the militaries of different countries are composed, so please clarify, someone!

  12. Drink! by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's to wealth! So maybe alcohol is key to success in mainstream business, but it looks like acid is the drug for you if you want to make it in the tech industry.

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    ------ Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
    1. Re:Drink! by DaOne5 · · Score: 1

      Wow, Steve Jobs says Acid was one of the 2 or three most important things he has done in life. What else has he done?

  13. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by deepb · · Score: 1, Insightful
    However, I would like to point out that in the typical small office, when a salesperson fails the whole company suffers and engineers can get laid off right along with an underperforming salesperson.
    We could have this argument all day.. an underperforming sales person doesn't have a good product to sell because of the engineer, etc. Also, the reason why sales people have quarterly quotas is to avoid situations like the one you described. If the company only has one sales person, and can't suffer a bad quota from that one sales person without laying off engineers, I'd say that company was already walking on eggshells to begin with (and I'd question anybody who took a job there with long-term employment in mind).
  14. Causality by bawnpa · · Score: 1

    Perhaps those that make money then begin drinking socially, rather than the other way around.

    1. Re:Causality by Coldmoon · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they drink to try and forget what they had to do to get the money...

      --
      Coldmoon over Dark water...
  15. Could have told you that by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    Managers always drink on the job and have more then to talk then normal workers. ;)

  16. chicken, meet egg by JanneM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Correlation is not causality. There's three factors here: drinking or not, being social or not, and making more or not.

    Are you making more because you're being social? It would not be surprising - if you're social you have a greater contact network, and you make a better early impression, so you'll tend to end up in better (higher paying) positions over time.

    Are you social because you make more money? Perhaps to a small degree (don't discount it entirely), but on the face of it it should not be nearly as strong an effect as the opposite - and you can argue that with money comes power and there's no need to be nice anymore so you'd be just as likely to become less social instead.

    Do you drink because you're social? Quite probably. Being social means getting along with people, and that includes spending time with people and doing what they do. And not infrequently social gatherings include drinking.

    On the hand, does drink promote sociality? Yes, it does. For most people, moderate amounts does loosen inhibitions and relax the mind, making alcohol the renowned social grease it is.

    So you can argue that if you're more social you make more. And you become more social by drinking, and if you're more social you're more likely to drink as well.

    I don't think anybody would seriously try to argue that alcohol directly is connected to earning power. I'd like to hear a coherent argument in favour though.

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    Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
    1. Re:chicken, meet egg by gold23 · · Score: 1
      I don't think anybody would seriously try to argue that alcohol directly is connected to earning power. I'd like to hear a coherent argument in favour though.

      Sorry, I'm too drunk to argue coherently. If you ever need incoherent rambling, however, I'm your man.
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      Trust not a man who's rich in flax / His morals may be sadly lax
    2. Re:chicken, meet egg by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd like to hear a coherent argument in favour though.

      I drink with my boss, and get out my camera when the boss is incoherent. The next day we have a brief discussion about company expectations, goats and instant custard.

      I get a pay rise.

      Regards,
      BOFH.

      --
      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
    3. Re:chicken, meet egg by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I think another aspect of the social bit is that if you are social, you are much more easily noticed and remembered. People pay attention to what you do, on and off the clock, and you are remembered when a new position comes open. If you aren't seen and simply quietly do your work, it's very easy to forget you.

      I know, because I'm the second example in most jobs. Luckily, the company that I'm in now is small enough that it's impossible to hide.

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      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    4. Re:chicken, meet egg by kfg · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody would seriously try to argue that alcohol directly is connected to earning power. I'd like to hear a coherent argument in favour though.

      Rob Walker, scion of the Johnnie Walker family and Formual 1 empresario, used to list his profession on official documents (including his passport) as "Gentleman." He used the term in a technical sense; one who has sufficient money that he doesn't need to sully his hands with money, other people both providing and spending it for him on his behalf.

      Of course he wasn't the one doing most of the drinking that led to his wealth. . .

      KFG

    5. Re:chicken, meet egg by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's kinda interesting, and somewhat related, so I'll mention it.

      Part of the reason I still smoke is because of hte network it provides. Where and when else can I freely converse with everyone from middle or upper managers, all the way down to the cleaning crew? (Having a company which has 'set smoke breaks' is nice, in this respect.)

      Granted, I might die 10 years earlier as a result, but I don't really give a fuck about that.

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      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  17. Booze Money by SinGunner · · Score: 1

    If I only spend 10-14% on alcohol, I'd feel rich. Does this count as my first step?

  18. Having money feels good by iion_tichy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a college student, you probably don't even have an idea yet how much money things really cost. Once you are out of college, many things get more expensive FAST.

    - you don't want to live in a student hall forever
    - you realize that you need some savings for retirement
    - you don't want to call daddy if you need a new computer
    - health insurance is much more expensive (students get special rates where I live)
    - girl friend and family planning cost money
    - jobs suck, so you might consider having your own company. Startups cost money, too
    - jobs suck, wait how you feel if the clueless guy next to you makes five times as much money as you do

    on and on...

    You don't have to strive for a life in vanity to appreciate having money.

    1. Re:Having money feels good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > - you don't want to live in a student hall forever

      I don't.

      > - you realize that you need some savings for retirement

      Have some.

      > - you don't want to call daddy if you need a new computer

      Didn't & wouldn't.

      > - health insurance is much more expensive (students get special rates where I live)

      That's a benefit where I work, although it does suck a lot out of the paycheck.

      > - girl friend and family planning cost money

      Never had one. Welcome to Slashdot, BTW.

      > - jobs suck, so you might consider having your own company. Startups cost money, too

      Don't want to.

      > - jobs suck, wait how you feel if the clueless guy next to you makes five times as much money as you do

      They already do.

      Any other questions?

  19. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Builder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's probably one of the most outdated bitter views I've ever read.

    Most 'execs' these days don't have assistants anymore. That role was killed to save money and now the role falls between them and their line managers. In the rare case where a PA does still exist, she's normally shared among 4+ execs.

    Just one last question - where would your job be without those deals and those sales? Ever think that maybe some people hate the whole sales process, but they do it anyway because it's their job? How much fun do you think it is for a woman being pawed by a customer and not being able to say anything because it would cost her the sale? How much fun do you think it is for a family man to have potential clients oggling women and behaving badly, and not be able to say anything about it because it would cost the sale?

    On the flip side, I've noticed that since not just going to work and going home, but staying around once or twice a month to socialise, my salary has increased by 30%. Just making contacts and networking is far more than learning some new technology.

  20. The theory is culturally dependent by axlash · · Score: 1

    If you're right (and I think you probably are), then I guess that how much you earn is less correlated with how much you drink, it's more correlated with how much you engage in social activity - and the forms of social activity will vary from culture to culture. It would be interesting, for example, to see whether these results hold in places where alcohol consumption is supposedly frowned upon (like Utah or Saudi Arabia).

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  21. Who defines "social drinking" ? by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, by Australian standards a "social drinker" is probably an alcoholic in America and a teetotaller in Ireland ;).

    On a more serious note, it's not hard to see why there would be a correleation between socialising and improved job performance. Even ignoring the obvious schmoozing and brown-nosing possibilities, if you socialise more with people from work, you're far more likely to know more about how the business works, its current problems (and successes) and modify your work habits appropriately to address the problems and/or act on the strengths, thus making you a greater asset to the business and more likely to be prompted/paid more.

    With that said, any attempts to attach a causative relationship between drinking and income is working on *very* shaky ground IMHO.

  22. Re:It follows logically that drinkers.... by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    Thats it I'm getting an MBA on top of my IT bachelors.

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    "To be is to do." --Socrates
    "To do is to be." -- Aristotle
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  23. Backwards? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have seen this happen where I work, but isn't it a bit backwards?

    I hardly ever drink, so I turn up to work on time and am alert, ready to do my (complicated) job. One of the other guys turns up with a hangover, feeling really bad and spends most of the day sat in his chair reading email and Wikipedia. Yet, because he spends more time socialising with the boss, he gets more perks and money.

    Surely someone who is a reliable worker should be rewarded. I suppose it's a bit like how tall people tend to do better.

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  24. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by seasunset · · Score: 4, Insightful

    just one last question - where would your job be without those deals and those sales?
    Where would their job be if they had nothing to sell?
    Although I see your point, I think the main issue is to strike a balance between how rewards are distributed.
    And - my highly subjective view - generally sales makes more than their fare share of it.
    If, say, a coder makes something that has a high impact on company productivity he might go - probably - unnoticed. If a sales guy/gal makes a big sale, (s)he normally is a hero. That is, at least, what I tend to see.
    Disclaimer: I'm in the academics "business".

  25. True Here... by dintech · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a junior java developer for an investment bank in London I see there is certainly a drinking culture here. Its sort of team building to go out for a few pints with guys from work. Aside from that it can never hurt to mix with you managers and colleagues in any kind of social situation outside the office. Its just that drinking is the easiest one to do as there is a bar somewhere near every office here. If senior management know your face and have had a few laughs with you, they're more likely to respect your views in the office and reward you on bonus day. The best gossip and 'career advice' are usually heard outside the office anyway. It might not be the healthiest or cheapest pasttime but at least its better than golf...

  26. Strange conclusion... by brucmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apparently, those who drink alcohol and socialize make more money on average.

    Funny, I would have worded it differently:

    Those who make more money on average drink alcohol and socialize more.

    1. Re:Strange conclusion... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Those who make more money on average drink alcohol and socialize more.
      Have you seen the type of swill that poor people (with lots of free time on their hands) drink?

      I could easily make the argument that those who make less money will drink alcohol and socialize more. If you live near a relatively large city, go wander around and hang out with the alcoholic homeless people for a bit. They'll drink & socialize with you all day.

      Alcohol and cigarettes aren't exactly tangible goods. When prices go up, it is usually something else that gets cut out of some poor man's budget.
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    2. Re:Strange conclusion... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      I think what he was stating was that people who make more money tend to work longer hours and have more work related stress and therefore tend to self-medicate with alcohol more frequently in an attempt to alleviate that stress.

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    3. Re:Strange conclusion... by Sangui5 · · Score: 1

      It is the other way around. Let me tell a story...

      If you die, and somebody is responsible (say, negligence, or recklessness), then your next of kin are entitled to compensation for your death. There's the whole "pain & suffering" bit, which is quite abstract, but there are also economic losses. That is, you, being dead, are no longer being paid, and that is money out of their pockets. Figuring this out is dreary economics and statistics, but it is quite measurable, and well presented economic damages are really hard to argue with, as opposed to those fuzzy pain & suffering numbers.

      Of course, there are lots of complicating factors. You could have been fired next year. You aren't doing any housework either (and so someone must either be working harder, or hiring somebody; both are losses). Of course, dead people don't eat, don't wear clothes, need less housing, and don't drink or smoke; this money not spent is subtracted from the damages. Now, actually measuring how much the deceased ate, or that they were in solid with the boss, etc. are difficult things. So, instead, there are tables to look these things up in. Hundreds of tables, computed from census information, surveys, etc. Tables on everything. What the odds are, given age and occupation, of entering or leaving the workforce. What your raise would have been. And how much you eat, drink, and smoke.

      The tables are split by family size and income. Richer people, for example, spend more on food; they eat out more, and buy nicer food. They of course spend more on travel, clothes, and housing. Most of these expenses start to level off after a bit, though. Interestingly, smoking is a decreasing expense; the poorest bracket spends less on smoking than the second poorest bracket (guess the poorest really just can't afford it), but spending decreases from there.

      The expense that increases most linearly with income is money spent on alcohol. People with twice as much income sure don't spend twice as much on food, but they spend twice as much on booze. Cheers!

    4. Re:Strange conclusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People with twice as much income sure don't spend twice as much on food, but they spend twice as much on booze. Cheers!"

      Spending is an imperfect indicator of quantity consumed. At least for alcohol. I was talking about quantity, not quality.

      The linear increase in spending on alcohol may represent an increase in quantity... but I suspect it is far more likely that it reflects an increase in the quality of alcohol consumed.

    5. Re:Strange conclusion... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Alcohol and cigarettes aren't exactly tangible goods

      tangible: capable of being perceived by the senses or the mind; especially capable of being handled or touched or felt

      So these homeless guys drink virtual alchohol and smoke virtual cigarettes?

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  27. what causes what by Anneco · · Score: 1

    Is drinking causes making more money
    or
    Is making money causes more drinking ?

    The study does not say what is causing what. Only that there is a correlation. I think that having more money makes it easier to have a drink, not the other way around.

  28. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHAHahah. You obviously have aspirations to be a sales person one day :)

    Don't believe the hype. The original poster was quite correct to be so bitter. The chasm is still very wide. I know the arguments about sales putting their ass on the line to bring in huge money -- but what about the developers who agree to deliver a massive money project in short space of time? Their ass is equally on the line, but they get basic salary while the sales guy gets a new BMW 330.

    It is because the directors can indentify part of their own character int the sales people more easily (mostly loose morals, loud mouths, sharp suits). They like to look after their own.

    Or maybe you just work for a good company of the kind I didn't think existed. That would be a true rarity.

  29. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a true salesman. I have no pity for people who hate their jobs in this climate of record low unemployment. I hate my job some days but at the end of those days I realize I can still get another one if it bothers me enough -- and then I don't hate it so much.

    I also have no motivation to seek a higher salary based on anything other than job performance. Everything else reeks of ass-kissery.

  30. Seems obvious. by Lave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To get paid more you need to be promoted, and it's a fact of working life that to be promoted you need to be liked or at least known to those that do the promoting. It's a harsh fact, but a fact non-the-less, that if you only ever see someone behind there desk your not going to relate to them as much as the person you socialise after work with. And then when you get a choice to promote one or the other it isn't unfair to promote the one you *actually* know.

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  31. Socializing FTW!!!! by tehlinux · · Score: 1

    Socializing FTW!1!!

    It looks like the comments are making their way to the front page now...

    All the way from digg. (buries head)

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    1. Re:Socializing FTW!!!! by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      And soon it will be like a CounterStrike server:

      Socaillisign FTW!!!111!11!oneone!1!!!!eleven!1111

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  32. Or, on the other side of the story, by Minwee · · Score: 1

    "Yahoo! Business has an article about drinking. Apparently, those who make more money, drink alcohol and socialize more on average."

    It's shocking to think that people may actually not drink because they don't have the money for it, but you can't argue with Yahoo! They! are! very! serious! about! this!

  33. The correlation is there, but... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Just because there's a correlation doesn't imply there's necessarily a direct cause/effect relationship. There are significant cultural differences between income brackets, and (assuming they did the study in North America) one of them is that the lower middle class income brackets do less moderate social drinking, possibly because they are closer to and more aware of the lower-class bracket, wherein drinking is mostly the province of boorish drunkards, whose habits and behavior are distasteful. Alcohol in the lower income brackets is therefore associated with a lot of unpleasantness. This is not absolute, but it's *mostly* true, at least in the Midwestern US.

    The upper income brackets are another matter, and I'm not just talking about the CEO class. Once you get up into yuppee territory (more or less) you start finding people whose experience with alcohol is more moderate; they may order a glass of this or that with their dinner, for instance. In that culture, social drinking is less strongly associated with drunkenness and *much* less strongly associated with retching on oneself, being arrested, domestic violence, and the various other forms of yuckiness that seem to go hand-in-hand with alcohol in the lower income brackets. Additionally, there are higher-quality beverages available at pricepoints they can afford, so the alcohol can actually taste good, and consequently there are reasons to drink it other than getting drunk. In the lower income brackets you're pretty much looking at cheap American beer, which is pretty much only good for getting drunk. (Indeed, the way some of that stuff smells, I think I'd have to *be* drunk to *want* to put it in my mouth.)

    So there's a cultural difference between the income brackets when it comes to alcohol, and I'd chalk up the correlation they found to that. Going out and drinking isn't necessarily going to get you that raise.

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  34. Re: The meaning of being social by Panzergheist · · Score: 1

    "Being social means getting along with people, and that includes . . . doing what they do."

    You were correct with your statement up until that last point. Being a social person does not mean you have to do what other people do. Believing that you must do what other people do because it makes you a social person is a form of self-inflicted peer pressure.

    In short, there is a not-so-subtle difference between being anti-social, a social conformist and a social independent.

  35. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by dwarfking · · Score: 1

    Most sales folks I know are on commission. Their base salary is not very high. They work to land the big money deals not so much to be the 'hero', but because that is where the bulk of their salary comes from.

    If it so happens the deal is big enough, they may be able to buy a new BMW from the commission.

    But if they don't land the deal, the don't make the money.

    So basically they traded a guaranteed salary level for the chance to make more on commission. There's nothing stopping developers from asking their management for the same deal:

    I'll take a pay cut if you give me a commission based on the sales of the units I deliver, less the operational costs.

    Ask and see how they respond.

  36. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Xentor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I also have no motivation to seek a higher salary based on anything other than job performance. Everything else reeks of ass-kissery.

    Nice to know I'm not the only one. If social networking and ass-kissing is what it takes to move up the corporate ladder, then I'll just stay on the ground.

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  37. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Even though you are bitter, you do have a point. The claim is that drinkers make more money. Perhaps its the other way around, people who make more money can afford to drink and socialize more. Of course this socialization can ultimately make them part of the "good old boy" network and get them more money. But I think it all starts with being of the upper class in the first place.

  38. I think this is true in the Navy... by Shipwack · · Score: 1

    On board ship, a lot of networking is done on the fantail/in the smokepit. Talking over rumors, ship's plans, who's doing what, letting your superiors bum cigarettes... It's the one place onboard that you really can interact socially with your chain of command. On shore, a lot of the same thing goes on during at after work gatherings at bars, though not as much as when I got into the Navy 20 years ago. Drinking isn't encouraged as it once was... We've come a long way from when I was chastised for not tapping the keg at 9:00 am.

  39. Correlation != Causation by Hillgiant · · Score: 1
    Perhaps people who make 10-14% more can afford to go out drinking with their cow orkers.


    Or people who bust their ass to make that 10-14% more have no social life outside work, therefore are more likely to socialize with coworkers.

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  40. Damn straight it does by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It doesn't take a genious to figure out that the people who go out drinking, socializing and schmoozing get ahead. While it would be nice things were more merit based, the truth is that the majority of management spent their college days hitting the bars and making their friends over a pint. Some of that changed in the real world, but thats still where a lot of the connections are made, not at the office where people are more focused on getting work done.

    Getting your boss drunk tends to make them be more intimate with you (not in the sexual sense) and they feel they can trust you more. They trust you more, so they feel safe promoting you or giving you a raise.

    People hate the guy who doesn't do squat at the office yet is very charismatic and sociable and rises to the top. But what they don't realize is that being that sociable can actually be a lot of work. Especially across your entire network. You have to go out to lunch all the time to catch up with people...go to bars at night...throw get togethers...etc.

    For an introvert like me, that's a lot of friggin work. But you know what? I recognize that that is how the game is played, and I play it, and play it well. And it has rewarded me. So I guess there's that.

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  41. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
    "Yeah, no one told you life was going to be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA."
    You just quoted the Friends' theme song....and people replied to you like there wasn't something horribly wrong with your post. What is going on here???
  42. Nothing on study methodology... by udin · · Score: 1

    For example, did they control for gender or other sources of salary bias? Did they control for socializing but drinking seltzer?

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  43. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    If you can't handle being around any people, typically the problem is with you, not them.

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  44. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Xentor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, the problem is with me. My problem is that I socialize with people only if I enjoy their company, not just because they have the power to increase my salary. It's a problem I'm proud to have.

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  45. Sounds Backwards by Zaurus · · Score: 1

    > Apparently, those who drink alcohol and socialize make more money on average.

    Uh, I think you meant:

    "Apparently, those who make more money on average tend to drink alcohol and socialize."

    Using the original false logic, we could also say:

    Apparently, those who host huge parties at their mansions make more money on average. So y'all better go buy your dang mansions and throw a party if you want to make more money!

  46. Face Time by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    It's all about face time with the decision makers. You get face time, you get promoted. You don't get face time, you don't exist. Managers don't promote people they don't know about. If the company is doing well becuase there are a bunch of good workers in cubes working 7 to 5, there will always be a couple of personable, social [smokers/drinkers] that end up hanging with a few folks in management after hours (you know, while you're tending the family). Among the idle chit-chat, they're going to talk about what's going on in the office, and I promise that they're not going to relate that they find the coolest videos on youtube every morning. They'll say what great things are happening, and what they're doing, and mention how well they get along with a bunch of the staff. So who's going to get a promotion? The guy in the cube that the boss has never seen except from a podium in 100 person staff meetings, or the one that that he has taked with and, by the brownnoser's admission, clearly knows whats going on in the office and knows the crew?

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  47. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by idontgno · · Score: 1

    Ross, is that you?

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  48. gross generalisations to follow... by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1
    The mechanism that might be driving what people think might be happening is as follows:

    Nerds, by definition, are social outcasts and often display the body langauge of a nervous creature. Often the persons who are making the decisions about who gets hired and how much they get paid are people who see this nervousness as a sign of weakness and therefore assume the dominant role in this Employer/Prospective Employee relationship.

    If the prospective employee is a nerd then it is likely that they have been conditioned from past encounters to adopt the submissive role in short-lived relationships such as this.

    Given that this occurs then the dominant party will leverage their power such that the 'nerd' is more likely to end up with a lesser wage/salary than that of a 'normal' well socialised human being.

  49. Obligatory by BigFlirt · · Score: 1

    It's like you're always stuck in second gear...

  50. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by AuMatar · · Score: 1

    You're not only not alone, I doubt you're in the minority. I'm quite happy on the ground floor with you- I wouldn't take a promotion into management if it doubled my pay. Not worth the stress and unhappiness.

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  51. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    My friends don't have a theme song. What are "the Friends" of which you speak? Quakers? I don't know any Quakers.

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  52. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    If, say, a coder makes something that has a high impact on company productivity he might go - probably - unnoticed. If a sales guy/gal makes a big sale, (s)he normally is a hero. That is, at least, what I tend to see.

    There is one significant place where this is the opposite of the truth. The darling of the business world. Google. But it's all lip service. We talk about emulating Google at my corporation, but it always comes out as, "Lots of good ideas there - but we need more management control, and we can't shift the power/compensation structure."

  53. Sales personnel skew the data by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    Their function is essentially alcohol-powered, and they generally make a LOT of money.

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  54. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    You call that bitter, yet you think salespeople deserve a medal because of sexual harassment? I mean, wtf?

    The problem is that programmers aren't bitter enough. Salespeople understand the nature of the world, and they start with a predatory instinct. They know it is always about the money.

    If you aren't making more than any of your salespeople, either accept that you just aren't that great a programmer, or do something about it. If you are making more than your top salespeople, expect to be out of a job soon, 'cause your company is tanking.

    It's like sports stars - they make an insane amount because they have a perfect measure of performance. You can't rank programming ability so easily, or even measure it with all the variables due to the importance of experience with specific technology.

  55. A "weekend alcoholic's" perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am pretty much a weekend alcoholic. Meaning, that while I don the black/gray pants and striped shirt Monday-Friday and work for the Man at a bank, Friday night comes and I party like its 1999 all weekend. I spend my summers doing the Hamptons thing, and often go on "party vacations" to places like Cancun and Ibiza.

    Here is my opinion:
    People who like to drink are waaay more fun and social than those that don't. You know those crabby grammar nazi's and other annoying /. pedants? I can almost guarantee you that you won't be finding them at a bar tonight, nor telling jokes to the CEO. As such, fun sociable people make a lot more friends, and have a larger social network, and are better liked among their coworkers.

    Also, another aspect to this is that people who are out at bars and drinking all the time can generally afford to. I have had a few roommates who sat home on the weekend because they couldn't really afford to do anything else. Particularly in NYC, people who go out to bars are the yuppie fairly well off types.

    1. Re:A "weekend alcoholic's" perspective. by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      "t. You know those crabby grammar nazi's and other annoying /. pedants? I can almost guarantee you that you won't be finding them at a bar tonight, nor telling jokes to the CEO."

      +1 insightful. I actually don't trust anyone who doesn't drink. I can't really find a scientific reason for it, but its a good indicator of how real someone is.

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    2. Re:A "weekend alcoholic's" perspective. by androidtopp · · Score: 1

      "I actually don't trust anyone who doesn't drink. I can't really find a scientific reason for it, but its a good indicator of how real someone is." That might be the most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say. Someone who makes a decision (like myself) that they don't want to drink socially, and then sticks to that decision...apparently isn't "real" Does your definition of "real" mean "do what others do, regardless of their own personal convictions or belief system?" I think it's pretty safe to say that none of those tea-totalling religious types (which does not include me) aren't "real." They're obviously not true to themselves.

    3. Re:A "weekend alcoholic's" perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a coincidence! I don't trust anyone who, due to some arbitrary and small minded ideal, doesn't trust anyone who doesn't partake in ritual use of ethanol.

      (anonymous cause I can't be bothered with an account)

  56. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no one told you life was going to be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. Shoulda studied management, eh?

    I think I liked the original version of that song better. This one doesn't even rhyme right...

  57. Attributing factors... by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    Let's see...
    * The asshat in the office who never does anything and sucks is less likely to come out with the co-workers.
    * The ones who go out probably enjoy the company & respect their coworkers.
    * The completion of a long hard won project, or extra hours slogging away at the office is usually celebrated by a few rounds at the local pub.

    1. Re:Attributing factors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Us shy people should be condemned to failing at life just because we don't want to blah-blah-blah-yak-yak-yak with our coworkers.

  58. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I agree with you, but... that's not the way the world works. (Understandable, as you're in academics, so I'll let it slide.)

    As a coder, it wouldn't matter if you spent your whole day finger-painitng on your basement cube wall - provided the sales team manages to sell their product image (NOT the product). In a slightly exagerated sense, it only matters that you're on payroll and they can say "we've got X number of programmers working on this project, it should be done by June!" or something like that.

    Yeah, they need to actually produce a product if they don't want to be sued into non-existence (or simply go bankrupt), but that product doesn't have to be very good, or actually be half of what the sales team said it would be. They've already got the clients' money - why would they give a damn about anything else, except for the possibility of acquiring more of that money?

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  59. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by sp3d2orbit · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase Adam Smith: you're salary reflects how much society feels you are worth.

    In other words, there is no such thing as "fair" distribution of rewards; the rewards are distributed by the marketplace. If you aren't making as much as someone else, that is because they are more valuable than you. The difficulty of a job does not equate to how valuable it is. I was once paid $5/hr to clean septic tanks in the Florida sun. It was incredibly shitty work. But, that doesn't mean I'm entitled to a CEO's salary.

    As a coder it is important to realize that we are no different than the factory workers of the industrial revolution. We are replaceable parts. We are expendible. On the other hand, socializing is difficult. Not everyone can make friends; not everyone can close a deal. Yeah, it sucks that the guy with the corner office is an idiot and gets paid 10X the average whiz-bang coder. But who is really the idiot? The guy making 6 figures? Or you and I working so that idiot can make six figures?

  60. The Humanizing Factor by Doucumus · · Score: 1

    Those that drink or smoke with the boss know that everyone's "roles" get dropped for just a little while. This tends to have a very humanizing effect. Even if you make a little bit of an ass of yourself, your boss is more likely to see you as a person instead of just an employee. This comes in handy when you fuck-up, come in late, miss a dead-line, etc. Everyone knows that people make mistakes and now your boss knows you're a people...

  61. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by lot3k · · Score: 1

    That really is a narrow minded view on the subject. The truth is I do well for myself by simply going out with other heads in my industry and discussing matters of interest and the common ground we often share, work.

    If you feel that way maybe you should reconsider where you work. I say that because I have been in environments where I didn't feel as rewarded for my efforts, and often times that was because I didn't mesh well with the other workers. The fact of the matter is, I do a damn fine job. Recognition is given to me for that job; and for those that matter to find out more about me sometimes a night out at the pub is required.

    Life isn't always fair, and sometimes there is that lucky SOB who isn't worth the air he/she breathes. However to assume that all people doing well for themselves enjoying life are those people isn't a fair assesment. Your return is more than likely equal to what you put in. I know some of you who read this may be intraverts and to deal with people in social situations can be enormously painful. The truth is, there are a million things people do a day that are outside of their natural comfort zone. If you want to cry about not going anywhere in life but you aren't putting forth the hustle to get where you need/want to be I say you need to get a grip and look at what you could be doing not what is being done to you.

    As I said before, I've been shat upon more than one time in more than one company. So I started consulting, really getting my name and face out and focused on industries I would be interested in breaking into. Guess what, within a matter of 6 months I had people calling me all the time with job offers before I finally took the position I am in now. The point I'm trying to make is, I put the time in and I took control of my life. Has drinking helped me from it's effect, no. Has drinking helped me by putting me in situations that gave me opportunities, yes. However there are still plenty of occasions where the person I am with is enjoying their microbrew or what have you while I sip on a nice tall glass of coke. Social networking is the key here, not the drinking itself.

    For anyone interested, I'm an ENF/TP personality type, my primary hurdle in life is planning and maintaining a routine and staying focused. However as painful as it can be, I do it when it's required. The job I'm in now accomidates my personality type, maybe you need to find one that fits yours. I mean jesus, can you even hear this all the way back in the 80s?

  62. Money attracts pussy by ccmay · · Score: 1
    Much better qualities of fun are available once one has the long green rolling in.

    You've got a good point there.

    To all you college party boys, I bet you like going on spring break with your pals and camping on the beach and chasing skirt. Isn't it funny, though, how all the really hot girls seem to be floating around out of reach on some old douchebag's boat, or partying on the deck of some old douchebag's private oceanfront house?

    Well, if you put down the bong and the bottle, tackle a high-paying major, make it through college in four years with good grades, work hard and save for eight or ten frugal years after college, stay single, and stay in shape, you can go there with a couple of buddies and your 42 foot cabin cruiser and BE the old douchebag nailing the smoking hot college chicks.

    All of womens' prattle about "soulmates" and "true love conquers all" goes out the window when they get the idea that they might be able to latch on to a rich man. A man's looks, personality, sense of humor and kindliness really don't matter if he has a fat enough wallet. If you play your cards right in your twenties, you can be bagging the hottest bimbos all through your 30's and 40's. Even into your 50's if you are rich and lecherous enough.

    -ccm

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    Too much Law; not enough Order.
    1. Re:Money attracts pussy by Gigahurt · · Score: 1

      So...You're saying you want to become an old douchebag? You are well on your way; if you can't see that money only gets you emotionally and mentally damaged women.

  63. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by dimension6 · · Score: 1
    It was incredibly shitty work.

    No kidding!

  64. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    (no the original poster, just figured i'd chime in)
    I'm an IT contractor. I'm *always* in the position of being in a job where I'll be laid off in the next month or three (maybe 6 if I'm really lucky).
    And sometimes I don't even get a desk of my own or even a basement. Sometimes I have to provide all that myself. :-)
    But besides all that, what kind of job security does a full-time position provide in this day and age anyway? Isn't that really an illusion for most folks?

  65. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't we be able to quantify this stuff by now? I can't even aspire to being an armchair economist, but shouldn't it be possible to quantify whether or not a CEO is actively producing money for their company?

    If they can quantify and measure non-tangible production on the part of the engineers, surely it would be possible to see if a CEO is worth their seven figure salary...

  66. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most 'execs' these days don't have assistants anymore. That role was killed to save money and now the role falls between them and their line managers.

    I'll never understand that. To save $30k a year we're going to make the $200k a year employees book their own flights and arrange meetings. Not to mention the opportunity cost of that employee trying to figure out how to use Exchange to setup a meeting.

    Bring back the secretaries to do this work! Yeah they might sit around for 50% of the day but they are immediately accessable to do work.

    The book "Slack" has a great section on this.

  67. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    The problem is that 1) sales are directly measureable, 2) if the product is good, the job is easy but if the product is bad, the job is hard, and 3) they are the final stage that SEES the money. So they are in a good position to demand a per unit profit that is significant. If they work for a crappy company, then they deserve their huge paychecks. But if they work for a company with a product that literally sells itself, they get WAY overcompensated.

    The producers on the other hand are far down the pipe, have no idea exactly how much their contribution is getting for the company and the real stuff they do is quality, not quantity, so they can not easily measure and prove their value added. I

    End Result: Sales gets compensated for significantly more than their value in any company with a good product and too little in any company that is just an 'also ran'.

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    excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
  68. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by charlesnw · · Score: 1
    In the rare case where a PA does still exist, she's normally shared among 4+ execs.
    Yes women that can be shared among four guys are pretty rare :) So Enron wasn't only cooking the books but they were also engaging in gang rape :)
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    Charles Wyble System Engineer
  69. Does'nt work out as well as the scum expect. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Customers talk to each other.

    If you repeatedly over promise and under deliver noone will even talk to your sales force.

    A software companies reputation is it's beggist asset/liability.

    Would you take on EDS's reputation for any amount of money? The only way they ever get contracts is thru influence peddling. In the long run they are doomed. Even fortune 500s and government agencys are'nt stupid enough to keep sending them money for nothing forever (though the process is very slow).

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  70. emotionally and mentally damaged women. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Is there any other kind?

    Seriously!

    Your point is pure BS. Women look for good hunters same as we look for good breeders (wide hips, big tits). It's hard wired into ALL women. Which is'nt to say they are all over the top 'gold diggers' ready to fuck fossils (but not for free).

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  71. Re:It follows logically that drinkers would get mo by bob65 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that's not the way the world works. (Understandable, as you're in academics, so I'll let it slide.)
    I don't really understand why academics is somehow not "part of the real world". The people in academics are real people, making real money, so I don't see how being a professor is somehow a less-real career than being a sales manager. Professors have to fight for grants and funding, and work for pay just like any other employee. In fact, many times the funding for academic projects comes from industry. Politics is as ingrained in academics as in industry, if not more. Academics is just as integral to the "real world" as any other career field.