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Home Theater Transformed Into Star Trek Bridge

gevmage writes "Gary Reign, a guy with apparently way too much time on his hands, built a home theater in his basement. This is not unusual. However, the room is designed, floor to ceiling, as the bridge of a Star Trek style starship. See his photo page for details."

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  1. "Ach! Capt'n!!!" by aunchaki · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's the server! She canna handle it!!"

    1. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Damn it Scotty. Reroute main power through the Auxiliary nyud Pathways.

    2. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by andphi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reverse the polarity of particle flow! Reroute a phase-shifted tachyon pulse through the main deflector dish! Blow out the ramscoops! Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!

    3. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We are Slashdot. Lower your firewalls and prepare for decimation. Your biological and technological distinctiveness is already similar to our own. Resistance is futile.

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    4. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's another story on it with a slideshow:

      http://www.electronichouse.com/article/star_trek_t heater/

    5. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by Howserx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reversing the polarity of my PC power supply sure solved the problem of a persistent Windows installation.

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    6. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by skintigh2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've been watching Voyager, and they don't reroute anything anymore. They remodulate it. They remodulate shields, they remodulate phasers, they even remodulate things that have never been modulated before and seeming make no sense to be modulated, like the universal translater. All I know is it fixes everything technical, and i really need to learn how to do it.

    7. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like a balloon, and ... something bad happens.

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  2. One photo missing by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like he did a lot of work, and it looks authentic.

    However, there's one photo missing: one of these days, he'll have to sell that house. I want a picture of the real estate agent's face when they see that room!

    "Captain, property values have slowed to impulse power."

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    1. Re:One photo missing by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, there's one photo missing: one of these days, he'll have to sell that house.

      Says who? Oh sure, some day he'll die. But I'm betting he'll be interested in an entirely different real estate market by then.

      A house is just a place to live. If you want to make money, there are a few hundred thousand other things in the world you can pour money into that will have a better return.

      Spending your time designing, sweating, building and creating just so that the next guy will give you a couple extra grand to enjoy the fruits of your labor seems like a waste of time to me.

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    2. Re:One photo missing by Lane.exe · · Score: 2, Funny
      Lane's Paradox:

      If this was something you'd show off on the first date, you're not the kind of person that gets dates.

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  3. Obligatory by monkeyboythom · · Score: 5, Funny

    [kirk]Slaaaaaaaaaaaashdooooooot![/kirk]

    1. Re:Obligatory by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Frankly, I don't see what't so funny.

  4. SWEET!!! by illeism · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I have money to burn, I'm just going to set it on fire...

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  5. Re:Because you KNOW his site ain't up to the task. by monkeyboythom · · Score: 2, Funny

    She's dead too, Jim.

  6. Also on Digg by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here are some links posted from the digg page:

    Original Digg link: http://www.electronichouse.com/article/star_trek_t heater/
    Digg story: http://digg.com/mods/Really_Cool_Homemade_Star_Tre k_Theater_(slideshow)

    From comments:
    The Larger image: http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5278/bridge20p2 byb1.jpg

    The Rest of the Images:
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/359998062_55e90 27569_o.jpg
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/359998119_809ed 5da60_o.jpg
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  7. I've seen this before by Admiral+Frosty · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember reading about this about a year ago. The man in question was so dedicated to his fantasy that he went through bankruptcy and a divorce before he finished it.

    It would have almost been worth it if the teleporter worked.

    1. Re:I've seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's a different guy. (I think he was in Britain.)

    2. Re:I've seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is a different asocial virgin.

    3. Re:I've seen this before by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is this modded "Informative"?

      You're thinking of Tony Alleyne, who designed his apartment in grand Trek style.

      Also, just to nitpick, have you ever watched Star Trek? It's "transporter", not "teleporter".

  8. And the Shatner quote: by simm1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Have you ever kissed a girl?"

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    1. Re:And the Shatner quote: by OmniChamp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I do appreciate the SNL reference, I see many posts referring to this man's inability to get women with this theatre as a knee jerk response. Guys, this is Slashdot! News for Nerds! We should be over the whole "high school" mentality where every single action is interpreted as an indicator of sexual prowess. I think it's an awesome achievement regardless of whether it gets him laid or not. Let him have his time in the spotlight for crying out loud.

    2. Re:And the Shatner quote: by JonWan · · Score: 5, Funny

      And your Grandmother dosen't count!

    3. Re:And the Shatner quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      As a woman, I would like to point out some of the positive qualities that I would see in a guy like this: 1) He's a handyman. Seriously, girls love it when a guy can fix things around the house and do projects that make the house look nicer. Women enjoy "feathering the nest" and fixing up a boring basement to be an exceptional home theater counts as "feathering the nest". Feathering points +50.

      2) It's in the basement. If you MUST have a "Star Trek" fetish, expressing it in an out of the way room like the basement is key. Discretion points +25 ("Star Trek" fetishes displayed in the front yard: -100 discretion points).

      3) It's creative and imaginative. Fairly self-explanatory, creativity and imagination can apply to many aspects of your life. Good Qualities points +25.

      4) It keeps him at home! In an era where adultery seems distressingly common, girls have the comfort factor of knowing *exactly* where their gee - er, husband is - in the basement, playing with he electronics.

      So, there it is! A few reasons why I, as a woman, might find this guy appealing.

  9. Re:What a retard! by jimstapleton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, well, all it takes is once...

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  10. Why did he.. by Omeger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    blur out the LCARS screens?

    1. Re:Why did he.. by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      So no one could read the command codes off the screen and lower his shields. Geez, didn't you see Wrath of Kahn?

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    2. Re:Why did he.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All he says on the site is "The graphics used to simulate these screens were produced by the many Star Trek fans and are available from several sites on the web. The images are intenionally blurred."

      Were I one of those fan artists, I'm not at all sure how I'd feel about his use of my work, so perhaps he's just protecting himself from that issue.

    3. Re:Why did he.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
      You know life sucks when your eyes are bugged.....
      Marty Feldman? Is that you?
    4. Re:Why did he.. by MasterC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Were I one of those fan artists, I'm not at all sure how I'd feel about his use of my work, so perhaps he's just protecting himself from that issue.
      No doubt that Paramount would claim they own the fans' work (derivative work) so maybe he's protecting the fans both by not naming them and blurring the images out. Why assume malice when you (and I) don't have a clue?
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    5. Re:Why did he.. by Omeger · · Score: 4, Informative

      WRONG! That was Wrath of Khan. In Generations they found out the Enterprise's shield frequency so they could fire a weapon to penetrate them.

    6. Re:Why did he.. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Defiant? No, no, my friend, you've got it all wrong. Khan's ship was the Reliant.

  11. Slashdotted? by Roadmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn and here I was waiting for the digg effect to wear off so I could see the site and then WHAM here comes slashdot.. well I guess another 2 days waiting won't hurt ...

  12. Damn, I wanna be that guy! by KnarfO · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but not his server today.

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  13. Re:To Boldly go ... by mastershake_phd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where no geek has gone before

    More like where no woman has gone before.

  14. Re:What a retard! by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    " Plenty of real good-looking and smart women"

    You might want to look up the word 'Plenty'.
    There are not plenty of good looking or smart girls interested in science fiction, much less women that are both.

    There are a few, and I married one(yeah me), but plenty is not the word I'd use.
    When you go to a star trek convention and half the attendeess are good looking and smart women, then we will have 'Plenty'.

    Of course, that means that the other gender needs more good looking and smart people as well. Fortunatly my wife got hers(yeah her).

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  15. Re:what a waste by GreggBz · · Score: 2, Funny

    He'll break warp 10 around the sun with a gravity slingshot effect soon enough, which, if Checov and Spock have done their calculations right, will provide him will the time he needs.

  16. Calling a "Nerd Alert" on Slashdot is like... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    warning patrons of a whore house to be wary of the "loose women"

    It's almost, like, surreal...ya know?

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  17. Re:"Ach! Capt'n!!!" (better solution) by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick! Somebody go over to fark.com and get Wil Wheaton (aka Ensign Wesley Crusher)! He'll have the problem licked in no time! ;-)

  18. Depends on your perspective, really by gd23ka · · Score: 2


    "http:/www.vistahelpforum.com/"

    This really depends on the perspective. Maybe spending all those hours building these Star-Treky props
    wasn't "productive" for him as you'd define productive but I can imagine it was most likely an immensely
    interesting and satisfying activity for him. Going from the "Vista" link you're plugging in your signature,
    I'd find the time better spent building myself an LCARS-kind-of-like display than wasting my time on that.

  19. Market value, schmarket value. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do people automatically make that assumption? Look, unlike the nutcase in England who ran himself into unbelievable debt to make a transporter room in his flat, this room at least serves a legitimate purpose: home theater. And in that perspective, why not use something like the bridge of the Enterprise? The screen does exactly what it's supposed to do both on the Enterprise and in a regular theater - show video; the dome lights do exactly what they're supposed to do on both the Enterprise and in a regular theater; the speakers are placed in strategic locations where speakers should be placed for a home theatre system. Considering the things that he could have done to his house to show his love for Star Trek, this is probably the most practical and least bizarre.

    It's nowhere near as kitsch as you guys are making it out to be. If he had a regular door instead of a Starfleet door and replaced any blatantly Star Trek-related items with something more contemporary, no one would be bashing his setup. "Nice bookshelf, nice ceiling lighting, leather chairs, big screen, hidden speakers -- this is really nice. Oh wait. Look! The door (that can very easily be replaced) is a Starfleet door! Oh, how stupid this whole thing is!!" Oh, please. I honestly think that to anyone who is a Star Trek fan and has an appreciation for home theare this is not nearly as much of a turn-off as you'd think.

    Yet look how Slashdotters react when the newest, highly-creative, PC case mod comes out. "Cool!" "Where do I get one!" "And it's water-cooled!" "Look how it glows!" "r0x0rz!" "Awesome case!" I certainly love cool-looking PC cases, too, but most people would scorn us for paying premium prices for a PC case, no matter how cool it looks. So, perceived value goes both ways.

    And don't confuse "market value" for "marketability" or "sellability". They're completely different. The "market value" for a PS3 when it first came out was $699. The "marketability" and "sellability" values were obviously much, much higher. Houses are no different. I don't see this particular home theatre design hurting its market value, but I do see it increasing its marketability to even mild Star Trek fans who happen to love home theatre, especially when the blatant Star Trek-related items appear to be easily replaceable.

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    1. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by archen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As someone who has little interest in Star Trek I have to admit that it's a nice setup. Now if he did a shoddy job I'd say it was crap, but he must have spent a lot of time getting that setup just right. I don't think you have to be a Trek fan to enjoy the novelty of it. Why is it so trendy to make home theaters look like real theaters now? This guy just took it to the next level.

      I'm curious if he has any sound effects set up for the room.

    2. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by peepleperson · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm curious if he has any sound effects set up for the room. ... and, does he have two guys who live behind the walls to pull the doors open?
    3. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by WDubois · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. I, for one, think it's brilliant. He didn't obsessively create a replica of a bridge. Instead he combined elements that worked for his theater. I particularly like the way he combined bits from both series while at the same time keeping to the main idea of a home theater. Good job.

    4. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by deesine · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I was him, and selling, I would keep everything as is and actually go for the Trekkie buyer. He might even fetch more for it. After being on the market for a couple months without any offers, then I'd redo the room sans Trek.

      However, you are correct: anything non-standard and one-off'd, tends to lower the value. A shrewd buyer, even if he is a Trekkie, would still use the uniqueness to get a lower price.

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    5. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by Le+Marteau · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think what disturbs many people is that this guy obviously does not care about resale value, or getting laid. Anyone who is not interested in either cash or sex, but instead does something just because it is fun, is looked at as deviant by many.

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    6. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhm - didn't you mean "10 Forward" - with life-size Guinan cutout?

      Crossing your realm boundaries again...

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    7. Re:Market value, schmarket value. by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and, does he have two guys who live behind the walls to pull the doors open?

      Shhh! Shhh!

  20. Re:What a retard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was going to agree whole-heartedly with you here until you clouded the issue with your obvious falsehood of (reads /.) + (goes to trek cons) + (has wife).....

  21. Re:What a retard! by rblancarte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course he is loaded, think of all the money he saves living in his Mom's basement!

    RonB

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  22. entertaining! by CheeseTroll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even if you're not a Trekkie, immersing yourself into a different environment like this would make for a more interesting experience. After all, isn't the point of such a room to entertain?

    What I really want to know, though, is whether he requires his guests to lean dramatically back and forth during chase scenes?

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    1. Re:entertaining! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I really want to know, though, is whether he requires his guests to lean dramatically back and forth during chase scenes?

      All I can say is that if he invites you over to watch a movie do not, I repeat, do not wear red.

      KFG

  23. Re:Turbolift malfunction? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny
    what happens to the room when he puts in any Star Wars DVD?
    The same thing that happens when you mention Star Wars on a Star Trek forum.. lots of pointless flames.
  24. Working mirror by winkydink · · Score: 4, Informative
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  25. Re:What a retard! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, that means that the other gender needs more good looking and smart people as well. Fortunatly my wife got hers(yeah her).
     
      It must have been rather shocking when you found out about this. Well, time heals all wounds I guess.
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  26. A good place to NOT wear a red shirt. by Picass0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When reaching for refreshments, be careful not to confuse the beer cooler and the Medusan.

  27. Re:What a retard! by Nuskrad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Go to a Star Trek convention. How many people there are smart? Quite a few.

    Ha! This isn't true, at the last convention I went to most people didn't even know that in Episode #4F04 of TOS, if you freeze frame 16237 you can see some of the sound wiring from the set. How can any true fan not know basic knowledge like this?

  28. Good for him by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The guy probably spent 4+ hours/day on a project that now makes an interesting story. Meanwhile, the rest of us of spend 4+ hours/day screwing around on the web or watching TV. Who's the one with too much free time?

    I say good for him. And I yield to his nerd superiority. I'd buy him a beer, but something tells me he only drinks whatever they serve on Deep Space 9.

  29. Re:What a retard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm....my calculator puts 1:4 at 25%...

  30. OMFG by Big+Nothing · · Score: 2, Funny

    This dude is my GOD! If he's looking for a wife, my ex-gf would KILL to marry him.

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  31. Time on hands by massysett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "a guy with apparently way too much time on his hands"

    Actually it looks like a good thing to do with spare time: he was creative. That took some thought, design work, and craftsmanship.

    "a guy with apparently way too much time on his hands" is apparently code for "I think how you spend your free time is silly."

  32. Not thinking this through... by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No couch? Chairs/loungers only==no snuggling.

    It's almost like he never expects to have a woman over...

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  33. Re:You're kidding, right?! by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In most of America, people who own a home have easily doubled or tippled their investment just in the last 6-y years.

    Huh? There's been growth in the housing market, but double and triple in value? Not quite. In my area, housing prices are falling as people are meeting with a buyers market. I can name off half a dozen people who'd love to move right now, but don't want to take a 25k hit when they sell their house.

    Houses are not investments. Equity is just a plesant side effect.

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  34. Starwars fan quote. by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I find your lack of taste disturbing."

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  35. Re:To Boldly go ... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone show up in^H^H out of their Betazoid costumes at that wedding?

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  36. Re:What a retard! by hurting+now · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm.... I thought that was actually near frame 10237... are you sure?

  37. Re:What a retard! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think 1:4 is kind of like shooting for the moon with a paper airplane.

    That depends, how much megajoules is your mass driver ?

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  38. Re:Did anybody else notice... by ecxman · · Score: 2, Informative

    The silver cases are the Director Cut/Special Editions of the Star Trek Movies. http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A6T262.0 1._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1125356415_.jpg