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Jupiter's Little White Spot Turns Red

Feelyat writes "NASA is reporting that a small storm that formed on Jupiter last year has changed color from white to red. According to an article in Yahoo News, scientist Amy Simon-Miller speculates that the storm might have gained strength as it decreased in size, similar to how 'spinning ice skaters go faster when they move their arms closer.' She says that the storm has probably 'picked up red material from lower in the Jupiter atmosphere, most likely some form of sulfur which turns red as part of a chemical reaction ...' Well, we might be one planet down, but our Solar System can still surprise."

105 comments

  1. We Need to Do Something by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny
    Science: Jupiter's Little White Spot Turns Red
    Look, I've read about this guy, and we do not want to piss him off.

    Ok, we have Gold Bond Medicated Powder, we have astronauts, let's get up there and fix this!
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    1. Re:We Need to Do Something by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

      Jupiter has a zit!!!!

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    2. Re:We Need to Do Something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Ok, we have Gold Bond Medicated Powder, we have astronauts, let's get up there and fix this!

      The Gold Bond is for the male astronauts to cover their testicle sacks with, yes?

    3. Re:We Need to Do Something by diersing · · Score: 1

      DON'T TOUCH IT!!! When it turns back to white, THEN it's ready to pop.

    4. Re:We Need to Do Something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Look, I've read about this guy, and we do not want to piss him off.

      Don't worry. He just met Ganymede, that's all. People do turn red when in love ;-)

    5. Re:We Need to Do Something by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Jupiter has a zit!!!!"

      I didn't think this would happen until the planet crossed into the constellation Herpes.

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    6. Re:We Need to Do Something by Compaq_Hater · · Score: 1

      Or it could be a Cancerous tumor !, quck better get a planet Doctor in there to Biopy it stat before it's too late.

      CH

    7. Re:We Need to Do Something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why Gold Bond? What we need is Clear Eyes. Clear Eyes is awesome. It removes redness and swelling faster than the leading brand. In fact, this guy would be the perfect ambassador to send on this mission. Now only if the solution was this easy for Martians...

  2. Yesterday's News, but how about comet SWAN? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Read all about it before the Lidle crash took the top spots on Google News. It's interesting, but really, Jupiter is always up to something with that turbulent atmosphere. Streams of spots have appeared in the past and vanished again. This will probably hang around for a bit and then go the way of other spots.

    Meanwhile, there's Comet C/2006 M4 (SWAN), which is near it's peak magnitude, visible just after sunset which is my primary viewing target this weekend. It's going to be around until early December, but at declining magnitudes.

    Ob ISR Post:

    In Soviet Russia little reds spot YOU!

    you hear the ghost of Bill Goodwin ellaborating on swan, the new white floating comet

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    1. Re:Yesterday's News, but how about comet SWAN? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree. this should be the leda text.

  3. Space day? by cbelle13013 · · Score: 1

    Is is space day on Slashdot?

    1. Re:Space day? by johnsmith_12345 · · Score: 1

      Everyday is Space Day on Slashdot.

  4. slashdot needs to check its demographic by sentientbrendan · · Score: 4, Funny

    for most of us, these are not local weather conditions.

    1. Re:slashdot needs to check its demographic by boojum.cat · · Score: 2, Funny
      for most of us, these are not local weather conditions.
      No kidding. 400 mph -- what's that, a category 43 storm?
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  5. Atmospheric turbulence by BWJones · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, we've known for some time about the potential for atmospheric mixing in the Jovian atmosphere. In a way, I guess this would have been expected. For an animation of the Great Red Spot and its turbulence, click here and scroll down.

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    1. Re:Atmospheric turbulence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (.)-(O)!

  6. Re:I bet by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    That the next colour is blue. It's the only way they could get Bush to fund the the space programme you see... the Pointless American TRIO (of colours) Trip Act.

    Well, it is campaign season in the US and wind velocity has certainly increased and swirled between Capitol Hill and Florida, spinning, ever spining. But you know Bush doesn't want to see a Blue State on Jupiter. Or was astrology more the forte of the Reagans?

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  7. Uh oh by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just got an email from blackmonolith@langrangepoint.jupiter.com that says:

    ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA
    ATTEMPS NO LANDING THERE
    USE THEM TOGETHER
    USE THEM IN PEACE

    It's all in caps though, so it's probably spam...

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    1. Re:Uh oh by iggymanz · · Score: 1, Funny

      if Jupiter has acquired one of those monolith WMD we must invade and liberate it

    2. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      just got an email from blackmonolith@langrangepoint.jupiter.com that says: ...
      It's all in caps though, so it's probably spam...



      ALL THESE DRUGS ARE YOURS EXCEPT V14GR4
      ATTEMPT TO BUY IT HERE!
      USE THEM TOGETHER
      USE THEM LONG TIME


      hmm, crappy post. let's make this anonymous.
    3. Re:Uh oh by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Dude, I just watched 2010 last night!
      What timing!

      I'm waiting for blackmonolith@langrangepoint.europa.com before I accept it as not spam though :)
      -nB

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    4. Re:Uh oh by davido42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      P.S. All your base are belong to us!

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    5. Re:Uh oh by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      One of the most masterful reinterpretations of the end of 2010 is this: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=182038 &cid=15049398

      ALL THESE WORLD ARE BELONG TO YOU EXCEPT EUROPA
      ATTEMPT NO SET YOU DOWN THERE
      USE THEM TOGETHER
      IN TIME MAKE YOUR PEACE
      HA HA HA HA

    6. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly what I thought when I saw that pic

    7. Re:Uh oh by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't Jupiter have a top-level domain? blackmonolith@L2.jupiter

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    8. Re:Uh oh by mortonda · · Score: 1

      More to the point, TCP/IP will timeout before getting to Mars, much less Jupiter.

    9. Re:Uh oh by snarkth · · Score: 1

      It's all in caps though, so it's probably spam...

          So... does SETI run spamassassin on potential messages? Do they have any false positives? Or does the spellchecker reject it outright?

        *snark*

    10. Re:Uh oh by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wonder what the chances of that are? Considering there are about a million geeks reading this, and geeks are only going to watch a small subet of all the movies out there. And there are stories about Jupiter every couple of weeks...wow, astronomical.

      Go buy a lottery ticket!

  8. Title??? by Spez · · Score: 5, Informative
    FTA (emphasis mine):

    The Little Red Spot's winds, now raging up to approximately 400 miles per hour, signal that the storm is growing stronger, according to the NASA-led team that made the Hubble observations. The increased intensity of the storm probably caused it to change color from its original white in late 2005, according to the team

    It turned red last year and now its just stronger. Please editors RTFA!!!

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    1. Re:Title??? by Danimoth · · Score: 1

      Well, it took a little time for the message to get here from there, Comcast hasn't gotten around to installing the high speed conections out there so lags still a killer.

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  9. Sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When it turns red like that, it means it is infected. Call a doctor.

    1. Re:Sick by Ignignot · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it is blushing!

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  10. ONE planet down? by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

    Well, we might be one planet down, but our Solar System can still surprise.

    Uh, Mars?

    Cheers,
    IT

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    1. Re:ONE planet down? by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1

      I think by 'one planet down' they meant one fewer, as in, Pluto no longer being a planet. ;)

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    2. Re:ONE planet down? by Servo · · Score: 1

      I thought they re-instated Pluto and added a 10th planet?

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    3. Re:ONE planet down? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      No, the Tenth Planet would be Mondas. Just watch out for the Cybermen if you go there.

    4. Re:ONE planet down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, see, if you're an astronomer, we now officially have 8 planets and 3 dwarf planets, and if you're a linguist, we have 11 planets, because dwarf planets are planets, and if you're neither, then whenever you question authority you have to remember that the people with PhDs now assert that some planets are more equal than others.

    5. Re:ONE planet down? by jd · · Score: 1

      It's ok. Those cybermen are all in bodystockings and have been subjected to endless reruns of Up Pompeii. It's the cybermen with the air-conditioning unit on the chest that you've got to watch for.

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    6. Re:ONE planet down? by macpulse · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it is still up for debate. I say leave Pluto alone dangit!

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  11. Blood of the Jupiterians? by sottitron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Once winds get up that high, nobody can hang on and they just get all mashed up into a pulp of hair teeth and eyeballs. Oh and lots and lots of blood. Those poor poor people. Somewhere Yoda just said "a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced..."

    1. Re:Blood of the Jupiterians? by nebaz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They prefer to be called Jovians.

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    2. Re:Blood of the Jupiterians? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2, Funny
      They prefer to be called Jovians.

      And if we see this Jovian carnage take place, do we call ourselves Jovians Witnesses?
  12. Not Gold Bond by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Castor oil would be better.

  13. Re:I bet by bunions · · Score: 1

    No, I think one more red planet is good for Bush. I don't think he'd be happy with more blue planets.

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  14. My theory by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    I think it was caused by increased industrial emissions by the planet's richest countries.

    1. Re:My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Rather, Jupiters terror alert level just increased.

  15. An insult to Jupitarians! by hellfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once again, a rude slashdotter assumes the only people who read slashdot are white male human computer geeks living in the United States. As a purple hermaphroditic Jupitarian meteorological geek living on Europa, I find your comment distasteful and thoughtless. When are you going to learn, you narrow-minded Terrans?!?!

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    1. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to nitpick as you are the native, but should not that be Jovian, as opposed to Jupitarian?
      -nB

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    2. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a purple hermaphroditic Jupitarian meteorological geek living on Europa

      Ugh! Eurotrash.

    3. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0

      What do you know? Do you speak fluent Giovic?

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    4. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      As a purple hermaphroditic Jupitarian meteorological geek living on Europa

      Now that's hot... You interested in a date?

    5. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by pangu · · Score: 1

      We don't care about Europa, we aren't going to land there anyway.

    6. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch your mouth, Europan! Jupitarian is derogatory and should never be used in polite society. We prefer to call ourselves Jovian.

    7. Re:An insult to Jupitarians! by Compaq_Hater · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after all we know that somtime in 2010 it is going to be renovated and turned in to a Sun.
      CH

  16. uh oh by hyperstation · · Score: 0

    she's in heat!

  17. Oh no! by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

    Changed color from white to red

    Why does this always happen on a Thursday? I'd recommend putting some cream on that, it should disappear by tomorrow, just in time for Ashley's party too (Jordan will be there, he's well yummy). Don't squeeze it though, that'll leave a scar.

  18. A troll-prone day today... by mi · · Score: 1

    Levees are bursting on Jupiter, and the increase in the number of hurricanes has been directly linked to the SUV-related climate changes brought to you by the evil corporationy Corporations.

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  19. First Pluto Now This... by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First Pluto isn't a planet NOW Jupiter doesn't have a single red spot??!??!

    Boy I can't wait to see the teeshirts and protests on this one.

    What else is going to change in the universe? What...a new president every four years? New Pepsi??? When does it end?!??!

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    1. Re:First Pluto Now This... by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Jupiter will soon be clasified as a Multi-storma-toid and not a planet. By definition (which will be in an addendum, because they always are) can have a max of 1 (one!) red spot. Any subsequent spots forming will automatically disqualify it as a planet. Good bye babe, better luck next time.
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    2. Re:First Pluto Now This... by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 1

      I believe that we need to come up with a new definition for what makes up a storm. Obviously this is NOT a storm but actually a DWARF storm.

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    3. Re:First Pluto Now This... by avirrey · · Score: 1

      =( I didn't say it was a storm... I said it was a spot (o.O)
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    4. Re:First Pluto Now This... by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 1

      Well then...DWARF spot...

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  20. Jovian scale SUV? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Levees are bursting on Jupiter, and the increase in the number of hurricanes has been directly linked to the SUV-related climate changes brought to you by the evil corporationy Corporations.

    If there's a Jovian scale SUV, Arnold will want one, bugger the new California green-house gas laws.

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  21. I've hear of that.... by revery · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've heard of that, I think it means it has TB.

  22. Little Spot's Visitor by GrayCalx · · Score: 2, Funny

    It just the little spot's monthly visitor. Probably why its been nagging the Big Red Spot so much recently. Just give her a couple days to herself; go fishing or visit that college friend in the next town over. Once you get back everything will be back to normal.

  23. What's that smell? by davido42 · · Score: 1
    What is the smell of a gas giant farting? (red sulphur, mmm)

    Who needs a wimpy planet like Pluto when you have Jupiter? Jupiter kicks extraterrestrial ass!


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  24. Apparently it's been going on for a while by Tarlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looking at those pictures of Jupiter, they're dated back to April 8th and 16th of 2006.

    It makes me wonder... Why did NASA wait half a year before making this public? What's going on with Jupiter right now?

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    1. Re:Apparently it's been going on for a while by mr_matticus · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's happening with Jupiter right now? It ate Pluto, forever ending the debate over its planetary status.

    2. Re:Apparently it's been going on for a while by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      Clearly they want to influence the elections.

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    3. Re:Apparently it's been going on for a while by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      I guess that would be one way to solve it.

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    4. Re:Apparently it's been going on for a while by suthers · · Score: 1

      Amateur astronomers have certainly known about this for a while. Some have been using webcams attached to their telescopes to record images of the spots. This has come out now simply because a scientific paper has just been published about it. Unfortunately it coincides with the time when Jupiter has passed into the Sun's glare and so cannot be seen in the night sky!

  25. Discovered by an amateur by burris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Christopher Go of Cebu City Philippines discovered earlier this year that Oval BA turned red. Chris is one of the world's premier amateur planetary imagers. Check out his page dedicated to Red Jr..

    Even in the day of the great orbiting observatories and huge ground based intereferometers, there is still room for amateurs working with modest equipment to make discoveries.

  26. Jovian Global Warming by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 1

    REUTERS - Jupiter System - Dirty hippie environmentalists all across the globe are rallying this morning in an appeal to Primal Fuxquot Xorquon to reverse her policy on atmospheric pollutants. The office of the Primal Fuxquot declined to comment, but StripePeace spokesthings stated that, "This escalation in extreme weather phenomena is a direct result of the Xorquon Administration's invasion of Io."

    Ionese vapour, which tends to gather at LaGrange points, has been diffusing into the upper Jovian atmosphere for decades. Administration officials insist this gaseous mixing is a natural process, while environmental activists maintain that the corrosive bleed-off is a direct result of increased industrial activity on the occupied moon.

    "When will the madness end? Will it take another Great Red Spot?" demanded chief hippie Starshine at a press conference this morning.

    Scientists are divided on the matter, but a recent conference at Europa issued a position paper stating in clear terms that a majority of researchers believe atmospheric stabilization is the result of hiccoughs in the orbits of the inner pebble planets. A solution would involve billions of zoltots of spending and could encompass projects as ambitious as wiping out all Earthlings.

    When pressed for comment the Earthlings this reporter was able to contact screamed and ran in terror. Updates as they develop.

  27. Obligatory.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!

  28. But it's our responsibility! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is undoubtedly mankind's fault for sending probes
    to other planets. I bet we melted the Martian polar ice
    caps as well. My relatives back on Mars are pretty pissed
    about that; I bet they retaliate soon.

  29. Thankfully, there are no red spots on Uranus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and that joke will never get old. It's just impossible.

  30. Has it also gone... by Heliode · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...from suck to blow?

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  31. The body! by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 0, Troll

    So that's where Hans hid Nina's body.

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  32. flash by rezac · · Score: 1, Funny

    The red-eye flash on the Hubble must be burnt out.

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  33. Jupiter is (in) my pants by xzqx · · Score: 1

    Funny. The little white spot in my underwear just turned to a little red spot today.

    1. Re:Jupiter is (in) my pants by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I guess you're a big girl today. Congratulations.

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    2. Re:Jupiter is (in) my pants by Khyber · · Score: 0

      You might want to go see a doctor for that!

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    3. Re:Jupiter is (in) my pants by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Ah, good old slashdot. A cum-and-blood disease joke warrants a funny mod, whereas you get screwed with a flamebait mod for cleverly turning it into a joke about the miracle of the flow. Probably some foul smelling geek who wishes he went outside enough to play druid wiccan, which he imagines would mean he gets laid more often, but in reality means he'd just be a different kind of smelly hippie.

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  34. We all know why by f4hy · · Score: 0

    Global warming. Our green house gases have increased the size of storms even on other planets.

  35. MOD THE PARENT UP! by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

    A classic Spaceballs quote cannot go de-modded.

    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die."
    --Mel Brooks.

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  36. Oh shit! by mazarin5 · · Score: 0

    The white spot on Jupiter turned red? I can't afford another kid right now!

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  37. Re:Uh oh - reinterpretation of a reinterpretation by poopie · · Score: 2, Funny

    IN AD 2010
    war was ending

    Dr. Chandra: What happen?
    HAL: Somebody set up us the monolith
    HAL: We get signal, Dave
    Dr Chanrda: What?!
    HAL: Main screen turn on
    Dr Chandra: it's you!
    Dave: How are you gentlemen?
    Monolith: All your Europa are belong to us
    Monolith: Land there are you are on the way to destruction
    Dr Chandra: What you say!!
    Monolith: You have chance to make your peace
    Dave: Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Monolith: Take off every other planet together
    Dave: Take off every Leonev
    Dr. Chandra: Move Leonev
    Hal: For great justice

  38. Re: Jupiter's Little White Spot Turns Red by alexo · · Score: 1


    I'd suggest consulting a dermatologist.

  39. Must... Fight... Bad.. Uranus... Spot... jokes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And man, does Uranus have spots!

  40. Well, at least it is the spot on Jupiter by twmcneil · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and not the spot on Uranus.

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  41. Ding! by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    Jupiter is done!
    Come get it while it's hot!

  42. Mis-spelling by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    You mis-spelled zotlots. This kind of error is frequently reduced by frobbing with just 1 tentacle.

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  43. i wonder if... by justo · · Score: 1

    it has something to do with jupiter's aurora (beautiful, isn't it?)

  44. Not down but up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    To the original poster:

      We have ten planets in our solar system. Since you can't count, I'll do it for you.

    1. Mercury
    2. Venus
    3. Earth
    4. Mars
    5. Jupiter with new red spot.
    6. Saturn, where the name Saturday came from.
    7. Uranus
    8. Neptune
    9. Pluto, Dewarf PLANET.
    10. Eris, Largest Dewarf Planet.

  45. product (RED) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its Oprah and the Product (RED) people. This will help cut down AIDS in Africa. http://www.joinred.com/

  46. I know what really caused it by Wizzerd911 · · Score: 0

    obviously global warming is increasing the storm's intensity :-P Stop driving your SUVs people or Mercury might get hotter too!

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  47. Actually... by fonetik · · Score: 1

    ...I think this means that Jupiter is pregnant.

  48. King of Pain... by mloco · · Score: 1

    There's a little red spot on Jupiter today, It's the same old thing as yester... Wait a minute. You mean it was *white* yesterday? :) Cheers, Mark

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  49. I'm suprised someone by p51d007 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    hasn't tried to pin it on Bush, Cheney, Karl Rove or some other "evil" republican. That seems to be the norm on liberal blogs anymore.

  50. Stupidity, or stupidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Well, we might be one planet down, but our Solar System can still surprise."

    I want to shoot whoever wrote that sentence.

  51. "I said... WHAT ARE THOSE GLOWY THINGS?!" by Guppy · · Score: 1

    "As a purple hermaphroditic Jupitarian meteorological geek living on Europa, I find your comment distasteful and thoughtless. When are you going to learn, you narrow-minded Terrans?!?!"

    Oh hey, glad you showed up on Slashdot. I've been meaning to ask a gas-giant dweller such as yourself something that has puzzled me greatly. What are those glowy bits?

  52. Re:I bet by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Or was astrology more the forte of the Reagans?"

    I think the religious right started burning astrologers at the stake last week.

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