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Ballmer Says Linux "Infringes Our Intellectual Property"
Stony Stevenson writes "In comments confirming the open-source community's suspicions, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Thursday declared his belief that the Linux operating system infringes on Microsoft's intellectual property." From the ComputerWorld article: "In a question-and-answer session after his keynote speech at the Professional Association for SQL Server (PASS) conference in Seattle, Ballmer said Microsoft was motivated to sign a deal with SUSE Linux distributor Novell earlier this month because Linux 'uses our intellectual property' and Microsoft wanted to 'get the appropriate economic return for our shareholders from our innovation.'" His exact wording is available at the Seattle Intelligencer, which has a transcript of the interview. Groklaw had an article up Wednesday giving some perspective on the Novell/Microsoft deal. Guess we'll have something to talk about in 2007, huh?
Who merged the Linux Genuine Advantage code into the tree?
Come on, speak up - I know it was one of you.
liqbase
That rhythmic thudding sound you hear is the sound of every computer professional on the planet simultaneously laughing their balls off.
I'll be honest, we're throwing science against the wall to see what sticks. -Cave Johnson
Microsoft infringes on our patience sometimes, as well.
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If you want a job done right, do it yourself, eh Balmer? SCO just wasn't up to the task.
Infuriate left and right
GNU/Linux infringes on our IP
I know it wasn't the best, but I happen to like Super Mario Brothers 2. ...what?
So Microsoft is infringing on Nintendo's intellectual property? I think a certain chair-thrower is going to lose his video game priviliges.
Ballmer added later in the speech "You'll notice that BSD also infringes on our Intellectual Property. You'll notice that the BSD network stack is identical to the one Microsoft created. Anyone who thinks otherwise has been brainwashed by the Great Satan"
So what I'm gathering from this is that it's going to be a behemoth of a battle between IBM and MS, with hopefully many lawyers dying in the middle.
It's like sex, except I'm having it!
I dunno, Ballmer might be right on this one. I know several Linux users who have a BSoD screensaver...
Bemopolis
"I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain
Quoth Ballmer:
So they need lots of developers, developers, developers, developers to keep up ...
I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
-Eric
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Hey, Steve, Apple of the 1980's called. They want their reactions to your OS stealing their ideas back.
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Ahhhhh, so Microsoft owns IP that's in Linux, eh? So that explains why they paid Novell All That Much Money.
Don't piss off The Angry Economist
Really, he is a genius. Think about it.
IT Shop: We need some robust 24/7 uptime servers.
Ballmer: Great, I'll send you some Windows licences. Misa or VasterCard?
IT Shop: No, we need a well-architected, secure OS that's designed for networking.
Ballmer: Great! I'll send you some Vista licences. You should see Aero. Wow!
IT Shop: No, in the last 10 years, Windows has cost billions of dollars in lost time because of security flaws in Microsoft software.
Ballmer: Um... well... er... heh...
IT Shop: We're going with Linux.
Ballmer: Did you know? All the good parts of Linux were designed by us. Novell even admits it. We release so much great code every day that we let the hippies have some for free. So, in fact, when you buy Vista, you get all the good parts of Linux. Plus... you get Aero! Wow! Will that be Misa or VasterCard?
Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
You know, for $500 million.....
Mutually Assured Litigation? MAL is bad. (pun)
They're there affecting their effect.
http://www.linuxcommand.org/man_pages/bsod1.html
We all know that Windows most innovative feature is the BSOD. They want thier royalties.
Enjoy,
It's just the normal noises in here.
That remark touches a nerve for me. There was a girl in my elementary school who kept taking my lunch money. Worse yet, she took it from other kids in the school.
However, I was the first one to stand up to her, and tell her that she wasn't going to get MY money, and that I was going to keep it!
So she told me to put my tray back, and turned to the next kid in line.
But I could tell that I'd had some effect from the way she kept looking at me funny for the rest of the year, and the whispering of the other kids told me that I'd made an impression on them as well.
Strike while the irony is hot! -- The Freethinker
Steven, when you use a Trojan Horse strategy, you have to remember to wait to attack until the doors are closed, night has fallen, and the city inhabitants are all asleep in their beds.
Overall grade: C+
Great execution of a sneaky plan at the beginning. Strong-arming Novell was a masterstroke. Then you brought the whole plan down because you were too impatient. Reread The Prince before our next assignment.
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