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When Beige Won't Do

An anonymous reader writes "The days of the beige box are behind us, as computing becomes ever more a consumer electronics field. A New York Times article, hosted at News.com, discusses the newest trends in moving away from standard beige for PCs and laptops. Designer colors, artfully designed notebooks, and personalization are just some of the options outfits are now offering." From the article: "Apple Computer is widely credited with long ago shattering conventions that had for years dictated how a computer had to feel and look. Windows-based personal computers generally lagged far behind in fusing function with form in ways that consumers found exciting. But that is changing, executives from mainstay computer companies like Dell and Toshiba say."

214 comments

  1. Nothing to see here, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am the the only one who sees one irrelevant article after another on Slashdot of late?

    1. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Windows-based personal computers generally lagged far behind in fusing function with form

      In what sense do Apple-machines fuse form with function? All they did were pack up low-quality components in a expensive box; the form has nothing to do with the function in this case.

      And what is a "Windows-based personal computer"?

      Fucking cocksucking Apple-zealots.

    2. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Also, Macs still have tiny market share compared to Intel/AMD boxen. To argue that Macs are driving a revolution when their percentage of the market remains small is false.

      Most people still buy their hardware based on price.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by Payday_Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your thought process is off here. Market Share does not speak to innovation. Innovation is _usually_ driven by the high tear niche in a market. Automobiles for example. Benz or Bmw certainly do not have the market share that a Ford or a honda have, but they break to market with the newest features (HID headlights ABS and SIPS come to mind) and then as technology and cost decrease, and demand increases, the "features" (in this case form over or equivalent to function) trickle down to the mass market.

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    4. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by xcaverx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only one that has noticed the proliferation of meaningless posts like the one above, of late?

    5. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      You're right. You should ask for your money back!

    6. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by vought · · Score: 1

      In what sense do Apple-machines fuse form with function? All they did were pack up low-quality components in a expensive box; the form has nothing to do with the function in this case.

      Uh...handles molded into the case?

      How about cooling tunnels and minimized cabling interference instead of fifteen fans all running amok and bundles of spaghetti?

      Maybe the best example now is the new Mac Pro - which has specs comparable to this machine, but manages to come off looking, sounding, and performing even better. Oh - and it's cheaper, too.

      I wonder if you'd have signed your post if you weren't just trolling?

  2. Oh look! Shiney. by raidient · · Score: 0

    This subject matters?

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    1. Re:Oh look! Shiney. by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      I agree,

      I don't give a flying F#$% what the box looks like. I don't even care if it's in the same room with me. I can't wait for car manufactures to reveal the new, hip colors their vehicle ECUs will sport next model year.

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    2. Re:Oh look! Shiney. by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      I don't give a flying F#$% what the box looks like. I don't even care if it's in the same room with me

      You obviously do not have a girlfriend, wife, or female partner eg Beige box = basement, 20 inch imac = Living room for her the room matters and I want to be in that room

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  3. Feel and look by somersault · · Score: 0

    They also changed the look and feel. Just ask Mac and I

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  4. Small gripe by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Windows-based personal computers generally lagged far behind in fusing function with form in ways that consumers found exciting.

    There's no such thing as a Windows-based personal computer. Microsoft does not manufacture personal computers, and Windows is not integral to PCs. It is perfecty possible to use various other operating systems on a PC, and you can buy a PC without Windows on it, although a lot of people seem to think that it 'just comes with the computer' (even though they do of course pay for it). It annoys me to see the two get confused.

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    1. Re:Small gripe by mordors9 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should return to calling them IBM PC clones...

    2. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, Non-Apple based PCs

    3. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with just "PC"?

      A PC is a PC and a Mac is a Mac.

    4. Re:Small gripe by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Microsoft does not manufacture personal computers, and Windows is not integral to PCs."

      Yet. Give it time.

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    5. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Goodbye beige. Hello Brown

    6. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you want this?

    7. Re:Small gripe by Flibz · · Score: 2, Funny

      But surely a Mac is a PC since it is both personal and a computer...

      HAHA! That'll get em...

    8. Re:Small gripe by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Office Depot has their own special color for the Zune--copper! I guess they don't think 'brown' is very sexy...

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    9. Re:Small gripe by sowth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PC (aka personal computer) is a generic term coined by pre-Mac Apple. I don't think people started calling the IBM compatible computers PCs until around the '90s or so. (even as a generic term) Maybe we should call them "IDE/PCI computers using Intel's crappy instruction set "--IPCUICIS for short. ;-)

    10. Re:Small gripe by pizzach · · Score: 1

      For all intense purposes they ARE windows based computers. Doing a single search for a laptop on Dells website gave no option to go without Windows. Furthermore as proof is the Windows key...

      Installing Linux on a PC or a Mac is the same in the end...:) You just have to choose if you want a Apple symbol on one of the keys, or a Windows flag.

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    11. Re:Small gripe by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      Obligatory 'intents and purposes' correction.

      Dell will allow you to obtain a computer without an OS if you are buying a server class machine. They don't trust home users with OS installs (they also probably get $$ for the programs they pre-install, something they can't do if they don't shove windows down your throat).

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    12. Re:Small gripe by stunt_penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From the link:

      "with the ability to listen to the full track of any song you receive up to 3 times within 3 days...then flag the songs you like, and easily buy them next time you sync up!"

      I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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    13. Re:Small gripe by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's no such thing as a Windows-based personal computer. Microsoft does not manufacture personal computers, and Windows is not integral to PCs.

      Geeze, what do you want out of this distinction? First, nobody said "Microsoft manufactured computers". Second, coming with Microsoft Windows pre-installed is an integral part of the phenomenon being indicated. Given that all these different manufacturers were using the same operating system, it meant that the hardware needs and what hardware was supported was identical across the board, and individual OEMs couldn't really offer many unique features. One could argue that this contributed towards keeping the "beige box" design around for a long time, since you then just had OEMs using the same generic parts and competing on price.

      Really, the distinguishing feature of this type of machine is that most of them come with Windows pre-installed. "Windows based" seems like a valid term for them.

    14. Re:Small gripe by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      Not sure I follow your logic... Right now this notebook I'm using is running Windows, was always meant to run Windows, and Dell offers no option to the contrary and will not support any other configuration. I am pretty sure this qualifies as a "Windows-based pc". Of course you are right; I could run Linux or something else with no problem. Now if I did that, I would refer to it as a "Linux based PC". Would you have preferred they use "Personal Computers based on the x86 architecture with Windows installed" instead? To me and the rest of the general public, there is no difference. To us "Windows based" == "Is running Windows".

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    15. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you, a slashdot reader, referring to yourself as a member of the "general public"?

    16. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition, we're all part of the "general public"

    17. Re:Small gripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you can buy a PC without Windows on it
      No, you can't.
      Not through mainstream hardware vendors like HP, Dell, and the like.
      "[Dell|HP|Gateway] recommends Windows XP"
      Remember that tagline?
    18. Re:Small gripe by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1
      I just threw up a little in my mouth.
      Better your mouth than anywhere else. . .
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    19. Re:Small gripe by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful
      although a lot of people seem to think that it 'just comes with the computer' (even though they do of course pay for it). It annoys me to see the two get confused.

      live with it.

      because the only distinction that matters in the domestic consumer market is between the OEM Windows PC and the Mac.

    20. Re:Small gripe by mqduck · · Score: 2, Informative
      I don't think people started calling the IBM compatible computers PCs until around the '90s or so.


      The first IBM PC was called..... the IBM PC.
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    21. Re:Small gripe by jacoby · · Score: 1

      But it isn't. If it was, all the models would die their hair brown instead of bleaching their hair blonde. I saw the brown Zune and immediately said "ew".

    22. Re:Small gripe by sowth · · Score: 1

      Yes, and all the copies by other companies were called "IBM compatible."

    23. Re:Small gripe by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I gotcha. In that case, I don't know.

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  5. I'm way ahead... by PsyQo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm way ahead, I already use retro-themed hardware, it will be hot in 10 years!

    1. Re:I'm way ahead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No ofense but the 8088 processor and IBM XT clone box will *Never* be cool again.

    2. Re:I'm way ahead... by sowth · · Score: 1

      Actually, the picture of the Vaio VGC-LS1 doesn't look much different than my Atari 130XE did (except no flat screen), and the Dell XPS M2010 doesn't look much different than my Atari ST. (except is black, the keyboard and cpu box are separated on the Dell, and also the ST had no flat screen) The hack graphic designers who made these probably thought they were making something original, but they only rehased old designs. The transparent cases seem new, but they are only exciting if you've never seen a circuit board before.

      I think this is just a way to separate superfical people from their money. If you are going to pay for looks, at least the computers should look like something interesting. Why not a statue? Just put them into really big lawn gnomes or naked women or kittens or something.

      The plain box shape just looks the same anyway. So what if you put it in colored plastic. Looks cool for about 10 minutes then you have seen it all. You may as well just colour the box wooden so it blends in with your furniture.

    3. Re:I'm way ahead... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      and the Dell XPS M2010 doesn't look much different than my Atari ST

      I don't know. It looks more like my bedroom CD player, with the addition of keyboard and monitor. The VGC-LS1 does remind me of late Atari styling. However, this is a bit more stylized. It reminds me more of the last Commodore 128. I think it was the C model. I still have an Atari 130XE that I use, though I'm currently scouting for a replacement keyboard.

      As for putting the PC in a wood colored box, why color it at all? A clear case tell the owner to clean it once in a while. It appeals to a certain set of people who like the look of exposed electronics. And finally, it's going to end up hidden in the desk anyway.

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    4. Re:I'm way ahead... by sowth · · Score: 1

      And finally, it's going to end up hidden in the desk anyway.

      Exactly. Though if it were a statue, I'd have it on display. May even be a good idea to do with a router or home server.

  6. Thinkpad 4 Lyfe, esse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any color you want as long as it's black.

    1. Re:Thinkpad 4 Lyfe, esse by idonthack · · Score: 1

      You're not going to the right dealers. VoodooPC specializes in weird colors and designs, and custom hardware. I've only looked at the laptops but I would also check out WidowPC if you're (relatively) less concerned about looks, as VoodooPC tends to be expensive.

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    2. Re:Thinkpad 4 Lyfe, esse by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      My new Ford truck is black.

      (a truck, because I haul lots of electronic junk home from auctions to fiddle with. a 4-cylinder truck because I care about the environment)

  7. black and silver instead by dave1791 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If computers follow the lead of consumer electronics. then can we say that black and silver is the new biege?

    Looking at the box near my left foot gives a data point comfirming this, so it must be true!

    1. Re:black and silver instead by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      For laptop, it's not new. Do you remember having ever seen a beige laptop?

    2. Re:black and silver instead by kidtux1 · · Score: 1

      Do lan party pcs count as beige laptops =p ---- http://www.iheartmygeek.com/

    3. Re:black and silver instead by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Well, certainly. My computer is black-silver, monitor is b-s, and keyboard is b-s. My mobile is b-s, my pendrive is b-s, speakers too. Guess what's my and my roommate's laptop color? black-solver (with blue leds).

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    4. Re:black and silver instead by Nimey · · Score: 1

      As it happens, I have one. It's a circa-1987 Zenith with 2x720K floppies, 640K of RAM, and a 4.77 MHz 8088, all driving a blue-on-white mono-CGA LCD screen. Still works, except for the battery pack.

      Here's someone else's website: http://members.tripod.com/~net2000plus/zenith181.h tm

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    5. Re:black and silver instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first notebook was very beige.

    6. Re:black and silver instead by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I have many beige laptops. My IBM PC Convertible (the first IBM 'compatible' laptop, essentially a PC-XT, and made by IBM) is beige. My early Zenith laptop (another 8088 machine) is beige. My newer Zenith laptop (sporting '386 processors!) is beige.

      Hell, I don't own an Apple CPU that isn't beige, and I have plenty of those, too. The SE/30 is the pinnacle of excellence from Apple, BTW. The beige G3 minitower is pretty nice, too. My Powerbooks (a 165c and a 520) are both gray, of course, along with my large collection of Toshiba 486/P1 Satellite era laptops. (well, scratch the above about not owning an Apple CPU that isn't beige...)

    7. Re:black and silver instead by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      With a laptop of that era, you could probably easily re-cell the battery pack. It probably uses plain cylindrical Ni-Cd cells inside the sealed pack. You have multiple options for getting new cells. You can probably find tabbed cells online fairly cheap. You can also go to a place like 'Harbor Freight' and find their lowest-end cheapo cordless drill. Don't buy the drill, but try to find battery packs for it, or cheap 'generic' battery packs. Those will likely contain Ni-Cd cells. You'll have to estimate 'battery geometries' when looking at sealed 'cheap generic power drill battery packs' to make sure you get C-size (if that's what your zenith uses) You can re-cell the battery pack on the Zenith (nice machine, BTW) and sort of tape together the 'cracked' battery case. It doesn't need to be tightly sealed anyways, as it is held together by the laptop when it's inserted.

    8. Re:black and silver instead by blincoln · · Score: 1

      There is a beige Toshiba Tecra laptop in our pile of obsolete gear. It's got an original Pentium chip, and 64MB of RAM. No battery pack or hard drive, so I can't boot it up to find out what speed the chip is.

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    9. Re:black and silver instead by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      I've had a biege 486 (DX4 - 100). That was one of the last biege laptops I saw.

    10. Re:black and silver instead by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      That's not a laptop... it's a battle station!

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    11. Re:black and silver instead by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can beat that. I had an old Toshiba Tx000 laptop (2000? I forget exactly what model). It had a 486 at a blazing 20 MHz, and one of the previous owners had trippled the RAM to 12 MB. What color was it? Beige, of course.

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    12. Re:black and silver instead by boingo82 · · Score: 1

      The Linus Write-top was a beige laptop which used handwriting recognition. It's essentially a very large precursor to the Palm Pilot. My dad has one.

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  8. Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 cas by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll buy the £18.99 one instead. Oh look, it's beige.

    Perfume, cars, phones, clothes are all subject to the whims of fashion in order to extract extra cash from vict^H^H^H^Hcustomers, there's really no reason that computer buyers can't be fashion customers as well.

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  9. Am I the only one? by kraada · · Score: 5, Funny
    Am I the only one who saw this and thought: "Okay, I remember what a Red Box did and what a Blue Box did . . . but what in the world is a Beige Box?"

    Then I looked it up and I remembered . . . and realized that with VOIP and cell phones abundant these days, a box to steal someone else's phone line really isn't all that useful anymore . . .

    Man, I feel old.

    1. Re:Am I the only one? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I remember I got in trouble for my 8th grade science project...it was a red box and a black box in one unit...I was damn proud of it too...

    2. Re:Am I the only one? by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      Damn, you stole my joke :( Unfortunately my patent on that joke hasn't been processed yet, but you just wait, the lawyers are coming!!

    3. Re:Am I the only one? by mqduck · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who saw this and thought: "Okay, I remember what a Red Box did and what a Blue Box did . . . but what in the world is a Beige Box?"

      Then I looked it up and I remembered . . . and realized that with VOIP and cell phones abundant these days, a box to steal someone else's phone line really isn't all that useful anymore . . .

      Man, I feel old.


      I have absolutely no clue what the hell you're talking about. Yes, you are old. ;)
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  10. Oh, beige is behind us is it? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Well I seem to have missed the memo, because I will not purchase a computer case unless I can buy it in beige - period.

    My case needs to be simple, cheap, quality and not look gaudy.

    I have this little baby and it does all I need.
    It's functional, well built - it has great features for the tray / drives / quickrelease stuff and yet it's now cheap because other coloured models are out.
    http://images.google.com/images?q=antec+sx635&svnu m=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=G&imgsz=small|medium|la rge|xlarge

    Perhaps I'm boring but I don't want my stuff to look too fancy, practical, basic and MILDLY fancy plz.

    Here's some examples of my opinions on things, perhaps we may find a lot of the /. crowd are similar or perhaps not - please don't let this spark a huge debate.
    Nintendo Wii, sexy - but white? please don't be apple - black thanks
    PS3, uglier and less practical than PS2 - Shiny was a dumb move but also not downright ghastly
    Xbox 360, good god - I will not purchase this for my home theatre cabinet till it comes in black, period.
    My k/b, basically same as my case for looks / practicality without flashing LED's and stuff
    http://images.google.com.au/images?q=microsoft%20i nternet%20keyboard%20pro&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&s a=N&tab=wi (they make bad software, mostly good hardware)
    My phone - Sony Ericsson T-630, simple - somewhat sexy and does all I need it to.
    MP3 player, Ipod Nano BLACK - it PAINED me to purchase an apple product since I'm not an iproduct wanker, but it is v.practical for netcasts.
    (http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/iProduct.gi f)
    and my car - if I were to own one http://images.google.com/images?q=bmw%20m%20coupe& hl=en

    Sadly, back on topic though - most people would be happy with a bright green / pink / blue / odd shaped device - just means people like me have to look harder to find something basic.

    1. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I sort of agree but I don't mind color.
      What I don't want are flames, monsters, grates, or window!
      Yea the silver and black look so 70s to me. What is next harvest gold and avocado?
      I don't really need to see my PC on my desk.
      I may build a nice small box and mount the DVD drive, card reader and usb hub and mount stick it under my LCD.
      Sort of make the computer go away but still have the ease of expansion that a tower offers. I would then just hide the tower.

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    2. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would similarly like to state a set of opinions.

      1. Taco Bell should only serve food products made of mexicans
      2. All countries should have electrical fences around them. Someone wishing to immigrate are allowed to attempt to climb this fence, but if they are electrocuted in the process then anyone passing by in the receiving country can help themselves to their clothes or anything in their pockets
      3. We should build underwater nuclear reactors since all humans are on land
      4. Anyone assassinating a president or someone in a senior government post should then inherit that position

      I am interested in your views but please don't turn it into a big debate or argument

      Also, I recognise that this will of course be modded flamebait but I feel compelled to share the truth regardless

    3. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by Lissajous · · Score: 1
      Nintendo Wii, sexy - but white? please don't be apple - black thanks

      Black thanks? No, please don't be Sony. If anything it should be DMG Gray ;-) The white was IMO a really good move on Ninty's part.
      Nintendo are trying to appeal to the non-traditional gamer (read: your mum). Looking like Apple is a Good Thing(tm) for them. It differentiates the Wii from one of those scary hard-core console things and makes it more like an iPod.
      Crossing the great divide and getting non-gamers to try the thing is the first step to Ninty potentially reclaiming the market position they last had in the days of the SNES. The outward appearance of the system, especially the Wii-mote is critical to this first acceptance.

      I for one welcome our soon-to-be-returning plumbing overlords! :-)

      PS3, uglier and less practical than PS2 - Shiny was a dumb move but also not downright ghastly

      I agree wrt Shiny. They went downhill after Messiah. I mean - the QA on Enter the Matrix was atrocious!

      Xbox 360, good god - I will not purchase this for my home theatre cabinet till it comes in black, period.

      A faceplate http://www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/819464/Joytec h_Faceplate_For_XBox_360/Product.html
      or alternatively a full skin http://www.decalgirl.com/browse.cfm/4,3974.htm should sort you out. Enjoy your shopping trip! Oh, and when you pick one up, don't forget to use it as an audio CD player - the visualiser was written by Jeff Minter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Minter
    4. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your car is ugly

    5. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by rHBa · · Score: 1
      1. Taco Bell should only serve food products made of mexicans
      2. All countries should have electrical fences around them. Someone wishing to immigrate are allowed to attempt to climb this fence, but if they are electrocuted in the process then anyone passing by in the receiving country can help themselves to their clothes or anything in their pockets

      I can see Taco Bells being pretty rare except along the US/Mexican border

      3. We should build underwater nuclear reactors since all humans are on land

      And there won't be any fish left in 30 years anyway

      I am interested in your views but please don't turn it into a big debate or argument

      What else is /. for other than a big debate or argument?
    6. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "My case needs to be simple, cheap, quality and not look gaudy."

      So you won't buy a black case that fits that criteria?
      That makes no sense.

      I also like how it "PAINED" you to purches something from Apple. As if you need to be some apple zealot to buy something that does what you need.

      You got issues.

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    7. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by refitman · · Score: 1

      <sarcasm>But the flames make it go faster.</sarcasm>

      Totally agree, I've never seen the point in an over-priced case that flashes away in the corner of the room. Would certainly be distraction while I'm torrenting over night, while I sleep.

      My case sits under my desk, mostly out of sight, it's a full tower I picked up for ~£20 and i like it because, if I do need to fiddle about inside, I generally don't have to unplug everything to make room.

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    8. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "MP3 player, Ipod Nano BLACK - it PAINED me to purchase an apple product since I'm not an iproduct wanker, but it is v.practical for netcasts."

      Sounds like you're doing a fantastic job of being a wanker as it is...

    9. Re:Oh, beige is behind us is it? by cheese-cube · · Score: 1
      Here's some examples of my opinions on things, perhaps we may find a lot of the /. crowd are similar or perhaps not - please don't let this spark a huge debate.
      You must be new here; the exits over there.
  11. Beige, since when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, since when has the computer market not been bout visual appeal? My Compaq computer from 5 years ago has an appealing blue cover on the front and various case features, and that was a low end machine. My toshiba laptop from 2 is silver and blue, with various designs. Ever since the introduction of a true 'personal computer', companies have focused on looks, Apple was just the first one to really get it right.

  12. Beige can still be beautiful. by baryon351 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Beige is OK, if the rest of a computer is designed well. The "beige box" is something that's often berated not because of its color, but because of the flimsy components, cheap design, tacky add-ons and crap fit & finish that often went with it. The fading out of the beige box isn't all because of a shift in case color, but the realisation from designers after colorful computers appeared that it was OK to be different in all manner of other ways.

    A friend has a well-preserved collection of old beige machines ( http://www.danaquarium.com/gallery/beige/ ), and the photos show to me that a tidy appealing design isn't dependent on just color.

    1. Re:Beige can still be beautiful. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Beige "works" in many settings.
      Anyone wanting to beige-ify their non-beige case (for example to blend with beige decor) can use common automobile vinyl dye or plastic interior paint.

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    2. Re:Beige can still be beautiful. by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      Well, that's really the crux of the issue. It's much less about what color it is, but rather, about who is using that color. A color gets picked up by a high end manufacturers with a good design, and so it looks good. Pretty soon, every cheap Chinese knockoff is using that color, designs are poor, quality is cheap, while the high end manufacturers have already moved onto a new color or design. So now, what was 5 years ago trendy, is now associated with the cheap knockoffs. 10 years ago nothing but the cheapest junk was brushed aluminum in look, now it's back in style.. in a few years it'll be back out again.

      Variations on metallic, white, beige, black and clear mono-chromatics tend to be in a cycle like this. Added to a few particular palates of colors between or concurrently, Fiesta style rainbows, earth tones, pastels, wood veneers, dark blues blacks, greens, etc.. None of these are bad, but all have countless examples of being done very badly, very often. After a while, the bad ones will have faded, leaving on the best of the old ones, spurring that style to come back and the cycle to happen all over again.

      Add to this the fact that changes in color, light level, design and arraignment are shown to give a emotional pick me up and an increase in productivity.. in a few years a "Nice, pleasant beige" will probably be what folks are looking for.

  13. beige by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just to let you know that I really love beige

    a beige box and a beige keyboard!

  14. It really doesn't matter by lpiob · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For true hackers, it really doesn't matter what's desktop color.

    1. Re:It really doesn't matter by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 2, Funny

      You didn't get it, true hackers simply do not put their machines into cases.

    2. Re:It really doesn't matter by wootest · · Score: 1

      Actually, true hackers don't have machines at all! They just fix it in software.

    3. Re:It really doesn't matter by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Don't get confused and miss the point that there are hardware hackers, too.

      If there isn't a soldering iron involved in the process, some would say it isn't hacking at all.

    4. Re:It really doesn't matter by wootest · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, axes.

    5. Re:It really doesn't matter by pimpimpim · · Score: 1
      Indeed, a true hacker has forgotten where he put his computer way back in the 90's, but it's still up and running, so why bother!

      (this is what distinguishes them from tweakers, of course)

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    6. Re:It really doesn't matter by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      We have a cat that hacks up hairballs

    7. Re:It really doesn't matter by wootest · · Score: 1

      Lots of people have told me that. I can't understand why they don't keep their axes locked up, or how the cat would use it, for one.

  15. So in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A: Poorly designed proprietary casing mechanisms that are put together with cheap materials and hide things like screws and latches. Means they're expensive to service and after a few years, any repair shop would be nuts to go after pressure-fitted latches hinged on now-brittle plastic for fear of the laptop falling apart on them.

    B: Last time I checked, proprietary cases provided shitty EMI insulation.

    C: Parts that are proprietary (it's dell; they do laptops well because they're proprietary but their desktops suck because of it).

    We might see things like antec cases that have pre-cut sides or laptops with face-plate options. But nothing as radical as what they're showing. I like the idea of replacable hinges and latches on a laptop because it increases the longevity of it as those are in the top-ten reasons laptops get thrown away.

    In all seriousness, what we really need is a standardized laptop case; something that is easy to add to or subtract from, that multiple sub-stanards can be invented from like ATX. It would make laptops inexpensive enough to make them more accessable to the public. Instead, we're strattled with the size, cost, and bad design features of most laptop brands.

  16. Rackmount or Death by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'll finally be happy with the designs when my computer, game consoles, and audio/vido equipment are rack mountable, or at least a standard width. I'd love to be able to hang my PC under my desk in a rack with my audio amp. Some of the current designs that have plenty of curves look nice for a while, but are not practical in reqal estate usage. Most alo look dated after a while.

    Beige I could live with (if I had to), but would prefer black.

    1. Re:Rackmount or Death by solevita · · Score: 1

      A rack mountable PC? Or one built to AV equipment dimensions? That sort of stuff will never happen.

      /sarcasm.

    2. Re:Rackmount or Death by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does happen with PC's now, but the selection is quite limited, and you'll pay a premium. I'd like to call up Dell (as an example) and get a basic low-end home PC rack mountable. Same with my xbox and Wii. All 3 of the current crop of game consoles hame unusual shapes that make it difficult to toss them into an equipment shelf (even if you can cool it properly).

      I did see at one point a 'faceplate' for the gamecobe, and I think the original xbox, that made them look like rack mount equipment.

    3. Re:Rackmount or Death by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      Something tells me the target market for the Nintendo Wii and Dell Home computers isn't Joe Slashdot who wants to rack mount them, it's John Public who's gonna stick it in his home entertainment center.

      Seriously now

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  17. Is this really news? by tomknight · · Score: 1

    In other news, Ford now sells cars in colours other than black...

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    1. Re:Is this really news? by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      In other news, Ford now sells cars in colours other than black...
      And in related news, Home Depot sells cans of spray paint.
      Suddenly, I too can be trendy! Woo Hoo!

    2. Re:Is this really news? by slim-t · · Score: 1
      In other news, Ford now sells cars in colours other than black...

      But why would you want a Ford that wasn't black?

    3. Re:Is this really news? by notthe9 · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Is this really news? by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      Personally I've always been a fan of the classic Ford GT paint: White with blue stripes. Here's the link from that page.. But then, I have yet to own a computer case or peripheral darker then light-gray, too. Not that black doesn't work in a lot of other situations (I definitely wouldn't want the car I actually drive in any other color)

  18. Bling = bad by hcdejong · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One trend I've noticed leaking over from the consumer electronics field is the use of bling: high-gloss or (even worse) chrome design elements, ultrabright blue LEDs etc. Apart from looking awful, chrome is annoying on a laptop because it deteriorates quickly. Nothing looks worse than flaked-off chrome. High-gloss surfaces highlight dust and fingerprints, and ultrabright LEDs dazzle.
    Can we please avoid the mistakes of the fashion world (where everything looks the same during a given 'trend') and actually have the choice of buying something more understated? I want my electronics finished in matt black, not silver.

    1. Re:Bling = bad by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Nothing looks worse than flaked-off chrome.

      Well, if it's a heavy chrome plating over, say a case hardened steel base, it will hold up plenty good. Even over a brass base it will remain quite durable. Heavy, though.

    2. Re:Bling = bad by shmlco · · Score: 1

      According to the managers of several local Apple stores, about 75% of the people who buy MacBook Pros choose the matte screen option, so there's plenty of people who think like you. The brushed aluminum case doesn't print easily, doesn't show dust, is non-glare, and the system avoids the "hey, I'm working here" LEDs.

      Some people complain about scratches, but I just handed off a two-year-old PB, which only had one minor scratch on one edge, barely noticable. All I did was put it into a sleeve before tossing it into my backback.

      A friend, however, has a shiny new (literally) HP "multimedia" notebook with all of the "features" you mentioned above. He's had it for two weeks now, and it already looks like a POS.

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  19. The new Beige by dJOEK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    after reading some of the comments here, it's safe to say that "Black is the new Beige" ;-)

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  20. Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The 90ies called, they want their story about nonbeige computers back!

  21. pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That change has happened years ago. You only see beige from the cheapest case manufacturers. How is this news?

    Besides, Apple had only a line of beige when Silicon Graphics already had their superkewl case designs.

    1. Re:pfft by SnowZero · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you trying to say that Apple didn't invent the non-beige computer case? Clearly the SGI indigo or onyx computers would only came in beige, right? What's next, are you going to tell me Apple didn't create the first mp3 player with their ultra-revolutionary ipod?

    2. Re:pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TRS-80 was silver and black in 1977!

    3. Re:pfft by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Apple made black Apple II's back in the 1970s. I don't think SGI was around then.

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    4. Re:pfft by johneee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and that Packard Bell PC with the round case thingy and the angled drives coming off it that I wanted so much in the mid-nineties was a figment of my imagination too. Same with that Black IBM one with the external desktop 'pod' thing that held your CD and floppy drives.

      Of course, Apple was probably more successful at it that other people... Probably because they kind of went into it whole hog while everyone else kind of just dabbled here and there.

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  22. It's like a car... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Consumers will buy PC's based on what color neons are in the case. Me, I don't even have sidepanels on my desktops and I've considered not bothering with chassis alltogether.

    1. Re:It's like a car... by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to increased EMI and reduced cooling efficiency!

    2. Re:It's like a car... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      Well, for cooling it really depends on the case. For one of my Lian-Li's, taking off the side panel will mess with the airflow, but then I bought those cases for their well designed airflow. I've owned cheap cases in the past where they seemed to think that air could come from nowhere: "We'll pair a rear exhaust fan with a front fan, but to keep it quiet, we'll seal off the front entirely, except for a tiny bottom slit to suck up dust."

    3. Re:It's like a car... by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've had cases before where I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a Word Processor that also hoovered my den, or a vacuum that also crunched spreadsheets.

    4. Re:It's like a car... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Or a rocket engine that helps keep AMD from going bankrupt...

    5. Re:It's like a car... by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      While my Athlon T-bird 900 could probably have cooked eggs (and it eventually *did* cook itself), it pales in comparison to Intel's Pentium4 NukeBurst architecture. I'm glad that both companies eventually got the message. Now we cook mainly with our graphics cards.

    6. Re:It's like a car... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the first generation Athlons. My brother in law had one. It was fun poking fun at him at the time. "Are you running a Flight Simulator on that" was a typical comment about the noise it emitted.

      And, of course, Intel felt the need to copy AMD with the P4. I don't know if I will ever own a P4. I recently bought a 'Pentium D' processor and motherboard at Frys for cheap (I only buy cheap wintel hardware these days- other things are bigger priorities). Is that a P4?

  23. My biggest problem with beige by Nevtje(hr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The worst thing about beige is that it gets dirty. Or rather- the fact that dirt easily gets visible.

    Anyone remember high school public computers? With layers upon layers of ingrown grease and dirt on the keyboard, mouse and case? That would be my biggest problem with the color beige.

    Nobody can possibly enjoy working in an environment where the best reason for learning to touch-type is that you'll keep your lunch (if I can't see it, it won't disgust me).

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    1. Re:My biggest problem with beige by toejam316 · · Score: 1

      Hey! My DSLite is offended by your blatant discrimination against its colouring! The correct term is "Not-White-But-A-Dark-Gray".
      Anyway, This trend has been on for a loong time. Way to go, lets slashdot this article to tell them "WE DON'T CARE". Wait.... Don't do i-NO ROUTE TO HOST

    2. Re:My biggest problem with beige by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Mac's love of eye blinding white for everything sure helps that. er...
       
      I like my custom cases myself, makes both Mac and even pc cases look pretty damn boring to me. My PC case is a modified RCA record player.

    3. Re:My biggest problem with beige by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      "The worst thing about beige is that it gets dirty. Or rather- the fact that dirt easily gets visible."

      Exactly. Thats why I have carpets in my home instead of bare wood floors. With wood floors your sweeping them twice a week (!!), whereas a carpet can go months without being vaccumed!
      Out of sight, out of mind!

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    4. Re:My biggest problem with beige by kb0hae · · Score: 1

      Um...try wiping with a lint-free cloth dampened with a mild cleaning solution. Endust for Electronics wipes were a really good product for cleaning computers as well as other home electronics. Unfortunatley like many other good products they have disappeared from local stores.
      I will have to see if I can order them somewhere!

      My point being, if your computer is dirty, try cleaning it! I used to work in a college computer lab. As I was the one who worked on Saturday mornings, and usually no one came in to use the lab for the first 3-2 hours, one of my duties was to clean the computer CPUs, mice, keyboards, and monitors. I vacuumed first, then wiped everything down with diluted "GREEN Cleaner" (I think the brand names begins with GREEN).

      Happy cleaning!

    5. Re:My biggest problem with beige by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they're beige, instead of white?

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  24. Design to distinguish by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That doesn't only apply to computers. Actually, computers are (again) the last ones to hop onto the fad.

    A few decades ago, you bought brands because they were 'better' than nonbranded stuff. They offered more functionality, or they didn't wear out so fast or they simply worked (while that generic stuff didn't). You bought a Mercedes because it didn't break down, compared to that Beetle that required constant tinkering. You bought the brand name chips because they were crispy while the generic ones were bland. You bought an IBM because those "IBM compatibles" were more or less compatible, but not necessarily so.

    Now, that has changed. Mid level cars offer the same kind of protection and reliability the luxury cars offer. Generic chips are just as crispy as that overhyped brand stuff. And it's the same with computers. Some very, very cheap boards and cards aside, they all offer the same value. It works. Some run faster, some run slower, but they all work.

    Earlier, the brand tried to offer more functionality as a selling point. This worked to some degree, but we're now at the point where the generic version offers anything the customer might want, and he is not willing to spend more for functionality he doesn't want. A good example are cell phones. They offer an MP3 player, digital camera, PDA functionality, some play games and with some I heard you can even make a phone call. What else could you cram into them?

    So the next logical step is design. There is no other way to distinguish yourself from the bland, generic versions anymore if you're a brand product. You cannot offer more primary use to your customer, so you have to appeal to his other senses. Not only his logic, but also his emotions. You try to reach him through the 'look and feel' instead of the facts under your hood.

    This is anything but a surprising development. It is the logical next step in the attempt to distinguish brand merchandize from generic one.

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    1. Re:Design to distinguish by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Now, that has changed. Mid level cars offer the same kind of protection and reliability the luxury cars offer. Generic chips are just as crispy as that overhyped brand stuff. And it's the same with computers. Some very, very cheap boards and cards aside, they all offer the same value. It works. Some run faster, some run slower, but they all work.

      I take some exception with this...

      First, kinda trivial but, there is no way in hell a new Pontiac is going to be as good as a Benz 300. Infact I would go as far as to say I'd sooner trust an older (but well kept) Benz 300 or Volvo 240 over just about newer car (even if it was a newer Benz or Volvo). I think at the time where you were shelling out twice or three times as much for a Benz or Volvo you were really buying a value that, if you could afford it, was worth it from a common sense aspect. Today cars seem to be more of a fashion statement. Why do you think people are so in love with SUVs? Because they plan on going mud bogging or because it looks cooler in their driveway than a Volvo 245 station wagon even though both of them probably have the same passenger and cargo space? When it comes down to it most SUVs are station wagons with lift kits... and that's if you buy a good one. Today's SUVs aren't like the old International Scouts that could really take a beating.

      What's turning peoples heads today with the current mid-range auto is solid warranties. I own an Elantra (my second one infact) and while it's a fine car for the price, the bottom line for me was getting a car that I can have paid off before the warranty expires on it. Nothing is feels better than paying on a car that is sitting in your driveway because the engine went 2000 miles after your warranty expires and between the full insurance and the car payment you're SOL as far as getting it back on the road. Joe Sixpack is (or should be) fed up with the "5 minute or 5 miles" type of warranties that go on most premium cars that just don't have the same value as their elders. Outside of being insanely rich I would be hard pressed to find a reason to buy a BMW 318 over just about any respectable 4 banger riceburner.

      And the same goes with PCs. Maybe they are all the same on the inside but I feel one hell of a lot better buying a HP than an e-Machine. Even if they're the same hardware I feel better about dealing with HP because of the customer service aspect. I've hear horror stories to be sure but my own dealings with HP have gone very well, even to the point of getting repairs that I'm not legally entitled to by my warranty contract.

      While I'm sure there are a ton of people who buy PCs for the looks of a box that no one else will probably ever see, I'm sure companies who make PCs know that the added value of good customer service will continue to make the real money. If the larger PC manufacturers take any hints from the auto industry today it hopefully will be that warranties sell mid-range products. The people who have to buy mid-range (such as myself) for economical reasons aren't going to be hoodwinked by the "Wow!" factor for long.

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    2. Re:Design to distinguish by nine-times · · Score: 1

      And it's the same with computers. Some very, very cheap boards and cards aside, they all offer the same value. It works. Some run faster, some run slower, but they all work.

      I don't really know about some of the other things you've mentioned, but I'm guessing by this statement you've never worked helpdesk support. To this day, it's usually worth investing in bigger brands. A lot of instability and problems come out of crappy hardware and poorly-written drivers. Those cheap components with "the same value" are usually worse in terms of failure rate. And when things do break, support from the cheaper companies is worse, and you'll have more problems with replacement parts.

      So for buying your personal computer and you don't care too much about speed, then that eMachines desktop might be fine. If you're going to be buying 50 computers and supporting them, you'll save yourself a lot of headaches if you buy Dell/HP business-level systems (i.e. Optiplex/Precision for Dell instead of Dimension).

    3. Re:Design to distinguish by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's what I got my dealer for. I buy the extended pick-up warranty he offers and get a computer with the warranty of Dell and the flexibility of a build-your-own. Not as cheaply as a self built, but usually cheaper (or more 'value' in the sense of the power under the hood) than a Dell.

      And unlike Dell, for him I'm valuable. For Dell I'm just some minor customer. When I call, his techs jump and zip over. I buy computers and hardware worth about 5k a year. Nothing for Dell, I'd wager, but something my dealer would not want to miss.

      Personally I prefer small companies with good service. Even as a rather small customer you're deemed important.

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    4. Re:Design to distinguish by nine-times · · Score: 1

      That's fine if you prefer small companies-- I won't argue with that. I was just saying that cheap hardware isn't necessarily a better value. It's true that a consumer, buying one machine, might not notice more/greater problems with his e-machines computer than with his business-level Dell. However, if you're dealing with lots of machines, working in varied circumstances, using imaging techniques, looking for support, making upgrades, etc., etc., then after a while you'll see the difference.

      It's not necessarily about going with a huge corporate-level integrator, either (though those do have advantages). Even if you're doing BTO, I'd suggest that it's generally worth it to get name-brand parts which are known to be decent quality, rather some weird brand you've never heard of. There is such a thing as a crappy motherboard, memory module, or video card, even if the specs look fine, and it's not all an issue of speed. There are issues with compatibility, reliability, and support to be considered, and very often, you get what you pay for-- though admittedly there are some deals and there are some rip-offs.

    5. Re:Design to distinguish by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Business clients of computer manufacturers don't tend to regard design in high esteem. They want functionality, they usually don't want to spend more just to give you a cool looking computer.

      The design market is targeting the private customer, who wants a machine to show off (at LAN parties or other events) or make it match the rest of their furniture.

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    6. Re:Design to distinguish by nine-times · · Score: 1

      That's not always the case, but ok. What does that have to do with what we were talking about?

    7. Re:Design to distinguish by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The connection is that I claimed design was the new way of brand products to distinguish themselves from generics because there is no other tangible difference anymore for the customer. You have a point by saying that there are different values for business clients who view the service attached to brands to be important while I claim the average user does not really see that additional value and thus brands try to get him with design instead.

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    8. Re:Design to distinguish by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. So you're saying that, while Dell tries to win businesses over with service, support, reliability, etc., they're trying to win home users over with "Oooooo... shiny!"

    9. Re:Design to distinguish by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You're the writer of those "... in a nutshell" books, right? :)

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  25. eMachines... need I say more? by antirelic · · Score: 1

    "With attention to form, texture and materials, these machines are intended to make a statement about their owners, much the way an elegant wristwatch, the cut and make of a fine suit or a stylish car can suggest taste and social station." So for the 2% of the population of the Western Nations, beige is out? Look out! I need to keep up with the Hiltons right? Thats like saying "Gold is out, people demand platinum". Yeah, rich people. For the rest of us, having a computer modern enough to get the latest games/appz running on it is good enough. Let me think, a fancy looking case, or a better fan, better video card, more ram... hrm... As far as computers go, the rest of the world isnt going to give 2 squats about what their computers "look" like, much like people dont care what their televisions look like, as in most people put their TV's and Computers inside a peace of furniture. Silly yuppie artsy types...

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    1. Re:eMachines... need I say more? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      The truly rich wear copper plated gold or platinum. There isn't any need to impress anybody else when you've got it all.

      This is about 'fash'. The phrase in the title says it all: "Won't Do." Geez. Can we route around this crap? Attract them all into a high-rise, seal the doors and set the first floor on fire? Something has to give.

  26. But I LIKE beige! by Eudial · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like beige so much I'm still using an old compaq-mouse from the early 90's. It weighs about as much as five optical mice, and it only has two buttons and no wheels or any of that fancy stuff. Not to mention it's beige.

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    1. Re:But I LIKE beige! by PsyQo · · Score: 0

      Using a serial -> PS/2 -> USB convertor?

    2. Re:But I LIKE beige! by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      I like beige so much I'm still using an old compaq-mouse from the early 90's. It weighs about as much as five optical mice, and it only has two buttons and no wheels or any of that fancy stuff.
      This might be good enough for Windows (although the wheel *is* a welcome innovation) but in X11 a 2 button mouse is quite painful to use (and I'm not even talking about a 1 button one).

      I know you can chord or use the keyboard (for the 1 button mouse) but it's still not comfortable.

      This being said it's true that I recently noticed that apparently most Windows users never noticed their wheel mouse also was a regular 3 button mouse. OTOH I don't know where they could use mouse-2 apart from Firefox (to open links in a new tab for those who still don't use it).
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    3. Re:But I LIKE beige! by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      Most drivers for mice in Microsoft allow configuration of all three mouse buttons. Most of these that I have seen do not setup the wheel button to act as a middle-click, you have to manually change it to do that. Generally I tend to setup the middle button as a double-click due to the low percentage of windows programs that utilize a middle button.

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    4. Re:But I LIKE beige! by Eudial · · Score: 1
      This might be good enough for Windows (although the wheel *is* a welcome innovation) but in X11 a 2 button mouse is quite painful to use (and I'm not even talking about a 1 button one).


      But I AM using it in X11 (well, x.org). 3 button emulation works wonders.
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    5. Re:But I LIKE beige! by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Most drivers for mice in Microsoft allow configuration of all three mouse buttons. Most of these that I have seen do not setup the wheel button to act as a middle-click, you have to manually change it to do that. Generally I tend to setup the middle button as a double-click due to the low percentage of windows programs that utilize a middle button.


      Firefox uses it. That ought to be enough for anyone (TM).
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  27. How many have a cell phone ring tone.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    that sounds like an old telephone ring?

    Face it, beige is here to stay.... just not as much.

    1. Re:How many have a cell phone ring tone.... by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ringtones on a phone can actually serve a purpose tho...

      We live in a world where 90% of the people around me at any one point have cells on them. If we all stuck with the default tone we'd have everyone looking at their cells every 3 minutes when any phone rang. For me, unless I hear Tubular Bells I don't even think twice about a phone going off.

      My PCs and laptops at home? Who's ever going to see them anyway?

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  28. Black IBM computers by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 3, Informative

    For what, 10 years now?
    Plus, they're not all wonky-shaped, so they fit into a rectilinear desk.

  29. 1996 called. It wants its article back. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1996 called. It wants its article back. When's the last time you saw a beige computer on display at Circuit Shitty or some other big box?

    Apple Computer is widely credited with long ago shattering conventions


    Dunno about that; my Apple ][ was beige...and so were Macs for a while.

    I think you have to give the nod to Dell for the "black" revolution here; I know many server admins who bought Dell's crappy hardware in the early 2000's just because they thought it looked sexier in the fucking server room. (Yeah, like any eligible female would ever make a trip down there.)
  30. Zune by owlnation · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the Zune come in Beige?

    Microsoft may have missed the memo.

  31. We have 2006 and it's still soo difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want my PC silent and small.

    Not loud or anything except very small.

    If it is very small you do not need design anymore. As a matter of fact design can become a problem then like those cell phones where the keys are so small that people hate them after they bought them.

    So this is just a trend. Design is camouflage for unnecessary bulky things.

  32. The first system they link to is.... by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

    gray? Oooooo... Ahhhhhh....

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    1. Re:The first system they link to is.... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever seen a beige box computer. Most of them are some light shade of gray. Beige is more like light brown.

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  33. You can't escape the beige box... by TheBogBrushZone · · Score: 1

    ...because we all live inside one. Well OK technically it's not a box but beige container of unknown size and shape isn't quite so catchy.

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  34. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

    True, and this is acticle #1,000,000 announcing the end of beige cases stretching back over the last 10 years, so computers are not even a new front in the battle.

    About a week ago I went to the hardware store to buy a new toilet. There were at least 4 dozen different models priced between $100 and $600 and from what I could tell they all did exactly the same thing in pretty much the same way. The $600 toilet was not, at least according to the salesperson who wandered by, some kind of space-toilet from the future with a built in laser docking system, it was just a fashionably shaped toilet with an elongated bowl offered in a multitude of colors other than standard toilet white. For an additional $500 you can have houseguests comment on how well your toilet's shape matches with the original Dali reprint you have hanging on your bathroom wall.

    And that is just the toilets, washers and dryers are another field of fashion all to themselves.

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  35. Hey Slashdot: 1998 Called... by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 1

    ...they want their article back.

    Also in the news: Steve Jobs' triumphant return to Apple plus what our expert pundits have to say about the Y2K crisis!

    1. Re:Hey Slashdot: 1998 Called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me try writing a "hot trends now" article for myself:

      "Say good-bye to childhood pastimes like kick-the-can and stickball! Kids nowadays are playing these newfangled things called 'video games' that can be plugged into those 'television' machines that can be purchased at a mercantile exchange near you. What's next? Ladies of fine upbringing showing off their ankles? Zounds!"

  36. Was the original IBM PC beige? by Andy_R · · Score: 1

    Remembering a long way back, the absurdly powerful 12Mhz 286 with 287 souped-up IBM PC-AT that I first worked with when I left school wasn't beige at all, it was an almost-white shade of grey, and the PC-junior that th eoffice secretary craved was a darker grey. Can anyone confirm that the original IBM PC wasn't beige either?

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    1. Re:Was the original IBM PC beige? by 0jjjjjjjjjj0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have a look at the picture here and judge for yourself ...

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    2. Re:Was the original IBM PC beige? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The orignal Mac was beige, and color wasn't available as a standard option on the Mac for years and years. The IBM CGA display was available almost from the beginning.

      But this is really about flustering about and screaming about platforms, huh?

    3. Re:Was the original IBM PC beige? by webweave · · Score: 1

      The CGA colours were awful and limited, these machines had trouble showing full color images, something like if everything looked like an Andy Worhol. There were some good RGB dispays but these were rare and limited to professional uses with special cards and software, lots of software because the PC had no idea what a good color monitor was. I found both the early bw and gs Mac display to be sharp and percise and easier on the eyes. Later on when Mac went color they came out with a kick ass system that was usualy "plug and play" or at least "plug and hobble" but never "plug and nothing" ending up in a dip switch hell that a PC used to be. even reconizing multiple cards, the mac could take a belly full of different video cards. On weekends I used to move three to five monitors around one IIfx 16Mhz and play Hornet F16. I could even mix in a full page grey scale tilt for the dashboard display. That was better than any Dos/eary win PC of the time could do. Could even play networked when just networking on a PC was a total joke.

      We did not call them PCs, they were Macs, they were also kind of greenish beige.

  37. For sweet fuck's sake by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apple Computer is widely credited with long ago shattering conventions that had for years dictated how a computer had to feel and look. Windows-based personal computers generally lagged far behind in fusing function with form in ways that consumers found exciting. But that is changing, executives from mainstay computer companies like Dell and Toshiba say.

    It wasn't the Life Savers style of Apple's machines that made them good. It was the combination or hardware, OS and customer support that spoke English and actually gave a damn.

    Dell and Toshiba are only going to reproduce the least important reason why Apple survived the dark times. And when it doesn't help them, they still won't get it.

    LK

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    1. Re:For sweet fuck's sake by deadsquid · · Score: 1
      It wasn't the Life Savers style of Apple's machines that made them good.

      Nope, but it did get them noticed. Now that they've been noticed, look at how many computers they make that aren't white, black, or grey. Now that they've been noticed they focus more on performance and features, but when the iMac and toilet-seat laptops first came out, colour and style was the selling point.

      SGI made some beautiful gear too, but it was to it's detriment. The Origin 2000, with it's indigo (or purple, depending on light) and brushed aluminum shell was _gorgeous_, and it performed. A large financial institution's CEO came in at the end of a selection process we were sure we were going to win and essentially said "I can't have these in my data center, they don't look like computers". We lost the deal, and while I'm sure it wasn't the only factor, it contributed.

      People like beige/off-white. It'll never go away.

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    2. Re:For sweet fuck's sake by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "...and customer support that spoke English..."

      I think you're mixing eras. Outsourcing support is more recent than the candy-colored macs.

      "...and actually gave a damn."

      From my experience, Apple's no different than anyone else there.

      "Dell and Toshiba are only going to reproduce the least important reason why Apple survived the dark times. And when it doesn't help them, they still won't get it."

      Actually, Dell and Toshiba are very different companies and neither is much like Apple at all. Any strategy that is successful for one has little bearing on the others. I'm curious though, what is "the least important reason why Apple survived the dark times" that Dell and Toshiba are going to reproduce?

    3. Re:For sweet fuck's sake by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      From my experience, Apple's no different than anyone else there.

      I suppose that it was hit or miss. In the customer support arena. I have no doubt that some of the people there didn't give a damn either way, but a lot of the ones I had to deal with were quite helpful.

      I'm curious though, what is "the least important reason why Apple survived the dark times" that Dell and Toshiba are going to reproduce?

      Looking back, I see that my wording was quite sloppy, but I was referring to the decision to candy coat the product lineup.

      LK

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    4. Re:For sweet fuck's sake by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "I have no doubt that some of the people there didn't give a damn either way, but a lot of the ones I had to deal with were quite helpful."

      It's certainly disingenuous to suggest that Apple cares where others do not then, isn't it?

      "...I was referring to the decision to candy coat the product lineup."

      I don't see Dell's or Toshiba's current business situation to be anything like Apple's was nor do I see either of them producing candy-colored machines in hopes of improving their results. I certainly don't expect them to, either, since they are totally different companies with totally different customers.

    5. Re:For sweet fuck's sake by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      It's certainly disingenuous to suggest that Apple cares where others do not then, isn't it?

      During the mid/late 1990s through 2001, I worked at a computer dealer that sold Apple, Compaq & HP.

      Occasionally a customer had an issue that required attention from the manufacturer. Apple was by far the best at dealing with such issues. Maybe I exaggerated, but I stand by the original point.

      LK

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    6. Re:For sweet fuck's sake by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "It wasn't the Life Savers style of Apple's machines that made them good. It was the combination or hardware, OS and customer support that spoke English and actually gave a damn."

      Yet you recognize that other companies had customer support that spoke English and actually gave a damn as well. I had no experience with Apple at the time but I have had recently and my experience with Apple is the same as with other companies; some give a damn and others don't. Personally, I think it was shine and polish that created a hip appeal to the machines. The hardware was mediocre, the processors were falling behind, and the OS remained outdated until OS X (which required subsequent releases to become usable). I think it WAS the Life Savers style that turned the company around.

  38. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

    My case is a "leet" one in gray with a window and cool blue LEDs.
    Guess what? I chose it cause it was cheapest for the basic features I wanted (side fan and uncluttered for easy handling). It was around the equivalent of 50$, and my country is pricey compared to the US.

    The window/LEDs were for me an added bonus. It could have been completely bland for all I care.

    Also, when I browsed some online shops, I couldn't even find a beige box. They are all either shiny white or in crazy colors.

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  39. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by fbjon · · Score: 5, Funny
    About a week ago I went to the hardware store to buy a new toilet.
    For Vista?
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  40. beige laptops by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    has anyone seen a beige laptop in the last 20 years ?

    1. Re:beige laptops by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      Yes.
      Released in 1989: Macintosh Portable, 16mhz, 1mb RAM, 15.8lbs, $6500 USD

      Gotta love the 9.8" non-backlit 1-bit monochrome LCD display...

    2. Re:beige laptops by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      Actually I just noticed this:

      Battery Life: 6-12 hours

      Nice! I don't know of any laptops today that can get even near that sort of battery life.

    3. Re:beige laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 years? Yes. The last 8 years? No.

  41. I have almost achieved complete blackness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just press the power button on my LCD screen, for more black, now to wipe out the green blink of the LED light.

  42. AIO suck by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    AIO systems have lack of choice.
    The apple I-mac desktops come with LAPTOP cpu, LAPTOP ram, LAPTOP video card, and other laptop parts. For the same price you can get a faster desktop cpu, more / cheaper ram, and better video card.

    The mini should be called a mini head less laptop as it has LAPTOP cpu, ram, hd and gma 950.

    1. Re:AIO suck by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and?

      NewsFlash!!!
      Laptop parts are not powerfull enugh to run anything most homeowners need.

      Also, I would gladly give up some performance for silence. Complete silence.

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  43. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by value_added · · Score: 1

    Dunno about that; my Apple ][ was beige...and so were Macs for a while.

    IIRC, the "beige" was a bit different than the "putty" that everyone else sold.

    I think you have to give the nod to Dell for the "black" revolution here; I know many server admins who bought Dell's crappy hardware in the early 2000's just because they thought it looked sexier in the fucking server room.

    Black is always good. But I disagree on the Dells. The problem with Dell is they insist on prominently displaying their goofball logo on every item they sell. If it appeals to anyone, then it must appeal to the same bunch that think it's fine to be wearing Tshirts adorned with corporate logos without irony, or new car buyers driving around with a cheap-assed licensed plate holder bearing the name of some car dealership.

    Me, I think the typical consumer PC should be black, or subtle enough that it resembles hi end audio equipment, and look more like a smaller version of a 2U server than anything else. Unfortunately, that opinion prevents me from even considering shiny white plastic Macs.

  44. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by johansalk · · Score: 1

    For about the same price you can get a black case. And black is really timeless classic.

  45. Apple towers? by iotaborg · · Score: 1

    It's quite ironic that the aluminum cases on Apple's G5s and Mac Pros are pretty close to the color beige...

  46. Bad design. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most PC case designs look atrocious. Current PC design apparently is dictated by how many LEDs, windows and vents can be forced onto a case.

    I miss the days of clean, beige cases simply because most of what's available is over-designed and gaudy. There are the rare exceptions, and companies like Dell, Sony and others are designing some decent looking machines. The problem is that companies like Dell aren't involved in the entire manufacturing process. They're normally designing an existing shell, so they're always going to be constrained in how creative they can get. It doesn't help that they're normally trying cut corners to reduce costs.

    That's the huge advantage Apple has. They're involved in the design and engineering process at every step. So they can get creative not only with design, but the use of materials and construction. It's also why the software integrates so well with the system. That's not really possible in the PC world, unless Microsoft began designing and manufacturing PCs. Although, somehow I doubt most people here would welcome that.

    I think in general many electronic devices have gotten uglier. Where devices used to have nice clean lines and designed in more thoughtful colors too many products today are bloated, overly organic, covered in contrasting textures and almost always come in frosted silver or black. It's like manufacturing has gotten easier, allowing for more unusual shapes and designers have gotten carried away. Another part of the problem is that because of cost cutting measures companies are putting less effort into design, having the Chinese manufacturers handle design. It's either that, or they're just trying to rip off Apple's design. Although, as nice as current Apple designs are, the previous generations, starting with the first iMacs, were horrendous. They look even worse today, and they unfortunately spawned an entire generation of ugly electronics.

    I don't know what it is about the American electronics market, actually, because in Asia, well, Taiwan, Korea, in Japan there are plenty of cool-looking products to be hand. Phones out there are light years beyond anything available in the US, not only in terms of technology, but design. And this applies to all electronics, PCs included.

    A mark of good design is how it ages. If something was well-designed it should look good 10, 20 or 50 years later. Its style might look out-of-date, but it should still be appreciated for it's good design. The vast majority of current PC cases don't look good today, let alone how they will look 5 years ago.

    1. Re:Bad design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd agree with this, Alienware PCs/Notebooks look fairly atrocious. I'd much rather have a nice small Shuttle (I currently own a SN45G, bit old, but still very pretty), or Antec if I need the extra space. And while my Dell laptop isn't "pretty" per-se, it isn't garesh either.

    2. Re:Bad design. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "The problem is that companies like Dell aren't involved in the entire manufacturing process."

      Now THERE's a claim that couldn't be more wrong. Dell is totally involved in the "entire manufacturing process". That is their contribution.

      "They're normally designing an existing shell, so they're always going to be constrained in how creative they can get."

      You speak like that's a bad thing. Continuity is a good thing especially when you ship in high volumes. "Creativity" is not a high value quality to volume business customers. "Creativity" is vastly more important to Apple than to Dell.

      "It doesn't help that they're normally trying cut corners to reduce costs."

      It doesn't help what? You appear to be starting out with an invalid assumption that Dell is trying to be creative and failing. It is not.

      "They're involved in the design and engineering process at every step."

      Now that they outsource motherboards to Intel, Apple is no different than Dell in this regard. From a hardware standpoint, Apple specifies parts and performs final assembly, just like Dell. Arguably, Dell provides real engineering content to Apple's boxes because it is a leading, perhaps THE leading, tester of Intel hardware.

      "It's also why the software integrates so well with the system."

      No, that's totally wrong. Apple is in control of 100% of its firmware and OS (and many of the apps). Additionally, Apple controls the list of supported platforms and peripherals. Dell's process is much more complicated since it must work with board vendors, chipset suppliers, Microsoft, and sometimes firmware developers.

      "...unless Microsoft began designing and manufacturing PCs."

      The fact is that Microsoft already designs PCs through the publications of specs. There is a large, inefficient feedback loop that runs through Intel and the box makers like Dell, but Windows PCs are designed to MS specs. That has to be done to get the "designed for Windows" subsidy.

      "Where devices used to have nice clean lines and designed in more thoughtful colors too many products today are bloated, overly organic, covered in contrasting textures and almost always come in frosted silver or black."

      Don't forget the ones that come in stark white that discolors so easily or the ones that are excessively shiny and show the slightest scratches as soon as they are used.

      "A mark of good design is how it ages. If something was well-designed it should look good 10, 20 or 50 years later. Its style might look out-of-date, but it should still be appreciated for it's good design. The vast majority of current PC cases don't look good today, let alone how they will look 5 years ago."

      I was just thinking how good looking the original AT and Amiga were and contrasting that with the first two generations of iMacs, the plastic Powermacs, toy iBooks, Mac Cubes, etc. Apple may be good at establishing design trends but they haven't proven capable of producing design classics (at least by your definition). Personally I think the current iPods and iMacs are nice. That doesn't mean they'll withstand the test of time.

      Apple is a boutique electronics manufacturer and they thrive on their *image* as a provider of superior product. Because of that, people believe that they actually offer a superior product, true or not. Gucci sells plenty of low quality bags (among many things) at 4x the price of competitors that are demonstrably superior. Although Apple is far more competitive in price and quality, it still uses the same techniques as Gucci to appeal to emotions of its customers. As a result, Apple is obligated to be creative in its industrial design or risk losing its image as a premier brand. Dell doesn't need or want to do this because it's customers value substance over style. When I'm buying computers for 10,000 employees I'd prefer long-wearing denim to guccissima leather.

    3. Re:Bad design. by AP2005 · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons that "gaudy" computer cases are popular could be that these are now mainly targeted towards teenagers. It seems that fewer and fewer "older" people are assembling their own computers because the cost difference between a DIY computer and a Dell/HP are just not worth the hassle these days. The only people who stand to save a lot of money assembling their own computer (vs buying) are hardcore gamers - and their whole aesthetic has always leaned towards the gaudy.

    4. Re:Bad design. by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      A mark of good design is how it ages.

      In some fashion-related categories that is the case.

      But for utility, that is an inane approach to take. Companies try, though.

      Go into any store that sells good, as well as 'consumer grade' tools. There will be an endcap where they are trying to shill whatever horrid cheap junk Black&Decker has come out with in a 'consumer' power drill. But in the back where the contractors buy stuff, there are still Bosch power tools that look the same as they ever have.

      Something that is well designed and 'looks good' 10, 20, 50 years from now is something that looked like that 30 years ago, i.e. a solid power drill.

      The same is true with good audio equipment. A solid well-made integrated amplifier from 20 years ago looks essentially the same as one today (but don't try to buy one from the twits in t-shirts at a big-box cheap electronics store- they want to sell you flash, not substance)

  47. Invisible? by gelfling · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Thinkpad if you removed the keyboard, monitor, battery would not be any bigger than its power supply.

  48. This is stupid by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    So store bought computers are dull. So what. Real geeks build their own. I haven't had a beige PC in a long time, and none of them are gaudy overlit pieces of crap. I will take my brushed aluminum wavemaster over any other design, apple's or anyone else's. Thing is people can put a PC in anything. I saw one that had a PC in the belly of a department store mannequin.

  49. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooh, and remember the classy Acer? All black and pock marked? Sexy, like a meteor. Or a black burnt plastic husk.

  50. Trends by dualityshift · · Score: 0

    and in another 10 years, the modders will be trying to make the lovely-coloured machines of the future look like my old Turbo XT.

  51. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    1996? Although there were non-beige computers at that time, it was the original iMac (announced in 7 May 1998) that started the non-beige craze.

  52. STYLE? On a desktop PC? Carstairs, are you MAD?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who gives a flying whatever about the style of a desktop PC? In fact, who even HAS their PC ON their desktop these days?

    I visit businesses all over the US, Canada and the Caribbean and I don't think I've seen ONE PC on a desktop in the last four years, unless it was an iMac lamp-style system. The reason why is simple: almost every PC these days in an office environment is a tower design.

    A tower case takes up WAY too much real estate on a desk's surface, so it gets put on the floor or inside the special cabinet IN the desk, itself, that's designed to HOLD the ugly, squat, humming monster in durnace vile, out of sight!

    Why else do desks these days ALL have cable runs and holes in them?

    So, no matter HOW cool a desktop PC might look, NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE THE STUPID THING!

    Now, if the manufacturers would spend more time designing them for ease of access for things like upgrades... THAT would be design dollars better spent!

    Lee Darrow, C.H.

  53. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by Manchot · · Score: 1

    1995 called. It wants its slang back.

  54. I don't want a box at all by houghi · · Score: 1

    The first box I bought was a 386 and it wat 20% cheaper then a newer model that had identcal hardware with just a slightly more modern box.

    What I want now is no mox at all. I want to hide my box as much as possible. All I realy need is an enclosure. All I need is a CD/DVD burner/reader and enough connections for my USB/FireWire/memorory chips. That way I can put the box itself somewhere where I don't see it.

    The enclosure I can tape/screw to the bottom of my desk. Better would be to have all that inside the flatscreen. Now just see that all is done over 1 wire, instead of 25 and I am a happy camper.

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  55. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

    I think you have to give the nod to Dell for the "black" revolution here; I know many server admins who bought Dell's crappy hardware in the early 2000's just because they thought it looked sexier in the fucking server room. (Yeah, like any eligible female would ever make a trip down there.)Couldn't give a fuck what they looked like, bought Dell servers because they were cheap, had relatively standard hardware and could throw the POST out on a serial line. Admittedly, we just installed FreeBSD on them and used them for apache / bind / sendmail etc and didn't give a crap if they blew up. Only had one fail on us over a 3 year period, and that was no big deal as we had redundancy in place.

    These days (new job) we have IBM and Sun servers, the IBM stuff sucks really badly. Very very rarely have a problem with the Sun boxes.

  56. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I never thought my post would get mod'ed up on Slashdot without a reference to "sharks with lasers" or some fawning reference to Google.

    Don't worry, this phrase will be cutting edge again in five years with our current pop-culture memory; the other day I posted a Caddyshack quote and it took about ten replies before someone figured it out.

  57. IBM? You ARE fucked. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    IBM? You ARE fucked. I extend you my full sympathy. We often have to work with these clowns at other companies and it seems they rotate personnel every three months just to spin up training costs. (And no, they never hand off any information to the next team, so you get to explain/train it all over again.)

  58. Re:Rigged for ultra quiet by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

    More than the looks,what's far more important to me is a quiet computer which will not break the bank.Most of the cases i have found so far are £100 and above.

    I have been thinking about underclocking my new system or buying a huge midi tower and sticking in some ducting at the exhaust.

    Any suggestions,anyone?

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  59. Cardboard... by rHBa · · Score: 1

    Bio-degradeable, cheap, easily repaired (gaffa/duct tape), anti-bling, cardboard:

    http://www.lupo.co.jp/develop/ccpc/ccpcbox_index.h tml

  60. Wow! I like the way... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I like the way some Dell PR flack can submit a puff piece to the media and then a bunch of morons spread the story around, making it seem like the "next big thing". This piece of crap is 18 pounds, has only as much power as a Mac PowerBook having less than half the weight, and people think that this is interesting? Oh yeah, the keys backlight when you press them making the computer look like it's "blushing". Heavy *and* annoying. What are they going to call this model - the Rosanne Barr?

    Shame on Slashdot's editors for passing on this piece of PR crap disguised as a story...

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  61. Remember Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the movie Brazil the tv adverts are for the latest ventilation ducts in amazing new colours, rush out and buy them. It was deeply depressing then and still is now.

  62. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

    Yeah, definitely a little late considering beige, brown, and woodgrain and coming back. Go look at Sony's new line of consumer electronics. And the Zune comes in a cream brown. Also worth noting that this is not the first time Silver and Black have been popular.

  63. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically, toilets do differentiate in their ability to flush well.

    Some cheap toilets do well, others do not. Same with expensive toilets.

    There are actually some expensive ones which have electric pumps to help move the water through faster.

  64. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If thats true, then I damn well hope those admins were fired.

    Ironically, the women who would be intrested in looking at those boxes would be turned off by the fact that they were not made from quality equipment.

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  65. Re:Rigged for ultra quiet by Tingler · · Score: 1

    http://www.silentpcreview.com/

    This site has been very helpful for me.

  66. Beige isn't the problem by Muzzarelli · · Score: 1

    IMO the reason that PCs are ugly isn't anything to do with the colour (that can be changed easily), it's the form factor. The size of components, makes the only reasonably workable shape is a mini-tower.

    Make a 8" square motherboard, with the same power and expandability as current machine, and you'll make cube shaped cases and built into monitor style designs more possible.

    1. Re:Beige isn't the problem by ben+there... · · Score: 1
      Make a 8" square motherboard, with the same power and expandability as current machine, and you'll make cube shaped cases and built into monitor style designs more possible.

      It's called a Shuttle (most popular of many brands in that form factor).

      And yeah, like the other poster said, it is Mini-ATX.
  67. Other Factors Not Considered in TFA... by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    Honestly, what I'm seeing more and more is that the "beige box" is dying because we've reached the point of diminishing returns with hardware upgrades. I used to be a serious hardware hacker, upgrading my hardware after only a couple of months of use. Yeah, that upgrade cycle still exists for video cards at the moment, but even then I am beginning to see huge investments for very little actual return as we're reaching the point where the human eye can no longer distinguish the difference. Essentially, there's fewer reasons to buy a "beige box" any more because 99% of what you want to do any more can be accomplished by a reasonable off-the-shelf machine.

    Another factor is that the OTS machine actually costs a lot less than it used to. Sure, I'd be the last person to buy your low-end Dell machine because... well... they're crap. But for 75% of the populous they're usually just good enough to get the job done... and do it cheaply and effectively. Why buy a "beige box" from a no-namer or the kid down the street that will probably cost more because of economies of scale, even if they cut corners all over the place. Hell, the last Dell a friend of mine bought cost less than the comparable components I could buy from NewEgg... in fact I think as I recall the motherboard, CPU and HD came to the same price, excluding the case, memory, power supply etc. etc.

    There's also been a problem with hardware in that without a "secret decoder ring" half of the product descriptions mean nothing. The Pentium 4 for all its warts was pretty simple; it was a PIV at xGhz. Even then though the problem came in trying to match hardware when building a beige box; not a trivial proposition for most. The last computer I built was an Athlon, but even then the smorgasbord of different memory types and power supply styles just became a little overwhelming... and I do systems for a living!

    So we're down to the point that people prefer to buy OTS machines because all the components are pretty assured to work together when you get it home and unbox it. They're cheap, they're disposable... so yes we've come down to the point that they're consumer electronics devices because unless you're a serious gamer or hobbyist then you're not interested in customizing your components. For a large percentage of the computer-buying population, OTS is good enough, and if it's not then they'll replace it in two years. I am not rich, I don't make a huge income... but a $350 expense is almost a throwaway in this country (the US). OK, I'm not going to hand some bum on the street $350, but I can justify buying an OTS machine for my kids for $350 that does everything they need today (basic email, web browsing and a little educational gaming and homework) that may last a year or so before I have to upgrade it or replace it because it's crap. I don't really care.

    Another factor to consider is the growth of laptops into truly workhorse machines. I spent $800 upgrading components in my Athlon box mentioned above (Athlon 64), and I didn't even buy a new hard drive or case... just upgraded the motherboard memory and CPU. Sure, I slapped a new video card in there shortly afterward that bought my expenses up to about $1000 give or take... but what did that get me? Well, it was state of the art then, but was rapidly surpassed and is now passe. But my needs changed a little as well, so the box languished as I continued to use my PIII-733 laptop for most of my work (running Linux and OpenOffice) because it did exactly what I really needed my computer for (mostly) with the added advantage of portability (it also had a 7 hour battery life, which I sort of miss these days :) ). That relegated my desktop box to a games machine... a $1000 games machine excluding the investment of my time and the components I transferred from the "old box". Where's the value proposition in that?

    My latest computers... three of them in the last 12 months have all been laptops. One Acer for my wife, a Gateway for my kids and an Apple for me. They're less power hu

    1. Re:Other Factors Not Considered in TFA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure what sort of cheap crap laptops you're buying... but a good, business-level laptop with a 5 year warranty (and an expected lifespan of 5-8 years) is still around $2500-$3000. On the other end of the scale, you can build or buy a business class system with a 7-10 year lifespan for around $1200-$1400.

      (Prices include Windows XP Pro and MS Office Pro, which add about $450 to the sticker.)

      $450 for Windows and Office, $500 for a dual-core CPU motherboard and 2GB RAM, $300 for a case DVD dual-HDs (RAID1) and misc parts. Plus another $200 for a good display.

      Which is still cheaper then a Dell and you get high-quality parts.

  68. miniATX? by Imazalil · · Score: 1

    They already exist - miniATX - or whatever they are called these days, there are some even smaller. Yeah, generally they lag a bit behind in tech trends, but they do exist. Even the big boxes can be attractive.

    I know I'm asking for trouble bringing up Apple in a thread like this, but the PowerMa**** Mac Pro looks pretty damn sexy for being a regular expandable (not so) mini-tower. The Imac hides most of the computer behind the monitor, I believe they use laptop components for most of their stuff, not too customized. Sure Apple's minimal design might not be your cup of tea, but the point is that they are able to do some neat things with existing technology, surely Dell, HP, everyone else can make some good looking things too. There are lots of great Industrial Designers out there, get them don't just let your Engineers (no offense to Engineers meant) design everything.

  69. Its the experience dummy not just the color accent by HW_Hack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As an ex-Intel developer I've had first hand experience "trying" to develop new form factors - new looks - "new excitement" for the PC industry. Back in '99 whne the defacto PC was a full ATX tower running a Pentium III and making 45dB in noise. We designed a radical pyramid shaped legacy-free PC (only USB, Firewire, LAN, VGA) that would fit on a mouse pad ad produced only 37dB in noise. It was an experiment in shock therapy for the PC industry. We went on to do many others - but the bottom line is the PC is what it is because of strict standards ... standards for each and every component from shape of motherboard to cases and screws. This is one of te reasons PCs can be built so cheaply -- think cookie cutter to the nth degree. Our work on form factors really went no-where as both the industry AND consumers are hooked on cheap PCs (cost cost cost). In the end we did manage to influence acoustics - ergonomics - and a slight reduction in size for some PCs. But all along my overall major issue was that the "real user experience" is more than color and plastic ... its the OS that you interact with - its useability / intuitiveness / stability / and security. Making a PC blue and silver does not cover up the warts that XP sprouts on the screen and the user experience. In the end - the data plainly indicated that what users really wanted was a PC that just *%$#(@ works !!! Clearly indicating major issues with XP (complexity to basic security to stability). Of course such things (stability - security) are boring ... they don't have the pizzaz of "Aero windows" or what ever else is in Vista. I type this comment on my G5 iMac -- it has a small foot-print - quiet - and OS X just works (stable & secure). It costs more than a PC - but then its not a PC - thats the point. It sits next to my custom built Pentium 4 PC (quiet and power efficient) in a standard mico-ATX case running Ubuntu Linux - it just works and its stable and secure. Both can create compatible documents to share with the "XP world" - thats all that matters. The "standard PC" will continue to evolve based on advances in CPUs & highly integrated chips / memory / hard drives. But cost is the primary driver for the masses be they businesses or individuals. Most importantly the true "user experience" of the OS is perhaps coming to point of change -- Vista - OS X - Linux - Google OS(?). In the very near future you will be able to run multiple OS's concurrently -- couple that with a hot pink PC and you just might be on to something .....

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  70. Laser Engravings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I look forward to the day of laser engravings on the top of laptops (and PCs, I suppose) for automated customization in very quick turn around times.

  71. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is that Apple basically invented the Beige thing in the first place, although not really on purpose... they just happened to use beige plastic (for whatever reason) and big the biggest computer seller very early on in the industry.

  72. Re:Wow! I like the way... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    As if that were somehow a new thing. It seems like Apple's iTV has certainly got a lot of press despite the fact that it's a long way from being a product and it's mostly a ripoff of a Windows Media Center Extender. How is that any different?

    "...has only as much power as a Mac PowerBook having less than half the weight..."

    What kind of bullshit is that? A Powerbook is in no way comparable to the Dell machine you are referring to, and anyone considering either product wouldn't consider the other. Does a Powerbook have a 20" screen or two hard drive bays? I think not. By your standards, no one should want to buy an iMac either. After all, an iMac "has only as much power as a Mac PowerBook having less than half the weight."

    "...and people think that this is interesting?"

    I would imagine Dell will find out. It's obviously targeted at users that wish to transport their computers but not use them in their laps, and it's not the first time a machine like this has been made. The article itself includes a picture of a very early example.

  73. I Don't Get It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whilst I can understand someone wanting their laptop, cellphone, mp3 player, etc. to look cool and stylish, I really don't get why it matters what a desktop PC looks like. Despite the name, I don't know anyone who actually puts their PC on their desks - they go under the desk or wedged between the desk and the wall where noone can see them; so who cares what they look like?

    I guess if you shell out a couple of hundred on the latest case, you might be tempted to put it in full view, but then everyone would just think 'look at that idiot with a glowing PC on his desk'..

  74. Re:1996 called. It wants its article back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dunno about that; my Apple ][ was beige...and so were Macs for a while.


    Back when the Apple ][ came out, personal computers cases resembled like the Altair's ... that is, if they even came with a case.
  75. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    It's worth getting one with a widened err... "throat". American toilets block up way too often. Only time I ever had one block in the UK was when I tried to flush a TP roll as a kid. Here in the US it's a monthly occurance.

    Rich

  76. I don't buy it by briancnorton · · Score: 1

    It's just a matter of time before the "beige box" or "Black box" or whatever becomes the "no box." Wireless USB, 802.11x, wireless monitors (like mira) and other simple things will allow you to stick the box (if you even need one) in the closet, cupboard, or somewhere else. At that point, fashion will be more relevant to the monitor than the box.

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  77. Beige Rules by cheese-cube · · Score: 1

    The cheese-box: cbox_che.jpg cbox_front.jpg

  78. Re:Yeah yeah, you feel free to buy the £120 by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny
    Only time I ever had one block in the UK was when I tried to flush a TP roll as a kid. Here in the US it's a monthly occurance.

    Cut down on your fiber (fibre?) a bit. You'll be fine.

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  79. Apple started the beige by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    colour, with the use of ABS for the Apple II cases.

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  80. My box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is black and the ratio of its sides is 1 : 4 : 9 ....

  81. customized PCs and more by RichardatDELL · · Score: 1

    while lots of people credit apple with design savvy, think it merits pointinig out that Dell has always been the leader in the industry at customized products and services to specifically meet whatever the customer wants and needs from techhnology.

    If the article is correct than going forward, Dell is well positioned to build on that custoomization and add a little more design savvy....then the future should be a bright one.