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School Bans 'Tag'

GillBates0 writes "CNN is carrying a story about a school in Boston which has have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable. According to the article, some elementary schools in other states have similarly banned "unsupervised contact sports". A parent was quoted as saying that her son feels safer now and that she'd witnessed enough 'near collisions.'" See, it's not just dangerous virtual games that are harmful to children!

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  1. Simple Child Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always said that we should just chain them up in a basement until they're 18. Avoids most of the hassles associated with kids.

    1. Re:Simple Child Care by gr8whitesavage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or perhaps maybe we could lock them in some pink goo, wire them together and collect energy from them. We could keep these "children" entertained in a virtual world where computer programs will teach them everything.

    2. Re:Simple Child Care by wootest · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if they take the red pill?

    3. Re:Simple Child Care by sinistre · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And then we send them off to war.

    4. Re:Simple Child Care by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      And if they take the red pill?

      How do you think we get goth kids?

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    5. Re:Simple Child Care by ZoFreX · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe Wolfgang Priklopil was the pioneer of that tecnique... never has a man been so misunderstood... ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5280472.st m if you don't know what I'm on about)

    6. Re:Simple Child Care by diersing · · Score: 5, Funny

      My patent is pending on a giant padded hamster ball, if your balloon buffer comes to market I plan to sue you.

    7. Re:Simple Child Care by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      It amazes me that this would come from the USA. I mean, the 50 year olds act like teenagers, and they expect the children to act like adults?

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    8. Re:Simple Child Care by lisaparratt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be fair - the average goth is more likely to take both pills, and ask you if you can get them some speed.

    9. Re:Simple Child Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    10. Re:Simple Child Care by static0verdrive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah really. "Land of the Free" my ass. The kids aren't allowed to play tag?! TAG!!?

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    11. Re:Simple Child Care by harrypelles · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've always said that we should just chain them up in a basement until they're 18. Avoids most of the hassles associated with kids.

      ...Except maybe let them out to cut the grass or wash the car once in a while.

    12. Re:Simple Child Care by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And after they're eighteen, they can pass through the body scanners, look into retinal pattern id readers, submit to body cavity searches, submit to endless background checks, drug checks, be pushed into first amendment zones, get checked on secret "terrorist" watch lists, have their email and IM's read, have their mail opened, packages scanned, DNA data catalogued, car monitored by GPS tracking devices, their phones tracked every second of their lives and by extention their own movements monitored until they die.

      Sweet freedom! And that's just the people who haven't done everything. Get convicted of something and you are a prisoner for the rest of your life, if not in bricks then in opportunities.

      And WHAT ARE THE ODDS of a terrorist attack hitting anyone? What are the odds of being killed by your car? Why aren't cars illegal, then? Why aren't there driver terror lists? Alchohol watch lists? Oh, why go on.

      We've given up what it means to be free because we're terrorized cowards incapable of rational risk analysis. No sense of human rights, no idea of history not promulated by Fox News or equivalent.

      So, what's a kid gonna look forward to after they release him from the school prison but the bigger prison that we all are sharing (unless we're rich -- whole different world for them, always).

    13. Re:Simple Child Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I must be very fortunate to have survived the hundreds of games of tag I played as a kid.

      These parents would be totally horrified to know I even played contact ice hockey!! Oh the horror!!

    14. Re:Simple Child Care by IcyNeko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you, sissy parents of America, for creating the next generation of wussy kids and further enhancing the downfall of human society.

    15. Re:Simple Child Care by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hey, tag is a dangerous game. Just think, CHILDREN ARE TOUCHING EACH OTHER!!11ONE1one1! The next thing you know they will be screwing each other like rabbits in the playgrounds!
      Ok, kidding aside, I actually did manage to end up with stitches in my eyebrow from a game of tag when I was young. I went for one of those high speed turns where you grab a pole and whip around, and another pole ran right out in front of me. The last thing I recall was seeing the school upside down, sometime after that I woke up on a couch in the office. I ended up with several stitches in my left eyebrow. (Is it just me or does the needle they use to do that look awfully similar to a fishhook?)
      So, would I stop kids from playing tag because they might hurt themselves? HELL NO. It's a ton of fun, it gets kids out and running. Which, when you consider all of the health risks of kids being obese, I'll take the trade off of one or two of them getting knocked cold now and again. Also, any parent who sues over this sort of thing should be taken out and shot. Kids are going to run around and play, they are going to fall and get cuts, bruises, they will require stitches and they will break the occasional bone. This is why you have health insurance, to keep those occurances from breaking the bank. Use it as a teaching opportunity to explain why you need to be careful and GET OVER IT!

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    16. Re:Simple Child Care by Asztal_ · · Score: 4, Interesting
    17. Re:Simple Child Care by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Ok, kidding aside, I actually did manage to end up with stitches in my eyebrow from a game of tag when I was young."

      Stiches, scraped knees and broken limbs are part of being a kid. You learned from your stitches. It took me more stitches - but i eventually learned.

      We shouldn't take the learning experiences away from kids.

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    18. Re:Simple Child Care by Jonny_eh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget that when children get hurt, they often recover much quicker and more fully than an adult would with a similar injury. Evolution has created children to be more 'durable' than adults, for whatever reason. Kids need to get hurt and do stupid things, it teaches them what NOT to do in the future. When I was 8 I tried doing something stupid on the monkey bars, got hurt, recovered, never tried it again.

    19. Re:Simple Child Care by icedcool · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I hear that. If I have kids, I'm gonna make sure there tough as nails. "Whats that? You dont like green beans? Well I guess you dont want dinner tonight. Oh you want them now? Timmy wanted them.... there gone now." They'll never complain about anything. Ever.

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    20. Re:Simple Child Care by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah really. "Land of the Free" my ass. The kids aren't allowed to play tag?! TAG!!?

      This IS Massachusetts we're talking about - the nanny state of all nanny states.
      Their Senators are named Kennedy and Kerry.
      'Nuff said.

    21. Re:Simple Child Care by object88 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok, kidding aside, I actually did manage to end up with stitches in my eyebrow from a game of tag when I was young.

      And now, if you're lucky, you've got a cool scar across your eyebrow, which says your dangerous, and might help you get laid some day. Think of the adults-to-be! Encourage kids to play tag, injure themselves, and maybe they, too, will get lucky down the road.

      Sadly, my dropped-bench-on-my-toenail-injury doesn't work. Good thing I'm married!

    22. Re:Simple Child Care by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've always said that we should just chain them up in a basement until they're 18.

      It puts the lotion on the skin, else it gets the hose again?

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    23. Re:Simple Child Care by Palshife · · Score: 4, Funny

      My kids will play a variant of paintball without the gun but keeping the goggles. I'll call it goggles...game...thing. Whatever. It's safer.

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    24. Re:Simple Child Care by geobeck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you, sissy parents of America...

      To amend your statement: Thank you, opportunistic lawyers, wussy judges, and uninformed juries of America for creating a sue-me state that makes a simple game of tag a serious legal liability.

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    25. Re:Simple Child Care by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Funny
      And then we send them off to war.

      We send them to play Tag over there, so we don't have to play it here?

      (seriously though, your post: +5 OUCH)

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    26. Re:Simple Child Care by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why aren't cars illegal, then? Why aren't there driver terror lists? Alchohol watch lists?

      dude, booze and cars are great sources of tax revenue. if you could get terra-ists to pay enough in taxes and have their own lobby on capitol hill, boards of education would teach kids how to make bombs in shop class.

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    27. Re:Simple Child Care by 955301 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What are you on? This said Boston, not America. Please go through your own country's (If it's not the US and your not just a self-deprecating troll) municipal laws and be sure they *ALL* make sense before referring to an entire population of people as one big lump of stupidity.

      But there's no way I would treat my kid with kid gloves.

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    28. Re:Simple Child Care by dan828 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You guys have nothing on California. A local school here has a "peaceful playground," which doesn't allow competitive playing or running of any sort.

    29. Re:Simple Child Care by minion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be fair - the average goth is more likely to take both pills, and ask you if you can get them some speed.
       
      At least they'd choose... An emo kid would just cry in a corner faced with a decision like that... (or a decision as to what condiment they want on their veggie burger)

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    30. Re:Simple Child Care by fifedrum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      new york state parks with pools have diving boards. use 'em all the time. Many private campgrounds I visit also have them. most schools have them, around here at least. the only place I see diving restricted is where the water is shallow, i.e. 4' pool.

      If you want a "man's hobby" for your childen, get into historical reenacting. They can learn to shoot a gun, dress in military uniforms, pretend to kill people, cook food over an open fire, and camp under the stars all in the same day. If you join something like a competitive target shooters club, they can fire live rounds at targets too. In fact, there are clubs that fire live artillery rounds. That's a real man's hobby. Forget bowling.

      aside from that, my son came home with a paper card game from 1st grade the other day. It was basically "war" just with number cards no face cards, so they could recognize 0 through 10 dots in different configurations on a page, and learn to quickly tell the difference between the numbers. Anyway, he proceeds to divide up the cards equally, 2 number 10s for you, 2 for me, 2 number 9s for you, 2 for me etc. I immediately got angry and lept to the conclusion that the directions make the game attempt to be "fair" rather than "random" as you would expect, and that it was more soft-peddling the games to our kids, and started to blame the teacher... then I read the directions. The directions were war, shuffle the deck, hand out cards randomly etc. Infact he was stacking the deck so he would win, there were actually 5 of each card. He was keeping the extras to ensure victory.

      I wasn't sure if I should be proud he had figured out how to stack the deck, or be mad he cheated, thankful our local school district hadn't softened to the point of game-neutrality or what to think. So I thought them all at the same time, and proceeded to kick his ass in cards after shuffling. Only, as any good random card game like war is, he won the 2nd game without difficulty.

      Then we went downstairs and played missle command, to teach him that life isn't like random car games, you win a few you lose a few, in fact, you win win until your cities go up in smoke.

    31. Re:Simple Child Care by clayanderson · · Score: 5, Informative

      So let's do what we do best: /. 'em.

      Write to the principal who implemented this rule: gheppe@attleboroschools.com

      And to her boss, the superintendent: pdurkin@attleboroschools.com

      And to anyone else you can find on this page: http://profiles.doe.mass.edu/home.asp?mode=so&ot=5 &o=68&so=70-6

    32. Re:Simple Child Care by geobeck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except sit in front of the TV getting fatter playing video games.

      Not for long. You just know someone is going to sue the major video game companies for childhood obesity, and some wussy judge is going to allow the suit to proceed... and, of course, some uninformed jury is going to award millions to the plaintiff, who was only a victim of his own inability to get his ass off the couch once in a while.

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    33. Re:Simple Child Care by Oronar · · Score: 2
      My middle school had rules against us running. They were generally ignored and the only consequence was getting yelled at, but the rules were in place.

      Heck, even during field day(day we spend outside in a make-shift carnival) whatever the major game was, they let everyone win. It was really annoying.
      "You're all winners!"

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    34. Re:Simple Child Care by Deagol · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So, would I stop kids from playing tag because they might hurt themselves? HELL NO. It's a ton of fun, it gets kids out and running. Which, when you consider all of the health risks of kids being obese, I'll take the trade off of one or two of them getting knocked cold now and again. Also, any parent who sues over this sort of thing should be taken out and shot. Kids are going to run around and play, they are going to fall and get cuts, bruises, they will require stitches and they will break the occasional bone. This is why you have health insurance, to keep those occurances from breaking the bank. Use it as a teaching opportunity to explain why you need to be careful and GET OVER IT!

      Just to add some prospective (and play devil's advocate), try this on for size: Most children are required to attend school. That includes those too poor to afford the one-off medical expense or insurance. What happens when one of those kids winds up in a freak collision with a pole or another kid? The parents are pretty much screwed.

      Now my family has chosen a lifestyle of voluntary simplicty. I work (from home) enough to pay the bills, put food on the table, and a little extra for misc expenses. We don't have insurance for ourselves or our two kids. While it's not really necessary for us to take advantage of, the kids receive free lunches (to put the financials into perspective). Near the start of school this year, we got this private insurance thingy just for while the kids are in school. It read (paraphrased): "Your school does not cover medical expenses for incidents on school grounds, so for $72/year, you can insure for yadda-yadda-yadda...".

      I declined. Not that I couldn't afford it, but out of principle. I said, "Fuck that! They make school compulsory, so they will cover any any injuries as a result of them being there." I don't loose any sleep over it -- kids are tough and all but the most sever injuries would result in a confrontation with the school district over whether they should cover the expenses. If it's a result of my kids being stupid, then I'll suck it up. But if it's from some *other* kid being dumb, or negligence on the school's part (ice on the sidewalk, wet floor, class-time activities like P.E.),then I'll pursue it.

      Sure, shit happens. Kids will be kids, and my own offspring (8 and 11) do dumb-assed things like all kids. However, the fact is that some kids are real monsters (I'm sure we've all seen a peer of our kids and thought, "Someone needs to put that little shit over their knee and teach them some manners!"), and being artifically exposed to an unnaturally high concentration of kids will statistically result in more injuries. Given that, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect the schools to cover medical expenses from such injuries.

      So, in the context of my post, I can see why a school my make the fiscal decision to ban rough forms of play. Hell, it may even be the result of a pain-in-the-ass liability insurance policy the school uses. I still think it's stupid, though. Shit happens, and misc medical expenses should just be in the school district's budget. The relatively high availability of insurance is the reason such stupid-simple medical cost so damned much, as it artificially raises what the consumers can bear, but that's best left for another rant.

    35. Re:Simple Child Care by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just pass a law that parents can't use the public legal system to sue public schools?

      That's a great idea. The local schools here are run by absolute crooks and your proposed idea would allow them to hire child molesters too.

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    36. Re:Simple Child Care by smaddox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am pretty sure child molesting is not a civil offence... i.e. you will go to jail for it - not be sued for it.

    37. Re:Simple Child Care by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank *YOU*, bullies of America, for pretending it's the lawyers' fault for taking away your excuses to kick the tar out of other kids in so-called "tag", "dodgeball", and "touch football" that too often led to serious fights because they were considered "safe" and no one could be bothered to supervise them.

      The problem isn't the games. It's the failure, or refusal, to supervise and keep the games within the most basic rules. I've supervised touch football, and played it, and learned harsh lessons when I was a kid about how bullies would twist it into a chance to take out their aggression on other kids, without repercussion. My players played clean or sat out the game: one dirty player's parents even tried to get me suspended for interfering in their drive for him to win, but I'd already gotten the head coach to notice the problem and he backed me up at the meeting.

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    38. Re:Simple Child Care by nhavar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well the government is just being efficient by cutting out the middle man. I mean why would any kid need to learn all of those life lessons if the government can just tell them the right thing to do from the start. Don't play tag you'll get hurt. Don't do drugs you'll feed the terrorists. Don't play video games you'll kill someone. It's all very simple. If we have a rule for everything then you don't need choices.

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  2. WTF? by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do these people seriously expect stopping kids touching each other is going to stop them getting hurt?

    Kids are very simple life forms, they don't have a firm grasp of logic and hence do stupid things which get them hurt. This is a basic fact of life and if you repress it you make adults who do the same because they never learnt any better.

    How the hell can any school know so little about children but have them for so long..

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    1. Re:WTF? by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These kids will turn into very fragile adults.

    2. Re:WTF? by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do these people seriously expect stopping kids touching each other is going to stop them getting hurt?

      Do they still get transported to school in motor vehicles?

      Kids are very simple life forms, they don't have a firm grasp of logic and hence do stupid things which get them hurt.

      In other words, they take after their parents.

    3. Re:WTF? by rbf2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can tell a kid not to touch a hot stove as much as you'd like, but they're not going to actually learn it themselves until they touch the hot stove and burn themselves. It's going to be painful, but it's a message they are going to remember.

      If a child goes through life placidly believing what their parents tell them, as good as the advice may be, that child is going to grow up to be a worker bee, not challenging authority, just following orders. Kids need to learn to push boundaries, that is the only way they are going to get ahead.

    4. Re:WTF? by waif69 · · Score: 2

      If kids don't fall and get hurt, scraped up, bumped or bruised then they won't know what to do or how to deal with it as an adult. Damn liberal commies!

    5. Re:WTF? by rwven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All this is going to do is leave the kids with more energy after recess which in turn makes them more disruptive. Their discipline problems will probably increase...

    6. Re:WTF? by buswolley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Getting hurt is a valuable experience to children. While I do not support a quota system be enforced, I do believe that if a child is never allowed to discover the pain associated with life, to be over-protected ninnies, then how can we trust them to make hard decisions in the future? Kids need to play. They need to skin their knees, break their finger, because it tells them in a strong way that actions have consequences.

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    7. Re:WTF? by rabbitfood · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How the hell can any school know so little about children but have them for so long..

      It's much the same in the UK, and I'll bet there's the dank and clammy hand of the insurance industry behind this. To be fair, schools are probably wistfully nostalgic of the days when they could spend money on books and stuff, rather than having to shell out for lawyers every time some chancer with a bruised kid hires a shyster. This sort of initiative is probabably a desperate attempt to reclaim those halcyon days, regardless of how ridiculous it looks. They'll lose, naturally, but democracy seems to involve letting insurance companies dictate the rules of acceptable behaviour. In theory, this should be left to legislators, but they've got less money and don't seem able to hire the talent.

    8. Re:WTF? by WatchTheTramCarPleas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My high-school's superintendent was a "Doctor of Child Psychology" yet his decisions never actually reflected an understanding of a child/adolescent's mind. I can recall several times where he has lied about the motives of a move in school policy to the student body, thinking we weren't smart enough to see through it. These kids will be able to see though this school's stupidity; if not now then very soon. I always find it funny when the same people who praise a classes brains go and do something assuming the ignorance and inability to think of that same class. This kind of thing also is adding to our declining education in America. More and more students are treated as cattle sent to pasture between different fields (classrooms). The students can no longer feel any ownership to the school as there once was and if you can't feel connected to the school you really aren't going to care if your assistant principal wags his finger at you.

    9. Re:WTF? by Woldry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... and so will the Ritalin prescriptions.

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    10. Re:WTF? by lymond01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Newsflash: The schools aren't worried about the kids. Teachers have been around long enough to know that kids bounce when they fall and heal quickly if they get hurt. Schools are afraid of the parents and the great American lawsuit.

    11. Re:WTF? by Dragon+of+the+Pants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. Kids are supposed to bang their knees, scrape their elbows, along countless other very minor injuries. All this is doing is setting them up for a life where the smallest pain is going to bring tears, even as an adult.

    12. Re:WTF? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They'll lose, naturally, but democracy seems to involve letting insurance companies dictate the rules of acceptable behaviour.

      Naw, naw, democracy is where you let politicians pandering for votes in the run up to an election dictate the rules of acceptable behavior.

      Capitalism is where insurance companies get to dictate what you do. I know that capitalistic and democratic ideas are strongly tied together in the West, but anyone who follows capitalism and allows insurance companies to dictate terms will experience the same thing even if they aren't a democracy.

      Of course, being both a democracy and capitalist economy, we get the joy of having both pandering politicians and insurance companies telling us what to do. Though I'll admit that at least the politicians have some connection to the desires of the electorate, no matter how skewed.

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    13. Re:WTF? by hcob$ · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If kids don't fall and get hurt, scraped up, bumped or bruised then they won't know what to do or how to deal with it as an adult. Damn liberal commies!
      Minus the last sentance, this is actually a very wise statement. Children need to be protected from death and serious injury. They don't need to be protected from filing a lawsuit against someone who is watching them because the child falls down.

      I have a hypothesis that much of the adrenialine-junkie, self destrcutive behaviour that has become a staple of American life is due in large part to overprotection of our children.
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    14. Re:WTF? by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I was at a steam powered festival this past weekend (Rough and Tumble near Lancaster, PA). There was a father or grandfather walking through with his children or grandchildren looking at all the neat steam powered devices. We were in a barn full of smaller engines, all whirring and puffing steam. Steam equipment generally needs to be oiled continually so there were gravity fed glass vials of oil all over the machine -- one of which was leaking slightly. The kid put out a finger to touch the trail of oil leaking down the side of the machine, and the adult said "You don't want to touch that, but if you feel you have to, go ahead and do it". The child paused and tapped the oil... and the very hot metal behind it. Minor burn and a major lesson.

      Tiny lessons like this throughout childhood is what makes for responsible adults with common sense. Good to see that the schools have officially stated that they have no plans to teach responsibility, common sense, social skills or empathy, all lessions learned on the playground.

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    15. Re:WTF? by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If a child goes through life placidly believing what their parents tell them, as good as the advice may be, that child is going to grow up to be a worker bee, not challenging authority, just following orders.

      Near as I can tell, this is a design goal of the current school system. See: Dickens.

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    16. Re:WTF? by Glacial+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think this will also increase the likelihood of these kids becoming very fat adults.

      A large portion of the physically fit people I know are physically fit because we like playing/competing in sports. I wonder how many of these kids who might otherwise get interested in a physical activity will shy away from them because their school tells them they are too dangerous? I wonder how many of these kids "saved from the dangers of physical activity" will end up dying from a heart attack? If there can be lawsuits against McDonalds for making kids fat, I think there can be lawsuits against a school for making kids fat. Maybe if there are enough of these lawsuits then kids will be able to have fun again.

    17. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is the inevitable result of big government, and if you ask me, an objective as well. The bigger the government (in terms of both revenue and power over the people), the less personal responsibility, and as a result, the more business for the power elite.

      Given the choice between (1) individuals solving problems on their own, bypassing the enormous, costly apparatus of the state, and (2) individuals running to government at the first hint of a problem -- which benefits the power elite more? (As if that question needs to be asked!) The truth is that personal responsibility and power don't mix. Imagine if everyone lived by the principle of personal responsibility, asking nothing of government except to simply enforce the principle of voluntary association -- what's in that for government?

      There's a reason why every year there are thousands more laws on the books than the year before. There's a reson why the US government of today dwarfs the US government of only 50, let alone 100 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people. If the objective wasn't to make fragile, tattle-tale zombies out of unique, thinking individuals, then they sure had me fooled.

    18. Re:WTF? by WillyPete · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course you're correct, but that not what this is about. The root problem is the adults, and the reflex to ligitigation that has swamped the U.S. legal system. If courts stopped handing over millions of school (tax) dollars to parents of every kid with a bee sting, they wouldn't have to cover their hindquarters this way.

      Yet here we are, the intelligentsia of the present, blaming the school for something it shouldn't have to worry about in the first place.

      The best solution I can imagine would be a "loser pays" system, whether only those truly liable would be punished through the legal process. At present, both sides are financially penalized, and a wealthy litigant (or one with political support) can run a public school into the ground. In these circumstances, the school is perfectly understandable in it's efforts to prevent behavior that creates complaints and lawsuits.

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    19. Re:WTF? by steveo777 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Are you referring to Hard Times? Dickens was a magnificent author, and was horrified that the government was allowing the schools to take away the ability of a student to make an error. Stuff like the article is what he was writing about. Let kids be kids. Just make sure they know there are consequences to be paid if they intentionally do something that they shouldn't. None of this, "Timmy, if you don't stop pulling your sister's hair I'll count to three and give you a time out." shit.. If the kid knows what he/she is doing is wrong, then he/she can be punished.


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    20. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The future of slashdot is now assured.

    21. Re:WTF? by leonardluen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i bet this kid does feels safer now...when all the other kids, who no longer have an avenue to outlet their energy by playing tag, beat this kid to a pulp because he got them all banned from playing tag.

    22. Re:WTF? by Knuckles · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is the inevitable result of big government

      If you actually correlate government size/responsibilities with overprotection of kids, I think you will come to very different conclusions. (Hint: this stuff happens in the US and never in Europe)

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    23. Re:WTF? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it's a good argument that sports are a good way to encourage lifelong physical fitness. At some point in life you will need to start getting daily excersize on your own even when you're not able to compete or can't get a team together. That's usually where most people, myself included, start to have problems. If it's just you, and the team isn't depending on you...it's easy to slip. Independence has long been missing from education, but I think it's the source of at least two problem articles on /. now.

      Anyhow not being allowed to run in recess is not new. In NYC public schools (at least the ones I went to) we were not allowed to run. Of course we did it, but it usually ended in the teacher chasing you down and making you sit in a corner for a few minutes to "settle down". It wasn't until junior high or high school when there was organized PE that we got any real excersize (still no football or tag). Those programs were good, they taught exersizes that we could/should do on our own to maintain our bodies. That's what is truly needed.

      The point of the article isn't lost on me...lawsuits for "kids being kids" are ridiculous. I just don't think this is a compelling counter-argument.

    24. Re:WTF? by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have never spoken truer words.

      I can still remember it. I must have been 6 or so at the time. I wanted to see if a burner on the stove was hot. Have no idea why, but I wanted to know. So I laid my hand on it. It was hot. I have been much more circumspect ever since.

      So I get old and have my own son. We move into a house with a wood burning, fireplace insert type stove. BIG chunk of very hot steel sitting at one side of the room. I still remember the pain from that hot stove, and I could imagine Robert falling and landing with his face against the fireplace insert (that's what clumsy kids do). I heated up the fireplace, held my sons hand within mine and held it close to the hot steel. Only after I felt some pain did I let him go, and my hand was closer than his. Then we got to have a good talk about how "near the fireplace" was not where we should play.

      He had to feel the pain in order to learn, but not as bad as I felt it. Bumps, scrapes, bruises, etc. are a necessary part of learning about the world around us. Games like tag let us learn without causing permanent damage. Unfortunately, kids from this school will get to learn the implications of E=mc^2 only after getting a driver's liscense.

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    25. Re:WTF? by Tack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Children need to be protected from death and serious injury. They don't need to be protected from filing a lawsuit against someone who is watching them because the child falls down.
      This isn't about protecting the children. It's the schools covering their own asses from lawsuit-happy soccer moms who who are looking to blame someone when their child falls off the teeter-totter. This ban on tag is retarded, but not nearly as retarded as some of the moronic lawsuits I've seen not just filed, but won. I am sympathetic with the schools here.
    26. Re:WTF? by Tesla+Tank · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry to nitpick, but I believe you meant E=(1/2)(mv^2).

    27. Re:WTF? by Senzei · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While I half agree with what your saying I think "it's hot don't touch" could of been learnt better in less dangerous ways.
      Actually, I think that was the perfect way to teach it. Just letting the kid touch it with no warning gives them the opportunity to do it without caution. Telling them not to do it just spikes curiosity. Telling them they don't want to, but do it anyways if you want, ensures that they (probably) do it but are at least cautious. Same lesson, less pain. They even learn that adults at least occassionally know what the hell they are talking about.
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    28. Re:WTF? by Stauf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rocket cars. He meant his kids would have rocket cars.

    29. Re:WTF? by planetmn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I've been told, waivers, permissions slips, etc. are worth about as much as the paper they are written on, maybe not even that much. Basically, if a parent wants to sue, they're going to sue, and they will claim that they weren't adequately informed of the dangers, didn't have legal counsel, etc.

      There's a lot of blaming the schools in this discussion, but the real problem is with society. We allowed it to get this bad.

      -dave

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  3. The never ending march ... by SengirV · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... of the pussification of America.

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    1. Re:The never ending march ... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this has a direct 'colombine effect'. Kids that are uncomfortable when they are near or in physical contact other children are IMHO more likely to lash out in extreme ways, such as with weapons. Boys especially need to let off this type of steam.... the more 'alone' we become the more trapped we are in our minds.

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    2. Re:The never ending march ... by LehiNephi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe you mean a Nation of Wimps. Definitely a good read.

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    3. Re:The never ending march ... by Khomar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A parent was quoted as saying that her son feels safer now and that she'd witnessed enough "near collisions".(emphasis added)

      A couple points here: First, I am so tired of hearing parents saying what their children feel. Does her son really feel safer, or does he just say he does because it makes mom happy?

      Also, note that the concern comes from the mother. Now I will probably be labelled sexist here, but this just brings up the differences between the sexes (yes, to all of you college professors and students lost in the realm of theory and academia, there is a difference between men and women). Women are inherently protective because security is very important to them. It is called nuturing. It gives them the incredible gift of motherhood which helps children feel safe and protected. Men, on the other hand, tend to be harder and push their children. They are the ones who encourage their sons to make a solid tackle next time instead of just a glancing blow. They are also the ones that encourage their children to take chances. For men, it is all about status and fulfillment. The fact is that both the mother and father are necessary to the proper upbringing of children. All children need to feel safe, but they also need to learn that taking risks is okay. They need both in order to grow up to be well-adjusted adults.

      Unfortunately, over the past thirty or forty years, our society has demeaned fathers and promoted mothers. Fathers are portrayed in the media as stupid, aloof, or cruel. Men are looked down upon for being who they are as our whole society loses the ability to take chances. Women, in trying to make men into images of themselves, are now finding that they can no longer find "real men". I wonder why. This instance is a case in point. Notice that it is the mother who is concerned about the issue. It is the mother who has pushed this agenda until the school backed down. The father has been rendered powerless -- or has allowed himself to become powerless.

      Two things need to happen here if things are to turn around. First, men need to involve themselves in their children's lives. Their role is just as important as the mother's in raising children. Teach your sons to be men, and teach your daughters what kind of men that she be attracted to. Second, women need to allow men to take the role they were meant to play as a true partner in the relationship. No more cheap potshots at men, and no demeaning them infront of their children. Couples need to come together and support each other, and we as a society need to recognize the differences and strengths of both mothers and fathers and support them.

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    4. Re:The never ending march ... by Gordo_1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fathers are portrayed in the media as stupid, aloof, or cruel.

      You must've been watching Fox's Sunday night line-up again.

      Funny? Oh definitely, but did you ever stop to think about what message these programs send about fathers in general? It practically goes without notice in our culture that mothers are are portrayed as the only legitimate stabilizing force while fathers and their "caveman impulses" are to be ridiculed. Think about that next time you watch the "Four fathers of comedy" or whatever they call it.

  4. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would think the number of teachers in the U.S. molesting school children would be a bigger priority than protecting them from a game of tag.

    1. Re:Hmm. by hazem · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry... we have a congressional page program for any kid that wants to be molested.

    2. Re:Hmm. by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, but Clinton left.

      All an intern can get nowadays is e-mail discussions of being molested.

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  5. This isn't really new by jbrader · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was in elemetary schoo in the late 80's they wouldn't let us play touch footbal at recess. But then during P.E. they would make us play dodgeball.

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    1. Re:This isn't really new by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, and that's American football, not Soccer.

      So Rugby for pussies, then? ;)

  6. This is just taking things too far by stevey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes some children are going to play games and get injured, but this is insane.

    I chipped two of my front teeth when I fell over in school aged 11, but my parents would have been laughed at had they decided to sue the school.

    I'm sure there are probably (too many) rules about schools nowadays relating to who is in charge, or responsible for the pupils, etc. But at the end of the day accidents happen when you're a child.

    Its about time people stopped talking to lawyers at the drop of a hat. Sadly it seems that even the UK is going in that direction.

    1. Re:This is just taking things too far by drspliff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I was in primary school (say about the age of 8 or 9) somebody tried practicing a flying ninja judo super kick on me (yeah man), so I went flying backwards and nearly cracked my skull on a box behind me.

      So.. standing there, crying, blood spurting out of my head... and only like a month before the school had enforced a policy that none of the teachers could apply bandages or provide medical aid unless they'd gone through the right training course (which only one or two had done) and can't phone an ambulance without the parents permission.

      At the time all the parents thought it was absolutely stupid.. sure kids get hurt, scape knees, fall over & bash teeth... but the people who are _legally_ supposed to be supervising us weren't allowed to do anything.

      In the end I had to go and sit down in the staff room with a towel wrapped around my head so I didn't drip everwhere until my dad could get away from work, it took about 30 minutes... then another 30 minutes waiting in triage to be seen.

      It's bullshit, and it's only getting worse... I fear within 5 years the UK will have schools doing similar things, which is just degredating society.

      Had it been more serious I could've ended up with brain damage because of these stupid policies.

      My two cents...

  7. Free country, my ass! by bwalling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We call this a free country, but lawsuits have scared everyone into ridiculous rules and restrictions. We shouldn't be allowed to talk about freedom when we are imprisoning ourselves even in the areas the government isn't. I'm tired of all the reasonable things I'm not allowed to do because some organization's insurance company doesn't like or some fool sued someone. Maybe I just didn't notice this stuff when I was younger, but it seems ridiculous anymore.

  8. Oh gods.... by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was going to write up a witty retort to all of this, but I think its far simpler just to call these people fucking idiots and get back to work.

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  9. Attleboro, MA <> Boston, MA by el_gordo101 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Attleboro, MA is not in Boston as the posting states, it is a small city south of Boston.

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  10. We'd reach new heights of absurdity... by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but we can't, because that would involve taking the stairs, and someone might get hurt.

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  11. This is soo sad, its not even funny.. by Sassinak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, it is funny.. *checking my calender to see if its april 1st*

    Come on, the classic game of tag has been played in various forms, seemingly, for ever. With few to almost none getting hurt. My goodness, we are are rasing a bunch of whiny little snots who can't even take a little bruse. What, I wonder will they do, be when they grow up. (best friends with lawyers or a lawyer themselves I suspect, where NOTHING is ever their fault).

    Sheez.. stuff like this gets me sick.

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  12. Jesus Allah and Muhammed by Hubbell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is this country coming to? Being a kid is ABOUT getting hurt. I can't even count all the times I fell off my bike during games as a kid where we'd just ride around the neighborhood trying to knock/ram each other off our bikes. Or the times I've fallen out of a tree flat on my back unable to get up for 5-10minutes cause the wind was knocked out of me. Kids are SUPPOSED to get hurt, and to either learn from their mistakes or just go right back at it cause it's fun and they learned that the consequences do not outweigh the gain, which is fun and a good time.

  13. Not the sport, the spray by courtarro · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're talking about the spray. Haven't you seen the commericals? The guy practically gets pummeled by women. It's really dangerous and I hope they put a stop to it. Think of the single adults!

    1. Re:Not the sport, the spray by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think of the single adults!

      Oh, I will. I'll also include some of the married ones, too...

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  14. And its not the body spray by geemon · · Score: 3, Funny

    After being inundated with all of those 'TAG' body spray commercials that show various teenage boys getting mobbed by teenage girls and being hit on my the teenage girs' moms, my first thought after reading the title was "Wow, that stuff must really work if they are having to ban it from schools!"

    And then I read the article summary and find it is just the schoolyard game. Too bad - I was hoping for some interesting reading describing just how well that stuff worked.

  15. I hate to make gender-based.. by jvagner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ..generalizations, I do. But I have a 2.75 yo son and I take him to the playground 3-4 days per week (his mom, the rest of the time). There's a fairly significant divide between how men and women treat their children at the playground. Dads tend to hang back, contributing support and help as kids need them (and to be sure, too many fathers hang on the park bench the whole time and can't be bothered to participate at all). Mom's hover, ensuring the kid never suffers a risky moment.

    Those kids tend to have less certain notions of what's possible, what isn't, and what's just plain stupid. Some of those kids certainly got it in the nature-equation - meaning those parents may, in fact, have some reason to be fearful. Plenty of other kids are developing much shallower skills with respect to falling and not falling.

    So, to wrap up with another generalization, it's more likely a mother would feel relieved at this ridiculous development than a father.

  16. Fat Kids & ADD by businessnerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And you wonder why the United States has an obesity problem that seems to be getting worse with the younger generations. They keep banning everything that gives them any excercise. The reason tag is so great is because it is so simple and meets an immediate need for hyperactive kids (read "all kids") to release all of that energy being balled up while they are sitting still in class and also starts them off young with a good perception of excercise. No wonder so many kids are "diagnosed" with ADD and put in special classes these days. In my day (born in '83) when a kid couldn't sit still in class, they would have him/her do some laps around the playground instead of pumping him full of drugs. After a couple laps the kid was more than happy to sit still and listen. Playing tag on the playground was the only thing keeping those kids attentive. Now they are told that all running and chasing activities are too dangerous, so therefore sports and excercise must be too dangerous, therefore, I should sit inside and simulate it on an xbox or ps[#] eating candy to occupy my time.

    Seriously I think my head is going to explode

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  17. Obligitory George Carlin Quote by scourfish · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German.

  18. A Modest Proposal . . . by Orange+Crush · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only is this a brilliant idea from a liability standpoint, preventing children from engaging in these sorts of dangerous games can reduce bruising and other possible damage during their critical growth period.

    I propose that schoolchildren not be allowed to move at all. They should be hung via sturdy cloth from the ceiling, thus immobilized, and fed heartily whilst at school. I have been assured by a very knowing gentleman of my acquaintance in Boston, that a young healthy schoolchild well-fed is at elementary school age a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled . . .

  19. Elem. students should ALWAYS be supervised by davidwr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never been in a school that had unsupervised playground time. An adult was ALWAYS watching.

    Now, if they are banning kid-organized tag games, that's just plain silly and harmful to their mental, emotional, physical, and social development.

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  20. hello overreaction by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And no, I'm not referring to the ONE school in Boston.

    I'm talking about the millions of people who will view the acts of a few schools around the country as the downfall of American society.

    The problem these schools are seeking to resolve is this: They have all the responsibility for what happens to your little angel/monster but none of the parental immunity that comes with it.

    Little Susie gets hurt playing a neighborhood game of tag. Nobody sues her parents. If little Susie gets hurt playing a school yard game of tag. The parents can sue the school.

    The parents might not win, but who wants to be sued for something that can be avoided?

    P.S. The difference between PE & recess is that you usually have to sign a waiver f liability for athletics.

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    1. Re:hello overreaction by BoberFett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except this is not overreacting. While this single event isn't the downfall of the US, it's a part of the attitude that nobody is ever at fault, it's always somebody else. Following closely is the idea that if it's somebody elses fault, then somebody owes the victim millions of dollars. While gross negligence has always been and should continue to be actionable, there's no reason that things which are truly accidents should be.

      To take it even further, I can see how the victim mentality that our legal system has fostered has extended to areas beyond suing anybody for anything. I mean, surely our foreign policy can't be to blame for terrorist attacks. It must be Saddam's fault. Let's sue him. I mean bomb him.

    2. Re:hello overreaction by Shadowlore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem these schools are seeking to resolve is this: They have all the responsibility for what happens to your little angel/monster but none of the parental immunity that comes with it.

      Time for a parent to speak up here. Tell me about parental immunity versus government immunity. You spank your kid, you go to jail. Teacher spanks your kid they might get a talking to. You take on educating your kid and s/he doesn't do "well enough" on mandatory tests: you face child abuse allegations and a visit from CPS (seen it happen to others, and some states have this in their law books). Teacher "educates" your child but child fails to do "well enough" in the same (or easier) mandatory tests: well it was the kid's fault.

      So don't tell me that parents have soem sort of magical immunity when the reality of the comparison is that parents' rights have been gutted by the very people promoting and mandating the poor performing "we are not responsible for your child's education" government schools. The courts have decided that the government schools have no responsibility to teach anything.

      And this isn't limited to one or a handful of schools. It is many schools. Fellow parents report this happening at various schools from around the country. It is also a combination of this and otehr similar actions that lead to a problem. A key problem is that those making the decisions tend to not be parents and have a vested interest in parents not participating,

      It legally dates back at least to when the courts decided schools were acting 'in loco parentis' - in the place of parents. Yet even this is shirked when it suits them,

      This is all exacerbated by the so-called teacher's unions and the career path and prerequisites for advancement. None of it is performance oriented at all, and those who dedicate less and less time to teaching will advance quicker.

      I also don't belive this to be motivated by the lawsuit threat. However, if these activities are banned that means the teachers and playground supervisors have much less to do, right?

      I know there are damned good teachers. But they are the minority, a very very small minority.

      P.S. The difference between PE & recess is that you usually have to sign a waiver f liability for athletics.
      Have yet to see a waiver need to be signed for playing any sport in PE classes. If you don't sign a waiver for your child to be in PE athletics do they get excused from PE? After all, PE is athletics.

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  21. Can't normal people get on with their lives? by cowscows · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems that we hear about two kinds of parents now-a-days. Ones who neglect their children so completely that the kids lose all sense of perspective and discipline and then go out and hurt innocent people. On the other hand there's a bunch of ridiculously over-protective parents who try to coddle their children every step of their lives, freaking out if the most minor of misfortune comes across their precious future.

    As is often the case, the majority of average, decent, middle of the road parents/children are dealing with the consequences of vocal extremes. On one hand, we have unsupervised kids causing all sorts of problems, and resulting zero-tolerence policies in schools where even a minor, accidental infraction can cause a serious interruption in the education even of a model student. On the other hand, we have over-supervised kids whos parents live in so much fear for their child that neither that kid nor their classmates can act like children are supposed to act.

    A normal child with decent parents will take some bumps and bruises as he/she grows up, and will end up stronger for it. While getting hurt is not pleasant, it's often an excellent learning experience. You learn that not only will certain things result in pain, but also that bad things are going to happen in your life, and you need to learn to cope with it. Denying a child the chance to learn such things is not good parenting.

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  22. Homeschool ..... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Homeschool .... it's the only way to get an education these days.

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    1. Re:Homeschool ..... by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can see homeschool working for parents who dedicate themselves to teaching as best they can, providing a reasonable structure, exposing the kids to a wide variety of subjects and experiences, as well as socializing them with other kids.

      Too many parents use homeschool as a means to get their kids away from the "godless liberals and queers" in public school and teach them that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church and little else outside of religious dogma.

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  23. I'm a parent, and my son has bruises. by RingDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Someone call child services. I play "chase" with my 2 1/2 year old son. We bounce on the couch. We jump on the bed. We have tickle fights.

    In the last week my son has earned him self probably 5 new bruises, a stubbed toe, a face plant on the coffee table, and too many trips, flops, crashes, bangs, ouchies, and other bumps to mention. Mom and Dad are right there, we intervien if he gets into a dangerous situation (ie: playing in the kitchen when we're cooking, climbing the back of the couch/chairs, playing with other heavy/electrified/hot objects, etc...) but for the most part, we let him develop his strengths and learn and challange his limitations.

    It's not much unlike my own childhood. In fact, I would challange any one of those board members to imagine their own childhood with out such games. I would also challange them to present any statistically meaningful data that would indicate a link between tag and childhood death or long term disability.

    -Rick

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  24. This is just scary by GweeDo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe crap like this actually happens. I have an 8 (almost 9) month old that is pulling herself up on everything now. She has lost her balance more than once and taken a tumble. Should I remove my coffe table/fireplace/couch/ect just so she won't hurt herself? No. She needs to pull herself up so she can learn to walk. She also needs to learn that letting go can be a bad idea from time to time. I'm not going to let her really hurt herself, but a little tumble now and again isn't bad for any kid.

  25. Erm... by pr0nbot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You ban "unsupervised contact sports". By definition, no one is supervising. So how do you enforce the ban?

    1. Re:Erm... by Stripsurge · · Score: 3, Informative

      In my elementary school we had 1 or 2 volunteer parents to walk during our breaks to "watch out for our safety". While we played our game of tackle football we'd always have to keep one eye looking for the parent coming around the corner. The first person to see her would yell something to the effect of "WOW! This sure is a fun game of TOUCH football. Yup. Nothing beats playing TOUCH football on a lovely day like this." There was often one idiot that didn't quite clue in and made a huge tackle in the presence of the parent. Bye-bye football! Fscking D.K. I still hate her to this day. Luckily our principle was cool and would always give the football back at the end of the day. Admitidly there were a lot of injuries, especially to one kid. Just about every day he ended up in a puddle of tears. Playing tackle football at lunch time is one of my best memories from elementary school.

      If a kid gets caught playing tag or some other "violent" game what's the worst that could happen? If I got a call from my kids' school saying little Billy was in trouble for playing games I would reward him for not caving to stupid rules. Yes. That's right. I'd teach my child not to follow the laws. He very well could grow up and become that guy you always see J-Walking. Who knows what other new-fangled laws will come into act by the time he grows up.

    2. Re:Erm... by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      games like tag and dodgeball are an excuse by bullies to enact serious injuries on other kids

      Yeah, and math and chess clubs are excuses by homosexuals with no social skills to hide from girls. (See, two of us can make completely baseless and false generalizations!)

      In short, cry me a river, Poindexter.

      For the record, I played (and was good at) dodgeball, football, hockey, and most other sports.

      I also played D&D, hung out with the computer geeks, and got picked on by bullies (yes, even kids good at sports get picked on.)

      If you want people to take you seriously, try growing up a little.

  26. Why home schooling is booming by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Home schooling and other alternative education programs (EG: charter schools, distance education, etc) are growing at exponential rates, approaching 50% per year in many areas.

    With absurdities like this, is it any wonder why?

    Take a look at the new Los Angeles Unified Director - he wants to "crack down" on children, make them all wear "regulation uniforms", adopt a "zero tolerance" set of rules, etc. None of which encourage anything like creativity, individuality, or happiness. And so the march of students into alternative programs grows ever stronger every year.

    In my own home town of Chico, CA, there's a newspaper piece a few times per year, something like "Where are all the kids?". The census demographics indicate that Chico has a young population, inclined to produce lots of children. So for years, they've braced for this tidal wave of kids, that never came. Enrollments are lower than ever, and they're dealing with some fairly serious budget shortfalls.

    So, they closed down the most remote school - a small school with like 50-60 kids - with the idea of bussing the children to a larger school closer in to save operating costs. Guess what happened? The parents of the school that closed down got a charter and opened up their own alternative education program in the same building as the old school. And *that* school now has almost 100 students! Closing the school actually *cost* the district money since now they no longer get the funding from either the kids they already had, nor the additional kids now enrolled in the new educational program!

    It's choice in action - I wonder how long it will be until they get a clue and start competing?

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    1. Re:Why home schooling is booming by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does this charter school teach real science or 'intelligent design'? Does it teach things the parents would rather not discuss with their children, like sex ed?

      Charter schools receive state funds, and so must teach to state standards in education. You can teach the material by any of various means, but it still has to be taught. Follow the money....

      The only problem with both home schooling and charter schools is that parents, like everybody else, has their biases and they pass them on to their kids.

      But, that happens anyway. You think 1 hour of class, 1 time per day, for 175 days is going to change the bias of 18 years of parental supervision? How many US adults who are graduates of the public education system still believe that womankind started a few thousand years ago when a guy in a white robe pulled out a rib? Heck, how many even believe that men have 1 less rib than women as a result? Ask around - you might be surprised.

      We got away from home schooling years ago because it was better to teach if you knew what you were teaching. Not all parents really know their material, nor do all parents teach things that are.. questionable.

      We got away from home schooling because of rampant illiteracy. It's a common, well-known statistic that children of college graduates are overwhelmingly more likely to be literate, do well in school, and go to college. So, what has really changed? So long as the option is open to all, and the state provides a good failsafe, then the only way to go is up. Or have you seen the statistics for public education in the USA against other "developed" countries? We're busy blowing it on education.

      Such as the age of the universe, the bible is literal truth and intelligent design, blacks are a lesser race or any of hundreds of other biases.

      See above. Charter schools are state funded, and must teach to state standards.

      I'm not for public education quitting. I'm for parents actually involving themselves in school districts directly and the school districts paying attention.

      Then we agree, even though it sounds like we're arguing. The charter schools are exactly a form of what you're talking about, since the school districts et al have generally been glacially slow in responding to the changing workplace. Charter schools are legal school districts, managed by the state, and overseen by state auditors. (At least in California)

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    2. Re:Why home schooling is booming by planetmn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Home schooling and other alternative education programs (EG: charter schools, distance education, etc) are growing at exponential rates, approaching 50% per year in many areas.

      With absurdities like this, is it any wonder why?


      Actually, yes it is. The thing I have never understood about complaining about public education, is that by the very nature of being public, every tax payer has a say in how it is run.

      If you don't think the local schools are doing a good job, run for school commitee, or just attend the meetings, make your voice heard.

      Most people who complain about public education have never attended a school commitee meeting and have never stood up when the commitee was looking for input (something my local one does at every meeting).

      -dave

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  27. I'll Tell You What's Harmful To Children... by Petersko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...raising them in a goddamned bubble.

  28. Tale of two pairs of boots by xoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I bought some Italian motorcycle boots today. The label tells me that motorcycling is an "ultra-hazardous activity" and that the boots won't protect me from all possible injuries (up to and including death). This is mildly patronising, but I can understand why the manufacturer would want to place a limit on their liability.

    I bought some American snowboard boots last year. The label told me the same as above. It also told me that, if fitted with an avalnche transponder the product will not actually stop an avalanche.

    One is patronising. The other is just plain stupid.

  29. Please think of the children when chaining them up by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Funny

    Consider brightly-colord safety chains for kids:
    http://www.greatcompanions.com/images/GC1013_.JPG

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  30. Everywhere in the western world... by rsd-17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...this crap is being foisted on us by the twin horrors of insurance liability and the femininization of the education system.

    Take my son's school in Ontario, Canada for example.

    The mother of one of my son's female classmates succeeded in getting the school to ban the playing of ballgames at recess because "her daughter has the right" to stand in the middle of the basketball court while a pickup game is in progress.

    However what can you expect from a school board that has banned kids from packing juice in their lunch bags, because juice "attracts bees and wasps, and some children are allergic to bee stings."

  31. Ban Mantels! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 4, Funny

    I did the same thing with my kids, but during a small earthquake they fell off and shattered. I'm suing someone over this, btw.

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    1. Re:Ban Mantels! by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me know when you figure out who to sue

      That's easy; God. I can just see the reality show opportunity: God Court. This will totally work if I can get James Earl Jones to play the voice of God.

  32. Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs by DG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This keeps coming back to the Col. Dave Grossman (On Killing, On Combat) Sheep, Wolf, Sheepdog analogy.

    I'll paraphrase:

    Most people are Sheep - not in the pejurative sense, but rather in the sense that they are utterly incapable of doing violence to another human being. Most people will go through their entire adult lives without ever comitting - or even witnessing - an act of violence (not counting TV etc, which isn't "real" violence)

    Sadly, there are Wolves, who prey on Sheep. Wolves seek out sheep to fuck them up, because they know that sheep cannot protect themselves.

    Happily, there are also Sheepdogs; those who place themselves between the Sheep and the Wolves.

    But to a Sheep, a Sheepdog looks a lot like a Wolf - same shape, same teeth, same snarl. So sheep are very uncomfortable around sheepdogs, because sheepdogs trade in violence, and it is violence (not intent) that most upsets sheep.

    Sheep are always trying to make sheepdogs more like sheep, even when that is counter to their own long-term interests, because the ideal SheepWorld is a nice, safe, non-violent bubble where nothing bad ever happens to anybody.

    So Sheepdogs must remain vigilant and active - not only counter the Wolves, but also counter the Sheep. It falls to the Sheepdogs of the world to prevent the sheep from defanging their own protectors.

    As an aside, there's a local radio commercial here that just drives me absolutely insane - it's an ad for a jewelry chain, in which a soccer mom (with the most teeth-gratingly patronizing voice ever) congradulates her husband on his "evolution" - he packs lunches, he makes playdates, he cleans the house - but when it comes to buying gifts, he still sucks. So go to Jeweler X and don't screw it up this time. Oh, and don't forget to pick up the daughter and get her (irony alert!) to Tae Kwon Do by 5:00....

    This is a PRIME example of the sheep trying to sheep-ify the sheepdogs.

    But here's the real question: if you are a Sheepdog, what are YOU going to do about it?

    DG

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    1. Re:Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That was perhaps the worst possible analogy I've ever heard. My criticism would start with the premise that the analogy is self-serving, as the Colonel obviously has a vested interest in his power stemming from his military command.

      I think the fucking & assholes analogy from Team America: World Police is a more legitimate world view IMHO.

      For those of you who think sheepdogs are important, I ask you the following -- Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.

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    2. Re:Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What world are you living in man? Most people are sheep sure.. but backed into a corner they will bite.

      People who protect the sheep arn't sheepdogs, they're just sheep willing to bite.

      Wolves are.. well wolves. Theres always assholes but they can be assholes for multipule reasons..

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    3. Re:Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs by aristotle-dude · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What was that? All I hear was "Baah, Baah, Baah". You still do not get it do you? The Colonel was not just talking about military but also paramilitary forces such as police and fire departments. I see that you have been brainwashed quite throughly but did you ever stop to think why they are called public servants? They do the job that the average citizen is either unwilling or unable to do themselves.

      For those who think that sheepdogs are irrelevant, let me ask you, what would you do to protect yourself from the wolves?

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    4. Re:Sheep, Wolves, Sheepdogs by TnkMkr · · Score: 3, Informative

      I recommend reading the whole essay, it actually puts it much better than the summary stated in the GF post.
      See here:
      http://www.blackwaterusa.com/btw2004/articles/0726 sheep.html

      The sheep dogs, by definition, must police themselves. Is it easy? Of course not, and that is why the world is in the state it currently is.

      Although to be fair, it is a statement of ideology and puts everything into a black and white (or sheepdog, wolf, and sheep) classification, which does not always hold up when you compare to the real worlds shades of grey.

      While I agree that the analogy from Team America is similar, I think it is a much more pessimistic view of the situation. Not to mention it goes out of its way to be as vulgar and offensive as possible. (but hey... that's funny)

  33. The Underground History Of American Education by frenchbedroom · · Score: 3, Informative
    Recommended reading :

    "The Underground History Of American Education" by John Taylor Gatto

    If you're thinking about homeschooling your children, go read it. The entire book is there, online, for free. (just try not to slashdot it !)

  34. Re:I'm Glad They're Doing This by Hubbell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I get 2 LOL's and a side of ROFL with that?

  35. Mmmm, Mutton. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you are a Sheepdog, what are YOU going to do about it?

    Eat the Sheep, invite the Wolves over, have a party?

    Oh, wait ... that's not it.

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  36. That's all? by TobyRush · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just recently learned that our school district (Greeley, Colorado) has done away with recess altogether. Apparently the superintendent feels that the time should be better used in the classroom.

    I know a teacher in the district (in fact, as I recall, she was recently named "Teacher of the Year" for the district, if not the state), and her experience confirms what most people would find obvious about the system: the kids hate it, the teachers hate it, the parents hate it, and student's ability to concentrate (especially in the afternoon hours) has taken a nosedive.

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    I will try them.
    You will see.
  37. It's a liability issue, people by hubritc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think we can all agree this is silly. TFA makes it to be a liability issue. So though it may be silly to try to protect kids from simple games, it's worse having to do it because someone could sue and possibly win substantial money for what we know are scrapes and bruses and such that are a part of childhood.

  38. British Bulldogs anyone by joss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This nambification has been going on for ages. When I was at school
    everyone used to play British Bulldogs [on tarmac], but that was banned
    (and this was decades ago) since it caused too many injuries
    [about one broken nose or equivalent per day].
    Bloody fun game though - a bit like rugby, but not nearly as
    safe http://web.ukonline.co.uk/conker/games/sept.htm#bu lldog

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  39. Really? Who are they going to play tag with then? by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 2, Insightful

    School is where you learn to interact with the real, big (sometimes painful) world, you don't learn that at home.

  40. Back in my day... by sam991 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All 6 years ago, we used to play British Bulldog in the dark. This involved two teams of about 30 kids in the sports hall, no lighting whatsoever and we'd just run at each other in the pitch black. Whoever had the most people still standing was declared the winning team. We'd also play rugby thrice a week and not a single week would go by without a broken bone for someone in my year.

    This was at an exclusive private school and i have to say that most of those people in my year grew up to go into law, medicine, business or sports. I firmly believe that had we not had the freedom to do such things, we probably would not have had the independance, drive and ambition to strive for goals in life. When you're constantly told aren't allowed to do something, you start to wonder just what you can do.

    It seems to me that the problem isn't with the education system per se but with the state education system, where ridiculous lawsuits often do happen. Admittedly we're some way off from this situation here in the UK but i can see a ban on contact sports happening within the decade and that will be a very sad day for traditional sports.

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  41. Or move to a red state by Bob+4knee · · Score: 3, Informative
    We gave up on the east coast and "moved to america" three years ago. The kids here don't have a sense of entitlement, and don't feel like everything is somebody else's fault. The adults think the same way. The government leaves people alone, in general, and the people don't go running to the government or courts for redress when they fall down and skin their knee.

    My 8 year old is on an organized football team. Aside from the comic relief provided by a 64 pound (in full gear) defensive end, there are no problems. Kids twist ankles, get bruises, and get their hands stepped on by other kids in cleats. Nobody has been sued yet.

    He's also active in cub scouts. We've got lots of rules from the national level that folks out here in America just can't understand. Being a recent transplant, I try to explain some of the rules (e.g. we can't ride on a float in next week's parade, or carpool kids to a campout w/out prior permission, insurance verification, and signed parental permission slips). The people who have lived here their whole life can't believe that a parent would/could sue when a kid falls down and gets hurt. Some of them probably think I'm making stuff up when I tell them the way it is "back east".

    Out here it's not a federal case when a kid splits his head open on the monkey bars or sprains something falling off a swing. It's considered part of growing up, and a learning experience. Most of the kids aren't obese, they have chores and sports and other activities. There seems to be a lot more really tough, really old people around here also. Hmmm..

  42. Small lessons w/minor consequences by cwills · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To quote a STNG episode
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q (Q Who?)

    We are ending up with a society that is afraid of its own shadow, that cannot make real life and death decisions, and that wants to be protected from all harm. Without being exposed to activities where one could possibly be hurt in a minor fashion, people do not have a frame of reference to make decisions when things really do matter. Instead when someone does get hurt, there is a huge outcry to ban whatever activity caused the injury, no matter how minor.

    I hate seeing anyone hurt, especially kids, but the lessons that can be learned from a minor mishap can hopefully be applied later when making a decision that has real consequences. Some of natures more harsher tests are a pass/fail grade with no chance to take the test again, it's much better being able to take some of the smaller pop quizes.

  43. get sued by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the issue is not child safety, or health and fitness. it is an issue of living in a litigious society.
    I think most of us live in far more fear of civil courts than we do of terrorists. Likely soldiers in Iraq are more afraid of getting hauled into court on trumped up charges than they do the insurgents.

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  44. Re:DCFS by rblancarte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The wuss answer for things of course - have someone else fight your battle for you.

    This is prime example of what they have spoken about as far as the Wussification of America. We don't play tag, we don't play sports to win or lose, we have to cry to the authorities when things don't go our way.

    This is a joke. Sports and especially games like Tag and Dodgeball teach prime lessions about life. That is mainly - if you don't like being the guy picked last or the one that is always it, or always getting hit first - GET BETTER. Seriously. If you are slow, and you are IT in tag, you better get faster or else you will always be it. If you don't like getting hit by the ball in dodge ball - learn to catch, and then learn to dish it out when you do have the ball.

    Hell, sports - places don't want to keep score because "it will hurt feelings." BOO HOO. If you don't like losing - start winning. Learn to play better. Catch the football, hit the baseball, work out your jumper.

    The amazing thing is that some of our best athletes were guys who learned that they hated to lose - Jordan (guy didn't even make JV his Sophmore year in high school!!!), McEnroe, Sampras, Montana, Gretsky (canaidian, but you get the point).

    Fact is - IMHO, things like this are what are taking the competitve edge away from our country. It is starting the wusses young and making them that way as they grow up.

    RonB

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  45. please clarify by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you say WMD do you mean: most powerful military in the world lead by commander-in-chief that has dismantled any check on his power and agenda? or do you mean the chemical weapons we never found?

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  46. Re:DCFS by porcupine8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You think it's bad in sports! They're just catching up with the rest of schools. You can't give kids Fs or keep them behind a grade because it'll hurt their feelings. You can't put kids in accelerated classes or skip them a grade because it'll hurt the OTHER kids' feelings.

    It's only just starting in sports, but soon it'll be just like the academic subjects: Everyone who wants to play a sport gets randomly distributed onto teams of mixed ability levels, and everyone is encouraged to play at the median level. Those who are faster, more flexible, more skilled, etc will have to sit on the sidelines until the rest of the team "catches up". The ones with real talent will have to look to outside programs to have any chance at developing their skills further.

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  47. Re:I guess this also precludes 'Smear the Queer'? by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

    That game would not fly here in Massachusetts - after all, this is the commonwealth where the courts ordered the legislation to make it legal for gays to "marry." See, if that game were played here, Johnny's parents, who happen to be two guys, would sue the school claiming that the school supports "hate crimes" and that they are "offended" because their liberal mind cann't understand that one can have a difference of opinion without the presence of hatred.

    (Now, my own personal position on gay "marriage?" Marriage is a religious construct which is by its very definition between a man and a woman; government has no business in getting involved, whether it's a normal marriage or a gay "marriage" so what the courts should have done is invoked the establishment clause and removed commonwealth interference in the family to begin with)

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