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Russian Rocket Hits Wyoming

Harmonious Botch wrote in with a CNN story that opens: "A spent Russian booster rocket re-entered the atmosphere Thursday over Colorado and Wyoming, the North American Aerospace Defense Command said. NORAD spokesman Sean Kelly said the agency was trying to confirm a report that a piece of the rocket may have hit the ground near Riverton, Wyoming, at about 6 a.m. Kelly said military personnel had not yet reached the scene. No damage was reported and the debris was not believed to be hazardous, NORAD said. Eyewitnesses reported seeing flaming objects in the sky at the time the rocket was re-entering, Kelly said."

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  1. In Soviet Russia... by PurifyYourMind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wyoming hits rocket!

  2. hmmm... by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No damage was reported and the debris was not believed to be hazardous, NORAD said. Eyewitnesses reported seeing flaming objects in the sky at the time the rocket was re-entering, Kelly said.

    Are they sure it wasn't just a weather balloon, or maybe some swamp gas?

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    1. Re:hmmm... by RealityMogul · · Score: 5, Funny

      REPEAT: The large chunks of flaming debris are NOT hazardous - feel free to run outside and try to catch them.

    2. Re:hmmm... by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      6:00am? It was probably just Venus.

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  3. How is it misleading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The title is: "Russian Rocket Hits Wyoming". Now let us see if it is in any way misleading.

    "Russian": The rocket is Russian. Nothing misleading here.

    "Rocket": The object in question is indeed the remains of a rocket. Nothing misleading here.

    "Hits": The rocket did indeed crash into the ground in Wyoming. It "hit" Wyoming, if you will. Nothing misleading here.

    "Wyoming": The location of the rocket crash was Wyoming. Nothing misleading here.

    I'm not sure how you justify your claim of the title being misleading. Every word in the sentence is correct and factual. The sentence as a whole is also completely correct.

    1. Re:How is it misleading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since the Anonymous coward never molested badgers in the first place

      Speak for yourself there, buddy. I'm proud of my family traditions.

    2. Re:How is it misleading? by megrims · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know.
      What if the arrow "lands in" your eye, for example?

      It's probably justified to be concerned for the state of an apple that an arrow lands in. Changing the victim to a forest is misleading.

      Of course the differing connotations of the two terms make it all a big mess anyway. Landing in terms of missiles gives a different impression than it would with a bullet or a loosed arrow.

    3. Re:How is it misleading? by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down
      That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun

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    4. Re:How is it misleading? by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suspect the rocket debris didn't politely touch down on a landing strip, either; so going by your distinction "hits" (or "strikes") is certainly more appropriate than "lands in". Wyoming could well be the equivalent of Planet Earth's eye. (Or some other part of its anatomy.)

    5. Re:How is it misleading? by Holmwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now a misleading headline would have been "As Democrats Take Power, Russian Rocket Hits USA".

      Hmmm. Let me go check Fox News.

      Holmwood.

  4. Dupe! by naoursla · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is just a cover for the UFO story posted on slashdot the other day.

  5. Poor Aim by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today President Bush responded to the space attack by launching a counter attack on Boswanna. The Boswannan space program being seen as a threat to national security. He's also considering attacking the Moon for the unprovoked attack by Martian meteors on Antarctica thousands of years ago.

    1. Re:Poor Aim by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... President Bush also sited secret evidence that conclusively proves the existence of Boswanna's dihydrogen monoxide enrichment program, though the country still claims these facilities are only used for humanitarian purposes ...

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  6. In other news Wyoming high schoolers unite.. by Bamafan77 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wyoming High School students unite to fend off Russian invasion. Fortunately, Hollywood has taught us exactly how to deal with such things.

  7. "...No damage was reported..." by NoseBag · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...No damage was reported..."

    Well, duh! It's Wyoming, fer christsake.

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    1. Re:"...No damage was reported..." by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you mean, there was substantial damage. 10 sq ft of grass was destroyed and several jackrabbits were frightened by the debris. A legal team is organizing a class action suit on the rabbits' behalf.

  8. Home on the Range by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh give me a home
    Where the buffalo roam
    And the deer and the antelope play

    Where seldom is heard
    a discouraging word
    and the skies are not full of spent Russian booster rockets

  9. Re:Most misleading headline ever? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry.

  10. Re:Sensationalist title or what!? by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Funny
    CNN's title was "NORAD looking for Russian rocket in Wyoming".
    That title just makes me think NORAD is in bad need of a road map.
  11. Just remember, everyone... by dubdays · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...duck and cover.

  12. red dawn by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Funny

    oh no! now only Patrick Swayze can save us like in that 80s documentary!

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  13. Dead Like Me by tekrat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope Ellen Muth wasn't in the area..
    (For reference, her character (George) was killed by a piece of debris from the de-orbiting of Mir)...

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  14. A better subject line... by dghcasp · · Score: 3, Funny
    BREAKING NEWS:

    Extremely slow Soviet ICBM hits US one month after launch and over ten years after breakup of the Soviet Union.

    Film at 11

  15. Re:More info by Voice+of+Meson · · Score: 5, Funny
    Witnesses describe it as "brilliant, slow, twinkling, sparkly and full of rainbow colors."
    It was a Gay Pride parade?
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  16. Re:Video showed on Fox News earlier by Sporkinum · · Score: 3, Funny

    DEVO

    She was walking all alone
    Down the street in the alley
    Her name was sally
    She never saw it
    When she was hit by space junk
    In new york miami beach
    Heavy metal fell in cuba
    Angola saudi arabia
    On xmas eve said norad
    A soviet sputnik hit africa
    India venezuela (in texas
    Kansas)
    Its falling fast peru too
    It keeps coming
    And now Im mad about space junk
    Im all burned out about space junk
    Oooh walk & talk about space junk
    It smashed my babys head
    And now my sallys dead

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  17. Re:Video from Denver news station by PeelBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    My god how did they get the rocket to use that piece of junk media player?

  18. Putin called a news conference by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    My fellow Russians, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Wyoming forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

  19. missle defense system? by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    So much for any notion of a warning system for missiles eh?

  20. Russian Rocket Hits Wyoming by Amiga+Trombone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wyoming?

    How did they know?

  21. Dick Cheney's from Wyoming... by cojsl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where the men are men, and the sheep are.... threatened by falling space debris??

  22. Good luck finding it now... by cjsnell · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's been snowing like mad all day.

  23. The Old Adage... by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1, Funny

    There are lies, damn lies, and Slashdot postings...

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  24. Let's see if anybody gets this one by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Pavel Bure retired many years ago. And Wyoming doesn't even have an NHL team!

  25. Re:Whereas the yanks dropped the whole lot on us by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...back in 79. Skylab, the first US space station. The whole darn thing was dropped on us aussies with nary a 'sorry' from our northern hemisphere overlords.

    Ah, who cares about a bunch of convicts.