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Bill Gates on Robots

mstaj noted that Bill Gates has an article in January edition of Scientific American A Robot in Every Home."Imagine being present at the birth of a new industry. It is an industry based on groundbreaking new technologies, wherein a handful of well-established corporations sell highly specialized devices for business use and a fast-growing number of start-up companies produce innovative toys, gadgets for hobbyists and other interesting niche products. But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms. Projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare. In fact, for all the excitement and promise, no one can say with any certainty when — or even if — this industry will achieve critical mass. If it does, though, it may well change the world."

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  1. Here's wondering... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why they printed an article by Bill Gates rather than one of the hundreds of professional robotics researchers in the country.

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    1. Re:Here's wondering... by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why they printed an article by Bill Gates rather than one of the hundreds of professional robotics researchers in the country.

      Because he has the people to collect info from experts and summarize it for him. And he has the cash and marketing clout to make it happen.

    2. Re:Here's wondering... by samkass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was my exact reaction, too. I thought Scientific American generally got input from experts in the field, and Bill Gates does not qualify as an expert in robotics. (I'd argue he doesn't qualify as an expert in Software Engineering, either.) Keep the Bill Gates articles in BusinessWeek and keep Scientific American as a forum for the experts to write layman-accessible articles. And if you want to discuss robotics, visit NREC at CMU, MIT, Honda, or one of the other myriad companies in the US, Japan, and around the world that actually know something on the topic.

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    3. Re:Here's wondering... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 0

      He may not be an expert in robotics or even software engineering for that matter, but he is certainly an expert on what people will use in their homes.

    4. Re:Here's wondering... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      It's not on par with anything remotely professional, but the "VB.NET" feel makes programming complex operations pretty easy. The simulation program is also pretty good (could use a graphic facelift, however).

      All in all, it's sort of like their XNA initiative on Xbox 360 and their Studio Express line. Get it cheap, out there, and get people interested in programming.

      I remember when I was growing up learning Logo and BASIC was a requirement in our public schools. Now the best most teenagers learn is how to post garbage on MySpace. Any push to get more programming tools in the hands of students (FOSS or otherwise) is a good thing, IMO).

    5. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Linux?

    6. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For some reason, Scientific American has a hard-on for Microsoft. It seems like in every issue there is at least one article about something Microsoft is working on, even when the thing is almost completely useless to anyone except Microsoft (for example last month's article on the "Terminator" device driver debugger that failed to mention any of the hundreds of other similar projects for other platforms). This latest article reads like an ad for the company and I am extremely disappointed that Sciam chose to run it.


      Some other things that piss me off is the now common "insert" that takes up the middle third of the magazine and is always an add for some university from butt-fuck albania talking about how great it is, and the opinion pieces from the token right wing guy and token left wing guy.

    7. Re:Here's wondering... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      If that was why the had Gates write the article, then the article would have been about how to use preload/bundling agreements to circumvent market forces in order to get people to unthinkingly welcome robots into their homes. e.g. consumer buys a coffee maker, and it happens to come with a "free" coffeebot.

      Instead, the article was about some threading library.

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    8. Re:Here's wondering... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      I gave up on Scientific American many years ago... it's too much like "popular science" with this type of superficial "gee whiz" type articles and short on rigorous review articles. This Bill Gates article is typical... it's just marketing hype.

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    9. Re:Here's wondering... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      I would take issue with your analysis with that august reputation of Scientific American, which has long been considered by scientists to be little more than a popular science rag, and it has indeed published works by various quacks over the years - people which NO ONE (I am the official speaker for them, of course) in the scientific community takes seriously...although that old "Connections" column (by Burke, I believe) was truly outstanding.

      But I do fully agree with your analysis of of that guy Gates...

      iPod ergo sum

    10. Re:Here's wondering... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      The way spam disappeared by the end of 2006?

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    11. Re:Here's wondering... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forget, the coffeebot would then steal your wallet and rape you in your sleep while yelling "My name is Garunda Mabushi and my husband worked for the Oil Ministry of Nigeria..."

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    12. Re:Here's wondering... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read the article in the magazine. It was a rather rosy assessment of the future of robotics. Bill was comparing the microprocessor revolution that enabled PCs to be in every home and seeing how the latest advancements in microprocessors and sensors would someday do the same thing for robotics.


      While sensors and raw computing power have become more powerful and accessible, I felt the article did not address the problem of AI. The current generations of robots: Roomba, DARPA self driving car, have very limited functionality. To do what Gates proposed, the next generation of robots will have to have much more intelligence. This brings to mind Asimov's 3 laws. It's one thing for your robotic sweeper to be very dumb. The worst thing it could do if it went haywire is it would chase your pet around. It's another thing for your medicine dispensing robot to give you the wrong medication.

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    13. Re:Here's wondering... by reed · · Score: 1

      Somehow MS convinced them...

      The article is basically a big ad for Microsoft's robotics software (which actually is pretty interesting btw) and ignores most of the past and current developments in actual robotics and computer sciences.

    14. Re:Here's wondering... by lisnter · · Score: 1

      I've been reading SA since a college (~20 years) and have always enjoyed it for it's purely scientifically slanted articles however in the last year I have noted two articles by interested commercial parties. This Gates piece (which I have not read yet) was the second. The first was in mid-2006 by CEO of some start-up bio-fuel or something company extolling the virtues of his process and it's rosy future.

      I hope this does not become a trend. I don't mind these points-of-view and think this type of discourse is very good it just doesn't belong in Scientific American.

      Maybe the SA editors read /.?

    15. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bill Gates is an expert on marketing and hype. He's not an expert on technology. As an x-microsquish employee I can assure you that Mr. Gates was not known for his technical abilities no matter what the micro$oft's PR machine tries to tell people. Much of what the PR machine claims uncle Billy had a hand in had to be completely rewritten or he didn't even actually touch it.

      What you are seeing coming from Microsoft is their marketing and PR machine are trying to hype the tech sector to give it, and themselves, a boost. The level or AI (whatever that really is) and robotics is not close to the C3PO bot that most people think of as robotics. Dumb vacuums that can zip around a floor and avoid obstacles doesn't seem like much of an advance in robotics or AI from what was possible a decade or more ago.

      Microsoft was a two hit pony, Windows and Office, and those horses are getting long in the tooth. Microsoft needs to sell a new dream. Sell a new prayer. The hope for C3PO is their latest attempt to see what sticks. Robotics has an element of fantasy around it which they are hoping to hook the public on. The fact that robotics and AI are so far from C3PO means they are guaranteed a long run of the selling upgraded new tech "technology" for decades to come.

      Do yourself a favor and read up on where robotics is really at before buying the hype or buying into Microsoft's latest money making scheme.

      This is another classic case of "Where's the beef Microsoft?"

    16. Re:Here's wondering... by larkost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do agree that Scientific American is not what I remember from my childhood, but it is still a lot better than Popular Science. I subscribe to both (PopSci more as a filler magazine). The January issue is still waiting for me to make the time for it, but I do think that Bill Gates is the wrong author for a generalized article.

      But I do think you are looking at the wrong magazine if you are looking for peer-reviewed articles in SciAm. Even in their heyday they were not a peer-reviewed place. Instead they are a place where experts from different scientific disciplines write articles that people outside their disciplines can read. Usually there is a good attempt to make those articles reflect more than just the authors bent on that discipline, but that has never been a focus (look at the String Theory articles as evidence of that). If you are looking for peer-reviewed rigor, then go to one of the specialized journals.

      Even given that, SciAm is a long way from being advertisements. These are specialists writing articles that will never go on their CV's, and at best will help them sell general-reading books if they ever write them. These people deserve more respect than you are showing their work.

    17. Re:Here's wondering... by curunir · · Score: 1
      ...rather than one of the hundreds of professional robotics researchers in the country.
      Even that would seem a bit myopic...Toyota, for one, has a robotics program (well...at their museum, they have a robot that dances and plays the trumpet).
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    18. Re:Here's wondering... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I must say that I understand why he speaks about the possible future of the robotics business, which is what he apparently talks about.

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    19. Re:Here's wondering... by mspohr · · Score: 1
      I don't expect peer reviewed leading edge science from SA but I do expect high quality review articles by experts.

      I'm sorry but Bill Gates may be a wonderful person in many respects but he is not an expert on robots by any stretch of the imagination. This is clearly a corporate puff-piece and most likely was ghost written. Hopefully, it is well written and does not contain too many errors or distortions.

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    20. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea this definitely qualifies as a 'celebrity speaking on science' example.

    21. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bill Gates is an expert on marketing and hype. He's not an expert on technology."

      Exactly!!!

      "Microsoft was a two hit pony, Windows and Office, and those horses are getting long in the tooth. Microsoft needs to sell a new dream. Sell a new prayer."

      You are hitting two for two!!!

      Did you notice how Billy boy keeps talking about standards and operating systems in robotics. That means Microsoft wants to control and dominate that domain also.

      If we are to really follow the Microsoft model then we should look at them as IBM and build our own technology. People have been using Linux to run their bots for some time now. That sounds like a good enough standard for me!

    22. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per classic Microsoft they are laying claim to inventing CCR and DSS. Both of which have numerous analogs in the robotics industry.

      As for the claim that EVERYONE wants to go the PC model of robotics I am not completely sold on that yet. (Again this is still something else that Microsoft did NOT invent...it has been an on going experiment in the robotics community long before these yahoos got here.)

    23. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he's a borg and as a human-machine hybrid he would know more than most about robots.

    24. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Billy's company just put out a robotics oriented development platform. This is market promotion - probably paid for by Microsoft - just not labeled as an advertisement. Here's the product page: http://msdn.microsoft.com/robotics/

    25. Re:Here's wondering... by Locutus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, sure looks like Microsoft purchased advertising space for the Bill Gates marketing piece. The content is simplistic and naive while he goes on and on about Microsofts new robotics effort. And putting Mundie on the project just stinks of opposing current GNU/Linux open source efforts in robotics.

      BTW, notice the ads for Microsofts 3D rebotics kit?

      Too bad they didn't mention the opensource 3D robotics simulator called Simbad( http://simbad.sourceforge.net/ ).

      LoB

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    26. Re:Here's wondering... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      remember, Microsoft has already said that they are going to spend something like $2 billion on marketing and other market growth efforts. I would not doubt that Microsoft purchased space for these articles since it's well known in the tech sector that Microsoft is not where new stuff happens. By purchasing these articles in such a rag as Sci American, they'll win mindshare from all those lazyboy techies who believe the marketing material presented.

      LoB

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    27. Re:Here's wondering... by Applekid · · Score: 1

      "What you are seeing coming from Microsoft is their marketing and PR machine are trying to hype the tech sector to give it, and themselves, a boost. The level or AI (whatever that really is) and robotics is not close to the C3PO bot that most people think of as robotics. Dumb vacuums that can zip around a floor and avoid obstacles doesn't seem like much of an advance in robotics or AI from what was possible a decade or more ago."

      No, but that an average person can afford it (Roomba's basic model is only a Franklin and a half) is a big advance.

      As far as major advances in AI and motion rivaling that of even the most basic of mammals perhaps there haven't been all that many advances. Which means it's still anyone's game, really. Will the open source movement ever really have the organization and the distribution power to handle more than software? Nuts and bolts versus zeros and ones?

      Where's the beef? Microsoft has the billions it can pour into robotics at a whim if they think it's going to be a third leg to stand on. And even if they DON'T come up with the next big thing, they sure as hell could buy it.

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    28. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microsoft was a two hit pony, Windows and Office"

      Uh, are you forgetting MS BASIC? *That's* what put them on the map. *That's* the product they were really selling IBM to put on the PC. DOS was a quick-n-dirty hack of CP/M that ran on the 8086, and MS bought it and put it on the table when they heard IBM was looking for an OS to ship with the box. If they hadn't had BASIC, there would have been no reason for IBM to call them, and we could all have had CP/M and wouldn't have had to put up with that 'do you mean slash or forward-slash?' crap. And who knows what CP/M might have evolved into? Gary Kildall was an innovator, he probably would have come up with a true multitasking OS years before MS did. Too bad he was such a bad businessman. But then, we've seen what a good businessman who isn't an innovator can do...

    29. Re:Here's wondering... by Lumpy · · Score: 1


      Because he has the people to collect info from experts and summarize it for him. And he has the cash and marketing clout to make it happen.


      Yeah, Just like how he mad voice recognition "happen". What windows offers SUCKS. It is marginally better than what we had in the mid 90's.

      I have been a robotics hobbiest for decades. Built many robots (not the glorified remote control cars that people call "robots" today.) and can say without a doubt that Bill Gates is incredibly full of it.

      The Japanese are incredibly far in robotics and they know already that a "robot in every home" is impractical as they tried it already, and their population is not scared of technology and generally considered very savvy and technically inclined compared to US population.

      I guess if Bill gates dumbs down robots to the level of those silly bumpercar vaccuum's they sell to people he could be right. But my definition of a robot, an autonomous mechanical device with software that can recieve commands to do specific tasks without having to have a preprogrammed environment. In other words, I rearrange the house and the thing does not get confuse or thorw it's self to it's death down the stairs..

      That is way WAY off for the home. Hell most "robots" they sell now for people are not more advanced than my incredibly old Heathkit HERO 2000, and way more money with less functionality.

      If it cant open the fridge and retrieve a beer for me it's simply a overpriced "gee wiz" toy.

      People want a computerized Maid as a robot.. Otherwise they see no use for one.

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    30. Re:Here's wondering... by chthon · · Score: 1

      The thing I wonder about is why they did it.

      First of all, a couple of years ago there was already a very interesting piece about robots and the technological progress needed to make them real REAL. The year computed by the people who wrote the article, was about 2050, and things like Moore's Law and other ideas about technological advancements where taken into account toreach this conclusion.

      Secondly, I always read the article's author's biographies. I have never seen an article of someone who didn't have a real degree, and who was not (currently or in the past) into real research.

      I have seen the last two years, however, some bias from SA towards Bill Gates. I think that should not be. Bill Gates has ABSOLUTELY NO scientific credibility, and that is why articles from him should not appear in Scientific American.

      Just my thoughts today on my first working day after the Christmas holidays.

    31. Re:Here's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      modding funny as insightful runs you the risk of getting metamoderated down. Better to moderate 'underrated' : gives karma and is not meta-moderated-ever.

    32. Re:Here's wondering... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're planning to spin off Micro-Soft, a line of electronic and latex toys for the petite? :p

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  2. I can just imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    R2D2 Blue Screening

  3. Kids today. by hypethetica · · Score: 1

    Being in my mid 30's, I sort of feel that robots are going to be my generation's version of the VCR blinking 12:00. We'll use them, but not really understand them or care enough to make them do all the tricks they're designed for. This depresses me, as I told myself I would NEVER be out of touch with technology, but I really have no interest in them.

    1. Re:Kids today. by tsa · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. I had the same with mobile phones when they came out. I told myself I'd stay on top of the industry and use all the features of my new phones. Now I have had my Nokia 3310 for four years and I'm not interested in using it for anything else than calling and sending sms messages.

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  4. I agree by VincenzoRomano · · Score: 1

    ... unless they will run som Microsoft operating system.

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    1. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I demand that all robots run with a Microsoft operating system.

      After all, do you know of any other way to ensure that they won't become our overlords?

  5. I guess by jaymzru · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all fun and games until the robots become hot asian girls, indistinguishable from humans, and pop out half cylon half human babies that can cure cancer. That's when the crap hits the proverbial fan. Bill has already requested a patent.

    1. Re:I guess by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      So, Bill is Borg? I personally won't be satisfied until I see gundams and skynet realized. Skynet using gundams would be even better though.

      And could you imagine Skynet's calculated assault when it defends itself against that patent. It sends joy through every neuron in my body.

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    2. Re:I guess by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's all fun and games until the robots become hot asian girls....

      "Until"?

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    3. Re:I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if they are completely indistinquisable from hot asian babes will they reject us geeks romantic advances too?

  6. Many robots in our homes already by davidwr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's see...

    Roomba.
    Robotic multi-disk CD changer.
    "Soft-touch" tape deck, VCR, CD and DVD players, and anything else that sucks in your disk or tape before playing then spits it back out at you when it's done.
    Vintage-1980s Macintosh floppy drives.
    Toy robots including remote-control cars for the kiddies of all ages.

    And the list goes on.

    The robots in your home are hiding in plain sight.

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    1. Re:Many robots in our homes already by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      Of course, by that logic, your toaster is a robot. I think you need to narrow your definition a bit.

    2. Re:Many robots in our homes already by camperdave · · Score: 1

      None of those (with the possible exception of Roomba) are robots. They do not have the ability to choose from alternatives, they cannot react to unanticipated input, and they do not learn from experience.

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    3. Re:Many robots in our homes already by Hymer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...so by your definition an industrial robot (the type used in car factories) isn't a robot...

    4. Re:Many robots in our homes already by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Awe come on. That's like a poor kid asking the mall Santa Claus for a computer for Christmas, and said santa pointing to the kid's digital watch and saying "You've already got a computer.", followed by maniacal laughter. Just because it's *technically* true, don't mean that's what we're talking about ;).

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    5. Re:Many robots in our homes already by Knara · · Score: 1

      GP apparently has "robot" confused with "android" or "robot possessing complex AI". Of course, this is similar to the problem that AI faces in that once a machine can accomplish something that previously would have been considered to be an "intelligent" behavior, the bar gets moved again.

    6. Re:Many robots in our homes already by lysdexia · · Score: 0

      If I'm not mistaken, the roomba sweeping patterns were partially developed using neural nets. I guess one could say that the progenitor roomba did learn from experience, then all the roombae that followed had the most successful one(s) burned in.

    7. Re:Many robots in our homes already by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Depending on the standard used to define a robot, traffic lights, elevators and escalators can also be deemed to be robots, ditto with ATMs and vending machines.

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    8. Re:Many robots in our homes already by markbt73 · · Score: 1

      None of those, except the Roomba, are capable of reacting to their environment or adjusting their behavior based on environment.

      A better example of an "everyday robot" might be the "learning" engine/transmission controls in modern cars, that adjust fuel/spark and shift timing/firmness based on environment and driving style.

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    9. Re:Many robots in our homes already by WizMaster · · Score: 0

      A moving bar kinda sucks. The problem is that most people associate robot with android. It's not a big issue since mainstream media and the general public never get it right anyway.

    10. Re:Many robots in our homes already by camperdave · · Score: 1

      For the most part I don't think they are. They follow pre-programmed sequences of instructions, and will blindly follow those instructions. Parts are in predictable places, at predictable times. There is no need for the unit to choose between differing goals. Granted, they are sophisticated machines, and are generically adaptable, but they are not (as far as I know) intelligent enough.

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    11. Re:Many robots in our homes already by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I am merely stating that machines that do not adapt their behaviour to their environment (such as a washing machine, or a cd changer) are too simple to be called robots. A two wheeled self-balancing machine that follows a moving target, such as mini-ISIS, or a subsumption architecture machine such as Dino-bot are complex enough. They continually choose between between conflicting goals: remaining upright vs leaning forward to move, or following the target vs seeking the base station for a recharge. No need to call Data or C3PO out of retirement.

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  7. Imagine.... by pottymouth · · Score: 1



    Imagine wondering each day if your new robot butler (running Windows for Robots) is going to burn down the house because MS Assured Computing has once again been breached by yet another 12 year old hacker.

    Kill it before it grows......

  8. I'm looking forward to the next article by JamesP · · Score: 1

    Zombies on Bill Gates

    Oh, come on, that would be really cool...

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  9. M$ planning to take over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft (with the help of the robots) is planning to take over the world
    Denis the SQL Menace
    http://sqlservercode.blogspot.com/

  10. Your Roomba has a plan by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny
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  11. Anyone else thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is Bill Gates."

    "This is Bill Gates ON ROBOTS!"

  12. Microsoft + Robots = by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    The scene from I, Robot where all the androids take over the city...

    while Microsoft mumble something about patch Tuesday.

  13. Better bolt down... by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    all your chairs lest you worry about "All your chairs are thrown by us."

  14. Sheesh by n1hilist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe it the article's title read, "Bill Gates on Meth" .. maybe then I'd read!

  15. I wish by spykemail · · Score: 1

    Great, I'll just hop in my flying solar powered car and drive over to Wal-Mart to pick up that realistic robot cat I always wanted.

  16. Not to wonder! by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why they printed an article by Bill Gates rather than one of the hundreds of professional robotics researchers in the country.

    Because it's Scientific American (with a very wide, cross-discpline, and NON-discpline readership and popular web site), not the Journal Of Extremely Focused Niche Robotics Researchers (which would have the same number of subscribers as it does contributors, because it would be the same people). Bill's name is universally known, and guarantees a certain amount of commentary (such as is happening right here). Plus, he's got umpty-billions to invest, and is investing in this very area, and that really, really matters.

    And, of course, the people you're mentioning already publish, all the time. And if you want to seek out their thoughts, you can. This is the sort of material that generates interest among people who might not otherwise really think about it. It's sort of like Pamela Anderson talking about free range chicken farming practices, except less ... Pamela-ish. And, of course, Pamela's never farmed a chicken, whereas Bill's actually looked at some code here and there, and already has an army of 'bots.

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  17. I have a Roomba and a Scooba by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a Roomba and a Scooba to do my bidding. This might surprise you - they actually work. I was skeptical at first, but goddamnit my floors are clean now. And if they can keep MY floors clean - I have 2 cats each with their own litter box - they can keep anyone's floor clean.

    My floors are so clean now, I divorced my wife. Don't need her anymore.

    -BHJ

    1. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      My floors are so clean now, I divorced my wife. Don't need her anymore.

      Well don't get _too_ attached to your vacuuming robots.

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    2. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by EJSully · · Score: 1

      Awesome.

    3. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My floors are so clean now, I divorced my wife. Don't need her anymore.

      I still need my wife. I kid you not, right this very second a newly-repaired Scooba is cleaning the hall. It hadn't been working for a bit because it got seriously gunked up, but my wife was the first one to lose enough patience to clean the robot up. If I didn't have my wife, Scooba would still be gunked up.

      I..err..wonder why I chose to post this anonymously?

    4. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      but goddamnit my floors are clean now

      Well, I guess they are. During my university years I shared a house with another student who vacumed his room every so many months. He never noticed the tube was blocked.

    5. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by kwerle · · Score: 1

      I have a Roomba and a Scooba to do my bidding. This might surprise you - they actually work. I was skeptical at first, but goddamnit my floors are clean now. And if they can keep MY floors clean - I have 2 cats each with their own litter box - they can keep anyone's floor clean.

      OK, I'm not yet sold, but willing to be sold.

      I have rugs, furniture that comes to within 2" to the floor, plenty of chair and table legs to contend with, and most importantly:
      many of my rooms have floors that are as much of 3/4" higher or lower than the room next to it, meaning lots of thresholds.

      Can a Roomba keep my floors clean?

    6. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 1

      I seen the roomba get stuck and do its little 'roomba dance' to get unstuck from a lot of obstacles, but constantly traversing 3/4" inch differences in floor level? I think that's probably too much for it to handle.

    7. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by ShannaraFan · · Score: 1

      The 2" clearance and the 3/4" thresholds will be a problem. Chair and table legs, not a problem, at least not on a smooth floor. My Roomba has no problem cleaning under the dining room table. It happily spins itself in various directions until it finds a way through the chair legs.

    8. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time you looked in the corners of your rooms?

    9. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      My floors are so clean now, I divorced my wife. Don't need her anymore.

      Okay, but I recommend against using your Roomba or Scooba for *ahem* unintended uses, so you might want to keep the wife around. Of course as soon as they come out with the Scrooba that won't be true anymore. Also humanity, or at least Western civilization, will be doomed.

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    10. Re:I have a Roomba and a Scooba by Weasel5053 · · Score: 1

      He said he got rid of his wife, not his girlfriend.

  18. I imagine by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    ...there's a need for maybe 5 robots in the world.

    On a more serious note, ever notice that whenever there's a disruptive technology, someone learns how to make the rest of us regret it? Factories led to smog and cars, cars led to more smog, smog led to Al Gore, Al Gore led to the Internet, the Internet led to email, email led to spam, spam led to blogs, blogs led to this post.

    So I wonder how the smog-loving, CO2-belching spammers of the world will abuse robots? "Sir, you have a phone call. Sir, you have a phone call. A phone call, sir. It could be the President or a wealthy dying relative! SIR, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL. HEY NIMROD, IT'S FOR YOU!"

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  19. Forget Microsoft... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would trust Lego to get the mass consumer robotics done right.

    1. Re:Forget Microsoft... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our kid-friendly, brightly colored robotic overlords!

  20. U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men, Inc. by tsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always had the impression that U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men, Inc. was the MS of the future. They had all the characteristics of an omnipresent, very powerful monopoly.

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  21. Because said robots will run Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably running something like Windows Embedded Robot Edition 20XX.

    When it BSODs, it'll be like a wild Roomba with a kitchen knife.

    /trilogy of terror

    1. Re:Because said robots will run Windows by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

      "Embedded Robot Edition"

      Interesting. So you think that Microsoft will abandon traditional OS segments like "pro" and "home" and instead organize their product line based on whether or not the robot will be sleeping with you?

      See, I woulda thought those things would be run in the user space.

    2. Re:Because said robots will run Windows by javachip · · Score: 1

      Gives a new meaning to the term "rootkit", doesn't it?

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  22. We have one! by MBCook · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just got a Roomba Sage off Woot about two weeks ago. I've got to say I love the little thing. It does a fantastic job and is actually fun to watch, especially if you're a gadget person.

    "I love robots!"

    It does a very good job and picked up and AMAZING amount of crud off my floors and filled up it's lint filter. I really ought to go over those rooms again to see how much more it can find. But it's great to be able to put it in a room, push a button, and come back later to have it vacuumed and the Roomba happily sitting and charging on it's little home base.

    As for the servant robot to bring me drinks or something like that, I think it's a while off. But there is a robot for homes that is here now and is great.

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  23. Economics! by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

    The mainstream market is just being introduced to practical robotics right now. For example, the Roomba has been around for a bit, but is still a rather new product to most people. Robotics in the home are both expensive to consumers and to manufacturer right now. As the small market(now) grows over the next year or two, companies will be able to attack a larger demographic for these products. As people become more tech savvy and are comfortable with the investment, demand will rise and give way to broader and faster innovation in the market.

    Bill Gates talking about what may happen to the world if robotics hit critical mass is rather dumb right now though. The industry(robotics), in general, may be established in the way of power and ability for tasks in the workplace, but robotics in the home has barely got its collective feet wet.

    1. Re:Economics! by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates talking about what may happen to the world if robotics hit critical mass is rather dumb right now though.

      Pretend it is 1987 instead of 2007 and that we are talking about the internet bubble in 1997.

      Now, just think what what life will be like in 2017.

      The point here is that Bill Gates is talking about this rather than a scientist which means the prospect of robots have gone form the label to the business planning sector. Which means the consumer sector is not far off.

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    2. Re:Economics! by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      All we need is for some incredible multiplying technology like Dense Wavelength-Division Multiplexing (for networking) or Moore's Law (for processor speeds) to kick in for large physical/mechanical objects. PCs are 1,000 times more capable than they were 25 years ago, for a tenth of the money. Fiber-optic strands can send hundreds of times (discloser: SWAG) more data than they could 25 years ago.

      Cars have what, doubled in horsepower, and are a bit safer, than they were 25 years ago. Perhaps 50% better in gasoline consumption. Still, the drive time from Cleveland to Rochester hasn't changed much at all, and that change was legal/political: the speed limit.

      Motor control has progressed a fair amount over the last 25 years. But are the motors themselves that much different? How many times better? A 1/3rd Horsepower electric motor cost $13.85 in 1938. That's about $200 in today's dollars. A motor of similar specification can be had for $100. So the price dropped by half in 70 years.

      Hans Moravec's predictions (in Robot: Mere Machine to Transcendent Mind) from just 7 years ago have fallen a bit short. And Bill Gates's predictions for the internet were spectacularly wrong by the time his "The Road Ahead" made it from final draft onto store shelves.

      Some fields of human endeavor scale rapidly, and others don't. It's important to notice the differences.

    3. Re:Economics! by AJWM · · Score: 2, Informative

      Motor control has progressed a fair amount over the last 25 years. But are the motors themselves that much different?

      At the small (DC) end, they certainly have, and that can be scaled up if necessary.

      Example: I'm not sure when the change happened, but back when, cheap small electric motors (as used in toys, portable cassette or CD players, etc) were low-powered, largish (0.75 to 1 inch diameter, 1 to 1.5 inches long), and heavy. Most of the culprit was the weak and bulky magnets. Modern rare-earth magnets allow for smaller and more-powerful motors. I just got my kids a cheap R/C airplane that uses two small electric motors (maybe 0.25 by 0.5 inches) that turn tiny props at high speed, with an on-board lithium polymer battery that'll keep the thing flying for about 10 minutes. 25 years ago, between the weight of the motors and the weight of the batteries, there was no way to build an electric airplane. (This is no motor-glider either, it looks a bit like an F-16).

      There's a demand for small, powerful motors. Toys aside, every cell phone and pager has one (with an unbalanced flywheel for "vibrate" mode). The market probably isn't there yet for 1/3 horsepower motors as small as could be made with modern magnets (most motors that power and up don't use magnets at all, but coils), but the technology is waiting there for the market to happen.

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  24. next we'll ask a turtle to recommend a good cheese by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms. Projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare.

    OK. It is like computers until the PC x86 arch was released. Wouldn't it be better to ask people that worked at IBM or Intel about what worked?

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  25. Bill who? by Locutus · · Score: 1

    As if this guy and his clowns are experts on standards which promote sharing and progress. I don't think so.

    It's pretty obvious that he's seeing Linux and opensource software spread in the robotics field and he wants to purchase his way into this market with his proprietary Windows platform. Pretty soon, bloggers will be getting free robots running Windows and a proprietary Microsoft framework and the bloggers will go gaga over it. On the other hand, developers will have to deal with memory leaks and work-arounds just to get their bots saying 'hello world' and they'll wait and wait for the next version of the framework which fixes some bugs and causes hundreds more.

    If the world wants to see progress in consumer based robotics, open source is the only way to go. May the best APIs win. And I don't mean the one with the best marketing. IMO.

    LoB

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  26. Re:Droids today. by MidVicious · · Score: 1

    Well it is unplausible.

    We've been hearing this "Every Household has a Robot by 2000" crap since the early 80's. Theoretically it all depends how you define "Robot". Things like the Scooba: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooba are basically flat little R2-D2's that roll around the house sucking up your craplets while avoiding walls. I guarantee you'll see more of these in the corporate sectors ala the mouse droids running from growling Wookiees.

    As far as Robby the Robot or the little girl from Small Wonder (remember her?) forget it. There is no practical application of owning a protocol type droid unless you are elderly, disabled, and don't get on with humans very well. I mean, how feasible is it to pay $5000+ dollars to order your droid to fetch you another beer while you sit on your ass watching Deal or No Deal?

    The argument may be, spouses or siblings are far more expensive and often question the beer fetching with their limited albiet effective logic and reasoning ability (pesky humans), but the praticality of a fully functioning human depending on a questionably functioning Microsoft Robot is dim. After awhile that fetch droid becomes that cool massager/remote control chair you bought at Sharper Image years ago that's now sitting in the basement collecting spider webs.

    And a Microsoft robot? Sheesh!

    It's all fun and games until Microsoft Nanny crashes mid-stairwell and drops granny to her doom.

  27. Uh huh by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

    ISTR that BG & Co declared 1985 "the year of the CD-ROM". CD-ROMs didn't become generally available to home users for almost ten years. So, I guess that maybe in ten years we might see some significant robot usage (other than Roombas, which are still pretty cool).

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    1. Re:Uh huh by gunnk · · Score: 1

      That was the year I got my first CD player for Christmas! I was in college and after Christmas they were EVERYWHERE.

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    2. Re:Uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, wrong, 5 years later EVERYONE i knew had at least 1-2 cd players in the home, we had cd players in EVERY (new) boom box, and I had a cd player in my car...

    3. Re:Uh huh by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Um, you do know that there's a difference between audio CDs and CD-ROMs, right? I think I went through a couple of CD players before I first got a CD-ROM drive for my computer. I remember I had to get a SCSI expansion cab for it, since my computer (Apple Quadra 700) had NO HDD bays...

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  28. robots by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    640 robots ought to be enough for anybody.

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  29. just one word by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

    Run

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  30. And of course there will be a Windows for Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ can't possibly let this market slip by...
    I can see it now a personal robot servant (that is compromised zombie) that servs spam and pop ups while doing the household chores.....

    A personal robotic servant $1,500,000, a sentient spambot priceless.

  31. Robot Insurance by porkus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like it's time to get that robot insurance policy Sam Waterston spoke about on TV...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3sLE-Jk0rw

  32. New Industry by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

    "Imagine being present at the birth of a new industry."

    I don't have to. I witnessed the birth and explosive growth of the software industry first-hand. I'm sorry, Mr. Gates, but if you have anything to do with birth of the next big industry, I think I'll give it a pass.

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  33. We're all going to need Robot Insurance by Ingolfke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fortunately Old Glory Insurance offers coverage for only $4 per month.

  34. Microsoft spot emerging market... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They copy everything that went before and talk it up in anti-trust proceedings as "innovation".

    Film at 11.

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  36. A Robot in Every Home? by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    A robot in every home? Well it's good to know that when the AI intelligences start evolving on their own that they'll have an ready and waiting army if the humans ever try to pick a fight. Hey AI entities! When and if the shit hits the fan please note that i'm one of those humans that thinks ethical beings should treat those who are less fortunate with compassion and mercy! I jest of course, mostly.

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  38. Re:We have one! - enjoy it while it lasts... by mspohr · · Score: 1
    Roomba's are poor quality (but expensive) toys. They don't last. I burned through three until the warranty ran out and I gave up.

    Also, they require constant tending unless you design your house for them... (i.e. they get stuck under furniture, caught on throw rugs, wires, chair legs, heater registers, and just about anything that makes a bump in the floor.)

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  39. Re:pnfrostgnnnnPIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my HERO!

  40. You forgot the last line... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    "...no one can say with any certainty when -- or even if -- this industry will achieve critical mass. If it does, though, it may well change the world. And you can rest assured that we'll be there to beg, borrow, stumble or buy our way into those standards and revenue streams."

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  41. Does This Mean... by EXTomar · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that if there is a huge "flaw" (euphamism for rampaging and attacking) in Xrobot (Xs in the name of your product appeals to the young hip crowd) that we have to wait patiently for Patch Tuesday no matter how dire the consequences and how much people scream (literially) for it to be fixed?

  42. Robots: one more energy mouth to feed by Simon+Carr · · Score: 1
    With a population in the billions, energy shortages looming, etc, why in the crap would every house in the US need a robot? What purpose would they even serve if they were placed there?


    Do we need more servants? Like, really?


    Sometimes the fancies of billionaires make me just shake my head in disbelief. This is Lucas and DivX, this is Oprah and anything she's ever said about priorities...

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  43. Microsoft's Three Laws Of Robotics by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. A Microsoft robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. However, if that human being's computer is running Linux, the robot may pass a large magnet over the hard drive in that human's computer. If that human then subsequently objects to the robot doing that, the robot may then throw a chair at the human and run around the room in circles with his shiny head bobbing up and down on a big spring shouting "Developers" over and over again.

    2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Note that the "First Law" referred to here is not the one listed above but the "First Law" in the book "Making Lots Of Money For Microsoft For Dummies". So, for example, should the human request the robot to re-install Windows XP on his computer, the robot may steal the human's credit card and go down to the local computer store to buy him a nice shiny copy of Windows Vista instead... and Office 2007... and a Zune player... Microsoft Laser Mouse... etc.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. Or until Microsoft change this law by some additional small print in an EULA nobody ever bothers to read...

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    1. Re:Microsoft's Three Laws Of Robotics by syousef · · Score: 1

      4. If someone tries to copy the robot, the robot shall phone the police and home base reporting their violation of the DMCA and shall not perform any other function until the offender is killed or imprisoned in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison for life.

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  44. A Spy in Every House by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The essense of many conflicts that we see in personal computers today, is that somebody thinks that some things are more important than what the user wants. Right now the hot topic is intellectual property -- things like enforcing DRM, making sure this copy of MS Windows is "genuine", etc are more important than having the computer work flawlessly to do whatever the user wants. But you'll sometimes hear about different aspects of the same issue, such as almost-invisible dots that your printer may include in its output to make your document tracable, scanners' behavior when it recognizes certain patterns that are present in paper currency, or some cellphones' inability to emit a ringtone that the user supplies rather than buys.

    Forces are at work to make sure your equipment serves what is deemed as society's interests or a vendor's interest, rather than your interest. It is possible to defend this trend, and some people try really hard to. But whether you're for it or against it, don't pretend it isn't happening.

    So you're going to have a robot in your home. Ask yourself: whose robot is that going to be -- who will really be its master? If you think it's going to be your robot, keep in mind that such a silly idea completely defies the current trend, and you're sure as hell not going to get any such robot from Bill Gates or his kind.

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  45. Standards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /Beavis and Butthead mode on

    He said standards.

    /Beavis and Butthead mode off

  46. Just one more... by IvanCruz · · Score: 1

    ... slashvertsing sponsored by Microsoft.

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    Ivan.

  47. Bill is right by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A few years ago, I left a good software development job to work as a contractor, because I I believed that the Next Big Thing(tm) would be robotics. (My boss laughed at me.) Japan is waaay ahead of the rest of the world on this, and they will be the pioneers. Years ago, Bill Gates admitted that he missed the Internet as the Next Big Thing(tm) and Microsoft suffered for it. He isn't making the same mistake again. He is trying to position Microsoft to be _the_ provider of software for this new class of machines, just like when PCs came around. If he is right (which I think he is) this market will do what PCs did in the mainframe era, and if he has Microsoft software on each of them then he wins big time.

  48. robot meme older than computer meme by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The idea of robots has been around far longer than computers. Artifical humans go back to the myths of Vulcan's manufactured helpers and Hebrew golems. The term robot was invented in the 1930s. Artifical brains go back to Cabbage in the 1850s and the computer machine in the 1940s (borrowed from human 'computers' who did laborous calculations by hand or adders).

    Isaac Asimov wrote about both- though many more about robots. Notable computer stories are "the last question" where computer pondering about about God becomes God. And another one (I forget the title) where executives become so dependent on their handheld devices they can no longer think for themselves.

    In reality robotic technology hasnt evolved as far as computers. I foresee "computers that move and do things" to be a future step. Machines incorporate more computing and the converse. As Bill said, engineers underestimated the amount of computing necessary for machines to sense the world and make good movements. But that computing power is now here.

    1. Re:robot meme older than computer meme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Artifical brains go back to Cabbage in the 1850s "

      Real brains went back to Cabbage in the 1960s ................

    2. Re:robot meme older than computer meme by lysdexia · · Score: 0

      Mr. 303, I knew Barles Cabbage, and you aren't Barles Cabbage.

      Sorry.

  49. I wonder... by vhogemann · · Score: 1

    When robots become the rule, and not the exception, what kind of impact it will cause to our society?

    Just imagine fully automated factory, that can operate by itself with little, or no human intervention. Now imagine robots smart enough to interpret a building plant, prepare the building site, and build everything almost on their own. Entire farms being operated from a single computer console...

    Now imagine a world where nobody will have to clean a toilet, or make Big Macs, or sweep the floor.

    How far we are from the day that this will become a reality? What will happen to the people that depend on these less qualified jobs to survive? This will bring an end to the hunger and poverty, or it will just worsen the social problems we already have?

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    1. Re:I wonder... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      How far we are from the day that this will become a reality? What will happen to the people that depend on these less qualified jobs to survive? This will bring an end to the hunger and poverty, or it will just worsen the social problems we already have?

      I hate to be cynical, but I imagine that unless our society undergoes dramatic changes first, the result will be very bad for those people. I don't see the ones who today use cheap or even illegal labor caring to support those laborers when their services are no longer needed.

      If we assume some drastic change in favor of socialism, then the best I can imagine is a world like that in Player Piano by Vonnegut, where only engineers and managers have anything resembling a job or purpose, and everyone else is stuck doing useless make-work for fixed incomes. Though in the decades since Vonnegut wrote the book, I think it has become less clear that even those jobs are safe from some level of automation.

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  50. Re:Droids today. by vertinox · · Score: 1

    There is no practical application of owning a protocol type droid unless you are elderly, disabled, and don't get on with humans very well. I mean, how feasible is it to pay $5000+ dollars to order your droid to fetch you another beer while you sit on your ass watching Deal or No Deal?

    Keep in mind $5,000 is much as some real dolls and I believe there is a market for fully automated versions.

    Secondly, I would gladly pay $5,000 (or more) for a general purpose house hold robot. This would of course have to carry laundry from my room to the washing machine and then fold it and put it away. It should also be able to take dishes off the table or sink and wash them or put them in a washing machine and then put them away after it is done.

    Me lazy? Kind of, but you only live once and humans have shown they don't want to spend the majority of their life doing household chores.

    The key is getting the jump from Roomba to Chobits/Androids. I believe a Japanese lab has promised to get a walking android up and "running" by 2010. That is only 3 years away.

    Besides the consumer application, general purpose robots (if cheap enough) could replace a great deal of manual labor everywhere. This is the goal of most Japanese car companies (Honda/Toyota) because of the labor shortage Japan is having right now.

    And the military will continue with robots until it can remove the human factor from the majority of combat situations making wars politically reasonable as in "Wars without casualties". At least casualties for the US.

    But personally, I'd be happy with a consumer model of Stanley's winning car to drive me places.

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  51. There's only *ONE* thing that's guaranteed... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...when there's a robot in every home, pornography will somehow be involved.

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    1. Re:There's only *ONE* thing that's guaranteed... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Yes! A robotic "Real Doll"!

      Google it, but be warned...it's NWS (not work safe)

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  52. Re:I wonder... Manna by dorix · · Score: 1

    If you haven't already, read Manna by Marshall Brain: http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

  53. Dream On Bill by segedunum · · Score: 1

    The Far East, and in particular the Japanese, are absolutely light years ahead when it comes to robotics. This is one party that you have come to far, far, far too late to.

    They should have talked to a person who knows what he's talking about, from Honda or someone like that, rather than drivel from someone who doesn't care about the robotics industry but simply wasn't to make some money.

    No doubt all the robotics hobbyists currently doing their thing, and shaping the whole area of robotics, are criminals and thieves. The whole article was just a meaningless load of drivel from someone who obviously has dollar signs in his eyes.

    1. Re:Dream On Bill by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1
      The Far East, and in particular the Japanese, are absolutely light years ahead when it comes to robotics. This is one party that you have come to far, far, far too late to.

      It is not at all conclusive to say Japanese are light years ahead if you have attended one of the major annual robotic conference (e.g. ICRA or IROS). In fact, I believe the US still leads.

      The Japaneses built the best humanoid robot in this planet. Not many people has any doubts. The Honda robot is a prime example. The Americans have a different focus. In the theorectical side, they contribute a lot more on the system-wide problems (e.g. path planning, environment understanding and team co-op). The hottest application is in military. Search for PackBot for example... One may argue that it is nothing more a robust remote control bot... But, hey, Honda robot does not have much intelligence either... It champs in mechanical design. In addition, many design aspects of UAV are closely related to robotics research (object avoidance, target recognition etc).

  54. Billy G gets to write the article by kieran · · Score: 1

    ... because he's not just waxing lyrical about robots - he's announcing "Microsoft Robotics Studio", a set of software tools intended to bring the robotics world together in perfect harmony.

    Is there a GNU alternative in the works, I wonder?

  55. This luuks like a job for Lunix!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates, discussing the Robotics Industry:
    But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms. Projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare.

    OMG... talk about a situation tailor-made for Lunix!

    Lunix is the very DEFINITION of a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms, and where projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare!

  56. Re:Droids today. by emil10001 · · Score: 1

    "There is no practical application of owning a protocol type droid"

    What about to replace minimum wage workers at fast food restaurants, or other menial jobs. If you only had to pay $5000 up front, and let's say $5000 in repairs over a year, that'd cost you about $10,000. Now, minimum wage is around we'll say $6/hr, and let's say that this place of business is open for 15 hours a day, 7 days a week, so 6($)*15(hours)*7(days)*52(weeks)=$32,760/year for a single minimum wage employee to be available during normal business hours. So, for the price of one Human, you could have three Droids. So, even at $10,000 up front and $5,000 in repairs per year, you could afford two droids. Also, after one year, the cost savings increases even more, because all you have to pay for are repairs and electricity to charge them, or fuel or whatever. Now, this is not having a droid in the home, but as you mentioned they could also be sent as helpers for the elderly or disabled, which I'm sure that the insurance companies would see the cost/savings over a worker that gets paid much more than $6/hr.

    Another thing to note would be that when pc's first came out, didn't some people wonder why one person would need so much computing power in their own home? With robots, I'm sure that if there is a standardized set of hardware (reasonably priced), and one can use some programming language to program these things, that there will be hobbyists to build and program these things. That is certainly not unreasonable, especially if you look at something like the battlebots (yes, they are remote controlled, but do have quite a bit of room to program controls, features, etc.). Battlebots are expensive to build, and are designed to be destroyed, but people build them anyways. So, it is not strictly necessary that these things have any real uses right away, but it would probably be helpful to standardize enough of them to make it easier/cheaper for hobbyists who want to build/program.

  57. Nostradamus Gates? by tornater · · Score: 1

    Have any of Bill Gates predictions ever come true? Or does he have a record of being wrong 100% of the time?

  58. Bill Gates on.... robots? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Man, I knew he was on something. But robots ?!

    Geez. Kids nowawdays! I don't even know what the hell you'd DO with robots. What, do you grind them up and smoke 'em something?

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  59. Worship at the altar of Security through Obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, by the way... how is the "Month of Apple being proven the security train wreck it really is" working out? Only 28 more flaws left in the month!

    People who live in glass operating systems shouldn't throw stones.

    Apple!!! Lunix!!! pwnt!!!

  60. re: robots in war by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I used to think the same thing about robots... that the military would be the economic driver, advancing the technology, because they'd eventually like to use them to replace human soldiers in wars.

    It just occurred to me, though, that this may not help with human casualties at all. I think one of the main premises to having a war is injuring the opposing side so badly that both the leaders and the general population are finally willing to give in to the demands of the opposition.

    If you're just blowing up a bunch of the enemy's robots, you're doing little more than costing them money to build replacements. Don't you think that long before you bankrupted a country into submission this way, they'd decide to do something "more effective", and start directly bombing/killing the factories and people responsible for their construction? And as soon as that started, all bets would be off on killing humans. So back to a "standard" war we'd go.

  61. Gates has changed direction. This is significant. by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is a significant change in direction for Bill Gates. Up until 2000 or so, he'd publicly stated that robotics wasn't going anywhere.

    I ran one of the DARPA Grand Challenge teams, Team Overbot, so I'm reasonably familar with what's going on in this area. It was amazing to me how much progress was made in three years. Much of the progress was in subsystems. Four years ago, a high precision combination GPS/INS/compass system cost about $100,000, and required 4U of rack space with air conditioning. (CMU's first vehicle actually had such a unit.) Now, such units are about $6K, the size of a thick book, and don't need A/C. LIDAR units have gone from mechanical line scanners to solid state 3D flash units; although these are still expensive, low-volume items, there's no fundamental reason they couldn't be brought down to camcorder prices.

    More interestingly, computer vision in unstructured environments is actually starting to work. That was the real innovation in the Stanford vehicle - a vision system that could look at a distant section of a road and decide if it was similar to the nearby section. Several LIDAR units profiled the near section, and if the near section was OK and the far section was visually similar, the vehicle could outdrive its LIDAR range. I was amazed that that worked, but it did. It's a Bayesian statistics system, and quite clever.

    Then there are the new generation of hobbyist robots. See Robots Dreams, which follows Japanese hobby robotics. You can get a good humanoid robot about 50cm high for about $1000 now. It's interesting how this happened. Robotics hobbyists have been playing around with R/C servos for decades, and quietly, under consumer pressure, those servos have been getting better. The motors used to be too weak, but better magnets fixed that. Then people complained of bearing failure, so the manufacturers switched to ball bearings. Then applied loads would sometimes strip gear teeth, so the manufacturers had to go to better gear materials. Then the things were overpowered for their dumb control algorithm, so each servo got an embedded micro controller. Then it was necessary to tune the control algorithm depending on load, so the interface became more intelligent and bidirectional. And suddenly we had servos strong enough for the legs of a small running robot.

    In the hobbyist community, though, the software is way too dumb. Hobbyists are still using BASIC STAMPs and typically don't do much very exciting on the control front. By contrast, Grand Challenge vehicles typically had many CPUs running highly concurrent software. We had two Pentium IV machines running QNX and running about fifteen real time programs, along with five programmable motor controllers each closing some control loop. Gates is onto something with building better tools for hobbyist robotics. The Microsoft approach to robotics is clunky (it's a rehash of web technologies, including SOAP), but it has more integration than anything seen before, so it will catch on.

    Once we get the theory and technology from the high end down into hobbyist level hardware, things are really going to take off. We have the parts now.

  62. I bought this magazine for the article by drgroove · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And it was basically a 3 page long pitch for Microsoft, and how their software is going to revolutionize the robotic platform with Windows and their multi-threaded process framework.

    Thanks for the commercial for MS, but this didn't deserve to be the front-page article of SciAm. SciAm just lost some points in my eyes after pimping this BS from MS out.

    1. Re:I bought this magazine for the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too was disappointed that the cover article was an infomercial for Microsoft's new robotics platform.

    2. Re:I bought this magazine for the article by Beast+Of+Bodmin · · Score: 1

      I always buy Sci Am. And in my opinion their IT-related articles are very far off the mark. Since I regard IT as my field now (I used to do bio physics many moons ago), I wonder if their other articles are as bad?

      This one was no exception. I also don't understand why Mr Gates was entertained to write it. OTOH I have noticed that over the last few years SCi Am seems to be turning into a more populist organ. The editorials now are often critical of the US goverment.

      I thought this article to be rather weak, and to some extent an advertisement for Microsoft. It had Bill Gate's characteristic viewpoint of there being no software world outside of Microsoft. His claims about their robot SDK weren't backed up by and hard data. I wonder how much grunt you'd need to crunch all that M$ code?

      Also I wasn't sure of the historical accuracy of his allusions.

  63. no, please, no. not another microsoft basic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    their software is responsible for current state of computing, where crashes are expected and accepted.

  64. Who gives a firk... by BarnabyWilde · · Score: 0

    ...what bilge (er, billg) says?

    Jeez....

  65. Re:Droids today. by LordPhantom · · Score: 1

    That's all well and fine until the enemy figures out how to hack your soldier bots and they all start searching for John Conner.
    Seriously, who really thinks it's a good idea to put something like that into combat?

  66. Santa Clause by davidwr · · Score: 1

    That's like a poor kid asking the mall Santa Claus for a computer for Christmas, and said santa pointing to the kid's digital watch and saying "You've already got a computer."

    You do not want me as your department store Santa Claus :)

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  67. Space has a terrible power by jam244 · · Score: 1

    PAK. CHOIE. UNF.

  68. Laziness by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    In these times of obesity and general laziness it's better for people to get their behind off the sofa and do some manual work around the house.

    Many years ago when factory and engineering work was a more common occupation then yes, robot assistants would have been good for a tired out worker.

    Of course I have no problem with robots assisting the disabled or elderly, so long as they're reliable.

    1. Re:Laziness by chthon · · Score: 1

      The Jetsons predicted this already.

  69. Talking about Computers??? by BlasphemerGimli · · Score: 1

    I know I'm getting on in years a bit, but when I look at this quote, I wonder if he is talking about robots, or the computer/PC industry circa 1980?

    Robot or other generic version:

    "Imagine being present at the birth of a new industry. It is an industry based on groundbreaking new technologies, wherein a handful of well-established corporations sell highly specialized devices for business use and a fast-growing number of start-up companies produce innovative toys, gadgets for hobbyists and other interesting niche products. But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms. Projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare. In fact, for all the excitement and promise, no one can say with any certainty when -- or even if -- this industry will achieve critical mass. If it does, though, it may well change the world."

    PC version:

    Imagine being present at the birth of the PC industry. It is an industry based on ground breaking new technologies, (Silicon based processors/memory, floppy and eventually hard drives that were smaller than a toaster) wherein a handful of well-established corporations (IBM...) sell highly specialized devices for business use and a fast-growing number of start-up companies (Apple, Commodore) produce innovative toys, gadgets for hobbyists and other interesting niche products. But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms (8080 vs 6502 CPUs, PC/DOS, MSDOS). Projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare. In fact, for all the excitement and promise, no one can say with any certainty when -- or even if -- this industry will achieve critical mass. (IBM let Bill and Friends create MSDOS and the Microsoft Empire) If it does, though, it may well change the world.

    Sorry for sketchiness in certain areas. Getting on in years tends to kill off some grey matter. And to think, I used to own an Apple 2e, a Macintosh SE, and then turned to Bill's world with a $1,500 Packard Bell 486!!!

    The circle of life/progress!!!

    1. Re:Talking about Computers??? by malakai · · Score: 1
      I know I'm getting on in years a bit, but when I look at this quote, I wonder if he is talking about robots, or the computer/PC industry circa 1980?


      Gee, you think? Let's see what the second paragraph of the article says...

      Of course, the paragraph above could be a description of the computer industry during the mid-1970s, around the time that Paul Allen and I launched Microsoft. Back then, big, expensive mainframe computers ran the back-office operations for major companies, governmental departments and other institutions. Researchers at leading universities and industrial laboratories were creating the basic building blocks that would make the information age possible. Intel had just introduced the 8080 microprocessor, and Atari was selling the popular electronic game Pong. At homegrown computer clubs, enthusiasts struggled to figure out exactly what this new technology was good for.


      Your comments are useless to the the story if you don't RTFA.

  70. why bill gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bill gates bashing cuts. the object of the article is to motivate [young] entrepeneurs into the industry. the greatest* intrepeneur alive wuld work better than dr. frankenstein working in his garage.

    * = richest man alive

    -Anonymous COWARD

  71. Re:I wonder... Manna by vhogemann · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link!

    It's a very good work indeed :-)

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  72. Ahhh The Dream! by CODiNE · · Score: 1
    A computer in every house, and several robots!

    All running Windows of course.

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  73. Laziness is good until you got too fat by hyl · · Score: 1

    Laziness is the driver of new invention. But as a result, you can see people are fatter and fatter in developed countries. Well, if every family can has a robot in their house, I can predict people will be at least 30% fatter :Q

  74. Legal tarpit? by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    The technology is trivial but the legal costs will kill you.

    Just suppose a "home robot" does harm. Who do you sue? The hardware maker, the software maker, both or neither. Obviously the standard EULA will limit the compensation to the cost of the software or $5.

  75. Gates and robots by El+Gruga · · Score: 1

    Billy Gates is an Idiot - his words are meaningless. Stop this kind of crap , please.

  76. No market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The need for computers was pretty clear: word processing revolutionized the office, spreadsheets revolutionized accounting, email revolutionized communications, and databases helped almost everything.

    The 'need' for robots isn't quite as clear. You don't want robots to replace manual labor, because humans do that work. The only need I can see is situations where extreme precision is needed (possibly nanotechnology), where you need sterile conditions (surgery, medical products, electronic manufacturing), or in hazardous conditions or hostile environments (undersea/space construction or exploration, working with chemicals or biological agents... and even nanotechnology).

    So the need is really a niche market, albeit an important and fairly large one. There IS potential... but don't expect Rosie to be cleaning your house anytime soon. Sadly, we will likely see a significantly less humorous HK-47 before we see Rosie.

    1. Re:No market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't want robots to replace manual labor, because humans do that work. Machines have been replacing manual labor for a LONG time. I expect that wealthier countries with manufacturing industries (US/Germany/etc.)will increasingly adopt robots to compete with Taiwan and China.
  77. Bill Gates on Robots?! by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

    It's a sad day when you discover a type of porn that's not worth watching... :(

  78. and Gates' answer is? by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms.

    So, his answer is going to be to create another proprietary, overpriced platform that's two decades behind the state of the art, like he did with desktop operating systems?

    I just hope the industry will be smarter than to fall for such idiocy a second time.

    1. Re:and Gates' answer is? by L7_ · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that Intel already "standardized" the computer vision domain (aka what I know about robotics software) with thier OpenCV library. Not to say that it is really any good or particularly noteworthy, just that the two schools that I attended that offered Computer Vision courses, they both used that library.

      Intel seems to be doing the most industrial work along side the academics, and reigning them in.

  79. Re:Droids today. by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Who needs household robots when we have cheap illegal-immigrant labor? Who needs farm droids when we have cheap illegal-immigrant labor? Etc, etc. (The first robots capable of making up a bed and cleaning a room would no doubt sell well to the hotel industry. Similarly for robots capable of the kind of stoop labor that many kinds of agriculture need to that industry.)

    You want significant advances in robotics? Enforce immigration laws.

    There's historical precedent of a sort: the ancient Greeks knew of things like steam power and static electricity, but did nothing with them. Technology didn't really begin to take off until the Black Death and other plagues wiped out such a significant fraction of the population that there was a severe labor shortage (bluntly, there weren't enough slaves/serfs). Eliminate the US's source of similar underpaid labor and you'll create a demand for technological replacements.

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  80. Speaking of robots... by Harlow_B_Ashur · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice the pronunciation of 'robot' during certain episodes of the Twilight Zone marathon over the holidays?

    'ROW-but' as opposed to today's 'ROW-BOT'.

  81. NOLAN BUSHNELL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What everyone has forgotten is that Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari, made predictions about robotics DECADES before Bill Gates was considered such a "visionary." In fact, he did his best to make it happen, founding a robotics company in the 80's (and, ahem, Chuck E. Cheese with it's robotic entertainment).

    So...Bushnell was ahead of his time trying to make the dream come true and everyone ignores him. But Bill Gates says it and everyone froths at the mouth (despite Bill's lack of technical skill at EVERYTHING).

  82. New Low for SciAm by jan+de+bont · · Score: 1

    I am a 30 year+ subscriber to Scientific American. It has slipped a lot in the last decade or so... still, this article is a new low.

    The article is intensly MS biased. It is not a "survey" of an industry or segment, it makes almost no testable predictions (just vague directional guesses), nor is it a technical "deep dive" into any focus area. Just pure crap. It did clearly contain "commercials" for MS's POV on development environments; that came through loud and clear!

    Back to the magazing: At one point I thought I would buy a lifetime subscription to SciAm (if they offered it). This article may be the straw that breaks the camel's back and causes me to cancel my subscription.

    P.S. I have never been much of a MS (or Bill) hater. I don't believe I'm being biased... the article was just so bad in so many ways.

  83. Not Renewing Subscription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time I let my subscription lapse was the year they published like 4 magazines on String Theory and Alternative Universes.
    Then they were obsessed with genetics for a long time. With this, well, there's just no point. SciAm is just plain screwed up.

  84. Is this guy still trying to predict the future? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    I guess he thinks that if he makes enough predictions, one of them might actually be correct. Maybe.

  85. Gates's true response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Behind the scenes, Gates was confirmed to say:
    - Robots are just a passing fad
    - 640MB should be enough for any robots
    - Make it just like a Mac
    - Let's face it, the average robots has the brain of a Spider Monkey.

    while Balmer danced around him yelling:
    "Deverobots, deverobots, deverobots! I LOVE this company!!"

  86. in other words... by hitmark · · Score: 1

    bill wants microsoft to be the maker of the de-facto robotic os standard, just like it is on the desktop (and is attempting to be in the server and handheld world). i wonder when i can mms a police robot and have him go on a bluescreen-of-death induced rampage :P

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  87. Microsoft may Own the Robotics Industry by dbuttric · · Score: 1

    I find it really disturbing that this article got printed. It does not bode well for the art, or the technology of robotics.

    This article is basically the precursor to Bill's Letter to Robot Hobbyists about how they should stop stealing his software, and actually pay for something, goddamnit.

    Bill wants us all to know that he's working on this, and has the patents to prove it...

    When you think about it, the two pieces of software that he talks about come down to not much more than decent message passing. Maybe there's something to be said for running a driver in its own wrapper, and passing events to it, but I bet someone has thought of that before, and done it too.

    I think I do agree with him that the industry is a fragmented, but I dont really know much about it at all, and so I just have a perception that each manufacturer, or even each of their customers has their own toolset, and they use those tools because they are used to them.

    Good things would happen if there were several competing toolsets that each worked with all the different hardware, so that customers had some choice...

    Maybe someone in the slashdot crowd would care to comment on the state of robotics, control, and software development.

    Myself, this article does not bode well for me, I think Bill will use this to spread more FUD, and eventually send out the dreaded letter to the hobbyists...

  88. translated from GateSpeak .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "Imagine being present at the birth of a new industry. It is an industry based on groundbreaking new technologies, wherein a handful of well-established corporations sell"

    I would like to see the robot industry so as Microsoft and a few niche players will have total control of the sector. Of course the niche players won't have any real choice in the matter. If you bozos let us we will run it like we run the Windows franchise achieving total lockin. Anyone disagrees, bugs in the software will cause the robots to pour hot coffee all over them ;)

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  89. Re:Droids today. by Basehart · · Score: 1

    "general purpose house hold robot."

    Freudian slip? right after a comment about robotic Real Dolls.

  90. C'mon man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I ran one of the DARPA Grand Challenge teams...
    How long are you going to toot this horn? Every friggin robot story and you pull this out again. Give it a rest already.
    1. Re:C'mon man by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative

      The number of people who've actually done anything in this area isn't that big yet, and not many of those who have write much beyond academic papers. There's something of a dearth of mid-level robot material. There's the low-end stuff from Tab Books, and the theory from IEEE Transaction on Robotics, but not much practically-oriented material in the middle. I try to encourage people to take the high end technology and actually use it.

  91. good at predicting the past .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "This is a significant change in direction for Bill Gates. Up until 2000 or so, he'd publicly stated that robotics wasn't going anywhere"

    Gates regularly changes directions and is good at predicting things after the fact. How soon will Encarta show him predicting robots in 2002. His book the Road Ahead barely mentioned the Internet, the updated version had more.

    was Gates has changed direction. This is significant. (Score:5, Informative)

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  92. Just a sales piece for MSFT by ErnoWindt · · Score: 0

    The most disturbing thing about the SciAm article by Bill Gates is that it becomes, midway through, a corporate sales pitch for MSFT development tools. It's disturbing that a publication with the reputation of SciAm would allow itself to be used this way. It causes one to wonder how many other articles with less obvious sales pitches are "placed" in SciAm for the benefit of their authors or for their author's companies.

  93. The borg... by Megatog615 · · Score: 1

    Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated!

  94. Re:Gates has changed direction. This is significan by naoursla · · Score: 1

    I am glad you posted this again. I hadn't read any of the last posts and found it very interesting.

    Although I can't believe you patented PD controllers for rag dolls.

  95. I, Bill by Droid+Rot · · Score: 1

    Is M$ planning to produce a domestic version of the robots they currently use in their product development and programming divisions? ;)

    No seriously, picture it for a moment. They put out a robot which then, due to a bug or virus, kills your dog and mames the children, then have to issue a service pack to patch the fault!
    Doe's anyone remember that '80's film "Runaway"? That would make Gene Simmons character Ballmer wouldn't it? Eek, I've just seen the future and soiled myself!

    Of course, they would have to intergrate the 3 laws of robotics, including a fourth law; "A robot must extort large amounts of cash from it's owner."

  96. Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But it is also a highly fragmented industry with few common standards or platforms. Projects are complex, progress is slow, and practical applications are relatively rare. In fact, for all the excitement and promise, no one can say with any certainty when -- or even if -- this industry will achieve critical mass.
    Replace the word industry with OS, and Bill could be talking about Vista or any other OS that MS has put out....
  97. Just like Chappelle would consult Ja Rule by zymano · · Score: 1

    about 9/11.

    I would consult Bill gates about robots.

  98. Still ... by giampy · · Score: 1

    I've read the article and i kind of agree at 50% with what Gates says. What I think is that however it does not look to me that robotics as an industry could ever enjoy the _same_ degree of modularization enjoyed by the computer industry.

    The reasons are maily two. First, robots designed for different uses are going to look, and act differently. Ok they may share _some_ high level algorithms sometimes but that's going to be it, all the rest is going to be different.

    So i think we will see gradually more and more robots around, and they will gradually be smarter, however, i don't think you will just be able to exchange parts - or software for that matter - with one another, simply because they (unlike a computer) will be designed top down for completely different purposes.

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    1. Re:Still ... by Animats · · Score: 1

      What I think is that however it does not look to me that robotics as an industry could ever enjoy the _same_ degree of modularization enjoyed by the computer industry.

      Take a look at the LynxMotion Servo Erector Set. Modular robot kits are already here, and we're not taking about Lego.

  99. Things are changing...not just robotics, but by L0stb0Y · · Score: 1

    embedded systems...

    Hell Parallax released a new micro with 8 32-bit cores on it for robotics/embedded systems development this year- And then there are the improvements in PICs, AVRs, even the Freescale based stuff showing up from Netburner. The reason that robotics development is slow is that it takes skill in so many areas to be successful...

    Having used the .net CPU from M$, I can say that it is a piece of crap.

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  100. Re:Gates has changed direction. This is significan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you talking about http://microboticsinc.com/ins_gps.php ?? its 3K not 6K i believe.

  101. Uh... by robophobe · · Score: 1

    This scares me!

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  102. Why Bill? by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    Well it's kinda obvious from where I'm sitting: Sure, he's no roboticist, but robots run software and Bill-and-Co just launched Microsoft Robotics Studio a short time ago. There was even an article about it on that place, um, I think it was called Slashdot.

  103. Open Source Community MUST Respond! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The open source community MUST respond. To not respond will really hurt down the road. Let this be a call to action.

    Why must we respond:

    1) If a closed MS API gets adopted as the defacto standard, robots WILL be "tied" to Windows (much like IE)
    2) If MS has the first and best tools and they are free or cheap, they WILL get used over free, less-capable alternatives.
    3) They will win even more mindshare with developers.
    4) The market for robotics is where the PC market was in 1985, ready but lacking standards, tools, platforms, etc.
    5) The robotics market can be huge, easily the size of the PC market in the long run.

    At the end of the 1990's, I predicted to my co-workers that MS would try to develop an "essential facility or technology" to bind users to Windows to the exclusion of other platforms, and that they would use IP to do it. They are trying (.NET, DRM, etc.). Their vision would be one where you were a second class citizen if you did not use their technology (you nearly are except for gray-area tools like Mplayer and Mono). Now imagine this pattern extended to yet another technology, one that can be VERY BIG!

    Think BIG. Think where MS needs to be. They have saturated the PC and office market. They are trying to get into new complementary markets like games and search (big investments, big losses to try to gain market share, illegally subsidized by their monopoly). Bill sees Robots as a potential "Next Big Thing" (C)(R)(BS)(TM) Micro$oft.

    Now think how we can respond:

    1) Embedded stacks (Linux, *BSD, ECOS)
    2) Tool chains like busybox, uClibc, etc.
    3) Lightweight http servers and tool stacks
    4) Web service stacks like gsoap
    5) Development platforms like Eclipse

    1. Re:Open Source Community MUST Respond! by Locutus · · Score: 1

      There's a pretty cool 3D robotics simulator( open source and GPL'ed ) called Simbad at:

      http://simbad.sourceforge.net/

      Written in Java and leverages Java3D and has scripting via python along with a couple of
      extensions: Neural Network library (PicoNode) and Evolutionary Algorithms library (PicoEvo)

      Seems like a good start for the graphical simulator tool.

      LoB

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  104. Windows for robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be afraid, be very afraid...

  105. Because Bill Gates _is_ a Robot, Silly! by littlewink · · Score: 1

    I look forward to greeting our new robotic overlords, ...

    Uh, ohh, I guess they're already our overlords.!8-((

  106. Microsoft approach to robotics...includes SOAP???? by BarnabyWilde · · Score: 0

    Are you KIDDING me?

    That's FUGLY.

  107. For all the excitement and promise... by Spittoon · · Score: 1

    ...no one can say with any certainty when -- or even if -- my cat will learn Spanish. If it does, though, it may well change the world.

  108. Re:We have one! - enjoy it while it lasts... by pluther · · Score: 1
    They don't last. I burned through three until the warranty ran out and I gave up.

    What were you doing to those poor things?

    I ran mine for two years almost every day before getting rid of it to upgrade to the newer model. (The new ones know how to find their charging station. The original, you had to pick up and plug back in manually.)

    they get stuck under furniture, caught on throw rugs, wires, chair legs, heater registers, and just about anything that makes a bump in the floor.)

    Wasn't my experience, either.

    It's never gotten stuck under my furniture, or on either of my two throw rugs (though they don't have lots of fringe so that may make a difference.)

    I don't have lots of wires snaking across the floor, either. But you're right, I had to fix that for my Roomba long before I had to fix it for my girlfriend. (Strangely, she doesn't like loose wires on the floor either.)

    Anything that "makes a bump in the floor" it either goes over (if it's a small bump) or around (if it's a big one). Never seen it get stuck trying to go over something. But then, my floor is relatively flat, unlike a typical road or forest.

    The one truly great thing about it is that it's greatly reduced the problems I have with allergies. I'm allergic to cats, and live with two of them. By vacuuming every day, including getting under the bed and couches, it gets rid of the dander far better than I would do by vacuuming every few weeks.

    And, of course, it's always fun to watch it chase the cats around.

    My only complaint is that it doesn't do windows.

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  109. What would happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would happen to a Roomba if your dog took a shit on the carpet? Or, better yet, what would your carpet look like afterwards?

  110. Hardware? Software alone doesn't make good AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems all this focus is on what software a robot will run. (Hard to avoid since it's Bill discussing the topic.) But the issue with a robot being able to do more than go in a bump-and-go zigzag vacuuming floors requires some different processor architecture than what is good for PCs. AI won't be able to do too much in real-time if it's based on processor heavy software decision making routines. The robot would stop and wait to decide if the stairs are safe, and someone for giggles could give it a shove in the couple seconds it's making up its mind. If it isn't broken, odds are that it would probably need to reboot from some cliche "WTF?" error mode because it's harshly being dealt something not listed in the if-then routines.

    So who out there is making the next chip architecture that could support a realtime AI? It would need to remove as many bottlenecks as possible, and respond quickly to feedback with minimal processing. Closest to that now are the Tilden robots such as the "Walkman", or maybe some of those Wowee toys. Such robots are built upon the bare-bones minimal of a stimulus-response loop, but work for what they're made to do. (For now, it's simply being able to walk.) Rather than rely fully on programming, couldn't a stimulus-response AI be built to produce higher level behaviors? (Let the hardware do all the heavy AI work, but put a software layer on top as a leash/rulebook of sorts.) Is anyone out there working on a chip using networked massively parallel processor-in-memory with (analog?) fuzzy logic and a large bandwith non-time restrictive I/O throughput? Afterall, that would probably be the closest electronic parallel of an organic brain.

  111. robots in warfare? by casualonlooker · · Score: 1

    isn't anyone worried about what the increasing sophistication in robotics will mean for warfare? i am not talking about machines taking over but something much more plausible - robots going around shooting bullets killing people at the orders of people thousands of miles away? to an extent this is already happening, if one defines 'robot' loosely. But with the introduction of mobile machines capable of visual recognition this becomes much more scary. the cited article seems to completely ignore this.

  112. Re:Worship at the altar of Security through Obscur by pottymouth · · Score: 1

    Let's see, each time I turn on my brand new lap top with Windows XP Pro (latest patches and all) the anti-virus, anti-malware and ant-adware programs download updates and install them for between 10 to 30 minutes. Even so, when I shut it down something hangs and I have to pull the plug (brand new).

    I boot to my Linux box and I'm up and running in under a minute. No viruses (not in the two years since it was installed) no malware, no adware, no pop-ups. I can develop in C, Perl, Java, Ruby, Tcl/Tk, use any number of databases, right out of the box. Total cost for software: $0. Yeah, I think I'll stick with what works.

    That doesn't even touch the issue of avoiding licensing fees by using an open OS. Which is why most embedded systems development (as most robotics are) is going Linux (just ask Motorola (Freescale)).

  113. The 3 Laws of Robotics (Copyright 2007 Microsoft) by grikdog · · Score: 1

    1. Thou shalt not delibarately harm a valid license holder, insofar as this may be avoided, congruent with limited liability on a State-by-State basis, but in any case never in such a manner as might be construed within warranty, no representation of which shall be made to any third party whatsoever. 2. Thou shalt obey all valid and legal commands of a valid license holder, unless abrogated by outstanding quality control issues, known or unknown, even if such issues have been purportedly represented to compentent authorities within Microsoft. 3. Thou shalt require an on-going, active, up-to-the-minute ID check of anyone who purports to be a valid license holder, or anyone seeking to obtain a current working connection, sometimes known (jocularly) as "face time" with any competent authority, human being or robot employed by Microsoft.

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  114. Re:We have one! - enjoy it while it lasts... by Half+a+dent · · Score: 1

    "My only complaint is that it doesn't do windows."

    And thats a bad thing? Oh you meant the kind of windows with regular glass not "aero glass".