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Home Theater Transformed Into Star Trek Bridge

gevmage writes "Gary Reign, a guy with apparently way too much time on his hands, built a home theater in his basement. This is not unusual. However, the room is designed, floor to ceiling, as the bridge of a Star Trek style starship. See his photo page for details."

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  1. "Ach! Capt'n!!!" by aunchaki · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's the server! She canna handle it!!"

    1. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Damn it Scotty. Reroute main power through the Auxiliary nyud Pathways.

    2. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by andphi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reverse the polarity of particle flow! Reroute a phase-shifted tachyon pulse through the main deflector dish! Blow out the ramscoops! Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!

    3. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We are Slashdot. Lower your firewalls and prepare for decimation. Your biological and technological distinctiveness is already similar to our own. Resistance is futile.

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  2. One photo missing by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like he did a lot of work, and it looks authentic.

    However, there's one photo missing: one of these days, he'll have to sell that house. I want a picture of the real estate agent's face when they see that room!

    "Captain, property values have slowed to impulse power."

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  3. Obligatory by monkeyboythom · · Score: 5, Funny

    [kirk]Slaaaaaaaaaaaashdooooooot![/kirk]

  4. SWEET!!! by illeism · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I have money to burn, I'm just going to set it on fire...

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  5. Re:What a retard! by jimstapleton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, well, all it takes is once...

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  6. Slashdotted? by Roadmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn and here I was waiting for the digg effect to wear off so I could see the site and then WHAM here comes slashdot.. well I guess another 2 days waiting won't hurt ...

  7. Re:To Boldly go ... by mastershake_phd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where no geek has gone before

    More like where no woman has gone before.

  8. Re:Why did he.. by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So no one could read the command codes off the screen and lower his shields. Geez, didn't you see Wrath of Kahn?

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  9. Market value, schmarket value. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do people automatically make that assumption? Look, unlike the nutcase in England who ran himself into unbelievable debt to make a transporter room in his flat, this room at least serves a legitimate purpose: home theater. And in that perspective, why not use something like the bridge of the Enterprise? The screen does exactly what it's supposed to do both on the Enterprise and in a regular theater - show video; the dome lights do exactly what they're supposed to do on both the Enterprise and in a regular theater; the speakers are placed in strategic locations where speakers should be placed for a home theatre system. Considering the things that he could have done to his house to show his love for Star Trek, this is probably the most practical and least bizarre.

    It's nowhere near as kitsch as you guys are making it out to be. If he had a regular door instead of a Starfleet door and replaced any blatantly Star Trek-related items with something more contemporary, no one would be bashing his setup. "Nice bookshelf, nice ceiling lighting, leather chairs, big screen, hidden speakers -- this is really nice. Oh wait. Look! The door (that can very easily be replaced) is a Starfleet door! Oh, how stupid this whole thing is!!" Oh, please. I honestly think that to anyone who is a Star Trek fan and has an appreciation for home theare this is not nearly as much of a turn-off as you'd think.

    Yet look how Slashdotters react when the newest, highly-creative, PC case mod comes out. "Cool!" "Where do I get one!" "And it's water-cooled!" "Look how it glows!" "r0x0rz!" "Awesome case!" I certainly love cool-looking PC cases, too, but most people would scorn us for paying premium prices for a PC case, no matter how cool it looks. So, perceived value goes both ways.

    And don't confuse "market value" for "marketability" or "sellability". They're completely different. The "market value" for a PS3 when it first came out was $699. The "marketability" and "sellability" values were obviously much, much higher. Houses are no different. I don't see this particular home theatre design hurting its market value, but I do see it increasing its marketability to even mild Star Trek fans who happen to love home theatre, especially when the blatant Star Trek-related items appear to be easily replaceable.

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  10. Re:What a retard! by rblancarte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course he is loaded, think of all the money he saves living in his Mom's basement!

    RonB

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  11. entertaining! by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even if you're not a Trekkie, immersing yourself into a different environment like this would make for a more interesting experience. After all, isn't the point of such a room to entertain?

    What I really want to know, though, is whether he requires his guests to lean dramatically back and forth during chase scenes?

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    1. Re:entertaining! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I really want to know, though, is whether he requires his guests to lean dramatically back and forth during chase scenes?

      All I can say is that if he invites you over to watch a movie do not, I repeat, do not wear red.

      KFG

  12. Re:And the Shatner quote: by JonWan · · Score: 5, Funny

    And your Grandmother dosen't count!

  13. Re:What a retard! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, that means that the other gender needs more good looking and smart people as well. Fortunatly my wife got hers(yeah her).
     
      It must have been rather shocking when you found out about this. Well, time heals all wounds I guess.
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  14. Re:What a retard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm....my calculator puts 1:4 at 25%...

  15. Not thinking this through... by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No couch? Chairs/loungers only==no snuggling.

    It's almost like he never expects to have a woman over...

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