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Changes in Earth's Orbit Linked to Extinctions

Josh Fink writes "A group of Dutch Scientists have recently released a study stating that they have found that changes in Earth's orbit around the sun are linked to mammal extinctions. From the article: '"Extinctions in rodent species occur in pulses which are spaced by intervals controlled by astronomical variations and their effects on climate change..." The cycles are associated with lower temperatures, changes in precipitation, habitats, vegetation and food availability which are the main factors influencing the extinction peaks, the study published in the journal Nature said.' So on top of worrying about global warming, it seems we should also worry about the physics that govern the orbit of Earth around the sun. Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation."

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  1. We did... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Funny
    Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.

    We did until George Bush ordered it to be defunded.

    1. Re:We did... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bush cut funding for Chuck Norris?

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    2. Re:We did... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's because it wasn't faith based. He is funding orbital adjustment via Evangelical Christian prayer.

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    3. Re:We did... by sherms · · Score: 1

      I'm sure their are plenty of nukes left and we can borrow some from China, india, etc. set them off in the right location and problem solved (blown off orbit and global warming at the same time). If were not blown off orbit we won't have to worry anyway.

    4. Re:We did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.

      We did until George Bush ordered it to be defunded.


      Women and children hit hardest.

    5. Re:We did... by IflyRC · · Score: 1

      Al Gore will have a slideshow and a movie on this. I think a special is going to run on CURRENT TV soon also.

    6. Re:We did... by cosinezero · · Score: 4, Funny

      Axis of Evil, Axis of Rotation, THEY ALL MUST GO!

    7. Re:We did... by bytesex · · Score: 1

      I think if you read this, you'll notice that it's rather the other way 'round. Sadly, I cannot think up an appropriately funny 'chuck norris fact' for the occasion.

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    8. Re:We did... by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you +5 funny!

    9. Re:We did... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hey, I failed college algebra, was expelled from SPJC and have no idea how things really work (other than hit them with a hammer until you buy a new one) but I have faith in science. How's the saying go? Pray in one hand and develop in the other. Which one fills up first?

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    10. Re:We did... by WolfZombie · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what Bush was going after in fighting the "Axis of Evil"?

    11. Re:We did... by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      Wow. I was going to joke about someone blaming Bush for this, but you have exceeded my expectations!

    12. Re:We did... by doh123 · · Score: 2, Funny

      so your saying to cancel out global warming with nuclear winter?

    13. Re:We did... by mormop · · Score: 1

      It's true....

      It's the weight of those those SUVs parked in Texas that's causing it. All Bush'd fault as usual..

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    14. Re:We did... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1
      Moderation +2
      30% Funny
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      Note that the loonies don't like to be called out on this. The Chuck Norris joke is at +5, mine got there and was pushed back down.

    15. Re:We did... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Only Chuck Norris can cut funding for Chuck Norris. Chuck's just waiting for Bush to leave office before he corrects our orbit.

  2. BTW by hamburger+lady · · Score: 2, Informative

    before anyone starts getting all 'see, all you global-warming believers, this is a perfectly rational natural explanation for the current warming trend,' the periods of these natural cycles are on the order of 1.2 and 2.4 million years. not exactly fast-acting.

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    1. Re:BTW by QuasarBlazar · · Score: 1

      But if someone explains that this planetary warming is "normal" how is Al Gore going to make a sequel to his critically acclaimed film debut.

    2. Re:BTW by suntac · · Score: 1

      Tadaa..... You see... But yes I certainly belief this to be true indeed. And they're are numerous reports to back this up scientifically.

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    3. Re:BTW by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't account for the massive extinctions such as the Permian. The arrangement of the continents also very likely either exacerbates or minimizes the effects of orbital variations. They also only studied a specific region in Spain (not to mention rodents in particular) which may have been especially prone to subtle climate changes. They need to study a wider geographic and species range.

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    4. Re:BTW by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 4, Interesting

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tipping_point

      Not saying this necessarily applies; just pointing out that just because a process may be gradual does not mean that its consequences can't be sudden.

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    5. Re:BTW by E++99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, but if someone starts looking at actual science like this, they might notice that ALL the actual mass extinction events in earth's history are cooling events, not warming events. The warming (and increased CO2) means more food availability, more fresh water availablility, and more survivable habitats. The only downside is rising ocean levels, and that is only a downside if you either 1) own ocean-front property, or 2) are planning a trip from Russia to the Americas on foot.

    6. Re:BTW by edunbar93 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, but let's just say that rats aren't exactly a fragile, endangered species. They'll probably survive the next world war despite how practically every other species won't.

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    7. Re:BTW by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      The only downside is rising ocean levels ...
      No it isn't:
      • Europe might be gripped by an ice age (despite the global warming).
      • Warmer temperatures elsewhere can accelerate the release of methane into the atmosphere and that could push global temperatures to increase dramatically. Think Venus.
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    8. Re:BTW by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting
      before anyone starts getting all 'see, all you global-warming believers, this is a perfectly rational natural explanation for the current warming trend,' the periods of these natural cycles are on the order of 1.2 and 2.4 million years. not exactly fast-acting.
      Though is is worth noting that something happened either to the earth's orbit or its speed of rotation in the 8th century BCE. History shows civilizations around the world dumping their 360-day calender at right about the same time after having used it for over 1000 years, followed by a struggle to come up with a 365-day one. Attempts to hand-wave this away as "silly ancients couldn't make an accurate calendar" or "it was just a ceremonial calendar" are clearly wrong. With a 5 day variance like that the calender would become 180 degrees out of phase in only 36 years-- within one person's lifetime-- so obviously someone would've noticed and adjusted it and not just left it alone for 1000+ years. As for the second, that ignores the entire purpose of the calender: agricultural planning. A calender so inaccurate you can't plant crops by it is worthless. No, clearly the mechanics of earth's orbit were altered. Probably not enough to make any significant climatic difference, but an orbital alteration nonetheless, and within recorded history. Worth keeping in mind lest people get the idea that we live within a static system
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    9. Re:BTW by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately there are 100's of millions of people living in 3rd world countries / below the poverty line that live in these coastal areas, think bangladesh , half the country is prone to flooding without rising sea levels, karachi a city of 10-15 million right by the water, calcutta n thats just a small part of the world, similar cities in africa, asia europe the americas , how much do you think it'd cost b/w 100 million to a billion people? Now imagine displacement of that magnitude happening within a lifetime...

    10. Re:BTW by mwlewis · · Score: 4, Informative
      Then there's the fact that North-West Europe (in particular us Brits) is kept warm by the Gulf Stream (look it up)
      OK. I think you'll find that there is some doubt about this.
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    11. Re:BTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Europe might be gripped by an ice age (despite the global warming)."
      Actually Europe might be gripped by a dark age, due to a suicidal brithrate coupled with a huge Islamic immigration problem. Maybe the children of Britian really will be slaves. Enjoy that super-Mosque.

    12. Re:BTW by slartibart · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Firstly, there is an upper limit (temperature-wise) in which humans can survive. There are areas near the equator which are beyond this limit now, and a slight increase in temperature would enlarge them considerably - possibly as far as Spain, or equivilant southwards.

      That's absurd. There's no "areas near the equator" that are too hot for humans to survive. There's no such "area" anywhere on earth. Daily temps of 120+ are easily survivable - Las Vegas sees that regularly. See, humans have these things called "sweat glands". All they need is water and they can survive the heat.

      But what if there's no water, you say? Well then, the problem isn't the heat.

    13. Re:BTW by FhnuZoag · · Score: 3, Informative

      Man, why do people like you just draw random assertions out of a hat and pretend that's the divine truth. Let's actually look at the science, eh?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian-Triassic_exti nction_event

      70% of all vertebrate species died in under a million years, leaving fungi dominant. Something of a mass extinction event, eh? (In fact, Earth's worst mass extinction event.) Observe the big temperature spike at PETM. (Top right corner)

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/65_M yr_Climate_Change.png

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    14. Re:BTW by operagost · · Score: 1

      Not that global warming would be a good thing, but the converse is also a problem. We have these large regions called the arctic and antarctic where human beings cannot survive without using technology to warm themselves. So obviously, if the planet's temperature fell we would have the same problem with regions on the edge of "habitability".

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    15. Re:BTW by cafucu · · Score: 1

      Wow! You were defensive before anybody gave you a reason to be.

      So, since we should all understand that axis rotation trends =/= climate change trends, what are the periods of global temperature changes?

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    16. Re:BTW by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      The arrangement of the continents also very likely either exacerbates or minimizes the effects of orbital variations.

      The same holds true when Oprah flies from Chicago to L.A.

    17. Re:BTW by operagost · · Score: 1
      Attempts to hand-wave this away as "silly ancients couldn't make an accurate calendar" or "it was just a ceremonial calendar" are clearly wrong. With a 5 day variance like that the calender would become 180 degrees out of phase in only 36 years-- within one person's lifetime-- so obviously someone would've noticed and adjusted it and not just left it alone for 1000+ years.
      Your argument is based on a straw man. Historians know these 360 day calendars were used because-- get ready for it-- they fit the lunar cycle. Ancients knew this, and that is why cultures made adjustments such as adding weeks or months at various intervals.
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    18. Re:BTW by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      Current climate models indicate that any weakening of the gulf stream is offset by global warming trends.

      Also, it may require alot more water than is available from melting ice.
      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/12/04121 9152011.htm

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    19. Re:BTW by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      A fairly common theme in 50s and 60s post-apocalyptic science fiction was the radiation-spawned mutant rat people. Usually, they were depicted as nasty little or not so little jaspers with spears and a craniverous attitude. Can't say I miss the overarching fear of nuclear war as an everyday component of society.

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    20. Re:BTW by norman619 · · Score: 1

      I love how you ignore the fact NASA has discovered regarding rising temps on the other planets in our solar system. Are you gonna tell me WE are resp for those too? If it was only on earth then yeah I'd say you may have a point. But since the other planets in the system have been found to be heating up too.... Face it we don't know enough about what drives these changes to make any good guesses. We don't even understand the dynamics of our everyday weather to predict teh weather accurately for more than just a few days. How often has a weather report called for rain the next day only to have it be sunny and warm? There's lots of money in the alarmist Global Warming views being pushed by the media and gov sponsored scientists. Why don't they give equal time to those non affiliated and equally as credable climate scientists who do not agree with the popular spin on this topic?

    21. Re:BTW by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ah, it's amazing how so many conspiracy theories have been brought to my attention through slashdot postings. Apparently, ithis particular linked in with Christian eschatology or some such nonsense.

      Might I point out that the Romans used an especially inaccurate calendar, and it was not until 46 BCE that the somewhat more familiar Julian system was adopted?

      360 happens to be an easy number to use. It's not especially accurate, but correcting the error requires some knowledge of astronomy, as well a certain amount of political power. Now, it may be that a number of civilizations adopted a 365 day year at approximately the same time. Perhaps some of them were trading partners.

    22. Re:BTW by dasunt · · Score: 3, Funny
      70% of all vertebrate species died in under a million years, leaving fungi dominant. Something of a mass extinction event, eh? (In fact, Earth's worst mass extinction event.) Observe the big temperature spike at PETM. (Top right corner)

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/65_M yr_Climate_Change.png

      The world's worst extinction event is the Permian-Triassic extinction event (251 million years ago).

      That temperature spike is the Paleocene-Eocene thermal maximum (55 million years ago).

      Wikipedia has a chart of extinction events over time. Note the lack of a spike near 55 million years ago.

      Man, why do people like you just draw random assertions out of a hat and pretend that's the divine truth. Let's actually look at the science, eh?

      Here's a crowbar. You might need it to extract your foot from your mouth. ;)

    23. Re:BTW by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. And yes, if it were just one calendar that was screwed up and needed adjustments, maybe, but not worldwide.

      Any astrological events (including asteroid hits on Earth's surface, or possibly on the moon -- big tidal force maybe enough??) that could account for it?

      Anything similar in previous historical eras??

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    24. Re:BTW by tomcode · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Chinese used a 365.25 day Calendar during the same period. Theirs was more accurate.

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    25. Re:BTW by khallow · · Score: 1

      Ah, this explains why the Muslims use a 354 day calendar namely because the Earth orbits faster for them.

    26. Re:BTW by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Historians know these 360 day calendars were used because-- get ready for it-- they fit the lunar cycle. Ancients knew this, and that is why cultures made adjustments such as adding weeks or months at various intervals.
      The lunar year is 355.3-odd days. No more accurate counted at 360 than the solar year. Historians "know" only because they have retroactively tried to apply a static model based on current condition to the past. The problem is, it fails to explain why the Babylonians, who (as early as 3000-2500BCE) had mapped out the zodiac so accurately that they could predict planetary movement with accuracy of less than one degree, would use a calendar that neither matched the movement of the moon OR the stars for 2000 years before abandoning it. Further, even if you accept that it was just a hack calendar based on the new moon showing up, they handwave the curious fact that the entire planet abandoned similar 360 day calendars at about the same time-- right around the 8th century BCE. I think there's a serious argument for Occam's Razor here. Did the Mayans, Chinese, and Babylonians all just happen to switch from a 360-day system to a 365-day system at roughly the same time by random chance, or were these peoples (all of them skilled at astrological measurement) reacting to a change in the observed year?
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    27. Re:BTW by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Rodents (or their ancestors) have been around since the dinosaurs.

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    28. Re:BTW by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Trilobites ruled the oceans for 250 million years but didn't survive the Permian extinction.

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    29. Re:BTW by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      I still don't understand how a bunch of animals dieing can cause Earths orbit to change. Even after an animal dies, it's mass still stays on planet earth.

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    30. Re:BTW by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I guess I have to be clearer. I meant close relatives with recognizably similar features.

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    31. Re:BTW by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      ah, it's amazing how so many conspiracy theories have been brought to my attention through slashdot postings. Apparently, ithis particular linked in with Christian eschatology or some such nonsense.
      Conspiracy theory? Just because a bunch of swirly-eyed christian nuts think there may have been historical evidence of something makes it automatically wrong? These "nearly static world" vs. "violently changing world" arguments go back to the days when you had the religious scholars on one side saying the earth was created in 7 days, plus god did all kinds of crazy stuff like flood the earth and rain fire from the heavens and such; and on the other side, the new rational scientists pulling in the opposite direction, rejecting catastrophism for the gradual, imperceptibly incremental model of the earth. I find it puzzling that even though we've come a long way from that early nearly static model to now accepting things like continental drift and asteroid-collision driven extinctions, whenever someone brings up the possibility that the early "incremental model" scientists may have been wrong about something else as well, it's immediately branded as "religious propaganda".

      Might I point out that the Romans used an especially inaccurate calendar, and it was not until 46 BCE that the somewhat more familiar Julian system was adopted?
      The fact that the Roman calendar was a total mess, inserting of an intercalary month every other year or so doesn't answer the question of why the need arose to adopt a new calendar at all upon the founding of Rome-- which happened to be right in the middle of the 8th Century BCE.

      360 happens to be an easy number to use. It's not especially accurate, but correcting the error requires some knowledge of astronomy, as well a certain amount of political power. Now, it may be that a number of civilizations adopted a 365 day year at approximately the same time. Perhaps some of them were trading partners.
      The Chinese and Babylonians were probably trading partners to some degree, but I seriously doubt the Mayans were taking cues from either of them when they created the 365 day Haab calendar because the 360-day divisible long count calendar had been rendered agriculturally useless. All three were highly skilled at astronomical observation. Additionally, consider the Egyptians, who grimly adhered to a 360 day calendar, despite the fact that their three seasons of Akhet (Inundation), Proyet (Emergence), and Shomu (Harvest) failed to coincide with the events they describe-- this after having the calendar since before 4000BCE. Occam's Razor again. Which is more likely, that they invented a calendar for purposes of agriculture which got screwy within a few decades, but then stuck with it for 3500 years anyway; or that it was just fine for 3000+ years until something happened to throw it off, leaving them stuck between maintaining observational accuracy or adhering to thirty centuries of tradition?
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    32. Re:BTW by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's just a straightforward lunar year. They use a periodic intercalary month to re-sync with the solar year. Hard to use it to draw any conclusions about any event in the 8th century BCE anyway, given that Islam didn't show up until the 7th century CE.

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    33. Re:BTW by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Actually, the Chinese used a 365.25 day Calendar during the same period. Theirs was more accurate.
      The sifen calendar was put into service in 484BCE. Before that, it was essentially a lunar calendar adjusted with sporadic intercalary months.
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    34. Re:BTW by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I have since been informed that this sort of thing comes straight out of Immanual Velikovsky's "Worlds in Collision". Talk.Origins provides a Faq

    35. Re:BTW by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Apart from a few people pushed out to its East and West coasts, and dismissed by the rest of the country as wet liberals, the US already is in a dark age.

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    36. Re:BTW by Philotic · · Score: 1

      Rising ocean levels are the only downside? Desertification, dying coral reefs, water shortages, permanently altered ecosystems, halting of thermohaline circulation, ozone depletion.. just to pull a few off the top of my head.

    37. Re:BTW by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Any astrological events (including asteroid hits on Earth's surface, or possibly on the moon -- big tidal force maybe enough??) that could account for it? Anything similar in previous historical eras??
      Nothing concrete. Problem is, much of "historical record" is religious texts, which are not particularly useful as it's impossible to tell where history ends and fantasy begins. The difficulty with all these little things like shifting calendars, immobile ancient egyptian sun clocks that don't line up with the sun properly, etc. is that while they tend to indicate that something moved within human history, they were latched on to as evidence of humongous catastrophes by unscientific theorists like Immanuel Velikovsky, who were basically just biblical scholars trying to show that the stuff in the bible (rains of frogs, parting the red sea, sun moving backwards, etc.) is actual historical account and not just fairy tales. Carl Sagan was a famous opponent to Velikovsky who loved to tear his theories apart with scientific logic (very easy target, really). Problem is, while the overall theories of catastrophists are clearly nonsense, a lot of people seem to have thrown out the baby with the bathwater. Some bits of evidence truly are at odds with the conventional wisdom. The problem is that the debate became so polarizing that you either a) believed Mars nearly hit the earth 2800 years ago and nearly destroyed the earth, or b) you believed nothing at all happened.
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    38. Re:BTW by khallow · · Score: 1

      But it still gets to the point that other people were making. Namely, calendar years routinely aren't in sync with the actual year, even now. So just saying that the year was 360 days long some period ago just because there were a number of human systems with that length, isn't good enough. 360 is a nice round number. Most likely, they just managed with the annual shift by 5 days or they added a fudge term somewhere like modern Islam does.

    39. Re:BTW by mstone · · Score: 1

      Taking the risk that you aren't joking, you have the cause and effect reversed. First the orbit changed, then the animals died off.

      The earth's orbit *does* change over time. Small gravitational influences from the other planets in the solar system add up over time, moving us a little closer to, or farther from, the sun. To make things even more fun, we can't predict exactly what will happen or when, since it's mathematically impossible to predict the paths of three or more orbiting bodies, except in a few special cases.

    40. Re:BTW by mstone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah.. so?

      In science, a person's agenda is irrelevant. The researchers can be pedophile Nazi cannibals for all the universe cares, but if their theory correlates with observable fact, their theory is worth taking seriously. Period.

      There's way too much public discussion that treats science like some kind of popularity contest.. 'truth' is what the cool people say, and refutation from the uncool camp can be discarded simply by sneering at its source. People who engage in that kind of bullshit surrender their right to call their opinions 'scientific'.

      The AS article discusses the history of the thermohaline conveyor and the scientific discussion surrounding it, provides a general description of the model the author used to test the idea that the conveyor has a primary influence on keeping western Europe warm, and even discusses some of the contradictions inherent in the media-hyped notion of a globally-warmed ice age (the prevailing model of global warming says the difference in temperatures between the poles and the equator will get smaller. Shutting off the conveyor will theoretically make the northern latitudes colder, thus *increasing* the temperature gradient. You can't have it both ways at once). Then the author discusses an alternate mechanism for European warming (topgraphically forced tropospheric deviations) that's perfectly consistent with orthodox climatological science.

      If the author got his facts wrong, point to the errors. If he failed to include relevant information, show it. If you can find holes in the author's reasoning, tell us what they are. If you have a different climate model that you think carries more correlation to observed reality, let's see it. That's scientific discussion.

      But if all you can do is piss on the fundamental principles of science because this article offends your preconcieved notions, please do science a favor and shut the fuck up.

    41. Re:BTW by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      This study does not really add anything to the global warming "debate", for a start it is too specific in location and species. The effect on the biosphere depends on the rate of change as well as the actual level of CO2, and although the earth has had CO2 levels almost 3 times as high as today, never has the rate of change been so dramatic.

      If the change is rapid (
      There are problems worse than AGW for humans but that does not mean we should keep ingnoring obvious warning signs until it really does bite hard.

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    42. Re:BTW by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, I was joking. However I did not know that three or more orbits could not be predicted.

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    43. Re:BTW by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Good points. In short, while religion often has some basis in fact, the *interpretation* may have little to do with said facts.

      For some reason this brings to mind the hunt for the ancient city of Troy -- as I recall various archeologists wound up digging up not one city, but 10 or so along the coast of present-day Turkey, and last I paid attention (admittedly decades ago) they still didn't know which, if any, was Troy!

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    44. Re:BTW by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      I love how you ignore the fact NASA has discovered regarding rising temps on the other planets in our solar system. Are you gonna tell me WE are resp for those too?

      not at all. thing is, other planets have wildly different climate systems than we do.

      mars, for example. it's axis tumbles, causing wildly fluctuating natural cycles.

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    45. Re:BTW by E++99 · · Score: 1

      For a million years, hominids have been moving their dwellings away from the oceanfront as it rises with global warming and towards it as it falls with global cooling. It's not that difficult -- unless of course you live in a mansion. If you're talking about people who live in plywood shacks, nothing could be easier. Either way, it's better than dying of the dehydration or starvation, which comes with global cooling.

    46. Re:BTW by E++99 · · Score: 1
      Europe might be gripped by an ice age (despite the global warming).

      And monkeys might fly out of my ass. Either way, it's a better fate than a global ice age.

      Warmer temperatures elsewhere can accelerate the release of methane into the atmosphere and that could push global temperatures to increase dramatically. Think Venus.

      I'm thinking Venus, and Venus has no methane. (Or plant life to convert its CO2 into oxygen, or a lot of other things.) It defies logic that by releasing the methane that was previously trapped in the arctic, you would expect temperatures to get massively higher than when it was trapped there in the first place.
    47. Re:BTW by E++99 · · Score: 1
      70% of all vertebrate species died in under a million years, leaving fungi dominant. Something of a mass extinction event, eh? (In fact, Earth's worst mass extinction event.) Observe the big temperature spike at PETM. (Top right corner)

      I was (obviously, I thought) referring to extinction events tied to climate change, not other causes.
    48. Re:BTW by E++99 · · Score: 1
      Rising ocean levels are the only downside?
      Desertification,
      ...alleviated by global warming, which produces more precipiation. (People who have never taken an earth-science course think that deserts are deserts because they are hot. They are deserts because they are dry.)

      dying coral reefs,
      ...can be caused by natural factors or by over-fishing, or pollution.

      water shortages,
      ...are alleviated by global warming, which produces more precipiation and more fresh water.

      permanently altered ecosystems,
      ...are what always have and always will constitute the Earth.

      halting of thermohaline circulation,

      I saw that movie too. I liked the part where the guy falls through the snow into the skylight of a shopping mall. Good stuff. But how come when they finally get to the New York Library, they see no smoke coming up, although there's a fire in the fireplace??? Answer me that!

      ozone depletion..
      ...is only related to global warming by people who get their science from the local TV news.
    49. Re:BTW by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      I'm thinking Venus, and Venus has no methane.
      I never said it did. The point (that you obviously missed) is to think of Venus in terms or a runaway greenhouse effect. Venus' effect is caused chiefly by CO2; but methane is 25 times more effective at trapping heat, so (and here's the point, so pay attention) if you have methane release in non-trivial amounts on Earth, you also get a runaway greenhouse similar to Venus and you only need 1/25th as much as you would CO2.
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    50. Re:BTW by mstone · · Score: 1

      ---- Just for the record, I was joking.

      Fair enough.. It can be hard to distinguish between subtle irony and brute cluelessness around here.

      --- However I did not know that three or more orbits could not be predicted.

      Yep.. officially it's known as the n-body problem, and it's one of the great 'oh crap' moments in the history of science. People really wanted the universe to be simple and predictable, and learning that the orbits of the planets are undecidable was roughly as much of a shock to 18th-century scientists as the discovery of irrational numbers was to the greeks.

    51. Re:BTW by ccp · · Score: 1

      Sure, but let's just say that rats aren't exactly a fragile, endangered species. They'll probably survive the next world war despite how practically every other species won't.

      By the look of it, they'll probably fight the next World War.

      Cheers,
      CC

  3. Wrong... by CUatTHEFINISH · · Score: 4, Funny

    The dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night. Family Guy told me so.

  4. Leave it to Hollywood by XSforMe · · Score: 1

    They figured a way to stop a Supernova, a change on Earth's orbit should be a piece of cake!

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    1. Re:Leave it to Hollywood by rlp · · Score: 1

      They figured a way to stop a Supernova, a change on Earth's orbit should be a piece of cake! You can't stop a supernova, but if you're an action movie star you can outrun it.

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    2. Re:Leave it to Hollywood by tocs · · Score: 1

      There are villains and bad guys in the movies
      not just good guys who want to save the world.

  5. American Obesity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is causing a wobble in the earth's orbit and causing global warming. Now where is my Nobel prize?

    1. Re:American Obesity by isorox · · Score: 1

      American Obesity Is causing a wobble in the earth's orbit and causing global warming. Now where is my Nobel prize?

      On one side of the world you have 300 million Americans.

      On the other you have 1 billion Chinese, 1 billion Indians, and half a billion other people in Eastern Asia.

      The Earth is about perfectly ballanced

    2. Re:American Obesity by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I ate it since it's been almost one hour since breakfast without a snack

    3. Re:American Obesity by abionnnn · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the brain matter inside those individuals is so much less that it does balance out!

      So much lower, I presume. Just which side are we talking about...? :)

  6. They've got it all wrong... by justinbach · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is clearly due to world jump day... http://www.worldjumpday.org/

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    1. Re:They've got it all wrong... by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      With rising obesity rates, even World Sit Down At The Same Time Day poses a serious risk to Hammy the Hampster.

  7. Shortsightedness by revery · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.

    You sir are shortsighted. Find someone to blame, add it to the party platform (either one, it doesn't matter) and then fund raise on it. Global Wobbling must be stopped!! We can stop it!!! It won't be stopped if party X get's/keeps control of Congress!!! The time to act is now!!

    Please click here to donate 25, 50, 100, 1000 dollars to STOP GLOBAL WOBBLING. You will receive two complimentary pamphlets entitled "The Wobble, the Planet, and You" and "Why is Galileo weeping?". Both are packed with earth-shattering information to help you spread the news of this new threat to our precious freedoms and way of life.

    1. Re:Shortsightedness by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.


      if we drop enough bombs on an arab country it might affect the orbit of the earth.

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    2. Re:Shortsightedness by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      You know how people suggest that having everyone jump at the same time would cause an earthquake?

      If we all got on swingsets and swung at the same frequency, we could alter the rotation of the planet. Might even be able to adjust the orbit a little bit.

    3. Re:Shortsightedness by IflyRC · · Score: 1

      If Al Gore makes a slide show, I think it will convince enough people to actually do something...maybe make a movie like "Day Before Yesterday" or something.

    4. Re:Shortsightedness by evil_Tak · · Score: 1

      Global wobble?

    5. Re:Shortsightedness by revery · · Score: 1

      Global wobble?

      Do you really expect political operatives to get it right? Much less a fake political operative, whoring for easy +5 Funny's on Slashdot?

      You must be new here. ;)

    6. Re:Shortsightedness by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      We can not rely on anything we can not control. So either we get smart enough to control the weather or our civilization will come to an end. If we spend enough money we could figure out how to control our own destiny but the question is when do we have to spend this money. It could be we are already too late till we have more than a thousand years to do it.

    7. Re:Shortsightedness by Phist · · Score: 1

      ... at least they are doing something about it.

  8. Vague article by novus+ordo · · Score: 3, Informative

    More info in nature. It seems to do with something called Milankovich cycles. But i guess 'wobble' is specific enough for stuff that matters.

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    1. Re:Vague article by Pablo+El+Vagabundo · · Score: 1

      Orbital dynamics makes me head hurt!!!

      Pablo

  9. Easy by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 1

    Take the shuttle to Lawanda Kompleks and replace the bedistor to reactivate Course Control.

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    1. Re:Easy by syrinx · · Score: 1

      !!!!

      Yes. Though you have to find the lower elevator access card to get to the shuttle in Kalamontee Kompleks, and then the shuttle access card to start up the shuttle, and don't carry the cards around at the same time as the magnet...

      My favorite piece of IF, and still one of my favorite games ever.

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    2. Re:Easy by spun · · Score: 1

      Floyd!!!! NOOooooooo!!!!!! Can I be a wuss and admit that the ending made me cry? Best Infocom game ever.

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  10. Re:Move Along by guycouch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, this study isn't all that new. The globes tilt has been known to be linked to CO2 levels (and temperature) for a while now. The question is how do the effects of greenhouse gases put out by industry compare to this effect, and the answer is not so clear. Yes, obviously many scientists and virtually all non-scientists attribute all of our climate changes to to industry, but we need to remember to be rigorous on both sides of the debate. In short, this is not junk science. And to claim so only shows that you yourself are not a scientist.

  11. Re:Everything is connected by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    ...and you just linked it!

    Observe:

    "140Mandak262Jamuna mentioned NFL quarterbacks having motorcycle accidents in a comment about Global Warning."

  12. Cyclical what? by Loopy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even if we could affect a change in the earth's orbit around the sun, who's to say if that is a good thing? Might that not be akin to preventing all forest fires? Controlled burns are our way of preventing some large/catastrophic forest fires and lightning strikes are nature's way of doing it. What makes us think the "wobble" in our orbit isn't causing cyclical "refresh" events? No, I'm not suggesting some diety is controlling things or that ZOMG WE R AL GOING 2 DIE or anything like that. Just saying we might not yet comprehend the consequences of making this "fix" change. Hell, we are still unable to predict the weather with any certainty more than a day or two out. /shrug

    1. Re:Cyclical what? by guy-in-corner · · Score: 1

      While I agree, in broad strokes, with what you're saying, I've got two minor points:

      1. That's "effect"
      2. and "deity"

      This post was brought to you by your local chapter of the Grammar and Spelling Association.

    2. Re:Cyclical what? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Are you insane? We can't predict the weather, with any certainty, a few hours out. The news, yesterday, reported overcast day, but no rain....yea no rain, it poured so freakin hard my neighbors roof began to leak. Yea, don't mess with it, this stuff happens in the millions of years range...global warming is due to us being stupid, the changes our orbit exhibits is miniscule.

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  13. So if you survive the comet impacts... by Billosaur · · Score: 1

    ...and asteroid impacts, close passes by rogue planets, ice ages, orbital wobbiling, development of nuclear weapons, and the occasional odd supernova in your immediate vicinity, you go on to develop advanced civilization and the Double Whopper with Cheese (tm).

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  14. Re:Move Along by guycouch · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a quick link to some other studies: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Study/Paleoclimat ology_Evidence/

  15. Re:Everything is connected by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. Millions of football fans and fantasy football players sighed upon news of Roethlisberger's motorcycle accident, either in relief or exasperation. All that additional hot CO2 released into the atmosphere is dangerous, dammit!

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  16. Cause by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    Clearly, this is caused by the precession generated by all those people who are spinning in their graves. I say we dig 'em up and reverse their polarity.

  17. Old Mouse Pad by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not the Earth's orbit causing rodent extinction.

    That was the mice rebooting the Earth while debugging it.

    Since the users of our iPlanet are bailing out now without the system shutting down, I expect we're obsolete. Get ready to do your part for the firewall they turn us into.

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  18. Model orbital changes on your own compy by HoneyBeeSpace · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We don't have animals in our climate model, but if you'd like to see how orbit effects climate, you can do so yourself.

    The EdGCM project has wrapped a NASA GCM in a graphical interface. You can double-click to install, and if you'd like to turn the sun down a few percent or change the orbit, there are checkboxes and sliders. Press play, wait a while (hours to a day or so depending on your computer), and you can look at the results...

    Disclaimer: I'm the developer.

    1. Re:Model orbital changes on your own compy by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      Looks like this is for Windows XP, perhaps.
      I have a P4 HT with a GB of RAM that would run it and come up with results in a reasonable amount of time, I suppose. Very nice setup for students to work with.
      I like the idea of "turning the sun down", to do something like simulating a volcanic ash event all around the earth.

    2. Re:Model orbital changes on your own compy by HoneyBeeSpace · · Score: 1

      It is for Win 2K, XP, and OS X 10.3+. I'm not sure what HT means. Yes, I think it would run on your hardware if you have the right OS, but not extremely fast. CPU is much more important that RAM for the GCM.

      Turning the sun down was just 1 example. You can do a huge number of experiments, paleo-climate to modern or future, trends for all the greenhouse gasses, orbital variation, etc.

    3. Re:Model orbital changes on your own compy by Morgaine · · Score: 1

      >> if you'd like to see how orbit effects climate ... EdGCM

      I've wanted to do this kind of thing for a while, plus add a couple of unconventional forcings and feedbacks, so I grabbed a copy and am now having a play.

      I also joined your forum, although the administrator might be on holiday, as the day is over and still no approval. I'm in no hurry though. :-)

      Many thanks for your post, this will be most interesting!

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  19. Re:Move Along by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or....people, w/o a clue, are reading this and blowing it out of proportions by not keeping it in context. Changes to our atmosphere, because of orbital deviance, happens in the millions of years category.....changes in our environment, due to global warming is happening on a monthly/yearly basis.

    So yea, if I edited portions of the article I could make it sound like the orbit change is the reason for global warming.... then again, if i took bits and pieces of the quoran (sp) I could tell people that Allah demands we kill anyone who is not muslim, even if it means we have to kill ourselves to do it.

    Moral of the story: Use the whole story, and keep it in context.

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  20. Just imagine... by nevergleam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if we solved global warming a few hundred years from now, reversed a lot of the temperature increases we found we are directly responsible for, and over that time the Earth's orbit/rotation changed such that an Ice Age was triggered? Oh noes! Suddenly global warming doesn't seem all that bad, does it?

    Suppose again someone in charge actually accepted my supposition and decided global warming research was pointless.

    Ok, I'm done making improbable suppositions.

    1. Re:Just imagine... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the changes in earth's orbit and tilt (and of every other of our planets) are quite predictable, millions of years into the past and into the future. There's no sudden surprise changes short of collision or near miss by massive object.

    2. Re:Just imagine... by SaDan · · Score: 1

      That's all fine and dandy, we know how much we tilt and when. But do we understand what that means when applied to climate modeling? Probably not as well as we should.

    3. Re:Just imagine... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      that's why studies like in this article are worthwhile and useful

  21. Duh! by ThreeDeadTrolls · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blame it on microsoft, it makes everyone so much more happier.

  22. Two alternative explanations of extinction by carpeweb · · Score: 1

    It's not the rotation, it's the tilt

    The earth did it]

    Of course, the better known theory that an asteroid caused the dinosaur extinction 65 million years ago might also be related to changes in earth's orbit, no?

    1. Re:Two alternative explanations of extinction by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the earth orbited into an asteroid :-)

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  23. Re:Move Along by Hahnsoo · · Score: 1

    While I am sure those opposed to global warming will hold this study up as evidence that we should continue along our path to wanton self destruction, it represents little more than a blip on the screen when compared with the overwhelming evidence supporting the deleterious effects of greenhouse gases on our environment.
    Does this even make sense? I think there is a "not" missing in there somewhere. Folks who are OPPOSED to global warming would want to support research into greenhouse gases and find ways to reduce our environmental impact. They certainly wouldn't support evidence to continue "our path to wanton self-destruction". It probably should say something like "While I am sure those opposed to ADVOCATES of the theory of global warming... etc. etc.".
     
    For the record, one article does not make Nature a grandstanding rag bought by special interests. You're going to have to show us either the money trail or other such articles to justify that claim.

  24. Re:Wait... by Zixia · · Score: 1

    How do animal extinctions change the Earth's orbit?

    Right on. The headline should read 'Extinctions linked to changes in Earth's orbit'. Silly editors.

  25. Re:Surely meteorites? by thepacketmaster · · Score: 1

    I'm now physics expert, but I would certainly think a meteor slamming into the Earth with enough momentum could shift the orbit or tilt the axis. So the change in orbit might be a secondary effect to the impact, with the primary effects being the decrease in temperature due to ash in the air.

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  26. Learn to write by Ideasware · · Score: 1

    You meant to say "extinctions linked to changes in Earth's orbit", which is not the same thing. As for the global warming conclusions -- the article makes excellent points about how fairly minor changes in basic climatic conditions can have far-reaching consequences, including fatal impact on life. The fact that the current climate changes are 1) hard to diagnose, 2) hard to predict does not undercut the need to adjust emissions & pollution policy to prevent realistic bad consequences.

  27. Re:Keep on choking us by IflyRC · · Score: 1

    *lights up a cigarette*...umm k.

  28. Global Warming: Obsessing Over Cause by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I was arguing about global warming the other night with my half-senile extreme right-wing nutjob father-in-law. He maintained with great vehemence that the causes of global warming are debatable, therefore any emphasis on moderating pollution is a misdirected effort.

    My view is that, regardless of the causes of global warming, wouldn't moderating pollution help to mitigate the effects? The cause be damned -- if there's something we can do to control the process by a few degrees isn't that worth doing?

    Why all the obsession with cause to the detriment of consequence?

    If the planet may be subject to orbital shifts that change the climate, shouldn't our civilization be empowered to do whatever it can to minimize such changes insofar as they represent a threat to our current au courant version of the ecosystem?

  29. Environment vs Biology by gstegman · · Score: 1
    TFA ends with the ominous sentence:

    "The environment is responsible to what happens to species," said Van Dam. "Biological factors are secondary, according to our results."


    Isn't it the biological factors that really effect a creature's ability to deal with the environment. I mean TFA actually states that rodents are susceptible because of their short lifespans... um, that's biology.

    It is a combination of factors that causse extinctions, not just one single thing.
    1. Re:Environment vs Biology by trongey · · Score: 1
      ...It is a combination of factors that causse extinctions, not just one single thing.

      Nope, just one single thing.
      Sorry, I'm not telling you which one so just move along.
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  30. We need you, Archimedes! by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1
    Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.
    Give me the place to stand [and a very long and strong bar], and I shall move the earth.
    1. Re:We need you, Archimedes! by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      You just won't move it very far...

    2. Re:We need you, Archimedes! by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... That reminds me of a certain Futurama episode...

  31. Archimedes by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    [quote]Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.[/quote]

    Archimedes once said:

    "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."

    So at least we have a outline of what needs to be solved ;)

  32. Re:Move Along by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

    In essence, I agree, but I was under the impression that it was virtuall all scientists, and many non-scientists, who believe that our contributions to the greenhouse gasses are significant.

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  33. Did anybody else read by EEJD · · Score: 1

    that as the orbit of the earth was changing because of mammal extinctions?

    1. Re:Did anybody else read by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      yes, that's what I first thought, but when I read further...

      I was able to interpret it meant, mammals were becoming extinct because of the orbit changes

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    2. Re:Did anybody else read by pedalman · · Score: 1

      Actually, I had to read it twice. Imagine my horror when I first thought it said "mammary extinctions".

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  34. Re:Surely meteorites? by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    I'm not an physics expert either, but I fear that a meteor that is big enough to change the orbit of Earth or tilt its axis would probably be linked to exinctions as well.

  35. Re:Wait... by Woldry · · Score: 1

    Why? "linked to" != "cause of", it simply indicates that there is a link between the two. "Linked" is a commutative relationship.

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  36. Re:Surely meteorites? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    I was assuming that if that happened (and it takes a huge meteor to alter the Earth's orbit!), they wouldn't be able to tell (no one was around to notice it that can still tell us). My assumption was that they back tracked the Earth's orbit, and noticed that every time an alignment with Jupiter changed our orbit, lots of stuff died. (Jupiter is to blame for almost every orbital change in the solar system. In many ways, Jupiter is a lot like Bush...)

    How else would you know?

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  37. Freaked out by wurp · · Score: 4, Informative

    The whole tone of this /. post freaked me out. There's no way for there to be 'irregularities' in the Earth's orbit without something with both really high mass and really high velocity interacting with the earth or the sun.

    So I read up on Milankovich cycles, and it turns out it's just precession. It's perfectly regular, it's just that in the case of something the size & slow angular velocity of the earth, it takes a really long time to change.

    When you spin a top, you can see the axis of spin describe a circle. This is precession.

    Likewise as the Earth rotates, there is precession. Also, as the earth orbits the sun, there is precession. These have cycles on the order of tens of thousands of years. Both can affect the climate by changing the angle of sunlight. There are cycles on the order of millions of years long in which the two effects both affect the climate the same way, and so produce a bigger net effect.

    I guess wobble is an accurate term, except that to me it implies something irregular. In a system as big and isolated as the Earth's orbit around the Sun, or the Earth's rotation, momentum is king, and very little could cause an irregular change. These changes are just precession, and they're perfectly regular.

    I am not a physicist, but I do have a Bachelor of Science in Physics.

    1. Re:Freaked out by khallow · · Score: 1

      I guess wobble is an accurate term, except that to me it implies something irregular. In a system as big and isolated as the Earth's orbit around the Sun, or the Earth's rotation, momentum is king, and very little could cause an irregular change. These changes are just precession, and they're perfectly regular.

      Well, except that it is precession in an environment with two significant masses (Moon and Sun) and a bunch of minor ones (Jupiter and Venus in particular). There's plenty of chaotic, non-regular behavior here. That's not even counting the inner structure of the Earth, which throws a lot more complexity into this.
    2. Re:Freaked out by wurp · · Score: 1

      I don't think the other planets are likely to have very much effect, but I agree they will have some. It would be pretty easy to figure the relative forces due to gravity from, say, Jupiter versus the Sun, but I'm at work...

      Regarding the internal structure of the Earth, it will have zero effect on the orbit. Unless mass enters or leaves the system, the center of gravity of the earth will orbit around the Sun in the same way, regardless of the relatively very minor variations in density within the Earth.

      The Earth's internal structure could affect the rotation, but only if you had massive amounts of material moving from the surface to the core, or vice versa, or massive amounts of material rotating relative to the rest of the Earth. The first two are possible, I suppose, although they seem unlikely. The last option seems basically impossible since there would be huge friction forces encouraging all of the material to rotate at the same rate.

    3. Re:Freaked out by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The cycle that you describe does indeed exist and has been known to astronomers since the time of the ancient Greeks. This precession of the equinoxes has a cycle of approximately 25,800 years, during which the positions of stars as measured in the equatorial coordinate system will slowly change; the change is actually due to the change of the coordinates.

    4. Re:Freaked out by wurp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was aware of the 26 kyear rotational axis precession (and the switch between Polaris and some other star, was it Altair? I'm no astronomer.) I think I had also thought about the possibility of orbital precession before, I think.

      What threw me off was them calling it a 'wobble' and acting like it's news. I had also never thought about the climate impacts, although they seem obvious now.

    5. Re:Freaked out by buckysphere · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That is THE agenda with this topic and with the enviro-weenies - Freak people out until they give all their money to the "cause" that is going to prevent the end of the world. Nature and natural earth cycles, be damned. How are they supposed to fleece a nation if they explain the facts of nature?

    6. Re:Freaked out by wurp · · Score: 1

      Um, everything I've ever read by anyone who studies climate for a living says that global warming is a real concern, and one that could impact billions of people. I agree that there's a lot of bad science reporting, and that some people use it to promote an agenda. That means you ignore that bad reporting - you don't assume that other, legitimate information supporting the same conclusion is wrong.

      Fleece a nation, my ass. The ones fleecing us are the people telling us that destructive behavior is OK as long as it's someone else who feels the repercussions, or the repercussions are delayed.

      A google for "scientific studies global warming" (which is the most agenda agnostic way I could think of to search for it) turns up a bunch of articles like this: http://www.giss.nasa.gov/edu/gwdebate/

    7. Re:Freaked out by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Precession is just one cause of wobble -- there's also nutation and polar motion.

      FWIW, I also have a BS in physics, and my first tech job was at a company that designed & manufactured gyroscopes and inertial navigation systems, so I used to know a lot more about this stuff. But that was almost 20 years (and a few million brain cells) ago.

    8. Re:Freaked out by khallow · · Score: 1

      Regarding the internal structure of the Earth, it will have zero effect on the orbit. Unless mass enters or leaves the system, the center of gravity of the earth will orbit around the Sun in the same way, regardless of the relatively very minor variations in density within the Earth.

      We were talking about precession.

      The Earth's internal structure could affect the rotation, but only if you had massive amounts of material moving from the surface to the core, or vice versa, or massive amounts of material rotating relative to the rest of the Earth. The first two are possible, I suppose, although they seem unlikely. The last option seems basically impossible since there would be huge friction forces encouraging all of the material to rotate at the same rate.

      As I understand it, all three are occuring. Ie, there are substantial mass flows from the surface to deep in the mantel and vice versa. And the inner core rotates at a different speed than the rest of the planet (a little faster if I recall correctly). That's apparently because the tidal forces of the Moon and Sun act as a brake on the Earth's rotation, but the inner core has a far lower moment of inertia than the mantel does.
    9. Re:Freaked out by wurp · · Score: 1

      I knew essentially nothing about nutation before your post. Thanks a lot!

    10. Re:Freaked out by buckysphere · · Score: 1

      Um (Don't you love it when sentences start with the condesending "Um"?), then keep reading until you find some that don't fit your idealogy so you'll have something to compare...then you'll be able to make a truly informed decision.

      Consider this: The very people who are putting out the climate FUD nonsense ("scientists"...don't you love that word?)are exactly the people who stand to gain from the funding that will result from the fear they propogate. So to say that it behooves them to say the "sky is falling!" (or in the case, the temp is rising!)is an understatement. Do you think they themselves will ever have to stand accountable to anyone in 100000 years when we figure out that they were BS'ing us?

    11. Re:Freaked out by wurp · · Score: 1

      >> Regarding the internal structure of the Earth, it will have zero effect on the orbit. Unless mass enters or leaves the system,
      >> the center of gravity of the earth will orbit around the Sun in the same way, regardless of the relatively very minor variations
      >> in density within the Earth.
      >
      > We were talking about precession.

      We were talking about precession, and I was talking about orbital precession. Internal structure of Earth will have zero effect on the orbital precession.

      A flow that involves 100 billion tons moving in a circle from the core of Earth to near the surface won't affect rotational precession either - it has to involve redistribution of mass, not just redistribution of matter. By which I mean to say that it doesn't matter that the atoms move from one place to another if an equal mass is moving in to replace them.

      Internal structure certainly could impact rotational precession, though - good point.

    12. Re:Freaked out by buckysphere · · Score: 1

      "Man made global warming/climate change is not the real problem facing humanity," Thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself. Now go F yourself. :-)

    13. Re:Freaked out by buckysphere · · Score: 1

      Darn, you figured me out. Yes, I am stupid and you are wasting your time.

  38. So what really happened? by IceFoot · · Score: 1

    TFA totally neglects telling us what the orbital/rotational changes were, or what caused them. Bad science reporting!

    Hellloooo? Any astrophysicists out there who can tell us what really happened?

  39. WHAT?! by w3weasel · · Score: 1

    Changes in astronomical variables can effect the climate? No effing way! This is a hoax meant to distract you from thinking that your car is the sole cause of global warming.

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  40. What are these people smokin'! by Black-Six · · Score: 1, Troll

    Is there anyone else who fail's to see the logic in such things as global warming and mass extinctions affecting the orbit of the Earth? I mean come on guys come up with something that actually has the ability to be proven and/or not able to be biased souley to the opinion of the Ph.D.'s in that feild. Come up with something that can be physically proven, repeated several times with same results, and don't setup the test so that it's so tipped in your favor that nobody else but you can be proven right. Now I know I'll get modded for being off-topic but this example is from personal experience and shows exactly whats going on here. One of my co-workers at Wal-Mart is studying enviromental science and we got into a heated debate over global warming. She told me that after 1 hour of operation a car produces more CO2 than there is in 1 cubic KM of air at 35,000 feet. As soon as I began to attack the method of testing that proved her data true, she immediatley began the "I'm right, you're wrong!" course of thinking and wouldn't hear of anything that might actually prove global warming wrong. She said that if that test method isn't used (geusstimation and very closely rounded numbers made to fit there uses), then we are all doomed to live through another Ice Age in the very near future.

    Yes I agree that things like these need to be taken seriously, to a certain degree though. If its out of our control why worry about it and make others lifes suck, just to justify our own point of view?

    Just my $.02!

    1. Re:What are these people smokin'! by aevans · · Score: 1

      It sounds about right. But your car's exhaust probably produces more oxygen (and platinum) than is in 1 km^3 of atmosphere at 35,000 feet. The air is alot thicker down here. And CO2 is pretty heavy. Probably not much of it gets up there. Certainly not from your car, since the tropopause keeps most everything down here from getting above 35,000 feet.

  41. Why is it? by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That its perfectly fine for one side to have exceptions to issues the other side but the reverse is not true.

    My problem with the whole GW crowd is how they will quickly object or attempt to marginalize anything which doesn't support their view. At the same time any little piece of information which supports their view is held forth as indisputable fact.

    Look, we don't know half of what we think we do. The one great thing about science in this day and age is that we are continously changing what we know as fact as our ability to observe becomes better and better. Old theories that were hard to prove can be supported and previous "unalterable" facts are dismissed.

    We can barely predict the weather from day to day let alone week to week. We can't accurately predict the number of hurricanes, typhoons, or the like. Yet at the same time you want me to believe that enough is known to tell me that we are all going to die in 10 years?

    Just admit you know about as much about the climate as the other side. Fact is, we are still discovering the variables. In no shape or form can you have the definitive anwser without all the variables.

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    1. Re:Why is it? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We can barely predict the weather from day to day let alone week to week.

      Someone needs a lesson in the difference between short term weather prediction and long term weather trends.

      Here's a (probably flawed) analogy: I throw a rock through the air. Moment to moment, I can't predict the exact path that rock will take. A breeze, some dust in the air, an updraft, these things can alter the path of the rock. But ask me to tell you where it's going to land, and I can probably do a pretty good job.

    2. Re:Why is it? by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Here's a (probably flawed) analogy: I throw a rock through the air. Moment to moment, I can't predict the exact path that rock will take. A breeze, some dust in the air, an updraft, these things can alter the path of the rock. But ask me to tell you where it's going to land, and I can probably do a pretty good job.

      No, you can predict that it's going to land but not exactly where, as those small fluctuations will add increasing amounts of noise to your estimate.

    3. Re:Why is it? by operagost · · Score: 1, Troll
      My problem with the whole GW crowd is how they will quickly object or attempt to marginalize anything which doesn't support their view.
      Just like the leftists trivialize human rights violations and terrorism because to do otherwise wouldn't support their socialist views.
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    4. Re:Why is it? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      >Look, we don't know half of what we think we do. The one great thing about science in this day and age is that we are continously changing what we know as fact as our ability to observe becomes better and better. Old theories that were hard to prove can be supported and previous "unalterable" facts are dismissed.

      You are correct in theory, but you are drawing completely the wrong conclusions from it. Yes, theories change, become more refined, perhaps become obsolete. Newton's laws of motion were superceded by relativity. But does that mean that in the 300 years between Newton and Einsten everyone should have dismissed Newton because at some point a more refined theory is going to come along? No, of course not; in Newton's age his laws were the best science could offer, were well-supported by evidence, and thus were eventually universally accepted by Scientists. Ditto Global warming. Of course we don't have 100% perfect climate models and better ones are continuously being developed. But saying we should ignore the whole issue because of that; dismiss it because in the future we will be able to observe it better? Obviously not, and if you'll forgive me, that is an incredibly stupid argument.

      >We can barely predict the weather from day to day let alone week to week. We can't accurately predict the number of hurricanes, typhoons, or the like. Yet at the same time you want me to believe that enough is known to tell me that we are all going to die in 10 years?

      You are making the (quite common) mistake of confusing weather (local day-to-day and year-to-year variation) with climate (averaged systems over decades). The reason we cannot predict day-to-day weather is that weather is chaotic (in the mathematical sense; look it up). Climate, however, is not.

      >Just admit you know about as much about the climate as the other side.

      Who is "the other side"? It's certainly not climate scientists, the people actually studying it. Pick up ANY scientific journal -- Nature or Science are rather dense for non-scientists, so try New Scientist or Scientific American or any one of countless others. Attend scientific conferences. Go to lectures. Look at the graphs. Read the reports produced by any of the major scientific bodies, either US-based or international. Or the G8. Or the UN. They all say the same thing.

      >Fact is, we are still discovering the variables. In no shape or form can you have the definitive anwser without all the variables.

      I'm sorry, but to put it lightly, that is bullshit. Which variable exactly is it you are disputing? It is fact that burning fossil fuels gives out carbon dioxide. The amount can be calculated from the amount of fossil fuels burned. This goes into the atmosphere, and since the rate at which the World's fauna is converting this back into Oxygen is reasonably static (or even decreasing, since we're cutting down vast amounts of the rainforest every year), the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere will rise. Independant confirmation of this is given by the fact that carbon dioxide levels are rising has been measured many times by laboratories around the globe (e.g. http://www.globalwarmingart.com/images/8/88/Mauna_ Loa_Carbon_Dioxide.png for one example). This rising is far above the usual cyclic fluctations due to ice age cycles (see http://www.globalwarmingart.com/images/d/d3/Carbon _Dioxide_400kyr_Rev.png). Also, it is fact that greater levels of carbon dioxide lead to greater trapping of the Sun's energy. This is settled science, and can be independantly confirmed by anyone with a cylinder of carbon dioxide, a temperature probe, and an inquiring mind. Lastly, greater trapping of the Sun's energy will lead to a reasonably predictable rise in global ave

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    5. Re:Why is it? by optimus2861 · · Score: 1
      My problem with the whole GW crowd is how they will quickly object or attempt to marginalize anything which doesn't support their view. At the same time any little piece of information which supports their view is held forth as indisputable fact.

      Interesting how one can read "GW" as either "Global Warming" or "George W" and have the statement remain accurate -- and also reinforce your point.

    6. Re:Why is it? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      >Just like the leftists trivialize human rights violations and terrorism because to do otherwise wouldn't support their socialist views.

      Remind me, which political party is attempting to rewrite the Geneva conventions to legitimise torture?

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    7. Re:Why is it? by q-the-impaler · · Score: 1

      I can play that game. Which political party wants to legalize the murder of unborn children?

      Your answer might be, "But that's not really the case..." and then you can see how a polarizing and moronic assertion can blow reality out of proportion.

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    8. Re:Why is it? by pavon · · Score: 1
      We can barely predict the weather from day to day let alone week to week. We can't accurately predict the number of hurricanes, typhoons, or the like. Yet at the same time you want me to believe that enough is known to tell me that we are all going to die in 10 years?
      I know that the idea that inability to predict tomorrows weather implies inability to predict long term climate, seems intuitive but it is incorrect. There are many examples of similar situations. We cannot predict (or even measure) with exact accuracy the position and movements of individual particles, and yet we can predict the motions of the macroscopic objects formed from them. Historically long-term stock is less erratic than short-term fluctuations. We were able to accurately predict the over-all flow of a river long before we could accurately model the eddy currents within it. Our ability or inability to predict the details of the weather have very little relationship with our ability or inability to predict the overall climate.

      Just admit you know about as much about the climate as the other side. Fact is, we are still discovering the variables. In no shape or form can you have the definitive anwser without all the variables.
      There are two common flaws when dealing with certainty. One is the tendency to assert that you know something with complete certainty when you don't - to paint everything as black and white. The other is the tendency to jump to the conclusion that if there is any uncertainty in an idea then it is no better than a wild-ass guess - to paint everything as a single shade of muddy grey. In reality you have to learn to gauge the relative amount of certainty that exists in various theories and ideas. This isn't easy, but it is necessary.

      No we don't have a definitive answer, and we never will. If you are expecting one, then you will be very disappointed with science, and with life in general, because there is no such thing. However, we have an answer-in-progress, in which we have a reasonable amount of confidence. Contrary to the media's depiction of global warming, and science in general, where each new discovery completely invalidates the previous consensus, the reality is that as we continue to learn more, and incorporate new variables, what we learn is supporting and refining what we already know. Which isn't to say sometimes things aren't proven wrong, but as a whole our current best guess is not jumping all over the map, but is converging to an answer as time goes on.

      Debating the details that are still fairly uncertain is a very reasonable thing to do. However, dismissing the entire field altogether, or equivocating it with the "other sides" unfounded guesses and propaganda is folly.
    9. Re:Why is it? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't call "Just like the leftists trivialize human rights violations and terrorism because to do otherwise wouldn't support their socialist views." a "polarizing and moronic assertion"? You do actually have a good point, but it was that GP I was replying to.

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    10. Re:Why is it? by buckysphere · · Score: 1

      Right on. (Thumbs up)

    11. Re:Why is it? by Lorkki · · Score: 1
      Newton's laws of motion were superceded by relativity. But does that mean that in the 300 years between Newton and Einsten everyone should have dismissed Newton because at some point a more refined theory is going to come along? No, of course not; in Newton's age his laws were the best science could offer, were well-supported by evidence, and thus were eventually universally accepted by Scientists.

      This may be slightly beside the point, but I'd like to add that Newton's laws of motion are also no less relevant today because of general relativity. It all depends on the scales of things and the precision required; even if Newton doesn't work very well for astronomical or microscopic proportions, it can give a pretty damn good approximation in-between.

      What I don't quite grasp either is the notion that erring on the side of safety would be a miscalculation of some sort. There's all to gain and nothing to lose in the long term by making our technology more energy-efficient and climate-friendly, while ignoring the potential issue effectively means betting the future of mankind over the use of a cheap energy source (which is bound to run out in a few centuries anyway). It doesn't take a scientist to say it - any gambler would tell you that choosing the latter option would be pure madness.

    12. Re:Why is it? by q-the-impaler · · Score: 1

      Yes I would. We (I, inclusive) post them all the time. That's why /. is intriguing: we call each other out.

      Hell, there's a fair amount of truth to your original argument, as with the leftist comment. I guess I'm copping out and taking the middle ground of Devil's Advocate.

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    13. Re:Why is it? by mstone · · Score: 1

      You can make a pretty good prediction of where the rock will land because projectile motion is a linear system (small changes in the initial conditions produce small changes in the final result) and the disturbances impose very small forces on the rock relative to its general motion.

      If you want a challenge that's comparable to predicting the weather, try to guess where your rock will actually stop after it finishes bouncing and rolling. Yeah, you can make a good guess about the initial point of impact, but then you have to try and predict its attitude at the moment of impact and how it will interact with the ground (the flat surface will skid and bounce, the sharp point will dig in and cause the rock to tumble), and each new impact induces forces that are large relative to the rock's current linear and angular momentum.

      Weather prediction.. especially long-term weather prediction.. is a model-based nonlinear science. Model-based science is iffy anyway, because models are so easy to come by. As one aeronautical engineer put it, "the problem with models is that they only let you study what you already know." Long-tem predictions of nonlinear systems are also questionable, because over time, nonlinear systems amplify small errors in the initial values or assumptions to a point where they completely overwhelm the accurate predictions. To put it another way, the farther ahead you try to predict a nonlinear system, the greater the probability that your result will end up being completely bogus.

      Added to that is the fact that climatologists know they don't understand all the rules of the system yet. The elephant in the dining room is the cloud system, which is vastly nonlinear and has a huge impact on both short-term and long-term weather trends. Clouds trap heat, move water, carry energy, and change the planetary albedo, and we have almost nothing in terms of a general model to explain how they work. Trying to make long-term weather predictions without taking the clouds into account is like the old joke where the physicist says, "first, ve approximate ze cow as a perfect sphere."

    14. Re:Why is it? by mstone · · Score: 1

      -- But does that mean that in the 300 years between Newton and Einsten everyone should have dismissed Newton because at some point a more refined theory is going to come along? No, of course not

      Phlogiston. Ylem. Lamarckism. Hilbert's program, which was the possibly the noblest and most rigorous formulation of Pythagoreanism. The fact that Newton was mostly right doesn't negate the fact that whole realms of once-respected scientific thought have been completely tossed out because a new and fundamentally different theory came along.

      You're also working from an implicitly linear notion of science.. the idea that we can carve out a general theory which will continue to remain valid as we fill in the fine details. It follows from linear mathematics, where the size of a change in the initial conditions is proportional to the change in the final result. Linear systems are nice because you can always define a value of 'small' for which small variations in the initial conditions can be safely ignored.

      Nonlinear systems (like the weather) don't work that way. There's no safe definition of a 'small' change, nor is a change that's safely small at position X guaranteed to be safely small at position Y.

      -- Who is "the other side"? It's certainly not climate scientists, the people actually studying it.

      Apparently you missed the bet between the English climatologist who supports the CO2-based model of global warming and the Russian who supports the increased-solar-activity model. Or any of the articles by Richard Lindzen, the Alfred P. Sloan professor of atmospheric science at MIT. There's significantly more debate over the importance of global warming, its mechanism, and the impact of human behavior on global warming than Al Gore would have you believe.

      -- Which variable exactly is it you are disputing?

      How about the causes of natural variation in global temperatures from one decade, century, or millenium to the next?

      How about the exact contribution of CO2's infrared absorption on global mean temperature?

      How about our measurement of global mean temperature itself? Different mechanisms give different results. Our long historical records only account for surface temperature, and we have practically no record for temperatures in the upper atmosphere.

      How about the standard deviation of the global mean temperature over the historical record? If we take a simple deviation, the increase observed over the last century pretty much disappears in the 3-sigma (95% confidence) range of natural variation. GW advocates prefer to measure sigma on the 'moving range' of the sample, which cuts sigma roughly in half, thus leaving about half a degree of change outside the 3-sigma range and therefore definable as an anomaly.

      How about the exact conditions necessary to say with 95% certainty that X degrees of global mean temperature change over the last century can only be attributed to anthropogenic CO2 emissions, and not to natural climactic variation, variation in solar activity, data error, or any other cause?

      -- Precisely which part of this are you disputing?

      The part where you show specific, evidentiary corrleation between anthropogenic CO2 levels and global mean temperature. For all the data you've cited, you still do a handwave by saying "it's obvious" at that point. Let me illustrate with an analogy:

      Let's say we drop water balloons from a 100' tower and measure the spread of the splash pattern. It is scientifically indisputable that the size of the splash is related to the speed of the balloon at the moment of impact, and that the speed is directly related to

  42. Re:Bring it on.. by ibbo · · Score: 1

    ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one

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  43. Don't discount human-caused extinction by jctull · · Score: 1
    So on top of worrying about global warming, it seems we should also worry about the physics that govern the orbit of Earth around the sun.
    Too bad this flippant remark had to be added to this otherwise interesting post. We really should not try to equate past mass extinctions of species with the current, clearly human-caused die-off. Statements such as the one quoted dilute the impact of current abuse of the biosphere by modern man, and it tacitly supports the ignorant arguments against concerns over losses in biodiversity and global warming. I will save the spiel about the importance of ecosystem services for another occasion.
  44. Steady State? by saider · · Score: 1

    Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation.

    Why are people so adverse to change? Everywhere you go people want a static environment and will go to great lengths to achieve it. They want to be told how things are and know that this will never change.

    I would think that change is an opportunity to strengthen our position. The lessons learned in dealing with small changes will help us when the big one comes. But if we keep trying to force a static environment, all we will learn is that nature is much more powerful than we are.

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  45. Re:Move Along by buckysphere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the years since 1998, not only has the Earth's temp not risen, but it has fallen slightly...and I mean so slightly that it is practically immeasurable. But, it definitely hasn't risen at all.

  46. Re:Move Along by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    In the years since 1998, not only has the Earth's temp not risen, but it has fallen slightly...and I mean so slightly that it is practically immeasurable. But, it definitely hasn't risen at all.

    Are you being serious or sarcastic? Because I have seen (don't have them on me) reports that say otherwise...plus, most recently, it has been in the news that the polar caps are melting at record speeds AND it is not possible to take a cruise from Northern Europe straight to the North Pole. Given that information, how do you say the temperature has dropped? If the temperature dropped wouldn't the polar caps grow?

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  47. Ob. Niven reference. by B5_geek · · Score: 1

    The (ring)WORLD is not stable!

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    1. Re:Ob. Niven reference. by PakProtector · · Score: 1
      The (ring)WORLD is not stable!

      If I recall correctly, it's:

      The Ringworld is unstable!
      Oh, the Ringworld is unstable!
      Did the best that he was able
      And it's good enough for me!

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  48. Too bad by aevans · · Score: 1

    Too bad we don't have a way to stop the Earth from warming up either.

  49. Seaside by infofc · · Score: 1

    Considering how many people actually live close to the water that is really an ass of a comment, especially when you keep repeating it.

    1. Re:Seaside by E++99 · · Score: 1
      Considering how many people actually live close to the water that is really an ass of a comment, especially when you keep repeating it.

      When the next ice age comes, there will not be enough fresh water on the planet to keep any significant portion of 6 billion people alive. Even if there were, there would not be enough food.

      I live near the water. Given the choice between mobs breaking into my house to kill my for my water reserves and eat my children, and having to move, I'll pick moving.
  50. Re:Oh, no. Not another one, please. by zed3 · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of hearing about the "New Ice Age". Please read: http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=94
    Basically, there was a period of cooling from the 40's to the 70's, but the majority of scientists studying it said that there wasn't enough information to make any predictions about the future of the climate. Of course, there were a few nutjob scientists who thought that the end of the world was coming, but none of them blamed it on the effects of man. Once the newspapers and fear-merchants got hold of it, they blew it all out of proportion.
    As for people "inventing" climate change, have you actually looked at the data? They are pretty conclusive. Climate change is happening, and it's happening now, whether or not you actually believe in it.

  51. "The only downside?" by skids · · Score: 1


    It's lovely that you have it all figured out and seem to know every consequence of a warming event.... not.

    Desertification comes to mind...
    http://water-is-life.blogspot.com/

    Also while it may be fun to have laughs at the expense of the "spotted owl lovers" the plunge in biodiversity which has already started won't seem so funny when you are inhaling the neurotoxic fumes of the algeas that take over when the current biosphere can no longer sustain itself.

    1. Re:"The only downside?" by ajs · · Score: 1
      "Desertification comes to mind..."


      That's a huge concern right now, but sadly, that's mostly a matter of land-misuse, not warming.[1] In fact, a great many of the threats to our continued health are from forms of environmental damage and pollution that have nothing to do with temperature change in the climate. However, most of those are ignored as the public latches onto global warming as the number-one environmental issue, even in the face of massive chemical spills in China and India that could affect huge chunks of the ecosystem.

      Here's the real problem with this report, though: people are doing good work, and real science, but when they release their results, if there is even a hint of the possibility that someone might interpret their results in such a way that they might be contradicting anthropogenic global warming theories, their work is treated as if it were a press release from an oil company.

      Under conditions like these, how are we supposed to trust "consensus"? Does anyone who disagrees with the "consensus" get funded? If not,[2] what happened to the scientific method?
    2. Re:"The only downside?" by E++99 · · Score: 1
      It's lovely that you have it all figured out and seem to know every consequence of a warming event.... not.
      Desertification comes to mind...
      http://water-is-life.blogspot.com/


      World-wide desertification is inversely proportional to world-wide precipitation. It therefore decreases with global warming and increases with global cooling. As for people who rely on melting glaciers for their fresh water supply... You certainly must understand that that is not a sustainable practice, regardless of if the climate warms, cools, or stays the same! Sustainable fresh water supply comes only from precipitation, which requires a warm climate.
  52. Damn them! by interval1066 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn the Republicans! They are responsible for this.

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  53. Re:Move Along by buckysphere · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am being serious. Someone told me this. That is how I know it is unquestionably true. Isn't that all we need as proof these days? I mean, if we are basing the Global Warming myth on the extremely errored models with which we used to collect the "data" that suggests this, then why do we even need evidence at all to make a point or declaration of any kind? Ouch...a monkey just flew out of my butt. You don't believe me...well, you're stupid (sarcasm).

    But, come on, if you are going to point toward the chicken-little argument about the melting of the ice caps, then you must also be aware of the recent studies that show that even though some ice is melting, new ice is being produced in other areas at an even higher rate. Or do you also conveniently believe that Global Warming is also causing Global Cooling like some of the other geniuses believe. All you have to do is re-read the previous sentence, particularly the, "Global Warming is also causing Global Cooling" part to realize how ridiculous it sounds on its face. It is almost as ridiculous as looking at a canvas with obvious splatters of paint and actually letting, "Jackson Pollock is a genius!" roll off your lips. The leap is just too far...

    You can show me a study...I'll show you a study...you show me one...I'll show you one...me...you...me you...and so on until we puke. At the end of the day, does it really matter? Is it really worth all the crying and nashing of teeth? Until the models with which we collect data have fewer holes than Win98, do you really want to stake anything on the "data" that is output from the studies? Do you or anyone else here at /. give Microsoft the same benefit of the doubt? Should you?

  54. Summary is misleading, see actual Nature article by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1
    Should we be surprised that the slashdot summary exaggerates reality somewhat? But also, there are numerous errors with the Reuters article. e.g.

    At the moment, the Earth is at the beginning of a cycle


    What the hell does that mean? The whole point of a cycle is that every point in the cycle is a 'beginning'. Roll forward a few million and we get the same thing again. Much better to read the original Nature article.

    http://www.nature.com/news/2006/061009/full/061009 -7.html

    Firstly, we are talking local effects here - the study involved specifically focused on a variety of spanish rodents. Previous studies collating data globally did not observe this effect. So this is a different thing from global warming - more of a shifting around of environments than a large scale global change. Moreover, this oscillation is fairly measurable, and predictable, and indeed well understood (that's why we can spot that the extinctions were caused by the oscillations), so it is simply wrong to blame GW on this.

    Some have wondered whether previous studies failed to spot die-offs associated with Milankovitch-linked oscillations because they pooled data from different parts of the globe. "People look at it from a whole bunch of different spatial and temporal scales," says Barnosky. "They may lump together, say, Oregon and southern Utah, where climate changes might be different."


    The fact is, the small scale nature of this study gives us little clue as to how significant this effect is.

    Donald Prothero, of Occidental College Los Angeles, says that the fossil record used by van Dam is extraordinary, but questions how applicable his results will be to species other than rodents. "It's okay as far as it goes," says Prothero. "But I wouldn't necessarily extend the applications too far."


    There is very little reason for alarmism on the back of a single paper about mice.
  55. Modifying the orbit of Earth is feasible! by mrcgran · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "...So on top of worrying about global warming, it seems we should also worry about the physics that govern the orbit of Earth around the sun. Too bad we don't have a way of keeping the Earth in the same orbit/on the same axis of rotation."

    Yes, we have! And it's very interesting indeed!

    http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/planetearth/ earth_move_010207.html

    A link to the paper: Korycansky, D. G.; Laughlin, Gregory; Adams, Fred C. Astronomical engineering: a strategy for modifying planetary orbits. Astrophys.Space Sci. 275 (2001) 349-366
    http://arxiv.org/abs/astro-ph/0102126
    Abstract:
    "The Sun's gradual brightening will seriously compromise the Earth's biosphere within ~ 1E9 years. If Earth's orbit migrates outward, however, the biosphere could remain intact over the entire main-sequence lifetime of the Sun. In this paper, we explore the feasibility of engineering such a migration over a long time period. The basic mechanism uses gravitational assists to (in effect) transfer orbital energy from Jupiter to the Earth, and thereby enlarges the orbital radius of Earth. This transfer is accomplished by a suitable intermediate body, either a Kuiper Belt object or a main belt asteroid. The object first encounters Earth during an inward pass on its initial highly elliptical orbit of large (~ 300 AU) semimajor axis. The encounter transfers energy from the object to the Earth in standard gravity-assist fashion by passing close to the leading limb of the planet. The resulting outbound trajectory of the object must cross the orbit of Jupiter; with proper timing, the outbound object encounters Jupiter and picks up the energy it lost to Earth. With small corrections to the trajectory, or additional planetary encounters (e.g., with Saturn), the object can repeat this process over many encounters. To maintain its present flux of solar energy, the Earth must experience roughly one encounter every 6000 years (for an object mass of 1E22 g). We develop the details of this scheme and discuss its ramifications."

  56. Be afraid by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 1

    Perhaps instead of worrying about global warming, and the orbit of the earth, near earth objects, anthrax laced mail, terrorists, pirates, evil scientists, GM foods, sudden climate change, fundamentalist nutjobs. You should just worry about everything. Yes worry worry worry until you feel properly self righteous and afraid. Then build some sort of cold war bomb shelter and live in that. Besides sheeple are much easier to keep in line when they are scared of their own shadow.

  57. Re:Oh, no. Not another one, please. by buckysphere · · Score: 1

    If you don't mind, rather than repeat myself, I will simply copy-and-paste my answer to a similar question that I answered in this thread: "I am being serious. Someone told me this. That is how I know it is unquestionably true. Isn't that all we need as proof these days? I mean, if we are basing the Global Warming myth on the extremely errored models with which we used to collect the "data" that suggests this, then why do we even need evidence at all to make a point or declaration of any kind? Ouch...a monkey just flew out of my butt. You don't believe me...well, you're stupid (sarcasm). But, come on, if you are going to point toward the chicken-little argument about the melting of the ice caps, then you must also be aware of the recent studies that show that even though some ice is melting, new ice is being produced in other areas at an even higher rate. Or do you also conveniently believe that Global Warming is also causing Global Cooling like some of the other geniuses believe. All you have to do is re-read the previous sentence, particularly the, "Global Warming is also causing Global Cooling" part to realize how ridiculous it sounds on its face. It is almost as ridiculous as looking at a canvas with obvious splatters of paint and actually letting, "Jackson Pollock is a genius!" roll off your lips. The leap is just too far... You can show me a study...I'll show you a study...you show me one...I'll show you one...me...you...me you...and so on until we puke. At the end of the day, does it really matter? Is it really worth all the crying and nashing of teeth? Until the models with which we collect data have fewer holes than Win98, do you really want to stake anything on the "data" that is output from the studies? Do you or anyone else here at /. give Microsoft the same benefit of the doubt? Should you?"

  58. Re:Move Along by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    At the end of the day, does it really matter?

    We are talking about health issues to us (humans) and other life on this planet. I think that qualifies as "really matter". People who doubt global warming effects are along the lines of the CEOs of big tobacco - who apparantly are still in denial about smoking causing lung cancer...their scientists also say this is not accurate.

    Until the models get better, assuming they can get better, I will use their scientific evidence because to sit here and do nothing is a pretty bad idea...or do you still think aerosol cans with CFCs pose no harm to the ozone?

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  59. Global warming vs. global wobbling by przemekklosowski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The fascinating average temperature data from Vostok Antarctic ice data:

    http://cdiac.ornl.gov/trends/temp/vostok/graphics/ tempplot5.gif

    shows that for last 450,000 years Earth was mostly in the Ice Age, interrupted
    by 10,000 year long warm periods spaced 100,000 years apart. We are about 15,000
    years into the last warm period on record.

    Because of strong periodicity, the current best explanation of this cycle is
    by astronomical phenomena (Earth orbit/axis wobble).

    This does not contradict global warming---it just shows that the climate
    is a very delicate balance between strong opposing phenomena; the point being
    that we should be real careful how we influence it.

  60. Re:Move Along by buckysphere · · Score: 1

    Will you live to be 100000 years old? It might actually matter at that point. But only if the myth were true.

    What? Smoking causes lung cancer? Yeah, right! (sarcasm, humor)

    Lemme guess, you believed the Bush intelligence that Saddam had WMD, right? Well, sure you did...after all, at the time
    that was the best evidence we had, right?

    Oh sure, I believe that at aerosol can could definitely cause harm to the Ozone layer...if it were about half the size of the Asian continent then, sure, it might do something negative. It would definitely get in the way of travel and would surely cover up a lot of land, though. It would also be unsightly.

  61. Re:Move Along by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    Will you live to be 100000 years old? It might actually matter at that point. But only if the myth were true.
    My name is Dunceon McLeod of the Clan McLeod

    Lemme guess, you believed the Bush intelligence that Saddam had WMD, right? Well, sure you did...after all, at the time that was the best evidence we had, right?

    Just because evidence may not be correct in the future does not mean we should discount it today. That would be silly. But, I didn't care if Bush was correct about the WMDs, I think we should have gone in there just cause (as my HS teacher used to say) "Saddam Hussein is so damn insane"

    Oh sure, I believe that at aerosol can could definitely cause harm to the Ozone layer...if it were about half the size of the Asian continent then, sure, it might do something negative. It would definitely get in the way of travel and would surely cover up a lot of land, though. It would also be unsightly.

    HELLO!!!! 80's hair bands, they bought enough hairspray, that the sales tax was able to support the US National Military budget. Thank god the Cold War ended when the hair bands went out of style (you think this may be coincidence, but I think not).

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  62. Re:Oh, no. Not another one, please. by buckysphere · · Score: 1

    Troll, really? Please explain. Actually, you don't have to - those tolerant libs at work again, right? :-)

  63. I'm not willing to take the chance. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    So if the GW supporters are wrong, the worst that would happen from following their advice is that we would be out a little more money but living in an environment that is much more diverse and clean.

    If the GW supporters are right, and the worst that could happen from ignoring their advice is extinction of the Human Race.

    So list Mr-I'm-A-Greedy-Glutton, tighten your belt and consume less to ensure a nice planet for the future.

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    1. Re:I'm not willing to take the chance. by myth24601 · · Score: 1
      So if the GW supporters are wrong, the worst that would happen from following their advice is that we would be out a little more money but living in an environment that is much more diverse and clean.


      Saying we are out a little money is a bit simplistic. It's oportunity costs. If perfect compliance with Kyoto will save us less than half a degree over the next 50 years compaired to doing nothing but the trade off is $1 Trillion dollars per year which could have been used to provide clean water for everyone on the planet, cure cancer, and deply linux to every desktop, is it worth it?

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    2. Re:I'm not willing to take the chance. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      If the alternative is >$1 Trillion lost due to eventual flooding in low-lying areas thanks to melting icecaps, further damage due to increased hurricane frequency and intensity, further desertification elsewhere resulting in famine, drought, and death, and so, and so on... then yes, I'd say spending the money now is better.

      Besides, you're assuming kyoto will cost $1 trillion unrecoverable dollars. There is a *ton* of money to be made in the areas of alternative energy and high efficiency <insert widget here>. The idea that scaling back CO2 emissions unavoidably leads to economic damage is also "a bit simplistic".

  64. Re:Move Along by buckysphere · · Score: 1

    Touche! (Applauding!)

    Very funny reply!

    (Damn, I hate being one-upped...but is was fun and funny so I freely admit the fact that you got me.)

    Seriously, great reply...I have nothing to add...so I shall backdown with head held low and move on...

    Take care.

  65. What about all the SUVs contributing to climate?.. by mi · · Score: 1

    ... change for the last 200 years?

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  66. The Day the Earth Caught Fire by VaguelyBarming · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of this film.

    If you manage to swallow the basic premise then the rest of the science isn't too incoherent: also, it's beautifully written, shot and acted (especially by the late great Leo Mckern.)

    Well worth a view.

  67. Re:Move Along by dsci · · Score: 1

    People who doubt global warming effects are along the lines of the CEOs of big tobacco

    No they are not; some of them are trained scientists who are specialists in their fields. Believe it or not, not all scientists are on the anthopogenic climate change bandwagon. In making the statement you just made, you have insulted both the intelligence and professional integrity of a good number of respectable people.

    Some of these include those signers here and here.

    You may choose to disagree with their positions, but you cannot discount ALL of these tens of thousands of scientists as willfully misrepresenting the truth as they see it.

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  68. Re:Oh, no. Not another one, please. by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Climate change is happening, and it's happening now, whether or not you actually believe in it.

    Of course it is. It happens all the time, as evidenced by how many times and ways the climate has changed over the history of the planet.

    scientists studying it said that there wasn't enough information to make any predictions about the future of the climate. Of course, there were a few nutjob scientists who thought that the end of the world was coming,

    And this is different now how, exactly?

    Once the newspapers and fear-merchants got hold of it, they blew it all out of proportion.

    Hmm, not different at all, I guess.

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  69. Mod parent up by RandomPrecision · · Score: 1

    Oh...wait...

  70. ANIMAL EXSTINCTIONS by lush1 · · Score: 1

    This has been known though out history about the earths orbit. the Egyptions,Incas,Mayas all new this. there has been noted of a great catalcym in myths of an iceage and floods which i think that there could be a connection of sorts that could be linked with the earths orbit not just ANIMAL EXSTINCTIONS.

  71. Re:Move Along by AJWM · · Score: 1

    If the temperature dropped wouldn't the polar caps grow?

    Not necessarily. Lower global temperatures means less evaporation from the oceans, etc. Less evaporation means less water in the air to precipitate out. Less precipitation means less snowfall. Less snowfall means the polar caps shrink.

    Nothing about climatology is as obvious as it appears at first glance. Too many interacting feedback cycles, some negative, some positive, some that start out one way and then change at a certain threshhold.

    (And remember that water vapor has a far bigger greenhouse effect than CO2, which is why e.g. dry deserts get cold at night.)

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  72. Re:this is bothering me by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    Actually the headline is ambiguous. The word "linked" only indicates a connection between the two, it doesn't specify which is cause and which is effect, or even whether the two are interdependant.

    For example, "Faulty tyres linked to road fatalities" versus "Road fatalities linked to faulty tyres". Obviously, road fatalities don't cause tyres to burst (as long as you don't back over them too many times), so either sentence is easily interpreted correctly. But neither explicitly states that faulty tyres cause road fatalities, merely that there is a statistical correlation between the two; any other interpretation is purely subjective.

    How about "Cell phone use linked to lack of situational awareness"; do cell phones make people oblivious to their surroundings, or are people who don't want to be aware of their surroundings more likely to use cell phones? I've observed both to be true.

    Or "Addictive personalities linked to heroin abuse"; people with addictive personalities are more likely to become addicted, but using heroin also causes addictive personality traits. The statement doesn't specify which is the concern, just that there is a relationship.

    "Linked" could even be as vague as "happen in the same universe"; I could go on, but basically the headline is lazy, imprecise writing.

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  73. Re:Wait... by Woldry · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of the confusion arises because in a Web world, "linking to" something has become a transitive, rather than a commutative, relationship. But in standard English, when two things are linked, the order is immaterial; no cause-and-effect relationship is implied by either order.

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  74. Because by slew · · Score: 1

    The intelligent tend to equiocate when confronted with the unknown.
    The partisan tend to accept uncritically the propaganda discount the dissent.

    Sadly neither response is very good way to approach a complicated problem like global warming. It takes wise people to weight all the evidence to get insight to what the problem is and suggest a course of action and true leadership to try something in the face of the knowledge that it may not be the right thing to do (and/or there is possibility of failure), yet the followers are confident is in pursuit of the best out of all the current available alternatives.

    For what it's worth, weighing the evidence isn't the same as weighing arguments made by intellectuals or their partisan spokespeople. That's a mistake that many people make.

    Sadly, in the current political environment, we don't usually get leaders to lead us nor wise people to consult, but just the intelligent and the partisan. This is the biggest suffering the the global warming debate (and other big questions of our time). We are sadly reduced to weighing arguments of intellectuals through the glasses of partisans instead of seeking the consult of the wise and backing up the true leaders. As ./-ers perhaps we put too much weight to the intellectual, however, in my experience many intellectuals aren't very wise nor are they very good leaders (although there are exceptional people of course who break the stereotype).

    There's very little skill set involved to become a partisan, however.

  75. I believe that headline would be... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Extinctions Linked to Changes in Earth's Orbit.

    Or was I the only one who read it as a paucity of mammoths might cause a tilt...?

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  76. Ok, that was a blunder, but not a fatal one by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    Ooops. Still, I can try to salvage something.

    The graph may be for the wrong event, but we still do have a general scientific consensus that the Permian extinction involved warming.

    http://www.livescience.com/environment/050120_grea t_dying.html

    Referring to

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/308 /5720/398?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT= &fulltext=permian+warming&searchid=1&FIRSTINDEX=0& resourcetype=HWCIT

    Now, as for the other spike... It doesn't show in the extinctions graph because that is a marine fossil diversity graph. The disruption appears to have mostly occurred for land creatures, but is still mentioned in numerous other article referring to it.

    Yeah, it's an embarrassing error, but my general point still stands. There's no justification for saying that warming events are always good, and extinction events are always cooling.

    1. Re:Ok, that was a blunder, but not a fatal one by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Also, now I have two counterexamples, instead of just one.

  77. Changes in Earth's Orbit Linked to Extinctions by gpw1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK; Listen everybody , those north of the equator, at the count of 10 move to your right 1 meter.

  78. Re:The people of China can save us.... by Brickwall · · Score: 2, Informative
    figuring a mere 60lbs per person, the 78,838,422,780 pounds landing on one side of the planet should have quite an effect.

    Converted to kilograms, your figure works out to 3.5 * 10^10 kgs. Let's triple the weight to 180 lbs, and your figure becomes 1 * 10^11 kgs.

    Now, the mass of the earth is approximately 6 * 10^24 kgs. That's 6 * 10^13 bigger. Let's see what a similar ratio would look like applied to a 100 kg (220 lbs) human. Something that is 10^13 smaller would be approximately 1 microgram. The average piece of dust weights about 100 micrograms.

    So the effect would be like an exceptionally tiny piece of dust striking you, i.e. no effect at all.

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  79. connect the dots global warming NOT man made by EDinNY · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Connect the dots. Global warming is NOT man made. It is made by changes in Earth's orbit and changes in output from the sun.

    Can anyone tell me who was burning fossel fuels between the year 850 and 1300 when the earth last experienced "global warming" or why from 1300 to sometime around 1800 we experienced global cooling in what scientists called a "mini ice-age"?

  80. wake up!! by aditya.internet · · Score: 1

    what is world doing even when something can be done to control global warming??

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  81. Something I've never seen science on... by dingbatoolpud · · Score: 1

    ...is that it's might be possible that with the number of people on the planet (6.5 billion approx), and with an average body temperature of about 90 degrees fahrenheit, could humans be contributing to global warming simply by existing?

    Currently there are more people on earth than at any time in history, and with the addition of domesticated animals in increased numbers compared to their previously wild counterparts (horses, pigs, cows...in other words large-ish mammals), could that not have contributed a tenth of a degree here or there?

    Sure, we've all heard about the evils of the combustion engine and the greenhouse gasses, but something I've never seen addressed is the fact that 6+ billion things at 90 degrees could be making things worse simply by being there. The same principle in miniature can be seen at a frat party on any university campus - take a room that is at 68 degrees ambient, add 200 people moving around and breathing in and out...after a couple of hours everyone's sweating and the room is over 80 degrees.

    Although it's a gross simplification, I think it possibly has some merit for some grant-winning scientist to research.

    1. Re:Something I've never seen science on... by Danimoth · · Score: 1

      Um, conservation of energy, our body heat has to come from somewhere else. Unless we were absorbing more energy from the sun than the earth would otherwise absorb, but I'm not sure if thats very plausable.

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  82. Wait, you mean life survives climate change? by JoeGee · · Score: 1

    Wow. I thought with the ozone layer, with such terrible CO2 levels, with global warming, all life was going to end soon.

    What an arrogant people we are to believe that what has occured over the several thousand years that humans have recorded as history is how things have always been, and how things must always be. The climate has changed dramatically in the past, and life adapted and survived. It will change dramatically in the future, and life will adapt and survive. In spite of mankind's ability to screw stuff up, in the great scale of things our contribution to the planet's climate change will seem negligible when the next supervolcano erupts, the next orbit shift occurs, or the next great event we haven't yet observed (nearby stellar nova, interstellar dust cloud, asteroid/comet impact, outgassing of suboceanic greenhouse gases, the sun warming over the next billion years, etc.) happens.

    Life adapts to change, quite well, whether we're worrying about it or not.

    I'm not saying we don't need to pay attention to what we're doing (if we want to minimize changes, we need to lessen our impact on the environment), but the gloom and doom predictions are silliness. From past climate patterns, if we didn't have global warming right now we'd be heading back into a cycle of increased glaciation, eventually leading to an ice age. There is no static climate. Life would, and will adapt either way.

    If anything, I would suggest once fair global emission controls are in place, rather than spending excess time wringing our hands worrying about something we cannot prevent, we take that energy and begin planning, today, for the changes that we know will happen.

    Still, if we weren't worry about whether we were going to have rising ocean levels and palm trees in Ohio we'd be wringing our hands over ice sheets advancing down through the grain belt. Choose your doom. :)

    -Joe

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  83. But a Grass Roots Movement May Kill Us! by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    600 million people were supposed to simultaneously jump on July 20th to alter the earths orbit to prevent global warming. Only after the fact did anybody bother to tell us this could lead to our extinction. Oh no!

    Stupid people are funny.

  84. Extinctions causing changes in Earth's orbit?! by ml10422 · · Score: 1

    "Changes in Earths' Orbit Linked to Extinctions" -- Congratulations on writing a wonderfully confusing headline!

  85. Absolutely worth it. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    You'd risk the destruction of the only habitat that can sustain human life over the out-side chance that a measly Trillion Dollars could cure all the ills you listed?

    We've already spent more than a Trillion Dollars (worldwide) fighting cancer, and so far, we've got nothin'
    Clean water for everyone sounds nice...where do all the removed toxins go? Somewhere else on earth so they eventually get into the water again?

    Shit, even if we had that much money it'd be spent on a war or something instead. By the time the US is 'done' with Iraq, the bill will be about One Trillion Dollars. Which we don't have. Which (according to you) could have cured cancer and given everyone on earth clean water and linux. Even though the people might value clean water over a war of lies...their leaders won't.

    "Opportunity costs"...pffft...who's being simplistic?

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    1. Re:Absolutely worth it. by SirBruce · · Score: 1

      What you're arguing is a form of Pascal's Wager. If you believe in the logic of your envioronmental stance, then you should also believe in the logic of Pascal's Wager. Pascal said that since the cost of believing in God is minor compared to the cost if you don't and it turns out he does exist, then believing in God is the better bet. So do you believe in God?

      Bruce

    2. Re:Absolutely worth it. by AoT · · Score: 1

      The difference is that we actually have evidence that Global Warming will be problem, whereas Pascal's Wager is blind to the probabilities of God's existence.

  86. not exactly by slew · · Score: 1
    > The intelligent tend to equiocate when confronted with the unknown.
    > The partisan tend to accept uncritically the propaganda discount the dissent.
    In other words...

    Liberals tend to equiocate when confronted with the unknown.
    Conservatives tend to accept uncritically the propaganda discount the dissent.

    I think you just made my other point, it doesn't take any special skills at all to be a partisan ;^)

    But more seriously, I've generally noticed intelligent people that are partisan tend to talk on both sides of their mouths. The intelligent of course have to feed their own egos and don't want to be wrong. The truely wise folks know that most of the time they are at least partially wrong, and realize the right answer is often unknowable, and aren't so high on their own horses... ;^)

  87. err... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can survive, but that's all you're doing. You're not going to have a fun time in 120+ (and I mean without AC, in Vagas everyone has AC)

    1. Re:err... by E++99 · · Score: 1
      Maybe you can survive, but that's all you're doing. You're not going to have a fun time in 120+ (and I mean without AC, in Vagas everyone has AC)

      I don't think there's anywhere on earth other than in deserts (which is what Las Vegas is), where it gets near 120F. The hotest places on earth that have water (please correct me if I'm wrong) (and not including underwater volcanos -- don't be an ass ;-)) are jungles or rainforests. And those are loads of fun (if you're into that sort of thing).

  88. Re:Move Along by aevans · · Score: 1

    You are correct that it is not possible to take a cruise from Northern Europe straight to the North Pole. But I'll sell you a ticket to Santa's Workshop, complete with shrimp cocktail and wine tasting.

  89. Grain of Salt by Y2 · · Score: 1
    Let me first say that I've read TFA but not the original paper. The following criticism is based on a presentation I attended long ago on another proposed mechanism to explain periodic extinctions.

    When you look for a periodicity in a bunch of data, you might do a fourier transform and look for peaks. (The other work did that.) Essentially you're doing a large number of correlations. If you try 100 corelations, you should not be surprised to see one that's significant at the 99% level, just by chance!

    On the other hand, if the periodicity they found matched known astronomical phenomena (as opposed to the other work I looked at), the probability of a chance result is much reduced.

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  90. Chuck Norris owned a Casino in Moscow. by bdwoolman · · Score: 1
    Or at least he put his name to it. (Or someone did)

    I went there once for a laugh. Food was okay, but I never gamble.

    Wonder if it is still there.

    Maybe we could rename it the "Chuck Norris Family Values Gaming Room"

    Nice to know that your campaign contributions come from respectable businessmen.

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  91. I think I saw this in a movie once... by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

    Quick! Get me Casper Van Dien at once!

    On second thought, forget it. We're fucked.

  92. As an emergency backup by Centurix · · Score: 1

    We get Yuri Geller to train 1 million people in how to think the earth to keep spinning in the right direction. An if just one person loses concentration then we're doomed to spin off into a black hole somewhere.

    I could help the cause by sitting at home 24x7 just thinking about keeping the world on track. It'd be worth while, all I need are snacks, game console, tv and beer. I could get government sponsorship, maybe even a subsidy from somewhere for better beer. But I'm saving the planet, so it's ok.

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  93. Re:Move Along by AoT · · Score: 1

    You may choose to disagree with their positions, but you cannot discount ALL of these tens of thousands of scientists as willfully misrepresenting the truth as they see it.

    Are they climatologists?

    Would you trust a climatologists opinion on string theory?

    I sure as hell wouldn't.

  94. Doh! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "If the change is rapid ( "

    There was a paragaph after that but I screwed up the html. Basically the explosion of new life after a major extinction event (such as the one we are experiencing now) is due to the lack of competition from the species that have been wiped out. I have no doubt that if/when humans are wiped out the planet will expolode back into new life once again.

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  95. Re:Move Along by dsci · · Score: 1

    Ah, good point. Let's play with this one a little bit. What exactly IS a climatologist? One who studies climate, obviously, but what are the mechanisms of that study? From wikipedia:

    Climatology is approached in a variety of ways. Paleoclimatology seeks to reconstruct past climates by examining records such as ice cores and tree rings (dendroclimatology). The study of contemporary climates incorporates meteorological data accumulated over many years, such as records of rainfall, temperature and atmospheric composition. Knowledge of the atmosphere and its dynamics is also embodied in models, either statistical or mathematical, which help by integrating different observations and testing how they fit together. Modeling is used for understanding past, present and potential future climates. Historical climatology is the study of climate as related to human history and thus focuses only on the last few thousand years.

    Climate research is made difficult by the large scale, long time periods, and complex processes which govern climate. It is generally accepted that climate is governed by differential equations based on physical laws, but what, exactly, are these equations, and what can be concluded from them, is still subject to debate. Climate is sometimes modeled as a stochastic process but this is generally accepted as an approximation to processes that are otherwise too complicated to analyze.


    So, it seems that climatologists are PHYSICAL scientists that use modeling of dynamical, stochastic processes as a principle tool. The models include chemical kinetics, thermodynamics and the differential equations represent from flow fields.

    In other words, ANYONE with experience any of those fields is capable of reading papers, studying data and drawing conclusions. So, yes, you bet your butt I'd trust a String Theorist to have something to offer the discussion (he may be WRONG that's not the point, but his comments should be heard), especially if what he is saying is "THIS conclusion is not supported by THIS data as presented."

    The problem as I see it is that we have reached a point that functional specialization is out of hand. There ARE scientists out there that can effectively and meaningfully THINK about problems outside their specific formal area. I'd take a generalist with a broad view of the problem over a specialist with a "all problems are a nail" approach any day of the week.

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  96. Yellow Barbeque by superflippy · · Score: 1

    from the avoid-the-large-yellow-barbeque dept.

    I'll have you know that yellow barbeque is actually quite delicious.

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  97. Re:BTW MOD PARENT UP by E++99 · · Score: 1

    Amen, brother.

  98. Re:Move Along by AoT · · Score: 1

    In other words, ANYONE with experience any of those fields is capable of reading papers, studying data and drawing conclusions.

    While this technically true, the work is more than just a couple of papers. I might take their view on it more seriously than, say, a biologist, but criticizing one or two papers misses the point: There is a vast amount of literature showing that the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is increasing, that this increase is becuase of humans, and that this increase is causing a global rise in temperature. I am often amazed at how people can think that this is all so complicated.

  99. Does a thin ozone layer add to the global warming? by Thomas+Henden · · Score: 1

    This recently came to my mind - wouldn't the thinning of the ozone layer actually make more ultraviolet radiation reaching deep into the earth's atmosphere, thus contributing to heat it up further more?

    If I understand this correctly, a normal ozone layer, will make the earth look 'bluer', partly reflecting the UV radiation though it would only be visible with accurately calibrated cameras lacking a UV filter (The 'Skylight filter' on regular photo cameras) It would have been very interesting to know, if this effect is great enough to be observed or measured and therefore could be contributing to the global warming.

    It would have been useful, if someone could come up with some charts or bar graphs, which show us how much of the energy in the solar radiation, which is in the ultraviolet end of the spectrum. If that amount of energy is considerable, it could very well explain why the polar regions are warmed much more than the rest, since the ozone layer is much thinner there.

  100. Bull. by skids · · Score: 1


    A few Cherry picked speculations and you guys are already to chalk up desertification as inversely correlated with global warming?? Get real. Look at what's actually hapenning. Do some real research for a change.

    I mean if we just want to cherry-pick we can swat back and forth URLs all day: here ya go:
    http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/06/17/des ertification.report/

    The fact is that a forest needs a relatively stable supply of water. Under global warming, it gets nothing, then a flood, then nothing again. Deserts are fine with this. Forests aren't.

    But don't bother listening to me. Or the people in Portugal, or Australia, or Africa, or...