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Home Theater Transformed Into Star Trek Bridge

gevmage writes "Gary Reign, a guy with apparently way too much time on his hands, built a home theater in his basement. This is not unusual. However, the room is designed, floor to ceiling, as the bridge of a Star Trek style starship. See his photo page for details."

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  1. "Ach! Capt'n!!!" by aunchaki · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's the server! She canna handle it!!"

    1. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by andphi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reverse the polarity of particle flow! Reroute a phase-shifted tachyon pulse through the main deflector dish! Blow out the ramscoops! Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!

    2. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We are Slashdot. Lower your firewalls and prepare for decimation. Your biological and technological distinctiveness is already similar to our own. Resistance is futile.

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    3. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by Howserx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reversing the polarity of my PC power supply sure solved the problem of a persistent Windows installation.

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    4. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by skintigh2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've been watching Voyager, and they don't reroute anything anymore. They remodulate it. They remodulate shields, they remodulate phasers, they even remodulate things that have never been modulated before and seeming make no sense to be modulated, like the universal translater. All I know is it fixes everything technical, and i really need to learn how to do it.

    5. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like a balloon, and ... something bad happens.

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    6. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Remember that little switch on your radio that flips between "AM" and "FM"?

      There you go.

  2. One photo missing by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like he did a lot of work, and it looks authentic.

    However, there's one photo missing: one of these days, he'll have to sell that house. I want a picture of the real estate agent's face when they see that room!

    "Captain, property values have slowed to impulse power."

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    1. Re:One photo missing by Lane.exe · · Score: 2, Funny
      Lane's Paradox:

      If this was something you'd show off on the first date, you're not the kind of person that gets dates.

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  3. Obligatory by monkeyboythom · · Score: 5, Funny

    [kirk]Slaaaaaaaaaaaashdooooooot![/kirk]

    1. Re:Obligatory by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Frankly, I don't see what't so funny.

  4. SWEET!!! by illeism · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I have money to burn, I'm just going to set it on fire...

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  5. Re:Because you KNOW his site ain't up to the task. by monkeyboythom · · Score: 2, Funny

    She's dead too, Jim.

  6. And the Shatner quote: by simm1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Have you ever kissed a girl?"

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    1. Re:And the Shatner quote: by JonWan · · Score: 5, Funny

      And your Grandmother dosen't count!

  7. Re:What a retard! by jimstapleton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, well, all it takes is once...

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  8. Slashdotted? by Roadmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn and here I was waiting for the digg effect to wear off so I could see the site and then WHAM here comes slashdot.. well I guess another 2 days waiting won't hurt ...

  9. Damn, I wanna be that guy! by KnarfO · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but not his server today.

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  10. Re:To Boldly go ... by mastershake_phd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where no geek has gone before

    More like where no woman has gone before.

  11. Re:What a retard! by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Plenty of real good-looking and smart women"

    You might want to look up the word 'Plenty'.
    There are not plenty of good looking or smart girls interested in science fiction, much less women that are both.

    There are a few, and I married one(yeah me), but plenty is not the word I'd use.
    When you go to a star trek convention and half the attendeess are good looking and smart women, then we will have 'Plenty'.

    Of course, that means that the other gender needs more good looking and smart people as well. Fortunatly my wife got hers(yeah her).

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  12. Re:what a waste by GreggBz · · Score: 2, Funny

    He'll break warp 10 around the sun with a gravity slingshot effect soon enough, which, if Checov and Spock have done their calculations right, will provide him will the time he needs.

  13. Calling a "Nerd Alert" on Slashdot is like... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    warning patrons of a whore house to be wary of the "loose women"

    It's almost, like, surreal...ya know?

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  14. Re:Why did he.. by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So no one could read the command codes off the screen and lower his shields. Geez, didn't you see Wrath of Kahn?

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  15. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" (better solution) by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick! Somebody go over to fark.com and get Wil Wheaton (aka Ensign Wesley Crusher)! He'll have the problem licked in no time! ;-)

  16. Re:To Boldly go ... by poptones · · Score: 1, Funny

    What makes you think he's straight?

    With a room like that, he could have every 12 year old boy in the neighborhood!

  17. Re:Why did he.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know life sucks when your eyes are bugged.....
    Marty Feldman? Is that you?
  18. Re:What a retard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was going to agree whole-heartedly with you here until you clouded the issue with your obvious falsehood of (reads /.) + (goes to trek cons) + (has wife).....

  19. Re:What a retard! by rblancarte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course he is loaded, think of all the money he saves living in his Mom's basement!

    RonB

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  20. Re:To Boldly go ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why would he want a bunch of loud kids occupying his theater room?

  21. entertaining! by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even if you're not a Trekkie, immersing yourself into a different environment like this would make for a more interesting experience. After all, isn't the point of such a room to entertain?

    What I really want to know, though, is whether he requires his guests to lean dramatically back and forth during chase scenes?

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    1. Re:entertaining! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I really want to know, though, is whether he requires his guests to lean dramatically back and forth during chase scenes?

      All I can say is that if he invites you over to watch a movie do not, I repeat, do not wear red.

      KFG

  22. Re:Turbolift malfunction? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
    what happens to the room when he puts in any Star Wars DVD?
    The same thing that happens when you mention Star Wars on a Star Trek forum.. lots of pointless flames.
  23. Re:I've seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a different asocial virgin.

  24. Re:What a retard! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, that means that the other gender needs more good looking and smart people as well. Fortunatly my wife got hers(yeah her).
     
      It must have been rather shocking when you found out about this. Well, time heals all wounds I guess.
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  25. A good place to NOT wear a red shirt. by Picass0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When reaching for refreshments, be careful not to confuse the beer cooler and the Medusan.

  26. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by peepleperson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm curious if he has any sound effects set up for the room. ... and, does he have two guys who live behind the walls to pull the doors open?
  27. Re:What a retard! by Nuskrad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Go to a Star Trek convention. How many people there are smart? Quite a few.

    Ha! This isn't true, at the last convention I went to most people didn't even know that in Episode #4F04 of TOS, if you freeze frame 16237 you can see some of the sound wiring from the set. How can any true fan not know basic knowledge like this?

  28. Re:What a retard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm....my calculator puts 1:4 at 25%...

  29. OMFG by Big+Nothing · · Score: 2, Funny

    This dude is my GOD! If he's looking for a wife, my ex-gf would KILL to marry him.

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  30. Somewhere out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somewhere across time and space, the Captain of a star ship is now excitedly showing his officers around the new briefing room which he has painstakingly made to look like a residential apartment, complete with pretend windows that look out onto fake scenes of suburbia.

  31. Starwars fan quote. by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I find your lack of taste disturbing."

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  32. Re:To Boldly go ... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone show up in^H^H out of their Betazoid costumes at that wedding?

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  33. Re:What a retard! by hurting+now · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm.... I thought that was actually near frame 10237... are you sure?

  34. Re:What a retard! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think 1:4 is kind of like shooting for the moon with a paper airplane.

    That depends, how much megajoules is your mass driver ?

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  35. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uhm - didn't you mean "10 Forward" - with life-size Guinan cutout?

    Crossing your realm boundaries again...

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  36. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and, does he have two guys who live behind the walls to pull the doors open?

    Shhh! Shhh!